#1386 · added 8 September 2009 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
[17:37] * The_French_Sim is now known as DarkwingFrenchie
[17:50] <HystericalParoxysm> GODDAMMIT FRENCHIE
[17:50] <DarkwingFrenchie> ?
[17:50] <HystericalParoxysm> NOW I HAVE THAT THEME SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD
[17:51] <DarkwingFrenchie> I AM THE TWAT THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT
#1425 · added 19 October 2009 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<The_French_Sim> I woke up with a giant WTF moment
<Lethe> that's called morning wood sweetie
#1403 · added 28 September 2009 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<frazzmeister> pfft, half your weight is surely just pure sexiness. the scale has a boner!
#1419 · added 11 October 2009 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<Lethe> actually, do you have two exes?
<Lethe> if you're on xp you need to try the other one
<renske> more than that i'm afraid.
<Lethe> .exes sweetie
<renske> OH.
* renske headdesks.
#1426 · added 21 October 2009 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #Create
<PhenominalOne> hey how is Delphy like
<Rye> XD
<daluved1> idk
<PhenominalOne> Delphy seems very funny
<daluved1> I heard he once killed a man
<PhenominalOne> lmao
<daluved1> with his bare hands!
<PhenominalOne> not lmao
<Rye> :O GASP!
<daluved1> And a hard drive
<PhenominalOne> not the hard drive!
<daluved1> Ooooh yes
<PhenominalOne> !cookie
* Pillze passes PhenominalOne a cookie :)
<PhenominalOne> ty
<PhenominalOne> !hard drive
<Qbuilderz> Dude, I SAW him kill that guy. It was intense
<daluved1> wasn't it!
<PhenominalOne> ow
<PhenominalOne> !water
<daluved1> Then he used the mouse as some sort of nunchuck thing
<Rye> would anyone here download LOZ paintings/posters for TS3? :p
<PhenominalOne> it serves coffe but not water
<daluved1> What's a LOZ?
<Rye> ...
* Rye stares at dal
<Qbuilderz> OMG! I remember that! He was like *Woosh! Woosh! SLAM FWAP!*
* daluved1 stares at Ri
<daluved1> I felt kinda bad for the poor guy
<Qbuilderz> I heard, that his motive was some guy kept on saying his name...o.o
<daluved1> I mean he was clearly dead...but he just kept going
#1437 · added 29 October 2009 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
14:42 < Corrie> Make him do everything around the house...
14:42 < Corrie> keep him busy
14:42 <&HystericalParoxysm> ... yeah I think I'll let him learn to walk first, Corrie
14:42 < renske> hahah
14:42 < elpemmy> Good plan, HP.
14:42 < Corrie> I mean, when he's older
14:43 <&HystericalParoxysm> But after that, yes, manual labor.
14:43 < Corrie> teenager-age
14:43 <&HystericalParoxysm> Oh, well, yes, of course.
14:43 <&HystericalParoxysm> "GO MOW THE LAWN!" "We don't have a lawn..." "GO MOW THE PAVEMENT!"
14:43 < Sparkle> How could you mow the pavement?
14:43 < Chii> I might know.
14:43 < Corrie> How then chii?
14:43 < Database> Do tell, Chii
14:43 < Corrie> tell us!
14:43 < Chii> teamwork
14:43 < Database> ...
14:43 < Corrie> Oh... well that explains EVERYTHING
14:43 < Database> Chii speaks the truth!
14:44 <&Angel> Sparkle, just let the weeds grow.
14:44 < elpemmy> ...I love you Chii.
14:44 < Chii> gosh o_O
#1436 · added 27 October 2009 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #supersecretstaffchannel
[22:57] <Canoodle> Oh, they parade around like they have big dicks. I don't have a dick and mine is larger than theirs. :p
[22:58] <HystericalParoxysm> If I was a dude, I would have a -massive- dick. And it would lean ever so slightly to the left.
[22:58] * HystericalParoxysm has thought about this long and hard.
[22:58] <Canoodle> Amen! To the left huh? LMAO?
[22:59] <fanseelamb> Long and hard. *snickers*
[22:59] <Canoodle> I just leaned to the left. It was a gut reaction. Why did I do that?
#1526 · added 7 March 2010 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<Loaf> hrm. need to work out what to do for dinner.
* SilentPsycho gives Loaf some of her roast beef
<Loaf> oooh.... god, that would be good right now
<SilentPsycho> With roast potatoes, Yorkshire puds, and gravy. :P
<Loaf> stop that :P
<Loaf> i think i have sweet potatoes to use up :/
<HugeLunatic> my husband put a roast in the crockpot
<Loaf> stop talking about lovely food =[
<Cookiemonster> We're having sweet & sour chicken
* SilentPsycho waves a bar of chocolate under Loaf's nose.
