#445 · added 23 January 2007 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
<teknofilPDA> got ahold of byte mag in the 6th grade
[Vie] Ooo, Early start on Porn then, well, Technoporn
[Vie] Back then it was all "OMG A 1Mhz Processor!"
<teknofilPDA> hehe
[Vie] "Can they print that?"
<teknofilPDA> yup
[Vie] "They Have Cut away diagrams!"
<teknofilPDA> rofl
[Vie] "Look at the Resisters on her!"
[Vie] "OMG, SHE HAS TUBES, SO OLD!"
<teknofilPDA> roflmao
<teknofilPDA> check out the bits on that one
<ElfFenasia> ..
[Vie] "OMG, She also has a... ..omg, she is an ANALOGUE COMPUTER, I feal sick!"
<teknofilPDA> lol
[Vie] You know, I wish sombody would quote that, because its just too sad if I quote myself...
<teknofilPDA> those were the days
[Vie] That was the Pron
<teknofilPDA> I would but I can't on this pocket pc
[Vie] Today its all "OOo, Look at her!" all they look at is the case, they dont care whats underneath.
<teknofilPDA> I am a pervert, I make her run sans case
[Vie] or worse still "Computer next Door" techno porn, SO Meny dells...
[Vie] Ooo, Kinky Tech
<teknofilPDA> hehe
[Vie] Messes up her cooling though
[Vie] You like them running hot dont you?
<teknofilPDA> not if she is in an airconditioned room (60 degrees)
<ElfFenasia> oh noez
[Vie] We need lives dont we...
<teknofilPDA> I tried to take someone elses life but they wern't quite ready to part with it yet
#123 · added 27 April 2006 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
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<MagnumSims> anyone have trouble getting turn down when you create something upload it and it gets turned down it happened to me 6 times, and I have seen in here many objects that look like crap! and they get accepted! are they special or something? well heck with it, IM creating my own site and offer my downloads from there see ya'll
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<ShadowDragon> lahooooser
<SilentPsycho> Makes you wonder how sad some people can be to come on here and just say that.
#97 · added 2 April 2006 · vote up / 12 / vote down - from #help
<rockonsofia> Hey why cant I see my neighbors house from here?
<Lethe> errr, open a curtain?
<rockonsofia> no
<rockonsofia> i mean
<Angel> lol
<rockonsofia> when im at a house i cant see the neighbors and i have all the sims2 games
#130 · added 7 May 2006 · vote up / 18 / vote down - from #social
<Oriana> I have a dilima, should i have some tequila
<Oriana> even though i work early tomorrow?
<tigerlilley> yes
<tigerlilley> there is always a time for tequila
<Oriana> even if i work with kids?
<tigerlilley> ...
<tigerlilley> possibly not so much then
#144 · added 23 May 2006 · vote up / 37 / vote down
[12:06] <Moe> :
[12:06] <Moe> er
[12:06] <Moe> ok this is pathetic
[12:06] <Moe> I just misspelled a smilie
[12:06] <Moe> this is a new low
#157 · added 17 June 2006 · vote up / 16 / vote down - from #social
<JK11> Let's get a fake help channel
<JK11> Guess the idea wasn't as good as we thought it would be :P
<SilentPsycho> Put a message at the top saying 'This is a fake help chat. All those who want help, go to the Game Help forums' and see how many can read
<JK11> lol SilentPsycho
<JK11> With bots that randomly say fake answers
<JK11> such as "Place all your downloads in My Documents\Downloads
<JK11> XD
<SilentPsycho> Like 'You PC is too hot. Please take it to the nearest sink to cool down.'
<SilentPsycho> Obvious wrong answers
<JK11> Make sure that you have rebooted your computer 8 times before playing the game
<JK11> Or "To get a baby, you must pray to the Sim stork gods. The item is found under Micellaneous/All"
<notreallyhere> XD
<SilentPsycho> Sim Llama Gods
<JK11> "To make your sim a vampire, your sim must eat ramen for 3 days, then set a television on fire.
