MTS2 Quotes Database

<Dimension> buddy of mine was so stoned, he was actually 3rd person for about an hour
<Pfhoenix> lol
<Dimension> he saw himself from above doing stufff
<Dimension> steering himself as if through some wireless controls
<Dimension> also, some other time he was puffing a blunt
<Dimension> and there was a huge moth caught in a spiderweb, struggling
<Dimension> so he goes over and blows a bit of smoke on her to calm her down
<Dimension> and she DIES
<Dimension> INSTANTLY
<Pfhoenix> you seem to remember alot about your 'friends' trip there...
<Dimension> thats because i was present
<Dimension> guy lived next door
<Dimension> and I used to be responsible for shaving his mohawk

<curlybap> i c\an't even remember the dong
<curlybap> *snog
<Safyre420> lol
<curlybap> *soing
<whiterider> *song

<Lethe|meshing> hullo fp
<Lethe|meshing> have some coffee
<Lethe|meshing> !coffee flyingpigeon
<Lethe|meshing> come on foamy
<flyingpigeon> :D
<flyingpigeon> Hi Lethe!
* Lethe|meshing kicks foamy
* Foamy gives flyingpigeon a cup of coffee. :)
<Lethe|meshing> kick start :)

<cokenasmile> ok guys stupid question here.... how/where do you make a pet?
<Catf|sh> ya see the papa pet and the moma pet... well... do stuff
<cokenasmile> bite me Catf|sh :)
<Catf|sh> rofl

<suceress> three little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke his head. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said...
<LyricLee> get the fuck off the bed you stupid monkeys

<preetygal> i dont caer if i selled that wrong!

<Oriana> my name wouldnt make much of a pr0n name either
<Tyler> course it would oriana
<Oriana> there is nothing pornographic about "Morgan"
<Tyler> there is a slut i know named morgan...
<frazzmiester> Morgan and her throbbing organ?

[23:37] <Safyre420|Pets> I really should learn to make my own hoods *nods*
[23:37] <Pffle|pics> there's a penis neighborhood... but it could be done better I think..
[23:38] <Pffle|pics> the vagina shaped neighborhood wasn't bad though
[23:38] <Safyre420|Pets> I saw that I wasn't impressed
[23:38] <Star|IGW> then it's realistic

<jordangirl1995> why wont my cars work
<Delphy> Did you gas them up?
<jordangirl1995> yes and i got the mesh and it wont work
<Delphy> I'd suggest checking the starter motor
<Delphy> Maybe replace the battery
<Delphy> If all else checks out, do a push start
<Delphy> Or call a qualified mechanic.
<jordangirl1995> i am talking about the sims 2 retard
<jordangirl1995> !
<Delphy> That's nice.
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<ooxlilyxoo> Where is everyone from?
<Kelly> minnesnowta
<Bunny> afghanistan
<whiterider> The Arcit Circle
<whiterider> *Arctic
<Kelly> hehee
<Bunny> Arctit
<Bunny> TIT
<whiterider> TIT!
<Kelly> TIT
<whiterider> XD
<Kelly> TIT TIT TIT TIT
<ooxlilyxoo> How old is everyone?
<ooxlilyxoo> lol
<whiterider> TITTIESECHS!!!!!
<Bunny> TIT
<Kelly> HAHAHHAA YOU SAYD SECHES
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<Kelly> SECHS
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<whiterider> HAHAHA YOU HAVE TITS!!
<Kelly> HAHHA NO I DONT
<Kelly> wait
<whiterider> TIIIIIIITS!!!!!
<Bunny> HUnter went for a hand shandy after all the TITSECHS talk
<whiterider> >:)
<Kelly> tittieeeeees
<Bunny> dirty
<Kelly> lol
<ooxlilyxoo> Ok it's dead... stop
<Kelly> no
<whiterider> No
<Kelly> titties are never dead
<whiterider> Tits
<whiterider> Tits
<whiterider> Tits
<whiterider> Tits
<Kelly> tititititititititit
<Bunny> titties
<Bunny> or tits
<Bunny> or titsicles?
<Bunny> hmmm
* whiterider tittiehugs Bunny and Kelly
<Kelly> woohoo!
<whiterider> TITTYTITTYTITTYTITTY!!!
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<whiterider> XD
<whiterider> IT WORKED!!
<Bunny> oops
<ooxlilyxoo> I don't blame you flutternothing
<whiterider> Why are we talking about tits again?

