MTS2 Quotes Database

<create|emmy> mine is not a resizing issue...
<escand2> god, it's like talking to a girl with a bad boyfriend.

<Manga_Moon> Im glad im not on the qdb

[07:38] <viromancy> Is it just me, or was that exchance just a bit "More talk for me now! Want talk. Here now. Talk me. You here for talk me, you talk me long time!"
[07:38] * elpemmy replaces talk with sex
[07:38] <elpemmy> wait
[07:38] <photo> Sounds good to me
[07:38] <elpemmy> I meant, I read that as sex

[06:25] <MissLoaf> Evening
[06:26] <Medico> Mornin'
[06:26] <MissLoaf> mornin'? it's half 7 in the evening here :P
[06:27] <Medico> 0630 here.
[06:27] <Jon|Fallout3> Yes, we call that "time zones."
[06:27] <Jon|Fallout3> Welcome to the real world.

<Greenie> Awh man. I need to clean up my waffle. D:
<tmm> clean... waffle?
<tmm> I thought you ate them before then :|
<frazzmeister> ....euphamism?
<Greenie> Rofl.
<tmm> oh dear
<Greenie> I just realized I didnt quite say that right.
<Greenie> **I need to clean up the mess my waffles made.
<Greenie> ... Now that we have the euphemism comment, that doesnt help, does it?

[20:36] * Chii gives Bubo a semi see-through bra. :)
[20:36] <Bubo1> yay!
[20:37] <Bubo1> now wtf am i goinng to do with a bra?
[20:37] <&HystericalParoxysm> Tie it around your head and pretend you're a fly?
[20:37] <Bubo1> ooh
[20:37] <Bubo1> BUZZ
[20:37] <Bubo1> BUZZZZZZZZZ
[20:37] <Bubo1> BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

<ems|mesh> DAMN THE SMURFS! DAMN THEM I SAY!
* ems|mesh coughs

<Cliff> Boobs are quite simple... A-Almost There, B-Barely There, C-Cant Complain, D-Dang!, Double D-Double Dang!, E-Enormous, F-Fake, G-Get A Reduction, H-Help Ive Fallen And I Cant Get Up, J-JESUS!!

<curlybap> also, that reminds me. how'd your ritual go?
<curlybap> =/
<emspp> Do I want the ritual details? :P
<Lethe|spore> i want ritual details...
<cthru> me too!dunno why
<Tyler> What details? I was naked and touched myself.
<Lethe|spore> oh, since when is that a ritual
<Lethe|spore> they just call that masturbation
<Tyler> rofl
* curlybap chuckles
* emspp giggles
<HystericalParoxysm> Ritual masturbation? Shit, I'm pretty sure at least half of all geeks do that daily.

<&HystericalParoxysm> 44 fuzzy llamas on the wall, 44 fuzzy llamas... you take one down, hug it tightly, 43 fuzzy llamas on the wall.

<Lethe> dude, aren't you, like, 13
<IMjustKYLE> wtf
<IMjustKYLE> im like 20
<IMjustKYLE> going on 21 three months
* Lethe points to kyle's nick, which screams '13' with every one of it's needlessly capped letters
* curlybap giggles
<IMjustKYLE> ive alway sused this name D:
<IMjustKYLE> it was just me at the time stoned going IM JUST KYLE and then using that
<Lethe> so change it :p
<IMjustKYLE> though I guess seeing as how im an adult and all *rolls eyes* I should just come up with something more mature huh XD
<Lethe> i started out as Lady Something
<Lethe> now look where i am
<IMjustKYLE> ok how about this
* IMjustKYLE is now known as Mr_Kyle
* Lethe chuckles
<Mr_Kyle> does this say im a mature well rounded adult of society...
<Lethe> actually, 'mr kyle' says 'i try to hard to be mature' to me
<Lethe> why not just be Kyle
<Lethe> you're the only kyle here
<Mr_Kyle> hmmm
<Mr_Kyle> I guess that would work
* Mr_Kyle is now known as Kyle
<Kyle> lol
<Lethe> :)
<ems|mesh> I know a guy called Kyle
<ems|mesh> he's an idiot

<Vie> its iTunes, it breaks everything it touches, its quite symple: iTunes break time=(Q/P^Q)N
<Vie> Q being Quality of the song, P being number of times played
<Vie> N being a random number generated by counting steve jobs pubes til you find a grey one

<emspp> wow I can cause much dramas by spreading my legs...
...
<emspp> wait, that came out wrong
<frazzmeister> ....
<cthru> ems....
<frazzmeister> theres a right way for that to come out?
<VkToriA> lol
<cthru> close those legs...
<emspp> I meant...
<cthru> I know,I know

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<mo> hi
<mo> do you have boob
<mo> kk
<iGoldenSimmer> ...
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<curlybap> my mouth is big enough for it to go in without touching the sides

<emspp> !vodka frazz
<frazzmeister> :p
* Chii gives frazz a bottle of vodka :)
<frazzmeister> :D
<emspp> drink responsibly ;)
<frazzmeister> never!

