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[10:29] * LadyIslay sits on Zicon's ass just to see if her ass will fit.
[10:29] <LadyIslay> er
[10:29] * HystericalParoxysm takes pics
[10:29] * LadyIslay sits on Zicon's DESK just to see if her ass will fit.
[10:29] * LadyIslay sits on Zicon's DESK just to see if her ass will fit while HystericalParoxysm takes photos and Jekyll looks on confused.
[10:29] <Jekyll> the weirdest mental image, you gave me
[10:30] <Jekyll> "in what position does she hope to achieve that?"
[10:30] <HystericalParoxysm> I guess if Zi like... goes on all fours and then puts her front down a little bit, and then Islay sort of sits on her ass...
[10:30] <LadyIslay> LOL
[10:30] <LadyIslay> no
[10:30] <LadyIslay> NO
[10:30] <LadyIslay> DESK!
[10:31] <HystericalParoxysm> You're just backpedaling! We know what you REALLY meant.
[10:31] <Zicon> Keep me out of your freak-ass fantasies.
[10:29] <LadyIslay> er
[10:29] * HystericalParoxysm takes pics
[10:29] * LadyIslay sits on Zicon's DESK just to see if her ass will fit.
[10:29] * LadyIslay sits on Zicon's DESK just to see if her ass will fit while HystericalParoxysm takes photos and Jekyll looks on confused.
[10:29] <Jekyll> the weirdest mental image, you gave me
[10:30] <Jekyll> "in what position does she hope to achieve that?"
[10:30] <HystericalParoxysm> I guess if Zi like... goes on all fours and then puts her front down a little bit, and then Islay sort of sits on her ass...
[10:30] <LadyIslay> LOL
[10:30] <LadyIslay> no
[10:30] <LadyIslay> NO
[10:30] <LadyIslay> DESK!
[10:31] <HystericalParoxysm> You're just backpedaling! We know what you REALLY meant.
[10:31] <Zicon> Keep me out of your freak-ass fantasies.
* Pescado loves hatemail.
<Delphy|Work> You *and* your cats Pescado
<Delphy|Work> and ur mom
<Delphy|Work> ps ur mom says it's lunch time and to come out the basement
<Delphy|Work> You *and* your cats Pescado
<Delphy|Work> and ur mom
<Delphy|Work> ps ur mom says it's lunch time and to come out the basement
<lewjen> can I ask, what causes a server split (or whatever it's called)?
<Davey> Dinosaurs
<Delphy> Interwebs lag, or a router in between failing, or some other issue
<Delphy> Or raptors in the pipes
<Davey> *nods*
<Cookiemonster> How would raptors be able to get into the pipes? o___O
<lewjen> big pipes
<Davey> Dinosaurs
<Delphy> Interwebs lag, or a router in between failing, or some other issue
<Delphy> Or raptors in the pipes
<Davey> *nods*
<Cookiemonster> How would raptors be able to get into the pipes? o___O
<lewjen> big pipes
<cthru> heya cthru
<Aychpee> fish-encrusted sphincterfarmer
<Chii> Today's fish is trout a la creme. enjoy your meal.
<Chii> Today's fish is trout a la creme. enjoy your meal.
<Loaf> sometimes, Pescado's rants really amuse me. he's like a 'my first conspiracy theorist' toy or something
<Loaf> wind him up and watch him go.
<Loaf> wind him up and watch him go.
<Loaf> hrm. need to work out what to do for dinner.
* SilentPsycho gives Loaf some of her roast beef
<Loaf> oooh.... god, that would be good right now
<SilentPsycho> With roast potatoes, Yorkshire puds, and gravy. :P
<Loaf> stop that :P
<Loaf> i think i have sweet potatoes to use up :/
<HugeLunatic> my husband put a roast in the crockpot
<Loaf> stop talking about lovely food =[
<Cookiemonster> We're having sweet & sour chicken
* SilentPsycho waves a bar of chocolate under Loaf's nose.
* Database drops http://dailyfoodporn.com into the chat. :3
* Djones just had fish and chips
<SilentPsycho> Oh...oh, oh, oh!
<SilentPsycho> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/java-buttercream-filled-double-chocolate-chip-macadamia-nut-cookie-sandwiches/
* Cookiemonster grabs them out of the picture and noms them
<SilentPsycho> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/hearty-lamb-bolognese-lasagna-with-gooey-mozzarella-creamy-ricotta-and-marinara/
<HugeLunatic> oh ... that looks amazing
<Database> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/date-and-cream-cheese-ice-cream-pine-nut-and-date-blondies-and-balsamic-reduction/
<HugeLunatic> oh ... sigh
<Cookiemonster> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/creamy-peanut-butter-cheesecake-with-rich-ganache/ <I think I just died a little inside
<SilentPsycho> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/creamy-peanut-butter-cheesecake-with-rich-ganache/
<HugeLunatic> I love ganache ...
