MTS2 Quotes Database

<The_French_Chef> It's alive! Alive! :D
<frazzmeister> the wine?
<The_French_Chef> XD The meal
<frazzmeister> aha
<The_French_Chef> I'm frankencooking :D

[16:44] <HystericalParoxysm> Argggh I cannot get this damn song out of my head...
[16:45] <Stormy> do it yourself frontal lobotomy - no tools needed?
[16:45] <dj|foods> trepanning time!
[16:45] <HystericalParoxysm> Yay! Trepanning!
[16:45] * dj|foods does the hammer dance with a set of trepanning tools in his head
[16:45] <dj|foods> hand*
[16:45] <dj|foods> fuck...

<curlybap> they've built a new MI5 base across the lough from here
<curlybap> and you can see in the windows from the little coin-operated telescopes

* Rich (Rich@mts2-79896297.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) has joined #social
<Rich> Any skinners willing to give me a hand?... my skin touching up skills suck... I do objects:P
<&Tikva> I skin puppies, does that help?
<Rich> LOL
<&Tikva> ...why lol? It's nasty. Blood and guts all over the floor. I've ruined so many clothes doing that
<&Tikva> But the pay is good. Down with the fur industry! But no-one likes puppies anyway. And it's not like they're endangered
<&Tikva> Yet
<&Tikva> However, they're a pain to sew, or so the people in the other warehouse say. You have to find 10 skins of the exact same colour and texture just to make a fucking hat
<Rich> lol
<&Tikva> And puppies don't come in standard paintjobs.
<Piglet> puppies? :O
<&Tikva> Yes, those annoying whiny things that shake annoyingly when you try and kill them.
* djones stops talking to tikva in protest
<Piglet> real ones or the toy ones
<&Tikva> Real ones
<&Tikva> Toy ones don't shake
<Piglet> some do
<Piglet> but real ones :O
<&Tikva> And no-one wants a fur coat made by the Beanie Baby people
<Piglet> poor puppies :(
<djones> ...
<djones> piglet
<busybap> rofl
<djones> just don't encourage that evil whore
<&Tikva> <3
<djones> shes an evil cow. just ignore her
<Piglet> although it defo should be stoped
<&Tikva> You would have thought, if the eyeballs that won't flush gross him out so much, he'd just use the other bathroom
<busybap> ...why would eyeballs not flush?
<&Tikva> They float. no idea why.
* busybap 'd've thought they'd've been rather dense
<&Tikva> Well, I tend to squeeze the jelly out first. It works well for strengthening the back of the skins
* Piglet Faints
<&Tikva> Oh it's ok, I don't do humans. That's just nasty. There are some... but I try to avoid them. Like Buffalo Bill.
<Piglet> your a cuila daville however you spell her name lol
<&Tikva> He's fucking wierd, but the mafia pay him in gold bars....
<&Tikva> Don't think gold bars would do it for me though
<djones> mmmmmm, gold bars. they make good whacking sticks
<&Tikva> Gold bars != fair pay for skinning young children
<&Tikva> But anyway, talking about that is disgusting. Back to puppies :)
<Piglet> nooooo the horror, leave those puppies alone!
<&Tikva> I got a kitten in one of the bags once. Was not pleased. I couldn't skin it, so I sent it to a dog food factory.
* Piglet Is worried about how disturbing you are
<&Tikva> "Disturbing" is a matter of perception
<annay49> kitten?
<&Tikva> Yes, a kitten
<&Tikva> All fluffy and white
<Piglet> awwwwwwww
<Piglet> next time you get a fluffy white kitten send it over ill look after the poor thing
<&Tikva> You're kidding me - I got £50 from that factory. That's worth five puppies, with no mistakes
<Piglet> probably cos it's so cute
<&Tikva> The most annoying thing is when you've got it all perfect.... and then you nick the testicles and the whole caboodle gets ruined by escaped bodily fluids
<&Tikva> Are you still buying this?

* GreenStraws is now known as Greenie|Latin
* whiterider nudges Greenie with an amplus gallo
...
<whiterider> Aww, Greenfly is a) ignoring me; b) doesn't realise I just spoke latin; or c) does realise I just spoke latin, has translated it, and feels it not worthy of a response
<whiterider> ;_;
...
<Greenie|Latin> Hey white?
<whiterider> Yeh?
<Greenie|Latin> Id love it if you wouldnt poke me with ample cocks in the future, aye?
<whiterider> :)
<Greenie|Latin> Im not even gonna ask where you got it.
<Greenie|Latin> :p
<whiterider> I have a fun vocabulary
<Greenie|Latin> I noticed. :]

<Jenn|Ryzom> I upgraded my armor and now my character has butt crack.
<Angel> pics!

