#125 · added 28 April 2006 · vote up / 7 / vote down
<[hybris]> Netsplit Moe in action, huh?
<Delphy> is it a bird
<Delphy> is it a plane
<Delphy> no
<Delphy> it's netsplit moe
<Delphy> here to save the day
<Delphy> in his tight spandex and fluttering cape
<inq|koreanMMO> well tight spandex and fluttering capes are all the rage right now in germany
<Moe> nanananananana NETSPLIT
<Moe> to the splitcave!
<inq|koreanMMO> quick, to the splitmobile!
#181 · added 17 July 2006 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<Lethe> I'd take numenor's word for anything :)
<teknofil> yup, if Numenor said you stand on your head and spin around three times while using simpe to get something to work I would at least have to try it multiple times just to make sure I hadn't messed it up myself.
#182 · added 22 July 2006 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<sexytasha> well i am sexy!
<whiterider> Prove it!
<Lethe> how old are you?
<sexytasha> 13 with big tits
<Superfly> 0.o
<whiterider> O.O
<Lethe> o.O
<Fresh-Prince> 0.0
<whiterider> The fact that we were asking for it does nothing to curb my O.O
#203 · added 2 August 2006 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<Vie> thats right, fear my Logitech Wingman... ..oh lord, Extreme... ..I actualy own a product with "Extreme" on it...
<Vie> shoot me now
<Catf|sh> hehe
* Catf|sh hands Vie a spork to do himself in
<flyingpigeon> how is he going to shoot himself with a spork?
#197 · added 27 July 2006 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #trivia
[19:44] <Triviabot> 33. Which word can precede the following; -count -bath -bank?
[19:44] <Triviabot> Here's your hint, answer space: _____
[19:44] <HystericalParoxysm> sperm
[19:44] <HystericalParoxysm> wait...
[19:44] <P-epsi> blood
[19:44] <Triviabot> P-epsi got the answer: blood in 10.704 seconds. Points: 1608 Rank: 3rd
[19:44] <Triviabot> Current Round: P-epsi-32 HystericalParoxysm-30 Nurrah-4
[19:44] <P-epsi> ewww
#263 · added 22 September 2006 · vote up / 7 / vote down
<justsimmingthanx> sorry just reallt thinking to hard aboty typing
#344 · added 16 November 2006 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #supersecretstaffchannel
[06:19] <Delphy> Mkay
[06:19] <Delphy> Time to rip apart the thread table
[06:19] * Delphy cracks his knuckles and dives into mySQL
[06:20] <HystericalParoxysm> Go team Delphy!
[06:23] <Delphy> I have a team? :|
[06:23] * Delphy checks behind him
[06:23] <Delphy> Ghost coders
[06:23] <Delphy> I like that smiley
[06:23] <Delphy> :|
[06:23] <Tig> Ghost coders in the sky.....
[06:23] <Delphy> :]
[06:24] <Delphy> o/
[06:24] <Delphy> \o
[06:24] <Delphy> \o/
[06:24] <Delphy> <o/
[06:24] <Delphy> \o>
[06:24] <Delphy> /o
[06:24] * Tig claps for the dancing boy
[06:24] <Delphy> Ow, hit myself in the head
#409 · added 3 January 2007 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<@frazzmeister> zomg... now i see a jar of paprika humping a cactus...
#427 · added 12 January 2007 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<frazzmeister> does anyone know someone with an exploding ambulance who was sexually assualted by a bear?
<jhd1189> ?!
<Arch> err...
<GreenStraws> ...?
<Arch> can't say that I do
<HystericalParoxysm> Well, not a bear...
#479 · added 2 February 2007 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<Bunny> I wonder if the monkeys know they are being filmed for dscovery and try to put on a really good show
<Cheeseisgood> XD
<Bunny> or if they always do it like that?
<Cheeseisgood> Well, from what I've seen, no.
<Bunny> you watch monkeys doin it often?
<Cheeseisgood> Occasionaly.
#487 · added 5 February 2007 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<Greenie|Ducks> My ducks are shiny. And ducky.
<Bubo> really i thought they were fishey
<Greenie|Ducks> ...
<Greenie|Ducks> Shaddap.
#943 · added 20 December 2007 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<Bubo> i can speak enlish
#849 · added 5 October 2007 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<frazzmeister> quack
<piglet> Buck
<SilentPsycho> Meow
<Greenie|Insane> Ribbit.
<SilentPsycho> Growl
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#834 · added 26 September 2007 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<whiterider> Daniel shaved his leg
<whiterider> Just one
<HystericalParoxysm> Well that's stupid.
<HystericalParoxysm> Then you can't rub the smooth legs against each other.
<HystericalParoxysm> Like a de-furred cricket.
<HystericalParoxysm> And make no noise but a sad little squeak.
<HystericalParoxysm> Sad fleshy cricket.
#820 · added 16 September 2007 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<whiterider> Would it be a bad idea for me to steal and drink copiuos amounts of alcohol 9 hours before I have to leave for college?
<whiterider> Wait
<whiterider> 12-1 != 9
<Database> 12-1 = 11. :P
<Greenie> Good job White.
<deadguy> are you *sure* you're not already drunk?
<Greenie> Im proud of you.
<Database> White fails Year 1 maths. :p
#772 · added 10 August 2007 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
* Greenie|CanSpellTongue coughs up the fuzz stuck in her mouth.
* frazzmeister read fuzz as frazz.
* Greenie|CanSpellTongue would wonder what the hell was going on if Frazz was stuck in her mouth...
#726 · added 29 July 2007 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<SirTeatime> whitey, i dint speak english as first language, unlike you :p
<Greenie> **didnt
<SirTeatime> and that is directed to JB and greenie too
<white|breakfast> Who said english was my first language?