<Loaf> STOP LINKING FOOD PORN TO THE HUNGRY PERSON WHO CAN'T USE THE KITCHEN BECAUSE HOUSEMATES ARE BEING DUCKS
<Loaf> >=[
* Database giggles.
<SilentPsycho> Ducks?
* SilentPsycho giggles.
<Loaf> ...dicks. bah.
* SilentPsycho gives Loaf some of her roast beef
<Loaf> oooh.... god, that would be good right now
<SilentPsycho> With roast potatoes, Yorkshire puds, and gravy. :P
<Loaf> stop that :P
<Loaf> i think i have sweet potatoes to use up :/
<HugeLunatic> my husband put a roast in the crockpot
<Loaf> stop talking about lovely food =[
<Cookiemonster> We're having sweet & sour chicken
* SilentPsycho waves a bar of chocolate under Loaf's nose.
* Database drops http://dailyfoodporn.com into the chat. :3
* Djones just had fish and chips
<SilentPsycho> Oh...oh, oh, oh!
<SilentPsycho> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/java-buttercream-filled-double-chocolate-chip-macadamia-nut-cookie-sandwiches/
* Cookiemonster grabs them out of the picture and noms them
<SilentPsycho> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/hearty-lamb-bolognese-lasagna-with-gooey-mozzarella-creamy-ricotta-and-marinara/
<HugeLunatic> oh ... that looks amazing
<Database> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/date-and-cream-cheese-ice-cream-pine-nut-and-date-blondies-and-balsamic-reduction/
<HugeLunatic> oh ... sigh
<Cookiemonster> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/creamy-peanut-butter-cheesecake-with-rich-ganache/ <I think I just died a little inside
<SilentPsycho> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/creamy-peanut-butter-cheesecake-with-rich-ganache/
<HugeLunatic> I love ganache ...
<Loaf> STOP LINKING FOOD PORN TO THE HUNGRY PERSON WHO CAN'T USE THE KITCHEN BECAUSE HOUSEMATES ARE BEING DUCKS
<Loaf> >=[
* Database giggles.
<SilentPsycho> Ducks?
* SilentPsycho giggles.
<Loaf> ...dicks. bah.
<Database> It's a fairly common fetish, apparently.
<Database> If somewhat painful.
<elpemmy> gearstick sex or car crash fetish?
<HystericalParoxysm> Jesus christ this chat is way too educational
<HystericalParoxysm> In the WORST way
<Database> One of the main reasons I like it here, HP XD
<Database> The shit I learn from you guys.
<Database> Some of it's actually useful.
<HystericalParoxysm> And some of it makes you completely unable to ever look at a pineapple the same way again.
<Database> If somewhat painful.
<elpemmy> gearstick sex or car crash fetish?
<HystericalParoxysm> Jesus christ this chat is way too educational
<HystericalParoxysm> In the WORST way
<Database> One of the main reasons I like it here, HP XD
<Database> The shit I learn from you guys.
<Database> Some of it's actually useful.
<HystericalParoxysm> And some of it makes you completely unable to ever look at a pineapple the same way again.
<CaptainParoxysm> Emino - Have you checked your crotch lately? Are you sure you haven't grown a vagina?
<SirEmino> nah
<SirEmino> or else my apartment would be cleaner
<CaptainParoxysm> ... because you would pick up the clutter using your brand new vagina?
<Database> vaginavacuum?
<Frenchie> Vac-gina.
<Database> SCHLORP
<SirEmino> nah
<SirEmino> or else my apartment would be cleaner
<CaptainParoxysm> ... because you would pick up the clutter using your brand new vagina?
<Database> vaginavacuum?
<Frenchie> Vac-gina.
<Database> SCHLORP
<FurryPanda> white, is that link safe
<Djones> God no
<Djones> It's a giant vagina
<whiterider> It depends on how perceptive those around you are
<renske> giant vaginas are unsafe?
<whiterider> There are no *actual* vaginas involved
<FurryPanda> take that as a no
<Djones> renske, bigger surface area
<renske> i think giant vaginas are benign beings
<Djones> More risk of accidental you know
<renske> accidental what?
<renske> falling into it and drowning?
