MTS2 Quotes Database

<SirEmino_> wtf is a mission statement?
<tmm> it means delphy went corporate
<Vie> Delphy has been reading "Sucsess though Marketing Jargon"
<SirEmino_> heh
<CB|TJ> lol
<SilentPsycho> Mission statement: A statement about what you plan to do on a mission
<Vie> Very informative
<SilentPsycho> Thank you, I aim to please.

<shakazulu> hey, good news all im divorced woot
<shakazulu> officially
<MissHollyBeE> yay?

<missangelica> Sims content is like crack.. they get you with the free stuff and then do they premium charge for the good stuff. ;_;

<Adele> whats a yorkshire pudding?
<Cliff> ADELE?!
<The_French_Sim> Something made of dogs?

[14:16] <Aychpee> No.
[14:16] <Stoz> another question
[14:16] <Aychpee> No.
[14:16] <Aychpee> No questions.
[14:16] <djenerate> cakey, you fixed your portal game yet?
[14:16] <djenerate> ...
[14:16] <djenerate> damn timing

<Delphy> I only go on the S2C forums to chew bubblegum and kick ass.
<YellowPanda> some people just avoid them
<Delphy> And I'm all out of bubblegum.
<greenfeet93> Oh
<Stormy> for me yeah - I stay away :)
<YellowPanda> the asskissing is fun to watch
<YellowPanda> i mean kicking

<whiterider> Daniel shaved his leg
<whiterider> Just one
<HystericalParoxysm> Well that's stupid.
<HystericalParoxysm> Then you can't rub the smooth legs against each other.
<HystericalParoxysm> Like a de-furred cricket.
<HystericalParoxysm> And make no noise but a sad little squeak.
<HystericalParoxysm> Sad fleshy cricket.

<dj|MarsVolta> and for all you uneducated baffoons
<&whiterider> *buffoons

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<GreenStraws> Chocolate!!!
<GreenStraws> Squee!
<Jessica> cake!
<ChocolateCake> Greenie!!!
<ChocolateCake> Jessica!
<Delphy|WorkyWork> delphy!!!
<ChocolateCake> Delphy!!
<GreenStraws> Rofl.
<em|zzz> ...

<Panda1001essays> i am not a perv! im a bastion of prudishness and traditional values! of elegance and decorum! of big words that essentially say "stop calling me a perv!"

[23:18] <jhd1189> I love McGriddles... they're splendid.
[23:18] <HystericalParoxysm> Splendid eh?
[23:19] <jhd1189> Oh yes.
[23:19] <HystericalParoxysm> That's a pretty big adjective.
[23:19] <HystericalParoxysm> Usually requires a talking lion.
[23:19] <HystericalParoxysm> Do they have a talking lion?
[23:19] <jhd1189> They're made of big adjectives. And made *by* a talking lion.
[23:19] <jhd1189> He works in the drive-thru.

[14:30] <&Star> hey John :)
[14:30] <John> Hey Emi :)
[14:30] <John> ...
[14:30] <&Star> lol
[14:30] <SirEmino> ...
[14:30] <John> Star*
[14:30] <John> ok, let's try that again
[14:30] <John> hey John :)
[14:30] <&Star> rofl
[14:30] <SirEmino> JB really likes me today. He must had a bumb on his head.
[14:30] <John> Hey Star! :D

<Aychpee> Tchan! You have ovaries! Help me!
<Zicon> o_O
<Aychpee> I'm trying to pick colour schemes.
<Zicon> .. for ovaries?
<Aychpee> For a web design. :P
<Zicon> With ovaries in it?
* Zicon is confused.
<Aychpee> No...
<Aychpee> I meant... being a chick... what with the knowing what colour "mauve" actually is and stuff...
<Cazzy-Tchan> sure!
<Cazzy-Tchan> what do you need?
<Cazzy-Tchan> and i do believe i know what the colour mauve is, yes xD
<Aychpee> Mmm, I should work up my options into little swatches actually.
<Cazzy-Tchan> it doesn't matter--i'll help ya no matter what ^^^
<Zicon> I don't know what colour "mauve" is.
<JohnBrehaut1> neither....
<Zicon> I believe it is in the reddish part of the spectrum, though.
* Cazzy-Tchan pets Zicon and JohnBrehaut1

* Greenie gives Joey a bag of penguin slices.
<jhd1189> Blech
<Greenie> :D
<HystericalParoxysm> They'll grow hair on your chest. *nodnods*
<Bubo> i dont like penguins
<jhd1189> Please, penguins can't even grow their own hair.
<HystericalParoxysm> My grandmother always used to say that to me about stuff...
<HystericalParoxysm> I just had to sit there and wonder, why would a 7 year old girl want hair on her chest?

<Star> hehe I won't tell you what I thought gangbanging meant
<Star> but I did run around Lineage 2 saying people were gangbanging me lol
<Star> before I knew what it really meant
<Star> then pf was all omg, star...stop saying that!
<Star> I just thought it meant when people ingame group up and pvp you
<Star> apparently I was -really- wrong :P

* LDE suggles photo
* frazzmeister does too
<LDE> (does photo have a penis? i can't remember)
<photo> Nope
<LDE> i don't think so..
<photo> photo has bewbs
<LDE> oh good, i'm not as mentally defficent as i thought i was
<photo> Hence why photo has a crush on her hot boss
<photo> :D
<Chii> =)
<-- SirEmino has quit (Operation timed out)
<photo> Course I could have a penis and have a crush on him...
<photo> Probably wouldn't have as much of a shot though
<photo> :D
<photo> Aaaaand photo kills the room
* LDE patpats photo
<LDE> you're good at that
<photo> I know
<photo> :D
* photo pokes LDE... Wanna see?

