MTS2 Quotes Database

[13:28] <Durntdude> gimme a dollar
[13:28] * Durntdude was kicked by frazzmeister (a dollars worth of kickarse?)

* GoldenSimmer is now known as GoldenShower
<Lethe> :|
<Lethe> dude
<Lethe> bad nick
<Pfhoenix> gross
<Anna> ihihihihihih
* Anna is laughing hysterically

<AbstractSIMmer187> ok
<AbstractSIMmer187> bobbies people
<AbstractSIMmer187> i love em\
<AbstractSIMmer187> do you?
<HystericalParoxysm> You can't even spell it.
<AbstractSIMmer187> boobies
<HystericalParoxysm> You've never seen a pair of tits in your life, have you?
<HystericalParoxysm> Not in person, anyway.

<frazzmeister> she, he.. same thing... besides all that genitalia.....

<frazzmeister> !coke Kelly
* Foamy opens up a fresh can of coke and sets it in front of kelly
<sEpHeRs> !sex sephy
<Lethe|work> lol
<sEpHeRs> bastard
<Bunny> haha outta luck

<Cheeseisgood> Yep... I'm just thrupid then!
* curlybap follows emi
<Cheeseisgood> *stupid
<curlybap> *nodnod* thrupid you are :)

* curlybap just fingered himself and it works!
<justKYLE> haha i love mad tv
<curlybap> ...damn that came out wrong
<curlybap> i meant ctcp finger

<djones>
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<Jessica|finds> umm
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<djones> woops
<djones> sorry about that
* djones (djones@fd-AAA3B32A.winn.cable.ntl.com) Quit ([irc.fluffy-demons.net] Local kill by Delphy (Space... the final frontier.))

<curlybap> right
<curlybap> off to bed
<dj|paranoia> right
<dj|paranoia> off to bed
<curlybap> g'night all
<dj|paranoia> g'night all
<&HystericalParoxysm> right
<&HystericalParoxysm> off to bed
<dj|paranoia> :)
<&HystericalParoxysm> g'night all
<&HystericalParoxysm> :)
* &HystericalParoxysm (Hysterical@get.offa.my.lawn) Quit (Quit: I'm first!)
* curlybap (curlybap@mts2-DCC4B684.range86-131.btcentralplus.com) Quit (Quit: muah ha ha, hp fell for it!)
<dj|paranoia> i'm not actually going bed though...
<dj|paranoia> i was just being derisory...

Greenie|Piratey-Things> And if you buy 720 or more, theyre only 30 cents each!
<Greenie|Piratey-Things> xDD
<Cazzy-Tchan> SEVEN HUNDRED AND TWENTY?!
<Cazzy-Tchan> !!!!!
<Greenie|Piratey-Things> Ahahahaha.
<Jessica> what exactly would you do with over 700 piratey rubber duckies?

<LilBrudder> Here:
<LilBrudder> <> !*''#
<LilBrudder> ^"`$$-
<LilBrudder> !*=@$_
<LilBrudder> %*<> ~#4
<LilBrudder> &[]../
<LilBrudder> |{,,SYSTEM HALTED
<LilBrudder> The poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, to wit:
[<LilBrudder> Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
<LilBrudder> Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
<LilBrudder> Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
<LilBrudder> Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
<LilBrudder> Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
<LilBrudder> Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH.

<SilentPsycho> Got to love Anime drinking games.
<Animera> lol SilentPsycho
<Animera> i think i should take up drinking,,, it'll make the time go faster
<SilentPsycho> Try TV/Anime/Video game drinking games. Basically before you start decide certain events that require you to drink. For example, while watching Haunted Junction, I drank whenever a women fell in love with Red Mantle, whever Kazumi was possessed, and whenever Haruto said 'Oh my God', twice if he said it noty at the end.
<SilentPsycho> ...Drink whenever someone makes a typo.
<Animera> lol, i cant even play with my new mesh, i never coppied it, and my pc should be half way to New Zealand by now
<SilentPsycho> Typo!
<Animera> lol - i can do that ;) but the next question is,,, can i spell?
* SilentPsycho drinks
<Animera> *downs*
<SilentPsycho> I know I shouldn't drink during the day, but it's the coldest thing in the entire house.
<Animera> lemme go get my vodka, this can be fun ;)
<SilentPsycho> I've got Magners.
<SilentPsycho> Or you could play a Fanfiction drinking game.
<SilentPsycho> That's a good way to become an alcoholic.;)
--> frazzmeister (frazzledge@mts2-FEC42FBD.sa.bigpond.net.au) has joined #social
<SilentPsycho> And speaking of alcoholics...:P
<frazzmeister> rum?
<frazzmeister> i mean, hi!

