#955 · added 13 January 2008 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #social
[14:16] <Aychpee> No.
[14:16] <Stoz> another question
[14:16] <Aychpee> No.
[14:16] <Aychpee> No questions.
[14:16] <djenerate> cakey, you fixed your portal game yet?
[14:16] <djenerate> ...
[14:16] <djenerate> damn timing
#1833 · added 9 December 2013 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #stafflair
<jhd1189> I can't think of a way to adequately express my annoyance with that joke
<Nysha> I can't remember precisely what for, but I do remember expressing exactly the same disappointment at one of your jokes in the recent past
<HP|Popcorn> He did send me limericks about poop though.
<HP|Popcorn> Well. Limerick. Singular. Step up your game, man.
<jhd1189> You sent me ZERO limericks
<HP|Popcorn> ABOUT POO
<jhd1189> Give me a topic, I will write you a limerick RIGHT NOW
<HP|Popcorn> Antidisestablishmentarianism.
<HP|Popcorn> That's your goddamned topic RIGHT THERE
<leefish> The longest word we possibly heard, was so long it was more than a word;it was more like a book, so who gives a fuck, if the last line does not have the word?
<leefish> That was my entry for the limerick contest
<HP|Popcorn> That was beautiful, lee.
* leefish bows
<jhd1189> In an era of civil barbarianism/And great thinkers rife with contrarianism/The Anglican Church /Was left in the lurch /With antidis'tablishmentarianism.
<HP|Popcorn> That was a fucking masterpiece.
* PharaohHound faints in awe of joey's mad skills
#135 · added 18 May 2006 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #social
<en7en> Okay, Frenchie, I challenge you to a duel of snootiness!
* The_French_Zombie eats en7en's empty head off
<The_French_Zombie> Done :D
<en7en> "Mon enfant, ma soeur!"
* en7en throws the gauntlet
<The_French_Zombie> Gné ?
<en7en> Okay, I win the Baudelaire round.
* The_French_Zombie eats the gauntlet and the matching hand
<The_French_Zombie> burp
<Darkwytche> Les fleurs du mal
<en7en> Hey! It's a snootiness duel! Eating is not fair, unless it's eating obscure snooty elitist french dishes!
<en7en> You want in, Dark?
<en7en> Wait your turn!
<Darkwytche> No just proving I'm not totally dumb
* The_French_Zombie eats a lobster and goose liver.
<The_French_Zombie> Now I can eat your other arm
<en7en> Ha! Foie gras du Perigord!
* en7en is a bit worried that pedantic displays of elitism don't seem to work on a zombie...
<The_French_Zombie> *thinking about the Monty Python and the Holy Grail*
<en7en> Oh no!
<en7en> English humor! I can't fight that!
* The_French_Zombie gobbles en7en's leg
<The_French_Zombie> I think I'm winning *evil grin*
<en7en> Damn it! uh... uh... quick! Gotta think of something!
<en7en> Voltaire! Montesquieu! ROUSSEAU!
* The_French_Zombie grins and dribbles while watching en7en's leg
<The_French_Zombie> Corneille ?
* en7en regains hope...
<en7en> CAMUS!
<en7en> SARTRE!
<en7en> "Hell is other sims!"
* The_French_Zombie recitates "Stances à Marquise" then chops en7en's remaining leg off.
* Vie starts flinging Bratworsts at the pair of you
<en7en> Nooooo!
<en7en> Argh! Germans!
* en7en is invaded in 12 milliseconds.
<en7en> Damn. Now I gotta wait for the yankees to liberate me.
<Darkwytche> Pierre Morand - 'La Naine'
<HystericalParoxysm> Thundercles!
* The_French_Zombie would love to cut en7en's tongue off but it'd look like a French kiss.
* en7en expires, whilst faintly whispering "mon enfant, ma soeur, songe a la douceur... "
* en7en is now known as The_Late_en7en
<The_French_Zombie> Je suis belle, ô mortels ! Comme un rêve de pierre...
<The_Late_en7en> Alas, poodles. I was done in, for my impregnable intellectual snootiness was no match against Limey Loons and German Sauerkraut. Hence dies the hope of a haughty nation! To the vultures now shall it be given.
<Darkwytche> André Malraux - La Condition Humane
<The_Late_en7en> At least Darkwytche is trying. Pour la France, mon ami! Pour la France!
<The_French_Zombie> :-s
<Darkwytche> Way
<The_Late_en7en> Okay, are we done?
