MTS2 Quotes Database

<Renske> obviously you never had sex with the dudes i do it with
<Renske> dude. singular.
<Renske> *
<Lethe|worky> too late
<Renske> krap

<ZOMG|Patterns> Why am I singing Christmas Carols to myself?
<frazzmeister> you're seasonally challenged?
<ZOMG|Patterns> Weird
<ZOMG|Patterns> I think I do it a lot, actually, now I think about it.
<ZOMG|Patterns> Like when I want to sing, I think I just mindlessly sing them because I know the lyrics the best.

[20:59] <writingemmy> You wouldn't believe how weird touching cracks blindfolded is.
[20:59] <renske> especially when your underwear is sliding in there
[20:59] <writingemmy> You have to put your hand all over it.

[23:59] * Corrie backs away slowly
[00:00] * Gangreless throws cheese at Corrie's ass.
[00:00] <Corrie> hmm, maybe I should get dressed.

* Greenie has quit (Quit: Greenie|cleaning)
* Greenie (squee@ip98-171-183-249.sb.sd.cox.net) has joined #social
<Greenie> Okay that was stupid.
* Greenie is now known as Greenie|cleaning

<MobileEmino> Malaysian squat toilets is the aolution to many marital problems that start with toilet seats arguments!
<renske> squatting is NEVER the answer
<Database> I never understood that.
<Database> How hard is it to move the seat?
<frazzZZzz> Squating to poo is healthier...
<renske> but what do you do with your pants
* Database suspects anyone who argues with him abou toilet seat placement will get a raised eyebrow and "move it then!"
<renske> i argued with J that the seat must be down in 3/4 of all toilet situations, and therefor it's more efficient to put it down.
<Sparkle> I use Vista, and can't find it
<Tikva> You can't find the toilet seat?
<renske> vista toilet control?

<renske> wtf is up with you people and your weird schedules.
<Angel> Didn't you get the memo?
<renske> aw they always 'forget' to send me the memo
<renske> and i made a pie chart and everything!

<Gangreless> fuck anime
<Gangreless> I'm so glad they relegated it to only one night a week
<Davey> cowboy bebop is fantastic
<Davey> the music is amazing
<Gangreless> I only watch anime if it involves hermaphrodites and tentacle penii.
<Ri> ...

* Djones licks angel
* ChanServ sets mode +a #social Angel
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Angel
<Djones> ...my tongue gives ops?

<FurryPanda> a public group is a group at a cafe
<FurryPanda> a private group is a group in a living room
<FurryPanda> a private group becomes public when they go streaking

[18:24] <Gangreless> there's going to be a hot little vixen brutally murdered, gutted, and skinned, its mangled body left to rot in a ditch...
[18:24] <Gangreless> .. if firefox doesn't stop being so GODDAMNED DOUCHEY

<Frenchie> I like my vaginas attached to women.

<renske> ooh something completely irrelevant
<renske> i saw a documentary yesterday
<renske> about men with realdolls
<renske> one man had 8 of them and dressed them all up and propped them up in chairs for his birthday party
<renske> and then his girlfriend, which he met recently and hadnt told yet about his dolls, came in, saw the dolls and said 'soooo i need a beer'
<Database> lulz
<&HystericalParoxysm> I'd think you'd need something stronger than beer to find your boyfriend and his eight realdolls eating dinner together.
<renske> he jammed whistles and those party flute things in the dolls' blowjob mouths
<&HystericalParoxysm> That may be the saddest thing I've ever heard.
<renske> and in the next scene he was cleaning one of the dolls insides with a toilet brush, saying 'you have to clean them once in a while'
<renske> that is the point where J left
<&HystericalParoxysm> Congratulations. You've actually grossed me out a little.
<renske> hahaha
<renske> VICTORY
<elpemmy> ...that has to be a first.
<renske> and this other guy had to say goodbye to his doll (he only had one) for THREE WHOLE WEEKS and barely survived
<renske> the doll needed work done because her limbs were all floppy
<renske> and when the doll came back he dove into the box and went 'oh welcome home darling i have missed you so much - how was your trip'
<renske> 'i taped the bold and the beautiful for you just like you like it'
<renske> poooooooor guy
<renske> never should've moved out of his mother's basement
<elpemmy> You watch weird TV, Ren.

