#1490 · added 30 December 2009 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #supersecretstaffchannel
<Qbuilderz> Right now I am just gonna play around with it, though. When my parents come home soon we are beginning my birthday stuff
<Delphy> Oh when is your birthday?
<Qbuilderz> Today :P
<Delphy> Oh, Happy Birthday!
<Delphy> Here, have a dot ---> .
<Delphy> If you zoom in REAL close you'll see the outlines of a box containing a box with a dot that if you zoom into that is another box that has a PSP in it
<Qbuilderz> Woo! Thanks :D
#1504 · added 31 January 2010 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<Frenchie> That's what I'd call a biscuit http://www.continentalbakeries.com/files/producten/popup_biscuit20fourre.jpg
<CN> well thank you
<HystericalParoxysm> That's a cookie.
<whiteybook> Indeed, Frenchie
<Loaf> frenchie - yes. those are biscuits.
<SilentPsycho> That's a biscuit
<Loaf> cookies are totally different >=[
<CN> those are bolachas, you bunch of ignorants!
<HystericalParoxysm> No, no.
<HystericalParoxysm> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BWRua5l70j4/R09sb6OOIGI/AAAAAAAAA2E/nbolyhhY7wg/s1600-R/biscuit1.JPG THOSE are some motherfucking BISCUITS
<whiteybook> Cookies come solely from Maryland
<Frenchie> Or any of those: http://www.refreshmentshop.co.uk/images/elite_magnum.jpg
<SilentPsycho> HP, those are cookies.
<HystericalParoxysm> ... no they're not...
<whiteybook> Those look like rock cakes to me
<HystericalParoxysm> They're not sweet at all
<Loaf> those look like macaroons, HP
<Frenchie> Same, Whitie. Rock cakes...
<HystericalParoxysm> ...... rock... cakes?
<HystericalParoxysm> WTF ARE YOU PEOPLE DWARVES?
#1508 · added 6 February 2010 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<frazzmeister> If I ever get to name a planet for some utterly unimaginable totally fucked up post appocalyptic insane reason, I'm totally calling it Urmumsanus.
#1529 · added 11 March 2010 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #create
<WhoreDal> I call by boob Bob and Bob, Jr.
<WhoreDal> *boobs
<Davey> So your boobs look like this
<Davey> Oo
#1547 · added 12 April 2010 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
[23:40] <SirEmino> womanhood = priceless
[23:40] <Sparkle> For everything else, there's Mastercard
#1563 · added 3 May 2010 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<&HP|Out> Oooooohhhhhhhh
<&HP|Out> Old MacDonald did ur mom
<&HP|Out> Because she's a ho
<&HP|Out> Aaaaaand on that farm she bobbed his knob
<&HP|Out> Because she's a ho
<&HP|Out> With a suck suck here and a blow blow there
<&HP|Out> Here a suck
<&HP|Out> There a blow
<&HP|Out> Everywhere ur mom's a ho
<&HP|Out> Old MacDonald did ur mom
<&HP|Out> Beeeecauuuse sheeeee's a hoooooooo
#1583 · added 25 May 2010 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #Create
<armiel> *is going to go practise some man-hunting....*
<armiel> or actually going to is wrongly told, cause i'm already doing it
<Callie> What kind of equipment do you need for that?
<DaveyDaVinci> A studfinder
<armiel> lol
<DaveyDaVinci> As well as gaydar, so she doens't waste her time
#1598 · added 22 June 2010 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #SuperSecretSquirrel
<SickPsycho> Lethe, PC is on the route to recovery! :D
<Lethe> wooooooo
<SickPsycho> Tech Guy discovered what might have been causing my problem.
<Renske> haii
<Renske> ooh ooh did he short out your circuits?
<Renske> hm?
<SickPsycho> :P
* Lethe snorts
<Renske> poked his screw driver in your case?
* SickPsycho pushes Renske back into the gutter where she belongs
<Renske> hm?
<Renske> :D
<Lethe> plugged your sockets
<Renske> i make this gutter look good.
<SickPsycho> :P
<SickPsycho> Nahh, he just discovered the minor fact that my PC core was running at 88 Degrees.
<Lethe> but his sata in your hard drive
<Lethe> power up your cpu
<Renske> ah you were so hot you really needed a good fanning?
