#954 · added 12 January 2008 · vote up / 15 / vote down - from #supersecretstaffchannel
<&HystericalParoxysm> What the hell? I -still- don't have hate mail for revoking this moron's RP forum access. *frumps* I think I'm losing my touch or something. Now the morons just apologize. :(
<&HystericalParoxysm> It's completely unfair! Yell at me! Call me names! Insult my parentage, my heritage, and my mother! All these sickening apologies and niceities. Ugh.
<&whiterider> Well you know why they do that?
<Star> they know they're gonna end up losing anyway
<Star> and apologizing
<Star> they're just cutting out all the pain and suffering
<Star> they're learning! :O
<&HystericalParoxysm> THANK YOU WHITEY
<Star> woah, need a moment to read that one
<&HystericalParoxysm> *dies laughing*
<&whiterider> YOU'RE WELCOME BITCH! <3
* &HystericalParoxysm hands whitey a pile of benes
<&HystericalParoxysm> Now THAT'S what I miss!
* Star hands whitey a pile of vowels
<Star> and....well hell... here's the whole alphabet... put 'em in order this time
#944 · added 21 December 2007 · vote up / 15 / vote down - from #social
<FuryPamther|Wtf> dont reckon ive met you bunny
<whiterider> Bunnybunnybunnybunnybunny
* FuryPamther|Wtf shakes ahnds
<FuryPamther|Wtf> *hands
<Bunny> probably not i haven't been here in like months
<whiterider> That's because you suck Panda :0
<whiterider> *:)
<Stoz> O_o
<Stoz> suck???
<Bunny> you don't want to touch my hands, i know where they've been
<FuryPamther|Wtf> lol white
* FuryPamther|Wtf uses the purell
<Bunny> so who still has boobies flagged?
<Bunny> or are you all slacking?
<DrunkPyshco> Bunny. meet Panda. Panda, meet bunny, the one who broke her jaw giving a guy a blow job.
<Stoz> Panda, privet
<Bunny> :p
<DrunkPyshco> Rawr
<FuryPamther|Wtf> O_o
<Aychpee> That was the best introduction EVAR
#906 · added 10 November 2007 · vote up / 15 / vote down - from #social
* Delphy4 has joined #social
* Delphy4 Quit (Quit: modthesims2.com)
<djones> delphys been cloning himself again...
<~Delphy> Yeah they are short lived though...
<~Delphy> Haven't got the heamoglobin levels right yet
<djones> ahh righty
<djones> have you tried a slow infusion
<~Delphy> yeah
<&whiterider> No, you need to realign the widget with the sprocket in such a way that the thingumyjig resonates to the frequency of the whatsamadooda
<djones> well that might work
<djones> but only if hte ooujamaflip is rotating and oscilating countary to the somoflange
<Database> Or you just need to hit it hard enough.
#785 · added 21 August 2007 · vote up / 15 / vote down - from #supersecretstaffchannel
<Delphy> he pm'd me
<Delphy> "Can you delete your MTS2 account?"
<Delphy> I replied:
<Delphy> "Yes, I could delete my MTS2 account. :)"
#980 · added 25 March 2008 · vote up / 15 / vote down - from #social
* We want a pony.
* You want a pony, too!
* It 's a pony, look!
* I can haz pony nao?
#993 · added 17 April 2008 · vote up / 15 / vote down - from #supersecretstaffchannel
[12:04] <Lethe> qdb is being updated
[12:04] * Lethe gasms
[12:04] <Lethe> erm
[12:04] <Lethe> gasps
#1379 · added 4 September 2009 · vote up / 15 / vote down - from #social
<HystericalParoxysm> DO NOT GOATSE YOUR MOTHER
#1680 · added 21 January 2011 · vote up / 15 / vote down - from #create
<Indycent> Omg i am so nervous
<Indycent> I dont know if i will get my upload rejected
* leefish rejects
<leefish> There ya go
<leefish> KIDDING
<Indycent> lol
<Indycent> your gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul
<leefish> always winter.
<leefish> NEVER Christmas.
#22 · added 16 March 2006 · vote up / 14 / vote down - from #social
* rit2067 (rit2067@mts2-930E77C6.ipt.aol.com) has joined #social
<rit2067> hi
* rit2067 (rit2067@mts2-930E77C6.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Quit: modthesims2.com)
<Kelly> Well then.
<Kelly> A fly by assault.
<Kelly> O_o
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<Kelly> Back for more?
