MTS2 Quotes Database

<PoliteFinn> is it polite to talk about womens frontal parts?
<adrisole> Depends on context.
<adrisole> If you're talking about being knee deep in clunge, then I'm going to vote "no".
<MadamFish> ....

* SilentPsycho gets out her whacking stick
<Darkwytche> Silent is being aggressive! It's so sexy!
<SilentPsycho> >:)
* Gaz grins
* Durntdude breaks whacking stick
<frazzmeister|busy> hehe
* SilentPsycho kicks Durntdude in the groin.
<SilentPsycho> I broke your stick.

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[02:29] <JohnBrehaut1> who is bug ?
[02:29] <HystericalParoxysm> An unholy avenger of asskicking evilness.
[02:30] <JohnBrehaut1> LyricLee
[02:30] <Starbuck> lol
[02:30] <Bug> hi
[02:30] <Starbuck> that's just funny how people can tell Lyric by that

<frazzmeister> wtf.. i have a splinter under my belly button.....
<Bunny> how the hell did you get it?
<frazzmeister> i have no idea....
<Bunny> been humping trees again haven't oyu
<Bunny> own up
<frazzmeister> maybe.....
<frazzmeister> that coconut palm is hot....

[Bunny] Theres not a single quote by me in that fucking database.. its not fair! I'm FUCKING hilarious!!
• Bunny sulks

<whiterider> ..."?F-R-E-E-Z-E-P-OP
<whiterider> Freezepop Forever and ever!
<whiterider> Freezepop Forever and ever!
<whiterider> Freezepop Forever and ever!
<whiterider> Freezepop Forever and ever and ever and ever!?
<whiterider> O.O
<whiterider> That's not what I put on my clipboard.....
* whiterider headdesks
<whiterider> Maybe I'll just stay away from keyboard shortcuts today
* whiterider yanks off her Ctrl key

* curlybap nibbles on <insert name here>
<curlybap> quick, insert a name...
<curlybap> whoever says it first gets the name put in!
<Green|Straws> curlybap!
<curlybap> ...
<curlybap> ok...
<Green|Straws> Haha
* curlybap nibbles on curlybap
<Green|Straws> rofl
* curlybap eats green
<curlybap> o.O
<curlybap> wtf?!
<Green|Straws> ?
<curlybap> My /hug command eats people!!

<x_emo_x> so cabn somebody tell me their code for university
<Rich> x_emo_x: 1234567789abcdefghi
<x_emo_x> shouldnt there be 16 words there only 15??
<x_emo_x> i ment letters
<Rich> sorry I missed j
<x_emo_x> were at?
<x_emo_x> the end?
<Rich> yes
<x_emo_x> thnx
<Rich> no problem

<Cheeseisgood> Yep... I'm just thrupid then!
* curlybap follows emi
<Cheeseisgood> *stupid
<curlybap> *nodnod* thrupid you are :)

frazzmeister> we lick toads here.
<frazzmeister> just for the buzz.
<Nini> yummy
<frazzmeister> not because we wann feck toads.
<frazzmeister> coz they are the trippy toads.
<gooie> is feck what i think it is?
<frazzmeister> i spilt beer on my boobie.
<frazzmeister> fuck its gooie.
<Nini> eew male boobies!
<frazzmeister> im not malr.
<frazzmeister> maale
<frazzmeister> male
<curlybap> male?
<Nini> I dont care =___=
<frazzmeister> i have a twat.
<Nini> I say youre male
<frazzmeister> ......
<frazzmeister> i have a twat!!!
<Nini> welcome to the club, now go outside and yell it at random people :D

<whiterider> Turkey Day...
<whiterider> ?
<whiterider> Oh, Spanksgiving.. d'uh...
<SilentPsycho> I vote us Brits should make up our own holiday, so we can have more partying and boozing.
<Stormy> only fair
<whiterider> I don't need to
<whiterider> I'm going boozing in London on Saturday night
<whiterider> :|
<SilentPsycho> ...Good point.
<Stormy> actually considering that the pilgrims were still british citizens and the colony was owned by britian... you could celebrate the pilgrims surviving the year there
<whiterider> lol
<Stormy> which is all its really about
<SilentPsycho> I'm...doing nothing because I have assignments right now
<Stormy> as Jamestown failed as the first british colony.. as the people disappeared
<whiterider> Well, I voted that we should celebrate Independence Day too. Only we'd call it "Finally Getting Rid Of Those Bastards Day." :D
<SilentPsycho> I miss being able to have a boozing session with my mates.
<SilentPsycho> Last time I had one was...last Friday. ;P
<SilentPsycho> Woot!
* SilentPsycho hangs 'FGROTB' banners around the chat.
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<dj|warrock> wait
* dj|warrock pokes whiterider
<SilentPsycho> Happy "Finally Getting Rid Of Those Bastards Day" Whitey and Dj
<Stormy> wait that does nt come until July 4th
<dj|warrock> your going london then?
<dj|warrock> happt FGROTBD day Silent
<SilentPsycho> ...Bugger. Brain's not working correctly right now
<Stormy> thanksgiving the bastards were not fighting for independance
<whiterider> Stormy would be right there
<whiterider> :P
<SilentPsycho> Remind me to say that to someone on July 4th then

<HystericalParoxysm> God, humans are stupid. "Oh, they're going to destroy our race? Hey, can I stick my dick in 'em first?"

