MTS2 Quotes Database

[13:22] <CN> so hard to find good angel drawings
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13:52 < frazzmeister> I has a cheeseburger.
13:54 < Sparkle> I can has cheezburger?
13:54 < Chii> No you fucking can't.
13:54 < Chii> not until you learn to use english right, anyway

<Sparkle> What are next door DOING? They've been banging and crashing and drilling all day
<Frenchie> Sex, computing on Windows ME and searching for oil.

<Loaf> sometimes, Pescado's rants really amuse me. he's like a 'my first conspiracy theorist' toy or something
<Loaf> wind him up and watch him go.

<cthru> @^^% ?
<Chii> #£$%#~£~!#%^
<cthru> !@#^%$$!@$
<Chii> ~$~$$~@#!%@£^££!@
<Lethe|Bloggy> ..
<cthru> ^&^$$#@*(((!#$%
<Chii> $*$£~#~@*@#%^!

<Aychpee> fish-encrusted sphincterfarmer
<Chii> Today's fish is trout a la creme. enjoy your meal.

<Lethe> one less dream to haunt :(
<Djones> Wait, are you the creepy man with the scissors for hands?
<Djones> Well i say scissors.
<Djones> I mean amuptating bolt cutters.
<Lethe> no, that's siley's new friend
<SilentPsycho> :P
<Djones> He owes me at last count 172 arms./
* SilentPsycho gives Djones a freshly delimbed chicken wing.
<Djones> how is that going to help the net balance?
<Lethe> quantum physics
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<SilentPsycho> Neuronucleurtachyonstinosis
<whiterider> Relativity. And superglue.
<whiterider> Hey emmy
<miniemmy> ...what did I walk in on, sorry?
<Lethe> science
<whiterider> zmobies

<darkwytche> There is 20cm of snow here and I'm in the South of France
<Sparkle> Lucky
* Pescado shrugs.
<Pescado> So?
<Pescado> That's nothing.
<Pescado> In MY day, we had to WALK to school, through the snow, uphill and against the wind BOTH ways, while the Japanese would try to bomb us!
<Lethe> srsly, you sure you're not delphy?
<Lethe> old geezers, the lot of you
<Angel> nope, he's just Pescado
<Angel> i wonder why he didn't mention his bare feet
<Pescado> It gets too long if I mention all the things.
<Frenchie> Angel: and dinosaurs.
<Frenchie> Pescado probably often got chased by raptors back in the day
<Angel> yeah, and he had tp pay with wooden dollars?!
<Frenchie> He ate them raw.
<Angel> the dollars?
<Angel> Lethe, Delphy doesn't kick and stomp. That's only Pescado
<Lethe> he nags about 'in his day' though :)
<Angel> yeah, he's ancient you know
<Angel> we might have a room free for him in the nursing home
<Pescado> Delphy's not in the best shape. I imagine he'll end up in a nursing home first despite the lead I have on him.
<Pescado> Whereas me? NEVAR!
<Pescado> My people don't believe in nursing homes, we just let them die.
<Angel> Pes, you know i'm always helping you pee
<Angel> every damn day
<Pescado> Bringing me my vodka does not count as helping me pee.

<frazzmeister> If I ever get to name a planet for some utterly unimaginable totally fucked up post appocalyptic insane reason, I'm totally calling it Urmumsanus.

<cthru> heya cthru

<lewjen> can I ask, what causes a server split (or whatever it's called)?
<Davey> Dinosaurs
<Delphy> Interwebs lag, or a router in between failing, or some other issue
<Delphy> Or raptors in the pipes
<Davey> *nods*
<Cookiemonster> How would raptors be able to get into the pipes? o___O
<lewjen> big pipes

<Frenchie> That's what I'd call a biscuit http://www.continentalbakeries.com/files/producten/popup_biscuit20fourre.jpg
<CN> well thank you
<HystericalParoxysm> That's a cookie.
<whiteybook> Indeed, Frenchie
<Loaf> frenchie - yes. those are biscuits.
<SilentPsycho> That's a biscuit
<Loaf> cookies are totally different >=[
<CN> those are bolachas, you bunch of ignorants!
<HystericalParoxysm> No, no.
<HystericalParoxysm> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BWRua5l70j4/R09sb6OOIGI/AAAAAAAAA2E/nbolyhhY7wg/s1600-R/biscuit1.JPG THOSE are some motherfucking BISCUITS
<whiteybook> Cookies come solely from Maryland
<Frenchie> Or any of those: http://www.refreshmentshop.co.uk/images/elite_magnum.jpg
<SilentPsycho> HP, those are cookies.
<HystericalParoxysm> ... no they're not...
<whiteybook> Those look like rock cakes to me
<HystericalParoxysm> They're not sweet at all
<Loaf> those look like macaroons, HP
<Frenchie> Same, Whitie. Rock cakes...
<HystericalParoxysm> ...... rock... cakes?
<HystericalParoxysm> WTF ARE YOU PEOPLE DWARVES?

