MTS2 Quotes Database

yes it's long, but the wtf-factor is epic.

<frazzmeister> twat != raspberry gun.
<Gangreless> you never know until you try
<darkwytche> O.o thank you Frazzie for that imagery
<Gangreless> you'd have an extra edge in a food fight, no one would be expecting you!
<darkwytche> Hate asparagus.
<frazzmeister> anytime DW
<emino|home> mmm durian
<frazzmeister> thats just the problem, they WOULD be expecting me...
<darkwytche> :)
<Renske_> i dont think raspberries are sturdy enough to be kegel'd out of your vag.
<frazzmeister> emi sexes durians?
<darkwytche> frozen ones!
<Gangreless> you'd have to pick em before they're ripe
<Renske_> coooooold!
<Renske_> unripe raspberries D:
<emino|home> durians are TASTY!
<darkwytche> I had to google durian
<Renske_> well it's not like you'll eat them afterwards, so i guess it could work
<frazzmeister> and stinky.
<Renske_> orang utans eat durians.
<Renske_> emi shoves them up his butt?
<Renske_> they're huge!
<frazzmeister> ow.
<emino|home> its native food here
<darkwytche> orangutans eat their own feces
<Gangreless> now i gotta google durians...
<Renske_> hamsters too.
<emino|home> its really delicious
<Renske_> i bet it is, emy
<Renske_> emi
<darkwytche> durian or feces emi?
<Renske_> if you're 'trained' for it.
<emino|home> but dutchman and englishman hates it
<Renske_> :D
<Renske_> all dutchmen hate the durian?
<frazzmeister> It is tasty, as long as you can't smell it.
<emino|home> they felt dizzy with the spell
<Renske_> or are we talking about a specific dutchman?
<Renske_> wuh... wat?
<emino|home> pussies :P
<darkwytche> durians smell?
<emino|home> smell*
<Renske_> pussies are tasty as long as you can't smell it?
<frazzmeister> they smell awful
<emino|home> they have strong smells
<Shel|zomgsims> Like fish
<Gangreless> flying dutchman?
<emino|home> its not awful
<frazzmeister> that too.....
<emino|home> its delicious
<Renske_> shel: actually not true.
<Shel|zomgsims> I know
<Gangreless> apparently they smell like compost
<Shel|zomgsims> Just spouting nonsense
<Renske_> pussies?
<Shel|zomgsims> Compost?
<Shel|zomgsims> Ew
<emino|home> compost?
<Gangreless> durians
<Shel|zomgsims> Well, I'll go sniff a pussy, then get back to you
<emino|home> nothing like it
<darkwytche> urrr so confused urrrr
<Shel|zomgsims> Lol dw
<darkwytche> something smells...
<frazzmeister> more like sewage i'd say//
<Renske_> fishy?
<Gangreless> I definitely couldn't eat it then
<darkwytche> Fishy sewage fruit
<Shel|zomgsims> :P
<frazzmeister> I want those goldfish biscuits now....
<darkwytche> O.o
<Renske_> shel: go sniff a durian instead. those wont press charges.
<Gangreless> ha
<Shel|zomgsims> Hehe, true
<emino|home> bah, i should've done my laundry over the weekend
<Shel|zomgsims> But what's a durian?
<Renske_> rofl
<Renske_> i love this conversation.
<darkwytche> a fruit of some kind
<Gangreless> seriously?
<Shel|zomgsims> Ahhh
<emino|home> sniffing a number of work clothes to see whether its wearable is shit
<Renske_> gangre: oh yes.
<darkwytche> I did mine today emi, just need to iron
<Gangreless> at least two of us in here said we were googling durian
<darkwytche> emi do the laundry dude!
<Renske_> emi: why? is there pussy/durian on it?
<Shel|zomgsims> :P
<frazzmeister> most likely durian..
<Renske_> yeahhhh.
<Gangreless> That settles it, I am now officially calling pussies "durians"
<emino|home> theres jizz on some of it if you insist on knowing :P
<Renske_> D:
<Shel|zomgsims> What about fetishes....what are your opiniuons on those?
<Shel|zomgsims> opinions*
<frazzmeister> theres jizz on the durian?
<Renske_> opunions?
<Shel|zomgsims> Opionions*
<frazzmeister> oh no.
<Shel|zomgsims> FUCK
<Gangreless> still fail
<Renske_> aww you jizzed on the durians?
<Shel|zomgsims> Opinions*
<darkwytche> Durian jizz
<frazzmeister> DO NOT ASK RENSKES OPUNIONS
<Renske_> aw?
<Renske_> but but...
<Shel|zomgsims> This whole jizz on the durian thing is making me shed tears of laughter
<Gangreless> No more giving opunion jobs for you, ren
<darkwytche> Theres bound to be a website for that - jizzing on durians
<frazzmeister> it's not punday there yet is it?
<Renske_> punday is over.
<Renske_> but for me, every day is punday.
<darkwytche> Monday here
<emino|home> finally
<emino|home> find one without jizz, durian or pussiejuice
<Renske_> \o/
<Renske_> victory!
<darkwytche> woot!
<frazzmeister> ...wait, it's monday?

