MTS2 Quotes Database

<Stanislav> huh :D hacked? :D
<JK11> Yup, we hacked that 9 yr old over there
--- whiterider is now known as TheMatrix
<JK11> Opened a bunch of ports
<Cliff> lol
* SilentPsycho lives in TheMatrix
* JK11 fires a bullet at TheMatrix
<TheMatrix> And introduced a trojan or fifteen
<Cliff> ChewChew run for your life
<TheMatrix> rofl
<JK11> We're hax0ring j00
* TheMatrix dodges JK's bullet, and puts up Silent's rent
<SilentPsycho> ANd replaced all their porn with Tellytubby/Barney XXX video clips
<Cliff> that has to be screwed up porn
<JK11> XD
<TheMatrix> Or alternatively, screwed upon

<HP|Writing> Ken: "I love you!" Barbie: "I love you too!" Ken: "Let's kiss!" Barbie: "Okay!" <-- Low-tech sims.
<HP|Writing> It just doesn't have quite the sound of clattering plastic as you frantically and clumsily thrust two lusty mold-formed 11.5 inch dolls at each other.
<SilentPsycho> Cloud: Fuck me. Sephiorth: With pleasure. Cloud: You got me pregnant, you fucking bastard! <--- My Sims
<whiterider> ...ctnd... Ken: "Oh shit, risky woohoo hack!" Barbie "Oh, you'd better get a job" Male maid who for this purpose we will pretend is not gay "Oooh Barbie.. ACR ftw" Ken: "zomgwtf cheated on memory!!!" Barbie "Onoes!! *cries*" Social Worker "Haha pwnt" <-- TS2 with hacks. So much more interesting.

<Stoz> the best game is real life... it's sometimes has bags, but graphics - very excellent
<Stoz> bugs*
<Panda|997essays> LMAO!!
<Arch> Yes I do!
* Jessica bites Ty|Charmed
<The_French_Sim> Some features of RL should have been removed during the beta though.
<The_French_Sim> RL should actually have an anti n00b filter.
<The_French_Sim> And I said 'n00b', not 'newb'
<HystericalParoxysm> I'd just be happy with more save points.
<The_French_Sim> :D
<Arch> It does, it just doesn't always trigger properly and they somehow survive the darwin award moment.
<Panda|997essays> and there should be some more and better hacks
<Panda|997essays> and you should be able to not save the game and do thigns over
<Stoz> HystericalParoxysm, you just never used them
<The_French_Sim> A better RL gaming community would be nice too.
<The_French_Sim> The current one has more than its fair number of morons.
<HystericalParoxysm> Yeah, no kidding. This community's full of assholes.
<Panda|997essays> im rather fond of the RL gaming communtiy im in
<Arch> Just gotta join the right clan I suppose.
<The_French_Sim> Maybe we need better RL mods and admins.
<The_French_Sim> And banning policies :D
<Arch> To bad most of them are only found on very specific regional servers.
<The_French_Sim> "You have been perm-banned from Real Life"

<cthru> oh my gosh, I leave for a sex, leave you as leaderererer and HWAT HAPPENSS?? NO SANDWICH!

[14:05] * HystericalParoxysm has kicked tomic from #create (Come back when you can type.)
[14:05] * tomic (tomic@mts2-10DE7B1D.nott.cable.ntl.com) has joined #create
[14:05] <tomic> wats the matter?>
[14:05] <HystericalParoxysm> Those were some quick typing lessons.
[14:05] <HystericalParoxysm> The word is what. W-h-a-t.
[14:05] <tomic> u fuckerer im useing full words :@
[14:05] <tomic> get fuk
[14:05] <tomic> u fuk
[14:05] <tomic> fuk
[14:05] * HystericalParoxysm sets ban on *!*@mts2-10DE7B1D.nott.cable.ntl.com
[14:05] * HystericalParoxysm has kicked tomic from #create (I'm going to get fucked after I log off, quit rushing me.)

<ChocolateCake> i haz a question
<Safyre420> I haz a answer
<ChocolateCake> i can has cheezburger?
<sheepbap> i haz cheezburger
<ChocolateCake> pls give cheezburger kthx
<Safyre420> I made u a cheezburger but I eated it :(
<Safyre420> =^.^=
<ChocolateCake> u eated mah cheezburger?
<Safyre420> yah soz I'm frum teh intranetz
<ChocolateCake> o ish ok lolz
<Safyre420> lulz

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<&whiterider> Dude, it's a vibrator. It says so on the page.
<Cake|Awayzz> ...
<&whiterider> Hi Cakey :D
<djones> cakes!
<Stormwench> well coulding vibarte on your back?
<djones> cake is a vibrator!
<Stormwench> I mean it is a bit wide
<&whiterider> It is
<&Tig> yes white, but people do use those on their backs and necks ;)
<djones> eww
<&whiterider> I think just the end vibrates?
<djones> i hope they wash
<&whiterider> Well true Tiggy :P
* Cake|Awayzz (ChocolateC@fd-B77DF103.dyn.optonline.net) Quit (Quit: Sick bastards...)