[03:53] <Cazzy> what's fable, lethemonster?
[03:53] <frazzmeister> game
[03:53] <Cazzy> i gathered that :P
[03:53] <frazzmeister> well its...fable
[03:54] <&Lethe> issa game
[03:54] <frazzmeister> see.
[03:54] <Cazzy> but where do you get it? i'd never heard of it before
[03:54] <djones> shops
[03:54] <Cazzy> what do you do with it?
[03:54] <frazzmeister> highly scientific explanations here.
[03:54] <frazzmeister> play it
[03:54] <&Lethe> you play it, sweety

<frazzmeister> I want llamas. 2, named jesus and dalai, and I'd have a sign 'beware, jesus spits'

[18:26] <Gemificus> good morning everyone
[18:26] <Gemificus> !tea please bot white one sugar
[18:26] * Chii gives please bot white one sugar a cup of tea. :)
[18:26] <Gemificus> ooook
[18:26] <&whiterider> !tea Gemificus The Big Book of Syntax and
[18:27] * Chii gives Gemificus The Big Book of Syntax and a cup of tea. :)
[18:27] <frazzmeister> mmm syntax.
[18:29] <Gemificus> whats syntax?
[18:29] <Gemificus> are they drugs? i don\'t do drugs my mummy said i\'m not allowed
[18:30] <frazzmeister> for own sanity, I choose to beleive you are joking. as such I will now laugh. ah ha ha ha.
[18:30] <Safyre420> syntax is a drug, it\'s a very safe drug that everyone can do without any risk
[18:31] <frazzmeister> there is risk! taking syntax wrongly BSODed my reality!

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<BlueSpurt> Hi
<FurryPanda> hi
<BlueSpurt> :)
<BlueSpurt> Do u have The Sims 2?
<TipsyPsycho> Sims 2? What's that?
<BlueSpurt> xD
<FurryPanda> whats the sims 2?
<BlueSpurt> O.O
<BlueSpurt> A game...
<BlueSpurt> you don't know it
<BlueSpurt> yet you're on the forums?
<FurryPanda> never heard of it
<TipsyPsycho> Nope, I don't like video games
<BlueSpurt> What the hell.
<FurryPanda> what forum?
<BlueSpurt> The Sims 2 forums.
<TipsyPsycho> Forums? I come here for the cybering and boobies.
<FurryPanda> ive never posted there in my life
<BlueSpurt> This chatbox is hosted there, isn't it.
* FurryPanda hands psycho a cyber apple
<TipsyPsycho> Nope. Are you sure you're in the right chat room?
<BlueSpurt> Not sure. :S
<FurryPanda> yeah, its pretty easy to get confused
<BlueSpurt> I went on The Sims 2 website, clicked "Chat" and now I'm here.
<TipsyPsycho> This is Fluffy Demons
<FurryPanda> yep
<BlueSpurt> What's that? :P
<FurryPanda> discussion is purely on the subject of fluffy demons, and when we have permission, /scaly/ demons
<TipsyPsycho> It's a site dedicated to Yiffing
<TipsyPsycho> And Furry fanfiction
<BlueSpurt> Riight. ¬.¬
<FurryPanda> oh my goodness, yes
<TipsyPsycho> And drawings. :)
<BlueSpurt> Well, peace out. xD
<TipsyPsycho> You too. :)
<BlueSpurt> =]
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<TipsyPsycho> MWHAHAHAHAH!
<FurryPanda> LOLZERZ!
<FurryPanda> we are evil

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<DB[DoctorWho]> Nice :)
<DIVINITY> hi to all, i just need help with something.
<DB[DoctorWho]> Get anything nice?
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<DB[DoctorWho]> I think he noticed the sign. :P

<longdaysend> i think my nuts are going to start dropping soon

<SilentPsycho> I keep seeing adverts for 'The Asda Story' online game about, and they make me giggle.
<SilentPsycho> The Asda Story: A tale of advenutre, romance, and our low low prices!
<cthru> hehehheh!
<SilentPsycho> Kill monsters while exploring our range of organic goods, and if there's a difference in the price between here and elsewhere, we'll pay the difference!
<SilentPsycho> That's Asda Price

<Lethe|dinner> see, there's ttwo of me now
<Lethe|dinner> and not just cause i'm looking at it tipsylit
<Lethe|dinner> erm, tipslily
<Lethe|dinner> tipsily
<cthru> upper and lower Lethe?
<Lethe|dinner> stupid word
<Lethe|dinner> is that even a word?
<cthru> it is now!
<Lethe|dinner> yay
<Lethe|dinner> i maede a word

[21:29] <whiterider> *sigh* young people these days have no edumication.
[21:29] <lulu2408> I DO TO HAVE AN EDECACATION