MTS2 Quotes Database

[05:17] <pedantic> Delphy: what kind of bot is foamy?
[05:18] <Delphy> a bot
[05:18] <Lethe> a squirrel bot
[05:18] <frazzmeister> a squirelly bot of doom.
[05:18] <Lethe> of doom
[05:18] <Delphy> :D
[05:18] <Lethe> :|
[05:18] <Lethe> get out of my head!

<whiterider> The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they're the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they...
<whiterider> ...conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, filling everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten raccoon. The raccoon is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
<whiterider> *killing
<SilentPsycho> Heheheheg
<SilentPsycho> -g
<SilentPsycho> I think I'm going to take a nap now.
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<SilentPsycho> A ill Psycho is not a happy nor an active one
* Bunny waves
* SilentPsycho snuggles whitey and Bunny, then wanders off to bed
* whiterider huggles Silent
* whiterider doesn't wave at Bunny as rabbits do not exist

[12:40] <HystericalParoxysm> omg this dude in Morrowind just called me a "dumner."
[12:40] <HystericalParoxysm> I think he was insulting me. Harumph!
[12:40] <viromancy> one who dumns?
[12:43] <HystericalParoxysm> Well, I'm a dunmer. Not a dumner. Maybe he just can't talk right.
[12:44] <viromancy> What do dunmers do all day?
[12:44] <Cake|Gone-ish> Dunm.
[12:44] <Cake|Gone-ish> :D
[12:45] <viromancy> ahhh...of course
[12:46] <viromancy> well there's been far too much dunming lately, if you want my opinion. We never used to dunm when I was a boy. We knew it was bad for us. Clean air and healthy exercise was good enough for us

<&HystericalParoxysm> What the hell? I -still- don't have hate mail for revoking this moron's RP forum access. *frumps* I think I'm losing my touch or something. Now the morons just apologize. :(
<&HystericalParoxysm> It's completely unfair! Yell at me! Call me names! Insult my parentage, my heritage, and my mother! All these sickening apologies and niceities. Ugh.
<&whiterider> Well you know why they do that?
<Star> they know they're gonna end up losing anyway
<Star> and apologizing
<Star> they're just cutting out all the pain and suffering
<Star> they're learning! :O
<&whiterider> ITZ BECUZ THEIR BLACK, ND THEIR SCATED OF U, BECUZ U IZ RACIST AND UR MUM ISD A FUKIN SLUT WHO SLEPT WIOTH A DONKEE HAHAHAHAHA!!!! :lol::lol::lol:;lol:
<&HystericalParoxysm> THANK YOU WHITEY
<Star> woah, need a moment to read that one
<&HystericalParoxysm> *dies laughing*
<&whiterider> YOU'RE WELCOME BITCH! <3
* &HystericalParoxysm hands whitey a pile of benes
<&HystericalParoxysm> Now THAT'S what I miss!
* Star hands whitey a pile of vowels
<Star> and....well hell... here's the whole alphabet... put 'em in order this time

<FuryPamther|Wtf> dont reckon ive met you bunny
<whiterider> Bunnybunnybunnybunnybunny
* FuryPamther|Wtf shakes ahnds
<FuryPamther|Wtf> *hands
<Bunny> probably not i haven't been here in like months
<whiterider> That's because you suck Panda :0
<whiterider> *:)
<Stoz> O_o
<Stoz> suck???
<Bunny> you don't want to touch my hands, i know where they've been
<FuryPamther|Wtf> lol white
* FuryPamther|Wtf uses the purell
<Bunny> so who still has boobies flagged?
<Bunny> or are you all slacking?
<DrunkPyshco> Bunny. meet Panda. Panda, meet bunny, the one who broke her jaw giving a guy a blow job.
<Stoz> Panda, privet
<Bunny> :p
<DrunkPyshco> Rawr
<FuryPamther|Wtf> O_o
<Aychpee> That was the best introduction EVAR

<frazzmeister> I just unbuttoned my pants... and a moth flew out...

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<djones> delphys been cloning himself again...
<~Delphy> Yeah they are short lived though...
<~Delphy> Haven't got the heamoglobin levels right yet
<djones> ahh righty
<djones> have you tried a slow infusion
<~Delphy> yeah
<&whiterider> No, you need to realign the widget with the sprocket in such a way that the thingumyjig resonates to the frequency of the whatsamadooda
<djones> well that might work
<djones> but only if hte ooujamaflip is rotating and oscilating countary to the somoflange
<Database> Or you just need to hit it hard enough.

