MTS2 Quotes Database

<somuchfun> have you seen the posts by imoz95 - shes going on a bit
<HystericalParoxysm> Complaining about yourself complaining. that's a new one.
<SirEmino> lol
<somuchfun> huh??
<HystericalParoxysm> Strangely enough, we know you -are- imoz95, somuchfun.
<HystericalParoxysm> You have the exact same hostmask and you were here just a short time ago.
<somuchfun> no, why would you say that!!
<HystericalParoxysm> [11:30] * imoz95 (imoz95@fd-C643B273.bb.sky.com) has joined #social
<HystericalParoxysm> [11:55] * somuchfun (somuchfun@fd-C643B273.bb.sky.com) has joined #social
<HystericalParoxysm> Same exact hostmask.
<SirEmino> you should've bold that part
<HystericalParoxysm> Playing dumb is only funny when you're -playing-.
<somuchfun> no, that must be my twin - we share laptops
<SirEmino> next we will probably heard it was his sister
<SirEmino> omg
<SirEmino> lol
<escand> that is precious
<SirEmino> just as i typed that

[14:50] <jhd1189> The other night, I accidentally texted the word "vagina" to a random woman in Arizona.

<longdaysend> i think my nuts are going to start dropping soon

<dpillen> i have a question i was hoping someone could answer for me
<frazzmeister> 42
* dpillen has left #social
<frazzmeister> could've thanked me.....

<hwkemmy> and now I've lost my notes
<hwkemmy> hrmph
<hwkemmy> brb
<Delphy> Oh sorry that was me
* Delphy regurgitates them
<hwkemmy> ooh, found them!
<hwkemmy> okay, bad timing
<hwkemmy> XD

<Loaf> ouch
<Chii> awww
<Loaf> Chii, shut it! you're getting on my tits
<Longdaysend> ...
* djones curls up beneath a loafie's feet, steals korma
* Longdaysend wishes she was chii right about now
* Chii wishes Longdaysend back with a motherfucker

<Zicon> Bouncy meat? =/
<Stormwench> I was trying to avoid that direction...
<Panda> lol
<Panda> try it
<Panda> works in many cafeterias
<Panda> buy a hot god, throw it from shoulder height, release when arm is at chest height
<Panda> itll bounce
<Panda> *dog
<Panda> DOG!
<Stormwench> you can buy Hot Gods!!
<Stormwench> hope they take visa

* Dark_horse_spirit (Dark_horse@AD7D5375.D6D57B33.D610AA3D.IP) has joined #social
<Dark_horse_spirit> can any one tell me how to kill a sim...
<Dark_horse_spirit> this sime follows me around picking fights all day
<Dark_horse_spirit> It's very anoying
<Jon|WoW> No clue.
<Dark_horse_spirit> everywhere I go there is this sim wanting to fight..my character is a wimp, so he always loses..
<Delphy|Out> I got the new dashboard earlier
<Delphy|Out> It's... ok... I'm glad they kept the blades interface on the xbox button though
<Delphy|Out> Dark_horse_spirit: Err, the usual way?
<Dark_horse_spirit> I would hate to start a new game as this one has been running for a while
<Delphy|Out> Pause and enclose them in walls
<Delphy|Out> Or there are various objects you can get to kill sims
<Dark_horse_spirit> likw what..I'd love to budgeon this one with an axe
<Delphy|Out> Somebody has probably done an axe :)
<Dark_horse_spirit> or blow it's head clean off it's shoulders
<Dark_horse_spirit> or maybe hire a hitsim..
<Jon|WoW> Dude, you need to go outside and run around or something. All this negative energy is bad for your health.
<Dark_horse_spirit> ya I think that your right..see ya later..
* Dark_horse_spirit has quit (Quit: Live Chat Java User)
<curlybap> ...
<Delphy|Out> lol
<Delphy|Out> Jon 1, newbie 0
<Bubo> lol

<frazzmeister> oh,....... fuck,... I was telling my spanish speaking friend about what frenchie said,.... and she said ""Happy new anus" is always the best way to welcome in the new year in Spain
<frazzmeister> and now I have images of fireworks cominh out of goatse in my mind
<frazzmeister> pleas kill me.

<djones> photo, this is #social
<djones> we have diploma's in mocking
<photo> I've noticed
<djones> we mock everything, we always have
<photo> :P
<photo> You're bordering on mean right now though.
<TFZmobie> But you don't have a diploma in apostrophe management

* tek is now known as twat
<Chii> Master?

