#1866 · added 27 November 2014 · vote up / 0 / vote down - from #supersekritchannel
[17:50] PharaohHound : How are you?
[17:52] kitty: getting hungry! Dinner is in a few hours.
[17:52] -->| pbox (pbox@fd-C9BD1C2C.vie.surfer.at) has joined #staffchat
[17:52] pbox : hallo
[17:54] PharaohHound : Mmmm, dinner
[17:54] PharaohHound: Uh,
[17:54] pbox flees
#1865 · added 7 November 2014 · vote up / 0 / vote down - from #ProCreate
[02:08] <Buzz|work> I think rox is bouncing on her modem.
[02:09] <TechnoWolf> uhh
[02:09] <TechnoWolf> She doesn't have anything better to bounce on?
#1864 · added 31 October 2014 · vote up / 0 / vote down - from #Create
[12:55] <@PharaohHound> Oh my god
[12:56] <@PharaohHound> I just tried to look at a video on the Colbert website
[12:56] <@PharaohHound> It says "sorry, but this video is unavailable from your location. Probably due to your overly polite attitudes."
[12:56] * PharaohHound dies laughing, but still grumbles about Americans and geofencing
[12:57] <Minaki> silly americans :p
[12:58] <Buzz> Well, I meant to tell you all along, but you really are overly polite, dawgie.
[12:58] <@PharaohHound> Fuck you, Buzz :D
[12:58] <Buzz> See what I mean?
[12:59] <@PharaohHound> Positively saintly, I am
[12:59] <Buzz> Indeed.
#1863 · added 26 October 2014 · vote up / 0 / vote down - from #create
[19:13] ChaoticNeutral i need a cool title for an agent, hyphenated, fantasy style
[19:13] ChaoticNeutral like... "light-bringer" or "lore-keeper"
[19:13] ChaoticNeutral but representing an agent that can either spy or assassinate
[19:14] PharaohHound Death-stalker
[19:14] PharaohHound Pain0maker
[19:14] ChaoticNeutral it has to be discreet, it's their surname
[19:14] PharaohHound Sneaky-stabby
[19:14] ChaoticNeutral I AM AGENT SNEAKY-STABBY
[19:14] ChaoticNeutral haha
[19:14] PharaohHound "Uh, sir, about your name..."
#1862 · added 1 October 2014 · vote up / 0 / vote down - from #Create
[13:55:13] <ChaoticNeutral> this is so USian https://38.media.tumblr.com/23e6d35d58ecc71427d4fbe4ace56f82/tumblr_ncs03q0oQh1qm0775o1_1280.jpg
[13:55:42] <TeeHeeShe> that shouldn't turn me on should it
[13:55:44] <TeeHeeShe> <.<
[13:55:56] <TeeHeeShe> I am of course (mostly) joking
[13:57:22] <ChaoticNeutral> if it's wholegrain bread and high quality meat, i'm sold
[13:57:32] <ChaoticNeutral> i'm grossed out by most pizzas, but i've known a few that were special
[14:01:26] <ChaoticNeutral> known
[14:01:27] <ChaoticNeutral> intimately
[14:01:34] <ChaoticNeutral> like
[14:01:35] <ChaoticNeutral> deep
[14:01:36] <ChaoticNeutral> inside me
[14:01:51] <DemonFolf> O_O
[14:02:10] <DemonFolf> don't fuck pizza pls, Kthxbai
[14:02:21] <heaven> Remind me not to join you for pizza night at your house.
[14:02:42] <DemonFolf> lol
[14:02:50] <ChaoticNeutral> lol
[14:03:01] <ChaoticNeutral> DEEP INSIDE MY STOMACH GODDAMN U GAIS
[14:03:03] <ChaoticNeutral> Y U MAKE EVERYTHING GROSS
[14:03:08] * ChaoticNeutral goes get intimate with tea
[14:03:11] <DemonFolf> This is #Create
[14:03:32] <DemonFolf> the basis of everything is tits and getting durty!
#1860 · added 17 August 2014 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #create
[19:12] XxWashedXUpxX: My sister is too obsessed with her fish.
[19:12] Misty: I think I am finally satisfied with these poses
[19:12] XxWashedXUpxX She had to hurry up and put him inside because it was raining and she didn't want him to get wet. -_-
[19:13] PharaohHound: Your sister was worried that her fish would get wet
[19:14] PharaohHound: Does she know how fish work?
#1858 · added 29 July 2014 · vote up / 1 / vote down - from #create
[10:03] PharaohHound: .....Okay, I really do NOT want to know what an "adult themed (18+)" FONT is
[10:03] HystericalParoxysm: Oh, I've seen those.
