MTS2 Quotes Database

<Nec> Of course the plaster falling down from the ceiling everytime they wrestle or whatever it is they do kinda tells you how obnoxious they are. They are constatly knocking my Darth Vader stuff off the top of my monitor
<HystericalParoxysm> Oh noes, not your Darth Vader.
<Nec> Yes, my Pez dispenser and my action figure
<HystericalParoxysm> Do you have one of the giant talking Pez dispensers?
<Nec> No, a small one. I want one of those lightsaber crafting kits =D
<HystericalParoxysm> Eh, just go to a hardware store with a bunch of stoners. They'll come up with all kinds of interesting bits you can put together to make a lightsaber.
<HystericalParoxysm> They may try to also make a bong out of it though.

* Lollipop_Girl showers white in holywater
<TwatLady> lol
<Lollipop_Girl> :D
<Frenchie> :D
<TwatLady> AAAAHH!! IT BURNZZZZZ!!!!
<frazzmeister> it would burn on a twat, i reckon....
<TwatLady> And you know when your twat is burning, you need to get to the clinic!!
<Frenchie> The dangers of douching, ilustrated.

<frazzmeister> everytime i say something stupid, i wonder where white is......

|<-- Vie has left irc.modthesims2.com:8080 (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Vieb)))
=-= Vieb is now known as Vie
<Vie> Back
<whiterider> :)
<frazzmeister> front
<whiterider> left
<frazzmeister> right
<whiterider> purple
<Summer> north
<Cliff> sideways
<frazzmeister> green
<Cliff> south
<whiterider> penguin
<Cliff> east
<whiterider> b\nana
<Summer> west
<Cliff> PENGUIN
<whiterider> *banana
<frazzmeister> aardvark
<frazzmeister> apple
<Cliff> generic
<whiterider> eepit
<frazzmeister> mango
<Summer> gorilla!
<Cliff> viking
<whiterider> *meepit
<Cliff> penguin
<The_French_Sim> phone
<whiterider> hat
<frazzmeister> Zagreb
<Cliff> Velma
<whiterider> bing
<Summer> dress
<Cliff> Minto
<Summer> bong
<The_French_Sim> cheese
<whiterider> bong?
<Cliff> Bushey
<Summer> cake
<whiterider> lmao!
<whiterider> coke
<Summer> pepsi
<The_French_Sim> mouse
<Cliff> na
<Summer> cat
<Cliff> smile
<whiterider> cord
<frazzmeister> ougadougou
<Summer> forwn
<whiterider> Speel
<Summer> frown*
<Cliff> miss
<The_French_Sim> towel
<Summer> wheel
<whiterider> drown
<Cliff> angelica
<Summer> mister
<whiterider> brown
<Cliff> ing
<whiterider> green
<The_French_Sim> lemon
<Summer> cloth
<whiterider> poopie
<Summer> lime
<Summer> yellow
<Cliff> fire
<Summer> pee
<The_French_Sim> boobies
<Summer> water
<Summer> butt
<frazzmeister> random
<Cliff> tits
<Summer> ness
<whiterider> BOOBIES!!!!
<frazzmeister> word
<Summer> ness
<whiterider> ass
<Cliff> arse
<whiterider> wipe
<Summer> bastard..
<Cliff> ass
<frazzmeister> and such.
<The_French_Sim> turd
<whiterider> shit
<Summer> shit..
<Cliff> sandwich
<whiterider> :)
<Summer> meat
<Cliff> me
<whiterider> blt
<Summer> you
<Cliff> take
<Cliff> me
<Summer> me
<Cliff> on
<Cliff> a
<whiterider> cake
<Summer> lol
<Cliff> date
<Summer> with
<Summer> you
<Cliff> lol
<frazzmeister> this is my fault, isnt it?

<Cliff> now we can all be...
<frazzmeister> naked?
<whiterider> Bananas!!
* whiterider is now known as NakedWhiteBanana
* Cliff is now known as NakedBanana
<NakedWhiteBanana> :)
<NakedBanana> lol
<NakedBanana> you read my mind
<NakedWhiteBanana> Yes, yes I did

* Binkbonk sorrows for all the now homeless critters who once inhabited the HP forrest :(
<HystericalParoxysm> That's basically what I did, coke, although I'm preferring a good razor to wax.
<HystericalParoxysm> Oh, and none of that damn landing strip left.
<HystericalParoxysm> My twat doesn't need a vertical hitler moustache.
* cokenasmile sings *let it shine* for hp ;)
* Binkbonk taddles to Green Peace on HystericalParoxysm
<HystericalParoxysm> There weren't no damn critters in my forest.
<Binkbonk> next you will be saying it was "virgin wilderness"

<Oriana> my name wouldnt make much of a pr0n name either
<Tyler> course it would oriana
<Oriana> there is nothing pornographic about "Morgan"
<Tyler> there is a slut i know named morgan...
<frazzmiester> Morgan and her throbbing organ?

