#1336 · added 7 August 2009 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from query
[19:42] * cthru would ask you WHAT you were doing under the desk
[19:43] <cthru> but I can imagine :P
[19:43] <cthru> catching a peeeeen
[19:43] <cthru> *pen that is
#1357 · added 27 August 2009 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<cthru> OH, when will it be updated?? I was reading the qb yesterday
<cthru> the whole qdb, I'm sooo silly
<cthru> :/
<Lethe|worky> as soon as we can blinky delphy so much
<Lethe|worky> delphy will go and do it
<Lethe|worky> isn't that right, delphy
<Lethe|worky> delphy doesn't seem to be responding
<cthru> delphy will certainly do it since you asked ;)
<Lethe|worky> I hope nothing is wrong with delphy
<cthru> delphy might be busy D:
<Lethe|worky> delphy could very well be busy
* Delphster snickers
#1392 · added 12 September 2009 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<frazzmeister> right, i should shutup
<frazzmeister> ...er *shutdown
<frazzmeister> ...
<Sparkle> LOL
<frazzmeister> I'm fucked, aren't I?
<Sparkle> Yep.
<Sparkle> And quoted.
#1393 · added 13 September 2009 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #create
[13:59] <Qbuilderz> oh god...ohhhh god
[14:00] <Gangreless> We don't need to hear your masturbatory sounds, Q.
[14:00] <Lee|FishLord> ?
[14:00] <Lee|FishLord> heh
[14:00] <Qbuilderz> *goes to PM*
#1420 · added 13 October 2009 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
lpemmy Zomg I have a hairbrush down here. Timing has never been so perfect
16:49 elpemmy zones out
16:49 Gangreless oh god
16:49 Database ....
16:49 FurryPanda i read that as "down there" and wondered why you felt the need to share
16:49 Gangreless what.. umm.. what are you doing with the hairbrush?
16:49 Database I am finding that very difficult to not guttermind at XD
16:49 HystericalParoxysm I'm glad we all read that the same way.
16:49 Gangreless Indeed.
16:49 elpemmy What, I jsut got lemonade in my hair.
16:49 Database Yup, we're all pervs. XD
16:49 elpemmy DAMMIT I DIDN@T READ IT LIKE THAT
16:50 Database EMMY STOP YOU'RE NOT HELPING XD
16:50 Gangreless ha
16:50 elpemmy THE HAIR ON MY HEAD I SPILT IT BECAUSE I FAIL AT DRINKING I AM WEARING TROUSERS I PROMISE
16:50 FurryPanda why are you putting lemonade on hair?
16:50 Gangreless haha
16:50 FurryPanda there are far better colorants
16:50 FurryPanda and anyone looking that you want to see it wont notice
16:50 Gangreless Lemon fresh scent?
16:50 elpemmy I spilt it because I fail at drinking and now I won't be able to get it out oh god don't tell me lemonade colours hair because I will hit you if you do
16:51 Gangreless haha, lemons will actually bleach your hair if you leave it on long enough
16:51 elpemmy Must. Brush. It. Out.
16:51 Gangreless No, must -wash- it out.
16:51 elpemmy Though, a bleached streak would be pretty cool.
16:52 elpemmy And it's not real lemonade. It's morrisons crappy cheap fizzy muck.
16:52 Frenchie noms Emmy and goes to bed
16:52 *** Frenchie quit (Quit: Quitte)
16:52 elpemmy Which tastes very nice when mixed with robinsons fruity squash stuff.
16:53 Database Emmy is going to make a great alcoholic. XD
16:53 elpemmy I am? Good to know, I guess.
16:53 Database :P
16:54 elpemmy I can't work out if it's my hair that is sticky or my hand
16:54 Database ... once again, out of context.
16:54 elpemmy Well read the context then, and get over it :P
16:54 Database We're #social. Context is irrelevant whenever we feel like it.
#1452 · added 7 November 2009 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<HystericalParoxysm> I GIVE YOU...
<HystericalParoxysm> VAGINABONG
<HystericalParoxysm> http://www.patentlysilly.com/patent.php?patID=7122000
<whiterider> :/
<Chii> Assume the position£!$~^*$
#1539 · added 28 March 2010 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #create
<Escand> well I'm a make ze ultimate eye pack.
<Escand> but nothing really new.
<Escand> I mean how many eyes do you guys need?
<Leesester> two
<LadyFrontbum> A MAJILLION!
<LadyFrontbum> contacts anyway
<whiterider> Three, if you have kids..
<Leesester> indeed
<Leesester> in the back of the head
<Leesester> Use a peggy hair and you can see through the gap
#1550 · added 19 April 2010 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #create
<Gannon> anyone intersted in a project
<Gannon> a victorian manor
<Gannon> with a basment with a shrine to hell
<Gannon> the devil
<Gannon> Anyone have a devil worshipping shrine i can borrow
<DaveyDaVinci> Oh sure
<DaveyDaVinci> Let me go grab it
<DaveyDaVinci> It's right next to my stairway to heaven
<DaveyDaVinci> And the pot of gold I mugged off of that leprechaun
#1639 · added 9 September 2010 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<frazzmeister> I have to find a shirt because i need to piss!