<Djones> projectile spunking
<FurryPanda> shklurching
<whiterider> Accidental vaginal nommage
<Djones> I'm not sure I want to continue this conversation
<renske> well at least you'll have a womb with a view
<Djones> God no
<Djones> It's a giant vagina
<whiterider> It depends on how perceptive those around you are
<renske> giant vaginas are unsafe?
<whiterider> There are no *actual* vaginas involved
<FurryPanda> take that as a no
<Djones> renske, bigger surface area
<renske> i think giant vaginas are benign beings
<Djones> More risk of accidental you know
<renske> accidental what?
<renske> falling into it and drowning?
<Djones> projectile spunking
<FurryPanda> shklurching
<whiterider> Accidental vaginal nommage
<Djones> I'm not sure I want to continue this conversation
<renske> well at least you'll have a womb with a view
<Lethe> i've played with dicks before
<Lethe> metaphorical ones
<renske> :|
<Lethe> actually, real ones too
<Lethe> nevermind
<renske> nono
<renske> let's explore this train of thought
<Lethe> metaphorical ones
<renske> :|
<Lethe> actually, real ones too
<Lethe> nevermind
<renske> nono
<renske> let's explore this train of thought
<renske> maybe his brain is in his tiny e-peen and that's why he's a bit... speshul.
<Frenchie> :D
<Frenchie> You girls :3
<renske> ohai :| i keep forgetting that this is not #talkwithyourvagina
<renske> ohh god... that would be a HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE
<renske> you look down in the shower and you hear 'OHAAAAI!'
<renske> and during sex you'd hear 'OM NOM NOM'
<cthru> well if a vagina could talk, a penis should be able to do the same
<Aychpee> They can.
<Aychpee> The hole on the end is a bit slit-like. You can totally make it talk.
<Aychpee> And if you pull the foreskin forward at the same time it looks like a talking sand worm
<Aychpee> "omnomnom teh spice must flow... FROM MY BALLS!"
<Loaf> ...
<Aychpee> Oh, don't you elipses at me young lady it's not like you've never tried to make a dick talk.
<Loaf> i haven't!
<Aychpee> Tell me you've at least tried to make your twatflaps talk.
<Loaf> ...nope
<Aychpee> Damn woman.
<Aychpee> Genital puppetry is one of the great things about being human and you're missing out, big time.
<renske> ...i've tried to make a yin yang sign with my boobs
<renske> does that count?
<Frenchie> :D
<Frenchie> You girls :3
<renske> ohai :| i keep forgetting that this is not #talkwithyourvagina
<renske> ohh god... that would be a HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE
<renske> you look down in the shower and you hear 'OHAAAAI!'
<renske> and during sex you'd hear 'OM NOM NOM'
<cthru> well if a vagina could talk, a penis should be able to do the same
<Aychpee> They can.
<Aychpee> The hole on the end is a bit slit-like. You can totally make it talk.
<Aychpee> And if you pull the foreskin forward at the same time it looks like a talking sand worm
<Aychpee> "omnomnom teh spice must flow... FROM MY BALLS!"
<Loaf> ...
<Aychpee> Oh, don't you elipses at me young lady it's not like you've never tried to make a dick talk.
<Loaf> i haven't!
<Aychpee> Tell me you've at least tried to make your twatflaps talk.
<Loaf> ...nope
<Aychpee> Damn woman.
<Aychpee> Genital puppetry is one of the great things about being human and you're missing out, big time.
<renske> ...i've tried to make a yin yang sign with my boobs
<renske> does that count?
<&Lethe> you talked about my climb towards the grave? o.O
<renske> yeah isnt that more like a descent?
<Renewableemmy> rofl
<&Lethe> THATS NOT THE POINT
<renske> yeah isnt that more like a descent?
<Renewableemmy> rofl
<&Lethe> THATS NOT THE POINT
<Tom> Im gonna redo it.
<DalShake> yep, sucktastic
<Tom> reckon I should redo it?
<DalShake> i was just saying how much i hated that house
<Tom> like.. its so cold.. and spacious.. its just too wierd.
<DalShake> like HL's vagina
<DalShake> *badum tish*
<fanseelamb> wow
<DalShake> yep, sucktastic
<Tom> reckon I should redo it?
<DalShake> i was just saying how much i hated that house
<Tom> like.. its so cold.. and spacious.. its just too wierd.
<DalShake> like HL's vagina
<DalShake> *badum tish*
<fanseelamb> wow
<SickPsycho> Lethe, PC is on the route to recovery! :D
<Lethe> wooooooo
<SickPsycho> Tech Guy discovered what might have been causing my problem.
