MTS2 Quotes Database

* Longdaysend wants to play with you,photo
<HairmakingParoxysm> Giggity?
<photo> Lol. A month is 7.99 but you have to buy it online.
<photo> 3 months is 20
<Longdaysend> you know, if there ever comes a day when i don't say something you guys can twist into sexual bullshit, let me know.
<photo> That day will never come.
<Longdaysend> i'll throw a fucking party
<photo> http://www.l4d.com/
<Longdaysend> bah...wonder if gamestop sells cards
<whiterider> What kind of party? *eyebrow waggle*
<photo> Yup. For 3 months.
<photo> We don't carry the ones for 1 month anymore.
<Emino> the day would be when photo, whitey, frazzy, saffy, frenchie, hp, d, zicon, pedantic and data dropped dead.
<photo> Hehehe

<&whiterider> Huh
<&whiterider> One of HP's IP addresses is banned
<absentlamb> :/
<&whiterider> ..five of them, actually
<Canoodle> :D
<Srikandi> that HP, such a troublemaker

<Database> deej, you are simultaneously the most elegant and the most fucked-up person I know.
* Djones unlocks the achievement : Fulfill your personal lifetime goals.

<Loaf> super orgasm has sparkly bits...
<ArtsyFrenchie> Loaf: it's called the "afterglow" :D
<Loaf> oh, hush you :P

<Ryan220> Anybody one????
<Safyre420> two
<Tree> three.
<Ryan220> I need to speak to a moderator
<Ryan220> Someone i can report a innapropriate thing too
<Canoodle> Last dance. That was the drifters. :s
<Canoodle> Mhm..what's the problem Ryan?
<Ryan220> On the other chat i logged i and i was created with a very bad message one that shouldnt be on this site
<Canoodle> What chat?
<Ryan220> No Canoodle is a Modertaor
<Ryan220> The social chat not this one
<Ryan220> i took a pic with my computer for proof lol
* Tree takes a quick peek at #social.
<Safyre420> nobody but you has said anything in there for a few hours lol
<Ryan220> I know it wasnt said by someone
<Tree> Oh, the thing up the top?
<Ryan220> it was Welcome **************** i will not say
* Tree giggles.
<Ryan220> no
<Safyre420> caringforyourvagina
<Ryan220> yea haha

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<Canoodle> #social is just a bunch of hedonistic savages waving their willy's at everyone.
* Safyre420 scribbles out willy's and puts tits
<Canoodle> that too

* renske imagines frenchie in a tutu waving his wand about
<renske> .. WAIT STRIKE THAT
<renske> stuff comes out all WRONG today!!!!

* Longdaysend slumps into frenchies embrace and proptly falls asleep
<Longdaysend> propmtly*
<Longdaysend> (fuck it)
<cthru> (ekeke)
<Longdaysend> (is that the sound of my shame?)
<cthru> (no, it's the sound of massdebating)

Loaf> ugh
<Loaf> i hae creaming things
<Loaf> it takes so much effort
<Database> hur hur hur,.
<Database> wait, no.
<Loaf> *hate
<Loaf> ...
<Loaf> dammit
<Loaf> not meant to be dirty, people

Gangreless> I used to think gnomes lived in the tv and made it work
<whiteybook> I used to think that if I pressed my eye right up to the door, I'd be able to see through the gaps between the molecules
<daluved1|physics> wow...white...
<Gangreless> I use to think that with water
<Leopardflower> that is quite a funny mental picture
<whiteybook> Well, logically, it sorta made sense...

<xianny> its mostly girls here
<xianny> our farts smell like roses and we're too delicate to handle swearing
<xianny> so watch it
<xianny> or ill beat you

<Lethe> gay sex doesn't actually do it for me
<renske> it sort of turns me on. some of it. when the dudes arent all GROWL and BEARRR
<Chii> now cry... CRY like you've never cried...... before

<Frenchie> Chii, did Renske fondle you?
<Chii> Can i check?
<renske> i leave MARKS?

[16:04] <Database> looks like he has a tiny penis.
[16:04] * writingemmy clicks the deny button

<xBeccarawrx> how do u becom a mod :S
<daluved1> You have to beg and plead and sell your soul
<xBeccarawrx> lol
<Qbuilderz> Then willingly be delphys slave
<daluved1> And tell them what panties you wear
<daluved1> it's very degrading
<xBeccarawrx> O_O
<Qbuilderz> Yesterday he refilled my water bowl, dal, how about you?
<xBeccarawrx> lol
<daluved1> Nope
<daluved1> But I did get a little piece of bread
<Qbuilderz> :O Substance! Not fair!
<Qbuilderz> Oh shit
<xBeccarawrx> O______O
* Qbuilderz must keep his voice down
<daluved1> They can hear us Q!
<xBeccarawrx> O:
<daluved1> Remember, Delphy always keeps a spare hard drive at the ready
<xBeccarawrx> XD
<daluved1> Oh it's not funny
<daluved1> He once killed a guy
<daluved1> with a hard drive
<Qbuilderz> I was there! It was intense
<Qbuilderz> wait...
<Qbuilderz> deja vu?
<daluved1> Yus :P

