MTS2 Quotes Database

<longdaysend> Loaf...mind if i ask how -you- found this cuminity of smut-givers?
<longdaysend> wow....
<longdaysend> community
<longdaysend> a little fruedian there

* Panda bugles the chat
* Bubo gives Panda a r
<Panda> lol
<&whiterider> Actually, you need an r and an l-g morpher
<Panda> to get burgles?
<&whiterider> No

<Greenie|afk> What did you fix?
<renske> a lightsocket
<Greenie|afk> Oooh. Potentially dangerous.
<renske> one of those things you can adjust the brightness of the light with
<renske> yes. and soft light is important in my bathroom where i soak in lavender and my own hotness.
<renske> :P
<Greenie|afk> Ooh la la.
<renske> so now it works and doesn't smell like smouldering plastic like before :P
<Greenie|afk> .. Im getting slightly disturbing ideas on how one would soak in their own hotness. :/
<renske> i feel really tough. I think I may need a tool belt
<Greenie|afk> Ill get you a hammer for it.
<renske> my hotness goes fluid in hot water.
<Greenie|afk> That sounds like a bad pickup line.
<renske> ... not much better...
<Greenie|afk> What the hell is with this conversation!?

<whiterider> http://infinitejestchallenge.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/chocolate_chip_cookie.jpg
<AnthonyRappluver> ...
<AnthonyRappluver> does that link involve reading?
<whiterider> no, it's a jpg
<AnthonyRappluver> A PICTURE!
<AnthonyRappluver> is it a pic of a cookie?
<whiterider> I suppose telling you to read the url would be overly optimistic.

<GoldenSimmer> Thats Lohan.
<Greenie> Bahahaa Lindsay.
<Greenie> She called.
<Greenie> She thinks you should pierce your nipples.
<cantresist17> No thanks
<Greenie> She'll be so disappointed. ;--;
<cantresist17> I know; but i'll get my balls done for her
<cantresist17> lol lol, I meant rubber toy balls
<Greenie> Of course you did.

* Longdaysend gobbles frenchies cock
<frazzmeister> cock
<Longdaysend> ...
<Longdaysend> i mena
<Safyre420> cock
<Longdaysend> CN's salad

<Medico|LUA> Considering I'm Ordo Hereticus...do YOU want 10,000 angry women after your blood?
<dj> God yes.

* Melpomene has arrived. Prepare to feel miserable, #social
<Delphy> How about... no
* Delphy sets a ban on *!*db51@fd-FB26A026.cos2.cable.ntl.com

<BoobLoaf> dude, i do not want twigs in my cunt.

<HystericalParoxysm> FRENCHIE AND LOAFIE SITTING IN A TREE, F-U-C-K-I-N-G
<Database> SEXYTIEM
* Frenchie coughs
<Database> ..
<Database> Anyway, time to head off.
<Longdaysend> fuck it. you guys are so one track minded
<BoobLoaf> dude, i do not want twigs in my cunt.

<Longdaysend> oh i get it..i get it so hard..you don't even know

<TFS> We are #social. We are legion. We do not forgive n00bness. We do not forget BOOBIES.

<dj> You know.
<dj> Canada is hundreds of times the size of england, and has half the population.
<whiterider> So's your face
<Data[BHA]> That's what /she/ said.

*** Loaf has joined #social
<NotLoaf> ...
<NotLoaf> WHO THE FUCK IS THAT
<NotLoaf> I AM LOAF. GET THE FUCK OUT
<Dj> GHOST KILL GHOST KILL
<NotLoaf> I CAN'T NO NICKSERV OH GOD
<NotLoaf> WHO THE FUCK
<Dj> No nickserv? ZOMG. Emergency.
<missangelica> If you're not loaf, who are you? :o
<curlybap> LOAF
<NotLoaf> WHO THE FUCK IS CHEATING ME OUT OF MY FUCKING NAME GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
* curlybap prods Loaf with a stick
<curlybap> i mean
<curlybap> notlaof
<The_French_Sim> Loafie, they have the same hostmask as you :p
<curlybap> loaf
<curlybap> LOL
<Dj> snrk.
<NotLoaf> ...
<NotLoaf> what the shit?
<Dj> Its you.
<NotLoaf> how the fuck?
* The_French_Sim rubs Loafie... calm down Loaf, calm down.
<curlybap> or rather
<curlybap> it's Not you.
<The_French_Sim> You may be running two instances of XChat?
<NotLoaf> how the hell did i just re-join...?
<Dj> This has the potential for epic win, or epic fail.
<NotLoaf> but i'm not!
<NotLoaf> OH GOD I AM CONFUSE

