#1505 · added 2 February 2010 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #create
<lewjen> can I ask, what causes a server split (or whatever it's called)?
<Davey> Dinosaurs
<Delphy> Interwebs lag, or a router in between failing, or some other issue
<Delphy> Or raptors in the pipes
<Davey> *nods*
<Cookiemonster> How would raptors be able to get into the pipes? o___O
<lewjen> big pipes
#1506 · added 4 February 2010 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #social
<cthru> heya cthru
#1508 · added 6 February 2010 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<frazzmeister> If I ever get to name a planet for some utterly unimaginable totally fucked up post appocalyptic insane reason, I'm totally calling it Urmumsanus.
#1510 · added 11 February 2010 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
<darkwytche> There is 20cm of snow here and I'm in the South of France
<Sparkle> Lucky
* Pescado shrugs.
<Pescado> So?
<Pescado> That's nothing.
<Pescado> In MY day, we had to WALK to school, through the snow, uphill and against the wind BOTH ways, while the Japanese would try to bomb us!
<Lethe> srsly, you sure you're not delphy?
<Lethe> old geezers, the lot of you
<Angel> nope, he's just Pescado
<Angel> i wonder why he didn't mention his bare feet
<Pescado> It gets too long if I mention all the things.
<Frenchie> Angel: and dinosaurs.
<Frenchie> Pescado probably often got chased by raptors back in the day
<Angel> yeah, and he had tp pay with wooden dollars?!
<Frenchie> He ate them raw.
<Angel> the dollars?
<Angel> Lethe, Delphy doesn't kick and stomp. That's only Pescado
<Lethe> he nags about 'in his day' though :)
<Angel> yeah, he's ancient you know
<Angel> we might have a room free for him in the nursing home
<Pescado> Delphy's not in the best shape. I imagine he'll end up in a nursing home first despite the lead I have on him.
<Pescado> Whereas me? NEVAR!
<Pescado> My people don't believe in nursing homes, we just let them die.
<Angel> Pes, you know i'm always helping you pee
<Angel> every damn day
<Pescado> Bringing me my vodka does not count as helping me pee.
#1512 · added 11 February 2010 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #social
<Lethe> one less dream to haunt :(
<Djones> Wait, are you the creepy man with the scissors for hands?
<Djones> Well i say scissors.
<Djones> I mean amuptating bolt cutters.
<Lethe> no, that's siley's new friend
<SilentPsycho> :P
<Djones> He owes me at last count 172 arms./
* SilentPsycho gives Djones a freshly delimbed chicken wing.
<Djones> how is that going to help the net balance?
<Lethe> quantum physics
* miniemmy (elpemmy@fd-43158898.range86-159.btcentralplus.com) has joined #social
<SilentPsycho> Neuronucleurtachyonstinosis
<whiterider> Relativity. And superglue.
<whiterider> Hey emmy
<miniemmy> ...what did I walk in on, sorry?
<Lethe> science
<whiterider> zmobies
#1513 · added 13 February 2010 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #social
<Aychpee> fish-encrusted sphincterfarmer
<Chii> Today's fish is trout a la creme. enjoy your meal.
#1514 · added 14 February 2010 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
<cthru> @^^% ?
<Chii> #£$%#~£~!#%^
<cthru> !@#^%$$!@$
<Chii> ~$~$$~@#!%@£^££!@
<Lethe|Bloggy> ..
<cthru> ^&^$$#@*(((!#$%
<Chii> $*$£~#~@*@#%^!
#1515 · added 14 February 2010 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #superseekritstaffchannel
<jhd1189> Ooh, that reminds me... I found my "Confidential" stamp yesterday!
<jhd1189> Not that I actually have any use for it, but I love having one
<fanseelamb> Ooh you should stamp something that you really want someone to read. 'Cause you know they'll read it as soon as they see that stamp.
<NatureDal> Yeah and make it something pointless
<NatureDal> like an old shopping list
<fanseelamb> LOL!
<jhd1189> Heh, that's pretty much all I've ever done with it
<NatureDal> You know what else is fun? A "Void" stamp!
<NatureDal> Imagine being handed something you don't like...like a pink slip
<NatureDal> Just stamp "Void" on it, and hand it back
<whiterider> Whip out your Void stamp, go "Aha!", stamp it and hand it back, smiling
<NatureDal> *nod*
<whiterider> "Oh dear, you'll have to do another one"
<NatureDal> See, white's got the idea
<NatureDal> lol!
<whiterider> And hope they run out of forms before you run out of ink
<jhd1189> Ooh, that's an excellent plan :D
<whiterider> Or you could stamp it over the Blockbuster sticker on DVDs
* NatureDal contemplates running to Office Depot to get her a set of stamps
<whiterider> "You think this belongs to you, Mr Acne-ridden 14 yearold doing a Saturday job? I think NOT!"
