#425 · added 11 January 2007 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
<frazzmeister> hmm...more buttons... i wonder if i have any 3G or bluetooth devices...
<GreenStraws> I like buttons.
<GreenStraws> My brothers computer is INSANELY fun.
<GreenStraws> Little switches and slidey thingies. Its SO COOL.
<GreenStraws> But, he decided to sleep with it tonight. No fun for little Green. -.-
#1333 · added 2 August 2009 · vote up / 0 / vote down - from #social
<Jon> You think stabbing myself in the leg just to find out what it feels like - research for a scene in a story - is a little much? :P
<djones> no shit jon.
<Jon> I dunno. My insurance will pay for it and the doctor will probably get a laugh.
<Jon> I'm seriously considering it.
<djones> shrug
<Jon> Besides, it would pay off in realistic narrative.
<djones> Because self harm is always a good idea.
<Lethe> question is, is realism good reading
<Lethe> reading "AAAARgharagh it fucking hurts'
<Lethe> doesn't exactly progress a storyline
<Jon> I dunno. Tom Clancy makes millions of dollars writing fairly realistic books.
<Jekyll> just don't go for the arteries and remember to take pics, jon
#1864 · added 31 October 2014 · vote up / 0 / vote down - from #Create
[12:55] <@PharaohHound> Oh my god
[12:56] <@PharaohHound> I just tried to look at a video on the Colbert website
[12:56] <@PharaohHound> It says "sorry, but this video is unavailable from your location. Probably due to your overly polite attitudes."
[12:56] * PharaohHound dies laughing, but still grumbles about Americans and geofencing
[12:57] <Minaki> silly americans :p
[12:58] <Buzz> Well, I meant to tell you all along, but you really are overly polite, dawgie.
[12:58] <@PharaohHound> Fuck you, Buzz :D
[12:58] <Buzz> See what I mean?
[12:59] <@PharaohHound> Positively saintly, I am
[12:59] <Buzz> Indeed.
#1106 · added 22 October 2008 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
<Vie> its iTunes, it breaks everything it touches, its quite symple: iTunes break time=(Q/P^Q)N
<Vie> Q being Quality of the song, P being number of times played
<Vie> N being a random number generated by counting steve jobs pubes til you find a grey one
#1471 · added 26 November 2009 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #clubhouse
[17:25] <elpemmy> Don't go and fill Data with illusions that size doesn't matter. It ttly does. :P
[17:26] <renske> fine i wont fill data
[17:26] <renske> with illusions DAMN ENTER BUTTON HATES ME
#1851 · added 13 April 2014 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #Create
[23:57] <heaven> My next one is 1,000 though so I kinda feel pressure to make something spectacular.
[23:57] <heaven> Ain't no way Bar Harbor will be done on time.
[23:57] <CircusWolf> :(
[23:57] * CircusWolf waits paitently
[23:57] <Buckley> Yeah, that's a big milestone.
[23:57] <SeeMyu> give them the gift of life
[23:58] <SeeMyu> that's a beautiful gift
[23:58] <SeeMyu> okay yeah, what
[23:58] <heaven> I'm NOT having a baby for tumblr.
[23:58] <King_Deadly> HAHAHAHAHA
[23:58] <Buckley> ROFL!
[23:58] <SeeMyu> :D
[23:58] * King_Deadly cries laughing
[23:58] <CircusWolf> LOL
#1517 · added 18 February 2010 · vote up / 18 / vote down - from #social
<Sparkle> What are next door DOING? They've been banging and crashing and drilling all day
<Frenchie> Sex, computing on Windows ME and searching for oil.
#1177 · added 23 December 2008 · vote up / 1 / vote down - from #social
<SirEmino> penis? :P
<SirEmino> dammit
<SirEmino> i said it again
#430 · added 13 January 2007 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
<flyingpigeon> I wish we could do a three-way
<flyingpigeon> pm
#1097 · added 2 October 2008 · vote up / 12 / vote down - from #social
<emspp> !vodka frazz
<frazzmeister> :p
* Chii gives frazz a bottle of vodka :)
<frazzmeister> :D
<emspp> drink responsibly ;)
<frazzmeister> never!
#1542 · added 5 April 2010 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #create
<Sparklycookie> Heya POah
<Phae> iz not a good name
<SkankBenSkank> Oooh, wait, you weren\'t here for that. :-x
<Sparklycookie> *Phae
<Sparklycookie> Stupid keyboard
<SkankBenSkank> Psh, my name is mamazing.
<Phae> sparks, congrats, thats the worst i\'ve seen my name messed up
<Sparklycookie> ROFL
<SkankBenSkank> Hahaha, that\'s pretty good. :)
<Sparklycookie> Blame this stupid klit
<Sparklycookie> *little keyboard
#177 · added 10 July 2006 · vote up / 16 / vote down - from #social
* Durntdude gets out stick twice as big (unbreakable) and beats tar outta SilentPhsco
<SilentPsycho> I sort of did. I was in the other room when it happened
<frazzmeister|busy> oh, i wouldn't do that......
