#99 · added 2 April 2006 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #help
<Ginger> Does anyone know a good site to get downloads?
<HystericalParoxysm> Ginger, modthesims2.com :)
<Ginger> You can get downloads off of here? Cool =)
#104 · added 4 April 2006 · vote up / 8 / vote down

[18:37] [Samekh2] Hey Delphy.
[18:37] [Samekh2] I didn't see you there.
[18:37] [Delphy] I didn't see me either.
[18:37] [Delphy] It's lucky I found myself
[18:37] [Delphy] I could have gotten lost!
[18:37] [Samekh2] Truly.
[18:38] [Delphy] Then that forest would have been lacking trees. Did I tell you about my cheese adventure?
[18:38] [Samekh2] I have missed seeing you around you tart, Delphy.
[18:38] [Delphy] I know. How is your washer?
[18:38] [Samekh2] What sort f cheese?
[18:38] [Delphy] Blue of course. My screwdriver is bent.
[18:39] [Samekh2] What sort of blue?
[18:39] [Samekh2] Saying Blue Cheese? What?
[18:39] [Delphy] It's a purpley blue, like my old school bag.
[18:39] [Samekh2] I need names.
[18:40] [Delphy] I think his name was Barry, which reminds me of a story I heard when I out yesterday about the pringles can and the bottle of meths.
[18:40] [Samekh2] Barry Cheese, there is no such thing.
[18:40] [Delphy] Oh but there is. Haven't you ever been to that chip shop round the corner where they sell those scallops with taco sauce?
[18:41] [Samekh2] You may be eating a prussian blue or a.... when I remember it I'l come to your aid.
[18:41] [Samekh2] It must be French.
[18:41] [Delphy] Are you thinking of the dog? Becuase I had a maths class once and it was very hard.
[18:42] [Samekh2] Ah. Cam picked a back of Ceps worth 20 quid on the open market today.
[18:42] [Samekh2] There are better Fungi.
[18:42] [Delphy] There is a nice open market back in my home town. It sells nice muffins. Have you ever eaten a muffin? Please dont be mad at me.
[18:42] [Samekh2] I have eaten muffin. I'm not mad at you.
[18:43] [Samekh2] Have you ever eaten Boletus Edulis?
[18:43] [Delphy] Okay phew. Becuase I'd have to go round that tree and eat some mushrooms.
[18:44] [Samekh2] Cam picked a carrier bag full today.
[18:44] [Delphy] We have to pay for carrier bags here.
[18:44] [Samekh2] Here too.
[18:44] [Delphy] You know, fish get caught in them, and my cat once had a fun time trying to find one.
[18:44] [Delphy] Also, some people can't fight thier way out of paper bags. Did you know that?
[18:44] [Samekh2] Do you have a cat? God then I love you.
[18:45] [Delphy] I know you do. I found myself.
[18:45] [Samekh2] In a bag that a cat couln't find itself out of?
[18:46] [Samekh2] That's what us big pussycats do.
[18:46] [Delphy] I was looking on the list and thinking "My back is itchy" and then I suddenly remembered I needed to pay my electric bill, but the doorbell went and I had to answer it and it was the postman and he was telling me about this girl down the road and she has this weetabix box and there is a toad in it and it's on a washer. Did I ask you about your washer yet?
[18:46] [Samekh2] The toad?
[18:46] [Jax2] LICK THE TOAD!
[18:47] [Samekh2] What sort of toad? Do not lick it.
[18:47] [Delphy] I did not lick the toad, but I know somebody who did and he went all blue and ate some cheese.
[18:47] [Delphy] I like asparagus too.
[18:47] [Samekh2] Delphy has a neighbour with a pet toad that's all. Fuck off.
[18:48] [Samekh2] So many predators.
[18:48] [Delphy] I believe the fox eats cats too.
[18:48] [Delphy] My poor pussy.
[18:48] [Samekh2] A fox lives in a box with sox on it's cox. Isn't that the truth.
[18:49] [Delphy] I'm glad you said that. It is the truth! I firmly believe that socks have rights. Did I tell you about that time I lost my blue sock?
[18:49] [Samekh2] No.