[10:03] PharaohHound: Figures
[10:03] HystericalParoxysm: All made of cocks and boobs and twats.
[10:03] HystericalParoxysm: Look man sometimes no other font will do
[10:04] PharaohHound: Somehow I don't think that would go over well for this particular job
[10:04] PharaohHound: Hey, I'm not judging!
[10:04] PharaohHound: Sometimes you need a good penis font
[10:04] HystericalParoxysm: Oh come on, you know you want to spell out "Please hire me" in dicks.
#1857 · added 27 July 2014 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #create
<Nysha> btw kitty, you don't have a ball gag on your amazon wishlist do you? I have one in my favourites called "kitten" and am trying to work out whose it is
* kitty is utterly speechless.
<Nysha> So you already have a ball gag, mkay
* Nysha ticks off the list
#1856 · added 22 May 2014 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #create
[20:50] MrNewbie I decided to have a look at the price of TS3 on Amazon; not too shabby. The highlight though was finding a review that gave the game one star only because the Sims didn't speak English.
#1855 · added 17 May 2014 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #create
[18:55] Database looks in
[18:55] Database sees boobs
[18:55] PharaohHound shakes boobs
[18:55] Database decides it is business as usual
#1854 · added 7 May 2014 · vote up / 1 / vote down - from #create
<HystericalParoxysm> HEAVEN HOW IS YOUR HEAD
<HystericalParoxysm> oh!
<HystericalParoxysm> it's still attached!
<HystericalParoxysm> and... shoulder lengthish?
<Nysha> Actually I think that bit is called neck
<Nysha> Don't quote me tho
<HystericalParoxysm> idk from anatomy man
<HystericalParoxysm> all these squishy human tentacles, who the fuck knows
#1853 · added 26 April 2014 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #create
<spladoum> When I was in college, there was a sex ed instructor who regularly dressed up like a homeless bag lady and came to the dorms to give talks.
<TeeHeeShe> why the costume?
<spladoum> One way she would do it was to chew one like gum and slide it on a banana with her mouth.
<spladoum> To get our attention, I think.
<Nysha> Chewing a condom seems like a bad idea
<King_Deadly> O_o
<Nysha> But being able to put one on with your mouth has always seemed like a good idea to me
<Nysha> Not that it's a skill I'd have used much up til now
<Nysha> (Or now. In general.)
<TeeHeeShe> it's quite a fun thing to get people to try and do at sex ed parties (using demonstrators not real penises)
<Nysha> I somehow read demonstrators as a possessive there
<TeeHeeShe> he he
<spladoum> The other main thing she'd do is get a boy and a girl to roleplay in reverse, so the boy would try to get the girl to put a condom on (the banana)
<spladoum> bear in mind, these are generally 18-19 year olds who aren't exactly viriginal
<spladoum> so that often didn't go as planned
<Nysha> lol
<CircusWolf> lol
<Nysha> tbh I think in that scenario, I'd have them wearing strapons
<Nysha> For no reason other than penises are not generally banana shaped
<spladoum> yeah, not usually so curved
<Nysha> Or pointy
<TeeHeeShe> most have a bit of curve but admittedly most aren't quite that curvaceous
<spladoum> or yellow.
<Nysha> Weeeellll....
<TeeHeeShe> or with removable skins
<Nysha> Also, weeeellll
<Nysha> Partially removable
<TeeHeeShe> fully removable
<TeeHeeShe> :P
<Nysha> Yes okay
<spladoum> or edible.
<Nysha> :P
<TeeHeeShe> define "eating"
<Nysha> At least penises don't fall apart when you suck them for too long
<spladoum> consuming the object and digesting it
<spladoum> true, but you can't eat them with spoons and ice cram.
<spladoum> *cream
<TeeHeeShe> then they are edible, it's just not considered morally acceptable
<Nysha> And the same is true of eating them with spoons and ice cream
<King_Deadly> and they also arent as sweet
<Nysha> Though you might need surgery after eating the spoons
<TeeHeeShe> I'm not saying it should be, just that it isn't especially dangerous to the person eating it
<TeeHeeShe> but spoons are so tasty!
<Nysha> Now I know why you went into medicine!
<spladoum> I've always thought of the spoon as comforting more than tasty.
#1852 · added 18 April 2014 · vote up / 1 / vote down - from #create
[21:24:33] <Buckley> Heaven, if Quinn were to live in medieval France, what job would she have? :D
[21:24:59] <heaven> Oh Lord, I dunno.
