MTS2 Quotes Database

<whiterider> You know, stealing falcons is immoral
<whiterider> And you're likely to get shredded by vicious claws
<whiterider> Or talons
<stealfalcon> it was a TYPO god every 1
<stealfalcon> asks me about that

[22:15] <Lethe> silly fingers
[22:15] <Lethe> coopereata
[22:15] <Lethe> !!
[22:15] <elpemmy> Oh Lethe :P
[22:15] <Lethe> rofl
[22:15] <Lethe> i suck
[22:15] <Lethe> i woudl be sad
[22:15] <Lethe> but i can't stop laughing
[22:15] <Lethe> my fingers have avangotn gme
[22:15] <Lethe> abanondend
[22:15] <Lethe> abandoned
[22:16] <Lethe> yay!
[22:16] <elpemmy> :D
[22:16] <elpemmy> stick with teh short words, yeah? :P
[22:17] <Lethe> the*
[22:17] <Lethe> hma!
[22:17] <Lethe> i mean
[22:17] <Lethe> HA!
[22:17] <Lethe> lolol
[22:17] <Lethe> at least im having ufn
[22:17] <SilentPsycho> Hehehehe
[22:17] <SilentPsycho> You added Selfsim in yet?
[22:17] <Lethe> not yet
[22:17] <Lethe> but hi shall
[22:17] <SilentPsycho> Yay! :D
[22:17] <Lethe> sing yo'ure gonna butg me to do it
[22:18] <SilentPsycho> I'm not bugging you, I'm just asking. :P
[22:18] <Lethe> :)
[22:18] <SilentPsycho> You'd KNOW if I was being a bugger to you. ;P
[22:18] <Lethe> oh
[22:19] <Lethe> Safyre420e
[22:19] <Lethe> um
[22:19] <Lethe> what wass supootsed to be 'deart'
[22:19] <Lethe> without t
[22:19] <SilentPsycho> XD
[22:19] <Lethe> umm
[22:19] <Lethe> i have no iedea hwo that happened
[22:19] <SilentPsycho> Me neither.
[22:19] <elpemmy> S-tab?
[22:19] <elpemmy> S is next to D...
[22:19] <Lethe> yah
[22:19] <Lethe> s ir sirthg next to d
[22:19] <Lethe> right
[22:19] <Lethe> is
[22:19] <Lethe> oh wathever

<Cookiemonster> WTF, Narriator is still talking even after closing the window
<AllegedLunatic> is it talking to you?!
<AllegedLunatic> is it telling you to...kill someone?!?!?!
<Cookiemonster> No
<AllegedLunatic> phew
<Cookiemonster> I don't think my computer is possesed
<Cookiemonster> ..or is it?
<Sheldrake> My computer was possessed
<Sheldrake> Every night at around 11:00PM, it would start playing some music, a viagra ad, or some sports game
<Sheldrake> Even if I closed all the windows, it would still play
<Sheldrake> Turns out it was a virus, but it still creeped me out :/
<FurryPanda> the cure for possession of a computer is holy water
<Sheldrake> Yep
<Sheldrake> Dunk it into a tub full of holy water
<Sheldrake> Problem solved
<FurryPanda> you tilt it so the USB port or CD drive is parellel to the ground, and then dump holy water in
<Sheldrake> Well....THAT problem is solved :P
<Cookiemonster> It breaks your computer, ending in you needing to get a new one
<FurryPanda> you will see the sparks of divine redemption
<Sheldrake> Hehe
<FurryPanda> it is appropriate, but unnescessary, to sing a hymn here
<FurryPanda> once the sparks of divine redemption go away, and you have dealt with any divine fire damage, you can then reactivate the computer
<FurryPanda> and there shall be a heavenly chord (assuming you changed the setting for "OMG ALARM BEEP" to "heavenly choir"
<FurryPanda> and there shall be a beautiful blue expanse, with blocky white text
<Cookiemonster> And it shall be known as Bliss
<FurryPanda> and you shall know the love of thy lord, for your computer shall hiss and make mechanical whining
<FurryPanda> and there's more, but most people replace their computers (and desks) at this point