[13:29] <Delphy> Dont get *tight* boxers
[13:29] <Delphy> Get loose ones
[13:29] <Delphy> Even if you have to go up a size
[13:29] <Djones> tight underwear can lower the sperm count.
[13:29] <Delphy> Sperm production is dependant on the heat of the scrotum
[13:29] <Delphy> Which is why it's OUTSIDE the body
[13:30] <Delphy> It needs slightly cooler temperatures to actually produce optimum amounts of Ren's favourite dish.
[13:30] <Renske> wait what?
[13:30] <Renske> shrimp come out of your penis?
[13:30] <Delphy> EWWW
[13:30] <Delphy> OH GOD NO
[13:31] <HystericalParoxysm> Dude you're gonna give him nightmares.
[13:31] <Delphy> Little feelers poking out your wanghole
[13:31] <Delphy> slowly coming out
[13:31] <HystericalParoxysm> He's gonna dream about those scary monster shrimp onna stick with the legs and eyes shooting out of his wang.
[13:31] <Delphy> then out comes an eye
[13:31] <Database> Aaaaaaaargh.
[13:31] <HystericalParoxysm> Making crunching noises...
[13:31] * Database closes legs quickly.
[13:31] <Database> GAH STOP IT
[13:31] <Delphy> But the kicker is
[13:31] * Database is terrified. Fascinated, but terrified.
[13:31] <Delphy> When it comes out, you have an shrimpgasm
[13:32] <HystericalParoxysm> You squirt cocktail sauce after it?
[13:32] <HystericalParoxysm> GET IT. COCKtail sauce???
[13:32] <Delphy> ...
[13:32] <Database> hur hur hur
[13:32] <Renske> yes. yes, i got it. i laughed. leave me alone.
[13:32] <Delphy> Here, have the iphone app
[13:33] <Renske> PA DUM TISH

<Angel> hello
<frazzmeister> hihiangel
<frazzmeister> plusspace
<frazzmeister> ...myspacebarisbeingmean fixed it...
<Angel> hi Frazz
<Angel> lol

* SilentPsycho tries to imagine what America would be like if the British won the War of Independance
* Frenchie wants to draw an American if the English had won that war
<Liz> Otherwise I'd spell things like "Colour" and "favourite"
<Liz> And that is just retarded.
<Database> They'd know what "tea" is, and they'd like it.
<Frenchie> No burgers. Crumpets instead.
<Liz> I like tea.
<Frenchie> Helmets with teacups on the side
<HystericalParoxysm> I know what tea is. I like tea.
<HystericalParoxysm> I even put milk in non-fruit varieties.
<Database> They'd also eat REAL PANCAKES
<Renske> and they'd all play CRICKET
<Database> wait, was it pancakes that Americans have completely differently?
<Liz> DB, you mean crepes?
<Liz> Because we eat crepes too. We just call them crepes.
<Delphy> I have to teach you something
<Delphy> it's not "Real"
<Delphy> its' PROPER
<Database> Oh, true.
<Delphy> when you say "England has XXX something, it's always PROPER something
<Delphy> like PROPER CRICKET
<Database> Delphy: You are absolutely correct. I will endeavour to correct this in future.
<Database> But I like my flat pancakes!
<SilentPsycho> Proper Football as well.
<Database> We also have PROPER WEATHER
<Database> (and PROPER STEREOTYPES)
<HystericalParoxysm> Fuck your thin sad pancakes, Database.
<HystericalParoxysm> No, wait, you CAN'T fuck them because they're all flat and sad and non-fluffy.
<Renske> roll em up, and then fuck em
<HystericalParoxysm> You want a REAL pancake you can fuck, roll up a nice PROPER American pancake. It's soft and fluffy and will make your dick SO HAPPY
<Delphy> Ok so we went from the civil war to fucking pancakes
<Delphy> in 5 mins
<Delphy> gg social

[17:49] <Tigerlilley> They shared a similar nose come to think of it.
[17:49] <Tigerlilley> Farrah and Michael I mean.
[17:49] <Vie> ...
[17:50] <Vie> Thats a rather random observation
[17:50] <~Delphy> Maybe they where somehow linked.
[17:50] <~Delphy> Farrah dies and suddenly Michaels nose loses it's wireless power source
[17:50] <~Delphy> and blam
[17:50] <~Delphy> he dies too
[17:50] <&whiterider> ..wireless nose power?
[17:50] <~Delphy> I mean, that had to be robotic, right? Probably some kind of 11n router.
[17:50] <Vie> That or there the same person?
[17:51] <Tigerlilley> Da da daaaaaaaaaaaah.

