MTS2 Quotes Database

<LDE> Chii has no sense of time. she's like a dog who greets you happily when you come in the door, even if you just forgot your keys 5 seconds ago

<curlybap> what did you use your whip for, frenchie?
<The_French_Sim> Fun. Like, whipping around. *whip whip whip whip*

* Longdaysend blows to frenchie
<Longdaysend> ...er bows

<Angel> Renske, how old are you? Because i don't remember it being so necessary to shave when i was a teenager.
<renske> 24
<Angel> 6 years younger than me
<Angel> almost 7 :(
<Delphy|PG> Pft, Angel is yougn compared to me :P
<Angel> oh shut up D!
* Angel huggles The ancient Delphy
<Delphy|PG> Ow me back
<renske> d is not that old
<renske> lmao
<frazzmeister> ye olde delphy
<renske> rly? how olde?
<Delphy|PG> 42
<HystericalParoxysm> whut
<cthru> like mah dad
<Delphy|PG> ...or maybe younger
<Delphy|PG> :P
* renske not buying it
<Delphy|PG> How old do you THINK I am renske?
<frazzmeister> I thought 34,..
<Angel> 42? Wow... And i thought your ancient. You must remember the time when you still used wooden dollars...
<Delphy|PG> Wooden dollars? Fancy? I remember when it was 2 sticks and a bang on the cave wall was equal to a sheep

* Jon sighs.
<Jon> I have issues with killing kids.
<Lethe|buildy> good

<frazzmeister> i didn't know mirc did that... if i press tab without typing any letters first it puts /msg the lest person who i messaged...
* frazzmeister spams herself
<frazzmeister> ...also i seem to have logged conversation with myself..
<FurryPanda> frazzy, if youre going to spam yourself, must you do it in front of the children?
<frazzmeister> sorry panda, didnt see you there. :p
<Longdaysend> heh
<Longdaysend> i love you frazz
<Chii> :o)
<frazzmeister> :D
<FurryPanda> frazzy, i know that when i have a need to spam i dont pay a lot of attention to my surroundings, but golly i dont do it in front of innocent children (like me) or bots of varying innocence (like chii)

* Val1989 (Val1989@fd-FE591DFF.cpe.mountaincable.net) has joined #social
<Val1989> no one has downloaded the nightmare before xmas skins?
<HystericalParoxysm> No.
<HystericalParoxysm> Nobody. Ever.
<Val1989> ok
* Database has quit (Operation timed out)
* GoldenSimmer has quit (Operation timed out)
<Val1989> i wonder why they stopped downloads
<xianny> i think theres some maintenance going on
<Val1989> yeah probably
<HystericalParoxysm> Nah, we just like screwing with ya.
<tmm> I think we just like screwing generally.
<Val1989> :(
<Val1989> lol
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<Lethe|worky> holy fuck, it's not just drawings
* Lethe|worky closes google images
<The_French_Sim> No, Lethe.
<The_French_Sim> DO NOT GOOGLE FETISHES.

[15:44] * Peter__ (Peter@fd-FADF7D11.in-addr.btopenworld.com) has joined #social
[15:45] * Peter__ nickserv ghost database iamanidiot
[15:46] <Peter__> ...
[15:46] <Peter__> Time for me to change my password again.
[15:46] * Database has quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Peter__)))
[15:46] * Peter__ is now known as Database
[15:46] <HystericalParoxysm> That's a fail so epic it's almost win.
[15:46] * Database has quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Delphster)))
[15:46] <HystericalParoxysm> lol asshole

<a_lulz> Chii, kill Annibear123
* Chii farts on Annibear123
<Database> KABLOOEY.