[17:25] <elpemmy> Don't go and fill Data with illusions that size doesn't matter. It ttly does. :P
[17:26] <renske> fine i wont fill data
[17:26] <renske> with illusions DAMN ENTER BUTTON HATES ME

<Chii> r
<Angel> chii is broken. All she says is r
<Angel> that, or she's become a pirate...
<Jekyll> Chii, are you okay?
<Jekyll> .... maybe she's eating now or something.
<Jekyll> i like the pirate theory, though.
<Angel> is she broken, became a pirate or eating?
<Jekyll> eating broken pirates
<Angel> rofl
<Jekyll> what we hear is -their- scream.
<Angel> hmm... That actually makes a lot of sense
<Angel> thanks Jekyll, i'm suddenly less worried about Chii
<Chii> Ok.
<Angel> oh thank God you're okay Chii. You had me worried.
* Angel suddenly realises she's making convo with a bot. That is...weird...

<&BarbieDal> okay....I have crap in my TS3 game from 1998...
<&Lethe> that's..
<&Lethe> pretty awesome
<&Lethe> when did you invent time travel
<Sparkle> XD
<&BarbieDal> Apparently sometime after ts3 came out :p

[23:55] <ChaoticNecrophile> okay, i'm not understanding what the hell i'm supposed to do with the skins for the penis >.>

02:29 < Chii> you know that stuff you did for me last night?
02:32 < Emino> ...
02:32 < Emino> who did what to you, Chii?
02:32 < Chii> I can't tell you that!
02:32 < Emino> Isit Data, Chii?
02:32 < Chii> French fries of course!
02:33 < Emino> ...
02:33 < Emino> FRENCHIE!!!
02:33 < Chii> :O

<renske> does the program come with built-in censoring? like when you try to send an angry email to your ex and shout 'WTF you dirty lying whore, i never want to see your fat ass again' it sends 'i feel hurt at your betrayal. also, you should consider going on a diet.'
<TheKaleb_Simguy228> No.
<renske> aw.
<renske> now THAT would be handy.

<daluved1> does anyone else have problems getting the top half of peggy's site to load?
<whiteybook> Yes, whenever I go to click the link I'm overcome by a wave of hopelessness and nausea and I rarely get anywhere near the top half of the site
<whiteybook> I mean, um, maybe

<Nubie> hey the clock is wrong
<Nubie> the numbers are wrong jon
<fanseelamb> Umm.. that is an excellent observation, Nubie. It's sideways. :/
<Davey> I knew something was weird!
<fanseelamb> I didn't look close enough to try to read them.
<Davey> Yeah you need to rotate it 90% clockwise
<Davey> Omg
<fanseelamb> clockwise!
<fanseelamb> Davey made a funny!
<Davey> I did!
* fanseelamb highfives Davey again
<Davey> Gah, Dane Cook here I come!
<Davey> ^5
<fanseelamb> :D
<Davey> God...this is why I'm at home on a saturday night

<HystericalParoxysm> When I was in high school, me and a group of friends got in trouble for wearing "Support your local lesbian - eat a beaver!" buttons.

<CaptainParoxysm> I've had a baby head out my twat - I could probably fit a baseball up there with enough lube/stretching.
<CaptainParoxysm> I wonder how far I could "throw" it if I clenched real hard....
<CaptainParoxysm> Damn, now I gotta find a baseball.

<renske> there are pink things in nature
<renske> like ponies
<renske> ..
<renske> i. am. DUMB.
<renske> strike the ponies, replace with \'flowers\'
<elpemmy> rofl
<elpemmy> Unicorns are pink and white stripes. Like zebras. Only with horns.
* elpemmy nodnod
* renske and elpemmy live in a really speshul world

<Loaf> i feel both sorry for the tribble kirk sits on, and yet envious at the same time.