MTS2 Quotes Database

<lyrikal> can u hav children in sims 2?
<Kelly> No.
<Kelly> All sims are sterile.
<lyrikal> yo that sucks
<lyrikal> but aint in the starting movie theres kids
<HystericalParoxysm> Yeah, lyrikal, but they didn't release them because they were buggy.
<lyrikal> damn sh1t
<lyrikal> dat sucks
<Kelly> I know.
<Kelly> Looks like you'll have to go back to Sims 1.
<ShadowDragon> yeah, and you can get help on that from irc.modthesims1.com
<Kelly> Or modyourpanties.com
<ShadowDragon> or pressing and holding alt and then F4 works too
<HystericalParoxysm> Yeah, that works especially well, ShadowDragon.
<lyrikal> i was mad as hell afta i got urbz
<lyrikal> now this 1 sucks cuz theres no kids
<HystericalParoxysm> lyrikal, the word is "after," not "afta."
<HystericalParoxysm> Please type out whole words here. It's against the rules to use that shorthand chatspeak stuff.
<lyrikal> yo u stupid prepy brat, leave me alone
<Kelly> Uh oh.
<lyrikal> i tlk how i wanna tlk
<Kelly> I feel a kick coming on.
<ShadowDragon> bye.. been nice knowing you
* lyrikal was kicked by HystericalParoxysm (Bug off.)

[21:59] Dil161: damn what the hells wrong with you people
[21:59] HystericalParoxysm: Oh, so very many things.
[21:59] HystericalParoxysm: kathy's got a rotten crotch...
[21:59] HystericalParoxysm: I'm a dirty old man stuck in a hot chick's body...
[21:59] HystericalParoxysm: missangelica's chock full of bullshit and sarcasm...

HystericalParoxysm: So, Jon, what brand of tampon do you prefer?
Jon: You know HP, it's funny you should ask that. I actually do have a preferred brand..although I've never used one. :P
HystericalParoxysm: Is that so, Jon? What brand?
HystericalParoxysm: And why?
Jon: Kotex all the way. :P
willow: why?
Jon: Um...
* Jon would rather not share the why part. :P
* Lethe is intrigued
willow: how come?!
Anna: Jon haves fun putting them in water and watching them POP
HystericalParoxysm: lol
Lethe: they probably have the nicest add or something
Jon: No, it's not that.
willow: what then?
Jon: I dunno, their commercials tout the whole gentle glide thing, so if I were a woman...I think that feature would be appealing to me. XD
Anna: rofl
* HystericalParoxysm cackles madly.
Lethe: :)
willow: right...............
HystericalParoxysm: You're so cute, Jon.
* HystericalParoxysm huggles Jon

* pompom has joined #social
<frazzmeister> not that i have a legion of blind horny pixel moneky minions hidden in my basement......
<frazzmeister> ..wrong window....
<frazzmeister> G'day pompom....
<frazzmeister> ignore me, im not right..

<frazzmeister> im a duck
<whiterider> Do you mean dick? =P
<frazzmeister> yes
<frazzmeister> yes i do
<frazzmeister> i am a dick

<John> !coffee star
* Foamy gives star a cup of coffee. :)
<John> damn you foamy, i wanted you to chuck it on her :p
<John> so how is everyone ?
<Starrystar> o.O John
<frazzmeister> uh..
<John> i call it express delivery, star ;)
<frazzmeister> note to self.. never ask John to pass the sulfuric acid.

<curlybap> and i've got a bit of crunchy stuck in my keyboard :(
<curlybap> ...off to find a toothpick.
* curlybap is now known as curly|awshit
<whiterider> lol
<whiterider> Just turn it upside down and shake it, noob
<X> curly you could try using a tweezer (sp?)
<curly|awshit> ...i've lost it now white... i think it's under the space bar :(
<whiterider> ...Just turn it upside down and shake it, noob :p
<X> again use the tweezer
[...]
<curly|awshit> awcrap
<curly|awshit> leveredthespacebaroff
<Angel> rofl
<whiterider> rofl
<curly|awshit> ...gotthehoneycombthough

<-- frazzmeister has quit (Quit: ingthet ie pie? thats yum i should et somthing and drink some water befroe i pass out in a ditch, MUHAIMIN. something else, something else.... i am gex,... hi deej,... and.... kittunz.)
<SilentHM> Hehehehehe
<whiterider> :(
<whiterider> She was gone too long
<whiterider> I can't translate "ingthet"
<SilentHM> Yep, but now she's back
<djones> heh
<whiterider> I need to practise my translation skillz
<djones> took her a while to say hi :p
<SilentHM> I think that's 'Is that the pie?'
<whiterider> Might be..
<djones> no
* whiterider pokes x_X. QDB!
<djones> no way theres a typo of is in there
<whiterider> ie
<SilentHM> The I at the beginning
--> Sesshomaru (chatzilla@fd-CB34EDD4.dynamic-dialup.coretel.net) has joined #social
<Sesshomaru> Hi.
<whiterider> Either, really. Syntax becomes irrelevant.
<whiterider> Hi Sess
<djones> yes but the next 4 letters are no where near s
<HystericalParoxysm> Maybe "getting the pie?"
--- GS|Sheeping is now known as GS|Finds
<whiterider> She missed the space dj
<SilentHM> Wanting that pie?
<HystericalParoxysm> Or "I'm getting the pie?"
--- HystericalParoxysm has changed the topic to: Today on #social: Translating Drunkspeak into English.

