MTS2 Quotes Database

[16:33] <Pescado> That does explain that echo, though.
[16:33] <Gangreless> That's just all the empty space in your head, Pes.

[20:55] <daluved1|physics> This might be a big duh but EA is too damn lazy!
[20:55] * Gangreless smacks Jeamo with the DUH stick
[20:55] <daluved1|physics> ow =.=;;
[20:55] <daluved1|physics> ANYWAY!
[20:55] <NotATree> Can I... can I touch it?
[20:56] <Gangreless> No.
[20:56] <NotATree> Can I smell it?
[20:56] <Gangreless> Well... ok.
[20:56] <Gangreless> But no touching!
[20:56] * NotATree leans in closer to the stick, snatches it, and runs off, laughing maniacally.
[20:56] <daluved1|physics> HA HA
[20:57] * Gangreless throws the STOP rock at Tree's head. TIIIMMMBBBEEERR
[20:57] <daluved1|physics> LOL xD
[20:57] <NotATree> ...ow.
[20:57] <NotATree> X.X
[20:57] * Gangreless leisurely walks over to the fallen Tree and proceeds to make many more DUH sticks from the body.
[20:57] <NotATree> Oi!
[20:58] <daluved1|physics> -snicker-
[20:58] <NotATree> NOT a tree. NOT!!
[20:58] <Gangreless> Well not anymore.

<Djones> BOW BEFORE MY ORGAN FAILURE INDUCING MIRTH
<Djones> Thats not a euphemism for my penis.
<elpemmy> rofl

<Rye> I just messed up the lyrics to a song and made it sound like the guy was hitting on his mom. :|
<Gangreless> hur
<Tree> Ha.
<Gangreless> keepin it in the family *bow chicka wow wow*
<Corrie> Incest: A game the whole family can enjoy. ;)

* SirEmino is now known as em|PRINCE
* whiterider wishes desperately that she had svsnick powerz
<curlybap> Is anyone awake to do a /svsnick change to Emi|queen? :P
<whiterider> Only D and HP can, and they're asleep :(
<renske> i'll just go and wake up J to have sex. HP has a habit of contacting me when i'm... busy.

<writingemmy> It was my first time and Frenchie offered to help me :P
<Database> And I popped in for the first time in ages :P

<elpemmy> penis?
<renske> oh why thank you
* renske takes a penis from emmy's serving plate
<renske> tea?
<elpemmy> rofl
<elpemmy> Yes please.
<elpemmy> :D
* renske pours emmy some tea
<elpemmy> (where did I find penises to put on the serving plate?)
<renske> (ur mom?)

<codefish> Whats RAM?
<Sparkle> Computer memory
<FurryPanda> a male goat

[07:13] <Database> Chii has been shagged?
[07:13] <Chii> Yes.
[07:13] <em|zzz> ahahahahahaha
[07:13] <Chii> you're after my robot bee^*££#@£$~*#*$$
[07:13] <em|zzz> ....
[07:14] <Database> ... XD
[07:14] <em|zzz> data
[07:14] <em|zzz> what have you done to chii this time?
[07:14] <Database> Sexy things.
[07:15] <elpemmy> ...WHAT?!
[07:15] <Database> You helped, Emmy!
[07:15] <em|zzz> Chii, does data forced you?
[07:15] <elpemmy> I never.
[07:15] <Chii> not without lubricant
[07:15] <em|zzz> ...
[07:15] <em|zzz> DATA
[07:15] <Database> ...
[07:15] <em|zzz> SHAME ON YOU!
[07:15] <Chii> :o
[07:15] <Database> Chii, stop lying!