[18:49] [Delphy] I found it in the end, in the washer. It was mixed with my black ones, but I didn't notice becuase I had dropped my glasses, and had to find a screwdriver.
[18:49] [Samekh2] I missed the blue sock incident.
[18:49] [Delphy] You should have been here.
[18:49] [Delphy] Why weren't you here?
[18:50] [Samekh2] You needed me?
[18:50] [Delphy] Do you hate me? I really should be banned, you know.
[18:50] [Samekh2] Two she.
[18:50] [Delphy] Two? That's interesting becuase the girl with the toad has a "friend". She's cute, but she looks at me like I am weird. Am I weird? Do you think so?
[18:51] [Samekh2] Delphy, if you are really pissed, you can sort of ally yourself with me and I will field your fan mail, and just be weird at weird people.
[18:52] [Delphy] I do need a personal assistant actually. Did I tell you what I did with the last one?
[18:52] [Samekh2] I don't need to know sir.
[18:53] [Delphy] I think you want to know, so I'll tell you anyway. You see, she had this letter opener and it was very sharp and when I went to pick up my mail I pricked my finger on it, which was really the last straw becuase she'd be going to lunch every day and eating cheese. Then I had to run out and get a bandaid, and that reminds me of when I fell off my bike. Do you ride a bike?
[18:53] [Samekh2] Sorry Delphy, I am a bit of a dog that can't not bite.
[18:54] [Samekh2] By instinct I dislike dogs, so I'll do it as a cat.
[18:54] [Samekh2] You'd what?
[18:54] [Delphy] So does that mean I can pet your pussy then? Please let me, I bet it's nice and soft. Don't kick me for that please
[18:55] [Samekh2] Delphy. I love you but you can be extremely lacsivious.
[18:56] [Delphy] I can't help it you know, I think it's the number two after you nick, which reminds me of those girls again.
[18:56] [Samekh2] White wine and eighties ska.
[18:56] [Delphy] Speaking of shit did I tell you when I was in a horse stall and I had to go outside and then I thought about some wine and a nice restaurant. I went to one recently, did you know that?
[18:57] [Samekh2] You have to explain this again in a minute Delphy, I am going for a tab. Come back because I am interested.
[18:57] [Delphy] I shall wait for you but please do not go for long. I miss our scintillating conversations you know.
[18:59] [Samekh2] The practicalities are, I can only find one slipper. I need a wee. There is a massive chunk of Afgani Black in the kitchen. Cameron is snoring and peaceful. I need a wee.
[19:00] [Delphy] Perhaps you should go to the bathroom then? I need to open a window it's hot in here.
[19:00] [Samekh2] You miss me you tart? I don't believe you. I'll believe me when you talk about the fairy tales you remember.
[19:01] [Delphy] I don't believe you then, but fairy tales does sound interesting. Perhaps you know of the one with the forest and the house made entirely of panties?
[19:02] [Samekh2] What do you dream of Delphy?
[19:10] [Delphy] I always wondered why that was. Perhaps some strange church holiday we don't know about? Do you go to church, you seem the type.
[19:10] [Samekh2] Do you have robotic limbs Delphy?
[19:11] [Delphy] Only some.
[19:11] [Samekh2] What type?
[19:11] [Delphy] I think it was a diesel 100,000 HP motor with a type D stack.
[19:11] [Samekh2] Fun, but I am never succcumbed by this stuff.
[19:12] [Samekh2] I prefer the cure.
[19:12] [Delphy] I do too, although lately I have been getting into vocal trance. Do you like that too?
[19:13] [Samekh2] I have no idea what vocal trance is. I like...
[19:13] [Delphy] You like me, don't you? Please dont hate me.
[19:13] [Samekh2] My dad sang in quiors.
[19:14] [Samekh2] They are truly apropes?
[19:14] [Samekh2] New word I learnt.
[19:14] [Delphy] I think so.
[19:15] [Samekh2] Yes.
[19:15] [Delphy] Do you think they should anti disestablish that mentarianism?
[19:15] [Samekh2] No, they were eitghties.
[19:16] [Samekh2] You want to ascribe those ideas to modern music?