<SirTeatime> me?
<JohnBrehaut1> Crying was my first :P
<JohnBrehaut1> As many babies do.
<SirTeatime> crying is not a recognised language
<white|breakfast> Yes it is
<Greenie> You have obviously not been around children much.
<JohnBrehaut1> see.....
<white|breakfast> Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh clearly means I WANT xxxxxx NOW!!!
<Greenie> Its totally a language.
<white|breakfast> Whereas *hiccup* *sob* means I'm tired ;_;
<SirTeatime> ...
<JohnBrehaut1> or WUAWUAWAAAAAAAAA! means I did xxxx!
<Greenie> And more of a WYAAAHHHHHHH means ow that fucking hurt.
<white|breakfast> pwned, Emi
#808 · added 6 September 2007 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<Jessica> you dont even miss me when im gone!
* Jessica pouts
<BeneLeftNouk> ye sI do
<Jessica> wb SP
<BeneLeftNouk> I leave you special messages
<BeneLeftNouk> like: are you awake?
<BeneLeftNouk> and: are you here?
<BeneLeftNouk> and: w00t!
<SilentPsycho> and: are you sane?
<BeneLeftNouk> and: I ated the cookie
<SilentPsycho> and: are you naked?
<BeneLeftNouk> and: marry meh
<BeneLeftNouk> and: I cheated on you with ChocolateCake srry thx
<SilentPsycho> and: do you want to know I'm naked?
<ChocolateCake> Noukeh! D:
<HP|Gin> You cheated on me with Jessica and cheated on Jessica with ChocolateCake?!
* HP|Gin sobs.
* HP|Gin is heartbroken.
<BeneLeftNouk> omg she's here
<BeneLeftNouk> now i'm screwed
<SilentPsycho> HP's had a little too much gin..
#710 · added 9 July 2007 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<Delphy> make me stuffs!!!
<Delphy> that I'll never use!
* Tyler makes Delphy some panties.
#994 · added 20 April 2008 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
[20:36] * Claire (Claire@fd-F29D03F2.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #social
[20:36] <Claire> hey
[20:36] <ChocolateCake> Hi Claire.
[20:37] <Claire> hi..lol
[20:37] <Claire> so..
[20:37] <ChocolateCake> Tits.
[20:38] <Claire> ?
[20:38] <ChocolateCake> Yeah.
[20:38] <Claire> .....
[20:38] <ChocolateCake> :)
[20:39] * Claire (Claire@fd-F29D03F2.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Live Chat Java User )
#1060 · added 5 August 2008 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<Lethe> well, we *do* talk a lot about boobs
<Lethe> maybe he feels left out
<Lethe> he has none, and he doesn't like to play with them like most heterosexuals
<HystericalParoxysm> We occasionally talk about wang too though.
<Lethe> so it's like sitting at a party where people talk about football all the time
<jhd1189> boobs = football?
<Lethe> yes
* jhd1189 wonders how Lethe plays sports
<Lethe> i'm being deep today
<Lethe> no , you see
<Lethe> i don't play football, i don't like football
<Lethe> if people talk about it at a party, i get bored
<Lethe> ergo
<Lethe> if we talk about boobs
<Lethe> viro gets bored
<Lethe> *insert more latin*
<jhd1189> I don't think I've ever seen ergo and boobs in the same sentence. Well done.
#1094 · added 29 September 2008 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
[03:53] <Cazzy> what's fable, lethemonster?
[03:53] <frazzmeister> game
[03:53] <Cazzy> i gathered that :P
[03:53] <frazzmeister> well its...fable
[03:54] <&Lethe> issa game
[03:54] <frazzmeister> see.
[03:54] <Cazzy> but where do you get it? i'd never heard of it before
[03:54] <djones> shops
[03:54] <Cazzy> what do you do with it?
[03:54] <frazzmeister> highly scientific explanations here.
[03:54] <frazzmeister> play it
[03:54] <&Lethe> you play it, sweety
#1151 · added 3 December 2008 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<ABCRic> lol anyway.
<ABCRic> do you prefer rofl?
<ABCRic> lol, rofl, lmao
<ABCRic> roflmao
<frazzkitteh> laughing your fingers off would be appreciated.
#1013 · added 25 May 2008 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<somuchfun> have you seen the posts by imoz95 - shes going on a bit
<HystericalParoxysm> Complaining about yourself complaining. that's a new one.
<SirEmino> lol
<somuchfun> huh??
<HystericalParoxysm> Strangely enough, we know you -are- imoz95, somuchfun.
<HystericalParoxysm> You have the exact same hostmask and you were here just a short time ago.
<somuchfun> no, why would you say that!!
<HystericalParoxysm> [11:30] * imoz95 (imoz95@fd-C643B273.bb.sky.com) has joined #social
<HystericalParoxysm> [11:55] * somuchfun (somuchfun@fd-C643B273.bb.sky.com) has joined #social
<HystericalParoxysm> Same exact hostmask.
<SirEmino> you should've bold that part
<HystericalParoxysm> Playing dumb is only funny when you're -playing-.
<somuchfun> no, that must be my twin - we share laptops
<SirEmino> next we will probably heard it was his sister
<SirEmino> omg
<SirEmino> lol
<escand> that is precious
<SirEmino> just as i typed that
#1082 · added 7 September 2008 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<SilentPsycho> I keep seeing adverts for 'The Asda Story' online game about, and they make me giggle.
<SilentPsycho> The Asda Story: A tale of advenutre, romance, and our low low prices!
<cthru> hehehheh!
<SilentPsycho> Kill monsters while exploring our range of organic goods, and if there's a difference in the price between here and elsewhere, we'll pay the difference!
<SilentPsycho> That's Asda Price