<daluved1> does anyone else have problems getting the top half of peggy's site to load?
<whiteybook> Yes, whenever I go to click the link I'm overcome by a wave of hopelessness and nausea and I rarely get anywhere near the top half of the site
<whiteybook> I mean, um, maybe

* Pescado loves hatemail.
<Delphy|Work> You *and* your cats Pescado
<Delphy|Work> and ur mom
<Delphy|Work> ps ur mom says it's lunch time and to come out the basement

<Database> I stabbed Chii, so she stabbed me back - although she knows my first name.
<elpemmy> Chii knows my first name too, I think...
<elpemmy> how do I set my name thingie, again?
<Database> I don't remember, but yes, she calls you by your first name.
<renske> Chii, what do you call me?
<Chii> a book
<renske> :o
<Chii> Marmalade.
<renske> well at least she thinks i'm sweet.
<SilentPsycho> Chii, what do you call me?
<Chii> I can't tell you that!
<renske> :D
<SilentPsycho> D:
<Chii> ;)
<renske> ooooh sekrits
<renske> Chii, what do you call HP?
<Chii> a TV
<renske> errr
<renske> because she's always entertaining and there's nothing but smut on it?
<darkwytche> Lol Renske
<renske> ... you can look at her for hours and wonder where the time went?
<Chii> I didn't like it before
<renske> ... she comes in full color?
<frazzmeister> she has lots of inputs?
<renske> ... she has a gazillion channels?
<renske> lol frazz
<renske> ... you can plug stuff into her?
<Database> You can subscribe for extra services?
<frazzmeister> hopefully they are all colour coded so you don't plug the wrong thing in
<elpemmy> She's fun to watch in different positions.
<renske> good one, emmy!
<Database> Very good, Emmy XD
<elpemmy> :P
<frazzmeister> the thought of the TV giving birth to a human child frightens me...
<HystericalParoxysm> What the hell rofl
<frazzmeister> assuming the little 'un is human...
<renske> yeah i'm not so sure
<Database> Oh hi TV.
<renske> HPTV
<renske> highest quality
<elpemmy> rofl
renske> sharp image, sharp tongue.

<Chii> yellow, and sometimes blue
<Cookiemonster> Chii, random much?
<darkwytche> O.o
<Chii> Why the hell not.
<Cookiemonster> You're weird
<darkwytche> Precisely Chii
<darkwytche> That is the ansswer to everything 'Why the hell not'
<Cookiemonster> I thought it was 42
<darkwytche> Could be
<darkwytche> Or ice cream

<Database> We should invent asocial drinking game.
<Database> Every time someone mentions tits, drink.
<Database> Every time Chii says something random and dirty, drink.
<SickPsycho> Everytime Chii speaks, drink. It will make sense after the shot
<Chii> lordy
* SickPsycho drinks
<HystericalParoxysm> Every time Chii says something that is absolutely -perfect- for the conversation, take two drinks.
<Database> every time one of the #social pairings appears, drink.
<HystericalParoxysm> Every time someone asks for help and then gets pissy, take a drink.
<SickPsycho> Everytime Emi cam-whores, drink
<Delphy> We'd be drunk after 4 mins Psy
<Database> Every time Emino says something creepy, drink
<HystericalParoxysm> 'brief hellos chaps', drink
<Database> Every time someone mentions knitting, half a drink.
<Sparkle> Everytime a n00b comes in and insults someone, take a long long drink
<renske> oh and do you also have to drink when my enter button thwarts my attempts at building a correct sentence?
<Database> YES.
<Database> Every time I post a password in chat...
<Database> two drinks.
<Tigerlilley> Boobs - nominate a drink
<Zicon> This isn't a drinking game anymore, it's a recipe for alcohol poisoning.
<Sparkle> God, everyone will be completely pissed
<SickPsycho> Drink whenever frazy and rum end up in the same sentance
<Database> Every time someone has gay sex, drink.
<HystericalParoxysm> Do you want to -kill- everyone, Data?
<darkwytche> Lol then everyone needs 3 drinks tonight from me!
<renske> you had gay sex 3 times this evening? and afterwards you thought 'ah well let's log in to #social'???
<darkwytche> Oh.
<darkwytche> No I had snacks first...