* You are now known as en7en
* The_French_Zombie is now known as The_French_Sim
#715 · added 17 July 2007 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
* Delphy|Pondering sets mode: +b meep!*@*
* Delphy|Pondering sets mode: +b argh!*@*
* Delphy|Pondering sets mode: +b how!*@*
* Delphy|Pondering sets mode: +b about!*@*
* Delphy|Pondering sets mode: +b we!*@*
* Delphy|Pondering sets mode: +b type!*@*
* Delphy|Pondering sets mode: +b sentences!*@*
* Delphy|Pondering sets mode: +b in!*@*
* Delphy|Pondering sets mode: +b bans!*@*
* white|htmPE sets mode: +b no!*@*
#108 · added 9 April 2006 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #social
<Bink13y> !seen Your_tinny_tadger
<Foamy> Bink13y, I don't remember seeing your_tinny_tadger.
<Bink13y> thats ok Foamy, no one wnts to
#903 · added 6 November 2007 · vote up / 16 / vote down - from #social
<Nouk> oh lolcopter :P
<&whiterider> -.0
<Nouk> muwahhahaahah XD
<&whiterider> Do you get roflgroundtoairmissiles too?
<Nouk> yes and loltrucks
<&whiterider> Trucks are useless in shooting down helicopters
<Nouk> you can throw them
<&whiterider> Then you need a lmaobigassslingshot
<Nouk> or a rotflsuperman
<+Viromancy> lolninjas. lolninjas can do anything, while being cute and funny
<&whiterider> Yes, you can lawltie him to the lulzlampost to lure the lolcopter within range of your lololautomaticmachinegun
<Nouk> whiterider winss
#1013 · added 25 May 2008 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<somuchfun> have you seen the posts by imoz95 - shes going on a bit
<HystericalParoxysm> Complaining about yourself complaining. that's a new one.
<SirEmino> lol
<somuchfun> huh??
<HystericalParoxysm> Strangely enough, we know you -are- imoz95, somuchfun.
<HystericalParoxysm> You have the exact same hostmask and you were here just a short time ago.
<somuchfun> no, why would you say that!!
<HystericalParoxysm> [11:30] * imoz95 (imoz95@fd-C643B273.bb.sky.com) has joined #social
<HystericalParoxysm> [11:55] * somuchfun (somuchfun@fd-C643B273.bb.sky.com) has joined #social
<HystericalParoxysm> Same exact hostmask.
<SirEmino> you should've bold that part
<HystericalParoxysm> Playing dumb is only funny when you're -playing-.
<somuchfun> no, that must be my twin - we share laptops
<SirEmino> next we will probably heard it was his sister
<SirEmino> omg
<SirEmino> lol
<escand> that is precious
<SirEmino> just as i typed that
#467 · added 28 January 2007 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
<The_French_Chef> It's alive! Alive! :D
<frazzmeister> the wine?
<The_French_Chef> XD The meal
<frazzmeister> aha
<The_French_Chef> I'm frankencooking :D
#1637 · added 6 September 2010 · vote up / 12 / vote down - from #????
* SilentPsycho has joined
* SilentPsycho pokes frazzmeister
<frazzmeister> hmm
* SilentPsycho throws frazzmeister into the Pit of Pickles and Pancakes and Doom
<frazzmeister> eep
<frazzmeister> what did I do?
<SilentPsycho> I had a weird freaky dream, and you were the main character in it
<SilentPsycho> First, everyone randomally stayed for a few days at my house.
<SilentPsycho> Then a while afterwards I saw on the news that you and Slave Boy were missing, presumed dead.
<SilentPsycho> The police had found your bottles of lager, but not your bodies under the ice (for some reason you were living in Alaska)
<SilentPsycho> I burst into tears, thinking you're dead, then a few days later you climb in through my window, saying you had just had enough and ran away from the abuse of the woman.
<SilentPsycho> And Slave Boy appeared on the TV saying he was searching for you
<SilentPsycho> And you randomally started scattering crude oil around the house. Then the police came and you agreed to go with them, but then you climbed out of the window with Slave Boy, and ran into the Lion section (for some reason I was living in the middle of a safari park.)
<SilentPsycho> And then it just got confusing.
<SilentPsycho> Although, the annoying boy from a few houses down got eaten by a lion, so it wasn't all bad
<SilentPsycho> And I got to ride a tiger.
<SilentPsycho> I swear my subconcious is on drug most of the time.
<SilentPsycho> Drugs, even
<frazzmeister> o.0
#463 · added 27 January 2007 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #teen
[21:15:49] <Cheeseisgood> Suddenly I SEE!
[21:15:59] <curly|SimPE|bap> why the hell this means so much to me
[21:16:02] <curly|SimPE|bap> suddenly i see
[21:16:13] <curly|SimPE|bap> ...that i've forgotten the words
[21:16:14] <Cheeseisgood> Oh lord...
[21:16:16] <Cheeseisgood> Me too...
[21:16:19] <djones> good song...
