MTS2 Quotes Database

<whiterider> rofl
<whiterider> Someone added a bunch of running mascaras to the Marriage & Weddings section of the contentlists
<whiterider> That's telling...
<Sparklycookie> o___O
<Sparklycookie> Where where ehere?
<Sparklycookie> Aww, not as funny as I thought
<Sparklycookie> I imagined a load of mascaras with arms and legs running though the page
<Sparklycookie> Now THAT would have been funny

<armiel> *is going to go practise some man-hunting....*
<armiel> or actually going to is wrongly told, cause i'm already doing it
<Callie> What kind of equipment do you need for that?
<DaveyDaVinci> A studfinder
<armiel> lol
<DaveyDaVinci> As well as gaydar, so she doens't waste her time

<Renske> remind me to wear panties when going drinking with you guys.
<Renske> err.
<Renske> never mind.

<FurryPanda> hi all
<whiterider> Heya Panda
<FurryPanda> how are you?
<whiterider> Feeling oddly productive. You?
<FurryPanda> feeling pleasantly vegetative
<whiterider> We go tooogether, like...
<FurryPanda> parasitic symbionts?

<elpemmy> google tells me that last one was
<elpemmy> "are you horny or want a cookie"
<renske> yes.
<SickPsycho> XD
<renske> imagine that to the melody of 'should i stay or should i go now' from The Clash.
<renske> true.
<elpemmy> I really really want a cookie now
* Lethe snorts some more
<SickPsycho> Aww, emmy's not horny. :(
<elpemmy> I don't do the sexytiem, Sylie.
<elpemmy> Ever.
<renske> never ever?
<renske> ever ever?
<Lethe> she's underage
<elpemmy> well maybe one day.
<Lethe> she's allowed to lie
<elpemmy> If I find a guy who is not a prick.
<Lethe> honey
<Lethe> sweetiepie
<elpemmy> and I don't mess up :)
<Lethe> you're gonna need that prick
<Lethe> i'm not sure what they told you

<Emm> I need a new idea for a movie...something funny
<SilentPsycho> Someone de-evolving Bush?
<Emm> i have a funny one called DanceDAnce, but I'm regreting not putting the grim reaper in it
<Emm> how would you de-evolve bush?
<SilentPsycho> Easy, take him out of his suit.

[03:19] MANDY_CAKES: If you delete errors I guess you get a non erroring game.

* Jon would like to see the Borg do battle with the Ewoks.
<Jon> I've already established that the Enterprise would kick the Death Star's ass, but as far as races...definately Ewok Vs. Borg.
<Jon> The Borg are all cyborg-ish and all, but I doubt they could resist the urge for deep fried teddy bear.
<Jon> The entire Collective would descend upon that tiny little workd chanting, "Southern comfort food, southern comfort food. We are the Borg. We will add your greens and your okra to our own."
<Jon> The Cube would land and turn into a giant Dilithium Crystal power grill and the Borg and the Federation would have a massive backyard barbecue.
<Jon> And Worf would be running around hunting Ewoks with his Bat'leth.
<Jon> Screaming, "Come back! It is a good day to die!"

* LlamaLu442 lends beppo battle llama
<LlamaLu442> U need a llama spear?
<HystericalLlama> War llamas? Nooooo.
<HystericalLlama> Llamas are for cuddling!
<HystericalLlama> Llamas are not for fighting!
<LlamaLu442> But But
<Llama101> You can be the 4 llamas of the alpacalypse

[01:54pm] <hiddensmoke> i took an exam today in english and i had to write an essay on romeo and juliet
[01:54pm] <hiddensmoke> i wrote it like irc
[01:54pm] <Kelly> like irc?
[01:54pm] <hiddensmoke> Romeo- ZOMG!
[01:54pm] <hiddensmoke> Juliet- I LOVE YOU!
[01:55pm] <outtis> :E
[01:55pm] <outtis> I hope you fail
[01:55pm] <hiddensmoke> Romeo- Lets get married Foolishly
[01:55pm] <Zepherian> Romeo - I si queer
[01:55pm] <Zepherian> Juliet - I si suicide
[01:55pm] <hiddensmoke> Juliet- BRILLIANT
[01:55pm] <outtis> Julit - I know you hax
[01:55pm] <outtis> *juliet
[01:55pm] <outtis> :(
[01:55pm] <Zepherian> romeo - onos! me si suicide too
[01:55pm] <hiddensmoke> Romeo- onos! She art dead!
[01:55pm] <outtis> juliet - /kill
[01:56pm] <hiddensmoke> Romeo- How can i live without the girl i just met!
[01:56pm] <hiddensmoke> *romeo sucisides*
[01:56pm] <hiddensmoke> you get the picture

<Samehk> For the last few years. I have had more rude dreams about Delphy than I had about Christopher Walken or Johnny Depp.