<SickPsycho> Yep. ;P
<Renske> :D
<Djones> fannying
<Renske> THANK you.
<Djones> Quite welcome.
<Lethe> this conversation, had by three women
<Lethe> would make people over at slashdot die in a pool of geeky orgasm
<SickPsycho> Heheheh
<Lethe> we wield such power
#1632 · added 26 August 2010 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<missangelica> And who is the poor, unfortunate soul that will get to be Jar Jar?
<Djones> Deejar deejar knows that yous is deejars friend!
<Loaf> i will dump you if you ever do that in my presence
<Loaf> just so you know.
<Djones> Totally reasonable.
#1650 · added 27 September 2010 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #soopersekritstaffchannel
<leefish> I thought Numenor did a post on that
<HugeLunatic> Yep, looking at it
<leefish> He made some sort of tool thing but can also do manual
<werismyki> must have pictures
<werismyki> big ones too
<leefish> of Numenors tool?
<leefish> Are you SURE?
<whiterider> I sure am!
<HugeLunatic> I am! :P
<werismyki> amazing how the convo can go south so quick :p
#1653 · added 30 September 2010 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social<HystericalParoxysm>
<Irrelephant> Dear HystericalParoxysm.
<Irrelephant> Go get a film called Frequently asked questions about time travel
<Irrelephant> Thanks,
<Irrelephant> Awesome people.
<HystericalParoxysm> Dear Awesome People,
<HystericalParoxysm> Okay, thanks.
<HystericalParoxysm> Sincerely,
<HystericalParoxysm> HP
<Irrelephant> Dear HystericalParoxysm,
<Irrelephant> Quite obliged. We hope you enjoy the show.
<Irrelephant> In digitum,
<Irrelephant> Awesome people.
<whiterider> Dear Delusional People,
<whiterider> Shaddup.
<whiterider> kthxbai
<Irrelephant> I wonder who that was to.
<whiterider> Me too
#1686 · added 27 February 2011 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<Djones> My joke is amazing.
<whiterider> Is that why you keep it locked up safe where no-one can ever see it?
<Djones> You're thinking about my...i'm not going to finish that sentance.
<whiterider> Subtlety?
<Djones> Yes.
<Djones> Other answers include tact and penis.
* Djones clearly has a tactful penis.
<Loaf> i am just going to stay out of this one.
<whiterider> That sounds like a penis being tactful to me
<Djones> Oh how I lol'd.
<Loaf> did...did you just call me my boyfriend's penis?
<Loaf> i don't know how to respond to that...
#1694 · added 14 March 2011 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
MasterJ16 also I'm thinking of owning a Golden Retriever when i'm older 2 of them
whiterider Sadly, I don't think they can retrieve senses of humour
#1660 · added 3 November 2010 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<Sheldrake> Then I should be a fucking genious!
<Sheldrake> genius*
<whiterider> Reason 1: Irony is fun :D
<Sheldrake> How is that ironic?
#1661 · added 14 November 2010 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #create
<Tree> Will I get away with uploading a picture of a tree as my yearbook picture this year? :D
<Sparkle> ROFLAMO
#1665 · added 24 November 2010 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<Frenchie> Renske, thanks for making sex into a hilarious matter.
<whiterider> Dude, sex has always been hilarious
<renske|zomgsims> psh. with me, sex is ALWAYS a hilarious matter.
<renske|zomgsims> not in the least because i tend to.. fall over.
<renske|zomgsims> and stuff.
<renske|zomgsims> <.<
<Frenchie> I've always thought of it as "enjoyable", not "hilarious"
<renske|zomgsims> if my sex life had a sound track, it would be yakety sax.
<renske|zomgsims> well, not always.
<renske|zomgsims> i should just... stop... talking.
<renske|zomgsims> i used to have a post-it on my pc screen that said 'are you SURE you want to say this'. but i lost it, apparently.
#1682 · added 1 February 2011 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #batcave
<armiel> about tree types... any specials you want?
<armiel> northern athmosphere i think
<armiel> not tropical
<HystericalParoxysm> Yeah... bitches and oaks and that sort of thing. The setting is somewhere in the north-eastern US.
<HystericalParoxysm> ... birches.