HD> im bored thats the problem with me, im ALWAYS bored.
<Bunny> you have genitals, how can you possibly be bored?

<frazz|drunk> i need to pee.... if i dont return, i drowned, avenge my death by ecskploding your toilet.

Saria_Crossing> your pure evil white
<white|BHAV> :)
<white|BHAV> !cookie
* Chii passes white|BHAV a cookie :)
<Saria_Crossing> Chii?
<Saria_Crossing> what happend to foamy?
<white|BHAV> Delphy killed Foamy
<white|BHAV> And replaced him with a young blonde girl ;_;
* Lolli has quit (Ping timeout)
* Bunny|afk has quit (Quit: )
<Saria_Crossing> O__O why??
<photo> lalala
<white|BHAV> Because he's a horny old bastard!!

<Greenie> I have to go EAT.
<Cheesy> Ewww... don't you just hate that sensation when you throw up in you mouth a little?
<Greenie> EW.
<Cheesy> And then you burp, and you taste puke?
<Greenie> CHEESE!
<Greenie> I am about to EAT! EATTT!!!!
<Cheesy> Enjoy your meal!

<viromancy> This is such a cool camouflage technique. Every time a stranger appears, we talk about porn until they either join in and become one of us, or run away
<viromancy> Then we go back to talking about rubbish

<SilentDrinking> XD
<SilentDrinking> Does it say something about your room if your housemate insists on putting on ski socks, a jumper, slippers, gloves, and bringing her quilt in before she enters your room?
<Stormy> ah yeah...
<Stormy> when is the last time you turned the heat on
<Stormy> or closed the window
<SilentDrinking> Ummm...October.
--- Jessica|bodyshop is now known as Jessica|away
<viromancy> She could just be preserving her virtue. I've known young men put on multiple layers of clothing before entering my room :P

<frazzmeister> modnar
<frazzmeister> ooh, pretty paper..
* frazzmeister bats at Delphys forehead
* Greenie dies giggling.
<Greenie> Spot.
<Greenie> Best name for a cat, evah.
<frazzmeister> spot bats at delphys forehead?
<frazzmeister> spot is a dog!
<frazzmeister> spot is bob?
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<frazzmeister> bob is spotty?
<frazzmeister> potato is bob?
<Delphster> spot the bob
<frazzmeister> potato is spot?
<Delphster> speaking of bob, hi photo!
<photo> lol
<photo> dunno if thats a good thought.... but i'll go with it
<Greenie> bob = cat = spot = photo?
<Greenie> photo = bob?
<Greenie> o.O
<photo> HMMMMM
<frazzmeister> yes!
<Jessica|Finds> photo!
<photo> Jess!
<Delphster> instead of office chair package contained bobcat.
<Delphster> would not buy again.
<frazzmeister> :D
<Greenie> You bought a bobcat in an office chair box?

* MizzKitty|Discombobulated taps her foot at her nerdy boyfriend and decides that because of the flowers alone he will get another half hour to wrap up his nerd session
<Safyre420> maybe you just need to talk to him like you're from the internet to get some food lol
<Targ> omg can I be in ur foodz lol?
<Safyre420> or "I can has fooz plz"
<Safyre420> foodz*
<Targ> I can has cheezburger
<Safyre420> or just go open the fridge and yell "I'm in ur fridge stealin ur foodz!"

<Delphy> he pm'd me
<Delphy> "Can you delete your MTS2 account?"
<Delphy> I replied:
<Delphy> "Yes, I could delete my MTS2 account. :)"

<ChaoticNihilist> i don't feel like writing porn tonight
<ChaoticNihilist> my epic emo porn tale will have to wait.
<Cliff> I love you so much babe, makes me wanna bleed, makes me wanna bleed while I skullfuck you and fantasize about Fall Out Boy and how great I look like an ethiopian child when I put on your jeans
<ChaoticNihilist> write down the romantic, fuzzy part and use random people for real sex, the end
<ChaoticNihilist> skullfuck sounds good
<frazzmeister> SKULLFUCKING
<Cliff> Alas poor Yorick, we boned him well

<Longdaysend> oh you're not in create...this guy is just full of lulz
<Longdaysend> in a 'it's rude to point at the handicapped' kinda way
<HystericalParoxysm> Nr hppf. hiud/
<HystericalParoxysm> ...
<HystericalParoxysm> Speaking of.
<frazzmeister> ..
<frazzmeister> ?
<HystericalParoxysm> That was SUPPOSED to say "Be good, guys."
<photo> Suuuuure it was
<frazzmeister> o.0
<Loaf> lol
<viromancy> in what language?
<Longdaysend> well you only missed by..all the letters HP :D

<elpemmy> omnomnom sausage and chips
<ArtsyFrenchie> We all know you like sausage, Emmy
<Database> hur hur hur
<elpemmy> oh, fuck you. :P
<Database> she also likes chips.
<Database> strange
<Database> most girls don't
<elpemmy> ...chips? I think I'm missing the innuendo
<Database> ...
<Database> Oh god Emmy, you are clueless XD

