#1351 · added 26 August 2009 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
<ZOMG|Patterns> Why am I singing Christmas Carols to myself?
<frazzmeister> you're seasonally challenged?
<ZOMG|Patterns> Weird
<ZOMG|Patterns> I think I do it a lot, actually, now I think about it.
<ZOMG|Patterns> Like when I want to sing, I think I just mindlessly sing them because I know the lyrics the best.
#1361 · added 29 August 2009 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #create
[23:59] * Corrie backs away slowly
[00:00] * Gangreless throws cheese at Corrie's ass.
[00:00] <Corrie> hmm, maybe I should get dressed.
#1381 · added 4 September 2009 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
* Greenie has quit (Quit: Greenie|cleaning)
* Greenie (squee@ip98-171-183-249.sb.sd.cox.net) has joined #social
<Greenie> Okay that was stupid.
* Greenie is now known as Greenie|cleaning
#1383 · added 6 September 2009 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
<MobileEmino> Malaysian squat toilets is the aolution to many marital problems that start with toilet seats arguments!
<renske> squatting is NEVER the answer
<Database> I never understood that.
<Database> How hard is it to move the seat?
<frazzZZzz> Squating to poo is healthier...
<renske> but what do you do with your pants
* Database suspects anyone who argues with him abou toilet seat placement will get a raised eyebrow and "move it then!"
<renske> i argued with J that the seat must be down in 3/4 of all toilet situations, and therefor it's more efficient to put it down.
<Sparkle> I use Vista, and can't find it
<Tikva> You can't find the toilet seat?
<renske> vista toilet control?
#1385 · added 8 September 2009 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
<renske> wtf is up with you people and your weird schedules.
<Angel> Didn't you get the memo?
<renske> aw they always 'forget' to send me the memo
<renske> and i made a pie chart and everything!
#1394 · added 14 September 2009 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #create
<Gangreless> fuck anime
<Gangreless> I'm so glad they relegated it to only one night a week
<Davey> cowboy bebop is fantastic
<Davey> the music is amazing
<Gangreless> I only watch anime if it involves hermaphrodites and tentacle penii.
<Ri> ...
#1412 · added 1 October 2009 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
<Djones> There was a joke to be made.
<Corrie> there was?
* Corrie would like to hear this joke.
<Djones> Yes, a very shakespearean one at that.
<Djones> The faux pretension of gender based humour derived from disguise and conceit.
* Corrie sits in and listens.
<Djones> If you were from the 16th century, you would of pissed yourself into the grave it was that funny.
<Djones> Trufacts.
#1456 · added 11 November 2009 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
<curlybap> You're a real friend, ren. A REAL FRIED.
<curlybap> ...friend.
<whiterider> :D
<whiterider> QUICK GET THE RENTCHUP
<whiterider> ..that sounds better if you don't say it out loud
<whiterider> Or worse, depending whose wrench
<curlybap> Yes, yes it does.
<renske> rentchup?
<whiterider> Yes
<curlybap> I'm just trying not to think of -what- the wrench is going up.
<whiterider> It's ketchup, made with boners, especially for ren
* renske gets ready for some mountaineering
#1442 · added 30 October 2009 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
<FurryPanda> a public group is a group at a cafe
<FurryPanda> a private group is a group in a living room
<FurryPanda> a private group becomes public when they go streaking
#1449 · added 2 November 2009 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
[18:24] <Gangreless> there's going to be a hot little vixen brutally murdered, gutted, and skinned, its mangled body left to rot in a ditch...
[18:24] <Gangreless> .. if firefox doesn't stop being so GODDAMNED DOUCHEY
#1465 · added 18 November 2009 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
<Frenchie> I like my vaginas attached to women.
#1477 · added 1 December 2009 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
<Chii> r
<Angel> chii is broken. All she says is r
<Angel> that, or she's become a pirate...
<Jekyll> Chii, are you okay?
<Jekyll> .... maybe she's eating now or something.
<Jekyll> i like the pirate theory, though.
<Angel> is she broken, became a pirate or eating?
<Jekyll> eating broken pirates
<Angel> rofl
<Jekyll> what we hear is -their- scream.
