MTS2 Quotes Database

<HP|Creating> Art? Philosophy? Literature? Hell no, this is #social, we talk about genitals!

<cokenasmile> ok guys stupid question here.... how/where do you make a pet?
<Catf|sh> ya see the papa pet and the moma pet... well... do stuff
<cokenasmile> bite me Catf|sh :)
<Catf|sh> rofl

* curlybap nibbles on <insert name here>
<curlybap> quick, insert a name...
<curlybap> whoever says it first gets the name put in!
<Green|Straws> curlybap!
<curlybap> ...
<curlybap> ok...
<Green|Straws> Haha
* curlybap nibbles on curlybap
<Green|Straws> rofl
* curlybap eats green
<curlybap> o.O
<curlybap> wtf?!
<Green|Straws> ?
<curlybap> My /hug command eats people!!

<frazzmeister> its like scientology,... the brainwashing!
<Kelly> rofl
<Kelly> Not as spendy as scientology, though.
<frazzmeister> its pixel scientology!
<Tigerlilley> rofl
<JohnBrehaut1> lol
<GreenStraws> Heh.
<frazzmeister> like pixel porn, but even less satisfying...
<Kelly> rofl

<x_emo_x> so cabn somebody tell me their code for university
<Rich> x_emo_x: 1234567789abcdefghi
<x_emo_x> shouldnt there be 16 words there only 15??
<x_emo_x> i ment letters
<Rich> sorry I missed j
<x_emo_x> were at?
<x_emo_x> the end?
<Rich> yes
<x_emo_x> thnx
<Rich> no problem

frazzmeister> we lick toads here.
<frazzmeister> just for the buzz.
<Nini> yummy
<frazzmeister> not because we wann feck toads.
<frazzmeister> coz they are the trippy toads.
<gooie> is feck what i think it is?
<frazzmeister> i spilt beer on my boobie.
<frazzmeister> fuck its gooie.
<Nini> eew male boobies!
<frazzmeister> im not malr.
<frazzmeister> maale
<frazzmeister> male
<curlybap> male?
<Nini> I dont care =___=
<frazzmeister> i have a twat.
<Nini> I say youre male
<frazzmeister> ......
<frazzmeister> i have a twat!!!
<Nini> welcome to the club, now go outside and yell it at random people :D

<viromancy> I'm in ur mind, snoggin' ur inner queenz
<Safyre420> my inner queen might cut you with her pink glitterfied box cutter, be careful lol
<SirEmino> you in YOUR mind, deluded in INSANITY
<viromancy> I'm not snogging YOUR inner queen, saffy. I can always do that to your outer queen
<Zicon> pics

<dj|knightstale> oh yay, stabbing pains in my heart again XD
<Jessica> my voodoo doll is working
<Jessica> i mean...aww :(

<Panda1001essays> i once got told i was a pervect
--- Chocolate|Studying is now known as ChocolateCake
<Panda1001essays> dont quite know why
<DanTycoon> pervect?
<SilentPsycho> Hey Chocolate
<Panda1001essays> feminine for pervert (or so she told me)
<SirEmino> [06:40] Panda1001essays: i once got told i was a pervect <-- i read that as pervert
<SilentPsycho> Typo demon!
<ChocolateCake> Hey SP :D
<Panda1001essays> no... no typo
<Panda1001essays> pervect is correct
<SilentPsycho> ...pervect? No such word.
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<ChocolateCake> GREENIE
<SilentPsycho> Hey Greenie
<GreenStraws> CHOCOLATE.
<GreenStraws> Hey Psycho. :]
<Panda1001essays> ex: she is a pervect. he is a pervert
<Panda1001essays> and jsut because its not a word doesnt mean i cant use it
<Panda1001essays> hello greenie
<Jessica> greenie!!!!
<SilentPsycho> Nope. It's 'She is a pervert' and 'He is a pervert'
<Panda1001essays> gosh, who are the poor souls that we keep calling pervs?
<SilentPsycho> You can use it, but don't expect people to understand what you mean.:P
<SilentPsycho> Delphy and HP./
<Panda1001essays> i never expect people to understand waht i mean
<GreenStraws> Hi Panda. :D
<GreenStraws> Dang.
<GreenStraws> This is hard.
<SilentPsycho> And Emino
* GreenStraws huggles Jessie.
<Panda1001essays> lol SP
<Panda1001essays> that is so mean
<SilentPsycho> And me
<Panda1001essays> accurate but mean
<GoldenSimmer> Heya Alyssa. :)
<SilentPsycho> ANd you, and Jessica, and Chocolate
<GreenStraws> And possibly me.
<SilentPsycho> And Targ.
<Panda1001essays> I'm not a perv!
<SilentPsycho> :P
<Panda1001essays> neither is cake
<ChocolateCake> ...?
<ChocolateCake> Oh
<ChocolateCake> Yeah
<SilentPsycho> ANd greenie
<Panda1001essays> all the rest are though
<ChocolateCake> I'm not
<GreenStraws> :P
<GreenStraws> Fracking liars.
<GreenStraws> Were all pervs.
* SilentPsycho wanders over and tries to convince Chocolate to join the Perverted Side of the Force.
<GreenStraws> Its why we get along so much.