<Renske> haii
<Renske> ooh ooh did he short out your circuits?
<Renske> hm?
<SickPsycho> :P
* Lethe snorts
<Renske> poked his screw driver in your case?
* SickPsycho pushes Renske back into the gutter where she belongs
<Renske> hm?
<Renske> :D
<Lethe> plugged your sockets
<Renske> i make this gutter look good.
<SickPsycho> :P
<SickPsycho> Nahh, he just discovered the minor fact that my PC core was running at 88 Degrees.
<Lethe> but his sata in your hard drive
<Lethe> power up your cpu
<Renske> ah you were so hot you really needed a good fanning?
<SickPsycho> Yep. ;P
<Renske> :D
<Djones> fannying
<Renske> THANK you.
<Djones> Quite welcome.
<Lethe> this conversation, had by three women
<Lethe> would make people over at slashdot die in a pool of geeky orgasm
<SickPsycho> Heheheh
<Lethe> we wield such power
<Lethe> wooooooo
<SickPsycho> Tech Guy discovered what might have been causing my problem.
<Renske> haii
<Renske> ooh ooh did he short out your circuits?
<Renske> hm?
<SickPsycho> :P
* Lethe snorts
<Renske> poked his screw driver in your case?
* SickPsycho pushes Renske back into the gutter where she belongs
<Renske> hm?
<Renske> :D
<Lethe> plugged your sockets
<Renske> i make this gutter look good.
<SickPsycho> :P
<SickPsycho> Nahh, he just discovered the minor fact that my PC core was running at 88 Degrees.
<Lethe> but his sata in your hard drive
<Lethe> power up your cpu
<Renske> ah you were so hot you really needed a good fanning?
<SickPsycho> Yep. ;P
<Renske> :D
<Djones> fannying
<Renske> THANK you.
<Djones> Quite welcome.
<Lethe> this conversation, had by three women
<Lethe> would make people over at slashdot die in a pool of geeky orgasm
<SickPsycho> Heheheh
<Lethe> we wield such power
yes it's long, but the wtf-factor is epic.
<frazzmeister> twat != raspberry gun.
<Gangreless> you never know until you try
<darkwytche> O.o thank you Frazzie for that imagery
<Gangreless> you'd have an extra edge in a food fight, no one would be expecting you!
<darkwytche> Hate asparagus.
<frazzmeister> anytime DW
<emino|home> mmm durian
<frazzmeister> thats just the problem, they WOULD be expecting me...
<darkwytche> :)
<Renske_> i dont think raspberries are sturdy enough to be kegel'd out of your vag.
<frazzmeister> emi sexes durians?
<darkwytche> frozen ones!
<Gangreless> you'd have to pick em before they're ripe
<Renske_> coooooold!
<Renske_> unripe raspberries D:
<emino|home> durians are TASTY!
<darkwytche> I had to google durian
<Renske_> well it's not like you'll eat them afterwards, so i guess it could work
<frazzmeister> and stinky.
<Renske_> orang utans eat durians.
<Renske_> emi shoves them up his butt?
<Renske_> they're huge!
<frazzmeister> ow.
<emino|home> its native food here
<darkwytche> orangutans eat their own feces
<Gangreless> now i gotta google durians...
<Renske_> hamsters too.
<emino|home> its really delicious
<Renske_> i bet it is, emy
<Renske_> emi
<darkwytche> durian or feces emi?
<Renske_> if you're 'trained' for it.
<emino|home> but dutchman and englishman hates it
<Renske_> :D
<Renske_> all dutchmen hate the durian?
<frazzmeister> It is tasty, as long as you can't smell it.
<emino|home> they felt dizzy with the spell
<Renske_> or are we talking about a specific dutchman?
<Renske_> wuh... wat?
<emino|home> pussies :P
<darkwytche> durians smell?
<emino|home> smell*
<Renske_> pussies are tasty as long as you can't smell it?
<frazzmeister> they smell awful
<emino|home> they have strong smells
<Shel|zomgsims> Like fish
<Gangreless> flying dutchman?
<emino|home> its not awful
<frazzmeister> that too.....
<emino|home> its delicious
<Renske_> shel: actually not true.
<Shel|zomgsims> I know
<Gangreless> apparently they smell like compost
<Shel|zomgsims> Just spouting nonsense
<Renske_> pussies?
<Shel|zomgsims> Compost?
<Shel|zomgsims> Ew
<emino|home> compost?
<Gangreless> durians
<Shel|zomgsims> Well, I'll go sniff a pussy, then get back to you
<emino|home> nothing like it
<darkwytche> urrr so confused urrrr
<Shel|zomgsims> Lol dw
<darkwytche> something smells...