<Angel> hmm... That actually makes a lot of sense
<Angel> thanks Jekyll, i'm suddenly less worried about Chii
<Chii> Ok.
<Angel> oh thank God you're okay Chii. You had me worried.
* Angel suddenly realises she's making convo with a bot. That is...weird...
#1480 · added 4 December 2009 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
<Sparkles> Sparkly sparkly sparkles!
<viromancy> Are we talking mormon vampire sparkles here, or just some sort of spontaneous combustion?
<Sparkle> Neither
<viromancy> Oh pooh. I was hoping for the mormon vampires.
<curlybap> heh
#1489 · added 25 December 2009 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
[23:55] <ChaoticNecrophile> okay, i'm not understanding what the hell i'm supposed to do with the skins for the penis >.>
#1491 · added 2 January 2010 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
02:29 < Chii> you know that stuff you did for me last night?
02:32 < Emino> ...
02:32 < Emino> who did what to you, Chii?
02:32 < Chii> I can't tell you that!
02:32 < Emino> Isit Data, Chii?
02:32 < Chii> French fries of course!
02:33 < Emino> ...
02:33 < Emino> FRENCHIE!!!
02:33 < Chii> :O
#1515 · added 14 February 2010 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #superseekritstaffchannel
<jhd1189> Ooh, that reminds me... I found my "Confidential" stamp yesterday!
<jhd1189> Not that I actually have any use for it, but I love having one
<fanseelamb> Ooh you should stamp something that you really want someone to read. 'Cause you know they'll read it as soon as they see that stamp.
<NatureDal> Yeah and make it something pointless
<NatureDal> like an old shopping list
<fanseelamb> LOL!
<jhd1189> Heh, that's pretty much all I've ever done with it
<NatureDal> You know what else is fun? A "Void" stamp!
<NatureDal> Imagine being handed something you don't like...like a pink slip
<NatureDal> Just stamp "Void" on it, and hand it back
<whiterider> Whip out your Void stamp, go "Aha!", stamp it and hand it back, smiling
<NatureDal> *nod*
<whiterider> "Oh dear, you'll have to do another one"
<NatureDal> See, white's got the idea
<NatureDal> lol!
<whiterider> And hope they run out of forms before you run out of ink
<jhd1189> Ooh, that's an excellent plan :D
<whiterider> Or you could stamp it over the Blockbuster sticker on DVDs
* NatureDal contemplates running to Office Depot to get her a set of stamps
<whiterider> "You think this belongs to you, Mr Acne-ridden 14 yearold doing a Saturday job? I think NOT!"
<NatureDal> LOL!
<jhd1189> Stamp it over parking tickets and send them back to the police
<NatureDal> You could piss a lot of people off with a void stamp!
<whiterider> lmao
<jhd1189> "I mean, I WOULD pay the ticket, but it's void!"
<NatureDal> rofl!
<whiterider> Speeding tickets too...
<whiterider> And Driving In The Bus Lane When You Are Not A Bus tickets. I learned that trick from my nan.
<jhd1189> "Just a moment officer... ah yes, here we are." *STAMP*
<NatureDal> arrest warrants...
<whiterider> :D
<NatureDal> LOL
<whiterider> Incriminating documents
<jhd1189> Subpoenas...
<NatureDal> photo...
<NatureDal> + s
<whiterider> "I never used that man's credit card, look, the evidence is VOID!"
<jhd1189> Oh yeah, credit card bills!
<jhd1189> *VOID*
<NatureDal> Car notes...
<NatureDal> VOID
<whiterider> And you must slam your fist down on the nearest flat surface every time you say "Void"
<NatureDal> Lol! I've been doing that, too ^
<whiterider> Man, if we lived within 100 miles of each other, we could all get together and make a great YouTube video out of this
<jhd1189> It would be an excellent video too :/
<NatureDal> mmhmm, it'd go viral too
<whiterider> Absolutely
<NatureDal> we'd be youtube stars
#1540 · added 30 March 2010 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #supersecretstaffchannel
<HystericalParoxysm> When I was in high school, me and a group of friends got in trouble for wearing "Support your local lesbian - eat a beaver!" buttons.
