MTS2 Quotes Database

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<djones> delphys been cloning himself again...
<~Delphy> Yeah they are short lived though...
<~Delphy> Haven't got the heamoglobin levels right yet
<djones> ahh righty
<djones> have you tried a slow infusion
<~Delphy> yeah
<&whiterider> No, you need to realign the widget with the sprocket in such a way that the thingumyjig resonates to the frequency of the whatsamadooda
<djones> well that might work
<djones> but only if hte ooujamaflip is rotating and oscilating countary to the somoflange
<Database> Or you just need to hit it hard enough.

* We want a pony.
* You want a pony, too!
* It 's a pony, look!
* I can haz pony nao?

<elpemmy> omnomnom sausage and chips
<ArtsyFrenchie> We all know you like sausage, Emmy
<Database> hur hur hur
<elpemmy> oh, fuck you. :P
<Database> she also likes chips.
<Database> strange
<Database> most girls don't
<elpemmy> ...chips? I think I'm missing the innuendo
<Database> ...
<Database> Oh god Emmy, you are clueless XD

[ ten minutes later... ]

<elpemmy> ...okay now I'm lost.
<elpemmy> Can someone please explain the chips thing?
<Longdaysend> still stuck on that eh?
<elpemmy> yup
* Database falls over laughing.
<Database> Did you get it, LDE?
<Longdaysend> indeed
* Database is just checking it wasn't his terribly English.
<Database> Ems, want me to put you out of your misery?
<elpemmy> :(
<elpemmy> YES!
<Database> Chips = tiny pen0rs.
<elpemmy> Ohhh.
<elpemmy> I'd say sausages are pretty small, tbh.
<Database> ...
<Database> What kind of sausages do you eat?
<Database> Also, hur hur Emmy eats tiny sausages.
<Database> God this conversation is twisted XD
<Database> We don't have a gutter... we have a swimming pool.
<ArtsyFrenchie> Emmy's going to get disappointed when she reaches age of consent...
<elpemmy> Pah, Frenchie, what makes you think I'mma get laid the second I turn 16?
<Database> Emmy: Because you liek secks?
<Longdaysend> you hang out here?
<Database> Yes, one of us is going to sex you, Emmy :p
<ArtsyFrenchie> Ok, I'd say "after she reaches age of consent"
<elpemmy> Hang on, lemme calculate something.
<Database> And "one of us" is probably French :D
<Longdaysend> emmy once you hit the age of consent lock your doors and install anti-frenchman security devices
<elpemmy> I turn 16 2011. My birthday is on a friday.
<elpemmy> I think this means I will be at home.
<Database> In other words, the Union Jack, amirite?
<elpemmy> Frenchie is not coming to my house.
<elpemmy> If he can find my address, I will be amazed.
<Longdaysend> *sigh* fine ems, i'll give you a chasity belt for your birthday
<Database> Emmy, we already know what school you go to.
<ArtsyFrenchie> I'm totally sure I could find your address
<Database> Finding your address would merely be a case of trial and error.
<elpemmy> Fuckbuckets.
<ArtsyFrenchie> Only, I won't bother :D
<Longdaysend> how many smoking hot 14 yr olds are there in england? like 12 tops!
<Database> LDE: You mean GENUINELY hot, right?
<Longdaysend> it'll be easy to find you ems
<elpemmy> I SPY A DATA
<Database> ...
<Database> Buggernuts!
<Database> I've been spotted!
* Database evades.
* elpemmy shoots
* elpemmy SCORES
<Database> ...
<Database> Emmy, that is the whole point!
<elpemmy> STOP THINKING THAT YOU DIRTY MINDED PEOPLES.
<elpemmy> I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!
<Database> We've been trying to get you to score for months!
<elpemmy> I HATE YOU GUYS.
<Longdaysend> oh god i love you guys so much. i haven't laughed this much in weeks
<elpemmy> FUCK YOU ALL.
<Database> GLADLY
<Database> PLEASE DO

