MTS2 Quotes Database

<The_French_Chef> It's alive! Alive! :D
<frazzmeister> the wine?
<The_French_Chef> XD The meal
<frazzmeister> aha
<The_French_Chef> I'm frankencooking :D

[17:30] <Stoz> girls, close your eyes, please?
[17:30] <ChocolateCake> As long as your pants stay on

[16:44] <HystericalParoxysm> Argggh I cannot get this damn song out of my head...
[16:45] <Stormy> do it yourself frontal lobotomy - no tools needed?
[16:45] <dj|foods> trepanning time!
[16:45] <HystericalParoxysm> Yay! Trepanning!
[16:45] * dj|foods does the hammer dance with a set of trepanning tools in his head
[16:45] <dj|foods> hand*
[16:45] <dj|foods> fuck...

<HystericalParoxysm> I swear, they should have a "Men of UPS" calendar or something... they have some seriously hot employees.
<Stormy> wrong season for UPS shorts
<Stormy> they are wearing there winter uniforms... long pants
<HystericalParoxysm> I did shipping in Florida. It was always the right season. ^-^

<Jenn|Ryzom> I upgraded my armor and now my character has butt crack.
<Angel> pics!

<Cazzy-Tchan> lethe|workworkwork, i think you should go with the scary kitteh idea :)
<lethe|workworkwork> that's the best one so far, yes
<lethe|workworkwork> not too sure why he would want to eat his girlfriend yet
<lethe|workworkwork> but we can leave that blank
<Cazzy-Tchan> because she had a doggy!
<lethe|workworkwork> hm?
<Cazzy-Tchan> or something edible to werewolves
<Cazzy-Tchan> if she smells of food
<Cazzy-Tchan> he'd want to eat her, ne?
<lethe|workworkwork> or maybe he's just a werewolf and they eat folks? :p
<Cazzy-Tchan> or that too :)

[23:17] * Targ inserts WANG by accident
[23:18] <JK11> oh
[23:18] <JK11> :/
[23:18] * Bubo|Brainwashed wanna see!!!!!
[23:18] * Targ presses NIPPLEZ because he doesn't notice this
[23:18] <Jessica> you want to see targ insert his wang?
[23:18] <Safyre420> that's exactly what I was thinking jess
[23:18] <Safyre420> lol
[23:18] <Bubo|Brainwashed> no teh quote you nutbolt
[23:18] <JK11> someone submit that as well
[23:19] <Bubo|Brainwashed> although the wang would be nice....

<Greenie> I love you HP. That was an amusing comment on your part.
* Greenie gives HP a cookie.
<HighPriestessBloodstone> which hp?
<Greenie> HP HP...
<Greenie> That HP..
<Greenie> Err..
<Greenie> Aychpee.
<Greenie> .. NOT YOU.
<Greenie> Oi.

* Cazzy-Tchan finds it fitting that Delphy is red on her screen
<ChocolateCake> Rofl
<ChocolateCake> Delphy's pink
<Cazzy-Tchan> he's reeeed
<ChocolateCake> Pink
* Cazzy-Tchan sporfles at the thought of feminine delphy
<Cazzy-Tchan> Delph...ina?
<Delphy> Delphine
<Cazzy-Tchan> delphine indeed :)
<ChocolateCake> Delphine
<HP|Meshing> Angelique. :P
<Cazzy-Tchan> i'm never going to have a straight face when i see your name again :(
<Cazzy-Tchan> angelique! now that i like :)
<Delphy> :P
* Delphy is now known as Angelique
<Angelique> Hi!!!
<ChocolateCake> It doesn't fit :(
<ChocolateCake> Delphine is better :(
<Cazzy-Tchan> no...not really
<Cazzy-Tchan> she's right
<HP|Meshing> Show us your tits!!
<Angelique> What are you talking about??
<Angelique> PH!!!
<Cazzy-Tchan> ph LOL
<Cazzy-Tchan> angelique is blue :( it doesn't have the same effect :(
* Angelique flashes HP

[16:34] <frazzmeister> fat hairy gay medico?
[16:34] <Medico> Yes, yes, halfway, yes.

ChaoticNihilist> A***nal Footb*** Club
<TFZzzzz> Arsenal is classy: even censored, it sounds wrong.
<TFZzzzz> And with those thoughts, off to bed!
<ChaoticNihilist> heh
<tmm> so instead of arse, it's anan?
<tmm> anal
* FurryPanda has quit (Operation timed out)
<ChaoticNihilist> it seems so
<ChaoticNihilist> Anal Football...

<curlybap> ...
* curlybap googles
<curlybap> erm.
* curlybap goggles
* curlybap giggles, dammit. it's not even funny now.,

* vsidemyna (vsidemyna@fd-732D4077.cg.shawcable.net) a rejoint #social
<vsidemyna> HI
<whiterider> FUCK IT!
<The_French_Sim> :o
<ChaoticNihilist> YEAH!
<whiterider> Now I have a Britney Spears song stuck in my head...
<Loaf|workworkwork> ...
<ChaoticNihilist> SEAKING!
<vsidemyna> Hi?