#44 · added 16 March 2006 · vote up / 14 / vote down - from #social
* Beck_Beck is now known as Becky_unloved_and_hated
* HystericalParoxysm plays the world's smallest violin for Becky and her excessively long name.
* Becky_unloved_and_hated smiles weakly....then continues to cry
* Becky_unloved_and_hated is now known as GothChild
<HystericalParoxysm> Look! A baby bat! Beat it with sticks!
<GothChild> huh?
* HystericalParoxysm pats Becky on the head and gives her a cookie.
<GothChild> thank you HP
* GothChild eats the cookie very slowly and sadly
<HystericalParoxysm> You've got some crumbs stuck in your black lipstick there, hon.
#118 · added 21 April 2006 · vote up / 14 / vote down - from #social
<simfanactic2184> do any of you guys do requests for the modthesims2 site
<Delphy|Away> Whats modthesims2
<simfanactic2184> it's a site where people make stuff for the sims and put it up to donwload
<Lethe> simfanactic2184, never heard of it
<simfanactic2184> download*
<Delphy|Away> Sounds like a crud site to me. I mean, whoever heard of making stuff for the sims
<simfanactic2184> alot of people
<Lethe> must be out of their minds, to be honest
<simfanactic2184> like home's car's furniture and clothe's
<Lethe> sounds like a lot of work, making that
<Delphy|Away> yes totally bonkers Lethe
<simfanactic2184> yes but i guess they enjoy making them
<teknofil> isn't sims that family that lives down the street... why would anyone want to make something for them... they are... well we aren't allowed to say those words here.
<simfanactic2184> well i don't think it's bonker's
<Lethe> and you ask them to make stuff?
<simfanactic2184> i think it's neat because you can find stuff that maxis didn't out into the game
<simfanactic2184> if you want to you can make request's
<Delphy|Away> Who is maxis? one of these so-called creators?
<simfanactic2184> why in the world r u in here if you don't know what maxis is or even the game for that matter
<Delphy|Away> I'm here for the women. Why are *you* here?
<simfanactic2184> don't worry about that
<teknofil> definatly the women...
#253 · added 14 September 2006 · vote up / 14 / vote down - from #social
<whiterider> The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they're the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they...
<whiterider> ...conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, filling everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten raccoon. The raccoon is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
<whiterider> *killing
<SilentPsycho> Heheheheg
<SilentPsycho> -g
<SilentPsycho> I think I'm going to take a nap now.
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<SilentPsycho> A ill Psycho is not a happy nor an active one
* Bunny waves
* SilentPsycho snuggles whitey and Bunny, then wanders off to bed
* whiterider huggles Silent
* whiterider doesn't wave at Bunny as rabbits do not exist
#351 · added 21 November 2006 · vote up / 14 / vote down - from #social
HD> im bored thats the problem with me, im ALWAYS bored.
<Bunny> you have genitals, how can you possibly be bored?
#391 · added 18 December 2006 · vote up / 14 / vote down - from #social
<whiterider> ..no, I'm drinking...
<whiterider> *working
#936 · added 14 December 2007 · vote up / 14 / vote down - from #social
<SilentDrinking> XD
<SilentDrinking> Does it say something about your room if your housemate insists on putting on ski socks, a jumper, slippers, gloves, and bringing her quilt in before she enters your room?
<Stormy> ah yeah...
<Stormy> when is the last time you turned the heat on
<Stormy> or closed the window
<SilentDrinking> Ummm...October.
--- Jessica|bodyshop is now known as Jessica|away
<viromancy> She could just be preserving her virtue. I've known young men put on multiple layers of clothing before entering my room :P
#945 · added 21 December 2007 · vote up / 14 / vote down - from #social
<Jessica|finds> umm
<djones> woops
<djones> sorry about that
* djones (djones@fd-AAA3B32A.winn.cable.ntl.com) Quit ([irc.fluffy-demons.net] Local kill by Delphy (Space... the final frontier.))
#858 · added 9 October 2007 · vote up / 14 / vote down - from #social
<frazzmeister> modnar
<frazzmeister> ooh, pretty paper..
* frazzmeister bats at Delphys forehead
* Greenie dies giggling.
<Greenie> Spot.
<Greenie> Best name for a cat, evah.
<frazzmeister> spot bats at delphys forehead?
<frazzmeister> spot is a dog!
<frazzmeister> spot is bob?
--> photo (photo@mts2-73090799.dhcp.insightbb.com) has joined #social
<frazzmeister> bob is spotty?
<frazzmeister> potato is bob?
<Delphster> spot the bob
<frazzmeister> potato is spot?