* Database drops http://dailyfoodporn.com into the chat. :3
* Djones just had fish and chips
<SilentPsycho> Oh...oh, oh, oh!
<SilentPsycho> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/java-buttercream-filled-double-chocolate-chip-macadamia-nut-cookie-sandwiches/
* Cookiemonster grabs them out of the picture and noms them
<SilentPsycho> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/hearty-lamb-bolognese-lasagna-with-gooey-mozzarella-creamy-ricotta-and-marinara/
<HugeLunatic> oh ... that looks amazing
<Database> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/date-and-cream-cheese-ice-cream-pine-nut-and-date-blondies-and-balsamic-reduction/
<HugeLunatic> oh ... sigh
<Cookiemonster> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/creamy-peanut-butter-cheesecake-with-rich-ganache/ <I think I just died a little inside
<SilentPsycho> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/creamy-peanut-butter-cheesecake-with-rich-ganache/
<HugeLunatic> I love ganache ...
<Loaf> STOP LINKING FOOD PORN TO THE HUNGRY PERSON WHO CAN'T USE THE KITCHEN BECAUSE HOUSEMATES ARE BEING DUCKS
<Loaf> >=[
* Database giggles.
<SilentPsycho> Ducks?
* SilentPsycho giggles.
<Loaf> ...dicks. bah.
#1552 · added 26 April 2010 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #treehouse
<elpemmy> We were told at the beginning of the year "Your hair stays the colour it is right now for the WHOLE YEAR" so many people have died it's ridiculous.
#1615 · added 20 July 2010 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
[18:11] * Frenchie wiggles around. 12 minutes.
[18:12] <elpemmy> 12 minutes til what?
[18:12] <&HystericalParoxysm> Judging by the wiggling, till someone gets out of the bathroom so he can pee
[18:13] <Frenchie> Till I can hopefully kill a bunch of aliens
[18:13] <&HystericalParoxysm> By peeing on them?
[18:14] <Frenchie> HP: Jarate on aliens? The idea has potential...
[18:16] <&HystericalParoxysm> Wait wait.
[18:16] <&HystericalParoxysm> THAT'S what jarate means?!
[18:16] <&HystericalParoxysm> EWW
[18:17] <elpemmy> you didn't know, HP?
[18:17] <&whiterider> What did you *think* was in the jar?
[18:17] <&HystericalParoxysm> I HAD NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANT I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE DORKY KARATE OMG
[18:17] <Frenchie> HystericalParoxysm, http://www.tf2.com/sniper_vs_spy/images/07_comic_large.jpg
[18:17] <Frenchie> READ
[18:17] <&HystericalParoxysm> YOU'VE BEEN THROWING PEE AT PEOPLE THIS WHOLE TIME WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
[18:18] <Frenchie> It's not pee throwing. It's a very refined Australian martial art.
[18:18] <&Lethe> it's pee, french
[18:18] <&Lethe> let's be honest here
[18:18] <&Lethe> i'm mostly amused at hp not knowing about it
[18:18] <Frenchie> So am I :p
[18:18] <&HystericalParoxysm> YOU CLEARLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU JUST USED "AUSTRALIAN" AND "REFINED" TOGETHER IN THE SAME SENTENCE
[18:18] <Frenchie> When we've been talking about Jarate for ages
[18:18] <Frenchie> Like, more than a year
[18:19] <&HystericalParoxysm> NOBODY SENT ME THE MEMO GOING "OH YEAH GUYZ JARATE MEANS JARS OF PEE THROWN AT YOU"
[18:19] * Frenchie patpats HystericalParoxysm :3
[18:19] <&HystericalParoxysm> WHY DIDN'T I GET THE GODDAMNED MEMO??
[18:19] * Frenchie also offers her a sandvich
[18:19] <&HystericalParoxysm> I DO NOT WANT YOUR SANDVICH IT IS PROBABLY MADE OF ASSHAIR
#1621 · added 11 August 2010 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<emino|cougartown_> YAY!
<emino|cougartown_> FASTING TIME OVER
<emino|cougartown_> hmm
<emino|cougartown_> food or porn first
<emino|cougartown_> ?
* Lethe|workworkwork blinks
<emino|cougartown_> food
<whiterider> And Emi gets completely into the spirit of ramadan and purity, like a pro
#1690 · added 14 March 2011 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<darkwytche> I'm giving up being hetero!
<whiterider> ...you've never been hetero
<darkwytche> So lent is easy for me this year!
#1662 · added 16 November 2010 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<porkypine> What are people working on? I FINALLY got my game fixed! Mainly by getting a 2 terabyte drive and completely rebuilding my OS. :0)
<HystericalParoxysm> I've mostly been squashing stupid sparkly shit in TS3.