<elpemmy> I promised myself I'd start moving my body cock back in time for term to stary
<elpemmy> err
<elpemmy> *clock
* elpemmy does not have a cok!
<elpemmy> *cokc
<elpemmy> *COCK GODDAMMIT
<whiterider> emmy's cock is out of time?
<Blade26623> lol
<whiterider> emmy has a Time Cock!
<Blade26623> no wonder he's mad
<Blade26623> LMFAO
<elpemmy> She, Blade, please.
<Blade26623> O.o
<elpemmy> I have no cock to call my own
<elpemmy> let alone a time travelling one :(

<missangelica> I seriously don't look at male feet unless they are wearing clown shoes.

[03:55] <W7Porph> Go buy ribbon
[03:56] * CN goes off singing the sisters of mercy - ribbon
[03:56] <kiwi_tea> Broke-tastic. The "go buy" response no longer applies to me.
[03:56] <kiwi_tea> I have an exemption.
[03:56] <W7Porph> Go "find" ribbon
[03:57] <kiwi_tea> I will just lurk around in a tree and fish it out of the hair of a passing maiden.
[03:57] <Bakafox> That works too!
[03:57] <kiwi_tea> And I will say "You have no idea what I went through to get this ribbon."
[03:58] <kiwi_tea> And he will say "Considering I'm posting your bail, I think I have fair idea."

[00:53] <@heaven> I hate trying to pick titles.
[00:54] <Bakafox> ...I misread that as "I hate trying to pick titties"
[00:54] * Bakafox may be overly tired
[00:54] <@heaven> If only I could pick titties.
[00:54] <@heaven> I would definitely trade mine in.

* iDal (daluved1@fd-79E6FEA5.mycingular.net) has joined #supersekritstaffchannel
<iDal> Damnit no lee
<whiterider> She's been bouncing in and out like a spacehopper wearing a strapon the past few days
<whiterider> She'll probably be around later
<iDal> O.O
<iDal> Oh.....
<whiterider> Yeah... I know... I got as far as spacehopper and then it all got a bit weird...
<whiterider> Not my fault...

[06:27] * @PDawg thinks HP has sun issues
[06:27] <&HystericalParoxysm> I'm from Texas, man.
[06:28] <&HystericalParoxysm> Of course I have sun issues.
[06:28] <&HystericalParoxysm> Fuck the sun.
[06:28] <@PDawg> lmao
[06:28] <&HystericalParoxysm> Stupid shiney bastard, waking me up being all "Woo Imma make the plants grow, lookit mee, shiiiiny!"

* HystericalParoxysm has feet!
<Kelly> NO!
<HystericalParoxysm> Yes! It's true!
* Kelly dies from the shock of such news.

<viromancy> So, him, Twaites and pink-shirt-boy. I'll pay the rail fare. But let me know if they need chloroforming and shipping in restraints. It's more expensive
<SilentPsycho> Probably will need the clhloroform and restraints. I haven't spoken to any of them since Halloween
<viromancy> Point out that I'm a cool executive with a good pension plan, an independent financial advisor, and a gaping hole in the "Who To Leave My Life Insirance Too"
<viromancy> But I'm also not stupid so any attempt to bump meoff for it will result in someone else's blood on the walls

<Anna> O.O
<Anna> the anti moronic shield failed

<Viranth> Do allies get Hellboy in CoH?
<Mnementh> lol viranth
<NovaBurn> no the allies get indiana jones
<Moe> omg
<Moe> MACGYVER
<Weavern> IMBA!
<Weavern> he's goign to destroy your tank with a sock!
<Viranth> haha
<Delphy> rofl!
<Moe> "special ability: construct nuclear weapon from paperclips and an aspirin"
<NovaBurn> THAT WOULD BE AWESOME
<Weavern> xD