<Delphster> speaking of bob, hi photo!
<photo> lol
<photo> dunno if thats a good thought.... but i'll go with it
<Greenie> bob = cat = spot = photo?
<Greenie> photo = bob?
<Greenie> o.O
<photo> HMMMMM
<frazzmeister> yes!
<Jessica|Finds> photo!
<photo> Jess!
<Delphster> instead of office chair package contained bobcat.
<Delphster> would not buy again.
<frazzmeister> :D
<Greenie> You bought a bobcat in an office chair box?
#739 · added 31 July 2007 · vote up / 14 / vote down - from #social
* Clinky hits Star's head with a baseball bat
<Clinky> leave the lemmings alone!
<-- Star has kicked Clinky from #social (*hits Clinky up the ass with a boot*)
<Cazzy-Tchan> LOL!
<ChocolateCake> Woo, Star
<ChocolateCake> I love you ^^
<Cazzy-Tchan> me too
--> Clinky (Clinky@mts2-ED9A7721.hsd1.co.comcast.net) has joined #social
<Clinky> I hate you, Star.
<-- Clinky has quit (Quit: modthesims2.com)
<HP|Meshing> Awww. Someone has sand in his vagina.
#791 · added 28 August 2007 · vote up / 14 / vote down - from #help
<ChocolateCake> i haz a question
<Safyre420> I haz a answer
<ChocolateCake> i can has cheezburger?
<sheepbap> i haz cheezburger
<ChocolateCake> pls give cheezburger kthx
<Safyre420> I made u a cheezburger but I eated it :(
<Safyre420> =^.^=
<ChocolateCake> u eated mah cheezburger?
<Safyre420> yah soz I'm frum teh intranetz
<ChocolateCake> o ish ok lolz
<Safyre420> lulz
#966 · added 3 February 2008 · vote up / 14 / vote down - from #social
<SilentPsycho> Oh well, Break/Talky time over. Time to get back to my report on Improving Time management, Managing and Organising Meetings More Effectively, and Training Program for the previous two points. And yes, I know the irony of just starting this report 15 hours before the final deadline. :P
#978 · added 21 March 2008 · vote up / 14 / vote down - from #social
[19:12] <fway|TS2> how do I download the internet?
[19:13] <ChocolateCake> www.theinternet.com
[19:13] <fway|TS2> thanks. :)
[19:13] <ChocolateCake> That...linked to amazon.com.
#1169 · added 12 December 2008 · vote up / 14 / vote down - from #social
<ChaoticNihilist> i don't feel like writing porn tonight
<ChaoticNihilist> my epic emo porn tale will have to wait.
<Cliff> I love you so much babe, makes me wanna bleed, makes me wanna bleed while I skullfuck you and fantasize about Fall Out Boy and how great I look like an ethiopian child when I put on your jeans
<ChaoticNihilist> write down the romantic, fuzzy part and use random people for real sex, the end
<ChaoticNihilist> skullfuck sounds good
<frazzmeister> SKULLFUCKING
<Cliff> Alas poor Yorick, we boned him well
#1223 · added 10 February 2009 · vote up / 14 / vote down - from #social
* Longdaysend poofilates photo in a disturbing manner
* djones reads cookies as condoms...for some reason
<djones> poogasm!
<photo> roffle
<meshemmy> Dj, leave me alone now, please? :(
<cthru> oh, god deej :P
<Longdaysend> gee i wonder why deej
<djones> Protip, the neural chemicals released when you poo is the same as when you orgasm, just in different quantities
<cthru> I doubt LDE could eat condoms :P
<djones> So if you held in a poo for like...a week
<djones> it would be like a mini orgasm when you went
<Longdaysend> ...dj..no more fun facts please
<cthru> you'd have an orgasm? :P
<HystericalParoxysm> My niece only poops once a month, she says
* photo dies laughing
<djones> Now you know why!
<cthru> ehehehehe
<HystericalParoxysm> Didn't say anything about how awesome it is when she does though.
<Longdaysend> and now we have a poop discussion going on, thank you dj
<HystericalParoxysm> I told her she was full of shit. :D
#1288 · added 5 June 2009 · vote up / 14 / vote down - from #social
* Delphy is now known as Delphyzzz
<jolien> :)
<jolien> why the zz ?
<jolien> going to bed?
<frazzmeister> no, he's morphed into a bumble bee clearly.
#1435 · added 26 October 2009 · vote up / 14 / vote down - from #social
21:35 < ParamooreStillSick> Chii, why did you murder everyone?
21:35 < Chii> beats working