<frazzmeister> more like sewage i'd say//
<Renske_> fishy?
<Gangreless> I definitely couldn't eat it then
<darkwytche> Fishy sewage fruit
<Shel|zomgsims> :P
<frazzmeister> I want those goldfish biscuits now....
<darkwytche> O.o
<Renske_> shel: go sniff a durian instead. those wont press charges.
<Gangreless> ha
<Shel|zomgsims> Hehe, true
<emino|home> bah, i should've done my laundry over the weekend
<Shel|zomgsims> But what's a durian?
<Renske_> rofl
<Renske_> i love this conversation.
<darkwytche> a fruit of some kind
<Gangreless> seriously?
<Shel|zomgsims> Ahhh
<emino|home> sniffing a number of work clothes to see whether its wearable is shit
<Renske_> gangre: oh yes.
<darkwytche> I did mine today emi, just need to iron
<Gangreless> at least two of us in here said we were googling durian
<darkwytche> emi do the laundry dude!
<Renske_> emi: why? is there pussy/durian on it?
<Shel|zomgsims> :P
<frazzmeister> most likely durian..
<Renske_> yeahhhh.
<Gangreless> That settles it, I am now officially calling pussies "durians"
<emino|home> theres jizz on some of it if you insist on knowing :P
<Renske_> D:
<Shel|zomgsims> What about fetishes....what are your opiniuons on those?
<Shel|zomgsims> opinions*
<frazzmeister> theres jizz on the durian?
<Renske_> opunions?
<Shel|zomgsims> Opionions*
<frazzmeister> oh no.
<Shel|zomgsims> FUCK
<Gangreless> still fail
<Renske_> aww you jizzed on the durians?
<Shel|zomgsims> Opinions*
<darkwytche> Durian jizz
<frazzmeister> DO NOT ASK RENSKES OPUNIONS
<Renske_> aw?
<Renske_> but but...
<Shel|zomgsims> This whole jizz on the durian thing is making me shed tears of laughter
<Gangreless> No more giving opunion jobs for you, ren
<darkwytche> Theres bound to be a website for that - jizzing on durians
<frazzmeister> it's not punday there yet is it?
<Renske_> punday is over.
<Renske_> but for me, every day is punday.
<darkwytche> Monday here
<emino|home> finally
<emino|home> find one without jizz, durian or pussiejuice
<Renske_> \o/
<Renske_> victory!
<darkwytche> woot!
<frazzmeister> ...wait, it's monday?
<frazzmeister> twat != raspberry gun.
<Gangreless> you never know until you try
<darkwytche> O.o thank you Frazzie for that imagery
<Gangreless> you'd have an extra edge in a food fight, no one would be expecting you!
<darkwytche> Hate asparagus.
<frazzmeister> anytime DW
<emino|home> mmm durian
<frazzmeister> thats just the problem, they WOULD be expecting me...
<darkwytche> :)
<Renske_> i dont think raspberries are sturdy enough to be kegel'd out of your vag.
<frazzmeister> emi sexes durians?
<darkwytche> frozen ones!
<Gangreless> you'd have to pick em before they're ripe
<Renske_> coooooold!
<Renske_> unripe raspberries D:
<emino|home> durians are TASTY!
<darkwytche> I had to google durian
<Renske_> well it's not like you'll eat them afterwards, so i guess it could work
<frazzmeister> and stinky.
<Renske_> orang utans eat durians.
<Renske_> emi shoves them up his butt?
<Renske_> they're huge!
<frazzmeister> ow.
<emino|home> its native food here
<darkwytche> orangutans eat their own feces
<Gangreless> now i gotta google durians...
<Renske_> hamsters too.
<emino|home> its really delicious
<Renske_> i bet it is, emy
<Renske_> emi
<darkwytche> durian or feces emi?
<Renske_> if you're 'trained' for it.
<emino|home> but dutchman and englishman hates it
<Renske_> :D
<Renske_> all dutchmen hate the durian?
<frazzmeister> It is tasty, as long as you can't smell it.
<emino|home> they felt dizzy with the spell
<Renske_> or are we talking about a specific dutchman?
<Renske_> wuh... wat?
<emino|home> pussies :P
<darkwytche> durians smell?
<emino|home> smell*
<Renske_> pussies are tasty as long as you can't smell it?
<frazzmeister> they smell awful
<emino|home> they have strong smells
<Shel|zomgsims> Like fish
<Gangreless> flying dutchman?