ChocolateCake> Do murderers ask people how they feel about being murdered?
<JK11> Sure
<ChocolateCake> The really nice ones
<Greenie> Yeah.
<JK11> The ones that are unconcious
<JK11> "How do you feel, you damn bastard?"
<Greenie> "Mm, not so great.. My girlfriend just broke up with me..."
<Greenie> "Shut up!"
<Cazzy-Tchan> "Don't tell me to shut up!"

<Cazzy-Tchan> lethe|workworkwork, i think you should go with the scary kitteh idea :)
<lethe|workworkwork> that's the best one so far, yes
<lethe|workworkwork> not too sure why he would want to eat his girlfriend yet
<lethe|workworkwork> but we can leave that blank
<Cazzy-Tchan> because she had a doggy!
<lethe|workworkwork> hm?
<Cazzy-Tchan> or something edible to werewolves
<Cazzy-Tchan> if she smells of food
<Cazzy-Tchan> he'd want to eat her, ne?
<lethe|workworkwork> or maybe he's just a werewolf and they eat folks? :p
<Cazzy-Tchan> or that too :)

[23:17] * Targ inserts WANG by accident
[23:18] <JK11> oh
[23:18] <JK11> :/
[23:18] * Bubo|Brainwashed wanna see!!!!!
[23:18] * Targ presses NIPPLEZ because he doesn't notice this
[23:18] <Jessica> you want to see targ insert his wang?
[23:18] <Safyre420> that's exactly what I was thinking jess
[23:18] <Safyre420> lol
[23:18] <Bubo|Brainwashed> no teh quote you nutbolt
[23:18] <JK11> someone submit that as well
[23:19] <Bubo|Brainwashed> although the wang would be nice....

<Greenie> I love you HP. That was an amusing comment on your part.
* Greenie gives HP a cookie.
<HighPriestessBloodstone> which hp?
<Greenie> HP HP...
<Greenie> That HP..
<Greenie> Err..
<Greenie> Aychpee.
<Greenie> .. NOT YOU.
<Greenie> Oi.

* Cazzy-Tchan finds it fitting that Delphy is red on her screen
<ChocolateCake> Rofl
<ChocolateCake> Delphy's pink
<Cazzy-Tchan> he's reeeed
<ChocolateCake> Pink
* Cazzy-Tchan sporfles at the thought of feminine delphy
<Cazzy-Tchan> Delph...ina?
<Delphy> Delphine
<Cazzy-Tchan> delphine indeed :)
<ChocolateCake> Delphine
<HP|Meshing> Angelique. :P
<Cazzy-Tchan> i'm never going to have a straight face when i see your name again :(
<Cazzy-Tchan> angelique! now that i like :)
<Delphy> :P
* Delphy is now known as Angelique
<Angelique> Hi!!!
<ChocolateCake> It doesn't fit :(
<ChocolateCake> Delphine is better :(
<Cazzy-Tchan> no...not really
<Cazzy-Tchan> she's right
<HP|Meshing> Show us your tits!!
<Angelique> What are you talking about??
<Angelique> PH!!!
<Cazzy-Tchan> ph LOL
<Cazzy-Tchan> angelique is blue :( it doesn't have the same effect :(
* Angelique flashes HP

[16:34] <frazzmeister> fat hairy gay medico?
[16:34] <Medico> Yes, yes, halfway, yes.

* The_French_Sim ponders hanging meat products in the morgue of that hospital lot he's making
<Loafkitten> lmao
<Loafkitten> frenchie
<The_French_Sim> There's already that large picture of grilled cheese from NL in the psychiatrist's office
<frazzmeister> :D
<The_French_Sim> I assume I could push the weirdness a bit
* The_French_Sim realises (with much horror) that Randweird Medical Centre has no toilets! :O
<frazzmeister> eww...hopefully noone is in with food poisoning...
<The_French_Sim> "Here in RMC, we believe in curing gastro-enteritis through sheer willpower. This is why we have no toilets."

<Vie> its iTunes, it breaks everything it touches, its quite symple: iTunes break time=(Q/P^Q)N
<Vie> Q being Quality of the song, P being number of times played
<Vie> N being a random number generated by counting steve jobs pubes til you find a grey one

ChaoticNihilist> A***nal Footb*** Club
<TFZzzzz> Arsenal is classy: even censored, it sounds wrong.
<TFZzzzz> And with those thoughts, off to bed!
<ChaoticNihilist> heh
<tmm> so instead of arse, it's anan?
<tmm> anal
* FurryPanda has quit (Operation timed out)
<ChaoticNihilist> it seems so
<ChaoticNihilist> Anal Football...

<curlybap> ...
* curlybap googles
<curlybap> erm.
* curlybap goggles
* curlybap giggles, dammit. it's not even funny now.,

<BlearyassParoxysm> Man, I have lame super powers. Picking things up with my toes so I don't have to bend down, and the uncanny ability to walk into the kitchen exactly 5 seconds before the microwave finishes pretty much every time...

