MTS2 Quotes Database

<WhoreDal> I call by boob Bob and Bob, Jr.
<WhoreDal> *boobs
<Davey> So your boobs look like this
<Davey> Oo

<Escand> well I'm a make ze ultimate eye pack.
<Escand> but nothing really new.
<Escand> I mean how many eyes do you guys need?
<Leesester> two
<LadyFrontbum> A MAJILLION!
<LadyFrontbum> contacts anyway
<whiterider> Three, if you have kids..
<Leesester> indeed
<Leesester> in the back of the head
<Leesester> Use a peggy hair and you can see through the gap

<Gannon> anyone intersted in a project
<Gannon> a victorian manor
<Gannon> with a basment with a shrine to hell
<Gannon> the devil
<Gannon> Anyone have a devil worshipping shrine i can borrow
<DaveyDaVinci> Oh sure
<DaveyDaVinci> Let me go grab it
<DaveyDaVinci> It's right next to my stairway to heaven
<DaveyDaVinci> And the pot of gold I mugged off of that leprechaun

<elpemmy> We were told at the beginning of the year "Your hair stays the colour it is right now for the WHOLE YEAR" so many people have died it's ridiculous.

<&HP|Out> Oooooohhhhhhhh
<&HP|Out> Old MacDonald did ur mom
<&HP|Out> Because she's a ho
<&HP|Out> Aaaaaand on that farm she bobbed his knob
<&HP|Out> Because she's a ho
<&HP|Out> With a suck suck here and a blow blow there
<&HP|Out> Here a suck
<&HP|Out> There a blow
<&HP|Out> Everywhere ur mom's a ho
<&HP|Out> Old MacDonald did ur mom
<&HP|Out> Beeeecauuuse sheeeee's a hoooooooo

<whiterider> Now I'm going to go and swear at my vagina for a while.

<Terry> just picture a 5 year old girl with blonde hair, in a bikini! thats Geena
<Kelly> Well that's not vague.

<MANDY_CAKES> ok i'm out chau
* MANDY_CAKES has quit (Quit: modthesims2.com)
<HystericalParoxysm> ...chau?
<flash3389> chow is what he is saying
<HystericalParoxysm> Chow?
<flash3389> it means bye
<HystericalParoxysm> No, that is "ciao."
<flash3389> i forget if it was slang or
<flash3389> shrug
<HystericalParoxysm> It is Italian.
* HystericalParoxysm weeps for the future of mankind.
<flash3389> lol
* flash3389 was just trying to prounce the word lol

<Kelly> Oi, kath, who's going to hold it then? lol
<kathy> I'll just mount it
<kathy> oh god thats sounds wrong
<Delphy> Might get some nice angles that way though

<Bink13y> !seen Your_tinny_tadger
<Foamy> Bink13y, I don't remember seeing your_tinny_tadger.
<Bink13y> thats ok Foamy, no one wnts to

* missangelica beats flash with muffins.
<flash3389> ><
<flash3389> why does angelica have to attack me
<missangelica> I attack with love.
<yuna98> hits you as hard as she loves you lol
<flash3389> Oo
<yuna98> explains al the boot prints on me :D

<Half_Pint> Delphy could you help me with a bit of CSS coding. please?
<Delphy|Busy> Only if you pay me.
<Half_Pint> damn
<Lethe> ahh, the real world :)
<Delphy|Busy> :)
<Half_Pint> :(

[06:52pm] * HystericalParoxysm sets mode: +m
[06:53pm] <HystericalParoxysm> Okay. Let's all have a nice tall glass of shut the hell up.

<SilentPsycho> I turned Pascal Curious into a vamp, but Nervous Subject panicked and wanted to change him back
<SilentPsycho> Guess he wasn't into Necrophilia

[14:56] * LyricLee hugs jon
[14:56] <Jon> Why am I being hugged?
[14:56] <LyricLee> cuz youre smart and right

<sexytasha> so no one will want to talk love with me?
<whiterider> Puppy love?
<whiterider> I LOVE puppies!!
<whiterider> They're all cute and green and furry
<whiterider> And my cat likes to chase them >:D
<Delphy> sexytasha: This chat is NOT a pick-up place.
<Superfly> Damn...
<Lethe> lol
* Lethe patpats super
<Superfly> And no-one thought to tell me before?
<whiterider> rofl
<whiterider> We figured we'd let you find out yourself

<TheMatrix> ChewChew, you have been banned by The matrix... the Matrix has you, ChewChew... ChewChew... wake up... follow the white rabbit... run.

