MTS2 Quotes Database

<djones> photo, this is #social
<djones> we have diploma's in mocking
<photo> I've noticed
<djones> we mock everything, we always have
<photo> :P
<photo> You're bordering on mean right now though.
<TFZmobie> But you don't have a diploma in apostrophe management

<Jon|GTAIV> I crashed, flew through the windshield, then the car rolled over me and I died. :(
<frazzmeister> fun
<frazzmeister> shoulda worn a seatbelt :p
<Greenie> ...
<Greenie> harsh.
<frazzmeister> indeed
* Greenie has quit (Quit: nap. i feel sick. bleh.)
<Jon|GTAIV> I just ran over a group of nuns
<frazzmeister> win

<Jon> I did recolours like...4 years ago.
<tdog69> ah
<Jon> recolors*
<Jon> NOBODY SAW THAT.

<Lethe> hihi
<Djones> lowlow
<Djones> You're looking lovely today Lethe, wonderful in fact. I find your mere presense intoxicating...wait....ugh, hard to breath, your beauty suffocating.
<Lethe> :p
* Djones dies all over lethe and gets her arrested for the crime of MURDER BY SEXY
<Lethe> ok, that's kinda flattering

[17:49] <Tigerlilley> They shared a similar nose come to think of it.
[17:49] <Tigerlilley> Farrah and Michael I mean.
[17:49] <Vie> ...
[17:50] <Vie> Thats a rather random observation
[17:50] <~Delphy> Maybe they where somehow linked.
[17:50] <~Delphy> Farrah dies and suddenly Michaels nose loses it's wireless power source
[17:50] <~Delphy> and blam
[17:50] <~Delphy> he dies too
[17:50] <&whiterider> ..wireless nose power?
[17:50] <~Delphy> I mean, that had to be robotic, right? Probably some kind of 11n router.
[17:50] <Vie> That or there the same person?
[17:51] <Tigerlilley> Da da daaaaaaaaaaaah.

<Longdaysend> i know, it costs money. if they charged you penises that would be creepy

<SilentPsycho> Online translators can be very weird, especially if you forget to change the languages and translate something from Engliah to English
<SilentPsycho> Lost Chicken apparently translates to Absent Infant.

<Loaf> if i could interner-order at home, i'd have my orgasm right here and now ><

[19:12] <Qbuilderz> WHAT THE EFF -HOW do you spell peek...peak...UG
[19:13] <Qbuilderz> are they both right or soemthing?
[19:13] <Gangreless> yes
[19:13] <Gangreless> depending on your context
[19:13] <Qbuilderz> "pe?ked my interest"
[19:13] <Gangreless> piqued
[19:14] <Qbuilderz> WHAT THE HELL!
[19:14] <Gangreless> haha
[19:15] <Gangreless> "I took a peek at the girl undressing." "I climbed to the peak of mountain so I could see that girl undressing." "That girl undressing piqued my interest."
[19:15] <Qbuilderz> XD

[19:42] * cthru would ask you WHAT you were doing under the desk
[19:43] <cthru> but I can imagine :P
[19:43] <cthru> catching a peeeeen
[19:43] <cthru> *pen that is

<cthru> OH, when will it be updated?? I was reading the qb yesterday
<cthru> the whole qdb, I'm sooo silly
<cthru> :/
<Lethe|worky> as soon as we can blinky delphy so much
<Lethe|worky> delphy will go and do it
<Lethe|worky> isn't that right, delphy
<Lethe|worky> delphy doesn't seem to be responding
<cthru> delphy will certainly do it since you asked ;)
<Lethe|worky> I hope nothing is wrong with delphy
<cthru> delphy might be busy D:
<Lethe|worky> delphy could very well be busy
* Delphster snickers

<Greenie> Im supposed to go to Hollywood tomorrow. To see a German/Latin/French/CountryWestern/Polka/Jazz fusion thing.
<Greenie> It sounds horrible. D:
<Database> :/
<elpemmy> Yeah, it does...
<daluved1> indeed
<Greenie> I dont even get it.
<Greenie> How can you mix those things.
<Greenie> Its like trying to cross apples and ceiling fans to get a new type of lampshade.