* vsidemyna (vsidemyna@fd-732D4077.cg.shawcable.net) a rejoint #social
<vsidemyna> HI
<whiterider> FUCK IT!
<The_French_Sim> :o
<ChaoticNihilist> YEAH!
<whiterider> Now I have a Britney Spears song stuck in my head...
<Loaf|workworkwork> ...
<ChaoticNihilist> SEAKING!
<vsidemyna> Hi?

* Dj rubs lethe vigourously till she sets fire, then uses her heat to warm his tendons to a blazing fury, snapping his arm at a right angle and pulling tightly, twisting the tendons to form a loveheart then branding it across lethes bosom.
<Lethe> that's... disturbing, dj
<Dj> yet oddly romantic?
* Lethe will assume it's a compliment anyway
<Lethe> no... not oddly romantic, no
<elpemmy> more sickening than romantic, Dj
<Lethe> not what i'd call romantic, per se
<Dj> Damn.
<Lethe> slightly less gore next time
<Dj> Guess I missed the slightly creepy yet oddly romantic line today.
<Lethe> you got the heart thingy right
<Renske> yesh.
<Renske> i doubt that you can even SEE the line from where you are, dj
<Lethe> lol
<Dj> so it was so creepy that interfered with some of the romantic stuff?
* Lethe giggles madly
<Dj> or there just needed more romance?
<Lethe> less creepy, dj
<Dj> If there were additional roses stuffed up o...oh...I see.
* Lethe patpats dj
<Dj> one of these days I'll get it!

<jaaaj> hi. can anyone tell me why can`t I see images on motdhesims2.com downloads section?
<HystericalParoxysm> See the big message at the top of every page on the site?
<The_French_Sim> It says there's a pen0r on your head!
<HystericalParoxysm> Uploads, downloads, and thumbnails are all down...
<The_French_Sim> Quick, get it off!
<The_French_Sim> UR MOM IS DOWN
<jaaaj> ok. when will it be up again?
<HystericalParoxysm> UR MOM IS DOWN
<The_French_Sim> o_o
<HystericalParoxysm> AND THEN SHES UP
<HystericalParoxysm> AND THEN SHES DOWN AGAIN
<HystericalParoxysm> UP AND DOWN ALL THE TIME UR MOM
<HystericalParoxysm> LULZ
<The_French_Sim> MY COCK IS UP
<jaaaj> mine too
<HystericalParoxysm> SWORDFIIIIIGHT
<The_French_Sim> What have I done...
* jaaaj has quit (Quit: Live Chat Java User)
<The_French_Sim> :D
<Database> XDDD
<The_French_Sim> We're so good.

*** Ginolion has joined #social
<Ginolion> hi
<Ginolion> can some one tell
<Ginolion> me how to see my uploads???
<Ginolion> pls
<Ginolion> help me
<Lethe> in your profile?
<ArtsyFrenchie> It's a funny way of typing.
<ArtsyFrenchie> Like a poem
<Lethe> you're a haiku!
<ArtsyFrenchie> Only, you fucked up the rhymes
<Ginolion> thx i ll check
<FurryPanda> no, 4 syllable first line
<ArtsyFrenchie> Can someone tell me/How to see my uploads, please/I am so confused
<Lethe> confused nublets
<Lethe> asking questions
<Lethe> they go away eventually
<Ginolion> i didn t find it
<Ginolion> can you write my steps
<Ginolion> pls
<ArtsyFrenchie> UR MOM HAS UPLOADS/She cannot found them either/She may need some help

* TFS thwaps Chii
* Chii hits TFS back with HystericalParoxysm
<TFS> O_o
<Database> O.O
<HystericalParoxysm> Sweet, I'm my own weapon!

* Frenchie shags Emmy and Cthru to balance himself out.
<elpemmy> :P
* elpemmy is a cripple
<elpemmy> :(
<Database> O.o
<Database> Is Frenchie that well endowed, Emmy?

<elpemmy> Well, what would cause our CCount to wipe?
<Database> I do, yes.
<Database> What's a CCount? :p
<TFS> It's a vampire that stutters.

<Miss_Tinker_Bell> if you dont then vous sucez
<ArtsyFrenchie> ...
<ArtsyFrenchie> That was lame.
<HystericalParoxysm> You're welcome to hit her with a shoe, Frenchie.
<Database> The French is not impressive, mate.
<Miss_Tinker_Bell> I know
<Miss_Tinker_Bell> Hehe
* ArtsyFrenchie hits Miss_Tinker_Bell with a shoe factory
<Miss_Tinker_Bell> Hmm..
* Database cheers o/
<ArtsyFrenchie> WUAUAAAAAAAGH FRENCH RAGE
<ArtsyFrenchie> LA RAGE FRANCAISE RAAAAH
* Miss_Tinker_Bell Thinks "Oh F*** you all..."
<HystericalParoxysm> Oh, don't worry, he'll surrender after he calms down.
* Database falls over.
* ArtsyFrenchie flicks HP :p
* HystericalParoxysm fleeeees!