<Darkwytche> Silent, that doesn't count. I had high hopes for our boys and he just let us down.
* SilentPsycho yawns, gets out her kitchen knife, and emasculates Durntdude
<SilentPsycho> Oooo
<frazzmeister|busy> thats gotta hurt...
<SilentPsycho> Just noticed something
* Durntdude gets out giant robot suit and obliterates Phsco
<SilentPsycho> >:)
<Darkwytche> Silent is well protected Durntdude her gang of evil minions, including Frazz and myself
<-- SilentPsycho has kicked Durntdude from #social (An ops beats anything you can do)
<Gaz> lol
<frazzmeister|busy> heh
#142 · added 23 May 2006 · vote up / 6 / vote down
[11:09] <Kelly> Emos amuse me
[11:10] <Kelly> I look semi-emo now that I have bangs
[11:10] <Allie> Emus are a lard bird indiginous to australia.
[11:10] <Salty> lard?
[11:10] <Allie> land
[11:10] <Allie> though lard birds works too
[11:11] <Arch> after seeing Kelly's line, and Allie's line, I must resist the urge to change the topic to "<Kelly> I look semi-emu now that I have a beak"
#24 · added 16 March 2006 · vote up / 20 / vote down - from #social
<lyrikal> can u hav children in sims 2?
<Kelly> No.
<Kelly> All sims are sterile.
<lyrikal> yo that sucks
<lyrikal> but aint in the starting movie theres kids
<HystericalParoxysm> Yeah, lyrikal, but they didn't release them because they were buggy.
<lyrikal> damn sh1t
<lyrikal> dat sucks
<Kelly> I know.
<Kelly> Looks like you'll have to go back to Sims 1.
<ShadowDragon> yeah, and you can get help on that from irc.modthesims1.com
<Kelly> Or modyourpanties.com
<ShadowDragon> or pressing and holding alt and then F4 works too
<HystericalParoxysm> Yeah, that works especially well, ShadowDragon.
<lyrikal> i was mad as hell afta i got urbz
<lyrikal> now this 1 sucks cuz theres no kids
<HystericalParoxysm> lyrikal, the word is "after," not "afta."
<HystericalParoxysm> Please type out whole words here. It's against the rules to use that shorthand chatspeak stuff.
<lyrikal> yo u stupid prepy brat, leave me alone
<Kelly> Uh oh.
<lyrikal> i tlk how i wanna tlk
<Kelly> I feel a kick coming on.
<ShadowDragon> bye.. been nice knowing you
* lyrikal was kicked by HystericalParoxysm (Bug off.)
#1728 · added 12 July 2011 · vote up / 18 / vote down - from #create
<DaveyDaVinci> My toaster gets more ass than Tom
<Tom> fuck you
<Tom> lol
<DaveyDaVinci> Actually
<DaveyDaVinci> lol
<Tom> ew
<Tom> wait
<DaveyDaVinci> You're like my toaster in many ways
<Tom> what are you doing to your toaster...
<DaveyDaVinci> For one, you guys both pop up too quickly
<DaveyDaVinci> Two, it's deep in the closet right now, like you are
<DaveyDaVinci> Three, neither of you go with my decor
<DaveyDaVinci> xD
#78 · added 20 March 2006 · vote up / 9 / vote down
<Delphy> Also, moe is my lover and whatever he says is law.
<Delphy> <3
--> SquidRNA has joined
<Moe|away> Delphy
<Moe|away> my heart is jumping up and down
<Moe|away> due to an overdose of JOY
<Delphy> :D
<Moe|away> i wish to declare my love for you
<Delphy> You may do so
<Delphy> But only after I have kissed Squid on his lovely nose.
<Moe|away> alöskdfjöalsköashjölashglkjashwfliuwqer
<Moe|away> DELPHY
<Moe|away> YOU
<Moe|away> !!$!"§!!!!
<Delphy> Do what?
<Delphy> mwahaha
<Moe|away> christ, i've got juice all over the keyboard
<Moe|away> FFS
* Delphy falls over laughing
* Moe|away wanders off to clean up this mess
#1325 · added 9 July 2009 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<Zucabr> Vie, just out of curiosity, how do you identify yourself sexually? :P
<Vie> I look down
<Vie> "Yep, thats me"
<Zucabr> Hurr.
<Vie> its quite easy really
#1522 · added 21 February 2010 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<Database> It's a fairly common fetish, apparently.
<Database> If somewhat painful.
<elpemmy> gearstick sex or car crash fetish?
<HystericalParoxysm> Jesus christ this chat is way too educational
<HystericalParoxysm> In the WORST way
<Database> One of the main reasons I like it here, HP XD
<Database> The shit I learn from you guys.
<Database> Some of it's actually useful.