<MasterJ64> does anybody know what iwx is?
<MasterJ64> or means
<MasterJ64> cause the dang thing made me change my name for some reason
<MasterJ64> do you know HystericalParoxym
<HystericalParoxysm> Not a clue.
<MasterJ64> I had to change my username to login for some reason and it didn't tell me why either do you yhink you can help me out?
<HystericalParoxysm> Dunno. Just do /nick MasterJ16
<MasterJ64> i tried and it wouln't let me still for some reason I think somebody stole my nickname to login here casue I do not like MasterJ64 it looks plain weird to me
* HystericalParoxysm is now known as MasterJ16
<MasterJ16> Works fine.
* MasterJ16 is now known as HystericalParoxysm
<HystericalParoxysm> It didn't ask me for a password either, so nobody stole your nick.
<MasterJ64> let me try it
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<frazzmeister> ...
* HystericalParoxysm sighs.
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<HystericalParoxysm> You don't have to leave the chat to do it.
<HystericalParoxysm> Just type /nick MasterJ16
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<HystericalParoxysm> You don't have to leave the chat to do it.
<HystericalParoxysm> Just type /nick MasterJ16
<MasterJ64> type in what?
<frazzmeister> I'd headdesk if not for the gravy covered plate of roast pork in front of me.
<HystericalParoxysm> /nick MasterJ16
* HystericalParoxysm steals some of frazz's gravypork
<MasterJ64> where do I type it then?
<HystericalParoxysm> Same place you just typed "where do I type it then?"
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<HystericalParoxysm> Oh for fuck's sake.
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* frazzmeister chokes
<nick_MasterJ16> it looks weird
<HystericalParoxysm> Because you did it wrong.
<nick_MasterJ16> what do i have to do then
<HystericalParoxysm> Type /nick MasterJ16
<nick_MasterJ16> in the nickname thing
<HystericalParoxysm> No
<HystericalParoxysm> In here
<HystericalParoxysm> Do not leave the chat
<frazzmeister> right there in the place where you to say things
<HystericalParoxysm> Start with a /
<HystericalParoxysm> Then type nick, and then a space, and MasterJ16
<nick_MasterJ16> on the side thing
<nick_MasterJ16> here
<HystericalParoxysm> In the place you just typed "on the side thing"
<HystericalParoxysm> Exactly where you are typing now
<nick_MasterJ16> is this right? nick MasterJ16
<HystericalParoxysm> With a /
<HystericalParoxysm> And it has to be on its own, like, at the start of a new message in the little box
<HystericalParoxysm> /nick MasterJ16
<HystericalParoxysm> Just like that.
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<frazzmeister> .......is this real?
* HystericalParoxysm headdesks over and over.
* HystericalParoxysm sets ban on *!*@88F7A955.5B59F4DD.92F2A.IP
<HystericalParoxysm> Too fucking stupid to be here.
<frazzmeister> IQ as well as age must be at least 13, eh?
<HystericalParoxysm> That's probably a bit over-generous.

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<rit2067> hi
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<Kelly> Well then.
<Kelly> A fly by assault.
<Kelly> O_o
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<Kelly> Back for more?

* Beck_Beck is now known as Becky_unloved_and_hated
* HystericalParoxysm plays the world's smallest violin for Becky and her excessively long name.
* Becky_unloved_and_hated smiles weakly....then continues to cry
* Becky_unloved_and_hated is now known as GothChild
<HystericalParoxysm> Look! A baby bat! Beat it with sticks!
<GothChild> huh?
* HystericalParoxysm pats Becky on the head and gives her a cookie.
<GothChild> thank you HP
* GothChild eats the cookie very slowly and sadly
<HystericalParoxysm> You've got some crumbs stuck in your black lipstick there, hon.