[ ten minutes later... ]

<elpemmy> ...okay now I'm lost.
<elpemmy> Can someone please explain the chips thing?
<Longdaysend> still stuck on that eh?
<elpemmy> yup
* Database falls over laughing.
<Database> Did you get it, LDE?
<Longdaysend> indeed
* Database is just checking it wasn't his terribly English.
<Database> Ems, want me to put you out of your misery?
<elpemmy> :(
<elpemmy> YES!
<Database> Chips = tiny pen0rs.
<elpemmy> Ohhh.
<elpemmy> I'd say sausages are pretty small, tbh.
<Database> ...
<Database> What kind of sausages do you eat?
<Database> Also, hur hur Emmy eats tiny sausages.
<Database> God this conversation is twisted XD
<Database> We don't have a gutter... we have a swimming pool.
<ArtsyFrenchie> Emmy's going to get disappointed when she reaches age of consent...
<elpemmy> Pah, Frenchie, what makes you think I'mma get laid the second I turn 16?
<Database> Emmy: Because you liek secks?
<Longdaysend> you hang out here?
<Database> Yes, one of us is going to sex you, Emmy :p
<ArtsyFrenchie> Ok, I'd say "after she reaches age of consent"
<elpemmy> Hang on, lemme calculate something.
<Database> And "one of us" is probably French :D
<Longdaysend> emmy once you hit the age of consent lock your doors and install anti-frenchman security devices
<elpemmy> I turn 16 2011. My birthday is on a friday.
<elpemmy> I think this means I will be at home.
<Database> In other words, the Union Jack, amirite?
<elpemmy> Frenchie is not coming to my house.
<elpemmy> If he can find my address, I will be amazed.
<Longdaysend> *sigh* fine ems, i'll give you a chasity belt for your birthday
<Database> Emmy, we already know what school you go to.
<ArtsyFrenchie> I'm totally sure I could find your address
<Database> Finding your address would merely be a case of trial and error.
<elpemmy> Fuckbuckets.
<ArtsyFrenchie> Only, I won't bother :D
<Longdaysend> how many smoking hot 14 yr olds are there in england? like 12 tops!
<Database> LDE: You mean GENUINELY hot, right?
<Longdaysend> it'll be easy to find you ems
<elpemmy> I SPY A DATA
<Database> ...
<Database> Buggernuts!
<Database> I've been spotted!
* Database evades.
* elpemmy shoots
* elpemmy SCORES
<Database> ...
<Database> Emmy, that is the whole point!
<elpemmy> STOP THINKING THAT YOU DIRTY MINDED PEOPLES.
<elpemmy> I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!
<Database> We've been trying to get you to score for months!
<elpemmy> I HATE YOU GUYS.
<Longdaysend> oh god i love you guys so much. i haven't laughed this much in weeks
<elpemmy> FUCK YOU ALL.
<Database> GLADLY
<Database> PLEASE DO

<HystericalParoxysm> DO NOT GOATSE YOUR MOTHER

21:35 < ParamooreStillSick> Chii, why did you murder everyone?
21:35 < Chii> beats working

<Sparkle> What are next door DOING? They've been banging and crashing and drilling all day
<Frenchie> Sex, computing on Windows ME and searching for oil.

* Beck_Beck is now known as Becky_unloved_and_hated
* HystericalParoxysm plays the world's smallest violin for Becky and her excessively long name.
* Becky_unloved_and_hated smiles weakly....then continues to cry
* Becky_unloved_and_hated is now known as GothChild
<HystericalParoxysm> Look! A baby bat! Beat it with sticks!
<GothChild> huh?
* HystericalParoxysm pats Becky on the head and gives her a cookie.
<GothChild> thank you HP
* GothChild eats the cookie very slowly and sadly
<HystericalParoxysm> You've got some crumbs stuck in your black lipstick there, hon.

* SilentPsycho goes to see what bit of nonsense is her horoscope for today.
<Starbuck> hehe
<whiterider> Oh I love reading those things!! "the guy you fancy will ask you out on Tuesday"... errr.. no.
<whiterider> ^^ Silent's horoscopes!
* SilentPsycho dons a gypsy shawl and grabs her crystal ball
<Anna> yeah? can you read my future?
<SilentPsycho> Give me a moment.
* SilentPsycho umms and ahhs over her crystal ball with her eyes closed.
<whiterider> I prefer the version of fortune telling in Barry Trotter
<SilentPsycho> You will meet a tall, dark, and handsome stranger. Then you will meet his equally cute boyfriend.
<whiterider> rofl

[02:28] * JohnBrehaut1 has joined #social
[02:29] <JohnBrehaut1> who is bug ?
[02:29] <HystericalParoxysm> An unholy avenger of asskicking evilness.
[02:30] <JohnBrehaut1> LyricLee
[02:30] <Starbuck> lol
[02:30] <Bug> hi
[02:30] <Starbuck> that's just funny how people can tell Lyric by that