<HystericalParoxysm> And some of it makes you completely unable to ever look at a pineapple the same way again.
#1366 · added 30 August 2009 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #create
<cthru> I go away to wash the dishes for like..5 mins
<cthru> and vague pink tits?
<cthru> ::
<cthru> ..
<cthru> ok, don't answer that
#74 · added 19 March 2006 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from social
<Lethe> "This is Bunny. Copy/Past Bunny in your sig and all over every post you make to annoy the hell out of moderators."
* Delphy takes off and nukes Bunny from orbit
<Lethe> the bloody things really do breed like rabbits
<HystericalParoxysm> "98% of teenagers have tried smoking pot. Copy-paste this line in your sig if you're one of the 2% of people who believes in imaginary statistics."
<Delphy> yeah I shold write a nifty piece of code that replaces them with something nasty
<Delphy> rofl I'm so doing a string replace on that
<HystericalParoxysm> You're quite whimsical sometimes. I likes it. :D
<Lethe> 98% of teenagers have never tried porn. Copy/paste this line in your sig if you haven't been able to crack the parental lock on your pc.
<Delphy> Hrm according to the database only 1 person has that 98% sig
<Delphy> the other is
<Delphy> 80-something% or teenagers have tried smoking pot, if youre anooyed by hearing this all the time, copy and paste this into your sig.
#1189 · added 14 January 2009 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #social
<x_X> Well, luckily I know my way around Vista since I got my U810
<x_X> Frenchie: RTBF
<BlearyassParoxysm> That always makes me think that you have a really tiny submarine.
<BlearyassParoxysm> ...
<BlearyassParoxysm> That... didn't come out the way I'd planned.
* x_X snickers.
#915 · added 21 November 2007 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #social
<Delphy> I only go on the S2C forums to chew bubblegum and kick ass.
<YellowPanda> some people just avoid them
<Delphy> And I'm all out of bubblegum.
<greenfeet93> Oh
<Stormy> for me yeah - I stay away :)
<YellowPanda> the asskissing is fun to watch
<YellowPanda> i mean kicking
#245 · added 11 September 2006 · vote up / 16 / vote down - from #social
* Binkbonk sorrows for all the now homeless critters who once inhabited the HP forrest :(
<HystericalParoxysm> That's basically what I did, coke, although I'm preferring a good razor to wax.
<HystericalParoxysm> Oh, and none of that damn landing strip left.
<HystericalParoxysm> My twat doesn't need a vertical hitler moustache.
* cokenasmile sings *let it shine* for hp ;)
* Binkbonk taddles to Green Peace on HystericalParoxysm
<HystericalParoxysm> There weren't no damn critters in my forest.
<Binkbonk> next you will be saying it was "virgin wilderness"
#1862 · added 1 October 2014 · vote up / 0 / vote down - from #Create
[13:55:13] <ChaoticNeutral> this is so USian https://38.media.tumblr.com/23e6d35d58ecc71427d4fbe4ace56f82/tumblr_ncs03q0oQh1qm0775o1_1280.jpg
[13:55:42] <TeeHeeShe> that shouldn't turn me on should it
[13:55:44] <TeeHeeShe> <.<
[13:55:56] <TeeHeeShe> I am of course (mostly) joking
[13:57:22] <ChaoticNeutral> if it's wholegrain bread and high quality meat, i'm sold
[13:57:32] <ChaoticNeutral> i'm grossed out by most pizzas, but i've known a few that were special
[14:01:26] <ChaoticNeutral> known
[14:01:27] <ChaoticNeutral> intimately
[14:01:34] <ChaoticNeutral> like
[14:01:35] <ChaoticNeutral> deep
[14:01:36] <ChaoticNeutral> inside me
[14:01:51] <DemonFolf> O_O
[14:02:10] <DemonFolf> don't fuck pizza pls, Kthxbai
[14:02:21] <heaven> Remind me not to join you for pizza night at your house.
[14:02:42] <DemonFolf> lol
[14:02:50] <ChaoticNeutral> lol
[14:03:03] <ChaoticNeutral> Y U MAKE EVERYTHING GROSS
[14:03:08] * ChaoticNeutral goes get intimate with tea
[14:03:11] <DemonFolf> This is #Create
[14:03:32] <DemonFolf> the basis of everything is tits and getting durty!
#1629 · added 25 August 2010 · vote up / 1 / vote down - from #social
<elpemmy> I promised myself I'd start moving my body cock back in time for term to stary
<elpemmy> err
<elpemmy> *clock
* elpemmy does not have a cok!
<elpemmy> *cokc
<whiterider> emmy's cock is out of time?
<Blade26623> lol
<whiterider> emmy has a Time Cock!
<Blade26623> no wonder he's mad
<Blade26623> LMFAO
<elpemmy> She, Blade, please.
<Blade26623> O.o
<elpemmy> I have no cock to call my own
<elpemmy> let alone a time travelling one :(