#1682 · added 1 February 2011 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #batcave
<armiel> about tree types... any specials you want?
<armiel> northern athmosphere i think
<armiel> not tropical
<HystericalParoxysm> Yeah... bitches and oaks and that sort of thing. The setting is somewhere in the north-eastern US.
<HystericalParoxysm> ... birches.
<armiel> bitches :D
<armiel> lol
<armiel> ok, bitches you shall have
#1683 · added 14 February 2011 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #create
<DaveyDaVinci> Aaaaaah mah gah stupid scholarship stress
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<Aychpee> Show 'em your tits.
<Aychpee> That -always- works.
<DaveyDaVinci> Couldn't I show them yours, instead? I'm sure they'd much rather see that--misogynistic bastards
<Aychpee> Nah, mine are all saggy and floppity.
<DaveyDaVinci> Mine are all...manly
<weckar> Why do I feel I've run into the wrong chat here?
<DaveyDaVinci> This is #create-disturbingatmosphere
<DaveyDaVinci> I'm just stressing about finding funding for college
<Aychpee> And I"m suggesting he whore himself.
<whiterider> Start a pyramid scheme
<DaveyDaVinci> That's her suggest for everything, though
<Aychpee> Pretty typical for 'round here, really.
<weckar> I missed a turn at #create-normalstuff then ;]
<DaveyDaVinci> So I've learned not to take her to heart
<DaveyDaVinci> Whitey, okay
<DaveyDaVinci> Would you like to invest in it?
<DaveyDaVinci> suggestion*
<whiterider> Sure. Lemme go and get my bellybutton fluff jar.
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#1684 · added 18 February 2011 · vote up / 14 / vote down - from #create
*** JadedSidhe has quit (Quit: Inspire. Dream. Hope. Believe. Imagine. Create.)
<ForeverCamp> ^ That's a deep message to leave #create with. :P
<SilentPsycho> Inspire. Dream. Hope. Believe. Imagine. Create. Fail. Scream. Delete. Try Again. Fail. Hit the Keyboard. Throw Mouse Across the Room. Storm Off To Bed. Sleep. Wake Up. Inspire.
#1685 · added 22 February 2011 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #social
<renske> i'm thinking if i look at yarn long enough, and sigh, that J will then get the hint and buy me ALL the things.
<renske> http://www.etsy.com/listing/68572890/new-scrumpet-merinocashmerenylon like this. it's like porn to me.
<whiterider> You need better porn
#1686 · added 27 February 2011 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<Djones> My joke is amazing.
<whiterider> Is that why you keep it locked up safe where no-one can ever see it?
<Djones> You're thinking about my...i'm not going to finish that sentance.
<whiterider> Subtlety?
<Djones> Yes.
<Djones> Other answers include tact and penis.
* Djones clearly has a tactful penis.
<Loaf> i am just going to stay out of this one.
<whiterider> That sounds like a penis being tactful to me
<Djones> Oh how I lol'd.
<Loaf> did...did you just call me my boyfriend's penis?
<Loaf> i don't know how to respond to that...
#1687 · added 8 March 2011 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
<renske> if you hang them near a radiator they take on a very lifelike temperature
* renske nodnods
<renske> but after some use you have to get their joints retightened.
<Omini> i must try that with mine
<renske> because they wont hold their positions as well.
<Omini> er
<Omini> i mean
<Omini> i must... remember that should i ever come across one
<Omini> er... bad use of wording
<Omini> should i ever see one
<renske> and then come across it.
<renske> on her forehead
<Omini> nah on her tits
<renske> and then smudge it a bit with your thumb
<renske> going 'SIIIIIMBAAAA'
#1688 · added 11 March 2011 · vote up / 11 / vote down - from #social
* renske hugs silent and inquires about the state of the hot tub
<SilentPsycho> Hot tub is working and is awesome. :)
<SilentPsycho> The problems with it were all due to limescale.
<renske> .. limescale.
<renske> also why were there limescales in your hot tub?
<renske> do you mix the cocktails in there?
<whiterider> :D
<renske> a hot tub full of mojito....
<renske> mm
<whiterider> Limescale forms naturally wherever hard water is. It's not related to citrus fruit :P
<renske> ...
<renske> OH.
<renske> derrrrrp
<SilentPsycho> XD
<HystericalParoxysm> ahahahaa
<renske> well i dont care i still like my idea better.
#1689 · added 12 March 2011 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
<renske> IN SLO MOE
<renske> err
<renske> could i have misspelled that any more?
<FrenchMaid> Yes
<FrenchMaid> Inn sloe mhoe <--- see?
<renske> ooo frenchie is part welsh
<renske> Inn Sloe Mhoerrfhfffwllkpf. the rrfhfffwllkpf is silent.
