#85 · added 25 March 2006 · vote up / 28 / vote down - from #help
<damato> what are vertices?
<Delphy> points in 3d space that connect polygons
<Delphy> you are only allowed to eat them if you are pacman.
* Lethe nods
<Lethe> no eating the vertices
<damato> oops.
<Delphy> You ate the vertices didn't you?
<Lethe> go see a doctor
* Delphy tuts
<Delphy> Drink lots of prune juice, take 2 aspirin and don't call me, ever
#289 · added 3 October 2006 · vote up / 27 / vote down - from #social
|<-- Medico has left irc.modthesims2.com:8080 (Quit: Punctuation is the difference between "I helped my Uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "i helped my uncle jack off a horse")
#1418 · added 8 October 2009 · vote up / 27 / vote down - from #social
[18:16] <ILov2Run> I'm a writer. It drives me nuts not to use caps, etc.
[18:17] <HystericalParoxysm> What kind of stuff do you write?
[18:17] <ILov2Run> I'm a romance writer.
[18:17] <ILov2Run> paranormal romance
[18:17] <HystericalParoxysm> So like... zombie fucking?
[18:17] <ILov2Run> mmm...yup
[18:18] * HystericalParoxysm makes a joke about stiffs, and then moves on
[18:18] <ILov2Run> Zombie's fuck?
[18:18] * Frenchie|Away has quit (Broken pipe)
[18:18] <Database> Frenchie doesn't like necrophillia.
[18:18] <HystericalParoxysm> He's French, they'll do -anything-.
[18:19] * HystericalParoxysm remembers that one conversation about a year back where Frenchie admitted to fucking a shoe
[18:19] <ILov2Run> A shoe? I'm sorry I missed that.
[18:19] <Database> me too.
[18:19] <Loaf> a...shoe?
[18:19] <Loaf> really?
[18:20] <HystericalParoxysm> Yeah. It gave him a lot of tongue, apparently.
[18:20] <Database> That was a TERRIBLE pun. XD
[18:20] <HystericalParoxysm> He totally ruined the relationship though. He was a real heel.
[18:20] <Database> DAMMIT HP. PUNDORA'S BOX.
[18:20] <HystericalParoxysm> It's okay though. She wasn't his sole mate.
[18:21] <HystericalParoxysm> Okay I think I'm done.
[18:21] * The_French_Sim (The_French@F775FBB7.8FD7CD5B.F81F1451.IP) has joined #social
[18:21] <HystericalParoxysm> HI SHOEFUCKER
#61 · added 17 March 2006 · vote up / 26 / vote down - from #social
<Kelly> Screw sims.
<PreciousAlly> Yeah
<PreciousAlly> Screw them
<Delphy|Away> I would screw them, but the hole in the CD is too small and I'd get stuck...
#98 · added 2 April 2006 · vote up / 26 / vote down - from #social
[15:34] <-- SuperFly has quit (Connection reset by peer)
[15:34] <Ginger> Did someone named Peer disconnect SuperFly?
[15:35] * Kelly cackles.
[15:35] <Ginger> Lol what?!
[15:35] <Ginger> I'm confused
[15:35] <Ginger> I'm new to this =]
[15:35] <Targeter> peer is a right meanie
[15:35] <Ginger> Who's peer?
[15:36] <Kelly> He's a really mean guy who disconnects the most unsuspecting people.
[15:37] <Kelly> You must always stay on your guard.
[15:37] <Kelly> For you never know when peer will get you.
[15:37] <Ginger> Are you serious.
[15:37] <Kelly> Dead serious
#247 · added 11 September 2006 · vote up / 26 / vote down - from #social
|<-- Cheeseisgood has left irc.modthesims2.com:8080 (Quit: Don't touch my hole!)
<Aicetickgotus> ...
<whiterider> .....
<whiterider> O.o
<missangelica> o.O
<whiterider> We really need to explain "innuendo" to that boy
#106 · added 8 April 2006 · vote up / 25 / vote down
(14:08:26) (&Moe) a fine day it is indeed!
(14:08:30) (&Moe) beautiful weather
(14:08:36) (&Moe) sun shining, birds chirping
(14:22:45) (~deadguy) GAH
(14:22:58) (~deadguy) fucking birds
(14:23:14) (~deadguy) tweeting all morning until the moment I wake up
(14:23:17) (~deadguy) bastards
#96 · added 2 April 2006 · vote up / 25 / vote down - from #help
<Blooper> how do i build a treehouse?
<Angel> well... you need wood and of course a tree...
<Angel> and nails, lots of them
<Blooper> i mean in the game....
<Angel> oh, i don't know
#180 · added 12 July 2006 · vote up / 25 / vote down - from #social
<Anonatopia> Im a he
<BinkBath> Anonatopia has boy parts?