[21:25:10] <heaven> Something daring probably, that women shouldn't be allowed to do.
[21:25:15] <heaven> Maybe she'd be a jouster in disguise.
[21:25:57] <Buckley> Hahaha, okay. Well, I don't have a jouster career, and she's a peasant class sim anyway, but I'll see what I can come up with. :D
[21:26:07] <Buckley> All of the sims in the world are peasant class so far.
[21:26:12] <Buckley> I'm only populating one village at a time.
[21:26:22] <heaven> lol
[21:26:27] <heaven> It doesn't matter to me.
[21:26:35] <heaven> Maybe she'd be a "lady of the night".
[21:26:41] <heaven> Though I don't know.
[21:26:47] <Buckley> A ninja?
[21:27:06] <heaven> I meant a prostitute but a ninja is much more amusing.
#1851 · added 13 April 2014 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #Create
[23:57] <heaven> My next one is 1,000 though so I kinda feel pressure to make something spectacular.
[23:57] <heaven> Ain't no way Bar Harbor will be done on time.
[23:57] <CircusWolf> :(
[23:57] * CircusWolf waits paitently
[23:57] <Buckley> Yeah, that's a big milestone.
[23:57] <SeeMyu> give them the gift of life
[23:58] <SeeMyu> that's a beautiful gift
[23:58] <SeeMyu> okay yeah, what
[23:58] <heaven> I'm NOT having a baby for tumblr.
[23:58] <King_Deadly> HAHAHAHAHA
[23:58] <Buckley> ROFL!
[23:58] <SeeMyu> :D
[23:58] * King_Deadly cries laughing
[23:58] <CircusWolf> LOL
#1849 · added 25 March 2014 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #Create
[21:02] <CircusWolf> My room is freezing, this shit is practically singing "Let it go" :P
[21:02] <MrNewbie> I had gastroenteritis for a week once
[21:02] <MrNewbie> sucked
[21:07] <King_Deadly> let it gooooo let it gooo
[21:09] <Nysha> That's one solution
#1846 · added 9 March 2014 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #create
<Levini> Nah, Newsea shit gives TSRW it's mensies
<Nysha> ...mensies?
<Levini> Menustrals
* HystericalParoxysm sighs at Levini.
<HystericalParoxysm> No.
<HystericalParoxysm> Just.
<HystericalParoxysm> No.
<HystericalParoxysm> Stahp.
<Levini> ok
<Nysha> Are menustrals like thestrals?
<Nysha> But with sauce?
<HystericalParoxysm> What's a thestral?
<Nysha> WHAT'S A FUCKING THESTRAL
<HystericalParoxysm> I'M SORRY I WENT TO US PUBLIC SCHOOLS OKAY
<HystericalParoxysm> I DON'T KNOW THINGS
<Levini> LOL
<HystericalParoxysm> LIKE WHERE ZAMBIA IS
#1845 · added 9 March 2014 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #create
<King_Deadly> I have the whole HP movie series
<HystericalParoxysm> I thought I told my ex to delete that...
#1844 · added 27 February 2014 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
[09:19] *PharaohHound wonders which HP is the real HP
[09:19] HystericalParoxysm: Oh, I must've left the laptop on.
[09:20] HystericalParoxysm: They're both me.
[09:20] PharaohHound: Oh good. I was just about to throw a dildo at one of them and see what happened
[09:20] HystericalParoxysm: We'd probably fight over it.
[09:21] PharaohHound: HP fighting with herself over a dildo. I would pay to see that
[09:22] HystericalParoxysm: Yeah you know it would pretty much just be porn after the first 2 minutes, right?
[09:22] PharaohHound: Ouais
[09:22] PharaohHound: :D
[09:22] Frazzmeister hence the payment.
#1843 · added 17 February 2014 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #supersecretstaffchannel
<leefish> lol Nysha - such tact
<Nysha> You're gonna have to be more specific
<Nysha> I'm rude to at least three people per day
<leefish> no no
<leefish> was actual tact
<Nysha> OH
<Nysha> Right
<leefish> Not even a little bit rude. Hence my shock :D
#1841 · added 11 February 2014 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
<Database> so
<Database> universe is fucked, clearly
<Nysha> As long as the universe is enjoying itself
<Database> oh, quite
<Database> this is clearly mutually consensual and enjoyable fucking
<Database> ...
<Database> which gives a new meaning to "parallel universe."
<Nysha> :D
<Nysha> Or possibly
<Nysha> Perpendicular universe
<Database> upside down against the metaverse wall?