<porkypine> You no like sparklies? lol
<HystericalParoxysm> I don't like stupid flashy game effects that really give me no additional information.
<HystericalParoxysm> Like the random puff of sparkles when you do any social interaction.
<porkypine> Wouldn't it be funny if sparklies effectgs affected us in real life? lol
* Sparklycookie has joined #social
<Sparklycookie> Oh god
#1703 · added 18 April 2011 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #create
<DaveyDaVinci> Oh, no. Guys...I think I might be straight now
<DaveyDaVinci> There was a sexy scene in TB between Tara and Eggs
<DaveyDaVinci> And I thought it was Eggs' butt I saw
<DaveyDaVinci> And I liked it
<DaveyDaVinci> But I think it was Tara's
<DaveyDaVinci> Mind you, she is kinda built like a man
<DaveyDaVinci> Lol
<DaveyDaVinci> Oh, wait
<DaveyDaVinci> No
<DaveyDaVinci> It was Egg's
<DaveyDaVinci> Yay :D
<astillac> 0__o
<DaveyDaVinci> Crisis averted
#1704 · added 9 May 2011 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<adrisole> Loafjones babbies. Would the members of #create be godparents?
<adrisole> social, even
<adrisole> blah
<adrisole> although, you would have to start in social...and then move to, um, create.
<Loaf> #procreate
#1746 · added 21 November 2011 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<frazzmeister> The sterotypically gayest man I know is straight, he does everything except the whole being attracted to men thing,.. afaik.
<emino|m11x> frazzy, stop talking about me like that :(
<frazzmeister> oh emi, you know I'd never describe you as a man.
<emino|m11x> :D
#1753 · added 11 December 2011 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<Ren> are you drunk, sheldrajke?
<Ren> drjunk?
<Ren> AW MAN
<whiterider> I can't tell if the AW MAN is because you spelled "drunk" right the first time, or because you noticed that he left half an hour ago
<Ren> white: the latter.
<Ren> i should go help J get the pc up and running
<Ren> and by help i mean stand behind him drinking wine and critisizing everything he does
<Ren> i probably did not slepp that right
<Ren> *spell
<Ren> o_0 it's get-off-the-internet-o-clock
<Ren> nini people
<Loaf> night Ren =]
<Ren> i can still spell things though, look. 'colloquialism'
* Ren has quit (Quit: Ik ga weg)
<whiterider> That's... actually quite impressive
#1755 · added 18 December 2011 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<Lethe> holy hell there's brynjolf slash
* FrazzMEISTER is now known as frazzmeister
* Elexis (Elexis@fd-CEC33479.static.zebra.lt) has joined #social
<Lethe> and it's half an hour later
<Lethe> damnit
<Lethe> that will be an interesting convo with my boss tomorrow
<Lethe> "yes, i was working on the presentation, but then i got distracted by slash involving a side character in a game'
<frazzmeister> Distract with a kitten?
<Lethe> emergency kitten!
<Lethe> always carry one with you
<frazzmeister> yes.
<frazzmeister> "you're under arrest, you have the right to remainOMGKITTEN"
<Lethe> indeed
#1845 · added 9 March 2014 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #create
<King_Deadly> I have the whole HP movie series
<HystericalParoxysm> I thought I told my ex to delete that...
#53 · added 17 March 2006 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #insim
[01:25am] <Kelly> You just keep working your tongue out and getting it wet and it loosens up.
[01:25am] <Sesmo> LMAO
[01:25am] <Kelly> ....
[01:25am] <Kelly> shut up.
#133 · added 18 May 2006 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<Delphy> I CHALLNEGE YOU TO A GAME OF AIR HOCKEY
<en7en> YES!
<en7en> A DUEL!
<en7en> A DUEL!
* Delphy decapitates en7en with a spork
* Delphy WINS
#72 · added 18 March 2006 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
[11:31pm] <Kelly> Touche, mum.
[11:31pm] <kathy> no it's touch me
#113 · added 15 April 2006 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
[02:51am] <HystericalParoxysm> Yeah... where a cat will fall off the couch and look horribly embarassed and try to look like they meant to do that, a ferret will throw themselves off the couch, bounce off the coffee table, and fall to the floor giggling and bouncing around like mad.
#131 · added 8 May 2006 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<jixogasbi> do you know how to put objects in diagonal in sims 2???
<SilentPsycho> Look in the help forums
<SilentPsycho> Not here.
<Oriana> Help forums, yup
<SilentPsycho> We are not the drones you are looking for.
<SilentPsycho> Bugger, I meant to say droids.
<Oriana> drones work
#93 · added 30 March 2006 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
[12:15am] <HystericalParoxysm> Man, is there a convention in town or something?
[12:15am] <Bink13y> yah the society of the brain minimalists