<Annabanana> we don't believe, we want pics
<BinkBath> candid pix
<Anonatopia> No way
<Anonatopia> Is there another way to prove to you im a guy
<whiterider> Nope
<BinkBath> hmmmm....
<BinkBath> how does one prove in text what genitals they were born with...
<HystericalParoxysm> Push 'em up against the monitor glass and press print screen.
<Annabanana> XD
<whiterider> =P
<Annabanana> good hp
<Anonatopia> Ok
<P-epsi> if only that worked :P
<Anonatopia> Wait
<whiterider> Wait?
<whiterider> ...
<Anonatopia> No
<Anonatopia> No Pix
<HystericalParoxysm> Are we all just sitting around gaping like I am?
<whiterider> You tried the Print Screen thing?
<Anonatopia> Mabey...
* whiterider collapses in a mound of giggling lemonade-chokes...
#453 · added 26 January 2007 · vote up / 25 / vote down - from #social
[23:16] <Hunter240x> exploring what munchkin?
[23:17] <munchkinD|exploring> house, for my phone
[23:17] <Hunter240x> use another phone to call your own and make it ring
[23:17] <munchkinD|exploring> it could be almost anywhere, but so far, i've checked the kettle, the cupbaord with the teabags, where the milk is kept, underneath my keyboard and the sugar pot
[23:17] <HystericalParoxysm> I never look for anything.
[23:17] <HystericalParoxysm> I just sit quietly, clear my mind, and then get up and find it.
[23:17] <munchkinD|exploring> well you see
[23:18] <munchkinD|exploring> i have no idea where i put it
[23:18] <munchkinD|exploring> it could be anyways
[23:18] <munchkinD|exploring> anywheres* rather
[23:18] <HystericalParoxysm> Do you have something... like a big yellow container in your house somewhere?
[23:18] <HystericalParoxysm> Like a laundry basket or bin or something? Yellowish, low?
[23:18] <munchkinD|exploring> yes
[23:18] <HystericalParoxysm> It's somewhere in the room with that. Above it, I think. Maybe on a table or counter.
[23:18] <Hunter240x> HP's a psycic now?
[23:18] * munchkinD|exploring starts checking the room for secret cameras
[23:19] <HystericalParoxysm> If it's not above it, it's kind of... out from it, like... if you're standing facing it, back up about five feet, shift to the right, and look around there on a surface.
[23:19] <HystericalParoxysm> That's my guess anyway. :D
[23:19] <munchkinD|exploring> nice guess
[23:19] <munchkinD|exploring> it was next to a yellow wicker bin...
[23:19] <John> :O
[23:19] <BuboticBubonicTS2> freaky
[23:19] * munchkinD|exploring begins to fear Hp even more then before
#89 · added 26 March 2006 · vote up / 24 / vote down - from #social
<JJ> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
<JJ> $$$$$$
<JJ> sim cash
<JJ> cool
<JJ> $$$$$$
* JJ is going crazy with sim cash $$$$$$$
<JK11> that's not Sim cash
* JJ is playing The Sims 2 OFB!!!
<JK11> §§§§§§
<HystericalParoxysm> THAT'S sim cash.
<JJ> yes it is
<PreciousAlly> Isn't it ALT+123456789?
<JK11> I pressed ALT+F4
* JJ has quit (Quit: modthesims2.com)
#300 · added 9 October 2006 · vote up / 24 / vote down - from #social
--> hillariousgal (hillarious@mts2-33CC7359.range81-152.btcentralplus.com) has joined #social
<hillariousgal> hello i am a girl
<HystericalParoxysm> You don't seem that hillarious.
<hillariousgal> look up then
<HystericalParoxysm> I'm not laughing.
<hillariousgal> im not hysterical
<HystericalParoxysm> No, I'm Hysterical.
#871 · added 18 October 2007 · vote up / 24 / vote down - from #social
* SilentPsycho shreaks
<SilentPsycho> -typos
<Greenie> **shriek, I think.. Or ei.. I dunno.
<SilentPsycho> Just found out that my dissertation proposal is due in at the beginning of next week!
<Greenie> Shreeeeek might work. :p
<SilentPsycho> Eeeeeeeeeeep
<Viromancy> Silent Shreks?
<Delphy> SP: Write this
<Delphy> "I propose to write my dissertation. This is my proposal to write said dissertation. Thank you, SP"
<SilentPsycho> Heheheheh
* SilentPsycho hugs Delphy
<HystericalParoxysm> "I propose that YOU write my dissertation for me. Enclosed find $50 as an advance. Thanks, buddy!"
#265 · added 22 September 2006 · vote up / 23 / vote down - from #social
<frazzmeister> potato, can you spell "cat"?