<Nysha> Also an option
#1839 · added 1 February 2014 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #Social
[12:38] <elpemmy> yeah fucking with condoms literally ruins lives, please don't do that
[12:38] <elpemmy> er
[12:38] <elpemmy> that was badly worded
#1837 · added 15 January 2014 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #stafflair
[23:13] <&Nysha> I dreamt that there were mad swordsmen invading the house and I hid in the attic, and then couldn't get back out
[23:13] <&Nysha> But that's probably not relevant to ads
[23:13] <leefish> That was life in the UK
[23:13] <leefish> It happened. Not an ad.
[23:14] <PharaohHound> Those pesky British swordsmen
[23:14] <&Nysha> No hon, I'm in the SOUTH
[23:14] <leefish> ah, so pretty boy swordsmen
[23:14] <leefish> Not PROPER ones
#1836 · added 12 January 2014 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #Create
[19:10] î Djones plays the dataflute
[19:10] <Djones> oh yeah baby
[19:10] î Database is violated in new and unusual ways
[19:10] <CN> you gotta have a really skilled clit to make use of vaginal harps
[19:10] <CN> hello XxWashedXUpxX
[19:10] <Levini> lol
[19:11] <Levini> Apparently Blowing just got a new name :P
[19:11] <Levini> "hey guys Imma play the flute and then go for drinks"
[19:11] <Database> I thought "playing the flute" was always a euphemism for a blowjob
[19:11] <Levini> "anyone wanna join for drinks after flute practice?"
[19:11] <Djones> Shush you
[19:11] î Djones is a flautist.
[19:11] î Djones hates you all.
[19:11] <Levini> Same here Data
[19:12] <Levini> or DJ
[19:12] <Djones> NO.;
[19:12] <Djones> I MEAN
[19:12] <Levini> or DJ/Data Crossbreed
[19:12] <Djones> I REALLY PLAY THE FLUTE
[19:12] <Djones> FOR REALSA
[19:12] <Levini> suuuree
[19:12] <PharaohHound> SURE
[19:12] <Database> I THOUGHT YOU WERE LOAF'S BOYFRIEND
[19:12] <Levini> permission to QDB?
[19:12] <SilentPsycho> Hell yes.
#1834 · added 25 December 2013 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #create
* XxWashedXUpxX throws wrapping paper at deadly.
<King_Deadly> What did you get?
<XxWashedXUpxX> Well, I already have 2 presents that need to be taken back.
<XxWashedXUpxX> One is because my mom brought me a shirt that had sex reference on it and she didn't know about it, but my dad and I knew it.
<King_Deadly> what does the shirt say?
<XxWashedXUpxX> I love colitis (which is what they say on the big bang theory that means sex).
<Twi> coitus is sex
<Twi> Colitis is swelling of the large intestine
<XxWashedXUpxX> It was coitus, I misspelled it.
<XxWashedXUpxX> She didn't know it meant that.
<kitty> Though if she'd gotten you a "I love colitis" shirt, you probably should have returned that too XD
#1833 · added 9 December 2013 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #stafflair
<jhd1189> I can't think of a way to adequately express my annoyance with that joke
<Nysha> I can't remember precisely what for, but I do remember expressing exactly the same disappointment at one of your jokes in the recent past
<HP|Popcorn> He did send me limericks about poop though.
<HP|Popcorn> Well. Limerick. Singular. Step up your game, man.
<jhd1189> You sent me ZERO limericks
<HP|Popcorn> I SENT YOU A HAIKU.
<HP|Popcorn> ABOUT POO
<jhd1189> Give me a topic, I will write you a limerick RIGHT NOW
<HP|Popcorn> Antidisestablishmentarianism.
<HP|Popcorn> That's your goddamned topic RIGHT THERE
<jhd1189> CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
<leefish> The longest word we possibly heard, was so long it was more than a word;it was more like a book, so who gives a fuck, if the last line does not have the word?
<leefish> That was my entry for the limerick contest
<HP|Popcorn> That was beautiful, lee.
* leefish bows
<jhd1189> OKAY HERE YOU GO SUCKER
<jhd1189> In an era of civil barbarianism/And great thinkers rife with contrarianism/The Anglican Church /Was left in the lurch /With antidis'tablishmentarianism.
<leefish> MAGNIFICENT
<HP|Popcorn> That was a fucking masterpiece.
<Nysha> AMAZETITS
* PharaohHound faints in awe of joey's mad skills
<jhd1189> NEVER QUESTION MY LIMERICKING