<Chii> yellow, and sometimes blue
<Cookiemonster> Chii, random much?
<darkwytche> O.o
<Chii> Why the hell not.
<Cookiemonster> You're weird
<darkwytche> Precisely Chii
<darkwytche> That is the ansswer to everything 'Why the hell not'
<Cookiemonster> I thought it was 42
<darkwytche> Could be
<darkwytche> Or ice cream

<darkwytche> There is 20cm of snow here and I'm in the South of France
<Sparkle> Lucky
* Pescado shrugs.
<Pescado> So?
<Pescado> That's nothing.
<Pescado> In MY day, we had to WALK to school, through the snow, uphill and against the wind BOTH ways, while the Japanese would try to bomb us!
<Lethe> srsly, you sure you're not delphy?
<Lethe> old geezers, the lot of you
<Angel> nope, he's just Pescado
<Angel> i wonder why he didn't mention his bare feet
<Pescado> It gets too long if I mention all the things.
<Frenchie> Angel: and dinosaurs.
<Frenchie> Pescado probably often got chased by raptors back in the day
<Angel> yeah, and he had tp pay with wooden dollars?!
<Frenchie> He ate them raw.
<Angel> the dollars?
<Angel> Lethe, Delphy doesn't kick and stomp. That's only Pescado
<Lethe> he nags about 'in his day' though :)
<Angel> yeah, he's ancient you know
<Angel> we might have a room free for him in the nursing home
<Pescado> Delphy's not in the best shape. I imagine he'll end up in a nursing home first despite the lead I have on him.
<Pescado> Whereas me? NEVAR!
<Pescado> My people don't believe in nursing homes, we just let them die.
<Angel> Pes, you know i'm always helping you pee
<Angel> every damn day
<Pescado> Bringing me my vodka does not count as helping me pee.

<cthru> @^^% ?
<Chii> #£$%#~£~!#%^
<cthru> !@#^%$$!@$
<Chii> ~$~$$~@#!%@£^££!@
<Lethe|Bloggy> ..
<cthru> ^&^$$#@*(((!#$%
<Chii> $*$£~#~@*@#%^!

<Cookiemonster> How many bedrooms do I put if the house is a two family house (Before AL) with two each?
<Cookiemonster> *two bedrooms each?
<SilentPsycho> 4?
<SilentPsycho> 2+2=4
<Cookiemonster> Okay
<Cookiemonster> I wasn't sure

[13:22] <CN> so hard to find good angel drawings
[13:22] * Angel (Angel@6CB1063D.9D0500DD.EC9A3C8E.IP) has joined #social

<Sparklycookie> Heya POah
<Phae> iz not a good name
<SkankBenSkank> Oooh, wait, you weren\'t here for that. :-x
<Sparklycookie> *Phae
<Sparklycookie> Stupid keyboard
<SkankBenSkank> Psh, my name is mamazing.
<Phae> sparks, congrats, thats the worst i\'ve seen my name messed up
<Sparklycookie> ROFL
<SkankBenSkank> Hahaha, that\'s pretty good. :)
<Sparklycookie> Blame this stupid klit
<Sparklycookie> *little keyboard

<Sparkle> I cod do better, but I can't think of anything that isn't pollock
* Database drops a plaice on Sparkle
<Database> Also, these puns stink.
<Sparkle> You battered me
<Database> In fact, they're...
* Database puts sunglasses on.
<Database> kinda fishy.
<Database> YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

18:01 <&Aychpee> We don't talk about piracy here, raven.
18:01 < Davey> Piracy is bad
18:01 < Database> Yarrr!
18:01 <&Aychpee> Hush, you.
18:01 < Database> Avast, ye hearties, etcetera etcetera.
18:01 * Aychpee hits Data with a rolled up Chii.
18:01 * Chii loves it

<&Letheopteryx> please tell me why i'm a dinosaur
<Safociraptor> so you can eat humans?
<&Letheopteryx> humans and dinosaurs lived in different eras
<&Letheopteryx> and would never have met
<Safociraptor> but if we're dinosaurs then we can eat humans because humans exist now lol
<&Letheopteryx> you have a point
* Safociraptor sets up a table of various marinades, glazes and sauces to be used on teh hoomanz
<&Letheopteryx> oh, we're nouvelle quisine dino's?
<Safociraptor> of course :D