<missangelica|pets> Don't be hating HP. LOVE!
<HystericalParoxysm> Don't make me hit you.

<HP|Creating> Art? Philosophy? Literature? Hell no, this is #social, we talk about genitals!

<sebrof77> Hey how do you be a donky raping shit eater?
<sephy> well first you need a donkey

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<cokenasmile> hi iggi
<iggi> hello
<iggi> do you offer mental help?
<cokenasmile> sorry, no lol
<iggi> : /
<cokenasmile> uh, google?
<iggi> they all went insane before I could finish listing my issues

* The_French_Sim still hopes S2C and MTS2 won't disappear in a black hole of oblivion when TS3 is released
* HystericalParoxysm s'appelle maintenant HP|Oblivion

<missangelica> insimenator has an adult website?
<missangelica> o.O
<missangelica> yes.. no one answer me.
<missangelica> I know your game.
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<missangelica> I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER! OMEG
<flyingpigeon> Uh... nothing, Miss.
<MissHollyBeE> hi
<missangelica> I got my eye on you FP.
<missangelica> I'LL WATCH YOU BREAK.
<flyingpigeon> ...
<missangelica> o.o
<flyingpigeon> O.o

<Cliff> umm is that a tampon in the nostril
<LyricLee> he got wasted i got colaterol

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<hillariousgal> hello i am a girl
<HystericalParoxysm> You don't seem that hillarious.
<hillariousgal> look up then
<HystericalParoxysm> I'm not laughing.
<hillariousgal> im not hysterical
<HystericalParoxysm> No, I'm Hysterical.

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<whit|kinstallifying> Aaaah!!!
* whit|kinstallifying huggles coke
<Redfurrymonster84> hi cockenasmile.
* Lollipop_Girl waves
<cokenasmile> hi white and Redfurrymonster84
<cokenasmile> hi Lollipop_Girl
<Lollipop_Girl> Hi :)
<cokenasmile> Redfurrymonster84, it's uh, "coke" and a smile not "cock" and a smile... :)
* whit|kinstallifying snorts
<whit|kinstallifying> I hadn't noticed that.. lmao
<Redfurrymonster84> oops, spelt it wrong... :P sorry
<Lollipop_Girl> ;) It did say "cock"
<Viromancy> Though cock and a smile works too
<cokenasmile> cuz it really depend on the cock if I am going to smile or not :D

<missangelica> omg.. I just forgot what I was doing AS I WAS DOING IT.

<AbstractSIMmer187> ok
<AbstractSIMmer187> bobbies people
<AbstractSIMmer187> i love em\
<AbstractSIMmer187> do you?
<HystericalParoxysm> You can't even spell it.
<AbstractSIMmer187> boobies
<HystericalParoxysm> You've never seen a pair of tits in your life, have you?
<HystericalParoxysm> Not in person, anyway.

<frazz|drunk> i need to pee.... if i dont return, i drowned, avenge my death by ecskploding your toilet.

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<John> !coffee star
* Foamy gives star a cup of coffee. :)
<John> damn you foamy, i wanted you to chuck it on her :p
<John> so how is everyone ?
<Starrystar> o.O John
<frazzmeister> uh..
<John> i call it express delivery, star ;)
<frazzmeister> note to self.. never ask John to pass the sulfuric acid.

<frazzmeister> !coke Kelly
* Foamy opens up a fresh can of coke and sets it in front of kelly
<sEpHeRs> !sex sephy
<Lethe|work> lol
<sEpHeRs> bastard
<Bunny> haha outta luck