#776 · added 14 August 2007 · vote up / 17 / vote down - from #social
<Zicon> Why the heck would one respect someone who uses chatspeak? Chatspeakers are, like, the green mold that grows in the channel corners... :p
#806 · added 6 September 2007 · vote up / 17 / vote down - from #social
<Nouk> In highschool a teacher told us
<Nouk> he teaches biology
<Nouk> he had a class and the subject was bloodtypes and dna and stuff
<Nouk> and parentage and genetics
<photo> you have GOT to be KIDDING ME
<Nouk> you coudl test your own bloodtype for fun
<SilentDrying> Hmmm?
<Nouk> he had his class do it
* SilentDrying pokes photo
<Nouk> he found out for one girl that she could not be her father's child
<SilentDrying> Ack!
<Nouk> the girl asked him if the test was faulty
<Nouk> he just said yes
#1021 · added 23 June 2008 · vote up / 17 / vote down - from #social
* Jon (Jon@fd-75FB8181.fai.dsl.dynamic.acsalaska.net) has joined #social
<escand> hello Jon
<Jon> morning
<&whiterider> Afternoon Jon
<Renske> hey Jon
<Jon> ...
<Jon> Okay, what's going on. Hardly anyone ever greets me.
<Renske> too many grls?
<ChocolateCake> You're wearing a nice shirt.
<Renske> we like your hair
<&whiterider> We want your babies
<Renske> have a seat, Jon
* Renske pokes white "not YET!"
* Jon (Jon@fd-75FB8181.fai.dsl.dynamic.acsalaska.net) Quit (Quit: X-Chat 2.8.4 [Windows 6.1 Build 6574 Milestone 1 | AuthenticAMD 3.2GHz])
<&whiterider> Aww, did I blow it again? :(
* Zicon throws jon a greeting banana.
<ChocolateCake> Lmao.
* &whiterider sniggers
<Renske> haha
#1050 · added 17 July 2008 · vote up / 17 / vote down - from #social
<curlybap> once upon a mattress is awesome
<whiterider> Once upon a mattress, once upon the floor, once out in the garden, and once against the door!
<curlybap> ...
<curlybap> you just ruined a perfectly fine family musical.
<whiterider> :D
#1213 · added 2 February 2009 · vote up / 17 / vote down - from #social
<Longdaysend> oh you're not in create...this guy is just full of lulz
<Longdaysend> in a 'it's rude to point at the handicapped' kinda way
<HystericalParoxysm> Nr hppf. hiud/
<HystericalParoxysm> ...
<HystericalParoxysm> Speaking of.
<frazzmeister> ..
<frazzmeister> ?
<HystericalParoxysm> That was SUPPOSED to say "Be good, guys."
<photo> Suuuuure it was
<frazzmeister> o.0
<Loaf> lol
<viromancy> in what language?
<Longdaysend> well you only missed by..all the letters HP :D
#152 · added 11 June 2006 · vote up / 16 / vote down - from #social
* Jon has kicked Anna_Matronic from #social (Jon)
* Jon has kicked BrooklyNycole from #social (Jon)
* Jon has kicked Jacie from #social (Jon)
* Foamy has kicked Jon from #social (mass kick, go sit in a corner)
#163 · added 25 June 2006 · vote up / 16 / vote down - from #social
* SilentPsycho snuggles frazzy
* SilentPsycho snuggles Binky
<frazzmeister> i feel sorry for my liver.. it needs huggles....
* SilentPsycho snuggles frazzy's liver
#171 · added 6 July 2006 · vote up / 16 / vote down - from #social
<Trillie> what time zone is MTS2 in?
<frazzmeister> the server would be in ireland, wouldn't it?
<Trillie> ah gotta love the irish :D
* Trillie riverdances
<frazzmeister> well.. Delphys not irish... hes just faking it for the guiness.
#177 · added 10 July 2006 · vote up / 16 / vote down - from #social
* Durntdude gets out stick twice as big (unbreakable) and beats tar outta SilentPhsco
<SilentPsycho> I sort of did. I was in the other room when it happened
<frazzmeister|busy> oh, i wouldn't do that......
<Darkwytche> Silent, that doesn't count. I had high hopes for our boys and he just let us down.
* SilentPsycho yawns, gets out her kitchen knife, and emasculates Durntdude
<SilentPsycho> Oooo
<frazzmeister|busy> thats gotta hurt...