[19:17] [Samekh2] First things first. Four year old's love ska and particularly Busta Bloodvessal.
[19:17] [Samekh2] They seem to hate Blondie for some reason.
[19:18] [Samekh2] Delphy twat are you here?
[19:18] [Samekh2] Wake up Delphy.
#138 · added 20 May 2006 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from Social
<CatRose> let's talking about something else
<CatRose> any suggestions?
<Vie> Erm...
<Vie> Cars
<Vie> Cats
<Vie> Carrots
<Vie> Cany Cother Cthings begining with C
<CatRose> Camera
<CatRose> Cartoons
<CatRose> your favorite cartoon?
<Vie> Hum
<Vie> good question, probably Futurama
<Foamy> Zoidberg: Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!
<Vie> ...
<Vie> Now theres an Image I dint need
#168 · added 4 July 2006 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<frazzmeister> be nice. im drunbk. i can ban you .........
<frazzmeister> rofl.
<frazzmeister> i suck.
<frazzmeister> oops.
<Anna> i don't
<frazzmeister> must not say im an a dick.
#188 · added 27 July 2006 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
* SilentPsycho kicks Jon into #help
<SilentPsycho> Techie-style help needed
<SilentPsycho> My knowledge about video cards is that my own is complete crap, and that's about it
<whiterider> Same here
<whiterider> Be gracious Jopn, were calling you intelligent :D
<whiterider> *Jon, even
<SilentPsycho> Anyone who knows anything about them, go to #gelp
<whiterider> *we're, as well
<whiterider> Or alternatively #help
<whiterider> But #gelp's good too :)
#181 · added 17 July 2006 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<Lethe> I'd take numenor's word for anything :)
<teknofil> yup, if Numenor said you stand on your head and spin around three times while using simpe to get something to work I would at least have to try it multiple times just to make sure I hadn't messed it up myself.
#186 · added 25 July 2006 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #trivia
[16:38] <Triviabot> 10. In 1971 ---------- gains independence from Britain.
Answer: bahrain
[16:38] <Triviabot> Here's your hint, answer space: _______
[16:38] <whiterider> America
#202 · added 31 July 2006 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #teen
Jul 31 14:37:46 * whiterider stamps on a couple of cocks
Jul 31 14:37:51 whiterider *cockroaches
Jul 31 14:37:55 whiterider Even...
#198 · added 28 July 2006 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<Oriana> we have one too, but its really my husband, a mac
<Oriana> husband's
<Oriana> lol
<missangelica> your husband is a mac!
<missangelica> no wonder he is so smart.
#225 · added 3 September 2006 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<whiterider> Frenchie credied the stressballs to me :)
<whiterider> *creditted, damn you surly!
<whiterider> -t
<curlybap> whahahah!
<curlybap> +a
* curlybap suggests a "Bad-typing" channel to teach people to type: #typeright?
<curlybap> whoops, just joined that...
<whiterider> roflmao
* curlybapn is a silly little bugger
<whiterider> You pwn the quotes db...
<curlybap> wtf, i just went to http://www.dulphster.net/irc
#251 · added 13 September 2006 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<HystericalParoxysm> He needs a good cockpunch.
<CatRose> that sounds painfull
<HystericalParoxysm> That's the idea, yes.
#321 · added 26 October 2006 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
[23:37] <Safyre420|Pets> I really should learn to make my own hoods *nods*
[23:37] <Pffle|pics> there's a penis neighborhood... but it could be done better I think..
[23:38] <Pffle|pics> the vagina shaped neighborhood wasn't bad though
[23:38] <Safyre420|Pets> I saw that I wasn't impressed
[23:38] <Star|IGW> then it's realistic
#317 · added 24 October 2006 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<missangelica|pets> Don't be hating HP. LOVE!
<HystericalParoxysm> Don't make me hit you.
#333 · added 4 November 2006 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<Lethe|meshing> hullo fp
<Lethe|meshing> have some coffee
<Lethe|meshing> !coffee flyingpigeon
<Lethe|meshing> come on foamy
<flyingpigeon> :D
<flyingpigeon> Hi Lethe!
