MTS2 Quotes Database

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<Aicetickgotus> ...
<whiterider> .....
<whiterider> O.o
<missangelica> o.O
<whiterider> We really need to explain "innuendo" to that boy

<frazzmeister> potato, can you spell "cat"?
<frazzmeister> potato?
<frazzmeister> photo

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ChocolateCake> !sheep Jessica
<ChocolateCake> :(
* Database throws a sheep at Jessica.
<djones> hang on, datas the new bot?
<djones> !barrel of "love" Jessica
<Database> Does not cumpute.
<Database> Oh shit.

(14:08:26) (&Moe) a fine day it is indeed!
(14:08:30) (&Moe) beautiful weather
(14:08:36) (&Moe) sun shining, birds chirping
(14:22:45) (~deadguy) GAH
(14:22:58) (~deadguy) fucking birds
(14:23:14) (~deadguy) tweeting all morning until the moment I wake up
(14:23:17) (~deadguy) bastards

<damato> what are vertices?
<Delphy> points in 3d space that connect polygons
<Delphy> you are only allowed to eat them if you are pacman.
* Lethe nods
<Lethe> no eating the vertices
<damato> oops.
<Delphy> You ate the vertices didn't you?
<Lethe> go see a doctor
* Delphy tuts
<Delphy> Drink lots of prune juice, take 2 aspirin and don't call me, ever

--> hillariousgal (hillarious@mts2-33CC7359.range81-152.btcentralplus.com) has joined #social
<hillariousgal> hello i am a girl
<HystericalParoxysm> You don't seem that hillarious.
<hillariousgal> look up then
<HystericalParoxysm> I'm not laughing.
<hillariousgal> im not hysterical
<HystericalParoxysm> No, I'm Hysterical.

* SilentPsycho shreaks
<SilentPsycho> -typos
<Greenie> **shriek, I think.. Or ei.. I dunno.
<SilentPsycho> Just found out that my dissertation proposal is due in at the beginning of next week!
<Greenie> Shreeeeek might work. :p
<SilentPsycho> Eeeeeeeeeeep
<Viromancy> Silent Shreks?
<Delphy> SP: Write this
<Delphy> "I propose to write my dissertation. This is my proposal to write said dissertation. Thank you, SP"
<SilentPsycho> Heheheheh
* SilentPsycho hugs Delphy
<HystericalParoxysm> "I propose that YOU write my dissertation for me. Enclosed find $50 as an advance. Thanks, buddy!"

[15:02]
<frazzmeister> shit, i am drunk, i think i just accidently signed up for facebook
* Database laughs.
<SilentPsycho> Heheheh, that is drunk!
<SilentPsycho> How can you accidentially sign up for Facebook?
<Database> WEll, you wouldn't do it deliberately, would you?
<frazzmeister> i don't know know, i clicked something... and there were boxes, so i wrote stuff in them
<frazzmeister> now suddenly i am at gmail, what happened?
<frazzmeister> i need to pee before i can deal with this.......

[16:02]
<frazzmeister> ok, why was i making a facebook profile?
<&Tikva> Because you were drunk
<frazzmeister> oh,... yeah, crap... i finally got it right too...
<frazzmeister> aww, i already has a freind, i am win.

[17:29]
<frazzmeister> wtf, i have a facebook.
<&whiterider> You noticed?
<SilentHM> Yes, you did that during the apple-eating earlier
<frazzmeister> yes.....
<frazzmeister> oh right..
<frazzmeister> why?

[17:28] <whiterider> lespaul, either you have viruses, or you got sold crap. Did your Dell come from B&Q?
[17:28] <lespaul> no we bought it through dell
[17:28] <whiterider> That's worse
[17:28] <CS-Sleeping> Laughing Out Loud
[17:28] <lespaul> well throught them online
[17:28] <frazzmeister> urrgh.
[17:28] <whiterider> Always buy Dells second-hand - at least then you know they used to work :D
[17:28] <BinkBath> most people forget to add gas to there Dell, thats why so few get to properly explode
[17:29] <Catf|sh> have them send you a new flux capacitor / warp core assembly
[17:29] <lespaul> i wouldnt know how to put it in