<SilentPsycho> Just noticed something
* Durntdude gets out giant robot suit and obliterates Phsco
<SilentPsycho> >:)
<Darkwytche> Silent is well protected Durntdude her gang of evil minions, including Frazz and myself
<-- SilentPsycho has kicked Durntdude from #social (An ops beats anything you can do)
<Gaz> lol
<frazzmeister|busy> heh
#218 · added 1 September 2006 · vote up / 16 / vote down
[05:17] <pedantic> Delphy: what kind of bot is foamy?
[05:18] <Delphy> a bot
[05:18] <Lethe> a squirrel bot
[05:18] <frazzmeister> a squirelly bot of doom.
[05:18] <Lethe> of doom
[05:18] <Delphy> :D
[05:18] <Lethe> :|
[05:18] <Lethe> get out of my head!
#245 · added 11 September 2006 · vote up / 16 / vote down - from #social
* Binkbonk sorrows for all the now homeless critters who once inhabited the HP forrest :(
<HystericalParoxysm> That's basically what I did, coke, although I'm preferring a good razor to wax.
<HystericalParoxysm> Oh, and none of that damn landing strip left.
<HystericalParoxysm> My twat doesn't need a vertical hitler moustache.
* cokenasmile sings *let it shine* for hp ;)
* Binkbonk taddles to Green Peace on HystericalParoxysm
<HystericalParoxysm> There weren't no damn critters in my forest.
<Binkbonk> next you will be saying it was "virgin wilderness"
#957 · added 18 January 2008 · vote up / 16 / vote down - from #social
<viromancy> This is such a cool camouflage technique. Every time a stranger appears, we talk about porn until they either join in and become one of us, or run away
<viromancy> Then we go back to talking about rubbish
#878 · added 21 October 2007 · vote up / 16 / vote down - from #social
<curlybap> right
<curlybap> off to bed
<dj|paranoia> right
<dj|paranoia> off to bed
<curlybap> g'night all
<dj|paranoia> g'night all
<&HystericalParoxysm> right
<&HystericalParoxysm> off to bed
<dj|paranoia> :)
<&HystericalParoxysm> g'night all
<&HystericalParoxysm> :)
* &HystericalParoxysm (Hysterical@get.offa.my.lawn) Quit (Quit: I'm first!)
* curlybap (curlybap@mts2-DCC4B684.range86-131.btcentralplus.com) Quit (Quit: muah ha ha, hp fell for it!)
<dj|paranoia> i'm not actually going bed though...
<dj|paranoia> i was just being derisory...
#877 · added 21 October 2007 · vote up / 16 / vote down - from #social
<&whiterider> ...oh fuck
<DanTycoon> Hm?
<&whiterider> For the first time, I regret having risky woohoo switched on...
<&whiterider> >.<
<DanTycoon> Hm
<DanTycoon> I suppose that does suck. :P
<&whiterider> If she'd just have been sucking it wouldn't be a problem
#903 · added 6 November 2007 · vote up / 16 / vote down - from #social
<Nouk> oh lolcopter :P
<&whiterider> -.0
<Nouk> muwahhahaahah XD
<&whiterider> Do you get roflgroundtoairmissiles too?
<Nouk> yes and loltrucks
<&whiterider> Trucks are useless in shooting down helicopters
<Nouk> you can throw them
<&whiterider> Then you need a lmaobigassslingshot
<Nouk> or a rotflsuperman
<+Viromancy> lolninjas. lolninjas can do anything, while being cute and funny
<&whiterider> Yes, you can lawltie him to the lulzlampost to lure the lolcopter within range of your lololautomaticmachinegun
<Nouk> whiterider winss
#1126 · added 12 November 2008 · vote up / 16 / vote down - from #social
[07:38] <viromancy> Is it just me, or was that exchance just a bit "More talk for me now! Want talk. Here now. Talk me. You here for talk me, you talk me long time!"
[07:38] * elpemmy replaces talk with sex
[07:38] <elpemmy> wait
[07:38] <photo> Sounds good to me
[07:38] <elpemmy> I meant, I read that as sex
#1196 · added 20 January 2009 · vote up / 16 / vote down - from #social
<Loaf> Chii, where is everyone?
<Chii> behind the fridge
<Loaf> ...no, i've checked there
<The_French_Sim> I'm here
<Chii> YOU'RE here? feel these nipples!
#1310 · added 24 June 2009 · vote up / 16 / vote down - from #thebasement
<elpemmy> omnomnom sausage and chips
<ArtsyFrenchie> We all know you like sausage, Emmy
<Database> hur hur hur
<elpemmy> oh, fuck you. :P
<Database> she also likes chips.