* Delphy|JobHunting snickers
<SilentPsycho> Need a group of bots to make it convincing
<JK11> and maybe a few willing people who want to give bad answers
<SilentPsycho> With names like n00bHeLpEr
<JK11> lol
<notreallyhere> That will totally rock
<SilentPsycho> "Your video card is not good enough. Please remove it and replace it with a pair of used panties."
<JK11> lol
<SuperFly> There'll be one person who tries it
<JK11> "Your CD is scratched. Make sure to call EA Games and complain to them"
<SilentPsycho> "Your friends are all laughing at you behind your back. KILL THEM"
<JK11> "Make sure to double click the Sims 2 icon twice, to avoid compatability issues"
<SilentPsycho> Wait...
<SilentPsycho> "Your Sims are all laughing at you behind your back. KILL THEM"
<notreallyhere> Or "the new cheat to get Bella is to type in 'nookiebooboo' three times in a row"
<Delphy|JobHunting> You guys are insane
#478 · added 2 February 2007 · vote up / 14 / vote down - from #social
* djones|bacon is a lord amongst men and as such should be treated with the utmost reverance
<tmm> it might help if you lost the |bacon
#1003 · added 7 May 2008 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
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<Tikva> fanseelamp!
<Tikva> Agree with me.
<fanseelamb> Tikva! I agree
<Tikva> Awesome.
* fanseelamb hopes she didn't just agree to have all her hair shaved off....
<Tikva> Nah, you just agreed that shrimp have very small boobs.
#207 · added 8 August 2006 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
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<jadey> hi
<jadey> hello sims 2 fans
<Lokain> whats sims2?
<ebbymac> :O
<jadey> sims 2 ?
<Lethe|testing> no one here plays sims 2
<jadey> what do yous play?
<Delphy> This is a chat for bigfoot lovers aka hairy people
<jadey> isnt this for sims 2
<Lokain_eatin> :P
<ebbymac> yes
<Cliff> nope boobies and okra
<viromancy> We do test lube and occasionally hack global BHAVs
<Lokain_eatin> I lub okra
<Delphy> rofl
<Lethe|testing> none of which have anything to do with sims
<Cliff> you lube okra.....
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#181 · added 17 July 2006 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<Lethe> I'd take numenor's word for anything :)
<teknofil> yup, if Numenor said you stand on your head and spin around three times while using simpe to get something to work I would at least have to try it multiple times just to make sure I hadn't messed it up myself.
#810 · added 6 September 2007 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<BeneLeftNouk> uhm.... sssjhhh
<BeneLeftNouk> son't tell em I'm Delphy
<Jessica> besides i dont want you now that you've had tylers babiez
<BeneLeftNouk> :O
<SilentPsycho> Delphy had Tyler's babies?
<SilentPsycho> X)
<BeneLeftNouk> sexy
* ChocolateCake giggles
<SilentPsycho> Little baby Dellers and Typhys
<Jessica> that is so odd
<SilentPsycho> :P
<BeneLeftNouk> cross Tyler with Delphy, Nouk and pescado
<SilentPsycho> ...gack!
* SilentPsycho dies
<Jessica> omg
<BeneLeftNouk> result: Apployon, guard of the abyss
<Jessica> that is just scary
<SilentPsycho> Heheheh
<BeneLeftNouk> angel of death and war
#1083 · added 7 September 2008 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
<longdaysend> i think my nuts are going to start dropping soon
#755 · added 4 August 2007 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #social
<SilentPsycho> And I'm known for my ability to drink twice as much as everyone else, and not get a hangover.
<SilentPsycho> Once, during a different style of anime-drinking game, I had 14 shots of vodka before the second episode was finished. My friends gave up after 4 and 6 respectively.
<SilentPsycho> And I didn't even get a hangover. I had a concussion from slamming headfirst into the door while trying to walk, but no hangover.
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<frazzmeister> rofl
<SilentPsycho> I kind of spent the night on my friend's floor that time.