<emino|home> its not awful
<frazzmeister> that too.....
<emino|home> its delicious
<Renske_> shel: actually not true.
<Shel|zomgsims> I know
<Gangreless> apparently they smell like compost
<Shel|zomgsims> Just spouting nonsense
<Renske_> pussies?
<Shel|zomgsims> Compost?
<Shel|zomgsims> Ew
<emino|home> compost?
<Gangreless> durians
<Shel|zomgsims> Well, I'll go sniff a pussy, then get back to you
<emino|home> nothing like it
<darkwytche> urrr so confused urrrr
<Shel|zomgsims> Lol dw
<darkwytche> something smells...
<frazzmeister> more like sewage i'd say//
<Renske_> fishy?
<Gangreless> I definitely couldn't eat it then
<darkwytche> Fishy sewage fruit
<Shel|zomgsims> :P
<frazzmeister> I want those goldfish biscuits now....
<darkwytche> O.o
<Renske_> shel: go sniff a durian instead. those wont press charges.
<Gangreless> ha
<Shel|zomgsims> Hehe, true
<emino|home> bah, i should've done my laundry over the weekend
<Shel|zomgsims> But what's a durian?
<Renske_> rofl
<Renske_> i love this conversation.
<darkwytche> a fruit of some kind
<Gangreless> seriously?
<Shel|zomgsims> Ahhh
<emino|home> sniffing a number of work clothes to see whether its wearable is shit
<Renske_> gangre: oh yes.
<darkwytche> I did mine today emi, just need to iron
<Gangreless> at least two of us in here said we were googling durian
<darkwytche> emi do the laundry dude!
<Renske_> emi: why? is there pussy/durian on it?
<Shel|zomgsims> :P
<frazzmeister> most likely durian..
<Renske_> yeahhhh.
<Gangreless> That settles it, I am now officially calling pussies "durians"
<emino|home> theres jizz on some of it if you insist on knowing :P
<Renske_> D:
<Shel|zomgsims> What about fetishes....what are your opiniuons on those?
<Shel|zomgsims> opinions*
<frazzmeister> theres jizz on the durian?
<Renske_> opunions?
<Shel|zomgsims> Opionions*
<frazzmeister> oh no.
<Shel|zomgsims> FUCK
<Gangreless> still fail
<Renske_> aww you jizzed on the durians?
<Shel|zomgsims> Opinions*
<darkwytche> Durian jizz
<frazzmeister> DO NOT ASK RENSKES OPUNIONS
<Renske_> aw?
<Renske_> but but...
<Shel|zomgsims> This whole jizz on the durian thing is making me shed tears of laughter
<Gangreless> No more giving opunion jobs for you, ren
<darkwytche> Theres bound to be a website for that - jizzing on durians
<frazzmeister> it's not punday there yet is it?
<Renske_> punday is over.
<Renske_> but for me, every day is punday.
<darkwytche> Monday here
<emino|home> finally
<emino|home> find one without jizz, durian or pussiejuice
<Renske_> \o/
<Renske_> victory!
<darkwytche> woot!
<frazzmeister> ...wait, it's monday?
<Lethe> "This is Bunny. Copy/Past Bunny in your sig and all over every post you make to annoy the hell out of moderators."
* Delphy takes off and nukes Bunny from orbit
<Lethe> the bloody things really do breed like rabbits
<HystericalParoxysm> "98% of teenagers have tried smoking pot. Copy-paste this line in your sig if you're one of the 2% of people who believes in imaginary statistics."
<Delphy> yeah I shold write a nifty piece of code that replaces them with something nasty
<Delphy> rofl I'm so doing a string replace on that
<HystericalParoxysm> You're quite whimsical sometimes. I likes it. :D
<Lethe> 98% of teenagers have never tried porn. Copy/paste this line in your sig if you haven't been able to crack the parental lock on your pc.
<Delphy> Hrm according to the database only 1 person has that 98% sig
<Delphy> the other is
<Delphy> 80-something% or teenagers have tried smoking pot, if youre anooyed by hearing this all the time, copy and paste this into your sig.
* Delphy takes off and nukes Bunny from orbit
<Lethe> the bloody things really do breed like rabbits
<HystericalParoxysm> "98% of teenagers have tried smoking pot. Copy-paste this line in your sig if you're one of the 2% of people who believes in imaginary statistics."
<Delphy> yeah I shold write a nifty piece of code that replaces them with something nasty
<Delphy> rofl I'm so doing a string replace on that
<HystericalParoxysm> You're quite whimsical sometimes. I likes it. :D
<Lethe> 98% of teenagers have never tried porn. Copy/paste this line in your sig if you haven't been able to crack the parental lock on your pc.