<viromancy> I go away for 5 minutes and I come back to mammaries all overe the place. It's like watching sea-lions flopped out on the shore. There's a constant honking and the desultory floppy reshuffle, but it's tits as far as the eye can see.

[22:17] =-= SuperFly is now known as Superfly|Chemistry
[22:17] <Anna> chemistry? july 31st? chemistry?
[22:17] * Anna sends Superfly on vacation
[22:18] <HystericalParoxysm> He's just brewing drugs, that's all.
[22:18] <whiterider> He has a crystal meth lab in his secret dungeon
[22:18] <HystericalParoxysm> Well, of course. Why else do you think he was made staff?

<Vie> eat till your hungry
<Vie> ...
<Vie> when your hungry

<SilentPsycho> A toast to bread, for without bread, there could be no toast.
<deadkenny> amen
<SilentPsycho> To bread!
<deadkenny> to bread
<deadkenny> andtoast
<deadkenny> and beer
<SilentPsycho> And the ability to toast to bread

--- Delphster is now known as InfiniDelphy
* Anna licks InfiniDelphy
<SilentPsycho> Do I want to ask Delphy?
<InfiniDelphy> Infinity Combat Prototype
<P-epsi> how's coke today?
<Anna> mmmmm
<InfiniDelphy> aka naked mud wrestling
<Anna> wow
<SilentPsycho> Ahhh.
<cokenasmile> coke is reading popular mechanics :)
<SilentPsycho> That's not as interesting as naked mud wrestling

<Pfhoenix> well, it's not that bad with the old hand, I just cant hold very heavy things in it.. I basically shattered the 4th and 5th metacarpal.. (ring and pinky bone) in my hand...
* Pfhoenix smiles remembering how she did it... Ahhh, violence.
<Bunny> My handwriting is hideous, I type everything I can
<SilentPsycho> What did you do?
<Pfhoenix> well, I was drunk...
<whiterider> And she's still more dangerous than kicking a rhino...
<Pfhoenix> and got in a fight with an oak door.
<Bunny> and therefore invincible
<Pfhoenix> and the door kinda kicked my ass.

<curlybap> urgh, theres a guy in my class keeps saying how much he's looking forward to christmas and counting down the eggs
<curlybap> eggs?
<curlybap> *days

* Lolli has a shiney halo because she's so innocent :D
* Pfhoenix polishes her horns
<Pfhoenix> speaking of polishing a horn.
* Lolli is surrounded by a devine light, and has flying angels and grapefruits around her.

<curlybap> i c\an't even remember the dong
<curlybap> *snog
<Safyre420> lol
<curlybap> *soing
<whiterider> *song

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<Bunny> we don't have any
<Bunny> this is england, who needs garden umbrellas here? :P
<GreenStraws> We had really strong winds here, and our umbrella completely vanished from its cement base thingy.
<GreenStraws> Good point.
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<GreenStraws> Dude. FLying umbrella talk is no reason to LEAVE!
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<MockingBird|Straws> Yes. It is definetely well written.
<fanseelamb> I read it centuries ago
<fanseelamb> it was pretty good
<HystericalParoxysm> Man, fansee's older than I thought.

<flyingpigeon> I wish we could do a three-way
<flyingpigeon> pm

<GreenStraws> I think my brother just got killed.
<John> ahhh
<GreenStraws> Oh wait no. Its just my mom.
<John> What happened?
<GreenStraws> Shes trying to run over him with the car.
<John> :O
<John> why ?
<GreenStraws> No idea.
<GreenStraws> Shes CRAZY I tell you!
<GreenStraws> A DEMON!
<John> Hit her over the head with a ahmmer :P
<GreenStraws> ATTACK OF THE DEMONS! GET THE HOLY WATER! BREAK OUT THE NACHOS! ... We're goin' in.
<John> hammer*
<GreenStraws> Well, maybe not the holy water. But the nachos are a must.
<John> :)
<GreenStraws> Hee.
* GreenStraws is somewhat hyper.

[21:15:49] <Cheeseisgood> Suddenly I SEE!
[21:15:59] <curly|SimPE|bap> why the hell this means so much to me
[21:16:02] <curly|SimPE|bap> suddenly i see
[21:16:13] <curly|SimPE|bap> ...that i've forgotten the words
[21:16:14] <Cheeseisgood> Oh lord...
[21:16:16] <Cheeseisgood> Me too...
[21:16:19] <djones> good song...
[21:16:22] <curly|SimPE|bap> hehe
[21:16:25] <Cheeseisgood> Hmmm...