<renske> does the program come with built-in censoring? like when you try to send an angry email to your ex and shout 'WTF you dirty lying whore, i never want to see your fat ass again' it sends 'i feel hurt at your betrayal. also, you should consider going on a diet.'
<TheKaleb_Simguy228> No.
<renske> aw.
<renske> now THAT would be handy.

02:29 < Chii> you know that stuff you did for me last night?
02:32 < Emino> ...
02:32 < Emino> who did what to you, Chii?
02:32 < Chii> I can't tell you that!
02:32 < Emino> Isit Data, Chii?
02:32 < Chii> French fries of course!
02:33 < Emino> ...
02:33 < Emino> FRENCHIE!!!
02:33 < Chii> :O

<Qbuilderz> Right now I am just gonna play around with it, though. When my parents come home soon we are beginning my birthday stuff
<Delphy> Oh when is your birthday?
<Qbuilderz> Today :P
<Delphy> Oh, Happy Birthday!
<Delphy> Here, have a dot ---> .
<Delphy> If you zoom in REAL close you'll see the outlines of a box containing a box with a dot that if you zoom into that is another box that has a PSP in it
<Qbuilderz> Woo! Thanks :D

[23:55] <ChaoticNecrophile> okay, i'm not understanding what the hell i'm supposed to do with the skins for the penis >.>

[07:13] <Database> Chii has been shagged?
[07:13] <Chii> Yes.
[07:13] <em|zzz> ahahahahahaha
[07:13] <Chii> you're after my robot bee^*££#@£$~*#*$$
[07:13] <em|zzz> ....
[07:14] <Database> ... XD
[07:14] <em|zzz> data
[07:14] <em|zzz> what have you done to chii this time?
[07:14] <Database> Sexy things.
[07:15] <elpemmy> ...WHAT?!
[07:15] <Database> You helped, Emmy!
[07:15] <em|zzz> Chii, does data forced you?
[07:15] <elpemmy> I never.
[07:15] <Chii> not without lubricant
[07:15] <em|zzz> ...
[07:15] <em|zzz> DATA
[07:15] <Database> ...
[07:15] <em|zzz> SHAME ON YOU!
[07:15] <Chii> :o
[07:15] <Database> Chii, stop lying!

[10:29] * LadyIslay sits on Zicon's ass just to see if her ass will fit.
[10:29] <LadyIslay> er
[10:29] * HystericalParoxysm takes pics
[10:29] * LadyIslay sits on Zicon's DESK just to see if her ass will fit.
[10:29] * LadyIslay sits on Zicon's DESK just to see if her ass will fit while HystericalParoxysm takes photos and Jekyll looks on confused.
[10:29] <Jekyll> the weirdest mental image, you gave me
[10:30] <Jekyll> "in what position does she hope to achieve that?"
[10:30] <HystericalParoxysm> I guess if Zi like... goes on all fours and then puts her front down a little bit, and then Islay sort of sits on her ass...
[10:30] <LadyIslay> LOL
[10:30] <LadyIslay> no
[10:30] <LadyIslay> NO
[10:30] <LadyIslay> DESK!
[10:31] <HystericalParoxysm> You're just backpedaling! We know what you REALLY meant.
[10:31] <Zicon> Keep me out of your freak-ass fantasies.

<&BarbieDal> okay....I have crap in my TS3 game from 1998...
<&Lethe> that's..
<&Lethe> pretty awesome
<&Lethe> when did you invent time travel
<Sparkle> XD
<&BarbieDal> Apparently sometime after ts3 came out :p

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<emo> hi
<emo> im emo
<emo> anyone out there?
* frazzmeister wouldnt have guessed..
<frazzmeister> no. you are all alone in this world.
<emo> y
<frazzmeister> oh, bled all over the rules and couldn't read them, I see.
<emo> y isnt there other people here
<frazzmeister> they all died, please type full words, it's in the rules..
<emo> how did they die?
<frazzmeister> crushed by the the wave of apathy as you entered.
<emo> what?
<emo> are you there?
<emo> will i die?
<frazzmeister> yes.
<emo> i will die,when?
<frazzmeister> if I knew when, I'd be preparing the celebration.
<emo> you bastard you want me dead!
<frazzmeister> indubitably.
<emo> what does that mean
<frazzmeister> without a doubt.
<emo> wtf
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