<Bunny> If cocksucking was an olympic sport we might actually win something

[18:16] <ILov2Run> I'm a writer. It drives me nuts not to use caps, etc.
[18:17] <HystericalParoxysm> What kind of stuff do you write?
[18:17] <ILov2Run> I'm a romance writer.
[18:17] <ILov2Run> paranormal romance
[18:17] <HystericalParoxysm> So like... zombie fucking?
[18:17] <ILov2Run> mmm...yup
[18:18] * HystericalParoxysm makes a joke about stiffs, and then moves on
[18:18] <ILov2Run> Zombie's fuck?
[18:18] * Frenchie|Away has quit (Broken pipe)
[18:18] <Database> Frenchie doesn't like necrophillia.
[18:18] <HystericalParoxysm> He's French, they'll do -anything-.
[18:19] * HystericalParoxysm remembers that one conversation about a year back where Frenchie admitted to fucking a shoe
[18:19] <ILov2Run> A shoe? I'm sorry I missed that.
[18:19] <Database> me too.
[18:19] <Loaf> a...shoe?
[18:19] <Loaf> really?
[18:20] <HystericalParoxysm> Yeah. It gave him a lot of tongue, apparently.
[18:20] <Database> That was a TERRIBLE pun. XD
[18:20] <HystericalParoxysm> He totally ruined the relationship though. He was a real heel.
[18:20] <Database> DAMMIT HP. PUNDORA'S BOX.
[18:20] <HystericalParoxysm> It's okay though. She wasn't his sole mate.
[18:21] <HystericalParoxysm> Okay I think I'm done.
[18:21] * The_French_Sim (The_French@F775FBB7.8FD7CD5B.F81F1451.IP) has joined #social
[18:21] <HystericalParoxysm> HI SHOEFUCKER

<JJ> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
<JJ> $$$$$$
<JJ> sim cash
<JJ> cool
<JJ> $$$$$$
* JJ is going crazy with sim cash $$$$$$$
<JK11> that's not Sim cash
* JJ is playing The Sims 2 OFB!!!
<JK11> §§§§§§
<HystericalParoxysm> THAT'S sim cash.
<JJ> yes it is
<PreciousAlly> Isn't it ALT+123456789?
<JK11> I pressed ALT+F4
* JJ has quit (Quit: modthesims2.com)

<Blooper> how do i build a treehouse?
<Angel> well... you need wood and of course a tree...
<Angel> and nails, lots of them
<Blooper> i mean in the game....
<Angel> oh, i don't know

<Anonatopia> Im a he
<BinkBath> Anonatopia has boy parts?
<Annabanana> we don't believe, we want pics
<BinkBath> candid pix
<Anonatopia> No way
<Anonatopia> Is there another way to prove to you im a guy
<whiterider> Nope
<BinkBath> hmmmm....
<BinkBath> how does one prove in text what genitals they were born with...
<HystericalParoxysm> Push 'em up against the monitor glass and press print screen.
<Annabanana> XD
<whiterider> =P
<Annabanana> good hp
<Anonatopia> Ok
<P-epsi> if only that worked :P
<Anonatopia> Wait
<whiterider> Wait?
<whiterider> ...
<Anonatopia> No
<Anonatopia> No Pix
<HystericalParoxysm> Are we all just sitting around gaping like I am?
<whiterider> You tried the Print Screen thing?
<Anonatopia> Mabey...
* whiterider collapses in a mound of giggling lemonade-chokes...

[23:16] <Hunter240x> exploring what munchkin?
[23:17] <munchkinD|exploring> house, for my phone
[23:17] <Hunter240x> use another phone to call your own and make it ring
[23:17] <munchkinD|exploring> it could be almost anywhere, but so far, i've checked the kettle, the cupbaord with the teabags, where the milk is kept, underneath my keyboard and the sugar pot
[23:17] <HystericalParoxysm> I never look for anything.
[23:17] <HystericalParoxysm> I just sit quietly, clear my mind, and then get up and find it.
[23:17] <munchkinD|exploring> well you see
[23:18] <munchkinD|exploring> i have no idea where i put it
[23:18] <munchkinD|exploring> it could be anyways
[23:18] <munchkinD|exploring> anywheres* rather
[23:18] <HystericalParoxysm> Do you have something... like a big yellow container in your house somewhere?
[23:18] <HystericalParoxysm> Like a laundry basket or bin or something? Yellowish, low?
[23:18] <munchkinD|exploring> yes
[23:18] <HystericalParoxysm> It's somewhere in the room with that. Above it, I think. Maybe on a table or counter.
[23:18] <Hunter240x> HP's a psycic now?
[23:18] * munchkinD|exploring starts checking the room for secret cameras
[23:19] <HystericalParoxysm> If it's not above it, it's kind of... out from it, like... if you're standing facing it, back up about five feet, shift to the right, and look around there on a surface.
[23:19] <HystericalParoxysm> That's my guess anyway. :D
[23:19] <munchkinD|exploring> nice guess
[23:19] <munchkinD|exploring> it was next to a yellow wicker bin...
[23:19] <John> :O
[23:19] <BuboticBubonicTS2> freaky
[23:19] * munchkinD|exploring begins to fear Hp even more then before