<Qbuilderz> HELL CHYEA
<jhd1189> That sounds like an IKEA name if you read it quickly... Hellchyea
<jhd1189> "Comfortable Hellchyea seating goes perfectly with our Borkborkbork chair cushion"

RezDelnava> i find it slightly humorous that is channel has a sparkle, a sparklycookie, and a cookiemonster in it co-existing peacfully
<HystericalParoxysm> That's cos they're all the same person. :P
<raps555> xD

<Lethe|workworkwork> so, no robbing banks with a vibrator
<Djones> Man
<Lethe|workworkwork> bummer
<Djones> That's my new years plan scuppered.

<Renske> whitey got a quite elaborate depiction of a beaver getting logs for his birthday.
<Renske> while thinking about a sports car.
<Renske> or something...
<Frenchienoms> :o
<cthru> aaaaaw
<cthru> :3
<Renske> i didnt feel particularly inspired about the theme 'moving to the netherlands'
<whiterider> Eheheh
<Renske> so i drew beavers.
<whiterider> It was a very nice beaver
<Renske> why thank you i do take pride in my nice beaver.
<Renske> s.
<whiterider> Now there's a sentence in the plural that you don't hear very often

<miniemmy> OMG I SAW MY FIRST REAL LIVE PENIS TODAY
<miniemmy> it was on a horse
<miniemmy> though
<cthru> ...
<&Lethe> ...
<cthru> ems
<&Lethe> sweetheart
<miniemmy> felt you needed to know that
<cthru> horses have HUGE ones
<&Lethe> don't get your hopes up
<cthru> don't get dissapointed
* cthru highfives Lethe

<Renske> ... J is trying to test the hamster's eyesight by rearranging his cage and waiting for him to bump into things.
<Safyre420> lol
<Renske> *rearranging the interior décor of his cage
<Renske> sadly, the hamster is not interested and is lounging in his igloo with his giant balls and back legs hanging out.
<Renske> his legs are shorter than his balls.
<Safyre420> lol
<Renske> when he waddles around it's like he's dragging a furry grocery bag.
<Safyre420> how male
<Renske> if he had pants, he would stick his paw down them.
<Safyre420> that'd be even more male
<Renske> sometimes he sits on his butt with his balls in front of him, kneading and licking them.
<Safyre420> lol
<Renske> i love him :D
<Safyre420> aren't you glad human males can't do that?
<Renske> i'm sure glad that human males dont have balls that are about 1/5 of their body size.
<Safyre420> lol
<Renske> they would look awkward in jeans
<Safyre420> that'd be a hell of a ball slapping on the ass lol
<Renske> and then how would we get to enjoy a nice butt?
<Renske> they would all wear man-skirts. and then it would be bye bye butt ogling.
<Renske> and also the penis would look sad in comparison.

<renske> i'm thinking if i look at yarn long enough, and sigh, that J will then get the hint and buy me ALL the things.
<renske> http://www.etsy.com/listing/68572890/new-scrumpet-merinocashmerenylon like this. it's like porn to me.
<whiterider> You need better porn

elpemmy MY ASS IS NOT FAT
elpemmy MY ASS IS IN PERFECT CONDITION
renske IF BY PERFECT YOU MEAN FAT
whiterider Did it say that on the ebay listing?

daluved1> DOCTOR
<Sparkle> WHO ARE YOU CALLING A DOCTOR
<Sparkle> I'm not sick
* daluved1 feels sparkles forehead
<daluved1> Oh no, it's worse than I thought
<Sparkle> I have the dreaded vampire sparkles?
<daluved1> Worse
<Sparkle> DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
<daluved1> The Shirtless Wolf Syndrome
* Sparkle looks out of the window
<KaylaRox> lol omfg :P
<daluved1> On the bright side, you'll have smoking hot abs
<Sparkle> Either that, or come full moon, I'm going to shock a LOT of people...
* daluved1 prepares the eyeball bleach

<jhd1189> Hrrmm... um so far two different people have pointed out that the Princess Diana Sim and the car wreck object
<jhd1189> are next to each other on the front page
<jhd1189> O_O
<Cruel_Fish> It was deliberate
<whiterider> rofl
<Cruel_Fish> Its MTS making a cutting social comment on something that happened over ten years ago
<Cruel_Fish> ..........

