MTS2 Quotes Database

<Nec> Of course the plaster falling down from the ceiling everytime they wrestle or whatever it is they do kinda tells you how obnoxious they are. They are constatly knocking my Darth Vader stuff off the top of my monitor
<HystericalParoxysm> Oh noes, not your Darth Vader.
<Nec> Yes, my Pez dispenser and my action figure
<HystericalParoxysm> Do you have one of the giant talking Pez dispensers?
<Nec> No, a small one. I want one of those lightsaber crafting kits =D
<HystericalParoxysm> Eh, just go to a hardware store with a bunch of stoners. They'll come up with all kinds of interesting bits you can put together to make a lightsaber.
<HystericalParoxysm> They may try to also make a bong out of it though.

<SilentPsycho> You know you're at least part geek if you find yourself wishing to write "I can either do a mental-clearing break, in which I listen to music or chat with friends in order to defrag my brain"... In an official graded assignment.

<BReANA_Lee> piss off?! I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO FUCKING PEE!
<SilentPsycho> So you're not human then. Explains a lot.
BReANA_Lee> I AM HUMAN! MY TANK IS NOT FULL NOW!

<DoctorWhoNerd001> Tell me things about myself then!
<DoctorWhoNerd001> Tell me things about myself then!
<SilentPsycho> You're a 9-year old ban evader
<DoctorWhoNerd001> and...
<SilentPsycho> And an idiot

<frazzmeister> everytime i say something stupid, i wonder where white is......

|<-- Vie has left irc.modthesims2.com:8080 (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Vieb)))
=-= Vieb is now known as Vie
<Vie> Back
<whiterider> :)
<frazzmeister> front
<whiterider> left
<frazzmeister> right
<whiterider> purple
<Summer> north
<Cliff> sideways
<frazzmeister> green
<Cliff> south
<whiterider> penguin
<Cliff> east
<whiterider> b\nana
<Summer> west
<Cliff> PENGUIN
<whiterider> *banana
<frazzmeister> aardvark
<frazzmeister> apple
<Cliff> generic
<whiterider> eepit
<frazzmeister> mango
<Summer> gorilla!
<Cliff> viking
<whiterider> *meepit
<Cliff> penguin
<The_French_Sim> phone
<whiterider> hat
<frazzmeister> Zagreb
<Cliff> Velma
<whiterider> bing
<Summer> dress
<Cliff> Minto
<Summer> bong
<The_French_Sim> cheese
<whiterider> bong?
<Cliff> Bushey
<Summer> cake
<whiterider> lmao!
<whiterider> coke
<Summer> pepsi
<The_French_Sim> mouse
<Cliff> na
<Summer> cat
<Cliff> smile
<whiterider> cord
<frazzmeister> ougadougou
<Summer> forwn
<whiterider> Speel
<Summer> frown*
<Cliff> miss
<The_French_Sim> towel
<Summer> wheel
<whiterider> drown
<Cliff> angelica
<Summer> mister
<whiterider> brown
<Cliff> ing
<whiterider> green
<The_French_Sim> lemon
<Summer> cloth
<whiterider> poopie
<Summer> lime
<Summer> yellow
<Cliff> fire
<Summer> pee
<The_French_Sim> boobies
<Summer> water
<Summer> butt
<frazzmeister> random
<Cliff> tits
<Summer> ness
<whiterider> BOOBIES!!!!
<frazzmeister> word
<Summer> ness
<whiterider> ass
<Cliff> arse
<whiterider> wipe
<Summer> bastard..
<Cliff> ass
<frazzmeister> and such.
<The_French_Sim> turd
<whiterider> shit
<Summer> shit..
<Cliff> sandwich
<whiterider> :)
<Summer> meat
<Cliff> me
<whiterider> blt
<Summer> you
<Cliff> take
<Cliff> me
<Summer> me
<Cliff> on
<Cliff> a
<whiterider> cake
<Summer> lol
<Cliff> date
<Summer> with
<Summer> you
<Cliff> lol
<frazzmeister> this is my fault, isnt it?

<Cliff> now we can all be...
<frazzmeister> naked?
<whiterider> Bananas!!
* whiterider is now known as NakedWhiteBanana
* Cliff is now known as NakedBanana
<NakedWhiteBanana> :)
<NakedBanana> lol
<NakedBanana> you read my mind
<NakedWhiteBanana> Yes, yes I did

* GoldenSimmer is now known as GoldenShower
<Lethe> :|
<Lethe> dude
<Lethe> bad nick
<Pfhoenix> gross
<Anna> ihihihihihih
* Anna is laughing hysterically

<frazzmeister> she, he.. same thing... besides all that genitalia.....

<frazz|drunk> i need to pee.... if i dont return, i drowned, avenge my death by ecskploding your toilet.

Saria_Crossing> your pure evil white
<white|BHAV> :)
<white|BHAV> !cookie
* Chii passes white|BHAV a cookie :)
<Saria_Crossing> Chii?
<Saria_Crossing> what happend to foamy?
<white|BHAV> Delphy killed Foamy
<white|BHAV> And replaced him with a young blonde girl ;_;
* Lolli has quit (Ping timeout)
* Bunny|afk has quit (Quit: )
<Saria_Crossing> O__O why??
<photo> lalala
<white|BHAV> Because he's a horny old bastard!!