<Database> strange
<Database> most girls don't
<elpemmy> ...chips? I think I'm missing the innuendo
<Database> ...
<Database> Oh god Emmy, you are clueless XD

[ ten minutes later... ]

<elpemmy> ...okay now I'm lost.
<elpemmy> Can someone please explain the chips thing?
<Longdaysend> still stuck on that eh?
<elpemmy> yup
* Database falls over laughing.
<Database> Did you get it, LDE?
<Longdaysend> indeed
* Database is just checking it wasn't his terribly English.
<Database> Ems, want me to put you out of your misery?
<elpemmy> :(
<elpemmy> YES!
<Database> Chips = tiny pen0rs.
<elpemmy> Ohhh.
<elpemmy> I'd say sausages are pretty small, tbh.
<Database> ...
<Database> What kind of sausages do you eat?
<Database> Also, hur hur Emmy eats tiny sausages.
<Database> God this conversation is twisted XD
<Database> We don't have a gutter... we have a swimming pool.
<ArtsyFrenchie> Emmy's going to get disappointed when she reaches age of consent...
<elpemmy> Pah, Frenchie, what makes you think I'mma get laid the second I turn 16?
<Database> Emmy: Because you liek secks?
<Longdaysend> you hang out here?
<Database> Yes, one of us is going to sex you, Emmy :p
<ArtsyFrenchie> Ok, I'd say "after she reaches age of consent"
<elpemmy> Hang on, lemme calculate something.
<Database> And "one of us" is probably French :D
<Longdaysend> emmy once you hit the age of consent lock your doors and install anti-frenchman security devices
<elpemmy> I turn 16 2011. My birthday is on a friday.
<elpemmy> I think this means I will be at home.
<Database> In other words, the Union Jack, amirite?
<elpemmy> Frenchie is not coming to my house.
<elpemmy> If he can find my address, I will be amazed.
<Longdaysend> *sigh* fine ems, i'll give you a chasity belt for your birthday
<Database> Emmy, we already know what school you go to.
<ArtsyFrenchie> I'm totally sure I could find your address
<Database> Finding your address would merely be a case of trial and error.
<elpemmy> Fuckbuckets.
<ArtsyFrenchie> Only, I won't bother :D
<Longdaysend> how many smoking hot 14 yr olds are there in england? like 12 tops!
<Database> LDE: You mean GENUINELY hot, right?
<Longdaysend> it'll be easy to find you ems
<elpemmy> I SPY A DATA
<Database> ...
<Database> Buggernuts!
<Database> I've been spotted!
* Database evades.
* elpemmy shoots
* elpemmy SCORES
<Database> ...
<Database> Emmy, that is the whole point!
<Database> We've been trying to get you to score for months!
<elpemmy> I HATE YOU GUYS.
<Longdaysend> oh god i love you guys so much. i haven't laughed this much in weeks
<elpemmy> FUCK YOU ALL.
<Database> GLADLY
<Database> PLEASE DO
#1695 · added 16 March 2011 · vote up / 16 / vote down - from #social
<MasterJ64> does anybody know what iwx is?
<MasterJ64> or means
<MasterJ64> cause the dang thing made me change my name for some reason
<MasterJ64> do you know HystericalParoxym
<HystericalParoxysm> Not a clue.
<MasterJ64> I had to change my username to login for some reason and it didn't tell me why either do you yhink you can help me out?
<HystericalParoxysm> Dunno. Just do /nick MasterJ16
<MasterJ64> i tried and it wouln't let me still for some reason I think somebody stole my nickname to login here casue I do not like MasterJ64 it looks plain weird to me
* HystericalParoxysm is now known as MasterJ16
<MasterJ16> Works fine.
* MasterJ16 is now known as HystericalParoxysm
<HystericalParoxysm> It didn't ask me for a password either, so nobody stole your nick.
<MasterJ64> let me try it
* MasterJ64 has quit (Quit: Live Chat Java User)
<frazzmeister> ...
* HystericalParoxysm sighs.
* MasterJ64 (MasterJ64@88F7A955.5B59F4DD.92F2A.IP) has joined #social
<HystericalParoxysm> You don't have to leave the chat to do it.
<HystericalParoxysm> Just type /nick MasterJ16
* MasterJ64 has quit (Quit: MasterJ64)
* MasterJ64 (MasterJ64@88F7A955.5B59F4DD.92F2A.IP) has joined #social
<HystericalParoxysm> You don't have to leave the chat to do it.