<SilentPsycho> Go play with slave, frazzy. :P
<frazzmeister> hes frunk too!
<frazzmeister> mr fraaz mum say please dont be sickk yinnthere
<frazzmeister> !
<frazzmeister> @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!111111?
<SilentPsycho> Ahh, the mother's there
<frazzmeister> it oftens uds
<frazzmeister> we go way for a hilemonday ngiht
<frazzmeister> but it doenst take hint weel
<frazzmeister> often inteuprfpt ficujking
<frazzmeister> funny.
<SilentPsycho> Just stick a sign on the door - Do Not Disturb
<frazzmeister> we dont plan ahead
<frazzmeister> oh, you look hot
<frazzmeister> !sod o you!
<frazzmeister> ok lets ficuk!

<Longdaysend> i know, it costs money. if they charged you penises that would be creepy

<SilentPsycho> Online translators can be very weird, especially if you forget to change the languages and translate something from Engliah to English
<SilentPsycho> Lost Chicken apparently translates to Absent Infant.

<Database> deej, you are simultaneously the most elegant and the most fucked-up person I know.
* Djones unlocks the achievement : Fulfill your personal lifetime goals.

<Loaf> super orgasm has sparkly bits...
<ArtsyFrenchie> Loaf: it's called the "afterglow" :D
<Loaf> oh, hush you :P

<Loaf> if i could interner-order at home, i'd have my orgasm right here and now ><

[19:12] <Qbuilderz> WHAT THE EFF -HOW do you spell peek...peak...UG
[19:13] <Qbuilderz> are they both right or soemthing?
[19:13] <Gangreless> yes
[19:13] <Gangreless> depending on your context
[19:13] <Qbuilderz> "pe?ked my interest"
[19:13] <Gangreless> piqued
[19:14] <Qbuilderz> WHAT THE HELL!
[19:14] <Gangreless> haha
[19:15] <Gangreless> "I took a peek at the girl undressing." "I climbed to the peak of mountain so I could see that girl undressing." "That girl undressing piqued my interest."
[19:15] <Qbuilderz> XD

[19:42] * cthru would ask you WHAT you were doing under the desk
[19:43] <cthru> but I can imagine :P
[19:43] <cthru> catching a peeeeen
[19:43] <cthru> *pen that is

<Ryan220> Anybody one????
<Safyre420> two
<Tree> three.
<Ryan220> I need to speak to a moderator
<Ryan220> Someone i can report a innapropriate thing too
<Canoodle> Last dance. That was the drifters. :s
<Canoodle> Mhm..what's the problem Ryan?
<Ryan220> On the other chat i logged i and i was created with a very bad message one that shouldnt be on this site
<Canoodle> What chat?
<Ryan220> No Canoodle is a Modertaor
<Ryan220> The social chat not this one
<Ryan220> i took a pic with my computer for proof lol
* Tree takes a quick peek at #social.
<Safyre420> nobody but you has said anything in there for a few hours lol
<Ryan220> I know it wasnt said by someone
<Tree> Oh, the thing up the top?
<Ryan220> it was Welcome **************** i will not say
* Tree giggles.
<Ryan220> no
<Safyre420> caringforyourvagina
<Ryan220> yea haha

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<Canoodle> #social is just a bunch of hedonistic savages waving their willy's at everyone.
* Safyre420 scribbles out willy's and puts tits
<Canoodle> that too

<cthru> OH, when will it be updated?? I was reading the qb yesterday
<cthru> the whole qdb, I'm sooo silly
<cthru> :/
<Lethe|worky> as soon as we can blinky delphy so much
<Lethe|worky> delphy will go and do it
<Lethe|worky> isn't that right, delphy
<Lethe|worky> delphy doesn't seem to be responding
<cthru> delphy will certainly do it since you asked ;)
<Lethe|worky> I hope nothing is wrong with delphy
<cthru> delphy might be busy D:
<Lethe|worky> delphy could very well be busy
* Delphster snickers