MTS2 Quotes Database

[17:13] * whiterider has the memory of a.... um, what was it again?
[17:14] <Kelly> ... whale?

* Honey has joined #social
<Honey> hello people
<Honey> is anybody going to answer
<Honey> hello Sex attic people
<Honey> hi ChanServ
<Honey> yo yo
* Honey Quit (Quit: Live Chat Java User)

[20:46:12] <JK11> curlybap, you have a copy of Windows ME in your mailbox
[20:47:04] <curlybap> hi, jk
[20:47:07] <curlybap> and wtf?
...
[00:12:25] <GreenStraws> Curly.. Have you checked your mailbox lately?
[00:12:37] <curly|email|bap> mailbox?
[00:12:39] <curly|email|bap> what mailbox?
[00:12:48] <GreenStraws> Yeah. Well, in it you will find:
[00:12:53] <curly|email|bap> you damn people keep telling me you're sending me windows ME!
[00:13:06] <kindpeoplerule> windows me sucks
[00:13:11] <curly|email|bap> precisely!
[00:13:17] <curly|email|bap> i think that's the idea
[00:13:19] <GreenStraws> Lolli's typos, a Windows ME operating system, a rotten banana, and a dead fishie.
[00:13:20] <curly|email|bap> the scheme
[00:13:21] <curly|email|bap> the plot
[00:13:31] <curly|email|bap> wtf is with you people!

[03:09] * KKai is now known as is
[03:09] * is is now known as KKai

*Lollipop_Girl sulks in an over-dramatic way.
* Bunny gives Lolli some lipgloss for her pout
<curly|php|bap> lol
* Lollipop_Girl applies the lipgloss and goes back to pouting
* TFS|Story thinks that Lolli's cute when she pouts
* shakazulu pats lolli and insists her obsession with frenchie is purley to do with his storys then realises she has spelt purely wrong and refuses to go back to correct the typo

<dj|bored> frenchie DOESN'T wash yoru nose out with high powered water?
<Lolli> Ah well if people can't handle the weirdness..
<dj|bored> how RUDE
<JohnBrehaut1> lmao
<Lolli> ;( He doesn't
<Lolli> I feel so unattractive..

[09:02pm] <Sesmo> Oh man. Ripped out Bible pages...I'd be in heaven.
[09:02pm] <Sesmo> Wait...

<Khet> anyone else see a problem with telling the plebs that the forum needs panties
<Alliance|TES3> panties?
<bluevorlon> All forums need panties
<Gaelxan> ...why?
<Alliance|TES3> down again :/
<Hablacraja> why not
<Gaelxan> applying underwear to software requires justification.
<bluevorlon> not in a just world gaelxan
<bluevorlon> underwear needs no justification
<Martian> panties
<Martian> now there is a worthy cause.
<bluevorlon> exactly

<Dimension> buddy of mine was so stoned, he was actually 3rd person for about an hour
<Pfhoenix> lol
<Dimension> he saw himself from above doing stufff
<Dimension> steering himself as if through some wireless controls
<Dimension> also, some other time he was puffing a blunt
<Dimension> and there was a huge moth caught in a spiderweb, struggling
<Dimension> so he goes over and blows a bit of smoke on her to calm her down
<Dimension> and she DIES
<Dimension> INSTANTLY
<Pfhoenix> you seem to remember alot about your 'friends' trip there...
<Dimension> thats because i was present
<Dimension> guy lived next door
<Dimension> and I used to be responsible for shaving his mohawk

[06:08] * Tig|zzz Tig
[06:08] <HystericalParoxysm> Yes. You Tig.
[06:08] <HystericalParoxysm> You need coffee, also. :D
[06:08] <HystericalParoxysm> !coffee Tig
[06:08] * Pillze gives Tig a cup of coffee. :)

* Becky eats a chip very very noisely to annoy people. ;)
<Kelly|Mall> Becky... you annoy us anyways. :P
<Becky> i try my best to, kelly. rofl
* SilentPsycho kills Becky with a noisy chip, although how a chip can be noisy, she doesn't know. [Note: SilentPsycho is from England. Chip = Fries]

[03:43pm] * Sexy is too sexy for this chat. I mean to SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
[03:43pm] * Sexy (Sexy@mts2-FD92B53E.buff.east.verizon.net) Quit (Quit: modthesims2.com)

* Chii rolls Lolli in hazelnut and chocolate icecream.
<Annabanana> http://www.confartigianatofirenze.it/categorie/alimentaristi/Immagini/cornetto.jpg
<whiterider> !icecream
<Lollipop_Girl> Oooh yay!
* Chii passes whiterider a yummy icecream cone with a flake.
* TFS|Simmies kicks Lolli
<TFS|Simmies> Licks!
* whiterider passes it to Anna
<TFS|Simmies> Dang!
<Lollipop_Girl> :o
<whiterider> rofl
<Annabanana> lol
<Lollipop_Girl> You kicked me!
* TFS|Simmies kicks himself
* Annabanana dies laughing
* Vous avez été expulsé de #social par Annabanana (need an help?)

