#253 · added 14 September 2006 · vote up / 14 / vote down - from #social
<whiterider> The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they're the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they...
<whiterider> ...conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, filling everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten raccoon. The raccoon is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
<whiterider> *killing
<SilentPsycho> Heheheheg
<SilentPsycho> -g
<SilentPsycho> I think I'm going to take a nap now.
--> Bunny (pornobunny@mts2-7F45CAD6.ipt.aol.com) has joined #social
<SilentPsycho> A ill Psycho is not a happy nor an active one
* Bunny waves
* SilentPsycho snuggles whitey and Bunny, then wanders off to bed
* whiterider huggles Silent
* whiterider doesn't wave at Bunny as rabbits do not exist