<frazzmeister> ...that sounds weird
<frazzmeister> i dont mean i'm going to piss into a shirt
<frazzmeister> i mean there are people unworthy of my boobs between me and the pissing location.
<CookingPsycho> Heheheheh.
<frazzmeister> ...i made ity worse?
<CookingPsycho> :D
<frazzmeister> IM GOING TO URINATE NOW
* CookingPsycho snuggles frazzy
<frazzmeister> ,,i mean going as in relocating to the correct place, not as in i'm actually just going to piss right now in this place and time.
<frazzmeister> ....
<frazzmeister> I should not talk.
#1648 · added 18 September 2010 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<Renske> *sigh* i want to pimp my bike now.
<Renske> but i cant because i just bought a winter goat and new jeans
<Renske> *coat
<Renske> i dont have room for a goat
<whiteybook> Is a winter goat different from a summer goat?
<Renske> i think it's warmer?
<Renske> thicker.
<Renske> even thicker than a regular goat.
<frazzmeister> THICK GOAT
<Renske> and goats are quite thick anyway.
<whiteybook> How do you know how warm it is? -.0
<Renske> D:
<Renske> fyi, my new goat is really nice.
<Renske> COAT DAMMIT
#1656 · added 1 October 2010 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #supersekritstaffchannel
* daluved1 has joined
<daluved1> So mcdonalds has these awesome straws that change color when you drink out of them
<whiterider> Normal straws change colour when you drink through them
<daluved1> BUT
<whiterider> WHUT WHUT
<daluved1> these turn blue powerade to pink...powerade
<daluved1> SO HA
<HystericalParoxysm> Do they change everything to pink powerade? Like if you're drinking sprite, suddenly WHOA it's pink powerade?
<whiterider> They're still not as good as Cadbury's straws, aka chocolate fingers
<whiterider> Have you ever bitten both ends off a chocolate finger then sucked milk through it?
<HystericalParoxysm> Is anyone else confused, and aroused?
<daluved1> This is the most amazing straw
<daluved1> I'll never throw it away
<daluved1> EVER
<whiterider> Also does it work backwards, so the pink powerade backwash turns back into Sprite?
<daluved1> yes
#1666 · added 27 November 2010 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<Sheldrake2> Oh, renske
<renske> hm?
<Sheldrake2> I have no carpet in my bedroom
<Sheldrake2> Just a dirty wooden floor, my desk, and two matresses
<renske> ... this is the worst pick up line ever.
<Sheldrake2> Haha, it wasn't supposed to be
<renske> i thought it was a euphemism and that you actually meant you shaved all your pubes.
#1674 · added 20 December 2010 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #sekritstaffchannel
<fanseelamb> and the individual graphs will be the same new type of graph?
<Delphy> Yes
<fanseelamb> ooh yeah realtime is neat... it was always a day behind
<Delphy> I'll probably have them opening up in a facebox with a flash graph inside it, maybe
<leefish> so you can see em being dld in REAL TIME
<fanseelamb> lol now my max level is 760
<Delphy> fansee ...
<Delphy> step away from the graphs
<HystericalParoxysm> FANSEE DROP AND GIVE ME 20 DIFFERENT COLOURED SHIRTS
* fanseelamb throws some leather jackets at HP instead
* HystericalParoxysm recolours them with blue buttons, green buttons, red buttons, white buttons, and happy gay rainbows. LOOK I'M FANSEE LOL
<fanseelamb> rofl
<fanseelamb> Wait I want them for teens! Make them for teens!
<fanseelamb> And make them for girls!
<fanseelamb> And for cats!
#1700 · added 1 April 2011 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<HystericalParoxysm> Wombats are the cute ones, right?
<whiterider> Yeah, the un-cute ones are Wampirebats
#1735 · added 18 September 2011 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #create
<missroxor> Lee, where are you from?
<LeeFish> Lancashire
<LeeFish> Coronation street accent
<missroxor> naw, I didn't even know you were a Brit <3 I've been there once I think, Chorley
<LeeFish> Yea, its just round the corner
<missroxor> hah, please tell me you say, "Orite Duck?"
<LeeFish> Not duck - duck is Sheffield. Yorkshire.
<missroxor> ugh, my first boyfriend was from Sheffield, I'm not a fan
<missroxor> lol
<LeeFish> Aww, I loved Sheffield
<LeeFish> I lived in the south side though. North side is a bit rough
<missroxor> I like Yorkshire though, my best mate is from there
<LeeFish> Its ok
<missroxor> and it's purty
<missroxor> well, the country bits where she lived were
* LeeFish is a Lancastrian - am not liking Yorkies - is tradition.