<NatureDal> LOL!
<jhd1189> Stamp it over parking tickets and send them back to the police
<NatureDal> You could piss a lot of people off with a void stamp!
<whiterider> lmao
<jhd1189> "I mean, I WOULD pay the ticket, but it's void!"
<NatureDal> rofl!
<whiterider> Speeding tickets too...
<whiterider> And Driving In The Bus Lane When You Are Not A Bus tickets. I learned that trick from my nan.
<jhd1189> "Just a moment officer... ah yes, here we are." *STAMP*
<NatureDal> arrest warrants...
<whiterider> :D
<NatureDal> LOL
<whiterider> Incriminating documents
<jhd1189> Subpoenas...
<NatureDal> photo...
<NatureDal> + s
<whiterider> "I never used that man's credit card, look, the evidence is VOID!"
<jhd1189> Oh yeah, credit card bills!
<jhd1189> *VOID*
<NatureDal> Car notes...
<NatureDal> VOID
<whiterider> And you must slam your fist down on the nearest flat surface every time you say "Void"
<NatureDal> Lol! I've been doing that, too ^
<whiterider> Man, if we lived within 100 miles of each other, we could all get together and make a great YouTube video out of this
<jhd1189> It would be an excellent video too :/
<NatureDal> mmhmm, it'd go viral too
<whiterider> Absolutely
<NatureDal> we'd be youtube stars
#1516 · added 17 February 2010 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #supersecretsocialchannel
<Loaf> sometimes, Pescado's rants really amuse me. he's like a 'my first conspiracy theorist' toy or something
<Loaf> wind him up and watch him go.
#1517 · added 18 February 2010 · vote up / 18 / vote down - from #social
<Sparkle> What are next door DOING? They've been banging and crashing and drilling all day
<Frenchie> Sex, computing on Windows ME and searching for oil.
#1519 · added 19 February 2010 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
13:52 < frazzmeister> I has a cheeseburger.
13:54 < Sparkle> I can has cheezburger?
13:54 < Chii> No you fucking can't.
13:54 < Chii> not until you learn to use english right, anyway
#1520 · added 19 February 2010 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
[13:22] <CN> so hard to find good angel drawings
[13:22] * Angel (Angel@6CB1063D.9D0500DD.EC9A3C8E.IP) has joined #social
#1522 · added 21 February 2010 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<Database> It's a fairly common fetish, apparently.
<Database> If somewhat painful.
<elpemmy> gearstick sex or car crash fetish?
<HystericalParoxysm> Jesus christ this chat is way too educational
<HystericalParoxysm> In the WORST way
<Database> One of the main reasons I like it here, HP XD
<Database> The shit I learn from you guys.
<Database> Some of it's actually useful.
<HystericalParoxysm> And some of it makes you completely unable to ever look at a pineapple the same way again.
#1523 · added 21 February 2010 · vote up / 11 / vote down - from #social
<Georgie> ur strange(in a good way) but you do have a verry crazy life. you have a female father, you have no skin whatsoever and your a lexbian who likes looking at sims tits. :/
<HystericalParoxysm> A lexbian?
<HystericalParoxysm> You have a real problem spelling that word right.
<HystericalParoxysm> And lexbian just sounds like someone sexually attracted to Lexuses
<HystericalParoxysm> Mmm, look at the tailpipe on THAT! I'd like to slam her doors!
<elpemmy> autoeroticism ;)
#1524 · added 23 February 2010 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #social
<Cookiemonster> How many bedrooms do I put if the house is a two family house (Before AL) with two each?
<Cookiemonster> *two bedrooms each?
<SilentPsycho> 4?
<SilentPsycho> 2+2=4
<Cookiemonster> Okay
<Cookiemonster> I wasn't sure
#1526 · added 7 March 2010 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<Loaf> hrm. need to work out what to do for dinner.
* SilentPsycho gives Loaf some of her roast beef
<Loaf> oooh.... god, that would be good right now
<SilentPsycho> With roast potatoes, Yorkshire puds, and gravy. :P
<Loaf> stop that :P
<Loaf> i think i have sweet potatoes to use up :/
<HugeLunatic> my husband put a roast in the crockpot
<Loaf> stop talking about lovely food =[
<Cookiemonster> We're having sweet & sour chicken
* SilentPsycho waves a bar of chocolate under Loaf's nose.
* Database drops http://dailyfoodporn.com into the chat. :3
* Djones just had fish and chips
<SilentPsycho> Oh...oh, oh, oh!
