MTS2 Quotes Database

Gangreless> I used to think gnomes lived in the tv and made it work
<whiteybook> I used to think that if I pressed my eye right up to the door, I'd be able to see through the gaps between the molecules
<daluved1|physics> wow...white...
<Gangreless> I use to think that with water
<Leopardflower> that is quite a funny mental picture
<whiteybook> Well, logically, it sorta made sense...

[16:07] <Loaff> oh goddamit
[16:07] <Loaff> i've lost my fucking orgasm
[16:07] <Loaff> AGAIN

<frazzmeister> right, i should shutup
<frazzmeister> ...er *shutdown
<frazzmeister> ...
<Sparkle> LOL
<frazzmeister> I'm fucked, aren't I?
<Sparkle> Yep.
<Sparkle> And quoted.

<Emino> i know what boob you can go as
<renske> K-fed?
<renske> mel gibson?
<Emino> you can spinkle some sparklies and go as twilightboob
<renske> hahahaha
<Emino> that would start off a trend
*** Sparkle has joined #social

<Frenchie> Chii, did Renske fondle you?
<Chii> Can i check?
<renske> i leave MARKS?

[16:04] <Database> looks like he has a tiny penis.
[16:04] * writingemmy clicks the deny button

<writingemmy> It was my first time and Frenchie offered to help me :P
<Database> And I popped in for the first time in ages :P
* Lethe tries not to quote that one completely out of context
<Database> ...
<Lethe> data just made it worse
<Database> yes.
<Database> yes I did.
<writingemmy> OMG YOU GUYS ARE AWFUL

<xBeccarawrx> how do u becom a mod :S
<daluved1> You have to beg and plead and sell your soul
<xBeccarawrx> lol
<Qbuilderz> Then willingly be delphys slave
<daluved1> And tell them what panties you wear
<daluved1> it's very degrading
<xBeccarawrx> O_O
<Qbuilderz> Yesterday he refilled my water bowl, dal, how about you?
<xBeccarawrx> lol
<daluved1> Nope
<daluved1> But I did get a little piece of bread
<Qbuilderz> :O Substance! Not fair!
<Qbuilderz> Oh shit
<xBeccarawrx> O______O
* Qbuilderz must keep his voice down
<daluved1> They can hear us Q!
<xBeccarawrx> O:
<daluved1> Remember, Delphy always keeps a spare hard drive at the ready
<xBeccarawrx> XD
<daluved1> Oh it's not funny
<daluved1> He once killed a guy
<daluved1> with a hard drive
<Qbuilderz> I was there! It was intense
<Qbuilderz> wait...
<Qbuilderz> deja vu?
<daluved1> Yus :P

<Qbuilderz> Right now I am just gonna play around with it, though. When my parents come home soon we are beginning my birthday stuff
<Delphy> Oh when is your birthday?
<Qbuilderz> Today :P
<Delphy> Oh, Happy Birthday!
<Delphy> Here, have a dot ---> .
<Delphy> If you zoom in REAL close you'll see the outlines of a box containing a box with a dot that if you zoom into that is another box that has a PSP in it
<Qbuilderz> Woo! Thanks :D

<Frenchie> That's what I'd call a biscuit http://www.continentalbakeries.com/files/producten/popup_biscuit20fourre.jpg
<CN> well thank you
<HystericalParoxysm> That's a cookie.
<whiteybook> Indeed, Frenchie
<Loaf> frenchie - yes. those are biscuits.
<SilentPsycho> That's a biscuit
<Loaf> cookies are totally different >=[
<CN> those are bolachas, you bunch of ignorants!
<HystericalParoxysm> No, no.
<HystericalParoxysm> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BWRua5l70j4/R09sb6OOIGI/AAAAAAAAA2E/nbolyhhY7wg/s1600-R/biscuit1.JPG THOSE are some motherfucking BISCUITS
<whiteybook> Cookies come solely from Maryland
<Frenchie> Or any of those: http://www.refreshmentshop.co.uk/images/elite_magnum.jpg
<SilentPsycho> HP, those are cookies.
<HystericalParoxysm> ... no they're not...
<whiteybook> Those look like rock cakes to me
<HystericalParoxysm> They're not sweet at all
<Loaf> those look like macaroons, HP
<Frenchie> Same, Whitie. Rock cakes...
<HystericalParoxysm> ...... rock... cakes?
<HystericalParoxysm> WTF ARE YOU PEOPLE DWARVES?

13:52 < frazzmeister> I has a cheeseburger.
13:54 < Sparkle> I can has cheezburger?
13:54 < Chii> No you fucking can't.
13:54 < Chii> not until you learn to use english right, anyway

<Kelly> Owwie. I hurt right behind my right boob...
<Kelly> I was going to say my heart hurts... but that's not where my heart is.
<Kelly> lol
<kathy> lmao
<Kelly> Shaddap.

[02:31] simon007: how do I download celebrites?
[02:31] * missangelica blinks.
[02:32] missangelica: It's not the year 3000... ;p
[02:32] * HystericalParoxysm giggles.