[21:44] <Liz|SortaMaths> I'm starting to see the entire world in terms of triangles.
[21:44] <Liz|SortaMaths> I'm starting to freak out, "oh my god i only know the length of TWO SIDES, I need to figure out the third!"
[21:44] <Liz|SortaMaths> But I'm looking at like. a sandwich.
[21:45] <Liz|SortaMaths> I am overcome with this urge to calculate the length and angles of my sandwich.

<heavyweapunzemmy> I'm gonna have a blowjob when I grow up :(

[02:14] <Pescado> Delphy: http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/tmp/awesome.rar
[02:15] <Pescado> Dev version. Not guaranteed to work well.
[02:15] <Delph> 404
[02:15] <HystericalParoxysm> "Not guaranteed to work well." "404" LOL
[02:15] <Pescado> There.
[02:15] <Pescado> Stupid file permissions always copy funny.
[02:18] <Delph> Wow it's grown in size quite a bit
[02:18] <HystericalParoxysm> That's what SHE said.
[02:19] <Pescado> Well, that's about as big as it's going to get.
[02:19] <Delph> That's what HE said

[15:30] <The_French_Sim> Erato... hmmm... "love and erotic poetry"...
[15:32] <The_French_Sim> :| Great, now I imagine her writing porny haikus.
[15:32] <The_French_Sim> "I'm in the mood for/A rough shagging all day long/Do me now baby"
[15:35] <The_French_Sim> "Lie down on the bed/Let me get ready to give/You some long oral"
[15:36] <The_French_Sim> "You're getting hard now/I can see I turn you on/Undress me, silly"

<Renske> see, if i would come across a bloodstained mudkip, i'd DAMN WELL LEAVE IT ALONE
<Renske> ... wtf?? *book

<Renske> i dont mind the smell of fresh ball sweat
<TFS|Out> ...
<Renske> what!

<Zucabr> Vie, just out of curiosity, how do you identify yourself sexually? :P
<Vie> I look down
<Vie> "Yep, thats me"
<Zucabr> Hurr.
<Vie> its quite easy really

* Renske_ stares at Renske until she gets the hint and leaves
*** renske has quit (Connection reset by peer)
<Lethe> :D
<Renske_> :D
*** Renske_ is now known as renske
<Corrie> i think your staring scared away the ghost of yourself.
<renske> sheesh, it sure takes me a while to get a hint
<renske> i hope so, corrie
<renske> didnt you know? all ghosts can't stand people staring at them

<Dj|food> Also I just accidentally e-stalked attractive blondes twitter.
<Database> You accidentally her whole twitter?

<Lethe> so this game is doing it's very best to scare the living shit out of me
<Lethe> it's good at it
<Frenchie> Which game, Lethe?
<Lethe> Bioshock
<Lethe> also, totally love the forties almost communist meets art deco architecture
<Lethe> yes, i just spoke of the architecture in a game about shooting things
* Lethe is such a girl
* Frenchie petpets Lethe

[20:43] <Jekyll> i can't waste liquids at the moment, sorry
[20:44] <Djones> even salty tears of sadness?
[20:44] <Gangreless> Well I guess masturbating's out of the question.
[20:44] <Jekyll> yeah
[20:44] <Djones> Cn masterbates dry.]
[20:44] <Gangreless> How sad.
[20:44] <Jekyll> i couldn't even go to uni, and i'm nauseated, and i'm hungry, but i can't eat
[20:44] * Jekyll weeps
[20:45] <Jekyll> dry masturbation sounds sad, yeah D:
[20:45] * Djones hugs a CN and provides water
[20:45] <Jekyll> for masturbation?
[20:46] <Gangreless> Water doesn't work very well for masturbation.
[20:46] <Djones> more to replace the moisture lost from weeping, but w/e