<HystericalParoxysm> Just type /nick MasterJ16
<MasterJ64> type in what?
<frazzmeister> I'd headdesk if not for the gravy covered plate of roast pork in front of me.
<HystericalParoxysm> /nick MasterJ16
* HystericalParoxysm steals some of frazz's gravypork
<MasterJ64> where do I type it then?
<HystericalParoxysm> Same place you just typed "where do I type it then?"
* MasterJ64 has quit (Quit: Live Chat Java User)
<HystericalParoxysm> Oh for fuck's sake.
* nick_MasterJ16 (nick_Maste@88F7A955.5B59F4DD.92F2A.IP) has joined #social
* frazzmeister chokes
<nick_MasterJ16> it looks weird
<HystericalParoxysm> Because you did it wrong.
<nick_MasterJ16> what do i have to do then
<HystericalParoxysm> Type /nick MasterJ16
<nick_MasterJ16> in the nickname thing
<HystericalParoxysm> No
<HystericalParoxysm> In here
<HystericalParoxysm> Do not leave the chat
<frazzmeister> right there in the place where you to say things
<HystericalParoxysm> Start with a /
<HystericalParoxysm> Then type nick, and then a space, and MasterJ16
<nick_MasterJ16> on the side thing
<nick_MasterJ16> here
<HystericalParoxysm> In the place you just typed "on the side thing"
<HystericalParoxysm> Exactly where you are typing now
<nick_MasterJ16> is this right? nick MasterJ16
<HystericalParoxysm> With a /
<HystericalParoxysm> And it has to be on its own, like, at the start of a new message in the little box
<HystericalParoxysm> /nick MasterJ16
<HystericalParoxysm> Just like that.
* nick_MasterJ16 has quit (Quit: Live Chat Java User)
<frazzmeister> .......is this real?
* HystericalParoxysm headdesks over and over.
* HystericalParoxysm sets ban on *!*@88F7A955.5B59F4DD.92F2A.IP
<HystericalParoxysm> Too fucking stupid to be here.
<frazzmeister> IQ as well as age must be at least 13, eh?
<HystericalParoxysm> That's probably a bit over-generous.
#64 · added 18 March 2006 · vote up / 15 / vote down - from #help
[22:59] Joins: keana (keana@mts2-A2EF6BCD.phil.east.verizon.net) «16 users »
[22:59] <keana> hello
[23:00] <Delphy> Hello.
[23:00] <keana> what are you doing
[23:00] <Delphy> Wondering if you are going to behave this time, what about you?
[23:00] <keana> what
[23:01] <Delphy> I see. That's very interesting.
[23:01] <keana> huh
[23:01] <Delphy> Do you actually need help with anything or are you just here to reply in 1 word answers?
[23:01] <keana> how do you download anything
[23:02] <Delphy> You click on the file attachment link.
[23:02] <keana> where's that
[23:02] <Delphy> Okay I'm assuming you haven't tried looking at any downloads yet.
[23:02] <keana> no
[23:02] <Delphy> Why don't you do that then.
[23:03] <keana> thanks
[23:03] <Delphy> You're welcome.
[23:03] <keana> where do you go
[23:03] <Delphy> Okay first you need to read.
[23:04] <keana> ok
[23:04] <Delphy> Secondly, cast your eyes upwards to the navbar.
[23:04] <Delphy> See where it says "Downloads"?
[23:04] <Delphy> Click that.
[23:04] <Delphy> Find the section with something you want to download and browse through.
[23:04] <keana> ok
[23:04] <Delphy> When you have found something, click on the thumbnail to go to the download page.
[23:04] <keana> what' the thumbnail
[23:05] <Delphy> It's the small picture of the download item.
[23:05] <keana> ok
[23:05] <keana> how do you get a car
[23:06] <Delphy> First you need to be the legal age to drive. Then you have to take your tests and pass. Then you have to buy a car and insurance.
[23:06] <Delphy> A bank might be able to help with the money.
[23:07] <keana> where
[23:07] <Delphy> Try your local high street.
[23:07] <keana> what
[23:08] <Delphy> Is there anything else I can help you with today?
[23:08] <keana> where do you download
[23:08] <Delphy> I believe I have already answered that question.
[23:08] <Delphy> Is there anything else I can help you with today?
[23:09] <keana> no i meant how do you download something that you pressed on
[23:09] <Delphy> You click on the file attachment link.
[23:09] <Delphy> "where?"
[23:09] <Delphy> It's in the thread you clicked on.
