MTS2 Quotes Database

<a_lulz> Chii, kill Annibear123
* Chii farts on Annibear123
<Database> KABLOOEY.

<renske> i feel offended for my vag's sake
<renske> my vag is pretty damn impressive
...
<renske> my vag has a lot of feeling
<Safyre420> that's better than no feeling
<Gangreless> I should hope so.

[18:35] <renske> i did do a sketch of mnemosyne on the phone with Zeus, holding whatsherface (of music) while Polyhymnia tries to get her attention and Melpomene is turning on the oven in the background
[18:37] <Delphy> Polyhymnia sounds like some kind of sexual disease
[18:37] <ArtsyFrenchie> "I'm sorry, sir. You appear to have a bad case of polyhymnia"
[18:38] <ArtsyFrenchie> "You'll feel the urge to burst in random acts of pantomime during sex."
[18:38] * animalmad (animalmad@fd-F652D6C2.bagu.cable.ntl.com) has joined #social
[18:38] <renske> and that's different from regular sex... how?
[18:39] <renske> i mean, you're in a box...
[18:39] <HystericalParoxysm> HAR
[18:39] <ArtsyFrenchie> Suddenly, the guy begins putting a sockpuppet on his peen. Not what I call regular sex :p
[18:40] <renske> mimes dont have suckpuppets
[18:40] <renske> *sock
[18:40] <renske> *SOCK
[18:40] <ArtsyFrenchie> XD
[18:40] <HystericalParoxysm> Suckpuppets!
[18:40] <renske> UR MOM IS ONE
[18:40] <HystericalParoxysm> Now -that- would be an entertaining puppet show.
[18:40] <ArtsyFrenchie> Then a striped condom and a beret on the glans
[18:40] <renske> you need to come to amsterdam
[18:40] <Delphy> "An erotic shadowplay full of love and intrigue, starring one mime and his suckpuppet. A regular classic!"
[18:41] <renske> i'm pretty sure there are theaters on the Wallen that have them
[18:41] <HystericalParoxysm> Sexy puppet shows?
[18:41] <renske> i know of one with a fat lady and a banana
[18:41] <HystericalParoxysm> I'm THERE man
[18:41] * animalmad has quit (Quit: ...)
[18:41] * HystericalParoxysm cacklesnorts
[18:41] <HystericalParoxysm> We scared off a noob. With talk of puppets boning. AWESOME

<Corrie> Stuff you've been Mass Debating at home, by yourself?
* Tree just said that out loud, and lol'd at the result.
<cthru|HMM> mass debating?
<cthru|HMM> who did that? :P
<cthru|HMM> you confused me
<cthru|HMM> :P
<Corrie> Say it out loud really fast.
<Tree> :P
<cthru|HMM> LMAO
* Corrie patpats innocent cthru
<cthru|HMM> naaaw, I wasn't mass debating
<cthru|HMM> :P
<cthru|HMM> shaddaaap
<cthru|HMM> XD
<Corrie> Sure you weren't cthru...
<Corrie> sure you weren't.
<Tree> Is that any of your business, Corrie? :P
<cthru|HMM> no, I wasn't :P
<Corrie> Not really, but still... she was clueless about it till a few seconds ago.

[09:07] <cthru> use IE if you have it?
[09:07] <Tree> :O
[09:07] <Gangreless> :O
[09:07] <Tree> NONONONONO!
[09:07] <Gangreless> NOOOOOOO

[19:39] <Liz> I'm so bored.
[19:39] <Sparkle> I would say the same, but chatting here, I can never be bored
[19:40] * Gangreless gives Liz a shiny.
[19:40] <Sparkle> This chat is really entertaining
[19:40] <Liz> What kind of shiny?
[19:40] <Gangreless> A shiny one.
[19:40] <Liz> I approve.