<FrenchMaid> That sounded like some sort of long fart to me
<whiterider> * the rrfhfffwllkpf is silent but deadly
<FrenchMaid> XD
#1690 · added 14 March 2011 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<darkwytche> I'm giving up being hetero!
<whiterider> ...you've never been hetero
<darkwytche> So lent is easy for me this year!
#1692 · added 14 March 2011 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #social
elpemmy MY ASS IS NOT FAT
elpemmy MY ASS IS IN PERFECT CONDITION
renske IF BY PERFECT YOU MEAN FAT
whiterider Did it say that on the ebay listing?
#1693 · added 14 March 2011 · vote up / 1 / vote down - from #social
MasterJ16 a member
MasterJ16 on this site
elpemmy a penis?
MasterJ16 no
renske a penis that starts with an R? o0
elpemmy a red penis?
MasterJ16 no
renske D:
renske you should get that checked out.
#1694 · added 14 March 2011 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
MasterJ16 also I'm thinking of owning a Golden Retriever when i'm older 2 of them
whiterider Sadly, I don't think they can retrieve senses of humour
#1695 · added 16 March 2011 · vote up / 16 / vote down - from #social
<MasterJ64> does anybody know what iwx is?
<MasterJ64> or means
<MasterJ64> cause the dang thing made me change my name for some reason
<MasterJ64> do you know HystericalParoxym
<HystericalParoxysm> Not a clue.
<MasterJ64> I had to change my username to login for some reason and it didn't tell me why either do you yhink you can help me out?
<HystericalParoxysm> Dunno. Just do /nick MasterJ16
<MasterJ64> i tried and it wouln't let me still for some reason I think somebody stole my nickname to login here casue I do not like MasterJ64 it looks plain weird to me
* HystericalParoxysm is now known as MasterJ16
<MasterJ16> Works fine.
* MasterJ16 is now known as HystericalParoxysm
<HystericalParoxysm> It didn't ask me for a password either, so nobody stole your nick.
<MasterJ64> let me try it
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<frazzmeister> ...
* HystericalParoxysm sighs.
* MasterJ64 (MasterJ64@88F7A955.5B59F4DD.92F2A.IP) has joined #social
<HystericalParoxysm> You don't have to leave the chat to do it.
<HystericalParoxysm> Just type /nick MasterJ16
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* MasterJ64 (MasterJ64@88F7A955.5B59F4DD.92F2A.IP) has joined #social
<HystericalParoxysm> You don't have to leave the chat to do it.
<HystericalParoxysm> Just type /nick MasterJ16
<MasterJ64> type in what?
<frazzmeister> I'd headdesk if not for the gravy covered plate of roast pork in front of me.
<HystericalParoxysm> /nick MasterJ16
* HystericalParoxysm steals some of frazz's gravypork
<MasterJ64> where do I type it then?
<HystericalParoxysm> Same place you just typed "where do I type it then?"
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<HystericalParoxysm> Oh for fuck's sake.
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* frazzmeister chokes
<nick_MasterJ16> it looks weird
<HystericalParoxysm> Because you did it wrong.
<nick_MasterJ16> what do i have to do then
<HystericalParoxysm> Type /nick MasterJ16
<nick_MasterJ16> in the nickname thing
<HystericalParoxysm> No
<HystericalParoxysm> In here
<HystericalParoxysm> Do not leave the chat
<frazzmeister> right there in the place where you to say things
<HystericalParoxysm> Start with a /
<HystericalParoxysm> Then type nick, and then a space, and MasterJ16
<nick_MasterJ16> on the side thing
<nick_MasterJ16> here
<HystericalParoxysm> In the place you just typed "on the side thing"
<HystericalParoxysm> Exactly where you are typing now
<nick_MasterJ16> is this right? nick MasterJ16
<HystericalParoxysm> With a /
<HystericalParoxysm> And it has to be on its own, like, at the start of a new message in the little box
<HystericalParoxysm> /nick MasterJ16
<HystericalParoxysm> Just like that.
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<frazzmeister> .......is this real?
* HystericalParoxysm headdesks over and over.
* HystericalParoxysm sets ban on *!*@88F7A955.5B59F4DD.92F2A.IP
<HystericalParoxysm> Too fucking stupid to be here.
<frazzmeister> IQ as well as age must be at least 13, eh?
<HystericalParoxysm> That's probably a bit over-generous.
#1696 · added 16 March 2011 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #social
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<nick_MasterJ16> oh
<nick_MasterJ16> ok
<nick_MasterJ16> got it now
<nick_MasterJ16> stupid me should of done that in the 1st place *sigh*
<Djones> Isn't that banevasion?
<whiterider> Yes
<Djones> s/banevasion/ban-evasion
<whiterider> It's also, like, for the THIRTEENTH TIME
<whiterider> You do it IN CHAT. It's a CHAT COMMAND.