[18:21] <Lethe> dorkie, this isn't help, and certainly not help with window
[18:21] <Lethe> it's called 'fonts'
[18:22] <Lethe> search your computer for hte right folder
[18:22] <dorkiesimslover> ?
[18:22] <Lethe> dorkie, you've never searched your pc?
[18:22] <dbg92> dorkiesimlover: type /join #help
[18:22] <Lethe> for anything?
[18:22] * Lethe gasps
[18:22] <dorkiesimslover> ya i have
[18:22] <Lethe> so search for fonts
[18:22] <Lethe> honestly
[18:22] * Lethe tuts
[18:22] <dorkiesimslover> this sentece was confusing
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> google for "how do I install fonts"
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> nuff daid
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> said
[18:23] <dorkiesimslover> i did porn poped up
[18:23] <dbg92> In Windows XP got to Control Panel then click on Fonts ok?
[18:23] <dbg92> Some in 98 and 98SE
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> Err
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> dorkiesimslover you are an idiot
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> FIRST hit on google if I search for "how do I install fonts" like I said
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> is
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> guess what?
[18:23] <dorkiesimslover> uhhhhh.........
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> come on
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> you'll never guess it
[18:23] <dbg92> um...
[18:24] <Delphy|Away> yes, it's a page on HOW TO INSTALL FONTS
[18:24] * Delphy|Away gasps
[18:24] <dbg92> fancy that!
[18:24] <Delphy|Away> I know!
[18:24] <Delphy|Away> Isn't the intarweb amazing!
[18:24] <dorkiesimslover> arnt you suppose to be away
[18:24] <whiterider> Hehehe, I love it when Delphy's feeling sarcastic :D

<missangelica> insimenator has an adult website?
<missangelica> o.O
<missangelica> yes.. no one answer me.
<missangelica> I know your game.
* flyingpigeon (flyingpige@mts2-996FA05D.neb.res.rr.com) has joined #social
<missangelica> I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER! OMEG
<flyingpigeon> Uh... nothing, Miss.
<MissHollyBeE> hi
<missangelica> I got my eye on you FP.
<missangelica> I'LL WATCH YOU BREAK.
<flyingpigeon> ...
<missangelica> o.o
<flyingpigeon> O.o

* Chrysophylax fondles Binkbonk
<Chrysophylax> err
* Chrysophylax fondles missangelica
<missangelica> rofl!
<Chrysophylax> had a slip there

[22:23] <JJ> anna....are you drunk?
[22:24] <@Anna> how you dare!
[22:24] <curlybap> psh, anna? drunkded? never... ;P
[22:24] <&whiterider> of course she is, JJ
[22:24] <curlybap> how you dare, too, anna :)
[22:24] * @Anna bops curlybap
[22:24] <curlybap> that reminds me...
[22:24] <@Pffle|Scotch> aww
[22:24] <@Anna> i am just toipsy
[22:24] <JJ> she can't even soell right

<leonkirbyp> ......................................................................................................................................................................
<Pfhoenix> heh m heh heh m heh cox... heh
* cokenasmile has kicked leonkirbyp from #social (cokenasmile)
<white|MoronWorking> :)
<cokenasmile> good greif
<Pfhoenix> maybe leon was on his period.

<SilentPsycho> Is it the full moon or something?
<Anna> no clue
<TFS|Daaaaaahhh> I think so.
<SilentPsycho> That's the reason why.
<frazzmeister> full moon was a few days ago i thought..
--- TFS|Daaaaaahhh is now known as The_French_Sim
<SilentPsycho> Does it change between timezones?
<The_French_Sim> I doubt it. Maybe I mistook it for full moon
--> GreenStraws (GreenStraw@mts2-A88E98C0.sb.sd.cox.net) has joined #help
<SilentPsycho> Oh well, t's still around that time then.
<SilentPsycho> GreenStraws, how can we go insane helping you?:P
<GreenStraws> Er...
<GreenStraws> Where do babies come from?
<GreenStraws> ^^
<SilentPsycho> Male sims after they've been abducted

<angel6> if you add more memory to your computer will it screw the game up
<Vie> Only if you do it while the game is running my dear
<Vie> and if you were foolish enough to try that... ..well electrocution.

<Star> o.O sounds like the unzippering of pants, brb