#1836 · added 12 January 2014 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #Create
[19:10] î Djones plays the dataflute
[19:10] <Djones> oh yeah baby
[19:10] î Database is violated in new and unusual ways
[19:10] <CN> you gotta have a really skilled clit to make use of vaginal harps
[19:10] <CN> hello XxWashedXUpxX
[19:10] <Levini> lol
[19:11] <Levini> Apparently Blowing just got a new name :P
[19:11] <Levini> "hey guys Imma play the flute and then go for drinks"
[19:11] <Database> I thought "playing the flute" was always a euphemism for a blowjob
[19:11] <Levini> "anyone wanna join for drinks after flute practice?"
[19:11] <Djones> Shush you
[19:11] î Djones is a flautist.
[19:11] î Djones hates you all.
[19:11] <Levini> Same here Data
[19:12] <Levini> or DJ
[19:12] <Djones> NO.;
[19:12] <Djones> I MEAN
[19:12] <Levini> or DJ/Data Crossbreed
[19:12] <Djones> I REALLY PLAY THE FLUTE
[19:12] <Djones> FOR REALSA
[19:12] <Levini> suuuree
[19:12] <PharaohHound> SURE
[19:12] <Database> I THOUGHT YOU WERE LOAF'S BOYFRIEND
[19:12] <Levini> permission to QDB?
[19:12] <SilentPsycho> Hell yes.
#1825 · added 3 November 2013 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
-->| TeeHeeHee (TeeHeeHee@1AB7F211.83C878DC.89DC23C0.IP) has joined #social
[11:22] =-= Mode #social +o TeeHeeHee by ChanServ
[11:22] Aychpee: Hound and THH keep coming in at about the same time.
[11:22] Aychpee hmmmmmms.
[11:22] PharaohHound whistles innocently
[11:22] TeeHeeHee whistles innocently
[11:22] PharaohHound: :D
[11:22] TeeHeeHee: in stereo
[11:22] Aychpee: Okay seriously, two innocent whistles = TOTALLY NOT INNOCENT
#1831 · added 6 December 2013 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #Abidos
<mustluvcatz> i forget- if you're using an alpha does stdMatAlphaTestEnabled need to be set to 1?
<leefish> ummmmmmmmmmm
<leefish> no idea
<leefish> You need MLC
<leefish> Oh wait
<mustluvcatz> lol
<leefish> you ARE mlc
#1815 · added 27 July 2013 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #create
<whiterider> All you need now is an invisible Sex McNutty's rug on the walkway
<heaven> Walkway?
<HystericalParoxysm> You can walk behind the falls.
<heaven> Oooh, that's lovely!
<armiel> I still have it open on a tab cause it's so gorgeous http://25.media.tumblr.com/86ebdb5d44e30dc057cba86ef16aa597/tumblr_mqkeyliIpv1sbkhoko2_1280.jpg
<armiel> ^ HP's pic
<heaven> Wow.
<whiterider> See? Who could resist fucking there
<HystericalParoxysm> Hmm.
<HystericalParoxysm> I'll see if I can make the walkway fuckable.
<HystericalParoxysm> ... um.
#1839 · added 1 February 2014 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #Social
[12:38] <elpemmy> yeah fucking with condoms literally ruins lives, please don't do that
[12:38] <elpemmy> er
[12:38] <elpemmy> that was badly worded
#1841 · added 11 February 2014 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
<Database> so
<Database> universe is fucked, clearly
<Nysha> As long as the universe is enjoying itself
<Database> oh, quite
<Database> this is clearly mutually consensual and enjoyable fucking
<Database> ...
<Database> which gives a new meaning to "parallel universe."
<Nysha> :D
<Nysha> Or possibly
<Nysha> Perpendicular universe
<Database> upside down against the metaverse wall?
<Nysha> Also an option
#1845 · added 9 March 2014 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #create
<King_Deadly> I have the whole HP movie series
<HystericalParoxysm> I thought I told my ex to delete that...
#18 · added 16 March 2006 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #social
* Becky eats a chip very very noisely to annoy people. ;)
<Kelly|Mall> Becky... you annoy us anyways. :P
<Becky> i try my best to, kelly. rofl
* SilentPsycho kills Becky with a noisy chip, although how a chip can be noisy, she doesn't know. [Note: SilentPsycho is from England. Chip = Fries]
#26 · added 16 March 2006 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #social
<KillerHamster> hello?
<Kelly> Goodbye.
<KillerHamster> why is it so quiet?
<Kelly> Cause it is.
<KillerHamster> oh, rught
<KillerHamster> right*
* KillerHamster (KillerHams@mts2-F262853A.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: modthesims2.com)
#81 · added 24 March 2006 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #help
<Jimmy> Hi can anyone tell me how to make a outfit in the sims 2 Bodyshop like to put a picture of a one out fit in real life to put it in the gaem
<HystericalParoxysm> Jimmy, look in the Body Shop Skinning tutorials in the Create section.