<Greenie> I have to go EAT.
<Cheesy> Ewww... don't you just hate that sensation when you throw up in you mouth a little?
<Greenie> EW.
<Cheesy> And then you burp, and you taste puke?
<Greenie> CHEESE!
<Greenie> I am about to EAT! EATTT!!!!
<Cheesy> Enjoy your meal!

Greenie|Piratey-Things> And if you buy 720 or more, theyre only 30 cents each!
<Greenie|Piratey-Things> xDD
<Cazzy-Tchan> SEVEN HUNDRED AND TWENTY?!
<Cazzy-Tchan> !!!!!
<Greenie|Piratey-Things> Ahahahaha.
<Jessica> what exactly would you do with over 700 piratey rubber duckies?

* Greenie is now known as Greenie|SmallChildren
<ChocolateCake> Greenie, what are you doing to small children?

* MizzKitty|Discombobulated taps her foot at her nerdy boyfriend and decides that because of the flowers alone he will get another half hour to wrap up his nerd session
<Safyre420> maybe you just need to talk to him like you're from the internet to get some food lol
<Targ> omg can I be in ur foodz lol?
<Safyre420> or "I can has fooz plz"
<Safyre420> foodz*
<Targ> I can has cheezburger
<Safyre420> or just go open the fridge and yell "I'm in ur fridge stealin ur foodz!"

<LilBrudder> Here:
<LilBrudder> <> !*''#
<LilBrudder> ^"`$$-
<LilBrudder> !*=@$_
<LilBrudder> %*<> ~#4
<LilBrudder> &[]../
<LilBrudder> |{,,SYSTEM HALTED
<LilBrudder> The poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, to wit:
[<LilBrudder> Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
<LilBrudder> Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
<LilBrudder> Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
<LilBrudder> Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
<LilBrudder> Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
<LilBrudder> Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH.

<leunammi> hi guys
<leunammi> hello
<leunammi> i need some help about the sims
<leunammi> anyone here
<leunammi> ??????????????????
<leunammi> ???????????????
<Jon> We don't give help here.
<Jon> We mock and tease.
<frazzmeister> also, we demand nudes.
<frazzmeister> hahah, you suck! now strip.
<frazzmeister> see.
<frazzmeister> we are truely horrible people.
<leunammi> ok

[15:06] * photo can hear the wind blowing over her head...
[15:06] <HystericalParoxysm> No, honey, that's... you need to close your legs.
[15:06] <whiterider> Or put some trousers on
[15:07] <HystericalParoxysm> Just don't go running in a skirt. The whistling noise would be deafening.
[15:08] <whiterider> It's ok! I have new jeans! I'm not deafened! :)
[15:08] <HystericalParoxysm> Did you put them on over your ears again hon?
[15:08] <whiterider> The waistlines this season are really high

<dana> im here with a promlem with my game sims2
<dana> pm?
<dana> what is?
<Jon|KanesWrath> dana: This isn't a help channel.
<HystericalParoxysm> dana - Use the Game Help section on MTS2.
<Zicon> dana: This is not a help channel.
<SilentPsycho> No help is givn in this chat
<HystericalParoxysm> Is there an echo in here?
<Jon|KanesWrath> Maybe.
<SilentPsycho> Slightly. :)
<Zicon> hystericalparoxysm: Yes.

* Longdaysend poofilates photo in a disturbing manner
* djones reads cookies as condoms...for some reason
<djones> poogasm!
<photo> roffle
<meshemmy> Dj, leave me alone now, please? :(
<cthru> oh, god deej :P
<Longdaysend> gee i wonder why deej
<djones> Protip, the neural chemicals released when you poo is the same as when you orgasm, just in different quantities
<cthru> I doubt LDE could eat condoms :P
<djones> So if you held in a poo for like...a week
<djones> it would be like a mini orgasm when you went
<Longdaysend> ...dj..no more fun facts please
<cthru> you'd have an orgasm? :P
<HystericalParoxysm> My niece only poops once a month, she says
* photo dies laughing
<djones> Now you know why!
<cthru> ehehehehe
<HystericalParoxysm> Didn't say anything about how awesome it is when she does though.
<Longdaysend> and now we have a poop discussion going on, thank you dj
<HystericalParoxysm> I told her she was full of shit. :D

<HystericalParoxysm> People seem to mistake me for a guy a lot. Probably because I type with my penis.

21:56 < writingemmy> Wait we're attaching a nozzle to Data's penis?
21:56 < Chii> Your magical love adventure begins now.

<Indycent> Omg i am so nervous
<Indycent> I dont know if i will get my upload rejected
* leefish rejects
<leefish> There ya go
<leefish> KIDDING
<Indycent> lol
<Indycent> your gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul
<leefish> always winter.
<leefish> NEVER Christmas.

[02:48am] <Inge> The only thing I ever heard about a ferret before is one came in through my friend's cat flap
[02:49am] <Inge> She stood there in horror until it went out again
[02:49am] <Bink13y> awhh a visiting ferret dignatary
[02:49am] <HystericalParoxysm> Ahhh, yes, she had a ferret inspector. Just making sure everything's properly silly, and then they'll be on their way.
[02:49am] <HystericalParoxysm> It's like the guy that comes to check the electrical meter once a month.

[13:28] <Durntdude> gimme a dollar
[13:28] * Durntdude was kicked by frazzmeister (a dollars worth of kickarse?)