<frazzmeister> my tounge is blue.
<Cazzy-Tchan> you have a tounge?
<frazzmeister> yes, several,.. in a jar,.. i collect them.
<Cazzy-Tchan> oooh! which one's blue then?
* frazzmeister eyes cazzys tounge
<JohnBrehaut1> Hey suc :)
<frazzmeister> te middle one
<Cazzy-Tchan> i don't have a tounge
<SirEmino> she uses them to play toungue twister
<whiterider> Tchan! you rock!
<Cazzy-Tchan> :)
<whiterider> You embody what #social is
<Cazzy-Tchan> yay!
<Cazzy-Tchan> thank you xD
<whiterider> Instead of "Your tongue is blue?", "you have a tongue?"...
<whiterider> Har, excellent xD

<HystericalParoxysm> Someday, I'll start a cover band. And we'll do death metal versions of lullabyes and opening themes to classic children's cartoons.
<frazzmeister> metal versions of soft songs are ace... also,.. lounge jazz versions of death metal...
<HystericalParoxysm> COME ALONG WITH THE SNORKS. DIE ALONG WITH THE SNORKS. SO MUCH TO KILL WAITING FOR YOU AND ME. HATE ALONG WITH THE SNORKS. DIE ALONG WITH THE SNORKS.
<HystericalParoxysm> Perhaps DIE ALONE would be more death metal.
* HystericalParoxysm edits.
<frazzmeister> mary had a demon lamb, its fleece was red with blood?
<HystericalParoxysm> Ohhhh you can be our songwriter

<leunammi> hi guys
<leunammi> hello
<leunammi> i need some help about the sims
<leunammi> anyone here
<leunammi> ??????????????????
<leunammi> ???????????????
<Jon> We don't give help here.
<Jon> We mock and tease.
<frazzmeister> also, we demand nudes.
<frazzmeister> hahah, you suck! now strip.
<frazzmeister> see.
<frazzmeister> we are truely horrible people.
<leunammi> ok

<emspp> !vodka frazz
<frazzmeister> :p
* Chii gives frazz a bottle of vodka :)
<frazzmeister> :D
<emspp> drink responsibly ;)
<frazzmeister> never!

[15:06] * photo can hear the wind blowing over her head...
[15:06] <HystericalParoxysm> No, honey, that's... you need to close your legs.
[15:06] <whiterider> Or put some trousers on
[15:07] <HystericalParoxysm> Just don't go running in a skirt. The whistling noise would be deafening.
[15:08] <whiterider> It's ok! I have new jeans! I'm not deafened! :)
[15:08] <HystericalParoxysm> Did you put them on over your ears again hon?
[15:08] <whiterider> The waistlines this season are really high

<Zicon> Insufficient twattage?
<frazzmeister> don't stick light bulbs up there zic,.. even if it is dark....

<dana> im here with a promlem with my game sims2
<dana> pm?
<dana> what is?
<Jon|KanesWrath> dana: This isn't a help channel.
<HystericalParoxysm> dana - Use the Game Help section on MTS2.
<Zicon> dana: This is not a help channel.
<SilentPsycho> No help is givn in this chat
<HystericalParoxysm> Is there an echo in here?
<Jon|KanesWrath> Maybe.
<SilentPsycho> Slightly. :)
<Zicon> hystericalparoxysm: Yes.

<ArtsyFrenchie> You know it only requires a private place for me to help you find some orgasm ;)
* ArtsyFrenchie chuckles
<Loaf> :P
<Lethe> dudes: get a pm
<frazzmeister> and a webcam for the rest of us....

<HystericalParoxysm> People seem to mistake me for a guy a lot. Probably because I type with my penis.

<Inge> I am starting a paysite called BeggyZone
<Inge> no content, just a paypal button for donations

[22:52] <Nandonalt4> It's Have Dessert in english, right?
[22:52] <HystericalParoxysm> In British English it's "Have pudding and tea, chuffing good crumpets I say I say wot wot old bean!"
[22:53] <fanseelamb> She's so helpful. <3
[22:53] * SilentPsycho bops HystericalParoxysm with a British Flag.
[22:54] <HystericalParoxysm> I get to be british by injection. Thus I'm allowed to make fun.
[22:54] <Loaf> hey, HP, what is it in Texan? :P
[22:54] <HystericalParoxysm> That'd be "Ya'll want some fried pie?"
[22:54] <Loaf> 'British by injection'? little graphic there HP :P
[22:55] <HystericalParoxysm> I guess Loaf wasn't around for the velocigina discussion in #social yesterday.
[22:55] * HystericalParoxysm is graphic like ur mom on a weekend
[22:56] <Loaf> HP, you are the human Pintsize.
[22:56] <Loaf> it's a fact.
[22:56] <HystericalParoxysm> :D
[22:56] * HystericalParoxysm IS THE THUMBLORD
[22:56] <Loaf> only without the thumbs.
[22:56] <HystericalParoxysm> But... I have thumbs.
[22:56] <Loaf> not for long...

21:56 < writingemmy> Wait we're attaching a nozzle to Data's penis?
21:56 < Chii> Your magical love adventure begins now.

[02:48am] <Inge> The only thing I ever heard about a ferret before is one came in through my friend's cat flap
[02:49am] <Inge> She stood there in horror until it went out again
[02:49am] <Bink13y> awhh a visiting ferret dignatary
[02:49am] <HystericalParoxysm> Ahhh, yes, she had a ferret inspector. Just making sure everything's properly silly, and then they'll be on their way.
[02:49am] <HystericalParoxysm> It's like the guy that comes to check the electrical meter once a month.