<Jimmy> um can u please tell how to find it
<HystericalParoxysm> Go look. It's really, really easy to find based on what I just told you.
<Jimmy> ok i go to the create part and then where do i go
<HystericalParoxysm> Read what the links say.
<Jimmy> which link
<Jimmy> thanks for trying to help hystericalparoxysm but i just dno't see it thanks anyway
<HystericalParoxysm> If you'd read what the links say, you'd have found it already. ;)
<Jimmy> what link where is it at thats what i don't gety
<HystericalParoxysm> In the Create section. Either Body Shop Skinning and then Tutorials or just scroll down to Skinning and Clothing Tutorials.........
* HystericalParoxysm sighs and headdesks repeatedly.
<Jimmy> how do i get to skinning
<HystericalParoxysm> Read. The. Links.
<Jimmy> ok but i stiil don't know where to go to get to the links
* HystericalParoxysm has kicked Jimmy from #help (Go outside and play.)
#135 · added 18 May 2006 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #social
<en7en> Okay, Frenchie, I challenge you to a duel of snootiness!
* The_French_Zombie eats en7en's empty head off
<The_French_Zombie> Done :D
<en7en> "Mon enfant, ma soeur!"
* en7en throws the gauntlet
<The_French_Zombie> Gné ?
<en7en> Okay, I win the Baudelaire round.
* The_French_Zombie eats the gauntlet and the matching hand
<The_French_Zombie> burp
<Darkwytche> Les fleurs du mal
<en7en> Hey! It's a snootiness duel! Eating is not fair, unless it's eating obscure snooty elitist french dishes!
<en7en> You want in, Dark?
<en7en> Wait your turn!
<Darkwytche> No just proving I'm not totally dumb
* The_French_Zombie eats a lobster and goose liver.
<The_French_Zombie> Now I can eat your other arm
<en7en> Ha! Foie gras du Perigord!
* en7en is a bit worried that pedantic displays of elitism don't seem to work on a zombie...
<The_French_Zombie> *thinking about the Monty Python and the Holy Grail*
<en7en> Oh no!
<en7en> English humor! I can't fight that!
* The_French_Zombie gobbles en7en's leg
<The_French_Zombie> I think I'm winning *evil grin*
<en7en> Damn it! uh... uh... quick! Gotta think of something!
<en7en> Voltaire! Montesquieu! ROUSSEAU!
* The_French_Zombie grins and dribbles while watching en7en's leg
<The_French_Zombie> Corneille ?
* en7en regains hope...
<en7en> CAMUS!
<en7en> SARTRE!
<en7en> "Hell is other sims!"
* The_French_Zombie recitates "Stances à Marquise" then chops en7en's remaining leg off.
* Vie starts flinging Bratworsts at the pair of you
<en7en> Nooooo!
<en7en> Argh! Germans!
* en7en is invaded in 12 milliseconds.
<en7en> Damn. Now I gotta wait for the yankees to liberate me.
<Darkwytche> Pierre Morand - 'La Naine'
<HystericalParoxysm> Thundercles!
* The_French_Zombie would love to cut en7en's tongue off but it'd look like a French kiss.
* en7en expires, whilst faintly whispering "mon enfant, ma soeur, songe a la douceur... "
* en7en is now known as The_Late_en7en
<The_French_Zombie> Je suis belle, ô mortels ! Comme un rêve de pierre...
<The_Late_en7en> Alas, poodles. I was done in, for my impregnable intellectual snootiness was no match against Limey Loons and German Sauerkraut. Hence dies the hope of a haughty nation! To the vultures now shall it be given.
<Darkwytche> André Malraux - La Condition Humane
<The_Late_en7en> At least Darkwytche is trying. Pour la France, mon ami! Pour la France!
<The_French_Zombie> :-s
<Darkwytche> Way
<The_Late_en7en> Okay, are we done?
* You are now known as en7en
* The_French_Zombie is now known as The_French_Sim
#173 · added 8 July 2006 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #social
--> hi (hi@mts2-A0103612.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #social
<Anna> -.- hi ....
* Nurrah pokes hi
<Nurrah> hi hi
<suceress> Hello hi
* Nurrah nudges hi
<hi> ???
<Nurrah> You realise I'm going to keep saying your nick to set off your hilight?
<hi> why is every one nice?
<Nurrah> Just to annoy you.
<hi> oh ok
<SilentPsycho> Hi Nurrah
<SilentPsycho> Hi Anna
<SilentPsycho> Hi Gaz
<Anna> ?_?