--- GrouchyFly sets ban on urrgh!*@*
<-- GrouchyFly has kicked urrgh from #social (GrouchyFly)
<SilentPsycho> >:)
* SilentPsycho snuggles the Grouchy One
<GrouchyFly> Being grouchy doesn't really suit me...
--- GrouchyFly is now known as Superfly
<Stanislav> Star Wars - great idea of movies and games...
<Stanislav> respect to author of this
<SilentPsycho> How about BitchyFly?
<JK11> He's going to ban evade again I bet
<Cliff> hey super, great to have you back
* SilentPsycho gets out a lightsaber and runs amok
<SilentPsycho> She
<Superfly> Yah, grouchy fly was too grouchy
<whiterider> And not super enough :)

<Vie> hum
<Bunny> hey Vie didnt see you there
* Bunny waves
<Vie> Hey
<Vie> I've been buisy
<Bunny> world domination?
<Bunny> training albino hamsters to fight?
<Vie> Erm
<Vie> taking groseries to my grandmothers...
<Bunny> awww little red riding Vie
<Bunny> :)
<Vie> Little?
<Vie> I'm 6 foot tall Bunny darling
<Bunny> correction giant red riding Vie
<Bunny> :D
<whiterider> Keep going Bunny, he'll send you pics to prove he's not little...
<Bunny> yikes
* whiterider ducks
<whiterider> :P
<Vie> heh
<Vie> different part though white
<Bunny> if thats 6 feet long
<Vie> plus bunnies seen them I think
* Bunny gulps
<whiterider> (I spend a lot of time ducking it seems, the wall behind me must look like a bomb site)
<Bunny> seen them?
<Bunny> maybe you are thinking of another Bunny
<whiterider> Oh wow... thanks for that image Bunny....
* Bunny giggles
<Bunny> 6ft giant penis!
<Vie> I thought you had seen them...
<Bunny> 6ft wide and long
<Vie> Vie the UberDich
<Bunny> its like a water tower
<Vie> heh
<Vie> anyway
<John> 4 spokes that go into the ground ?
<Vie> enough talk of my phalus

[14:13] <suceress|simPE> cox... *sniggers*

<Cliff> umm is that a tampon in the nostril
<LyricLee> he got wasted i got colaterol

<sebrof77> Hey how do you be a donky raping shit eater?
<sephy> well first you need a donkey

<Lethe> hrm, go figure, I can't *find* the damn uv map
<Delphster> You need to discombobulate the sprocket with widget A first
<Lethe> okok, I got it

[11:32] <Jenn> huh, just reading the amazon ojon reviews and it doesn't smell like coconut to me at all.
[11:32] <Jenn> It smells more like coffee, cigerette smoke, incense, and cinnemon.
[11:33] <Jenn> I wish they'd make it a perfume.
[11:38] <whiterider> you.. what?
[11:38] <whiterider> An amazon review smells of coffee fags and hinduism? :|

[16:09] <Syera> Chii, make me a Time Lord.
[16:09] <Chii> Go go gadget magic wand!
[16:09] <Chii> *PniG* ... you are a Time Lord.
[16:09] <Chii> I AM THE WIZARD!%*~#~^$~£@
[16:09] <Syera> YES! :D
[16:09] <Syera> Yes, you are the wizard, Chii! *smooch*

<meyou22> PeTA would love it if you jerked off on their faces so long as you weren't hurting animals.
<Syera> Yes, yes they would, meyou22.
<HystericalParoxysm> meyou22- See, you need to do that and then shriek, "I WAS THINKING OF LASSIE THE WHOLE TIME, BIATTCHH!"

<SirEmino> penis? :P
<SirEmino> dammit
<SirEmino> i said it again

<Zicon> Oh, and Willy.
* Zicon loves Willy.

* Delphy is now known as Delphy|DIY
<Cey> oh oh.. is that a scarey thing?
<Heavyweapunzemmy> Delphy does DIY? *snicker*
<whiterider> He's sandpapering his leg
<Heavyweapunzemmy> X.X
<Cey> no comment
<Loaf> pirate!Delphy?