<Lethe> hihi
<Djones> lowlow
<Djones> You're looking lovely today Lethe, wonderful in fact. I find your mere presense intoxicating...wait....ugh, hard to breath, your beauty suffocating.
<Lethe> :p
* Djones dies all over lethe and gets her arrested for the crime of MURDER BY SEXY
<Lethe> ok, that's kinda flattering

* Longdaysend lays out a meat based buffet for emmy
<Longdaysend> that's what she needs, a lot of meat
<Longdaysend> ...
<Longdaysend> can i rephrase that please?

<renske> i feel offended for my vag's sake
<renske> my vag is pretty damn impressive
...
<renske> my vag has a lot of feeling
<Safyre420> that's better than no feeling
<Gangreless> I should hope so.

[18:35] <renske> i did do a sketch of mnemosyne on the phone with Zeus, holding whatsherface (of music) while Polyhymnia tries to get her attention and Melpomene is turning on the oven in the background
[18:37] <Delphy> Polyhymnia sounds like some kind of sexual disease
[18:37] <ArtsyFrenchie> "I'm sorry, sir. You appear to have a bad case of polyhymnia"
[18:38] <ArtsyFrenchie> "You'll feel the urge to burst in random acts of pantomime during sex."
[18:38] * animalmad (animalmad@fd-F652D6C2.bagu.cable.ntl.com) has joined #social
[18:38] <renske> and that's different from regular sex... how?
[18:39] <renske> i mean, you're in a box...
[18:39] <HystericalParoxysm> HAR
[18:39] <ArtsyFrenchie> Suddenly, the guy begins putting a sockpuppet on his peen. Not what I call regular sex :p
[18:40] <renske> mimes dont have suckpuppets
[18:40] <renske> *sock
[18:40] <renske> *SOCK
[18:40] <ArtsyFrenchie> XD
[18:40] <HystericalParoxysm> Suckpuppets!
[18:40] <renske> UR MOM IS ONE
[18:40] <HystericalParoxysm> Now -that- would be an entertaining puppet show.
[18:40] <ArtsyFrenchie> Then a striped condom and a beret on the glans
[18:40] <renske> you need to come to amsterdam
[18:40] <Delphy> "An erotic shadowplay full of love and intrigue, starring one mime and his suckpuppet. A regular classic!"
[18:41] <renske> i'm pretty sure there are theaters on the Wallen that have them
[18:41] <HystericalParoxysm> Sexy puppet shows?
[18:41] <renske> i know of one with a fat lady and a banana
[18:41] <HystericalParoxysm> I'm THERE man
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[18:41] * HystericalParoxysm cacklesnorts
[18:41] <HystericalParoxysm> We scared off a noob. With talk of puppets boning. AWESOME

* renske imagines frenchie in a tutu waving his wand about
<renske> .. WAIT STRIKE THAT
<renske> stuff comes out all WRONG today!!!!

*ChocoLDE molests frenchies horse leaving frenchie alone and un-fondled
<ChocoLDE> hang on...
<ChocoLDE> no
<ChocoLDE> NO!
<elpemmy> What about meeeee?
<ChocoLDE> no time ems!
ChocoLDE> i hearby retract anything i said in the last 10 minutes
<elpemmy> You don't love me anymore?!
*elpemmy weeps
<ChocoLDE> thus making it illegal to put it on any type of database
<ChocoLDE> whew
<TFS|TF2|GiddyUp> It's so QDB'd now.
<ChocoLDE> i'm covered now
<ChocoLDE> frenchie i hate you

<Corrie> Stuff you've been Mass Debating at home, by yourself?
* Tree just said that out loud, and lol'd at the result.
<cthru|HMM> mass debating?
<cthru|HMM> who did that? :P
<cthru|HMM> you confused me
<cthru|HMM> :P
<Corrie> Say it out loud really fast.
<Tree> :P
<cthru|HMM> LMAO
* Corrie patpats innocent cthru
<cthru|HMM> naaaw, I wasn't mass debating
<cthru|HMM> :P
<cthru|HMM> shaddaaap
<cthru|HMM> XD
<Corrie> Sure you weren't cthru...
<Corrie> sure you weren't.
<Tree> Is that any of your business, Corrie? :P
<cthru|HMM> no, I wasn't :P
<Corrie> Not really, but still... she was clueless about it till a few seconds ago.