<The_French_BEWBAGE> I think that pondering Erato's character is hardening me. NOT IN THE SEXUAL WAY :D

* Dj rubs lethe vigourously till she sets fire, then uses her heat to warm his tendons to a blazing fury, snapping his arm at a right angle and pulling tightly, twisting the tendons to form a loveheart then branding it across lethes bosom.
<Lethe> that's... disturbing, dj
<Dj> yet oddly romantic?
* Lethe will assume it's a compliment anyway
<Lethe> no... not oddly romantic, no
<elpemmy> more sickening than romantic, Dj
<Lethe> not what i'd call romantic, per se
<Dj> Damn.
<Lethe> slightly less gore next time
<Dj> Guess I missed the slightly creepy yet oddly romantic line today.
<Lethe> you got the heart thingy right
<Renske> yesh.
<Renske> i doubt that you can even SEE the line from where you are, dj
<Lethe> lol
<Dj> so it was so creepy that interfered with some of the romantic stuff?
* Lethe giggles madly
<Dj> or there just needed more romance?
<Lethe> less creepy, dj
<Dj> If there were additional roses stuffed up o...oh...I see.
* Lethe patpats dj
<Dj> one of these days I'll get it!

<jaaaj> hi. can anyone tell me why can`t I see images on motdhesims2.com downloads section?
<HystericalParoxysm> See the big message at the top of every page on the site?
<The_French_Sim> It says there's a pen0r on your head!
<HystericalParoxysm> Uploads, downloads, and thumbnails are all down...
<The_French_Sim> Quick, get it off!
<The_French_Sim> UR MOM IS DOWN
<jaaaj> ok. when will it be up again?
<HystericalParoxysm> UR MOM IS DOWN
<The_French_Sim> o_o
<HystericalParoxysm> AND THEN SHES UP
<HystericalParoxysm> AND THEN SHES DOWN AGAIN
<HystericalParoxysm> UP AND DOWN ALL THE TIME UR MOM
<HystericalParoxysm> LULZ
<The_French_Sim> MY COCK IS UP
<jaaaj> mine too
<HystericalParoxysm> SWORDFIIIIIGHT
<The_French_Sim> What have I done...
* jaaaj has quit (Quit: Live Chat Java User)
<The_French_Sim> :D
<Database> XDDD
<The_French_Sim> We're so good.

* Frenchie shags Emmy and Cthru to balance himself out.
<elpemmy> :P
* elpemmy is a cripple
<elpemmy> :(
<Database> O.o
<Database> Is Frenchie that well endowed, Emmy?

<elpemmy> Well, what would cause our CCount to wipe?
<Database> I do, yes.
<Database> What's a CCount? :p
<TFS> It's a vampire that stutters.

<Miss_Tinker_Bell> if you dont then vous sucez
<ArtsyFrenchie> ...
<ArtsyFrenchie> That was lame.
<HystericalParoxysm> You're welcome to hit her with a shoe, Frenchie.
<Database> The French is not impressive, mate.
<Miss_Tinker_Bell> I know
<Miss_Tinker_Bell> Hehe
* ArtsyFrenchie hits Miss_Tinker_Bell with a shoe factory
<Miss_Tinker_Bell> Hmm..
* Database cheers o/
<ArtsyFrenchie> WUAUAAAAAAAGH FRENCH RAGE
<ArtsyFrenchie> LA RAGE FRANCAISE RAAAAH
* Miss_Tinker_Bell Thinks "Oh F*** you all..."
<HystericalParoxysm> Oh, don't worry, he'll surrender after he calms down.
* Database falls over.
* ArtsyFrenchie flicks HP :p
* HystericalParoxysm fleeeees!

<Renske> obviously you never had sex with the dudes i do it with
<Renske> dude. singular.
<Renske> *
<Lethe|worky> too late
<Renske> krap

<elpemmy> I'm usually a normal human being. Except I tried to write Hi on the floor with cheese.
<elpemmy> AND THE SEAGULLS STOLE MY CHEESE
<elpemmy> Yeah, me and my friend have been whining all day (Well, it was his cheese. But it went mouldy so I ripped it up and shaped it into letters and a smiley face. AND THE SEAGULLS STOLE MY FACE)
<elpemmy> THE SEAGULLS STOLE MY FACE.
<elpemmy> D:
<elpemmy> So yeah, today was a good day :)

<ZOMG|Patterns> Why am I singing Christmas Carols to myself?
<frazzmeister> you're seasonally challenged?
<ZOMG|Patterns> Weird
<ZOMG|Patterns> I think I do it a lot, actually, now I think about it.
<ZOMG|Patterns> Like when I want to sing, I think I just mindlessly sing them because I know the lyrics the best.

[23:59] * Corrie backs away slowly
[00:00] * Gangreless throws cheese at Corrie's ass.
[00:00] <Corrie> hmm, maybe I should get dressed.

* Greenie has quit (Quit: Greenie|cleaning)
* Greenie (squee@ip98-171-183-249.sb.sd.cox.net) has joined #social
<Greenie> Okay that was stupid.
* Greenie is now known as Greenie|cleaning

<MobileEmino> Malaysian squat toilets is the aolution to many marital problems that start with toilet seats arguments!
<renske> squatting is NEVER the answer
<Database> I never understood that.
<Database> How hard is it to move the seat?
<frazzZZzz> Squating to poo is healthier...
<renske> but what do you do with your pants
* Database suspects anyone who argues with him abou toilet seat placement will get a raised eyebrow and "move it then!"
<renske> i argued with J that the seat must be down in 3/4 of all toilet situations, and therefor it's more efficient to put it down.
<Sparkle> I use Vista, and can't find it
<Tikva> You can't find the toilet seat?
<renske> vista toilet control?