<Delphy> Hrm according to the database only 1 person has that 98% sig
<Delphy> the other is
<Delphy> 80-something% or teenagers have tried smoking pot, if youre anooyed by hearing this all the time, copy and paste this into your sig.
<Lizzie> How do you make sextuplets
<HystericalParoxysm> Well, first you have a mommy and a daddy...
<JK11> lol
<Lizzie> Yeah
<Lizzie> lol
<HystericalParoxysm> And the mommy and the daddy love each other very, very much...
<JK11> And then 6 storks come!
<Lizzie> OK!!!!!!!! I MEAN ON THE GAME
<HystericalParoxysm> But try as they might, they can't make a baby! So they go to the baby doctor...
<JK11> You buy the stork item
<HystericalParoxysm> Ohhh, the game? Yeah, for that you need to search the forums. :)
<Niceguy> Lmao
<JK11> And you click Summon...
<Lizzie> Ok
<Lizzie> ok
<JK11> Then you click 6 Babies
<HystericalParoxysm> Well, first you have a mommy and a daddy...
<JK11> lol
<Lizzie> Yeah
<Lizzie> lol
<HystericalParoxysm> And the mommy and the daddy love each other very, very much...
<JK11> And then 6 storks come!
<Lizzie> OK!!!!!!!! I MEAN ON THE GAME
<HystericalParoxysm> But try as they might, they can't make a baby! So they go to the baby doctor...
<JK11> You buy the stork item
<HystericalParoxysm> Ohhh, the game? Yeah, for that you need to search the forums. :)
<Niceguy> Lmao
<JK11> And you click Summon...
<Lizzie> Ok
<Lizzie> ok
<JK11> Then you click 6 Babies
<Delphy> We are the borg.
<LyricLee> i can do that for you jk
<JK11> I'm fine
<LyricLee> Resistance is futile
<Delphy> Lower your shields and surrender your ships
* JK11 surrenders the nude pic ship
<suceress> All your base are belong to us.
<LyricLee> i can do that for you jk
<JK11> I'm fine
<LyricLee> Resistance is futile
<Delphy> Lower your shields and surrender your ships
* JK11 surrenders the nude pic ship
<suceress> All your base are belong to us.
<Lethe|noimnot> it's 'kick jk11 day
<JK11> yay
<Lethe|noimnot> :)
* JK11 hides behind Catf|sh
<-- whiterider has kicked JK11 from #social (Pie!! Again!)
--> JK11 (JK11@mts2-F5CBDE52.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) has joined #social
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<whiterider> I'll stop now...
<-- Delphy has kicked JK11 from #social (Custard)
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* SilentPsycho tries to kick JK11 in the groin
--> JK11 (JK11@mts2-F5CBDE52.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) has joined #social
<JK11> w00t
* SilentPsycho tries to kick JK11 in the groin
<-- Delphy has kicked JK11 from #social (Savoury stuff)
--> JK11 (JK11@mts2-F5CBDE52.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) has joined #social
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--> JK11 (JK11@mts2-F5CBDE52.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) has joined #social
<-- Delphy has kicked JK11 from #social (peas)
<SilentPsycho> Heheheh
--> JK11 (JK11@mts2-F5CBDE52.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) has joined #social
<Lyric> lol
<-- Delphy has kicked JK11 from #social (ENGLAND FTW)
--- Foamy sets ban on *!*@mts2-F5CBDE52.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net
<SilentPsycho> Mushy peas!
<Delphy> rofl
<Lethe|noimnot> foamy
<Lethe|noimnot> you bastard
<SimKitty1221> jesus...
<Delphy> yay foamy
<SimKitty1221> you guys are nuts!
<Lethe|noimnot> yes
* SilentPsycho falls over giggling
<Lethe|noimnot> yes we are
* Delphy falls off chair laughing
<Lethe|noimnot> read the topic
<Nurrah> SimKitty1221, welcome to #Social
<JK11> yay
<Lethe|noimnot> :)
* JK11 hides behind Catf|sh
<-- whiterider has kicked JK11 from #social (Pie!! Again!)
--> JK11 (JK11@mts2-F5CBDE52.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) has joined #social
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<whiterider> I'll stop now...