<emspp> wow I can cause much dramas by spreading my legs...
...
<emspp> wait, that came out wrong
<frazzmeister> ....
<cthru> ems....
<frazzmeister> theres a right way for that to come out?
<VkToriA> lol
<cthru> close those legs...
<emspp> I meant...
<cthru> I know,I know

<jammy945> My Laptops Shit To My Sims Game ONly Runs Fast Cause I ONly hAVE 3 gAMES On At A Time Sims 2 Sims 2 Open 4 Buissness And Pets
<HP|Skintone> Why Do You Type Like This?
<HP|Skintone> Are You a Newspaper?

* whiterider gives voice to Viromancy
<SilentPsycho> It's bad when I read that as 'whiterider gives head to Viromancy'

<Kelly> Screw sims.
<PreciousAlly> Yeah
<PreciousAlly> Screw them
<Delphy|Away> I would screw them, but the hole in the CD is too small and I'd get stuck...

<Oriana> I have a dilima, should i have some tequila
<Oriana> even though i work early tomorrow?
<tigerlilley> yes
<tigerlilley> there is always a time for tequila
<Oriana> even if i work with kids?
<tigerlilley> ...
<tigerlilley> possibly not so much then

* djones throws cazzy a / and throws her onto HystericalParoxysm
<Cazzy-Tchan> ...why am I being thrown onto poor unsuspecting Aychie?
<curlybap> ...righto
<HystericalParoxysm> Chatterbowling.
<HystericalParoxysm> It's the new thing.
* HystericalParoxysm topples obediently.
<Cazzy-Tchan> <3
<djones> yay, STRIKE
<Cazzy-Tchan> it's a STRIKE!

<ChocolateCake> Okay, I need some smart-ass things to put under "hobbies" for this information sheet...
<ChocolateCake> Anyone got any?
<Nouk> sitting
<SilentDrying> HP said something about it wasn't pruning properly or something
<ChocolateCake> Good one
<SilentDrying> Anime
<annay49> Typing
<Nouk> pointing
<ChocolateCake> That's not what I was looking for, SP :P
<Nouk> pointing inapropriately
<SilentDrying> Writing fake answers to stupid questions
<photo> AAAAAA WHO GAVE JESS A PAPER HAT!
<ChocolateCake> Rofl, Nouk
<annay49> I need some too but I need them in french
<Nouk> XD
<curly|php|bap> lol, photo...
<Jessica> lol i didnt even realize i still had it on
<photo> lol
* Jessica blames Delphy
<Nouk> jeessica
<SilentDrying> Annoying people
<Nouk> yes
<SilentDrying> Worshipping Lilith
<Nouk> blaming Delphy
<ChocolateCake> Blaming Delphy!
<Nouk> laming Canada
<SilentDrying> Lilith Pleasent.;)
<SilentDrying> Bush-bashing
<Jessica> yes Canada is to blame too
<bene> !cookie
* Chii passes bene a cookie :)
<Nouk> eating can i has cheesburghahr
<bene> WOOT
<SilentDrying> Paint-drying-watching
<Jessica> but its mostly Delphy
<bene> what did Delphy do?
<Nouk> Delphy did it all
<bene> xD
<Nouk> he took bene
<bene> :o
<SilentDrying> Delphy caused the fall of Man
<bene> he took Benny_Boy
<Nouk> Delphy made Pescado do thing with himself
<bene> now Bene took his place :D
<bene> o.o\
<Nouk> Delphy fed bene banana's and cheesebrugers
<SilentDrying> Delphy caused a star to implode
<SilentDrying> Delphy fired the Death Star
<Nouk> Delphy invented MacDonalds
<Nouk> and Iran
<Jessica> Delphy's going to kill you all

<&CynicalChick> ahhh... such fun to wake up to a nasty pm
<&CynicalChick> he's going to be in for a nasty surprise... he kept saying this site is shit and everyone should go to sexy sims instead because it's better.

<Chii> Don't have a nightmare about a fascist, acid covered retard madly screaming at a metal singer over a fat hell!
<TFZzzz> What the fuck?!
<Greenie> ... Seriously.
<TFZzzz> Chii, can't you say "Sweet dreams" like everyone else?