<simfanactic2184> do any of you guys do requests for the modthesims2 site
<Delphy|Away> Whats modthesims2
<simfanactic2184> it's a site where people make stuff for the sims and put it up to donwload
<Lethe> simfanactic2184, never heard of it
<simfanactic2184> download*
<Delphy|Away> Sounds like a crud site to me. I mean, whoever heard of making stuff for the sims
<simfanactic2184> alot of people
<Lethe> must be out of their minds, to be honest
<simfanactic2184> like home's car's furniture and clothe's
<Lethe> sounds like a lot of work, making that
<Delphy|Away> yes totally bonkers Lethe
<simfanactic2184> yes but i guess they enjoy making them
<teknofil> isn't sims that family that lives down the street... why would anyone want to make something for them... they are... well we aren't allowed to say those words here.
<simfanactic2184> well i don't think it's bonker's
<Lethe> and you ask them to make stuff?
<simfanactic2184> i think it's neat because you can find stuff that maxis didn't out into the game
<simfanactic2184> if you want to you can make request's
<Delphy|Away> Who is maxis? one of these so-called creators?
<simfanactic2184> why in the world r u in here if you don't know what maxis is or even the game for that matter
<Delphy|Away> I'm here for the women. Why are *you* here?
<simfanactic2184> don't worry about that
<teknofil> definatly the women...

<whiterider> The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they're the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they...
<whiterider> ...conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, filling everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten raccoon. The raccoon is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
<whiterider> *killing
<SilentPsycho> Heheheheg
<SilentPsycho> -g
<SilentPsycho> I think I'm going to take a nap now.
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<SilentPsycho> A ill Psycho is not a happy nor an active one
* Bunny waves
* SilentPsycho snuggles whitey and Bunny, then wanders off to bed
* whiterider huggles Silent
* whiterider doesn't wave at Bunny as rabbits do not exist

HD> im bored thats the problem with me, im ALWAYS bored.
<Bunny> you have genitals, how can you possibly be bored?

<whiterider> ..no, I'm drinking...
<whiterider> *working

<SilentDrinking> XD
<SilentDrinking> Does it say something about your room if your housemate insists on putting on ski socks, a jumper, slippers, gloves, and bringing her quilt in before she enters your room?
<Stormy> ah yeah...
<Stormy> when is the last time you turned the heat on
<Stormy> or closed the window
<SilentDrinking> Ummm...October.
--- Jessica|bodyshop is now known as Jessica|away
<viromancy> She could just be preserving her virtue. I've known young men put on multiple layers of clothing before entering my room :P

<djones>
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<Jessica|finds> umm
<djones>
<djones> woops
<djones> sorry about that
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<frazzmeister> modnar
<frazzmeister> ooh, pretty paper..
* frazzmeister bats at Delphys forehead
* Greenie dies giggling.
<Greenie> Spot.
<Greenie> Best name for a cat, evah.
<frazzmeister> spot bats at delphys forehead?
<frazzmeister> spot is a dog!
<frazzmeister> spot is bob?
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<frazzmeister> bob is spotty?
<frazzmeister> potato is bob?
<Delphster> spot the bob
<frazzmeister> potato is spot?
<Delphster> speaking of bob, hi photo!
<photo> lol
<photo> dunno if thats a good thought.... but i'll go with it
<Greenie> bob = cat = spot = photo?
<Greenie> photo = bob?
<Greenie> o.O
<photo> HMMMMM
<frazzmeister> yes!
<Jessica|Finds> photo!
<photo> Jess!
<Delphster> instead of office chair package contained bobcat.
<Delphster> would not buy again.
<frazzmeister> :D
<Greenie> You bought a bobcat in an office chair box?

<Delphy> he pm'd me
<Delphy> "Can you delete your MTS2 account?"
<Delphy> I replied:
<Delphy> "Yes, I could delete my MTS2 account. :)"

* Clinky hits Star's head with a baseball bat
<Clinky> leave the lemmings alone!
<-- Star has kicked Clinky from #social (*hits Clinky up the ass with a boot*)
<Cazzy-Tchan> LOL!
<ChocolateCake> Woo, Star
<ChocolateCake> I love you ^^
<Cazzy-Tchan> me too
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<Clinky> I hate you, Star.
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<HP|Meshing> Awww. Someone has sand in his vagina.