<armiel> bitches :D
<armiel> lol
<armiel> ok, bitches you shall have
#1683 · added 14 February 2011 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #create
<DaveyDaVinci> Aaaaaah mah gah stupid scholarship stress
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<Aychpee> Show 'em your tits.
<Aychpee> That -always- works.
<DaveyDaVinci> Couldn't I show them yours, instead? I'm sure they'd much rather see that--misogynistic bastards
<Aychpee> Nah, mine are all saggy and floppity.
<DaveyDaVinci> Mine are all...manly
<weckar> Why do I feel I've run into the wrong chat here?
<DaveyDaVinci> This is #create-disturbingatmosphere
<DaveyDaVinci> I'm just stressing about finding funding for college
<Aychpee> And I"m suggesting he whore himself.
<whiterider> Start a pyramid scheme
<DaveyDaVinci> That's her suggest for everything, though
<Aychpee> Pretty typical for 'round here, really.
<weckar> I missed a turn at #create-normalstuff then ;]
<DaveyDaVinci> So I've learned not to take her to heart
<DaveyDaVinci> Whitey, okay
<DaveyDaVinci> Would you like to invest in it?
<DaveyDaVinci> suggestion*
<whiterider> Sure. Lemme go and get my bellybutton fluff jar.
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#1729 · added 13 July 2011 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #supersecretstaffchannel
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<whiterider> ...
<whiterider> My... netbook is in my bag...
<whiterider> Well, that was nice and weird. It started up from being asleep, whilst in its case, to inform thin air that the battery was low and it needed to suspend
<Arisuka> Wow, it's got the personality of a cat
#1759 · added 15 January 2012 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #create
<Sparkle> I'M A HOOKER POTATO WITH A SOMBRERO AND A WIG?
#1761 · added 23 January 2012 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #create
<SimsGirl> i'm just going to guess apartment life since mansion is a stuff pack and wouldn't count as an ep right?
<SimsGirl> if this doesn;'t work right i'll have grounds to sue all of you
#1763 · added 30 January 2012 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #create
[18:04] <Kayla|Cleanz> Damn shes a sexy fish* LOL my child beleives anything
[18:05] <&whiterider> A... sexy fish?
[18:05] <Bakafox> You have photos of Lee?
[18:05] <Kayla|Cleanz> well Im not going to tell her the word is bitch am i...
#1766 · added 2 February 2012 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<&whiterider> :p
* Bakafox steals whitey's tongue
<&whiterider> :|
<Bakafox> no pointing that at me young ladies
<Bakafox> or possibly singular lady
<frazzmeister> I find it hard enough to beleive whitey is one lady, much less multiple.
#1833 · added 9 December 2013 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #stafflair
<jhd1189> I can't think of a way to adequately express my annoyance with that joke
<Nysha> I can't remember precisely what for, but I do remember expressing exactly the same disappointment at one of your jokes in the recent past
<HP|Popcorn> He did send me limericks about poop though.
<HP|Popcorn> Well. Limerick. Singular. Step up your game, man.
<jhd1189> You sent me ZERO limericks
<HP|Popcorn> I SENT YOU A HAIKU.
<HP|Popcorn> ABOUT POO
<jhd1189> Give me a topic, I will write you a limerick RIGHT NOW
<HP|Popcorn> Antidisestablishmentarianism.
<HP|Popcorn> That's your goddamned topic RIGHT THERE
<jhd1189> CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
<leefish> The longest word we possibly heard, was so long it was more than a word;it was more like a book, so who gives a fuck, if the last line does not have the word?
<leefish> That was my entry for the limerick contest
<HP|Popcorn> That was beautiful, lee.
* leefish bows
<jhd1189> OKAY HERE YOU GO SUCKER
<jhd1189> In an era of civil barbarianism/And great thinkers rife with contrarianism/The Anglican Church /Was left in the lurch /With antidis'tablishmentarianism.
<leefish> MAGNIFICENT
<HP|Popcorn> That was a fucking masterpiece.
<Nysha> AMAZETITS
* PharaohHound faints in awe of joey's mad skills
<jhd1189> NEVER QUESTION MY LIMERICKING
#1839 · added 1 February 2014 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #Social
[12:38] <elpemmy> yeah fucking with condoms literally ruins lives, please don't do that
[12:38] <elpemmy> er
[12:38] <elpemmy> that was badly worded