[21:16:22] <curly|SimPE|bap> hehe
[21:16:25] <Cheeseisgood> Hmmm...
#1550 · added 19 April 2010 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #create
<Gannon> anyone intersted in a project
<Gannon> a victorian manor
<Gannon> with a basment with a shrine to hell
<Gannon> the devil
<Gannon> Anyone have a devil worshipping shrine i can borrow
<DaveyDaVinci> Oh sure
<DaveyDaVinci> Let me go grab it
<DaveyDaVinci> It's right next to my stairway to heaven
<DaveyDaVinci> And the pot of gold I mugged off of that leprechaun
#1051 · added 23 July 2008 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #social
<Database> Anything's quicker than IE.
<frazzmeister> and other than safari, which makes me want to stab things, thats all I've used
<frazzmeister> well yes,... teaching a parrot to say 'google lolcats' and than having it fly to a netcafe, and get someone to google lolcats, and than learning about lolcats, and flying back to tell you,... is quicker than using IE,.. provided the netcafe is not using IE inwhich case your parrot doesn't have a long enough lifespan.
<frazzmeister> unless you don't have a parrot,... but if theres a pet store open nearby, you can still probably beat IE if you leave soon.
<frazzmeister> I suspect I sense not making in which case i refer you to the coment up there somewhere about drink
#700 · added 30 June 2007 · vote up / 11 / vote down - from #social
<HystericalParoxysm> Someday, I'll start a cover band. And we'll do death metal versions of lullabyes and opening themes to classic children's cartoons.
<frazzmeister> metal versions of soft songs are ace... also,.. lounge jazz versions of death metal...
<HystericalParoxysm> Perhaps DIE ALONE would be more death metal.
* HystericalParoxysm edits.
<frazzmeister> mary had a demon lamb, its fleece was red with blood?
<HystericalParoxysm> Ohhhh you can be our songwriter
#406 · added 2 January 2007 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #social
<Kelly> Because I'm back in Minnesota.
<Dimension> EEEEEW
<Dimension> wait, what is that?
<Kelly> What is what?
<Dimension> minnesota
<Delphy> That is what.
<Delphy> What is that.
<Delphy> That is what is that is what is Minnesota.
<Dimension> my mind is on fire
<SirEmino> i'm confused
<Delphy> "What is the USA"
<Dimension> jeopardy!
* Delphy cuts Dimmys mind with a sack cloth
<Dimension> i choose door THREE!
* Delphy punches Dimmy in the face.
* Kelly sticks Delphy on a rotissarie or however the frack you spell it
<Delphy> That was door number three.
* Dimension bites down on delphy's knuckles
<Delphy> Also, Minnesota is a state in the USA.
<Kelly> Yeah.
<Kelly> That.
<Dimension> mwlarf ignflflf
<Delphy> The USA is that country just below the awesome CANADA and above those burrito inventing MEXICANS
<Kelly> We're the useless part of North America.
* Kelly nods
<Dimension> must be a weird place
* whiterider looks in, blinks, and goes away
<Delphy> There be dragons
<Dimension> maybe dinosaurs still live there
#462 · added 27 January 2007 · vote up / 12 / vote down - from #social
* curlybap just fingered himself and it works!
<justKYLE> haha i love mad tv
<curlybap> ...damn that came out wrong
<curlybap> i meant ctcp finger
#469 · added 28 January 2007 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
<GreenStraws> I think my brother just got killed.
<John> ahhh
<GreenStraws> Oh wait no. Its just my mom.
<John> What happened?
<GreenStraws> Shes trying to run over him with the car.
<John> :O
<John> why ?
<GreenStraws> No idea.
<GreenStraws> Shes CRAZY I tell you!
<GreenStraws> A DEMON!
<John> Hit her over the head with a ahmmer :P
<John> hammer*
<GreenStraws> Well, maybe not the holy water. But the nachos are a must.
<John> :)
<GreenStraws> Hee.
* GreenStraws is somewhat hyper.
#1712 · added 22 May 2011 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #supersekritstaffchannel
<Qborg> Okay, I will have to read this all first then
<HugeLunatic> And eat cookies while reading
<Qborg> My mother puts alcohol in her cookies and then doesn't let me eat them. I used to just take them, but now she numbers the bags so I can't get away with it.
<HugeLunatic> rofl
<whiterider> :/
* Qborg leads an unfortunate and cookie-less life
#461 · added 26 January 2007 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<photo_me2004> DAMNIT!
<Adub778> What?
<Adub778> Y
<photo_me2004> IT GETS STUCK IN MY HEAD!
<GreenStraws> What what what?
<Adub778> Phantom of the Oprah is stuck in my head
<GreenStraws> o_o Photo. You didn't.
<photo_me2004> do do do. do do do. do do do doo doo do...