<HystericalParoxysm> Yes, I know, I'm a HUGE Who fan and Ten is my favourite Doctor.
<fanseelamb> I only watched Ten's series. New guy does not interest me at all, and I never watched it before. But Ten is <3
<HystericalParoxysm> Matt Smith is -way- funnier to watch as the Doctor after hearing a lovely story someone told on another forum.
<fanseelamb> ooh do tell
<HystericalParoxysm> Their friend apparently dated him for a while.
<HystericalParoxysm> And when in bed, he would shout, "DO YOU LOVE THE COCK?!" and if the answer wasn't a resounding, "YES, I LOVE THE COCK!" his erection would wilt and he'd go and sulk in the corner.
<HystericalParoxysm> So now me and Renske want to go to Who conventions with "DO YOU LOVE THE COCK?!" posters.
<fanseelamb> You must! OMG. ROFL
<fanseelamb> And and at the Q&A put up your hand all innocently, then when they call on you ask "DO YOU LOVE THE COCK?!" We'll write you in jail!
<HystericalParoxysm> ROFLMAO I'm laughing so hard Delphy went "SHHH"

[23:40] <SirEmino> womanhood = priceless
[23:40] <Sparkle> For everything else, there's Mastercard

* Davey curls up in a ball
* Sparkle curls up into a triangle
<Sparkle> Ouch
<Davey> o.O
<Davey> Pics or it didn't happen!
<Davey> Lol
<Sparkle> Actually, it should be folded into a triangle
<Davey> Like one of those pool-side foldy chairs
<Sparkle> Only Sparkle-shaped
* Davey hugs HL
<Davey> Yes
* Davey sits on the Sparkle chair
* Sparkle folds up again
* HugeLunatic wonders what a sparkle chair looks like..
<Davey> One of those pool-side foldy chairs, HL
<Sparkle> XD

<ShinyhappySparkle> You're crazy
<Tree> No, I'm Tree. Pleased to meet you.

<frazzmeister> if you try to kill someone with the power of your mind, and you suceed.. is it murder?
<frazzmeister> coz.. it's not like you'd be expecting it to actually work, unless you were insane...
<frazzmeister> I mean, if it were even possible to prove..
<frazzmeister> if you DID think it was going to work, would you get off on insanity, or not because you were right and thus not insane... even though that's insane?
<frazzmeister> this sort of thing keeps me awake at night..

<Aychpee> You have a bit of bush sticking into your garage though. ;)
<Aychpee> (That sounds dirty...)
<armiel> haha, i'll move it a little bit
<Flabaliki> its funny, cause even if that was intended to be dirty, it doesnt make any sense :P
<DaveyDaVinci> I think it could mean that your hair is growing into your vagina?
<DaveyDaVinci> Idk
<Flabaliki> lol
<DaveyDaVinci> *Does not know much of female anatomy, nor sexual euphamisms*
<Aychpee> I guess if it got really long...
<Flabaliki> eeew
<DaveyDaVinci> Then you could braid it.
<LadyFrontbum> or if you were tribbing.
<LadyFrontbum> *cough*
<DaveyDaVinci> Wtf is tribbing
<DaveyDaVinci> Seriously.
<DaveyDaVinci> Aussie speak >_<
<LadyFrontbum> scissoring.
<Aychpee> Ahahaha
<Flabaliki> rofl
<LadyFrontbum> lmao
<Aychpee> I prefer "bumping clams"
<DaveyDaVinci> >_<
<LadyFrontbum> lol
<Aychpee> Which is to say I prefer the -term-...
* Aychpee coughs
<armiel> ok, no sticky bushes anymore
* Aychpee cacklesnorts
<LadyFrontbum> HAHA
<Aychpee> I'm sooo 12 at heart
* Aychpee goes back to work on pennisland

<SilentPsycho> I got bored earlier and tried to imagine what an icecube up the twat would feel like, but it kept melting in the hot tub before I could put it in.