[20:55] <daluved1|physics> This might be a big duh but EA is too damn lazy!
[20:55] * Gangreless smacks Jeamo with the DUH stick
[20:55] <daluved1|physics> ow =.=;;
[20:55] <daluved1|physics> ANYWAY!
[20:55] <NotATree> Can I... can I touch it?
[20:56] <Gangreless> No.
[20:56] <NotATree> Can I smell it?
[20:56] <Gangreless> Well... ok.
[20:56] <Gangreless> But no touching!
[20:56] * NotATree leans in closer to the stick, snatches it, and runs off, laughing maniacally.
[20:56] <daluved1|physics> HA HA
[20:57] * Gangreless throws the STOP rock at Tree's head. TIIIMMMBBBEEERR
[20:57] <daluved1|physics> LOL xD
[20:57] <NotATree> ...ow.
[20:57] <NotATree> X.X
[20:57] * Gangreless leisurely walks over to the fallen Tree and proceeds to make many more DUH sticks from the body.
[20:57] <NotATree> Oi!
[20:58] <daluved1|physics> -snicker-
[20:58] <NotATree> NOT a tree. NOT!!
[20:58] <Gangreless> Well not anymore.

[19:05] <StitchionaryParoxysm> Sigh.
[19:05] <StitchionaryParoxysm> I reloaded this game and now anyone remotely near the safari exhibit is convinced all the animals in it are chasing them.
[19:05] <StitchionaryParoxysm> Liek, srsly dude, you're walking up on the walkway above it in your tie dye shirt and backpack and the animal's down below taking a dump, THEY ARE NOT OUT TO GET YOU.
[19:06] <Gangreless> Sometimes a particularly aggressive animal (usually the carnivores) will see a guest standing a bit close and will start stalking/chasing it.
[19:06] <StitchionaryParoxysm> They're getting freaked out by gazelles
[19:06] <Gangreless> Well that's just retarded.
[19:06] <StitchionaryParoxysm> I had this same issue a while back with fennecs, the last time I started playing this.
[19:07] <StitchionaryParoxysm> But dude, it's a fennec fox. Even if it escaped and came running after me I'd be all, "DAWWW! C'mere so I can cuddle you, you widdle cutie pieeeee!"
[19:07] <Gangreless> I've only had it with things like the T.Rex and Secretary Birds.
[19:07] <Database> ... secretary birds?
[19:07] <Gangreless> Yes
[19:07] <StitchionaryParoxysm> Big angry chickens
[19:07] <Database> "Can I have your details please, BAWK?"

<Djones> BOW BEFORE MY ORGAN FAILURE INDUCING MIRTH
<Djones> Thats not a euphemism for my penis.
<elpemmy> rofl

<Rye> I just messed up the lyrics to a song and made it sound like the guy was hitting on his mom. :|
<Gangreless> hur
<Tree> Ha.
<Gangreless> keepin it in the family *bow chicka wow wow*
<Corrie> Incest: A game the whole family can enjoy. ;)

<codefish> Whats RAM?
<Sparkle> Computer memory
<FurryPanda> a male goat

<lewjen> can I ask, what causes a server split (or whatever it's called)?
<Davey> Dinosaurs
<Delphy> Interwebs lag, or a router in between failing, or some other issue
<Delphy> Or raptors in the pipes
<Davey> *nods*
<Cookiemonster> How would raptors be able to get into the pipes? o___O
<lewjen> big pipes

<cthru> heya cthru

<Aychpee> fish-encrusted sphincterfarmer
<Chii> Today's fish is trout a la creme. enjoy your meal.

<Cookiemonster> How many bedrooms do I put if the house is a two family house (Before AL) with two each?
<Cookiemonster> *two bedrooms each?
<SilentPsycho> 4?
<SilentPsycho> 2+2=4
<Cookiemonster> Okay
<Cookiemonster> I wasn't sure

<Nubie> hey the clock is wrong
<Nubie> the numbers are wrong jon
<fanseelamb> Umm.. that is an excellent observation, Nubie. It's sideways. :/
<Davey> I knew something was weird!
<fanseelamb> I didn't look close enough to try to read them.
<Davey> Yeah you need to rotate it 90% clockwise
<Davey> Omg
<fanseelamb> clockwise!
<fanseelamb> Davey made a funny!
<Davey> I did!
* fanseelamb highfives Davey again
<Davey> Gah, Dane Cook here I come!
<Davey> ^5
<fanseelamb> :D
<Davey> God...this is why I'm at home on a saturday night