<-- Delphy has kicked JK11 from #social (Custard)
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* SilentPsycho tries to kick JK11 in the groin
--> JK11 (JK11@mts2-F5CBDE52.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) has joined #social
<JK11> w00t
* SilentPsycho tries to kick JK11 in the groin
<-- Delphy has kicked JK11 from #social (Savoury stuff)
--> JK11 (JK11@mts2-F5CBDE52.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) has joined #social
<-- Delphy has kicked JK11 from #social (zomg groin)
--> JK11 (JK11@mts2-F5CBDE52.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) has joined #social
<-- Delphy has kicked JK11 from #social (peas)
<SilentPsycho> Heheheh
--> JK11 (JK11@mts2-F5CBDE52.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) has joined #social
<Lyric> lol
<-- Delphy has kicked JK11 from #social (ENGLAND FTW)
--- Foamy sets ban on *!*@mts2-F5CBDE52.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net
<SilentPsycho> Mushy peas!
<Delphy> rofl
<Lethe|noimnot> foamy
<Lethe|noimnot> you bastard
<SimKitty1221> jesus...
<Delphy> yay foamy
<SimKitty1221> you guys are nuts!
<Lethe|noimnot> yes
* SilentPsycho falls over giggling
<Lethe|noimnot> yes we are
* Delphy falls off chair laughing
<Lethe|noimnot> read the topic
<Nurrah> SimKitty1221, welcome to #Social
<missangelica> It's a good luck cat.
<missangelica> The Japanese put it close to their front doors.
<BinkBath> those cat atatues are used in Asian businesses to attract costimers
<Oriana> coolies
<missangelica> The gold ones mean good fortune if I remember correctly..
<BinkBath> the white one means sushi :D
<missangelica> lol
* whiterider pokes Bink
<whiterider> You're as bad as JK...
<missangelica> Don't say that about Bink. ;____;
<missangelica> No one wants to be JK.. even JK!
<whiterider> rofl
<whiterider> I meant setting off my highlight when I'm doing stuff!!
<whiterider> My own fault, I know
<missangelica> The Japanese put it close to their front doors.
<BinkBath> those cat atatues are used in Asian businesses to attract costimers
<Oriana> coolies
<missangelica> The gold ones mean good fortune if I remember correctly..
<BinkBath> the white one means sushi :D
<missangelica> lol
* whiterider pokes Bink
<whiterider> You're as bad as JK...
<missangelica> Don't say that about Bink. ;____;
<missangelica> No one wants to be JK.. even JK!
<whiterider> rofl
<whiterider> I meant setting off my highlight when I'm doing stuff!!
<whiterider> My own fault, I know
http://www.demusedsims.com/images/delphysparts.jpg
<viromancy> Core 2 Duo E6700 (overclocked), 2 GB DDR2 SDRAM 800MHz (overclocked), 2x500 GB SATA-300 striped RAID, neon cables...oh, I get hard just thinking about it :P
<Kelly> ZOMG VIRO
<whiterider> Yesh, but I have an MTS2 mousemat :)
<Kelly> ZOMG VIRO
<whiterider> Yesh, but I have an MTS2 mousemat :)
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<jadey> hi
<jadey> hello sims 2 fans
<Lokain> whats sims2?
<ebbymac> :O
<jadey> sims 2 ?
<Lethe|testing> no one here plays sims 2
<jadey> what do yous play?
<Delphy> This is a chat for bigfoot lovers aka hairy people
<jadey> isnt this for sims 2
<Lokain_eatin> :P
<ebbymac> yes
<Cliff> nope boobies and okra
<viromancy> We do test lube and occasionally hack global BHAVs
<Lokain_eatin> I lub okra
<Delphy> rofl
<Lethe|testing> none of which have anything to do with sims
<Cliff> you lube okra.....
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<jadey> hi
<jadey> hello sims 2 fans
<Lokain> whats sims2?
<ebbymac> :O
<jadey> sims 2 ?
<Lethe|testing> no one here plays sims 2
<jadey> what do yous play?
<Delphy> This is a chat for bigfoot lovers aka hairy people
<jadey> isnt this for sims 2
<Lokain_eatin> :P
<ebbymac> yes
<Cliff> nope boobies and okra
<viromancy> We do test lube and occasionally hack global BHAVs
<Lokain_eatin> I lub okra
<Delphy> rofl
<Lethe|testing> none of which have anything to do with sims
<Cliff> you lube okra.....
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* curlybap glomps cok
<curlybap> roflmfao
<curlybap> *coke
<cokenasmile> nice freudian ;)
<curlybap> i don't even get it
<curlybap> *IT, that is
<curlybap> roflmfao
<curlybap> *coke
<cokenasmile> nice freudian ;)
<curlybap> i don't even get it
<curlybap> *IT, that is