<SilentPsycho> And the drinking game?
<Animera> hi Shnooks
<SilentPsycho> Drinking whenever you spot an innuendo, or can think of something dirty related to what happenes in the anime
<Shnooks> hallo :D
<SilentPsycho> Just my luck we chose to watch Read or Die.
<SilentPsycho> We even drank a shot each to Nancy's breasts.
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<SilentPsycho> I think I may have scared Snooks off. Pfft, weakling.
<frazzmeister> heh
#851 · added 5 October 2007 · vote up / 12 / vote down - from #social
<Stormy> I don't want to be immortalized in Delphy's quote database
<Tikva> ...sucker :D
#845 · added 3 October 2007 · vote up / 25 / vote down - from #social
<SilentPsycho> What I've got beats your clothing. I have the cure for all ills, the elixer of life, the ultimate creation...
<SilentPsycho> CHOCOLATE!
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<Delphy|Working> Unfortunately that only works on 50% of the population SP
<HystericalParoxysm> Yeah but BOY does it work
<whiterider> Demasculation?
#497 · added 11 February 2007 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<Tigerlilley> maybe hes dead
<Tigerlilley> and no ones found him
<Greenie|SUGAR> Oh no.
<Tigerlilley> we should call the police
<Greenie|SUGAR> Thats a happy thought.
<Arch> hehe
<Greenie|SUGAR> "Hardons dead!" "Whos that??" "NO IDEA! BUT! HES DEAD!"
<Tigerlilley> 'where do we find him?' 'not sure but irc ips can give me a general area'
#430 · added 13 January 2007 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #social
<flyingpigeon> I wish we could do a three-way
<flyingpigeon> pm
#748 · added 1 August 2007 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #social
* JK11 pokes whiterider with a hamburger
* Greenie gives JK some fries with that.
* Delphy decapitates JK with a slice of pickle
* Delphy then eats his burger and fries
#427 · added 12 January 2007 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #social
<frazzmeister> does anyone know someone with an exploding ambulance who was sexually assualted by a bear?
<jhd1189> ?!
<Arch> err...
<GreenStraws> ...?
<Arch> can't say that I do
<HystericalParoxysm> Well, not a bear...
#433 · added 13 January 2007 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<GreenStraws> I feel like dancing.
* tigerlilley puts up the discoball
<Cliff> at first i was afriad
<Cliff> i was petrified
<GreenStraws> Cliff. No.
<Cliff> dunno how I'd ever live without you by my side...
* justKYLE chases evilKYLE and gets side tracked by shiny floating ball
<Cliff> oh yes GreenStraws, ooohhhh yes!
<tigerlilley> then i spent so many nights
<tigerlilley> thinking how you did me wrong
<tigerlilley> but i grew strong
<Cliff> thinking how you did me wrong
<Cliff> and I learned how to get along
<Cliff> so now youre back!
<tigerlilley> and i learned how to GET ALONG *cue drum beat*
<Cliff> from outer space!
<tigerlilley> from outer space!
<Cliff> I just walked and found ya here with that sad look upon your face!
<tigerlilley> i shoulda changed da da da da
<tigerlilley> (can't remember the words)
<Cliff> I should have changed that stupid lock, shoulkda made you leave your key
<GreenStraws> i shoulda made you give your key
<longdaysend> wow..i was really busy yesterday..i have at least 1000 files dated 01/12/2007...
<Cliff> if Id known for just one second youd be back to bother me
<GreenStraws> Wow.
<tigerlilley> SO NOW GO
<Cliff> Go on now GO
<GreenStraws> WALK OUT THE DOOR
<Cliff> walk out the door
<Cliff> just turn around now!
<justKYLE> haha
<justKYLE> this is priceless
<tigerlilley> your not welcome anymore!
<Cliff> cause youre not welcome anmore
<Cliff> Ive got all my life to live
<longdaysend> this is great..we even have the backup singers
<Cliff> Ive got all my love to Give
<tigerlilley> and i got all my love to give
<tigerlilley> i will survive!