#1564 · added 3 May 2010 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #theothersocial
<Loaf> my tribble needs new batteries =[
<Djones> ...bad gutterbrained daniel
<Lethe> oh i could so read that out of context
<Djones> bad.
#1553 · added 26 April 2010 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #m
<renske> there are pink things in nature
<renske> like ponies
<renske> ..
<renske> i. am. DUMB.
<renske> strike the ponies, replace with \'flowers\'
<elpemmy> rofl
<elpemmy> Unicorns are pink and white stripes. Like zebras. Only with horns.
* elpemmy nodnod
* renske and elpemmy live in a really speshul world
#1562 · added 2 May 2010 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
<viromancy> Yes, well, I bet harry potter fans aren't even aware they're supposed to be competing against small, prepubescent teenage christian doormats who think castrated Mormon vampires who sparkle are the most scary things of darkness out there.
#1574 · added 9 May 2010 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #thatotherchannel
<cthru> also, what is a loofah? what's it's use?
<Lethe> it's a back brush
<LeeFish> its a type of sponge
<Lethe> like one of them sponges on a stick
<LeeFish> used for scrubbing bits
<cthru> aaaah
<LeeFish> Basically, her name is scrubber
* Lethe says 'on a stick' in a mexican accent in her head
#1579 · added 20 May 2010 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #frenchiecomics
<renske> at least i have pizza on the way :D
* Frenchie noms Renske's pizza
<renske> oi
<renske> you eat my food.
<Frenchie> Yes :3
<renske> this is only acceptable to me if 1) we will be sleeping together in the near future, 2) we have slept together in the recent past, or 3) i consider my chances of sleeping with you high to very high.
<renske> i dont think that either of those is applicable.
<renske> SO STAY THE HELL OFF OF MY NOMS
<Frenchie> But it's Domino's :(
<renske> okay, so how much do you want it?
* renske dangles a slice of pizza in front of frenchie
* Frenchie just pretends he's going to poke Ren's eyes out with his fingers, then grabs the slice of pizza while she flinches
<renske> i wear glasses, you dork.
<Database> ha owned
#1605 · added 4 July 2010 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
<Loaf> what is your queen called?
<Ren|awaaaaay> PIZZAAAA
<Ren|awaaaaay> oh.
<Ren|awaaaaay> Beatrix.
<Ren|awaaaaay> why?
<whiterider> Queen Pizza
<Loaf> because i saved the pic of my queen under 'BADASS LIZ, CRIMEFIGHTER'
<whiterider> I always knew the dutchies were weird
<Loaf> and need something equally epic for your queen
<Djones> Beatrix?
<Djones> Hmm.
<Djones> Badass Liz is a queen with no morals and a score to settle. Beatrix, the falconpuncher is a queen who smokes too much weed. Together they fight crime.
<whiterider> I wish I could draw, I'd make that a weekly comic
<Loaf> BEATRIX FALCONPUNCHER it is then.
<Djones> Beatrix falconpuncher, the third.
#1606 · added 4 July 2010 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #create
<whiterider> You know, stealing falcons is immoral
<whiterider> And you're likely to get shredded by vicious claws
<whiterider> Or talons
<stealfalcon> it was a TYPO god every 1
<stealfalcon> asks me about that
#1628 · added 24 August 2010 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #sekritclubhouse
<TFrenchie2> So, the bird in my house yesterday... I think it was a bat
<Renske> how could you make that mistake??
<TFrenchie2> Ren, it was small and black
<TFrenchie2> And it flew around
<TFrenchie2> And it was in the dark
<Lethe> ufo?
<Aychpee> Technically, yes.
<ren|awaaay> wiiiings that flap in the niiiiight
* ren|awaaay hums
<Aychpee> Frenchie was invaded by Darkwing Duck?
<ren|awaaay> yes.
<ren|awaaay> or rather, his french uncle
<ren|awaaay> Canard Ailes Noires.
<ren|awaaay> HON HON HON
<ren|awaaay> or rather... LE QUACK