<GreenStraws> Oh no. The sad thing is, I know EXACTLY what song that is.
<GreenStraws> And now it is stuck in MY head.
<photo_me2004> omg.... -gigglesnort-
<Adub778> ME too
<Adub778> Thanks a lot
<photo_me2004> you love me
<GreenStraws> <3
* Adub778 laughs at photo's gigglesnort
<photo_me2004> and now i'm singing it.......
#1064 · added 11 August 2008 · vote up / 12 / vote down - from #social
* reeses29 (reeses29@fd-98981C25.dsl.emhril.sbcglobal.net) has joined #social
<reeses29> hey guys
<reeses29> wats goin on
<SilentPsycho> Delphy died.
<reeses29> lol
<reeses29> that aint good
<SilentPsycho> No one is here is really up for talking right now
<SilentPsycho> In, even
<reeses29> did delphy really die
<SilentPsycho> Yes.
<Delphy> Yes.
<reeses29> then how come delphy juss answered
<Delphy> I resurrected after 3 server restarts.
<SilentPsycho> That's Delphybot, HP made him.
<SilentPsycho> He just says random things, like Delphy used to.
<reeses29> hey is there a place in mts2 where i can make hosue requests
<SilentPsycho> Hosue? Is that like Housin?
<reeses29> house*
<Delphy> House is a TV show.
<reeses29> like a forum where i can make house requests
<SilentPsycho> My friend's addicted to that
<reeses29> i know but is there any forum request things
* reeses29 has quit (Quit: Live Chat Java User)
<SilentPsycho> I love confusing people.
<Delphy> Me too. :)
#264 · added 22 September 2006 · vote up / 19 / vote down - from #social
<frazzmeister> im a duck
<whiterider> Do you mean dick? =P
<frazzmeister> yes
<frazzmeister> yes i do
<frazzmeister> i am a dick
#307 · added 15 October 2006 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #help
* iggi (asdeon@mts2-DD9CEF51.hsd1.mi.comcast.net) has joined #help
<cokenasmile> hi iggi
<iggi> hello
<iggi> do you offer mental help?
<cokenasmile> sorry, no lol
<iggi> : /
<cokenasmile> uh, google?
<iggi> they all went insane before I could finish listing my issues
#1468 · added 21 November 2009 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
<renske> ooh something completely irrelevant
<renske> i saw a documentary yesterday
<renske> about men with realdolls
<renske> one man had 8 of them and dressed them all up and propped them up in chairs for his birthday party
<renske> and then his girlfriend, which he met recently and hadnt told yet about his dolls, came in, saw the dolls and said 'soooo i need a beer'
<Database> lulz
<&HystericalParoxysm> I'd think you'd need something stronger than beer to find your boyfriend and his eight realdolls eating dinner together.
<renske> he jammed whistles and those party flute things in the dolls' blowjob mouths
<&HystericalParoxysm> That may be the saddest thing I've ever heard.
<renske> and in the next scene he was cleaning one of the dolls insides with a toilet brush, saying 'you have to clean them once in a while'
<renske> that is the point where J left
<&HystericalParoxysm> Congratulations. You've actually grossed me out a little.
<renske> hahaha
<renske> VICTORY
<elpemmy> ...that has to be a first.
<renske> and this other guy had to say goodbye to his doll (he only had one) for THREE WHOLE WEEKS and barely survived
<renske> the doll needed work done because her limbs were all floppy
<renske> and when the doll came back he dove into the box and went 'oh welcome home darling i have missed you so much - how was your trip'
<renske> 'i taped the bold and the beautiful for you just like you like it'
<renske> poooooooor guy
<renske> never should've moved out of his mother's basement
<elpemmy> You watch weird TV, Ren.
#1195 · added 18 January 2009 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<Longdaysend> Loafie: you around or did you finally pluck up the courage to get food?
<ChaoticNihilist> and then...
<ChaoticNihilist> the room went deadly silent, waiting and waiting for loafie's response
<ChaoticNihilist> while each one watched their own porns
<ChaoticNihilist> don't tell me it's just me.
<ChaoticNihilist> and i say 5:30pm is already time for porn.
<ChaoticNihilist> awwww odo must be one of the cutest aliens EVAH
<Database> ... Alien porn?
<Longdaysend> :P
<Longdaysend> only the best for our CN
#1017 · added 3 June 2008 · vote up / 11 / vote down - from #social
#1350 · added 22 August 2009 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #create
<Tree> Honestly, "Forks"? If that is an -actual- place, then I will do something ridiculous, like dye my hair pink.
<Sparklesimming> I can't believe I couldn't find a copy of Dracula at the libary
<Sparklesimming> XD
<Sparklesimming> I bet the next town was called Knives
<Tree> In the state of Cutlery.