* Lethe|meshing kicks foamy
* Foamy gives flyingpigeon a cup of coffee. :)
<Lethe|meshing> kick start :)
#411 · added 4 January 2007 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #help
<SilentPsycho> Is it the full moon or something?
<Anna> no clue
<TFS|Daaaaaahhh> I think so.
<SilentPsycho> That's the reason why.
<frazzmeister> full moon was a few days ago i thought..
--- TFS|Daaaaaahhh is now known as The_French_Sim
<SilentPsycho> Does it change between timezones?
<The_French_Sim> I doubt it. Maybe I mistook it for full moon
--> GreenStraws (GreenStraw@mts2-A88E98C0.sb.sd.cox.net) has joined #help
<SilentPsycho> Oh well, t's still around that time then.
<SilentPsycho> GreenStraws, how can we go insane helping you?:P
<GreenStraws> Er...
<GreenStraws> Where do babies come from?
<GreenStraws> ^^
<SilentPsycho> Male sims after they've been abducted
#433 · added 13 January 2007 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<GreenStraws> I feel like dancing.
* tigerlilley puts up the discoball
<Cliff> at first i was afriad
<Cliff> i was petrified
<GreenStraws> Cliff. No.
<Cliff> dunno how I'd ever live without you by my side...
* justKYLE chases evilKYLE and gets side tracked by shiny floating ball
<Cliff> oh yes GreenStraws, ooohhhh yes!
<tigerlilley> then i spent so many nights
<tigerlilley> thinking how you did me wrong
<tigerlilley> but i grew strong
<Cliff> thinking how you did me wrong
<Cliff> and I learned how to get along
<Cliff> so now youre back!
<tigerlilley> and i learned how to GET ALONG *cue drum beat*
<Cliff> from outer space!
<tigerlilley> from outer space!
<Cliff> I just walked and found ya here with that sad look upon your face!
<tigerlilley> i shoulda changed da da da da
<tigerlilley> (can't remember the words)
<Cliff> I should have changed that stupid lock, shoulkda made you leave your key
<GreenStraws> i shoulda made you give your key
<longdaysend> wow..i was really busy yesterday..i have at least 1000 files dated 01/12/2007...
<Cliff> if Id known for just one second youd be back to bother me
<GreenStraws> Wow.
<tigerlilley> SO NOW GO
<Cliff> Go on now GO
<GreenStraws> WALK OUT THE DOOR
<Cliff> walk out the door
<Cliff> just turn around now!
<justKYLE> haha
<justKYLE> this is priceless
<tigerlilley> your not welcome anymore!
<Cliff> cause youre not welcome anmore
<Cliff> Ive got all my life to live
<longdaysend> this is great..we even have the backup singers
<Cliff> Ive got all my love to Give
<tigerlilley> and i got all my love to give
<tigerlilley> i will survive!
<Cliff> i will survive
<tigerlilley> I WILL SURVIVE!
<Cliff> I WILL SURVIVE
<tigerlilley> HEY HEY
<GreenStraws> Hey hey.
<Cliff> HEY HEY HEY'
<justKYLE> i know I can picture gold sparkly jump siuts
<GreenStraws> We are all morons.
<tigerlilley> do do do do do doooo do do do doo do do dee dee ddeee dee dee do
<longdaysend> swayin side to side
<longdaysend> lol
<Cliff> indeed we are, indeed we are...
#434 · added 14 January 2007 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<GreenStraws> Well, I suppose you could be looking at a flower, right?
<longdaysend> what? i never said i wanted to de-flower anyone
<longdaysend> ..
<longdaysend> i read that wrong
<GreenStraws> ...
<GreenStraws> Right.
<Shadow_lily_829> ?
<GreenStraws> I meant the flower. You know the pink ones?
<GreenStraws> Oh shit.
<GreenStraws> THis is hopeless.
#439 · added 20 January 2007 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #create
<lollipop> duz any1 1na tlk 2 lollipop?
<HystericalParoxysm> Geez, not if you're gonna talk like that.
#496 · added 10 February 2007 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
[14:11] <KYLEartist> kniting is so hard XD
[14:11] <KYLEartist> this 90 year old on her death bed lady tried to teach me after she said i needed jesus
[14:11] <HystericalParoxysm> Jesus knits?