<Greenie|Dead> Someone made a boat. Out of TOAST.
<Greenie|Dead> :D
<Panda|995essays> toast floats
* Panda|995essays sails a peice of toast onto the hudson river as a haunting opera melody plays in the distance
<photo> have i ever told you that you're a dork

<BeneLeftNouk> uhm.... sssjhhh
<BeneLeftNouk> son't tell em I'm Delphy
<Jessica> besides i dont want you now that you've had tylers babiez
<BeneLeftNouk> :O
<SilentPsycho> Delphy had Tyler's babies?
<SilentPsycho> X)
<BeneLeftNouk> sexy
* ChocolateCake giggles
<SilentPsycho> Little baby Dellers and Typhys
<Jessica> that is so odd
<SilentPsycho> :P
<BeneLeftNouk> cross Tyler with Delphy, Nouk and pescado
<SilentPsycho> ...gack!
* SilentPsycho dies
<Jessica> omg
<BeneLeftNouk> result: Apployon, guard of the abyss
<Jessica> that is just scary
<SilentPsycho> Heheheh
<BeneLeftNouk> angel of death and war

<SilentPsycho> And I'm known for my ability to drink twice as much as everyone else, and not get a hangover.
<SilentPsycho> Once, during a different style of anime-drinking game, I had 14 shots of vodka before the second episode was finished. My friends gave up after 4 and 6 respectively.
<SilentPsycho> And I didn't even get a hangover. I had a concussion from slamming headfirst into the door while trying to walk, but no hangover.
--> Shnooks (Shnoox@mts2-3E35831.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) has joined #social
<frazzmeister> rofl
<SilentPsycho> I kind of spent the night on my friend's floor that time.
<SilentPsycho> And the drinking game?
<Animera> hi Shnooks
<SilentPsycho> Drinking whenever you spot an innuendo, or can think of something dirty related to what happenes in the anime
<Shnooks> hallo :D
<SilentPsycho> Just my luck we chose to watch Read or Die.
<SilentPsycho> We even drank a shot each to Nancy's breasts.
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<SilentPsycho> I think I may have scared Snooks off. Pfft, weakling.
<frazzmeister> heh

<Stoz> the best game is real life... it's sometimes has bags, but graphics - very excellent
<Stoz> bugs*
<Panda|997essays> LMAO!!
<Arch> Yes I do!
* Jessica bites Ty|Charmed
<The_French_Sim> Some features of RL should have been removed during the beta though.
<The_French_Sim> RL should actually have an anti n00b filter.
<The_French_Sim> And I said 'n00b', not 'newb'
<HystericalParoxysm> I'd just be happy with more save points.
<The_French_Sim> :D
<Arch> It does, it just doesn't always trigger properly and they somehow survive the darwin award moment.
<Panda|997essays> and there should be some more and better hacks
<Panda|997essays> and you should be able to not save the game and do thigns over
<Stoz> HystericalParoxysm, you just never used them
<The_French_Sim> A better RL gaming community would be nice too.
<The_French_Sim> The current one has more than its fair number of morons.
<HystericalParoxysm> Yeah, no kidding. This community's full of assholes.
<Panda|997essays> im rather fond of the RL gaming communtiy im in
<Arch> Just gotta join the right clan I suppose.
<The_French_Sim> Maybe we need better RL mods and admins.
<The_French_Sim> And banning policies :D
<Arch> To bad most of them are only found on very specific regional servers.
<The_French_Sim> "You have been perm-banned from Real Life"

<frazzmeister> my tounge is blue.
<Cazzy-Tchan> you have a tounge?
<frazzmeister> yes, several,.. in a jar,.. i collect them.
<Cazzy-Tchan> oooh! which one's blue then?
* frazzmeister eyes cazzys tounge
<JohnBrehaut1> Hey suc :)
<frazzmeister> te middle one
<Cazzy-Tchan> i don't have a tounge
<SirEmino> she uses them to play toungue twister
<whiterider> Tchan! you rock!
<Cazzy-Tchan> :)
<whiterider> You embody what #social is
<Cazzy-Tchan> yay!
<Cazzy-Tchan> thank you xD
<whiterider> Instead of "Your tongue is blue?", "you have a tongue?"...
<whiterider> Har, excellent xD