<Zicon> Why the heck would one respect someone who uses chatspeak? Chatspeakers are, like, the green mold that grows in the channel corners... :p

* Jon (Jon@fd-75FB8181.fai.dsl.dynamic.acsalaska.net) has joined #social
<escand> hello Jon
<Jon> morning
<&whiterider> Afternoon Jon
<Renske> hey Jon
<Jon> ...
<Jon> Okay, what's going on. Hardly anyone ever greets me.
<Renske> too many grls?
<ChocolateCake> You're wearing a nice shirt.
<Renske> we like your hair
<&whiterider> We want your babies
<Renske> have a seat, Jon
* Renske pokes white "not YET!"
* Jon (Jon@fd-75FB8181.fai.dsl.dynamic.acsalaska.net) Quit (Quit: X-Chat 2.8.4 [Windows 6.1 Build 6574 Milestone 1 | AuthenticAMD 3.2GHz])
<&whiterider> Aww, did I blow it again? :(
* Zicon throws jon a greeting banana.
<ChocolateCake> Lmao.
* &whiterider sniggers
<Renske> haha

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<rit2067> hi
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<Kelly> Well then.
<Kelly> A fly by assault.
<Kelly> O_o
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<Kelly> Back for more?

* Durntdude gets out stick twice as big (unbreakable) and beats tar outta SilentPhsco
<SilentPsycho> I sort of did. I was in the other room when it happened
<frazzmeister|busy> oh, i wouldn't do that......
<Darkwytche> Silent, that doesn't count. I had high hopes for our boys and he just let us down.
* SilentPsycho yawns, gets out her kitchen knife, and emasculates Durntdude
<SilentPsycho> Oooo
<frazzmeister|busy> thats gotta hurt...
<SilentPsycho> Just noticed something
* Durntdude gets out giant robot suit and obliterates Phsco
<SilentPsycho> >:)
<Darkwytche> Silent is well protected Durntdude her gang of evil minions, including Frazz and myself
<-- SilentPsycho has kicked Durntdude from #social (An ops beats anything you can do)
<Gaz> lol
<frazzmeister|busy> heh

<Cliff> later all
<GreenStraws> Urg. That leaves me perpetually alone.
*** Cliff has quit (Quit: Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?)
<GreenStraws> Chii, Im bored.
<GreenStraws> !coffee
* Chii passes GreenStraws a cup of coffee
<GreenStraws> Aw. Arent you sweet? Not like I forced it or anything. ^_^
* GreenStraws huggles Chii.
<GreenStraws> !seen Chii
<Chii> GreenStraws, I'm right here. Quit wasting my time!
<GreenStraws> Oh, you know I love you though. How could I waste your time? o.o
<GreenStraws> I am hurt.
<GreenStraws> Deeply.
<GreenStraws> !seen GreenStraws
<Chii> GreenStraws, go look in a mirror.
<GreenStraws> What are you saying?
<GreenStraws> That I am fat?!
<GreenStraws> DAMN YOU.
<GreenStraws> !cookie
* jfade gives GreenStraws a sugar cookie
* Chii passes GreenStraws a cookie :)
<GreenStraws> See, how can I hate you when you give me cookies? And smiley faces?
<GreenStraws> And no, befor eyou ask, I dont even know why the hell this jfade is giving me cookies.
<GreenStraws> You are the only bot in my life.
<GreenStraws> :)
<GreenStraws> !tea
* Chii serves up a nice hot cuppa to GreenStraws
<GreenStraws> My favorite. Now I feel loved.
<GreenStraws> <3
<GreenStraws> !seen Cheeseisgood
<Chii> Cheeseisgood (Cheeseisgo@mts2-95FB478.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com) was last seen quitting from #social 16 hours, 5 minutes ago stating (Quit: Bye all).
<GreenStraws> Wow. 16 hours.
<GreenStraws> Hey! Wait a minute!
<GreenStraws> How do you know so much about that Chii?!?!
* GreenStraws is over you Chii. No more. No.

<whiterider> I feel that I'm neglecting my duties as channel owner when I walk into #teen and see "<shakazulu> lets pawn it and spend the proceeds on liquor"
<whiterider> ...