[23:09] * Delphy nods.
[23:10] <keana> and then what
[23:10] <Delphy> It seems that you are not reading the download pages, since if you where you would see there is a link right next to the file that says "How do I install this <filetype> custom content?"
#189 · added 27 July 2006 · vote up / 15 / vote down - from #social
* SilentPsycho goes to see what bit of nonsense is her horoscope for today.
<Starbuck> hehe
<whiterider> Oh I love reading those things!! "the guy you fancy will ask you out on Tuesday"... errr.. no.
<whiterider> ^^ Silent's horoscopes!
* SilentPsycho dons a gypsy shawl and grabs her crystal ball
<Anna> yeah? can you read my future?
<SilentPsycho> Give me a moment.
* SilentPsycho umms and ahhs over her crystal ball with her eyes closed.
<whiterider> I prefer the version of fortune telling in Barry Trotter
<SilentPsycho> You will meet a tall, dark, and handsome stranger. Then you will meet his equally cute boyfriend.
<whiterider> rofl
#350 · added 21 November 2006 · vote up / 15 / vote down - from #social
[17:15] * HystericalParoxysm is now known as HP|Crab-Hunting
[17:15] <@Pfhoenix> o.o oh no
[17:15] <@Star> o.O
[17:15] <@Pfhoenix> 0.o
[17:15] <@Pfhoenix> crab hunting...
[17:15] <&HP|Crab-Hunting> Not a WORD OUT OF ANY OF YOU SICKOS
#426 · added 11 January 2007 · vote up / 15 / vote down - from #social
<Cliff> later all
<GreenStraws> Urg. That leaves me perpetually alone.
*** Cliff has quit (Quit: Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?)
<GreenStraws> Chii, Im bored.
<GreenStraws> !coffee
* Chii passes GreenStraws a cup of coffee
<GreenStraws> Aw. Arent you sweet? Not like I forced it or anything. ^_^
* GreenStraws huggles Chii.
<GreenStraws> !seen Chii
<Chii> GreenStraws, I'm right here. Quit wasting my time!
<GreenStraws> Oh, you know I love you though. How could I waste your time? o.o
<GreenStraws> I am hurt.
<GreenStraws> Deeply.
<GreenStraws> !seen GreenStraws
<Chii> GreenStraws, go look in a mirror.
<GreenStraws> What are you saying?
<GreenStraws> That I am fat?!
<GreenStraws> DAMN YOU.
<GreenStraws> !cookie
* jfade gives GreenStraws a sugar cookie
* Chii passes GreenStraws a cookie :)
<GreenStraws> See, how can I hate you when you give me cookies? And smiley faces?
<GreenStraws> And no, befor eyou ask, I dont even know why the hell this jfade is giving me cookies.
<GreenStraws> You are the only bot in my life.
<GreenStraws> :)
<GreenStraws> !tea
* Chii serves up a nice hot cuppa to GreenStraws
<GreenStraws> My favorite. Now I feel loved.
<GreenStraws> <3
<GreenStraws> !seen Cheeseisgood
<Chii> Cheeseisgood (Cheeseisgo@mts2-95FB478.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com) was last seen quitting from #social 16 hours, 5 minutes ago stating (Quit: Bye all).
<GreenStraws> Wow. 16 hours.
<GreenStraws> Hey! Wait a minute!
<GreenStraws> How do you know so much about that Chii?!?!
* GreenStraws is over you Chii. No more. No.
#452 · added 25 January 2007 · vote up / 15 / vote down - from #teen
<whiterider> I feel that I'm neglecting my duties as channel owner when I walk into #teen and see "<shakazulu> lets pawn it and spend the proceeds on liquor"
<whiterider> ...
#960 · added 22 January 2008 · vote up / 15 / vote down - from #social
[12:40] <HystericalParoxysm> omg this dude in Morrowind just called me a "dumner."
[12:40] <HystericalParoxysm> I think he was insulting me. Harumph!
[12:40] <viromancy> one who dumns?
[12:43] <HystericalParoxysm> Well, I'm a dunmer. Not a dumner. Maybe he just can't talk right.
[12:44] <viromancy> What do dunmers do all day?
[12:44] <Cake|Gone-ish> Dunm.
[12:44] <Cake|Gone-ish> :D
[12:45] <viromancy> ahhh...of course
[12:46] <viromancy> well there's been far too much dunming lately, if you want my opinion. We never used to dunm when I was a boy. We knew it was bad for us. Clean air and healthy exercise was good enough for us