<SilentPsycho> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/java-buttercream-filled-double-chocolate-chip-macadamia-nut-cookie-sandwiches/
* Cookiemonster grabs them out of the picture and noms them
<SilentPsycho> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/hearty-lamb-bolognese-lasagna-with-gooey-mozzarella-creamy-ricotta-and-marinara/
<HugeLunatic> oh ... that looks amazing
<Database> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/date-and-cream-cheese-ice-cream-pine-nut-and-date-blondies-and-balsamic-reduction/
<HugeLunatic> oh ... sigh
<Cookiemonster> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/creamy-peanut-butter-cheesecake-with-rich-ganache/ <I think I just died a little inside
<SilentPsycho> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/creamy-peanut-butter-cheesecake-with-rich-ganache/
<HugeLunatic> I love ganache ...
<Loaf> STOP LINKING FOOD PORN TO THE HUNGRY PERSON WHO CAN'T USE THE KITCHEN BECAUSE HOUSEMATES ARE BEING DUCKS
<Loaf> >=[
* Database giggles.
<SilentPsycho> Ducks?
* SilentPsycho giggles.
<Loaf> ...dicks. bah.
#1529 · added 11 March 2010 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #create
<WhoreDal> I call by boob Bob and Bob, Jr.
<WhoreDal> *boobs
<Davey> So your boobs look like this
<Davey> Oo
#1531 · added 13 March 2010 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #thatonechannel
<CaptainParoxysm> I've had a baby head out my twat - I could probably fit a baseball up there with enough lube/stretching.
<CaptainParoxysm> I wonder how far I could "throw" it if I clenched real hard....
<CaptainParoxysm> Damn, now I gotta find a baseball.
#1532 · added 13 March 2010 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #thatonechannel
<CaptainParoxysm> Emino - Have you checked your crotch lately? Are you sure you haven't grown a vagina?
<SirEmino> nah
<SirEmino> or else my apartment would be cleaner
<CaptainParoxysm> ... because you would pick up the clutter using your brand new vagina?
<Database> vaginavacuum?
<Frenchie> Vac-gina.
<Database> SCHLORP
#1534 · added 15 March 2010 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #social
<Sparkle> I cod do better, but I can't think of anything that isn't pollock
* Database drops a plaice on Sparkle
<Database> Also, these puns stink.
<Sparkle> You battered me
<Database> In fact, they're...
* Database puts sunglasses on.
<Database> kinda fishy.
<Database> YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
#1537 · added 23 March 2010 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #social
18:01 <&Aychpee> We don't talk about piracy here, raven.
18:01 < Davey> Piracy is bad
18:01 < Database> Yarrr!
18:01 <&Aychpee> Hush, you.
18:01 < Database> Avast, ye hearties, etcetera etcetera.
18:01 * Aychpee hits Data with a rolled up Chii.
18:01 * Chii loves it
#1539 · added 28 March 2010 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #create
<Escand> well I'm a make ze ultimate eye pack.
<Escand> but nothing really new.
<Escand> I mean how many eyes do you guys need?
<Leesester> two
<LadyFrontbum> A MAJILLION!
<LadyFrontbum> contacts anyway
<whiterider> Three, if you have kids..
<Leesester> indeed
<Leesester> in the back of the head
<Leesester> Use a peggy hair and you can see through the gap
#1540 · added 30 March 2010 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #supersecretstaffchannel
<HystericalParoxysm> When I was in high school, me and a group of friends got in trouble for wearing "Support your local lesbian - eat a beaver!" buttons.
#1542 · added 5 April 2010 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #create
<Sparklycookie> Heya POah
<Phae> iz not a good name
<SkankBenSkank> Oooh, wait, you weren\'t here for that. :-x
<Sparklycookie> *Phae
<Sparklycookie> Stupid keyboard
<SkankBenSkank> Psh, my name is mamazing.
<Phae> sparks, congrats, thats the worst i\'ve seen my name messed up
<Sparklycookie> ROFL
<SkankBenSkank> Hahaha, that\'s pretty good. :)
<Sparklycookie> Blame this stupid klit
<Sparklycookie> *little keyboard
#1543 · added 8 April 2010 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #social
<&Letheopteryx> please tell me why i'm a dinosaur
<Safociraptor> so you can eat humans?
<&Letheopteryx> humans and dinosaurs lived in different eras
<&Letheopteryx> and would never have met
<Safociraptor> but if we're dinosaurs then we can eat humans because humans exist now lol
<&Letheopteryx> you have a point
* Safociraptor sets up a table of various marinades, glazes and sauces to be used on teh hoomanz
<&Letheopteryx> oh, we're nouvelle quisine dino's?
<Safociraptor> of course :D