<SirEmino> first of all, i would NEVER have buttsecks
<SirEmino> even with a girl... coz thats just wrong
<Greenie> ... Girls.. Uh.. Dont have dicks?
<SirEmino> imagine your man-thingy fills with shit
<SirEmino> Greenie, i mean guys behind girls
<Greenie> Man-thingy...?
<Greenie> What, the fuck Emi?
<Greenie> You mean penis, yah?
<SirEmino> think greeneh, think!
<SirEmino> mhmm
<Greenie> SAY THE WORD.
<Targ> I think hes trying to use a euphemism for penis
<Greenie> PENIS.
<Targ> :p
<SirEmino> NO!
<Greenie> Penis, Emi! Penis!
<SirEmino> dammit grenie, that would gave me mental images
* Targ flashes emino again
<Greenie> Emi. Say penis. Nowwwww.
<SirEmino> lets just say curry hotdog... and i dont want curry hotdog!
* Greenie pokes Emi with a random hobo's penis.
<Greenie> Say it.
<Greenie> ^-^
<SirEmino> neba
<Greenie> No penis?
<Greenie> <SirEmino> Penis!
<SirEmino> http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/7413/previewpf3.jpg
<SirEmino> i want that :(
<Greenie> Is it a penis?
<Greenie> Do you not have a penis?
<Greenie> Penis?
<SirEmino> i haveit
<Greenie> You have what?
<SirEmino> i dontwantmentalimagesofit
<Jessica> penis?
<Zicon> I like penis.
<Jessica> whats wrong with penis?
<Greenie> Nothing is wrong with penis.
<Greenie> Its just Emi obviously does not have one.
<Jessica> he pissed off the wrong person?
<SirEmino> i hate you greenie :P
<Greenie> I hate you too.
<Greenie> Now.
<Greenie> Say penis.
<SirEmino> NUUUU!
<Greenie> If you say penis, we shall know you have one. If you dont, you are a woman.
<Greenie> We shall call you Emina.
<SirEmino> define -we- :P
<Greenie> Which is similar to enema.. So, I would suggest saying penis.
<SirEmino> pee-niece
<SirEmino> happy?
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<Zicon> No.
<Greenie> No, peeing on your nieces is not nice.
<Greenie> Not nearly as nice as penises, anyway.
* FurryPanda is now known as IntermittentPanda
<Zicon> Penises are awesome.
<IntermittentPanda> what did i walk into?
<Greenie> Penises.
<Greenie> :]
<IntermittentPanda> but no one here has one big enough to walk into...

<&whiterider> ...oh fuck
<DanTycoon> Hm?
<&whiterider> For the first time, I regret having risky woohoo switched on...
<&whiterider> >.<
<DanTycoon> Hm
<DanTycoon> I suppose that does suck. :P
<&whiterider> If she'd just have been sucking it wouldn't be a problem

<Nouk> oh lolcopter :P
<&whiterider> -.0
<Nouk> muwahhahaahah XD
<&whiterider> Do you get roflgroundtoairmissiles too?
<Nouk> yes and loltrucks
<&whiterider> Trucks are useless in shooting down helicopters
<Nouk> you can throw them
<&whiterider> Then you need a lmaobigassslingshot
<Nouk> or a rotflsuperman
<+Viromancy> lolninjas. lolninjas can do anything, while being cute and funny
<&whiterider> Yes, you can lawltie him to the lulzlampost to lure the lolcopter within range of your lololautomaticmachinegun
<Nouk> whiterider winss

* Clinky hits Star's head with a baseball bat
<Clinky> leave the lemmings alone!
<-- Star has kicked Clinky from #social (*hits Clinky up the ass with a boot*)
<Cazzy-Tchan> LOL!
<ChocolateCake> Woo, Star
<ChocolateCake> I love you ^^
<Cazzy-Tchan> me too
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<Clinky> I hate you, Star.
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<HP|Meshing> Awww. Someone has sand in his vagina.

<ChocolateCake> i haz a question
<Safyre420> I haz a answer
<ChocolateCake> i can has cheezburger?
<sheepbap> i haz cheezburger
<ChocolateCake> pls give cheezburger kthx
<Safyre420> I made u a cheezburger but I eated it :(
<Safyre420> =^.^=
<ChocolateCake> u eated mah cheezburger?
<Safyre420> yah soz I'm frum teh intranetz
<ChocolateCake> o ish ok lolz
<Safyre420> lulz

* We want a pony.
* You want a pony, too!
* It 's a pony, look!
* I can haz pony nao?

[19:12] <fway|TS2> how do I download the internet?
[19:13] <ChocolateCake> www.theinternet.com
[19:13] <fway|TS2> thanks. :)
[19:13] <ChocolateCake> That...linked to amazon.com.