<frazzmeister> right, i should shutup
<frazzmeister> ...er *shutdown
<frazzmeister> ...
<Sparkle> LOL
<frazzmeister> I'm fucked, aren't I?
<Sparkle> Yep.
<Sparkle> And quoted.

[13:59] <Qbuilderz> oh god...ohhhh god
[14:00] <Gangreless> We don't need to hear your masturbatory sounds, Q.
[14:00] <Lee|FishLord> ?
[14:00] <Lee|FishLord> heh
[14:00] <Qbuilderz> *goes to PM*

lpemmy Zomg I have a hairbrush down here. Timing has never been so perfect
16:49 elpemmy zones out
16:49 Gangreless oh god
16:49 Database ....
16:49 FurryPanda i read that as "down there" and wondered why you felt the need to share
16:49 Gangreless what.. umm.. what are you doing with the hairbrush?
16:49 Database I am finding that very difficult to not guttermind at XD
16:49 HystericalParoxysm I'm glad we all read that the same way.
16:49 Gangreless Indeed.
16:49 elpemmy What, I jsut got lemonade in my hair.
16:49 Database Yup, we're all pervs. XD
16:49 elpemmy DAMMIT I DIDN@T READ IT LIKE THAT
16:50 Database EMMY STOP YOU'RE NOT HELPING XD
16:50 Gangreless ha
16:50 elpemmy THE HAIR ON MY HEAD I SPILT IT BECAUSE I FAIL AT DRINKING I AM WEARING TROUSERS I PROMISE
16:50 FurryPanda why are you putting lemonade on hair?
16:50 Gangreless haha
16:50 FurryPanda there are far better colorants
16:50 FurryPanda and anyone looking that you want to see it wont notice
16:50 Gangreless Lemon fresh scent?
16:50 elpemmy I spilt it because I fail at drinking and now I won't be able to get it out oh god don't tell me lemonade colours hair because I will hit you if you do
16:51 Gangreless haha, lemons will actually bleach your hair if you leave it on long enough
16:51 elpemmy Must. Brush. It. Out.
16:51 Gangreless No, must -wash- it out.
16:51 elpemmy Though, a bleached streak would be pretty cool.
16:52 elpemmy And it's not real lemonade. It's morrisons crappy cheap fizzy muck.
16:52 Frenchie noms Emmy and goes to bed
16:52 *** Frenchie quit (Quit: Quitte)
16:52 elpemmy Which tastes very nice when mixed with robinsons fruity squash stuff.
16:53 Database Emmy is going to make a great alcoholic. XD
16:53 elpemmy I am? Good to know, I guess.
16:53 Database :P
16:54 elpemmy I can't work out if it's my hair that is sticky or my hand
16:54 Database ... once again, out of context.
16:54 elpemmy Well read the context then, and get over it :P
16:54 Database We're #social. Context is irrelevant whenever we feel like it.

<HystericalParoxysm> I GIVE YOU...
<HystericalParoxysm> VAGINABONG
<HystericalParoxysm> http://www.patentlysilly.com/patent.php?patID=7122000
<whiterider> :/
<Chii> Assume the position£!$~^*$

<Escand> well I'm a make ze ultimate eye pack.
<Escand> but nothing really new.
<Escand> I mean how many eyes do you guys need?
<Leesester> two
<LadyFrontbum> A MAJILLION!
<LadyFrontbum> contacts anyway
<whiterider> Three, if you have kids..
<Leesester> indeed
<Leesester> in the back of the head
<Leesester> Use a peggy hair and you can see through the gap

<Gannon> anyone intersted in a project
<Gannon> a victorian manor
<Gannon> with a basment with a shrine to hell
<Gannon> the devil
<Gannon> Anyone have a devil worshipping shrine i can borrow
<DaveyDaVinci> Oh sure
<DaveyDaVinci> Let me go grab it
<DaveyDaVinci> It's right next to my stairway to heaven
<DaveyDaVinci> And the pot of gold I mugged off of that leprechaun

<frazzmeister> I have to find a shirt because i need to piss!
<frazzmeister> ...that sounds weird
<frazzmeister> i dont mean i'm going to piss into a shirt
<frazzmeister> i mean there are people unworthy of my boobs between me and the pissing location.
<CookingPsycho> Heheheheh.
<frazzmeister> ...i made ity worse?
<CookingPsycho> :D
<frazzmeister> IM GOING TO URINATE NOW
* CookingPsycho snuggles frazzy
<frazzmeister> ,,i mean going as in relocating to the correct place, not as in i'm actually just going to piss right now in this place and time.
<frazzmeister> ....
<frazzmeister> I should not talk.