* London (London@mts2-EC91319.tampfl.fios.verizon.net) a rejoint #social
<London> wow loads of ppl are on today
<London> i hate my life
<London> and im the onyl one talking
<London> ya'll suck
* London est parti (Quit: modthesims2.com)

* em|moonlight (SirEmino@D5BB261B.30484950.BBDF9417.IP) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
* SirEmino (SirEmino@D5BB261B.30484950.BBDF9417.IP) has joined #social
<SirEmino> i hate it when pcs started to hang just when you're winning
<SirEmino> grr
<SirEmino> ihateit
<ChocolateCake> Don't worry, it hates you too

[06:25] <MissLoaf> Evening
[06:26] <Medico> Mornin'
[06:26] <MissLoaf> mornin'? it's half 7 in the evening here :P
[06:27] <Medico> 0630 here.
[06:27] <Jon|Fallout3> Yes, we call that "time zones."
[06:27] <Jon|Fallout3> Welcome to the real world.

* DIVINITY (DIVINITY@101E6B96.7B23ADBC.D59C1D71.IP) has joined #social
<DB[DoctorWho]> Nice :)
<DIVINITY> hi to all, i just need help with something.
<DB[DoctorWho]> Get anything nice?
* DIVINITY (DIVINITY@101E6B96.7B23ADBC.D59C1D71.IP) has left #social
<DB[DoctorWho]> I think he noticed the sign. :P

<Vie> Ah Simfuckatron!

<Viranth> Do allies get Hellboy in CoH?
<Mnementh> lol viranth
<NovaBurn> no the allies get indiana jones
<Moe> omg
<Moe> MACGYVER
<Weavern> IMBA!
<Weavern> he's goign to destroy your tank with a sock!
<Viranth> haha
<Delphy> rofl!
<Moe> "special ability: construct nuclear weapon from paperclips and an aspirin"
<NovaBurn> THAT WOULD BE AWESOME
<Weavern> xD

<Lethe> hrm, go figure, I can't *find* the damn uv map
<Delphster> You need to discombobulate the sprocket with widget A first
<Lethe> okok, I got it

<Kelly> Because I'm back in Minnesota.
<Dimension> EEEEEW
<Dimension> wait, what is that?
<Kelly> What is what?
<Dimension> minnesota
<Delphy> That is what.
<Delphy> What is that.
<Delphy> That is what is that is what is Minnesota.
<Dimension> my mind is on fire
<SirEmino> i'm confused
<Delphy> "What is the USA"
<Dimension> jeopardy!
* Delphy cuts Dimmys mind with a sack cloth
<Dimension> i choose door THREE!
* Delphy punches Dimmy in the face.
* Kelly sticks Delphy on a rotissarie or however the frack you spell it
<Delphy> That was door number three.
* Dimension bites down on delphy's knuckles
<Delphy> Also, Minnesota is a state in the USA.
<Kelly> Yeah.
<Kelly> That.
<Dimension> mwlarf ignflflf
<Delphy> The USA is that country just below the awesome CANADA and above those burrito inventing MEXICANS
<Kelly> We're the useless part of North America.
* Kelly nods
<Dimension> must be a weird place
* whiterider looks in, blinks, and goes away
<Delphy> There be dragons
<Dimension> maybe dinosaurs still live there

<collateral> Every simmer need: SimPE, The Q-Xpress, and the inSim
<collateral> Tha' you're done :D
<Saria_Crossing> i have dial up...takes to olong to download them
<Kelly|Awayness> I don't have the inSim or Q-Xpress. :P
<collateral> That's because you suck :D *huggles Kelly*
<Kelly|Awayness> Well, actually, it's because I don't need the insim, and because q-xpress screws up my subfoldering.
<collateral> Aha, too organised for it?
<SilentPsycho> I have none of the three
<SilentPsycho> Mainly because I can't be bothered to think

* dracconusg is know weirded out by you
<djones|fucktard> :p
* GreenStraws dies laughing.
<djones|fucktard> dracconusg can't type either
<djones|fucktard> woot
<GreenStraws> Huzzahhh!
<dracconusg> yes I now I spelled it wrong
<djones|fucktard> HUZZZAAAAAHHHHHH
<djones|fucktard> oh dear god, teh irony
* GreenStraws roasts a boar in mid-evil celebration!
<djones|fucktard> dracconusg don't worry, im harmless
<djones|fucktard> mwuahahaha
<djones|fucktard> boar
* djones|fucktard roasts white
<djones|fucktard> ummm
<djones|fucktard> i mean
<djones|fucktard> ummm
<GreenStraws> OOooh.
<GreenStraws> You = screwed
<djones|fucktard> this is going to end up on delphster.net isn't it

[09:04] <djones> i think emi has add sometimes
[09:05] <em|knockedup> add?
[09:05] <djones> i mean, you seem to jump from thing to thing very quickly emi
[09:05] <djones> add = attention deficiet disorder
[09:06] <em|knockedup> gah. i open up my documents to locate my oblivion settings and ends up in sims 2 downloads folder.
[09:06] <em|knockedup> what a habit :P
[09:06] <HystericalParoxysm> I do that all the time. XD
[09:06] <djones> heh
[09:06] <HystericalParoxysm> Every time I go into Program Files too.
[09:06] <djones> i do that into my music folder
[09:06] <djones> becasue i go in there 5/10 times a day
[09:08] <em|knockedup> yeah HP, i have short attention span :P
[09:08] <em|knockedup> i mean DJ :P

<Star> and with their eyes all popped out like that...you know they've been blowing something