#501 · added 12 February 2007 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
* Greenie shoves bradybrad7 into the vat of pudding.
*** bradybrad7 has quit (Quit: Live Chat Java User)
<Cheeseisevil> He drowned...
<Greenie> Omg!
<Cheeseisevil> MURDERER!
#510 · added 16 February 2007 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
[17:18:15] * dj|darkmatterwang is now known as dj|darkmatterwank
[17:18:23] * dj|darkmatterwank is now known as dj|darkmatterwang
[17:18:29] <dj|darkmatterwang> stop cahnging my nick white
[17:18:43] <&whiterider> Dark matter wank!!!
[17:18:55] <dj|darkmatterwang> your all jealous of my dark mattery spunky goodness
[17:19:13] <&whiterider> I have no need to be jealous, I can get it whwenever I like :D
[17:19:20] * shakazulu vomits
[17:19:22] <dj|darkmatterwang> white has it on mail order
[17:19:29] <&HystericalParoxysm> The texture thing is a biiiiiiiig file but it's one time and then your game is always beautiful.
[17:19:41] <dj|darkmatterwang> the dark matter, not shaks vomit, and i lvoe how hp is calmly ignoring the whole convosation
[17:20:13] <Greenie> Gotta love HP.
[17:20:25] <dj|darkmatterwang> no i don't
[17:20:31] <dj|darkmatterwang> i don't gotta, i jsut do it out of fear
[17:21:08] * HystericalParoxysm changes topic to 'Welcome to #Oblivion, the chat for mudcrabs, mystic elves, and necrophiliac...err, necromancer... err... alchemists... to hang out and talk about where to score some skooma.'
[17:21:27] <Viromancy> if your wang is dark matter, doesn't that mean it's totally invisible, unfindable by any normal means and of interest only to theoreticians?
#840 · added 30 September 2007 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<HystericalParoxysm> So, um, should I bother getting BV, and for that matter, is ACR updated for it?
<Stormwench> ACR?
<HystericalParoxysm> Autonomous casual romance.
<HystericalParoxysm> One of the coolest hacks evar.
<Stormwench> LOL
<Lollipop_Girl> :D Heh
<SirHoco> Yeah HP, it's probably the best EP so far
<SilentLambKiller> Nahhh, Two Jeff's same-sex pregnancy is better
<HystericalParoxysm> The casual part I don't care so much about - it's the fact that my sims get up to bidness by themselves that amuses me.
<SilentLambKiller> And Risky woohoo
<HystericalParoxysm> Eh, I don't do same-sex pregnancies, even with InSIM. I don't tend to have a lot of same-sex couples actually.
<Lollipop_Girl> Ah I like risky woohoo.
<SirHoco> I don't like the same-sex pregnancy, it's not realistic
<Stormwench> dunno - the simpe fo bv has not released yet and due to site issue not many have downloaded it so some people are updating - others can't
<Lollipop_Girl> And I don't do same sex pregnancies
<HystericalParoxysm> Risky woohoo is a part of ACR...
<Stormwench> probably depends on who made it
<HystericalParoxysm> Or at least it can be.
<SilentLambKiller> I think the pregnant males look cute cute!
<HystericalParoxysm> Your sims decide, based on aspiration, relationship, age, and existing children whether they want to try for baby or just woohoo... but you can set it so woohoo is still risky.
<SirHoco> Once I see a pregnant man in real life, then I will consider the same-sex pregnancy
<SilentLambKiller> Heheh
<Lollipop_Girl> I do use the alien impregnation but no male-male pregnancy
<Stormwench> I have met plenty that act pregnant - does that count?
<SirHoco> I don't do alien impregnation either
<SirHoco> No, Stormy :P
<SilentLambKiller> Be slow with me people, I've only just downloaded Insimiator for the first time a couple of days ago. I'm slow, especially where complex hacks are involved.
<SirHoco> I've only had insim for like an hour and then took it out
<SirHoco> It bores me
<Jessica> ok i have a totally unrelated and semi-important question for you guys since i cant make up my mind
* SilentLambKiller introduces SirHoco to Sea horses.