<Poddle> .. Why is my name Poddle?
* Poddle is now known as Greenie
<Greenie> <-- Delerious, I think.
<frazzmeister> indeed...
<frazzmeister> [21:32] * Greenie is now known as Poddle [21:49] <Poddle> .. Why is my name Poddle?
<Greenie> ... Why did I do that?
<Greenie> Poddle...
<Greenie> Wtf I dont know.
<frazzmeister> no reason i can see...
<frazzmeister> the crazy here may be contagious....
<frazzmeister> we shall create a species of super crazy unlike the world has seen before! MUAHAHAAH MUAHAHAHAHHAAHAH MUAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAAHHAAHHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH AH HA HA......*cough* HAHAAH....
* Greenie hands Frazzle an EEEEVVVIIILLLLL cough drop.

<x_X> Well, luckily I know my way around Vista since I got my U810
<x_X> Frenchie: RTBF
<BlearyassParoxysm> That always makes me think that you have a really tiny submarine.
<BlearyassParoxysm> ...
<BlearyassParoxysm> That... didn't come out the way I'd planned.
* x_X snickers.

[21:49] <viromancy> A shiningt twat is a twat that says to the world "I'm loved and cared for"
[21:50] <viromancy> It says, "Treat me right, like the happy twat I am; or the psycho twat-shining bitch I belong to will cut you."

<Jon|Uncharted> I dunno, since most of Asia is really upright about porn. :P

<Loaf> ...frazz, are you somehow controlling your kitty-self?
<frazzmeister> yes.
<frazzmeister> I has evil powers.
<Loaf> then make it stop clawing up my kids toys =[
<frazzmeister> evil powers of pixel pussy control.
<frazzmeister> :p
<Loaf> dammit, she was nice until she got pregnant!
<frazzmeister> muh pussy likes to claw!
<frazzmeister> eep, my pussy doesn\'t want to has kittunz!
<Loaf> teehee - too late now :P

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<&whiterider> Dude, it's a vibrator. It says so on the page.
<Cake|Awayzz> ...
<&whiterider> Hi Cakey :D
<djones> cakes!
<Stormwench> well coulding vibarte on your back?
<djones> cake is a vibrator!
<Stormwench> I mean it is a bit wide
<&whiterider> It is
<&Tig> yes white, but people do use those on their backs and necks ;)
<djones> eww
<&whiterider> I think just the end vibrates?
<djones> i hope they wash
<&whiterider> Well true Tiggy :P
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<Greenie> Awh man. I need to clean up my waffle. D:
<tmm> clean... waffle?
<tmm> I thought you ate them before then :|
<frazzmeister> ....euphamism?
<Greenie> Rofl.
<tmm> oh dear
<Greenie> I just realized I didnt quite say that right.
<Greenie> **I need to clean up the mess my waffles made.
<Greenie> ... Now that we have the euphemism comment, that doesnt help, does it?

<Database> Anything's quicker than IE.
<frazzmeister> and other than safari, which makes me want to stab things, thats all I've used
<frazzmeister> well yes,... teaching a parrot to say 'google lolcats' and than having it fly to a netcafe, and get someone to google lolcats, and than learning about lolcats, and flying back to tell you,... is quicker than using IE,.. provided the netcafe is not using IE inwhich case your parrot doesn't have a long enough lifespan.
<frazzmeister> unless you don't have a parrot,... but if theres a pet store open nearby, you can still probably beat IE if you leave soon.
<frazzmeister> I suspect I sense not making in which case i refer you to the coment up there somewhere about drink

* Longdaysend just spent half an hour reading wiki articles regarding things that do not interest her
<elpemmy> Hi TFS!
<The_French_Sim> Also, hi everybody!
<Longdaysend> hey frenchie
<photo> Hiya Frenchie
* The_French_Sim is revising networking, hurray
* dj has quit (Operation timed out)
<The_French_Sim> Maybe later in the evening, I'll build some more.
* djones wiki's Longdaysend's articles
<The_French_Sim> Also, LDE, don't worry. Last night, I spent hours reading "More awful than you" threads and such
<The_French_Sim> Made me lol hard though
<photo> Again with that pervy thing Deej
<djones> Oh please, its lde
<Longdaysend> oh god, been there done that frenchie. many a day has been wasted reading those threads
<djones> its actually impossible to do anything with lde and it not be pervy
<Longdaysend> good times,man, good times
* Xianny does lde
* djones tilts head
<Xianny> ... did i say that out loud?
<The_French_Sim> :D I was laughing like an idiot... at 3 am
<Longdaysend> it is? i'm sorry, i guess?
<Longdaysend> how is it that my initials have become synonomous with sex exactly?
<djones> its more the aura you exude
<elpemmy> it's not jsut your initials
<elpemmy> it's just you
<elpemmy> you are synonomous with sex :P
<djones> and id say its smut, not sex