#1819 · added 6 August 2013 · vote up / 1 / vote down - from #create
[22:36:38] @PharaohHound> Can't kick then ban them, because you can't ban people who aren't here. :P
[22:36:57] @armiel> sure you can
[22:36:57] @Buckley> How are you doing it? With CTU and S3PE?
[22:37:05] King_Deadly> only CTU
[22:37:12] @HystericalParoxysm> You can't ban people with CTU
[22:37:15] @HystericalParoxysm> Silly Deadly
[22:37:16] @SeeMyu> lol
[22:37:21] @armiel> :D
#1832 · added 9 December 2013 · vote up / 1 / vote down - from #midgetporn
* jhd1189 (webchat@fd-D9F653A8.lightspeed.cicril.sbcglobal.net) has joined #midgetporn
* HP|Popcorn sticks a chicken in jhd's ear
<jhd1189> What is this, the salmonella convention?
<HP|Popcorn> Yup!
<leefish> ?
<HP|Popcorn> Oh, I'm sorry, you feel left out
<jhd1189> HP stuck a chicken in my ear, lee
* HP|Popcorn sticks a chicken in lee's ear
<jhd1189> This is how plagues start
<HP|Popcorn> I'm almost certain it's not.
<HP|Popcorn> TeeHeeHee, you know medical shit, do plagues start from sticking chickens in peoples' ears?
<HP|Popcorn> (I"m pretty sure this is totally an acceptable thing to ask people with medical knowledge. Much better than "Hey, can you look at my rash?")
<jhd1189> NOT IF IT'S A RASH CAUSED BY EAR-CHICKEN
<Nysha> Psh
<Nysha> THH is a thoroughly modern medicine man. He'd have to do randomised controlled trials of sticking chickens in people ears to find out what the effects are.
<Nysha> And I think, I just, you know, I have this tiiiiny slight niggling suspicion
<Nysha> That funding might not be forthcoming for that particular project
<HP|Popcorn> THIS IS A THING THAT NEEDS STUDYING
<HP|Popcorn> FOR SCIENCE
<jhd1189> Of course not. Anyone with the money to fund such an enterprise can already anticipate all of the risks
<jhd1189> i.e. disease
<HP|Popcorn> You guys, I have like four chicken legs in the freezer.
<HP|Popcorn> And no fucks to give.
<Nysha> And you have two children
<Nysha> That's almost a sample!
<Nysha> One per ear!
<HP|Popcorn> I'm not gonna do that to MY kids, damn, have some decency.
<HP|Popcorn> I was gonna run out and accost random passersby and jam chicken legs in their ear.
<Nysha> Oh fine, go hang around behind the cafeteria at a local school
<HP|Popcorn> I mean, GAWD Nysha, be serious.
#1826 · added 5 November 2013 · vote up / 1 / vote down - from #create
* SeeMyu has joined #create
* Jaguwar pounces on See and licks his face
* Jaguwar then has an internal giggle at the visual
<SeeMyu> HAG!
<SeeMyu> ...
<SeeMyu> fuck
<SeeMyu> JAG*
#1827 · added 12 November 2013 · vote up / 1 / vote down - from #create
<HystericalParoxysm> !tea Deadly
* Pillze gives Deadly a cup of tea. :)
<HystericalParoxysm> !soup Deadly a fluffy pillow, a warm blanket, and
* Pillze gives Deadly a fluffy pillow, a warm blanket, and a bowl of soup. :)
<Tikva> Damn, you've been practising
<King_Deadly> Awww Thank you!
<Tikva> I thought we'd all forgotten how to do that kind of fancy shit with the bot
<HystericalParoxysm> I only recently remembered soupings. :D
<HystericalParoxysm> !soup Tikva a fancy glitter tiara, a pinch on the bum, and
* Pillze gives Tikva a fancy glitter tiara, a pinch on the bum, and a bowl of soup. :)
* King_Deadly gets comfortble drinks a bit of tea and eats his soup
<PharaohHound> o.O
<Tikva> Well, that was a slightly incongruous series of 'gifts'
<HystericalParoxysm> Well, Deadly's sick, for you, I just had to make some shit up
<heaven> Who wouldn't want a pinch on the bottom?
<Sparkle> !cookie Sparkle and a glass of lactose free milk
* Pillze stuffs a cookie in Sparkle and a glass of lactose free milk's mouth :)
<Sparkle> ....
<Sparkle> Fuck you Pillze
<Tikva> :D
#1830 · added 26 November 2013 · vote up / 1 / vote down - from #starfchannel
<SeeMyu> okay! Close to being finished with revising! :D
<Nysha> When's the exam?
<SeeMyu> revising the rubrics :D
<SeeMyu> lol
<Nysha> Pah, doesn't count :p
<leefish> what is the level 3 quality guideline of ts3 patterns 3 score?
<leefish> You have 4 seconds
<leefish> 1 2 3 4
<leefish> FAIL
<leefish> next
<leefish> :D
<SeeMyu> O_o
* SeeMyu flails
<leefish> the answer was 3
<Nysha> What does the level 3 guideline score? 3
<Nysha> Yeah, no shit :P
<leefish> :P
<leefish> am not UNFAIR
<leefish> just terrifying :D
<SeeMyu> you've got that right lol
#1852 · added 18 April 2014 · vote up / 1 / vote down - from #create
[21:24:33] <Buckley> Heaven, if Quinn were to live in medieval France, what job would she have? :D
[21:24:59] <heaven> Oh Lord, I dunno.
[21:25:10] <heaven> Something daring probably, that women shouldn't be allowed to do.
[21:25:15] <heaven> Maybe she'd be a jouster in disguise.
[21:25:57] <Buckley> Hahaha, okay. Well, I don't have a jouster career, and she's a peasant class sim anyway, but I'll see what I can come up with. :D
[21:26:07] <Buckley> All of the sims in the world are peasant class so far.
[21:26:12] <Buckley> I'm only populating one village at a time.
[21:26:22] <heaven> lol
[21:26:27] <heaven> It doesn't matter to me.
[21:26:35] <heaven> Maybe she'd be a "lady of the night".
[21:26:41] <heaven> Though I don't know.
[21:26:47] <Buckley> A ninja?
[21:27:06] <heaven> I meant a prostitute but a ninja is much more amusing.
#1854 · added 7 May 2014 · vote up / 1 / vote down - from #create
<HystericalParoxysm> HEAVEN HOW IS YOUR HEAD
<HystericalParoxysm> oh!
<HystericalParoxysm> it's still attached!
<HystericalParoxysm> and... shoulder lengthish?
<Nysha> Actually I think that bit is called neck
<Nysha> Don't quote me tho
<HystericalParoxysm> idk from anatomy man
<HystericalParoxysm> all these squishy human tentacles, who the fuck knows
#1858 · added 29 July 2014 · vote up / 1 / vote down - from #create
[10:03] PharaohHound: .....Okay, I really do NOT want to know what an "adult themed (18+)" FONT is
[10:03] HystericalParoxysm: Oh, I've seen those.
[10:03] PharaohHound: Figures
[10:03] HystericalParoxysm: All made of cocks and boobs and twats.
[10:03] HystericalParoxysm: Look man sometimes no other font will do
[10:04] PharaohHound: Somehow I don't think that would go over well for this particular job
[10:04] PharaohHound: Hey, I'm not judging!
[10:04] PharaohHound: Sometimes you need a good penis font
[10:04] HystericalParoxysm: Oh come on, you know you want to spell out "Please hire me" in dicks.