* SilentPsycho snuggles frazzy
* SilentPsycho snuggles Binky
<frazzmeister> i feel sorry for my liver.. it needs huggles....
* SilentPsycho snuggles frazzy's liver

<Trillie> what time zone is MTS2 in?
<frazzmeister> the server would be in ireland, wouldn't it?
<Trillie> ah gotta love the irish :D
* Trillie riverdances
<frazzmeister> well.. Delphys not irish... hes just faking it for the guiness.

[00:06] <antovegarci> PIG
[00:06] <igit> o.O
[00:06] <antovegarci> TAIL
[00:06] <igit> what?
[00:06] <antovegarci> PIG
[00:06] <antovegarci> PIG
[00:06] * antovegarci (antovegarc@46E8B744.5435E3F2.A2F5672.IP) has left #social
[00:07] <igit> o.O
[00:07] <igit> what was that all about?
[00:07] <frazzmeister> craves bacon, i guess.

[17:15] * HystericalParoxysm is now known as HP|Crab-Hunting
[17:15] <@Pfhoenix> o.o oh no
[17:15] <@Star> o.O
[17:15] <@Pfhoenix> 0.o
[17:15] <@Pfhoenix> crab hunting...
[17:15] <&HP|Crab-Hunting> Not a WORD OUT OF ANY OF YOU SICKOS

<suceress> three little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke his head. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said...
<LyricLee> get the fuck off the bed you stupid monkeys

<~whiterider> Hi GS. Ignore this. I'm testing a script.
<~whiterider> Damn
<~whiterider> It didn't work
* GS|Asleep was kicked by whiterider (I look and cry and then don't try)
<~whiterider> Yay! :D
<~whiterider> Hi Data.
<~whiterider> Ignore this...

* djones|bacon is a lord amongst men and as such should be treated with the utmost reverance
<tmm> it might help if you lost the |bacon

[03:12] <HystericalParoxysm> My sister went in to have her twins... like, scheduled c-section, and her third children, that she shouldn't have been having anyway... and asked them, while they were in there, to go ahead and tie things up...
[03:12] <HystericalParoxysm> And they told her no, that she had to have mentioned that at the beginning of her pregnancy, and then there were several schedules of "are you really sure?" forms that had to happen first.
[03:13] <HystericalParoxysm> And she ended up having another one after that, that she didn't want. Though that was her fault. :P
[03:13] <HystericalParoxysm> My sister's 35... or 36... something like that.
[03:13] <HystericalParoxysm> You'd think she knows where babies come from by now, but... apparently not.
[03:13] <frazzmeister> the cabbage patch?
[03:14] <frazzmeister> if thats not where they are from, i'v wasted many and hour wandering around a garden with a baseball bat.....

<Stormy> I don't want to be immortalized in Delphy's quote database
<Tikva> ...sucker :D

[12:41] <Zicon> Pff, I wish I had a penis.
[12:42] <Tyler> I wish I had a vajayjay.
[12:42] <Stormy> well now we know what to get you next year for xmas
[12:42] <viromancy> Vajayjay? Is that an Indian name?
[12:43] <viromancy> I'm sure I went to college with a Vajayjay. Vajayjay Patel. Did applied chemistry

<SilentPsycho> I'm being evil and laughing at my self-sim's predicament
<SilentPsycho> She wandered onto a brothel business I was making
<SilentPsycho> Hence the fact she's now a single working mum of twins.
<SilentPsycho> Does not bode well for my own future

<Nouk> In highschool a teacher told us
<Nouk> he teaches biology
<Nouk> he had a class and the subject was bloodtypes and dna and stuff
<Nouk> and parentage and genetics
<photo> you have GOT to be KIDDING ME
<Nouk> you coudl test your own bloodtype for fun
<SilentDrying> Hmmm?
<Nouk> he had his class do it
* SilentDrying pokes photo
<Nouk> he found out for one girl that she could not be her father's child
<SilentDrying> Ack!
<Nouk> the girl asked him if the test was faulty
<Nouk> he just said yes

[07:38] <viromancy> Is it just me, or was that exchance just a bit "More talk for me now! Want talk. Here now. Talk me. You here for talk me, you talk me long time!"
[07:38] * elpemmy replaces talk with sex
[07:38] <elpemmy> wait
[07:38] <photo> Sounds good to me
[07:38] <elpemmy> I meant, I read that as sex

<Loaf> Chii, where is everyone?
<Chii> behind the fridge
<Loaf> ...no, i've checked there
<The_French_Sim> I'm here
<Chii> YOU'RE here? feel these nipples!

<Lethe> why do we always end up in conversations about the weight of our boobs?
<Database> We're #social.
<Database> It's what we do.

<rockonsofia> Hey why cant I see my neighbors house from here?
<Lethe> errr, open a curtain?
<rockonsofia> no
<rockonsofia> i mean
<Angel> lol
<rockonsofia> when im at a house i cant see the neighbors and i have all the sims2 games

* Jon has kicked Anna_Matronic from #social (Jon)
* Jon has kicked BrooklyNycole from #social (Jon)
* Jon has kicked Jacie from #social (Jon)
* Foamy has kicked Jon from #social (mass kick, go sit in a corner)