<Nurrah> lmao I'm an evil bitch
<Anna> SilentPsycho .. .-.-
<hi> UH HUH I GOT KICKED FROM #TEEN OH YEA!
<SilentPsycho> And I'm easily impressionable.
<-- HystericalParoxysm has kicked hi from #social (I've told you about the caps, now cut it the hell out.)
#231 · added 5 September 2006 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #help
<-- Star|afk (Starbuck@we.love.modthesims2.com) has left #help (too...many....tards)
* white|TV flushes Star's loo
#362 · added 30 November 2006 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #social
<John|Meshing> i'll get a pic of the desk and chair in a sex
<John|Meshing> sec*
<John|Meshing> that was an odd spelling mistake :P
#259 · added 18 September 2006 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #social
<Starbuck> I'm not a horny person
<fp|book> eheh
<Starbuck> a *horn person
#304 · added 15 October 2006 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #social
* The_French_Sim still hopes S2C and MTS2 won't disappear in a black hole of oblivion when TS3 is released
* HystericalParoxysm s'appelle maintenant HP|Oblivion
#279 · added 27 September 2006 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #social
[22:17] <flyingpigeon> they give me rashes, but I'm sure they are rashes of love
#406 · added 2 January 2007 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #social
<Kelly> Because I'm back in Minnesota.
<Dimension> EEEEEW
<Dimension> wait, what is that?
<Kelly> What is what?
<Dimension> minnesota
<Delphy> That is what.
<Delphy> What is that.
<Delphy> That is what is that is what is Minnesota.
<Dimension> my mind is on fire
<SirEmino> i'm confused
<Delphy> "What is the USA"
<Dimension> jeopardy!
* Delphy cuts Dimmys mind with a sack cloth
<Dimension> i choose door THREE!
* Delphy punches Dimmy in the face.
* Kelly sticks Delphy on a rotissarie or however the frack you spell it
<Delphy> That was door number three.
* Dimension bites down on delphy's knuckles
<Delphy> Also, Minnesota is a state in the USA.
<Kelly> Yeah.
<Kelly> That.
<Dimension> mwlarf ignflflf
<Delphy> The USA is that country just below the awesome CANADA and above those burrito inventing MEXICANS
<Kelly> We're the useless part of North America.
* Kelly nods
<Dimension> must be a weird place
* whiterider looks in, blinks, and goes away
<Delphy> There be dragons
<Dimension> maybe dinosaurs still live there
#405 · added 2 January 2007 · vote up / 2 / vote down
[21:28] * whites-vid-bap points and laughs: you broke movie maker
[21:28] * whites-vid-bap is now known as curlybap
[21:28] * &whiterider hugglelicks Cliffy
[21:28] * curlybap was kicked by whiterider (You broke Google video!!)
[21:28] * curlybap (curly@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP) has joined #social
[21:28] <curlybap> white, i never knew what you'd been through. i'm glad you're through it *cuddlelicks*
[21:28] <curlybap> :)
[21:29] <curlybap> meh, kick me all you want :P
[21:29] * Cliff (Imbroglio@mts2-6848F10.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: But it IS hairy! I mean, imagine this with 4 pounds of hair...)
[21:29] * curlybap was kicked by whiterider (That's)
[21:29] * curlybap (curly@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP) has joined #social
[21:29] <curlybap> you still never changed my avatar on mts2 xP
[21:29] <John> awesome starbuck sim hp :D
[21:29] <curlybap> crud...
[21:29] <&HystericalParoxysm> Thanks, John. :)
[21:29] * curlybap was kicked by whiterider (ok)
[21:29] * curlybap (curly@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP) has joined #social
[21:29] * NSYNCable2003 (NSYNCable2@mts2-D2AC99B.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net) has joined #social
[21:29] * curlybap was kicked by whiterider (I)
[21:29] * curlybap (curly@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP) has joined #social
[21:29] * curlybap shouldn't have told white that...
[21:29] * curlybap was kicked by whiterider (don't)
[21:29] * curlybap (curly@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP) has joined #social
[21:29] * curlybap was kicked by whiterider (enjoy)
[21:29] * curlybap (curly@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP) has joined #social
[21:29] <GoldenSimmer> LORD!
[21:29] * curlybap was kicked by whiterider (kicking)
[21:29] * curlybap (curly@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP) has joined #social
[21:29] <NSYNCable2003> Hello all!
[21:29] * curlybap was kicked by whiterider (that)
[21:29] * curlybap (curly@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP) has joined #social
[21:29] * Chii sets mode: +b *!*@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP
[21:29] * curlybap was kicked by Chii (Banned: join flood)
[21:29] <GreenStraws> No... Shouldnt have.
[21:29] <&whiterider> Damn =/
[21:30] <GoldenSimmer> Oh my
[21:30] * whiterider sets mode: -b *!*@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP
[21:30] <&HystericalParoxysm> Holy shit dude.