<LadyFB> I wonder what percentage of women actually do like mans happy juice
<traelia> Probably 0%
<traelia> Unless their boyfriend's enhance their's with chemicals to taste like chocolate
<whiterider> You could have, like.. you know those straws, you drink milk through them and there's something in the straw that makes it taste of strawberry?
<whiterider> If a guy had one of those surgically implanted...

<ForeverCamp> Bah, so our connection is going to be like that today?
* ForeverCamp has quit (Broken pipe)
<frazzmeister> I'm going to say yes.

<&whiteybook> And kittens are quadrapedfaciephytal
<gelis> and I don't get you whitey once again
<&whiteybook> Four legs + faceplant

<CN> is that popeye dressed as sailor moon?
* CN 's brain explodes

<whiterider> At this rate, I'm gonna enter a TS3 calendar pic of a couple getting divorced
<whiterider> Just to even things out
<PDawg> lol
<PDawg> you totally should, there's a ridiculous amount of lovey-dovey mushy stuff
* PDawg is allergic to lovey-dovey mushy stuff
<LeeFish> I know
<LeeFish> Use a depression pose and call it February.
<whiterider> Maybe I'll check what time of year arsenic flowers and do a poisoning
<LeeFish> Is my typical Valentines Day anyway
<PDawg> I could do a dog mauling
<LeeFish> lol
<LeeFish> August: National Dog Mauling Month
<whiterider> November: Sim gets slpashed with muddy water and sleet by a passing articulated lorry
<whiterider> That'll show 'em. Happy people.
<LeeFish> Aww
* PDawg hates happy people

<DalBook> Booooooobs
* fanseelamb puts shirt back on
* Phae wonders if her web cam is on...
* DalBook dusts skirt and walks off
<LeeFish> I miss ALL the good bits
<LeeFish> There is fansee meshing half naked and all I do is blather on about mesh groups
<fanseelamb> well you did grab my handles
<LeeFish> story of my life

<Sparkle> I'M A HOOKER POTATO WITH A SOMBRERO AND A WIG?

[18:44] <DirtyDiana> They don't call me Dirty Diana for nothing!
[18:44] <leefish> They dont *call* you Dirty Diana
[18:44] <leefish> You made it up
[18:44] <DirtyDiana> lol
[18:44] <leefish> They call you Dally Wally
[18:44] <leefish> Which is much less menacing

<&whiterider> :p
* Bakafox steals whitey's tongue
<&whiterider> :|
<Bakafox> no pointing that at me young ladies
<Bakafox> or possibly singular lady
<frazzmeister> I find it hard enough to beleive whitey is one lady, much less multiple.

<Jaguwar> If you give a plant, however, and go on about how it's more permanent that a cut flower that already dying before you give it to her...
<Jaguwar> Guaranteed aw moment, even if she's afraid of plants
<Frenchie> <Jaguwar> Guaranteed aw moment, even if she's afraid of plants <--- If she's afraid of plants, she's a zombie. Run.

(21:32:03) Delphy: Simmygirl: I often find mysql the oldest by far
(21:32:06) Delphy: Err myself
(21:32:12) Delphy is so used to typing mysql...

<Delphy> We are the borg.
<LyricLee> i can do that for you jk
<JK11> I'm fine
<LyricLee> Resistance is futile
<Delphy> Lower your shields and surrender your ships
* JK11 surrenders the nude pic ship
<suceress> All your base are belong to us.

<Samehk> For the last few years. I have had more rude dreams about Delphy than I had about Christopher Walken or Johnny Depp.

<missangelica> It's a good luck cat.
<missangelica> The Japanese put it close to their front doors.
<BinkBath> those cat atatues are used in Asian businesses to attract costimers
<Oriana> coolies
<missangelica> The gold ones mean good fortune if I remember correctly..
<BinkBath> the white one means sushi :D
<missangelica> lol
* whiterider pokes Bink
<whiterider> You're as bad as JK...
<missangelica> Don't say that about Bink. ;____;
<missangelica> No one wants to be JK.. even JK!
<whiterider> rofl
<whiterider> I meant setting off my highlight when I'm doing stuff!!
<whiterider> My own fault, I know