[23:23] enjeru: *pokes angilica's side* yeah. :P
[23:23] missangelica: angilica does not exist so you are poking air. ;p
[23:24] enjeru: then what am i actually poking? oO
[23:24] missangelica: the air around you
[23:24] enjeru: so... the air has boobies?
[23:25] missangelica: in your world, enjeru. in your world.
[23:26] enjeru: Iiiim just gonna go beforeI get myself into more problems.
[23:26] enjeru: oh! I meant angelica
[23:26] missangelica: haha ;p
[23:26] Flash3389: what mod?
[23:26] enjeru: *pinches angelica's butt* BYE! *runs off*
[23:26] *** enjeru has signed off IRC (Quit: modthesims2.com).
[23:27] missangelica: ...
[23:27] Flash3389: lol
[23:27] TBGL: lol

<Bink13y> .g/gh`
<Bink13y> THATS WEASEL TYPING
<JK11> lol
<Bink13y> oops and she hit the caps lock too

<[hybris]> Netsplit Moe in action, huh?
<Delphy> is it a bird
<Delphy> is it a plane
<Delphy> no
<Delphy> it's netsplit moe
<Delphy> here to save the day
<Delphy> in his tight spandex and fluttering cape
<inq|koreanMMO> well tight spandex and fluttering capes are all the rage right now in germany
<Moe> nanananananana NETSPLIT
<Moe> to the splitcave!
<inq|koreanMMO> quick, to the splitmobile!

[11:09] <Kelly> Emos amuse me
[11:10] <Kelly> I look semi-emo now that I have bangs
[11:10] <Allie> Emus are a lard bird indiginous to australia.
[11:10] <Salty> lard?
[11:10] <Allie> land
[11:10] <Allie> though lard birds works too
[11:11] <Arch> after seeing Kelly's line, and Allie's line, I must resist the urge to change the topic to "<Kelly> I look semi-emu now that I have a beak"

<Bink13y> in Buffalo it's illegal to rent an apartment without head

<Sammy> Hi, Can someone help me please
<LyricLee> whats your question
<Sammy> I need to know how to do things here
<LyricLee> you need to ask them
<Sammy> Just the basic's Please
<LyricLee> you need to ask something
<Sammy> Can u tell me things about this chat
<LyricLee> like what
<Sammy> How to change my font
<Lethe> you can't
<Sammy> How can i do something?
<LyricLee> how can you do what???
* Sammy askes questions
<LyricLee> you arent asking any questions
<LyricLee> how old are you?
<Sammy> 37
<Sammy> I have to kids
<Sammy> I'll ask something
<Sammy> How old are u?
<LyricLee> im 12
<Sammy> U shouldnt be one here
<LyricLee> i know
<Delphy> Ask a help question involving the game or the site, or get kicked.
<Delphy> You have 30 seconds to comply.
<Sammy> go have a milkshake or drink some lemonade
<Sammy> ok
<Sammy> how do i do something
<Lethe> do what!
<LyricLee> omg
<Sammy> like people riting turns purple
* Sammy was kicked by Delphy (Go play in traffic)

<sexytasha> well i am sexy!
<whiterider> Prove it!
<Lethe> how old are you?
<sexytasha> 13 with big tits
<Superfly> 0.o
<whiterider> O.O
<Lethe> o.O
<Fresh-Prince> 0.0
<whiterider> The fact that we were asking for it does nothing to curb my O.O

[16:38] <Triviabot> 10. In 1971 ---------- gains independence from Britain.
Answer: bahrain
[16:38] <Triviabot> Here's your hint, answer space: _______
[16:38] <whiterider> America

[19:44] <Triviabot> 33. Which word can precede the following; -count -bath -bank?
[19:44] <Triviabot> Here's your hint, answer space: _____
[19:44] <HystericalParoxysm> sperm
[19:44] <HystericalParoxysm> wait...
[19:44] <P-epsi> blood
[19:44] <Triviabot> P-epsi got the answer: blood in 10.704 seconds. Points: 1608 Rank: 3rd
[19:44] <Triviabot> Current Round: P-epsi-32 HystericalParoxysm-30 Nurrah-4
[19:44] <P-epsi> ewww

-->| StEvEn65 (StEvEn65@mts2-F8E723D6.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) has joined #help
<whiterider> Oh hello
<StEvEn65> omg i need zum helps
<whiterider> Yeah I gethered that in #social
<StEvEn65> my sims cd is upside dOwN
<whiterider> *gathered
<whiterider> What?
<StEvEn65> how can i FIX it
<whiterider> Umm.. turn it the right way up?
<StEvEn65> my sims cd is upside dOwN its brockded
<Hysterical Paroxysm> ...
<StEvEn65> i canterrrrrr
<StEvEn65> oh fuk banned frum social nuthin else to do
=-= StEvEn65 was booted from #help by HystericalParoxysm (I'd tell you to not be an idiot, but I don't think you're capable of it.)

<warrock434> .
<warrock434> i have not said anything for an hour and a half now
<missangelica> Good for you.
<SilentPsycho> Why not try for two hours?

<Pani> The usual IRC I go on was lacking conversation.
<Pani> So I thought I'd try S2C.
<John> oh ok :)
<John> it's also for mts2 and sxs2
<frazzmeister> we lack morals and ethics,... thats worse.
<frazzmeister> also pants... we lack pants.
<Pani> I've been here before, I know what it's like.
<Pani> :]
<John> we dont lack panties
<John> or boobies