[21:30] <John> everything is right on her, especially the face
[21:30] <&whiterider> I missed the last word of my sentence :(
[21:30] * curlybap (curly@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP) has joined #social
[21:30] * Chii sets mode: +b *!*@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP
[21:30] * curlybap was kicked by Chii (Banned: join flood)
[21:30] <&whiterider> [21:29] * curlybap was kicked by whiterider (much)
[21:30] <NSYNCable2003> I have a quick question!
[21:30] * whiterider sets mode: -b *!*@EC65609E.1CD6901F.74954D45.IP
[21:30] <&whiterider> Ummm
[21:30] <~Delphy> white....
[21:30] <&whiterider> Yeah
[21:30] <~Delphy> You wont be able to remove that ban normally
[21:30] <&whiterider> Hit me =/
#380 · added 4 December 2006 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #social
<10@sickmeister> er....i have an icecream.. not porn.
#440 · added 20 January 2007 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #social
<maggiexlam> where is belgium
[...]
* Lethe patpats maggie and gives her an atlas
* BlueSoup wants to go one day. Mmm chocolate.
<TFS|Internship> North-East of France.
<maggiexlam> is belgium in germany?
#473 · added 31 January 2007 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #social
[20:46] * dannyjanny (dannyjanny@26B78E1E.63C9FEB2.3862C459.IP) has joined #social
[20:46] <dannyjanny> how do u make a sim?
[20:47] <djones|whiticide> STAB
[20:47] <shaka|pogo> how do you make a sim, zomg
[20:47] <shaka|pogo> thought it was obvious
[20:47] <&whiterider> dannyjanny, u is not a correct form of word to be paired with the conjugation "do"
[20:47] <&whiterider> "Do" is almost exclusively used with "I" or "you". "U" is neither.
[20:48] <&whiterider> U is not a pronoun, and hence cannot be used with any pronoun conjugation of any verb
[20:48] <dannyjanny> fine then, how do YOU make a sim?
[20:48] <djones|whiticide> how do i make a sim?
[20:48] <djones|whiticide> well i use my brain
[20:49] <dannyjanny> good bye.
[20:49] * dannyjanny (dannyjanny@26B78E1E.63C9FEB2.3862C459.IP) has left #social
#491 · added 7 February 2007 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #moot
<Star|Away> oh! HP!
* Star|Away has a bone to pick with you :D
<Star|Away> although....I can hear the sound of the bones in my legs telling me this is a bad idea
<HystericalParoxysm> lol, what?
* HystericalParoxysm gets the beating stick ready.
<Star|Away> :P
<Star|Away> emino watched BSG and liked it today. BUT....he said you gave him BSG fan stuffs
<Star|Away> BSG fan stuffs!
<Star|Away> <---BSG fan stuffs-less
#483 · added 3 February 2007 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #social
<Pygsmypuff> it would be cool to be an arciologist
<HP|4n1m80r> It'd be even cooler to spell it correctly. :D
<jhd1189> HP, are you only nice to me because I can spell?
#1138 · added 25 November 2008 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #social
<The_French_Sim> Wow.
* The_French_Sim is roaming some dating site for the lulz
<The_French_Sim> Some people really know how to present their pictures...
<meshemmy> XD
<The_French_Sim> There's someone VERY pale, with the head lolling to one side and a TOTALLY blank expression.
<Delphy|Out> Emo
<Delphy|Out> Probably a closet vampire, hence, emo
<The_French_Sim> Zmobie.
<Delphy|Out> On an avoidance scale of 1 to 10 that'd be a B
<The_French_Sim> Oh no, the worst part is her career :/
<The_French_Sim> Make up rep.
<Lethe> delphy, htat made no sense
<The_French_Sim> It contrasts severely with the picture.
<meshemmy> XD
<Zicon> the_french_sim: What is she? A motivational speaker?
<The_French_Sim> A make up representative, it seems.
<The_French_Sim> She apparently advertises make up... or something like that?
<The_French_Sim> But the pose reminds me of the thumbnails of zombie sims.
<The_French_Sim> :/ I see lots of FGAS, too.
<Lethe> she's an Avon lady?
<The_French_Sim> Nah, a person from Hampshire, it seems.
<curlybap> ...rofl.
<The_French_Sim> Sometimes it's funny to see the profiles.
<The_French_Sim> There was that girl who showed off her boobs on each of her pictures, yet was apparently "seeking friends"
<Lethe> boob liking friends
<The_French_Sim> Male ones.
<frazzmeister> ...
<The_French_Sim> And had, IIRC, "Must not be seeking intimate encounters" in her profile :D
<The_French_Sim> Purpose defeating at its best