<Stoz> the best game is real life... it's sometimes has bags, but graphics - very excellent
<Stoz> bugs*
<Panda|997essays> LMAO!!
<Arch> Yes I do!
* Jessica bites Ty|Charmed
<The_French_Sim> Some features of RL should have been removed during the beta though.
<The_French_Sim> RL should actually have an anti n00b filter.
<The_French_Sim> And I said 'n00b', not 'newb'
<HystericalParoxysm> I'd just be happy with more save points.
<The_French_Sim> :D
<Arch> It does, it just doesn't always trigger properly and they somehow survive the darwin award moment.
<Panda|997essays> and there should be some more and better hacks
<Panda|997essays> and you should be able to not save the game and do thigns over
<Stoz> HystericalParoxysm, you just never used them
<The_French_Sim> A better RL gaming community would be nice too.
<The_French_Sim> The current one has more than its fair number of morons.
<HystericalParoxysm> Yeah, no kidding. This community's full of assholes.
<Panda|997essays> im rather fond of the RL gaming communtiy im in
<Arch> Just gotta join the right clan I suppose.
<The_French_Sim> Maybe we need better RL mods and admins.
<The_French_Sim> And banning policies :D
<Arch> To bad most of them are only found on very specific regional servers.
<The_French_Sim> "You have been perm-banned from Real Life"

<Manga_Moon> But Japan is in europe

frazzmeister> zedeyeseeohen
<frazzmeister> and other random feverish gibberings.
<Cazzy> Feverish Gibberings. That sounds like a band.
<Cazzy> A rock band.
<frazzmeister> well tell them to get their kick drum out of my head.

* reeses29 (reeses29@fd-98981C25.dsl.emhril.sbcglobal.net) has joined #social
<reeses29> hey guys
<reeses29> wats goin on
<SilentPsycho> Delphy died.
<reeses29> lol
<reeses29> that aint good
<SilentPsycho> No one is here is really up for talking right now
<SilentPsycho> In, even
<reeses29> did delphy really die
<SilentPsycho> Yes.
<Delphy> Yes.
<reeses29> then how come delphy juss answered
<Delphy> I resurrected after 3 server restarts.
<SilentPsycho> That's Delphybot, HP made him.
<SilentPsycho> He just says random things, like Delphy used to.
<reeses29> hey is there a place in mts2 where i can make hosue requests
<SilentPsycho> Hosue? Is that like Housin?
<reeses29> house*
<Delphy> House is a TV show.
<reeses29> like a forum where i can make house requests
<SilentPsycho> My friend's addicted to that
<reeses29> i know but is there any forum request things
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<SilentPsycho> I love confusing people.
<Delphy> Me too. :)

* fanseelamb (yes@fd-73B2FCD5.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #social
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<Tikva> fanseelamp!
<Tikva> Agree with me.
<fanseelamb> Tikva! I agree
<Tikva> Awesome.
* fanseelamb hopes she didn't just agree to have all her hair shaved off....
<Tikva> Nah, you just agreed that shrimp have very small boobs.