<missroxor> lol
<missroxor> well, traditionally I'm Scottish and you're English so....*moons Lee*
<LeeFish> Roxor - am English by Birth - but its all Scots Irish - like a lot of lancastrians
<LeeFish> Came to work in the factories etc
* missroxor sheepishly pulls her kilt back down over her butt
<LeeFish> Yea
<LeeFish> Mother's maiden name is Kirkham
<missroxor> moan the Scots!!
<DeadlySpiderMonkey> im guessing that you roxor and lee are from Europe?
#1834 · added 25 December 2013 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #create
* XxWashedXUpxX throws wrapping paper at deadly.
<King_Deadly> What did you get?
<XxWashedXUpxX> Well, I already have 2 presents that need to be taken back.
<XxWashedXUpxX> One is because my mom brought me a shirt that had sex reference on it and she didn't know about it, but my dad and I knew it.
<King_Deadly> what does the shirt say?
<XxWashedXUpxX> I love colitis (which is what they say on the big bang theory that means sex).
<Twi> coitus is sex
<Twi> Colitis is swelling of the large intestine
<XxWashedXUpxX> It was coitus, I misspelled it.
<XxWashedXUpxX> She didn't know it meant that.
<kitty> Though if she'd gotten you a "I love colitis" shirt, you probably should have returned that too XD
#20 · added 16 March 2006 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #insim
<Kelly> Owwie. I hurt right behind my right boob...
<Kelly> I was going to say my heart hurts... but that's not where my heart is.
<Kelly> lol
<kathy> lmao
<Kelly> Shaddap.
#128 · added 1 May 2006 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<HystericalParoxysm> I like antelopes. They're fuzzy, and they smell of bread.
#125 · added 28 April 2006 · vote up / 7 / vote down
<[hybris]> Netsplit Moe in action, huh?
<Delphy> is it a bird
<Delphy> is it a plane
<Delphy> no
<Delphy> it's netsplit moe
<Delphy> here to save the day
<Delphy> in his tight spandex and fluttering cape
<inq|koreanMMO> well tight spandex and fluttering capes are all the rage right now in germany
<Moe> nanananananana NETSPLIT
<Moe> to the splitcave!
<inq|koreanMMO> quick, to the splitmobile!
#182 · added 22 July 2006 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<sexytasha> well i am sexy!
<whiterider> Prove it!
<Lethe> how old are you?
<sexytasha> 13 with big tits
<Superfly> 0.o
<whiterider> O.O
<Lethe> o.O
<Fresh-Prince> 0.0
<whiterider> The fact that we were asking for it does nothing to curb my O.O
#203 · added 2 August 2006 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<Vie> thats right, fear my Logitech Wingman... ..oh lord, Extreme... ..I actualy own a product with "Extreme" on it...
<Vie> shoot me now
<Catf|sh> hehe
* Catf|sh hands Vie a spork to do himself in
<flyingpigeon> how is he going to shoot himself with a spork?
#197 · added 27 July 2006 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #trivia
[19:44] <Triviabot> 33. Which word can precede the following; -count -bath -bank?
[19:44] <Triviabot> Here's your hint, answer space: _____
[19:44] <HystericalParoxysm> sperm
[19:44] <HystericalParoxysm> wait...
[19:44] <P-epsi> blood
[19:44] <Triviabot> P-epsi got the answer: blood in 10.704 seconds. Points: 1608 Rank: 3rd
[19:44] <Triviabot> Current Round: P-epsi-32 HystericalParoxysm-30 Nurrah-4
[19:44] <P-epsi> ewww
#263 · added 22 September 2006 · vote up / 7 / vote down
<justsimmingthanx> sorry just reallt thinking to hard aboty typing
#344 · added 16 November 2006 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #supersecretstaffchannel
[06:19] <Delphy> Mkay
[06:19] <Delphy> Time to rip apart the thread table
[06:19] * Delphy cracks his knuckles and dives into mySQL
[06:20] <HystericalParoxysm> Go team Delphy!
[06:23] <Delphy> I have a team? :|
[06:23] * Delphy checks behind him
[06:23] <Delphy> Ghost coders
[06:23] <Delphy> I like that smiley
[06:23] <Delphy> :|
[06:23] <Tig> Ghost coders in the sky.....
[06:23] <Delphy> :]
[06:24] <Delphy> o/
[06:24] <Delphy> \o
[06:24] <Delphy> \o/
[06:24] <Delphy> <o/
[06:24] <Delphy> \o>
[06:24] <Delphy> /o
[06:24] * Tig claps for the dancing boy
[06:24] <Delphy> Ow, hit myself in the head
#409 · added 3 January 2007 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<@frazzmeister> zomg... now i see a jar of paprika humping a cactus...