<Qbuilderz> Right now I am just gonna play around with it, though. When my parents come home soon we are beginning my birthday stuff
<Delphy> Oh when is your birthday?
<Qbuilderz> Today :P
<Delphy> Oh, Happy Birthday!
<Delphy> Here, have a dot ---> .
<Delphy> If you zoom in REAL close you'll see the outlines of a box containing a box with a dot that if you zoom into that is another box that has a PSP in it
<Qbuilderz> Woo! Thanks :D

<Frenchie> That's what I'd call a biscuit http://www.continentalbakeries.com/files/producten/popup_biscuit20fourre.jpg
<CN> well thank you
<HystericalParoxysm> That's a cookie.
<whiteybook> Indeed, Frenchie
<Loaf> frenchie - yes. those are biscuits.
<SilentPsycho> That's a biscuit
<Loaf> cookies are totally different >=[
<CN> those are bolachas, you bunch of ignorants!
<HystericalParoxysm> No, no.
<HystericalParoxysm> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BWRua5l70j4/R09sb6OOIGI/AAAAAAAAA2E/nbolyhhY7wg/s1600-R/biscuit1.JPG THOSE are some motherfucking BISCUITS
<whiteybook> Cookies come solely from Maryland
<Frenchie> Or any of those: http://www.refreshmentshop.co.uk/images/elite_magnum.jpg
<SilentPsycho> HP, those are cookies.
<HystericalParoxysm> ... no they're not...
<whiteybook> Those look like rock cakes to me
<HystericalParoxysm> They're not sweet at all
<Loaf> those look like macaroons, HP
<Frenchie> Same, Whitie. Rock cakes...
<HystericalParoxysm> ...... rock... cakes?
<HystericalParoxysm> WTF ARE YOU PEOPLE DWARVES?

<frazzmeister> If I ever get to name a planet for some utterly unimaginable totally fucked up post appocalyptic insane reason, I'm totally calling it Urmumsanus.

<Database> It's a fairly common fetish, apparently.
<Database> If somewhat painful.
<elpemmy> gearstick sex or car crash fetish?
<HystericalParoxysm> Jesus christ this chat is way too educational
<HystericalParoxysm> In the WORST way
<Database> One of the main reasons I like it here, HP XD
<Database> The shit I learn from you guys.
<Database> Some of it's actually useful.
<HystericalParoxysm> And some of it makes you completely unable to ever look at a pineapple the same way again.

<WhoreDal> I call by boob Bob and Bob, Jr.
<WhoreDal> *boobs
<Davey> So your boobs look like this
<Davey> Oo

[23:40] <SirEmino> womanhood = priceless
[23:40] <Sparkle> For everything else, there's Mastercard

<armiel> *is going to go practise some man-hunting....*
<armiel> or actually going to is wrongly told, cause i'm already doing it
<Callie> What kind of equipment do you need for that?
<DaveyDaVinci> A studfinder
<armiel> lol
<DaveyDaVinci> As well as gaydar, so she doens't waste her time

<SickPsycho> Lethe, PC is on the route to recovery! :D
<Lethe> wooooooo
<SickPsycho> Tech Guy discovered what might have been causing my problem.
<Renske> haii
<Renske> ooh ooh did he short out your circuits?
<Renske> hm?
<SickPsycho> :P
* Lethe snorts
<Renske> poked his screw driver in your case?
* SickPsycho pushes Renske back into the gutter where she belongs
<Renske> hm?
<Renske> :D
<Lethe> plugged your sockets
<Renske> i make this gutter look good.
<SickPsycho> :P
<SickPsycho> Nahh, he just discovered the minor fact that my PC core was running at 88 Degrees.
<Lethe> but his sata in your hard drive
<Lethe> power up your cpu
<Renske> ah you were so hot you really needed a good fanning?
<SickPsycho> Yep. ;P
<Renske> :D
<Djones> fannying
<Renske> THANK you.
<Djones> Quite welcome.
<Lethe> this conversation, had by three women
<Lethe> would make people over at slashdot die in a pool of geeky orgasm
<SickPsycho> Heheheh
<Lethe> we wield such power

<missangelica> And who is the poor, unfortunate soul that will get to be Jar Jar?
<Djones> Deejar deejar knows that yous is deejars friend!
<Loaf> i will dump you if you ever do that in my presence
<Loaf> just so you know.
<Djones> Totally reasonable.

<leefish> I thought Numenor did a post on that
<HugeLunatic> Yep, looking at it
<leefish> He made some sort of tool thing but can also do manual
<werismyki> must have pictures
<werismyki> big ones too
<leefish> of Numenors tool?
<leefish> Are you SURE?
<whiterider> I sure am!
<HugeLunatic> I am! :P
<werismyki> amazing how the convo can go south so quick :p

<jhd1189> A bacon, egg and cheese McGriddle? EXCELLENT
<Misty> I'd eat that.
<CalmFish> Would be a monster hit
<HystericalParoxysm> Man. "I'd eat that" and "Would be a monster hit" blended together in my brain to "I'd hit that!" and I was wondering when Misty suddenly became a food fetishist.
<jhd1189> Giving new meaning to their ad campaign "I'm lovin' it"