#1468 · added 21 November 2009 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
<renske> ooh something completely irrelevant
<renske> i saw a documentary yesterday
<renske> about men with realdolls
<renske> one man had 8 of them and dressed them all up and propped them up in chairs for his birthday party
<renske> and then his girlfriend, which he met recently and hadnt told yet about his dolls, came in, saw the dolls and said 'soooo i need a beer'
<Database> lulz
<&HystericalParoxysm> I'd think you'd need something stronger than beer to find your boyfriend and his eight realdolls eating dinner together.
<renske> he jammed whistles and those party flute things in the dolls' blowjob mouths
<&HystericalParoxysm> That may be the saddest thing I've ever heard.
<renske> and in the next scene he was cleaning one of the dolls insides with a toilet brush, saying 'you have to clean them once in a while'
<renske> that is the point where J left
<&HystericalParoxysm> Congratulations. You've actually grossed me out a little.
<renske> hahaha
<renske> VICTORY
<elpemmy> ...that has to be a first.
<renske> and this other guy had to say goodbye to his doll (he only had one) for THREE WHOLE WEEKS and barely survived
<renske> the doll needed work done because her limbs were all floppy
<renske> and when the doll came back he dove into the box and went 'oh welcome home darling i have missed you so much - how was your trip'
<renske> 'i taped the bold and the beautiful for you just like you like it'
<renske> poooooooor guy
<renske> never should've moved out of his mother's basement
<elpemmy> You watch weird TV, Ren.
#1467 · added 19 November 2009 · vote up / 12 / vote down - from #social
<renske> 12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords a leaping, 9 ladies dancing
<renske> 8 maids a milking, 7 swans a swimming, 6 geese a laying, 5 goooolden riiiiiiings
<renske> 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves, ALAN PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREEEEE
<elpemmy> I think it was and a, not alan :P
<renske> the song makes so much more sense now
<renske> it's 'and a partridge in a pear tree'?
<elpemmy> Yes, Renske.
<renske> i've been singing 'alan partridge in a pear tree for YEARS'
<renske> our whole choir has
<Database> yeah, it's "and A partridge". As in the bird.
<renske> this is EPIC
<whiterider> When, exactly, do you think this song was first sung?
<whiterider> How well-known do you think Alan Partridge was then?
<renske> i didnt know, i'm DUTCH FGS
#1466 · added 18 November 2009 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #social
20:39 < renske> and i would look like a gay guy in drag dancing his ass off.
20:39 < renske> quite literally.
20:39 < renske> if i move my trunk around i cant guarantee junk wont fall out.
20:39 < renske> .... that just sounded like i poop when i dance.
20:39 < renske> strike that please
#1465 · added 18 November 2009 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
<Frenchie> I like my vaginas attached to women.
#1457 · added 11 November 2009 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
* SirEmino is now known as em|PRINCE
* whiterider wishes desperately that she had svsnick powerz
<curlybap> Is anyone awake to do a /svsnick change to Emi|queen? :P
<whiterider> Only D and HP can, and they're asleep :(
<renske> i'll just go and wake up J to have sex. HP has a habit of contacting me when i'm... busy.
#1456 · added 11 November 2009 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
<curlybap> You're a real friend, ren. A REAL FRIED.
<curlybap> ...friend.
<whiterider> :D
<whiterider> ..that sounds better if you don't say it out loud
<whiterider> Or worse, depending whose wrench
<curlybap> Yes, yes it does.
<renske> rentchup?
<whiterider> Yes
<curlybap> I'm just trying not to think of -what- the wrench is going up.
<whiterider> It's ketchup, made with boners, especially for ren
* renske gets ready for some mountaineering
#1454 · added 10 November 2009 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #thatotherchannel
<Loaf> i swear, you can get me to do anything if you offer me a gold star in return
<Delphy> gold star for nudes
<HystericalParoxysm> A gold star... AND awesome lipstick... for nudes.
<Loaf> ooh, HP, that is tempting...
<Loaf> hmm... a gold star...but nudes...but a gold star...
<elpemmy> Do we all get to see the nudes or just HP and Delphy?
<elpemmy> I.. uhh... I didn't say that.
#1453 · added 8 November 2009 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #social
[15:29] <FurryPanda> chii, who goes into your floppy drive?
[15:29] <Chii> you
[15:29] <Database> :O
[15:29] <Gangreless> :O
#1452 · added 7 November 2009 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<HystericalParoxysm> I GIVE YOU...
<HystericalParoxysm> VAGINABONG
<HystericalParoxysm> http://www.patentlysilly.com/patent.php?patID=7122000
<whiterider> :/
<Chii> Assume the position£!$~^*$
#1451 · added 3 November 2009 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
<elpemmy> I hate puberty. :/
<&Lethe> the hair and the blood is normal, emmy
<&Lethe> you'll get used to it
<elpemmy> I know, Lethe. :P
<Loaf> as is the howling at the moon
<elpemmy> rofl
<Loaf> or is that just me...
#1449 · added 2 November 2009 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
[18:24] <Gangreless> there's going to be a hot little vixen brutally murdered, gutted, and skinned, its mangled body left to rot in a ditch...
[18:24] <Gangreless> .. if firefox doesn't stop being so GODDAMNED DOUCHEY
#1447 · added 2 November 2009 · vote up / 13 / vote down - from #social
21:56 < writingemmy> Wait we're attaching a nozzle to Data's penis?
21:56 < Chii> Your magical love adventure begins now.