<Lethe|dinner> see, there's ttwo of me now
<Lethe|dinner> and not just cause i'm looking at it tipsylit
<Lethe|dinner> erm, tipslily
<Lethe|dinner> tipsily
<cthru> upper and lower Lethe?
<Lethe|dinner> stupid word
<Lethe|dinner> is that even a word?
<cthru> it is now!
<Lethe|dinner> yay
<Lethe|dinner> i maede a word

<Anonatopia> Im a he
<BinkBath> Anonatopia has boy parts?
<Annabanana> we don't believe, we want pics
<BinkBath> candid pix
<Anonatopia> No way
<Anonatopia> Is there another way to prove to you im a guy
<whiterider> Nope
<BinkBath> hmmmm....
<BinkBath> how does one prove in text what genitals they were born with...
<HystericalParoxysm> Push 'em up against the monitor glass and press print screen.
<Annabanana> XD
<whiterider> =P
<Annabanana> good hp
<Anonatopia> Ok
<P-epsi> if only that worked :P
<Anonatopia> Wait
<whiterider> Wait?
<whiterider> ...
<Anonatopia> No
<Anonatopia> No Pix
<HystericalParoxysm> Are we all just sitting around gaping like I am?
<whiterider> You tried the Print Screen thing?
<Anonatopia> Mabey...
* whiterider collapses in a mound of giggling lemonade-chokes...

[19:54] <Gangreless> How the hell is it that I have about 42 highlighters and never one near me?
[19:55] <daluved1> jesus hates you
[19:56] <Gangreless> The feeling's mutual
[19:56] <Zucabr> Which one?
[19:56] <Gangreless> Which one what? Which feeling?
[19:56] <Zucabr> IE, which Jesus? Is this the same one that hates fags?
[19:56] <Gangreless> ah
[19:56] <Gangreless> I'm assuming
[19:56] <Zucabr> Coz tell him that he had TWO DADS, for Hissake.
[19:57] <Gangreless> hur
[19:57] <Zucabr> I like my family's Jesus better.
[19:57] <Gangreless> I have a general problem in christianity telling everybody that one particular guy was so special that he was the son of god
[19:58] <Gangreless> Besides, I thought we were -all- god's children.
[19:58] <Gangreless> Therefore..
[19:58] *** Gangreless is now known as Jesus
[19:58] <Zucabr> XD

* SilentPsycho tries to imagine what America would be like if the British won the War of Independance
* Frenchie wants to draw an American if the English had won that war
<Liz> Otherwise I'd spell things like "Colour" and "favourite"
<Liz> And that is just retarded.
<Database> They'd know what "tea" is, and they'd like it.
<Frenchie> No burgers. Crumpets instead.
<Liz> I like tea.
<Frenchie> Helmets with teacups on the side
<HystericalParoxysm> I know what tea is. I like tea.
<HystericalParoxysm> I even put milk in non-fruit varieties.
<Database> They'd also eat REAL PANCAKES
<Renske> and they'd all play CRICKET
<Database> wait, was it pancakes that Americans have completely differently?
<Liz> DB, you mean crepes?
<Liz> Because we eat crepes too. We just call them crepes.
<Delphy> I have to teach you something
<Delphy> it's not "Real"
<Delphy> its' PROPER
<Database> Oh, true.
<Delphy> when you say "England has XXX something, it's always PROPER something
<Delphy> like PROPER CRICKET
<Database> Delphy: You are absolutely correct. I will endeavour to correct this in future.
<Database> But I like my flat pancakes!
<SilentPsycho> Proper Football as well.
<Database> We also have PROPER WEATHER
<Database> (and PROPER STEREOTYPES)
<HystericalParoxysm> Fuck your thin sad pancakes, Database.
<HystericalParoxysm> No, wait, you CAN'T fuck them because they're all flat and sad and non-fluffy.
<Renske> roll em up, and then fuck em
<HystericalParoxysm> You want a REAL pancake you can fuck, roll up a nice PROPER American pancake. It's soft and fluffy and will make your dick SO HAPPY
<Delphy> Ok so we went from the civil war to fucking pancakes
<Delphy> in 5 mins
<Delphy> gg social

[21:29] <whiterider> *sigh* young people these days have no edumication.
[21:29] <lulu2408> I DO TO HAVE AN EDECACATION