* elpemmy is now known as hwkemmy
* Loaf has left (Operation timed out)
* Lethe|bustyling is now known as Lethe
<The_French_Sim> HWK? Heavy Weapons Kitten?
<The_French_Sim> "I are Heavy Weapunz kitten. And dis... iz mah cheezburger"
<hwkemmy> HWK as in homework :P
<The_French_Sim> Oh. Heavy Weapons Kitten sounds more badass though
<hwkemmy> XP
<Lethe> i can has make my day?
<Lethe> hmm, that's no good
<Lethe> u has maded my day, but i eated you
<Lethe> obviously, some classic quotes cannot be lolkittified
<The_French_Sim> :D
<The_French_Sim> "u has maded my day... but u eated it"
<hwkemmy> lol
* hwkemmy is now known as heavyweaponsemmeh

<Cliff> Boobs are quite simple... A-Almost There, B-Barely There, C-Cant Complain, D-Dang!, Double D-Double Dang!, E-Enormous, F-Fake, G-Get A Reduction, H-Help Ive Fallen And I Cant Get Up, J-JESUS!!

<longdaysend> well i like barbie dolls but you don't see me putting them in the oven for 15 minutes do you?
<&whiterider> I would have done that when I was a kid but I was scared of the oven.
<longdaysend> heh..i probably would have too come to think of it
<&whiterider> I did dress them up in "death robes" and hang them upside down from my bed for a week.
<longdaysend> rofl
<longdaysend> i pretended the abused the baby barbies and skipper...they escaped eventually though
<longdaysend> they*
<&whiterider> We had really sordid imaginations as kids, huh
<longdaysend> and burned down the dream house, trapping babrie and ken in the elevator to die
<longdaysend> ...indeed
<&whiterider> Mine spent about a month trapped in a basement being forced to do hard labour for no food, if they refused then Esmarelda Barbie was going to be killed in front of them.
<longdaysend> and my mother wondered why i didn't want to play barbies with her :P my therapy life would have started at a much younger age

[11:25pm] [Blake] i can back up my shit.
[11:25pm] [Blake] :)
[11:25pm] [Tig] you should back up your shit, otherwise if there's a crash, you'll lose it all
[11:25pm] [Blake] yeah.
[11:25pm] [Blake] my shits been backed up for years, Tig. :)
[11:25pm] [ChocolateCake] Ew.
[11:25pm] [ChocolateCake] You should really go to the doctor for that.

<Lethe> 4chan is like that weird bar down the road
<Lethe> everyone knows it's there, and we know what they all talk about cause they're so damn loud
<Lethe> but you don't really want to go there, cause the floor is sticky and the glasses are smudged
<Lethe> I mean, it's kinda a cool place, but you might pass out and be gang raped in the hallway to the toilet
<Lethe> that kinda thing

> Zicon rubs frazzy
> frazzmeister kittens Zicons arse
...
<Bubo> frazz: kitteh has claws :P
<frazzmeister> so does zics arse.

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<phill> anyone know cheat for freetime that fills all wants bar phill
<SilentPsycho> boolprop icantread true
<phill> thanks is that in captial or lower case
<MaijinSaix> ...
<MaijinSaix> Wow.
<SilentPsycho> Lower case
<phill> <SilentPsycho> thanks
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* Delphy is now known as Delphyzzz
<jolien> :)
<jolien> why the zz ?
<jolien> going to bed?
<frazzmeister> no, he's morphed into a bumble bee clearly.

<Corrie> We got someone screaming Llama while running with her shirt over her head...
<Corrie> wait, Humping.
<Corrie> shit..
<Corrie> Jumping*
<Tree> XD
<Tree> Fail.
<Sparkle> LOL
* Corrie crawls into the corner and dies.

<TFS|Alcomahol> I want a kitteh
<TFS|Alcomahol> :(
<renske> no frenchie, you just want pussy
<writingemmy> Frenchie, you can share mine :P

<cthru> I go away to wash the dishes for like..5 mins
<cthru> and vague pink tits?
<cthru> WTF IS WRONG WITH YOOU?
<cthru> ::
<cthru> ..
<cthru> ok, don't answer that