<Cliff> i will survive
<tigerlilley> I WILL SURVIVE!
<Cliff> I WILL SURVIVE
<tigerlilley> HEY HEY
<GreenStraws> Hey hey.
<Cliff> HEY HEY HEY'
<justKYLE> i know I can picture gold sparkly jump siuts
<GreenStraws> We are all morons.
<tigerlilley> do do do do do doooo do do do doo do do dee dee ddeee dee dee do
<longdaysend> swayin side to side
<longdaysend> lol
<Cliff> indeed we are, indeed we are...
#732 · added 30 July 2007 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #social
<lethe|workworkwork> Cazzy-Tchan, if you're bored, help me with my story :p
<Cazzy-Tchan> it's afternoon, morning and midnight for us xD
<Cazzy-Tchan> oooh!
<Cazzy-Tchan> sure!
<lethe|workworkwork> i still need a decent ending
<Cazzy-Tchan> okies!
<AppleCrumble> They all die?
<Cazzy-Tchan> how does it go?
<Cazzy-Tchan> noooo
<lethe|workworkwork> girl meets boy, girl falls in love with boy, boy turns out to be a werewolf
<Cazzy-Tchan> okay
<AppleCrumble> Boy eats girl
<Cazzy-Tchan> mean
<lethe|workworkwork> and then there's several possibilities, none of which I like so far
<lethe|workworkwork> boy tries to eat girl?
<em|zzz> there are 2 meaning of 'eat' :P
<lethe|workworkwork> girl runs away and gets kitten, kitten scares werewolf off
<Cazzy-Tchan> tries is better than successfully carries it off
<lethe|workworkwork> shush em
<AppleCrumble> Em..
<lethe|workworkwork> it's pg 13
<Delphster> girl buys kitten, boy tries to eat girl, kitten chases off big werewolf
<Delphster> wait you just said that
<lethe|workworkwork> I did
<Cazzy-Tchan> lol!
<lethe|workworkwork> get out of my head you
<AppleCrumble> Delphy scares me sometimes
<Cazzy-Tchan> same :)
<lethe|workworkwork> that's cause he's a big bad werewolf
* lethe|workworkwork throws kittens at Delphster
* Delphster eats them
<lethe|workworkwork> awwww
lethe|workworkwork> those are kittens!!!! you can't hurt kittens :(
<Cazzy-Tchan> yes! those poor kitties!
* Delphster puts stuff on kittens heads
<Cazzy-Tchan> ...like what stuff?
* AppleCrumble kicks Delphy's knee
<lethe|workworkwork> www.stuffonmycat.com
#706 · added 3 July 2007 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #social
<whiterider> That's... impressive. I have so many pop-up notice things in TS2, that they're dropping off the bottom of my screen
<SilentPsycho> Psh, I get that every time I play a University house.
<SilentPsycho> Fuckwit managed to get on the Deans List
<SilentPsycho> Fuckwit managed to get 1500 simoeleons
<SilentPsycho> Cannon Fodder managed to get on the Deans List
<SilentPsycho> Cannon Fodder managed to get 1500 simoeleons
<SilentPsycho> Random Victim managed to get on the Deans List
<SilentPsycho> Random Victim managed to get 1500 simoeleons
<SilentPsycho> Preppy Cow managed to get on the Deans List
<SilentPsycho> Preppy Cow managed to get 1500 simoeleons
<SilentPsycho> Drives you bloody mad after a while
#360 · added 30 November 2006 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
<frazzmeister> everytime i say something stupid, i wonder where white is......
#414 · added 7 January 2007 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #social
<Star> o.O sounds like the unzippering of pants, brb
#275 · added 26 September 2006 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #social
* Chrysophylax fondles Binkbonk
<Chrysophylax> err
* Chrysophylax fondles missangelica
<missangelica> rofl!
<Chrysophylax> had a slip there