MTS2 Quotes Database

* LlamaLu442 lends beppo battle llama
<LlamaLu442> U need a llama spear?
<HystericalLlama> War llamas? Nooooo.
<HystericalLlama> Llamas are for cuddling!
<HystericalLlama> Llamas are not for fighting!
<LlamaLu442> But But
<Llama101> You can be the 4 llamas of the alpacalypse

<sexytasha> well i am sexy!
<whiterider> Prove it!
<Lethe> how old are you?
<sexytasha> 13 with big tits
<Superfly> 0.o
<whiterider> O.O
<Lethe> o.O
<Fresh-Prince> 0.0
<whiterider> The fact that we were asking for it does nothing to curb my O.O

<10@sickmeister> er....i have an icecream.. not porn.

<x_X> Well, luckily I know my way around Vista since I got my U810
<x_X> Frenchie: RTBF
<BlearyassParoxysm> That always makes me think that you have a really tiny submarine.
<BlearyassParoxysm> ...
<BlearyassParoxysm> That... didn't come out the way I'd planned.
* x_X snickers.

<Lethe> so this game is doing it's very best to scare the living shit out of me
<Lethe> it's good at it
<Frenchie> Which game, Lethe?
<Lethe> Bioshock
<Lethe> also, totally love the forties almost communist meets art deco architecture
<Lethe> yes, i just spoke of the architecture in a game about shooting things
* Lethe is such a girl
* Frenchie petpets Lethe

<SilentPsycho> I'm being evil and laughing at my self-sim's predicament
<SilentPsycho> She wandered onto a brothel business I was making
<SilentPsycho> Hence the fact she's now a single working mum of twins.
<SilentPsycho> Does not bode well for my own future

[13:28] <Durntdude> gimme a dollar
[13:28] * Durntdude was kicked by frazzmeister (a dollars worth of kickarse?)

<HP|Creating> Art? Philosophy? Literature? Hell no, this is #social, we talk about genitals!

<Jon|Uncharted> I dunno, since most of Asia is really upright about porn. :P

* djones (djones0823@fd-AAA3B32A.winn.cable.ntl.com) has joined #social
<djones> urrr
<djones> no
* djones (djones0823@fd-AAA3B32A.winn.cable.ntl.com) Quit (Quit: i'm sleeping really, honestly)
<&whiterider> Ha
<&whiterider> Apparently he thinks 8.30 is early too

[02:31] simon007: how do I download celebrites?
[02:31] * missangelica blinks.
[02:32] missangelica: It's not the year 3000... ;p
[02:32] * HystericalParoxysm giggles.

<Star> oh, he finally got off me!
* @Star cheers
<frazzmeister> ...
<Star> frazz...it's been pretty much constant
<Star> even when I went to the restroom he jumped in my pants

[11:31pm] <Kelly> Touche, mum.
[11:31pm] <kathy> no it's touch me

* Cazzy-Tchan finds it fitting that Delphy is red on her screen
<ChocolateCake> Rofl
<ChocolateCake> Delphy's pink
<Cazzy-Tchan> he's reeeed
<ChocolateCake> Pink
* Cazzy-Tchan sporfles at the thought of feminine delphy
<Cazzy-Tchan> Delph...ina?
<Delphy> Delphine
<Cazzy-Tchan> delphine indeed :)
<ChocolateCake> Delphine
<HP|Meshing> Angelique. :P
<Cazzy-Tchan> i'm never going to have a straight face when i see your name again :(
<Cazzy-Tchan> angelique! now that i like :)
<Delphy> :P
* Delphy is now known as Angelique
<Angelique> Hi!!!
<ChocolateCake> It doesn't fit :(
<ChocolateCake> Delphine is better :(
<Cazzy-Tchan> no...not really
<Cazzy-Tchan> she's right
<HP|Meshing> Show us your tits!!
<Angelique> What are you talking about??
<Angelique> PH!!!
<Cazzy-Tchan> ph LOL
<Cazzy-Tchan> angelique is blue :( it doesn't have the same effect :(
* Angelique flashes HP

<frazzmeister> potato, can you spell "cat"?
<frazzmeister> potato?
<frazzmeister> photo

<rockonsofia> Hey why cant I see my neighbors house from here?
<Lethe> errr, open a curtain?
<rockonsofia> no
<rockonsofia> i mean
<Angel> lol
<rockonsofia> when im at a house i cant see the neighbors and i have all the sims2 games

[15:30] <The_French_Sim> Erato... hmmm... "love and erotic poetry"...
[15:32] <The_French_Sim> :| Great, now I imagine her writing porny haikus.
[15:32] <The_French_Sim> "I'm in the mood for/A rough shagging all day long/Do me now baby"
[15:35] <The_French_Sim> "Lie down on the bed/Let me get ready to give/You some long oral"
[15:36] <The_French_Sim> "You're getting hard now/I can see I turn you on/Undress me, silly"

<cthru> heya cthru

* Chrysophylax fondles Binkbonk
<Chrysophylax> err
* Chrysophylax fondles missangelica
<missangelica> rofl!
<Chrysophylax> had a slip there

<SirEmo> i dont want to be in a relationship anymore
<SirEmo> its a waste of energy
<SirEmo> and time
<SirEmo> and money
<Greenie> For porn.

<Emm> I need a new idea for a movie...something funny
<SilentPsycho> Someone de-evolving Bush?
<Emm> i have a funny one called DanceDAnce, but I'm regreting not putting the grim reaper in it
<Emm> how would you de-evolve bush?
<SilentPsycho> Easy, take him out of his suit.

<BoobLoaf> dude, i do not want twigs in my cunt.

<~whiterider> Hi GS. Ignore this. I'm testing a script.
<~whiterider> Damn
<~whiterider> It didn't work
* GS|Asleep was kicked by whiterider (I look and cry and then don't try)
<~whiterider> Yay! :D
<~whiterider> Hi Data.
<~whiterider> Ignore this...

[12:40] <HystericalParoxysm> omg this dude in Morrowind just called me a "dumner."
[12:40] <HystericalParoxysm> I think he was insulting me. Harumph!
[12:40] <viromancy> one who dumns?
[12:43] <HystericalParoxysm> Well, I'm a dunmer. Not a dumner. Maybe he just can't talk right.
[12:44] <viromancy> What do dunmers do all day?
[12:44] <Cake|Gone-ish> Dunm.
[12:44] <Cake|Gone-ish> :D
[12:45] <viromancy> ahhh...of course
[12:46] <viromancy> well there's been far too much dunming lately, if you want my opinion. We never used to dunm when I was a boy. We knew it was bad for us. Clean air and healthy exercise was good enough for us

* Lolli has a shiney halo because she's so innocent :D
* Pfhoenix polishes her horns
<Pfhoenix> speaking of polishing a horn.
* Lolli is surrounded by a devine light, and has flying angels and grapefruits around her.