#1446 · added 1 November 2009 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
[16:04] <Database> looks like he has a tiny penis.
[16:04] * writingemmy clicks the deny button
#1445 · added 1 November 2009 · vote up / 11 / vote down - from #social
[17:20] <Emino> does i look bigger, or isit just because of the angle?
[17:20] <Emino> http://emino.doesnt.want.people.poking.around.his.pc.or.something/pic.jpg
[17:23] <Emino> what, no comment?
[17:23] <Chii> well you asked the right guy, i'm a whale biologist
#1444 · added 1 November 2009 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #social
<Corrie> I'm always in her Saf.
<Ri|Drawing> lol
<Corrie> here*
<Corrie> shit...
#1442 · added 30 October 2009 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
<FurryPanda> a public group is a group at a cafe
<FurryPanda> a private group is a group in a living room
<FurryPanda> a private group becomes public when they go streaking
#1438 · added 29 October 2009 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<Frenchie> Chii, did Renske fondle you?
<Chii> Can i check?
<renske> i leave MARKS?
#1437 · added 29 October 2009 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
14:42 < Corrie> Make him do everything around the house...
14:42 < Corrie> keep him busy
14:42 <&HystericalParoxysm> ... yeah I think I'll let him learn to walk first, Corrie
14:42 < renske> hahah
14:42 < elpemmy> Good plan, HP.
14:42 < Corrie> I mean, when he's older
14:43 <&HystericalParoxysm> But after that, yes, manual labor.
14:43 < Corrie> teenager-age
14:43 <&HystericalParoxysm> Oh, well, yes, of course.
14:43 <&HystericalParoxysm> "GO MOW THE LAWN!" "We don't have a lawn..." "GO MOW THE PAVEMENT!"
14:43 < Sparkle> How could you mow the pavement?
14:43 < Chii> I might know.
14:43 < Corrie> How then chii?
14:43 < Database> Do tell, Chii
14:43 < Corrie> tell us!
14:43 < Chii> teamwork
14:43 < Database> ...
14:43 < Corrie> Oh... well that explains EVERYTHING
14:43 < Database> Chii speaks the truth!
14:44 <&Angel> Sparkle, just let the weeds grow.
14:44 < elpemmy> ...I love you Chii.
14:44 < Chii> gosh o_O
#1436 · added 27 October 2009 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #supersecretstaffchannel
[22:57] <Canoodle> Oh, they parade around like they have big dicks. I don't have a dick and mine is larger than theirs. :p
[22:58] <HystericalParoxysm> If I was a dude, I would have a -massive- dick. And it would lean ever so slightly to the left.
[22:58] * HystericalParoxysm has thought about this long and hard.
[22:58] <Canoodle> Amen! To the left huh? LMAO?
[22:59] <fanseelamb> Long and hard. *snickers*
[22:59] <Canoodle> I just leaned to the left. It was a gut reaction. Why did I do that?
#1435 · added 26 October 2009 · vote up / 14 / vote down - from #social
21:35 < ParamooreStillSick> Chii, why did you murder everyone?
21:35 < Chii> beats working
#1434 · added 26 October 2009 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<Emino> i know what boob you can go as
<renske> K-fed?
<renske> mel gibson?
<Emino> you can spinkle some sparklies and go as twilightboob
<renske> hahahaha
<Emino> that would start off a trend
*** Sparkle has joined #social
#1431 · added 25 October 2009 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #social
<Rye> I just messed up the lyrics to a song and made it sound like the guy was hitting on his mom. :|
<Gangreless> hur
<Tree> Ha.
<Gangreless> keepin it in the family *bow chicka wow wow*
<Corrie> Incest: A game the whole family can enjoy. ;)
#1430 · added 24 October 2009 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<Lethe> gay sex doesn't actually do it for me
<renske> it sort of turns me on. some of it. when the dudes arent all GROWL and BEARRR
<Chii> now cry... CRY like you've never cried...... before
#1429 · added 24 October 2009 · vote up / 12 / vote down - from #create
<Delphy> Okay so you should still have the game files on your desk
<Delphy> disk
<Delphy> hard drive
<Shane> LOL
#1428 · added 23 October 2009 · vote up / 11 / vote down - from #create
[22:52] <Nandonalt4> It's Have Dessert in english, right?
[22:52] <HystericalParoxysm> In British English it's "Have pudding and tea, chuffing good crumpets I say I say wot wot old bean!"
[22:53] <fanseelamb> She's so helpful. <3
[22:53] * SilentPsycho bops HystericalParoxysm with a British Flag.
[22:54] <HystericalParoxysm> I get to be british by injection. Thus I'm allowed to make fun.
[22:54] <Loaf> hey, HP, what is it in Texan? :P
[22:54] <HystericalParoxysm> That'd be "Ya'll want some fried pie?"
[22:54] <Loaf> 'British by injection'? little graphic there HP :P
[22:55] <HystericalParoxysm> I guess Loaf wasn't around for the velocigina discussion in #social yesterday.
[22:55] * HystericalParoxysm is graphic like ur mom on a weekend
[22:56] <Loaf> HP, you are the human Pintsize.
[22:56] <Loaf> it's a fact.
[22:56] <HystericalParoxysm> :D
[22:56] * HystericalParoxysm IS THE THUMBLORD
[22:56] <Loaf> only without the thumbs.
[22:56] <HystericalParoxysm> But... I have thumbs.
[22:56] <Loaf> not for long...