<emino|cougartown_> YAY!
<emino|cougartown_> FASTING TIME OVER
<emino|cougartown_> hmm
<emino|cougartown_> food or porn first
<emino|cougartown_> ?
* Lethe|workworkwork blinks
<emino|cougartown_> food
<whiterider> And Emi gets completely into the spirit of ramadan and purity, like a pro

<Renske> *sigh* i want to pimp my bike now.
<Renske> but i cant because i just bought a winter goat and new jeans
<Renske> *coat
<Renske> i dont have room for a goat
<whiteybook> Is a winter goat different from a summer goat?
<Renske> i think it's warmer?
<Renske> thicker.
<Renske> even thicker than a regular goat.
<frazzmeister> THICK GOAT
<Renske> and goats are quite thick anyway.
<whiteybook> How do you know how warm it is? -.0
<Renske> D:
<Renske> fyi, my new goat is really nice.
<Renske> COAT DAMMIT

* daluved1 has joined
<daluved1> So mcdonalds has these awesome straws that change color when you drink out of them
<whiterider> Normal straws change colour when you drink through them
<daluved1> BUT
<whiterider> WHUT WHUT
<daluved1> these turn blue powerade to pink...powerade
<daluved1> SO HA
<HystericalParoxysm> Do they change everything to pink powerade? Like if you're drinking sprite, suddenly WHOA it's pink powerade?
<whiterider> They're still not as good as Cadbury's straws, aka chocolate fingers
<whiterider> Have you ever bitten both ends off a chocolate finger then sucked milk through it?
<HystericalParoxysm> Is anyone else confused, and aroused?
<daluved1> This is the most amazing straw
<daluved1> I'll never throw it away
<daluved1> EVER
<whiterider> Also does it work backwards, so the pink powerade backwash turns back into Sprite?
<daluved1> yes

<Sheldrake2> Oh, renske
<renske> hm?
<Sheldrake2> I have no carpet in my bedroom
<Sheldrake2> Just a dirty wooden floor, my desk, and two matresses
<renske> ... this is the worst pick up line ever.
<Sheldrake2> Haha, it wasn't supposed to be
<renske> i thought it was a euphemism and that you actually meant you shaved all your pubes.

<renske> you know, one day i'm going to get to the point where i am convinced i should have a comedy show. i expect you guys to keep me from it.
<Frenchie> Nope
<Frenchie> I'll push you do make it come true
<Frenchie> And it'll be an awesomely silly show with stupid puns
<renske> you could be my punchline-enhancing drummer.
<Frenchie> :D
<renske> and then after the show has ended we can hang out backstage and snort cake off a hooker's ass
<renske> COKE

<fanseelamb> and the individual graphs will be the same new type of graph?
<Delphy> Yes
<fanseelamb> ooh yeah realtime is neat... it was always a day behind
<Delphy> I'll probably have them opening up in a facebox with a flash graph inside it, maybe
<leefish> so you can see em being dld in REAL TIME
<fanseelamb> lol now my max level is 760
<Delphy> fansee ...
<Delphy> step away from the graphs
<HystericalParoxysm> FANSEE DROP AND GIVE ME 20 DIFFERENT COLOURED SHIRTS
* fanseelamb throws some leather jackets at HP instead
* HystericalParoxysm recolours them with blue buttons, green buttons, red buttons, white buttons, and happy gay rainbows. LOOK I'M FANSEE LOL
<fanseelamb> rofl
<fanseelamb> Wait I want them for teens! Make them for teens!
<fanseelamb> And make them for girls!
<fanseelamb> And for cats!