<whiterider> It changes your nick WITHOUT YOU LEAVING CHAT.
#1697 · added 19 March 2011 · vote up / 1 / vote down - from #create
<Sparkle> WTF, Cock-a-Dobby
<bakafox> ..house elf for a cock?
#1698 · added 24 March 2011 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #create
daluved1> DOCTOR
<Sparkle> WHO ARE YOU CALLING A DOCTOR
<Sparkle> I'm not sick
* daluved1 feels sparkles forehead
<daluved1> Oh no, it's worse than I thought
<Sparkle> I have the dreaded vampire sparkles?
<daluved1> Worse
<Sparkle> DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
<daluved1> The Shirtless Wolf Syndrome
* Sparkle looks out of the window
<KaylaRox> lol omfg :P
<daluved1> On the bright side, you'll have smoking hot abs
<Sparkle> Either that, or come full moon, I'm going to shock a LOT of people...
* daluved1 prepares the eyeball bleach
#1699 · added 30 March 2011 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #supersecretstaffchannel
<jhd1189> Hrrmm... um so far two different people have pointed out that the Princess Diana Sim and the car wreck object
<jhd1189> are next to each other on the front page
<jhd1189> O_O
<Cruel_Fish> It was deliberate
<whiterider> rofl
<Cruel_Fish> Its MTS making a cutting social comment on something that happened over ten years ago
<Cruel_Fish> ..........
#1700 · added 1 April 2011 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<HystericalParoxysm> Wombats are the cute ones, right?
<whiterider> Yeah, the un-cute ones are Wampirebats
#1702 · added 12 April 2011 · vote up / 19 / vote down - from #social
<renske> i can send smileys and pictograms with my new phone.
<renske> it's very spiffy.
<renske> it's like CLIPART
<renske> on my PHONE
<renske> what's NEXT?!
<frazzmeister> 1998.
#1703 · added 18 April 2011 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #create
<DaveyDaVinci> Oh, no. Guys...I think I might be straight now
<DaveyDaVinci> There was a sexy scene in TB between Tara and Eggs
<DaveyDaVinci> And I thought it was Eggs' butt I saw
<DaveyDaVinci> And I liked it
<DaveyDaVinci> But I think it was Tara's
<DaveyDaVinci> Mind you, she is kinda built like a man
<DaveyDaVinci> Lol
<DaveyDaVinci> Oh, wait
<DaveyDaVinci> No
<DaveyDaVinci> It was Egg's
<DaveyDaVinci> Yay :D
<astillac> 0__o
<DaveyDaVinci> Crisis averted
#1704 · added 9 May 2011 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<adrisole> Loafjones babbies. Would the members of #create be godparents?
<adrisole> social, even
<adrisole> blah
<adrisole> although, you would have to start in social...and then move to, um, create.
<Loaf> #procreate
#1710 · added 22 May 2011 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #create
<LadyFB> I wonder what percentage of women actually do like mans happy juice
<traelia> Probably 0%
<traelia> Unless their boyfriend's enhance their's with chemicals to taste like chocolate
<whiterider> You could have, like.. you know those straws, you drink milk through them and there's something in the straw that makes it taste of strawberry?
<whiterider> If a guy had one of those surgically implanted...
#1711 · added 22 May 2011 · vote up / 11 / vote down - from #create
<DaveyDaVinci> Guys
<DaveyDaVinci> Seriously question
<DaveyDaVinci> What does a vagina taste like? A friend of mine wants to know
<levini> ...
* levini bursts out laughing
<LadyFB> VAGINA.
<levini> Tell him to go try one
<DaveyDaVinci> Like srsly
<DaveyDaVinci> It's a girl
<HystericalParoxysm> Tell her to go try one.
<HystericalParoxysm> Or for fuck's sake, just lick her fingers after she's done strumming her harp.
<DaveyDaVinci> I shall convey the message
<DaveyDaVinci> ANd the harp metaphor
#1712 · added 22 May 2011 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #supersekritstaffchannel
<Qborg> Okay, I will have to read this all first then
<HugeLunatic> And eat cookies while reading
<Qborg> My mother puts alcohol in her cookies and then doesn't let me eat them. I used to just take them, but now she numbers the bags so I can't get away with it.
<HugeLunatic> rofl
<whiterider> :/
* Qborg leads an unfortunate and cookie-less life
#1715 · added 19 June 2011 · vote up / 13 / vote down - from #social
<HystericalParoxysm> I'm so proud. My kid has learned to say "for fuck's sake"
<Ben> And he's how old?
<HystericalParoxysm> Two and a half.
<Ben> Oh my.
<HystericalParoxysm> Every time Mr. Paroxysm dies in Infamous 2, my kid goes "For fuck's sake!" and throws his hands up in the air.
<rens|off> lol
<HystericalParoxysm> It sounds more like "fuhh say!" but it's adorable.