<Loaf> those bricks are all individually sims2packed
<Loaf> i hate it when people do that with walls
<longdaysend> each individual brick?
<longdaysend> ...i just said something stupid

<curlybap> once upon a mattress is awesome
<whiterider> Once upon a mattress, once upon the floor, once out in the garden, and once against the door!
<curlybap> ...
<curlybap> you just ruined a perfectly fine family musical.
<whiterider> :D

<WWW> I am not paying 23 dollars for a box, unless it is a NICE box.
* Sparkle paints a box beautifuly
<Sparkle> Hi Davey!
<Davey> You're selling your box?
<Davey> Hooker
<Sparkle> Wanna buy a box?
<Sparkle> o_O
<Sparkle> ....
<Davey> Sorry, I had to
<Sparkle> This box comes with all the mod cons
<Davey> Box accessories?
<Sparkle> Full plumbing, satilite TV
<Sparkle> It'll cost you just £25
<Davey> Well I'd hope your box came with plumbing, but idk how you fit a satellite TV in there
<Davey> Magic Box
<Sparkle> £50 then
<Sparkle> It's a hilarious box
<Davey> If no one is buying your box at 25, you probably don't want to up the price
<Davey> I'm sure it is
<Sparkle> Okay, how about £30?
<Davey> That's still up, my dear
<Davey> Ilu sparkle.
<Sparkle> £32, and I'll throw in 4 bedrooms and a sauna
<Davey> Mighty big box
<Sparkle> It's the deal of the century!
<Davey> You should really lower the price if it's that large
<Sparkle> £30 and that's the lowest I'll go
<Sparkle> But you get everything
<Davey> Not just your box?
<Davey> Does your offer come with the back door?
<Sparkle> 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms..Eat in kitchen...Satillite TV...Sauna..
<Sparkle> Even a..wait, what?
<Davey> Well good, I'm glad we could eat *in* your box
<Sparkle> It even has a bowling alley and a swimming pool!
<Sparkle> I think that's worth the £30.
<Davey> Well sparkle, it is large, it would be like throwing a hot dog down a bowling alley
<Sparkle> £300
<Davey> Okay Sparkle. Ilu. I have to tell you
<Davey> Box is a euphemism for vagina
<Sparkle> ..Davey, I hate you so much!

<Jon|CountingCowZzZzZz> I started counting sheeps, but sheep make a lot of noise when thrown over a fence to count. So I tried pigs. Same difference. Eventually, I came to cows. Cows don't make much noise and they know they can't be thrown over a fence. Problem solved.
<HystericalParoxysm> I'd go for chickens, personally.
<HystericalParoxysm> Nice little clouds of feathers.
<Jon|CountingCowZzZzZz> Chicken makes noise though. I'm a light sleeper.
<HystericalParoxysm> Gag them first?

[22:59] Joins: keana (keana@mts2-A2EF6BCD.phil.east.verizon.net) «16 users »
[22:59] <keana> hello
[23:00] <Delphy> Hello.
[23:00] <keana> what are you doing
[23:00] <Delphy> Wondering if you are going to behave this time, what about you?
[23:00] <keana> what
[23:01] <Delphy> I see. That's very interesting.
[23:01] <keana> huh
[23:01] <Delphy> Do you actually need help with anything or are you just here to reply in 1 word answers?
[23:01] <keana> how do you download anything
[23:02] <Delphy> You click on the file attachment link.
[23:02] <keana> where's that
[23:02] <Delphy> Okay I'm assuming you haven't tried looking at any downloads yet.
[23:02] <keana> no
[23:02] <Delphy> Why don't you do that then.
[23:03] <keana> thanks
[23:03] <Delphy> You're welcome.
[23:03] <keana> where do you go
[23:03] <Delphy> Okay first you need to read.
[23:04] <keana> ok
[23:04] <Delphy> Secondly, cast your eyes upwards to the navbar.
[23:04] <Delphy> See where it says "Downloads"?
[23:04] <Delphy> Click that.
[23:04] <Delphy> Find the section with something you want to download and browse through.
[23:04] <keana> ok
[23:04] <Delphy> When you have found something, click on the thumbnail to go to the download page.
[23:04] <keana> what' the thumbnail
[23:05] <Delphy> It's the small picture of the download item.
[23:05] <keana> ok
[23:05] <keana> how do you get a car
[23:06] <Delphy> First you need to be the legal age to drive. Then you have to take your tests and pass. Then you have to buy a car and insurance.
[23:06] <Delphy> A bank might be able to help with the money.
[23:07] <keana> where
[23:07] <Delphy> Try your local high street.
[23:07] <keana> what
[23:08] <Delphy> Is there anything else I can help you with today?
[23:08] <keana> where do you download
[23:08] <Delphy> I believe I have already answered that question.
[23:08] <Delphy> Is there anything else I can help you with today?
[23:09] <keana> no i meant how do you download something that you pressed on
[23:09] <Delphy> You click on the file attachment link.
[23:09] <Delphy> "where?"
[23:09] <Delphy> It's in the thread you clicked on.
[23:09] * Delphy nods.
[23:10] <keana> and then what
[23:10] <Delphy> It seems that you are not reading the download pages, since if you where you would see there is a link right next to the file that says "How do I install this <filetype> custom content?"