<Greenie> Im supposed to go to Hollywood tomorrow. To see a German/Latin/French/CountryWestern/Polka/Jazz fusion thing.
<Greenie> It sounds horrible. D:
<Database> :/
<elpemmy> Yeah, it does...
<daluved1> indeed
<Greenie> I dont even get it.
<Greenie> How can you mix those things.
<Greenie> Its like trying to cross apples and ceiling fans to get a new type of lampshade.

[09:07] <cthru> use IE if you have it?
[09:07] <Tree> :O
[09:07] <Gangreless> :O
[09:07] <Tree> NONONONONO!
[09:07] <Gangreless> NOOOOOOO

[19:39] <Liz> I'm so bored.
[19:39] <Sparkle> I would say the same, but chatting here, I can never be bored
[19:40] * Gangreless gives Liz a shiny.
[19:40] <Sparkle> This chat is really entertaining
[19:40] <Liz> What kind of shiny?
[19:40] <Gangreless> A shiny one.
[19:40] <Liz> I approve.

<Loaf> ...playing mambo no. 5 at full volume at 9.30 in the morning? ugh.
<Loaf> now i remember why i don't usually sit in the SU
<Angel> lmao
<Angel> i got woken up by builders hwo thought it was a good idea to drag steel fencing up the dune.
<Angel> of course, when i got up, they stopped...
<Corrie|KH> "Alright men, today's mission is to wake up as many people as possible, however, if you hear someone get up, leave the site immediately" "Yes sir!"
<Corrie|KH> "The only thing you can use is the steel fencing. Time to get CREATIVE!"

[19:05] <StitchionaryParoxysm> Sigh.
[19:05] <StitchionaryParoxysm> I reloaded this game and now anyone remotely near the safari exhibit is convinced all the animals in it are chasing them.
[19:05] <StitchionaryParoxysm> Liek, srsly dude, you're walking up on the walkway above it in your tie dye shirt and backpack and the animal's down below taking a dump, THEY ARE NOT OUT TO GET YOU.
[19:06] <Gangreless> Sometimes a particularly aggressive animal (usually the carnivores) will see a guest standing a bit close and will start stalking/chasing it.
[19:06] <StitchionaryParoxysm> They're getting freaked out by gazelles
[19:06] <Gangreless> Well that's just retarded.
[19:06] <StitchionaryParoxysm> I had this same issue a while back with fennecs, the last time I started playing this.
[19:07] <StitchionaryParoxysm> But dude, it's a fennec fox. Even if it escaped and came running after me I'd be all, "DAWWW! C'mere so I can cuddle you, you widdle cutie pieeeee!"
[19:07] <Gangreless> I've only had it with things like the T.Rex and Secretary Birds.
[19:07] <Database> ... secretary birds?
[19:07] <Gangreless> Yes
[19:07] <StitchionaryParoxysm> Big angry chickens
[19:07] <Database> "Can I have your details please, BAWK?"

<Loaf> i swear, you can get me to do anything if you offer me a gold star in return
<Delphy> gold star for nudes
<HystericalParoxysm> A gold star... AND awesome lipstick... for nudes.
<Loaf> ooh, HP, that is tempting...
<Loaf> hmm... a gold star...but nudes...but a gold star...
<Loaf> YOU ARE CONFLICTING MY MORALS
<elpemmy> Do we all get to see the nudes or just HP and Delphy?
<elpemmy> I.. uhh... I didn't say that.

[15:29] <FurryPanda> chii, who goes into your floppy drive?
[15:29] <Chii> you
[15:29] <Database> :O
[15:29] <Gangreless> :O

* FurryPanda goes to hoe her dickweed