<HystericalParoxysm> I luuurve InSIM.
<HystericalParoxysm> Wouldn't play without it.
<Lollipop_Girl> Aww I love insim
<Lollipop_Girl> Me neither
<SirHoco> Male sea horses don't get pregnant either
<HystericalParoxysm> It's saved my ass so many times.
<SilentLambKiller> Male sea horses are the ones that give birth
<SirHoco> Not exactly
<SirHoco> They just carry the thingies
<HystericalParoxysm> It's more like an aquatic marsupial.
<HystericalParoxysm> Than an actual pregnancy thing.
<SilentLambKiller> The female lays the eggs in the male, his sperm stays inside him.
<Jessica> nm lol
<SirHoco> Hm, that's true I guess
<SirHoco> But I'm talking about humans
<HystericalParoxysm> Eh, you still gotta knock up a chick to get pregnant. :P
<SilentLambKiller> :P
<HystericalParoxysm> Otherwise it don't count.
<SilentLambKiller> Does fictional count?
<SilentLambKiller> :P
--- SirHoco is now known as ChocolateCake
<ChocolateCake> Wow, I thought we were talking about being realistic here
<SilentLambKiller> Wait...Does female/female count?
<HystericalParoxysm> Anyway. ACR rules and I should go see if it has a BV version.
<SilentLambKiller> :P
<ChocolateCake> No, females can't do it either
<SilentLambKiller> There's a type of lizard which a female can impregnate another.
<ChocolateCake> HUMANS
<SilentLambKiller> Can't remember the name right now, but there is one.
<SilentLambKiller> :P
<SilentLambKiller> Humans = animals
<Targ> Or the african frogs which can change sex if theres too few of one, made famous by jurassic park
<ChocolateCake> But humans =/= lizards
<SilentLambKiller> There was also the case in which scientist managed to make a rat egg cell think another egg cell was a sperm cell, making it theorectical that in the future this will be available to human lesbians
<Stormwench> or some worms that have both sexes in one body although they cannot mate with themselves
<ChocolateCake> Aw, ACR isn't BV compatible
<HystericalParoxysm> I'll wait then.
<Stormwench> they slide next to each other tail to head so the right organs meet
<ChocolateCake> Ew.
<HystericalParoxysm> Brine shrimp can self-impregnate.
<Stormwench> both come away as mothers and fathers to the other worms babies
* TFS has a headache due to his cold :(
<SilentLambKiller> Do you think we're creeping people out by our knowledge of obscure animal repoduction?
<HystericalParoxysm> Wanna play lions? ^-^
#797 · added 31 August 2007 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
[23:07] <JK11> Bubo's screenshot has a Windows folder with "pr0nz" as the name
[23:08] <Bubo> ?
[23:08] <Bubo> no it doesnt!
[23:08] <JK11> Yes it does
[23:08] <Jessica> did you have to go look at it again bubo? lol
[23:09] <Bubo> yes....
[23:09] <Jessica> lmao
[23:09] <Bubo> where?
[23:09] <JK11> can't you see it?
[23:09] <Bubo> no
[23:09] <JK11> Bah
[23:09] <JK11> you are blinds then
[23:09] <Jessica> bubo....your answer should be "i dont have a folder called pr0nz" or something like that
[23:10] <Jessica> not..."i dont see it"
[23:10] <Bubo> are we loooking at the same pic
#765 · added 8 August 2007 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<QueenTitulaOfBoobulon> I'm watching something called Shark Rebellion.
<QueenTitulaOfBoobulon> They don't seem to be rebelling yet. Just biting people.
<Cazzy-Tchan> ...is the biting not the rebelling? :s
<QueenTitulaOfBoobulon> Well, no, that's just being a shark.
<QueenTitulaOfBoobulon> If they suddenly started making tofu salads and wearing flipflops, that would be rebelling.
#730 · added 29 July 2007 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<SirEmo> i dont want to be in a relationship anymore
<SirEmo> its a waste of energy
<SirEmo> and time
<SirEmo> and money
<Greenie> For porn.