<HystericalParoxysm> Someday, I'll start a cover band. And we'll do death metal versions of lullabyes and opening themes to classic children's cartoons.
<frazzmeister> metal versions of soft songs are ace... also,.. lounge jazz versions of death metal...
<HystericalParoxysm> COME ALONG WITH THE SNORKS. DIE ALONG WITH THE SNORKS. SO MUCH TO KILL WAITING FOR YOU AND ME. HATE ALONG WITH THE SNORKS. DIE ALONG WITH THE SNORKS.
<HystericalParoxysm> Perhaps DIE ALONE would be more death metal.
* HystericalParoxysm edits.
<frazzmeister> mary had a demon lamb, its fleece was red with blood?
<HystericalParoxysm> Ohhhh you can be our songwriter

<Loaf> mmm. bloke keeps making comments about 'trying something different'
* Zicon giggles
* Loaf refuses to give him the keys to her arse
<whiterider> I have a vague understanding of why guys seem to like it. And a very clear, twitch-inducing idea of why they can get stuffed.
<HystericalParoxysm> tell him if he want something really different, to fuck himself in his own ass
<Loaf> heh.
<Zicon> loaf: Awh, be nice. Offer to wear a strap-on.
<whiterider> Was just thinking that. A huge one.
<Loaf> lmao
<Loaf> he'd probably like that too much...
<whiterider> Hey, that's fine, as long as you don't have to put up with it
<HystericalParoxysm> "okay honey, but me first" *pulls out something that's as big as a forearm, and veined"
<X> XD
* Zicon is reminded of a product description...
<Zicon> "Due to the size, we don't recommend using this with a harness. In fact, we don't recommend using it for ANYTHING. Seriously, this thing is longer than my forearm! I can just barely reach around it with both hands!"

[20:46] <Greenie> Dude how did this conversation start?
[20:46] <tmm> hp mentioned text to speech, then I mentioned mc hawking, and it went from there
[20:46] <Database> > Chi thinks Delphy is smart
[20:46] <Database> <tmm> and then you're mighty steven hawking the fucking quake master
[20:46] <Database> <HystericalParoxysm> ...
[20:46] <Database> <Database> Steven Hawking plays Quake?
[20:46] <Database> <Database> Awesome.
[20:46] <Database> <Database> :P
[20:46] <Database> And there it goes. :P
[20:47] <Greenie> ... Hahahaha.
[20:47] <Greenie> Leave it to you guys to get from that to "I WONDER IF HE CAN FUCK."

<longdaysend> well i like barbie dolls but you don't see me putting them in the oven for 15 minutes do you?
<&whiterider> I would have done that when I was a kid but I was scared of the oven.
<longdaysend> heh..i probably would have too come to think of it
<&whiterider> I did dress them up in "death robes" and hang them upside down from my bed for a week.
<longdaysend> rofl
<longdaysend> i pretended the abused the baby barbies and skipper...they escaped eventually though
<longdaysend> they*
<&whiterider> We had really sordid imaginations as kids, huh
<longdaysend> and burned down the dream house, trapping babrie and ken in the elevator to die
<longdaysend> ...indeed
<&whiterider> Mine spent about a month trapped in a basement being forced to do hard labour for no food, if they refused then Esmarelda Barbie was going to be killed in front of them.
<longdaysend> and my mother wondered why i didn't want to play barbies with her :P my therapy life would have started at a much younger age

[21:29] <whiterider> *sigh* young people these days have no edumication.
[21:29] <lulu2408> I DO TO HAVE AN EDECACATION

<dpillen> i have a question i was hoping someone could answer for me
<frazzmeister> 42
* dpillen has left #social
<frazzmeister> could've thanked me.....

<Loaf> ooooh
<Loaf> ooooooooh
<ArtsyFrenchie> Loaf is coming... o_o
<Loaf> orgasm is only £18 on the NARS website...
<NumbPsycho> 0_o
<ArtsyFrenchie> Whut
<Jekyll> ... uh
<Loaf> ...#
<Loaf> erm
<Loaf> i should clarify
<Loaf> it's a blusher
<NumbPsycho> Yes, you should.
<Loaf> a really, really good one...
<Loaf> you can also get 'the multiple orgasm', which is a handy creamy stick of it
<frazzmeister> ..
<Loaf> erm
<Loaf> that sounds dirty too...
<frazzmeister> you think?
<Loaf> i'm gonna get QDB'd, aren't i?
<frazzmeister> yes.
<ArtsyFrenchie> :D
<Loaf> but it's so damn good...

<Corrie> I found it myself. I'm smat
<Corrie> I mean smart.
<Corrie> -.-