<frazzmeister> potato?
<frazzmeister> photo
#1105 · added 16 October 2008 · vote up / 23 / vote down - from #social
<emspp> wow I can cause much dramas by spreading my legs...
...
<emspp> wait, that came out wrong
<frazzmeister> ....
<cthru> ems....
<frazzmeister> theres a right way for that to come out?
<VkToriA> lol
<cthru> close those legs...
<emspp> I meant...
<cthru> I know,I know
#1202 · added 24 January 2009 · vote up / 23 / vote down - from #social
<Chii> Don't have a nightmare about a fascist, acid covered retard madly screaming at a metal singer over a fat hell!
<TFZzzz> What the fuck?!
<Greenie> ... Seriously.
<TFZzzz> Chii, can't you say "Sweet dreams" like everyone else?
#213 · added 20 August 2006 · vote up / 22 / vote down - from #social
[17:28] <whiterider> lespaul, either you have viruses, or you got sold crap. Did your Dell come from B&Q?
[17:28] <lespaul> no we bought it through dell
[17:28] <whiterider> That's worse
[17:28] <CS-Sleeping> Laughing Out Loud
[17:28] <lespaul> well throught them online
[17:28] <frazzmeister> urrgh.
[17:28] <whiterider> Always buy Dells second-hand - at least then you know they used to work :D
[17:28] <BinkBath> most people forget to add gas to there Dell, thats why so few get to properly explode
[17:29] <Catf|sh> have them send you a new flux capacitor / warp core assembly
[17:29] <lespaul> i wouldnt know how to put it in
#419 · added 8 January 2007 · vote up / 22 / vote down
<Bunny> If cocksucking was an olympic sport we might actually win something
#909 · added 11 November 2007 · vote up / 22 / vote down - from #social
ChocolateCake> !sheep Jessica
<ChocolateCake> :(
* Database throws a sheep at Jessica.
<djones> hang on, datas the new bot?
<djones> !barrel of "love" Jessica
<Database> Does not cumpute.
<Database> Oh shit.
#991 · added 7 April 2008 · vote up / 22 / vote down - from #supersecretstaffchannel
<&CynicalChick> ahhh... such fun to wake up to a nasty pm
<&CynicalChick> he's going to be in for a nasty surprise... he kept saying this site is shit and everyone should go to sexy sims instead because it's better.
#1721 · added 24 June 2011 · vote up / 21 / vote down - from #SekritStaffChannel
<whiterider> \o
<Qbuilderz> One armed man cheering?
<speedfish> we rejected the other arm
<speedfish> was badly textured
#24 · added 16 March 2006 · vote up / 20 / vote down - from #social
<lyrikal> can u hav children in sims 2?
<Kelly> No.
<Kelly> All sims are sterile.
<lyrikal> yo that sucks
<lyrikal> but aint in the starting movie theres kids
<HystericalParoxysm> Yeah, lyrikal, but they didn't release them because they were buggy.
<lyrikal> damn sh1t
<lyrikal> dat sucks
<Kelly> I know.
<Kelly> Looks like you'll have to go back to Sims 1.
<ShadowDragon> yeah, and you can get help on that from irc.modthesims1.com
<Kelly> Or modyourpanties.com
<ShadowDragon> or pressing and holding alt and then F4 works too
<HystericalParoxysm> Yeah, that works especially well, ShadowDragon.
<lyrikal> i was mad as hell afta i got urbz
<lyrikal> now this 1 sucks cuz theres no kids
<HystericalParoxysm> lyrikal, the word is "after," not "afta."
<HystericalParoxysm> Please type out whole words here. It's against the rules to use that shorthand chatspeak stuff.
<lyrikal> yo u stupid prepy brat, leave me alone
<Kelly> Uh oh.
<lyrikal> i tlk how i wanna tlk
<Kelly> I feel a kick coming on.
<ShadowDragon> bye.. been nice knowing you
* lyrikal was kicked by HystericalParoxysm (Bug off.)
#881 · added 22 October 2007 · vote up / 20 / vote down - from #social
<frazzmeister> I just unbuttoned my pants... and a moth flew out...
#897 · added 3 November 2007 · vote up / 20 / vote down - from #social
* whiterider gives voice to Viromancy
<SilentPsycho> It's bad when I read that as 'whiterider gives head to Viromancy'
#130 · added 7 May 2006 · vote up / 19 / vote down - from #social
<Oriana> I have a dilima, should i have some tequila
<Oriana> even though i work early tomorrow?
<tigerlilley> yes
<tigerlilley> there is always a time for tequila
<Oriana> even if i work with kids?
<tigerlilley> ...
<tigerlilley> possibly not so much then