* Renske_ stares at Renske until she gets the hint and leaves
*** renske has quit (Connection reset by peer)
<Lethe> :D
<Renske_> :D
*** Renske_ is now known as renske
<Corrie> i think your staring scared away the ghost of yourself.
<renske> sheesh, it sure takes me a while to get a hint
<renske> i hope so, corrie
<renske> didnt you know? all ghosts can't stand people staring at them

<Corrie> I found it myself. I'm smat
<Corrie> I mean smart.
<Corrie> -.-

<cthru> OH, when will it be updated?? I was reading the qb yesterday
<cthru> the whole qdb, I'm sooo silly
<cthru> :/
<Lethe|worky> as soon as we can blinky delphy so much
<Lethe|worky> delphy will go and do it
<Lethe|worky> isn't that right, delphy
<Lethe|worky> delphy doesn't seem to be responding
<cthru> delphy will certainly do it since you asked ;)
<Lethe|worky> I hope nothing is wrong with delphy
<cthru> delphy might be busy D:
<Lethe|worky> delphy could very well be busy
* Delphster snickers

<Greenie|Ducks> My ducks are shiny. And ducky.
<Bubo> really i thought they were fishey
<Greenie|Ducks> ...
<Greenie|Ducks> Shaddap.

<SilentPsycho> Oh well, Break/Talky time over. Time to get back to my report on Improving Time management, Managing and Organising Meetings More Effectively, and Training Program for the previous two points. And yes, I know the irony of just starting this report 15 hours before the final deadline. :P

<HystericalParoxysm> But if it makes ya feel any better, D got in the parts for your new PC. :)
<whiterider> Now we just have to get him out again

<Cazzy-Tchan> lethe|workworkwork, i think you should go with the scary kitteh idea :)
<lethe|workworkwork> that's the best one so far, yes
<lethe|workworkwork> not too sure why he would want to eat his girlfriend yet
<lethe|workworkwork> but we can leave that blank
<Cazzy-Tchan> because she had a doggy!
<lethe|workworkwork> hm?
<Cazzy-Tchan> or something edible to werewolves
<Cazzy-Tchan> if she smells of food
<Cazzy-Tchan> he'd want to eat her, ne?
<lethe|workworkwork> or maybe he's just a werewolf and they eat folks? :p
<Cazzy-Tchan> or that too :)

[03:01pm] <PreciousAlly> Delphy!?!?! Asleep my ass...
[03:02pm] <Delphy> Your ass is asleep? You might want to massage that...
[03:04pm] <PreciousAlly> I need someone to do it for me, I cannot massage my ass.
[03:05pm] * Nurrah checks to make sure this is channel social

<frazzmeister> be nice. im drunbk. i can ban you .........
<frazzmeister> rofl.
<frazzmeister> i suck.
<frazzmeister> oops.
<Anna> i don't
<frazzmeister> must not say im an a dick.

<Star> rofl...I could teach Dork 101. I'm reading Numenor's understanding uv mapping...so I start reading outloud hoping I'd understand it more....
<Star> I come to a smilie and....I actually smiled

<Loaf> Chii, where is everyone?
<Chii> behind the fridge
<Loaf> ...no, i've checked there
<The_French_Sim> I'm here
<Chii> YOU'RE here? feel these nipples!

<simfanactic2184> do any of you guys do requests for the modthesims2 site
<Delphy|Away> Whats modthesims2
<simfanactic2184> it's a site where people make stuff for the sims and put it up to donwload
<Lethe> simfanactic2184, never heard of it
<simfanactic2184> download*
<Delphy|Away> Sounds like a crud site to me. I mean, whoever heard of making stuff for the sims
<simfanactic2184> alot of people
<Lethe> must be out of their minds, to be honest
<simfanactic2184> like home's car's furniture and clothe's
<Lethe> sounds like a lot of work, making that
<Delphy|Away> yes totally bonkers Lethe
<simfanactic2184> yes but i guess they enjoy making them
<teknofil> isn't sims that family that lives down the street... why would anyone want to make something for them... they are... well we aren't allowed to say those words here.
<simfanactic2184> well i don't think it's bonker's
<Lethe> and you ask them to make stuff?
<simfanactic2184> i think it's neat because you can find stuff that maxis didn't out into the game
<simfanactic2184> if you want to you can make request's
<Delphy|Away> Who is maxis? one of these so-called creators?
<simfanactic2184> why in the world r u in here if you don't know what maxis is or even the game for that matter
<Delphy|Away> I'm here for the women. Why are *you* here?
<simfanactic2184> don't worry about that
<teknofil> definatly the women...

[13:22] <CN> so hard to find good angel drawings
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