<Sparkle> I cod do better, but I can't think of anything that isn't pollock
* Database drops a plaice on Sparkle
<Database> Also, these puns stink.
<Sparkle> You battered me
<Database> In fact, they're...
* Database puts sunglasses on.
<Database> kinda fishy.
<Database> YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

<CaptainParoxysm> I've had a baby head out my twat - I could probably fit a baseball up there with enough lube/stretching.
<CaptainParoxysm> I wonder how far I could "throw" it if I clenched real hard....
<CaptainParoxysm> Damn, now I gotta find a baseball.

* Davey curls up in a ball
* Sparkle curls up into a triangle
<Sparkle> Ouch
<Davey> o.O
<Davey> Pics or it didn't happen!
<Davey> Lol
<Sparkle> Actually, it should be folded into a triangle
<Davey> Like one of those pool-side foldy chairs
<Sparkle> Only Sparkle-shaped
* Davey hugs HL
<Davey> Yes
* Davey sits on the Sparkle chair
* Sparkle folds up again
* HugeLunatic wonders what a sparkle chair looks like..
<Davey> One of those pool-side foldy chairs, HL
<Sparkle> XD

<ShinyhappySparkle> You're crazy
<Tree> No, I'm Tree. Pleased to meet you.

<FurryPanda> white, is that link safe
<Djones> God no
<Djones> It's a giant vagina
<whiterider> It depends on how perceptive those around you are
<renske> giant vaginas are unsafe?
<whiterider> There are no *actual* vaginas involved
<FurryPanda> take that as a no
<Djones> renske, bigger surface area
<renske> i think giant vaginas are benign beings
<Djones> More risk of accidental you know
<renske> accidental what?
<renske> falling into it and drowning?
<Djones> projectile spunking
<FurryPanda> shklurching
<whiterider> Accidental vaginal nommage
<Djones> I'm not sure I want to continue this conversation
<renske> well at least you'll have a womb with a view

<HystericalParoxysm> Everyone's off doin' emino's mom.
<emino> wooot
<emino> i hope ill get a new sistah out of that
<HystericalParoxysm> Yes, but the babbydaddy will be Chii.
<emino> ooooh
<emino> persocon sistah
<emino> i can install porn in her
<HystericalParoxysm> ...

<renske> maybe his brain is in his tiny e-peen and that's why he's a bit... speshul.
<Frenchie> :D
<Frenchie> You girls :3
<renske> ohai :| i keep forgetting that this is not #talkwithyourvagina
<renske> ohh god... that would be a HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE
<renske> you look down in the shower and you hear 'OHAAAAI!'
<renske> and during sex you'd hear 'OM NOM NOM'
<cthru> well if a vagina could talk, a penis should be able to do the same
<Aychpee> They can.
<Aychpee> The hole on the end is a bit slit-like. You can totally make it talk.
<Aychpee> And if you pull the foreskin forward at the same time it looks like a talking sand worm
<Aychpee> "omnomnom teh spice must flow... FROM MY BALLS!"
<Loaf> ...
<Aychpee> Oh, don't you elipses at me young lady it's not like you've never tried to make a dick talk.
<Loaf> i haven't!
<Aychpee> Tell me you've at least tried to make your twatflaps talk.
<Loaf> ...nope
<Aychpee> Damn woman.
<Aychpee> Genital puppetry is one of the great things about being human and you're missing out, big time.
<renske> ...i've tried to make a yin yang sign with my boobs
<renske> does that count?

<&Lethe> you talked about my climb towards the grave? o.O
<renske> yeah isnt that more like a descent?
<Renewableemmy> rofl
<&Lethe> THATS NOT THE POINT

<Tom> Im gonna redo it.
<DalShake> yep, sucktastic
<Tom> reckon I should redo it?
<DalShake> i was just saying how much i hated that house
<Tom> like.. its so cold.. and spacious.. its just too wierd.
<DalShake> like HL's vagina
<DalShake> *badum tish*
<fanseelamb> wow