<ChocolateCake> i haz a question
<Safyre420> I haz a answer
<ChocolateCake> i can has cheezburger?
<sheepbap> i haz cheezburger
<ChocolateCake> pls give cheezburger kthx
<Safyre420> I made u a cheezburger but I eated it :(
<Safyre420> =^.^=
<ChocolateCake> u eated mah cheezburger?
<Safyre420> yah soz I'm frum teh intranetz
<ChocolateCake> o ish ok lolz
<Safyre420> lulz

<SilentPsycho> Oh well, Break/Talky time over. Time to get back to my report on Improving Time management, Managing and Organising Meetings More Effectively, and Training Program for the previous two points. And yes, I know the irony of just starting this report 15 hours before the final deadline. :P

[12:04] <Lethe> qdb is being updated
[12:04] * Lethe gasms
[12:04] <Lethe> erm
[12:04] <Lethe> gasps

[19:12] <fway|TS2> how do I download the internet?
[19:13] <ChocolateCake> www.theinternet.com
[19:13] <fway|TS2> thanks. :)
[19:13] <ChocolateCake> That...linked to amazon.com.

<ChaoticNihilist> i don't feel like writing porn tonight
<ChaoticNihilist> my epic emo porn tale will have to wait.
<Cliff> I love you so much babe, makes me wanna bleed, makes me wanna bleed while I skullfuck you and fantasize about Fall Out Boy and how great I look like an ethiopian child when I put on your jeans
<ChaoticNihilist> write down the romantic, fuzzy part and use random people for real sex, the end
<ChaoticNihilist> skullfuck sounds good
<frazzmeister> SKULLFUCKING
<Cliff> Alas poor Yorick, we boned him well

* Delphy is now known as Delphyzzz
<jolien> :)
<jolien> why the zz ?
<jolien> going to bed?
<frazzmeister> no, he's morphed into a bumble bee clearly.

<HystericalParoxysm> DO NOT GOATSE YOUR MOTHER

21:35 < ParamooreStillSick> Chii, why did you murder everyone?
21:35 < Chii> beats working

<WWW> I am not paying 23 dollars for a box, unless it is a NICE box.
* Sparkle paints a box beautifuly
<Sparkle> Hi Davey!
<Davey> You're selling your box?
<Davey> Hooker
<Sparkle> Wanna buy a box?
<Sparkle> o_O
<Sparkle> ....
<Davey> Sorry, I had to
<Sparkle> This box comes with all the mod cons
<Davey> Box accessories?
<Sparkle> Full plumbing, satilite TV
<Sparkle> It'll cost you just £25
<Davey> Well I'd hope your box came with plumbing, but idk how you fit a satellite TV in there
<Davey> Magic Box
<Sparkle> £50 then
<Sparkle> It's a hilarious box
<Davey> If no one is buying your box at 25, you probably don't want to up the price
<Davey> I'm sure it is
<Sparkle> Okay, how about £30?
<Davey> That's still up, my dear
<Davey> Ilu sparkle.
<Sparkle> £32, and I'll throw in 4 bedrooms and a sauna
<Davey> Mighty big box
<Sparkle> It's the deal of the century!
<Davey> You should really lower the price if it's that large
<Sparkle> £30 and that's the lowest I'll go
<Sparkle> But you get everything
<Davey> Not just your box?
<Davey> Does your offer come with the back door?
<Sparkle> 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms..Eat in kitchen...Satillite TV...Sauna..
<Sparkle> Even a..wait, what?
<Davey> Well good, I'm glad we could eat *in* your box
<Sparkle> It even has a bowling alley and a swimming pool!
<Sparkle> I think that's worth the £30.
<Davey> Well sparkle, it is large, it would be like throwing a hot dog down a bowling alley
<Sparkle> £300
<Davey> Okay Sparkle. Ilu. I have to tell you
<Davey> Box is a euphemism for vagina
<Sparkle> ..Davey, I hate you so much!

<Jon|CountingCowZzZzZz> I started counting sheeps, but sheep make a lot of noise when thrown over a fence to count. So I tried pigs. Same difference. Eventually, I came to cows. Cows don't make much noise and they know they can't be thrown over a fence. Problem solved.
<HystericalParoxysm> I'd go for chickens, personally.
<HystericalParoxysm> Nice little clouds of feathers.
<Jon|CountingCowZzZzZz> Chicken makes noise though. I'm a light sleeper.
<HystericalParoxysm> Gag them first?