MTS2 Quotes Database

[14:11] <KYLEartist> kniting is so hard XD
[14:11] <KYLEartist> this 90 year old on her death bed lady tried to teach me after she said i needed jesus
[14:11] <HystericalParoxysm> Jesus knits?

[17:18:15] * dj|darkmatterwang is now known as dj|darkmatterwank
[17:18:23] * dj|darkmatterwank is now known as dj|darkmatterwang
[17:18:29] <dj|darkmatterwang> stop cahnging my nick white
[17:18:43] <&whiterider> Dark matter wank!!!
[17:18:55] <dj|darkmatterwang> your all jealous of my dark mattery spunky goodness
[17:19:13] <&whiterider> I have no need to be jealous, I can get it whwenever I like :D
[17:19:20] * shakazulu vomits
[17:19:22] <dj|darkmatterwang> white has it on mail order
[17:19:29] <&HystericalParoxysm> The texture thing is a biiiiiiiig file but it's one time and then your game is always beautiful.
[17:19:41] <dj|darkmatterwang> the dark matter, not shaks vomit, and i lvoe how hp is calmly ignoring the whole convosation
[17:20:13] <Greenie> Gotta love HP.
[17:20:25] <dj|darkmatterwang> no i don't
[17:20:31] <dj|darkmatterwang> i don't gotta, i jsut do it out of fear
[17:21:08] * HystericalParoxysm changes topic to 'Welcome to #Oblivion, the chat for mudcrabs, mystic elves, and necrophiliac...err, necromancer... err... alchemists... to hang out and talk about where to score some skooma.'
[17:21:27] <Viromancy> if your wang is dark matter, doesn't that mean it's totally invisible, unfindable by any normal means and of interest only to theoreticians?

<Bubo> i can speak enlish

<frazzmeister> quack
<piglet> Buck
<SilentPsycho> Meow
<Greenie|Insane> Ribbit.
<SilentPsycho> Growl
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[18:12] <DanTycoon> Thanks for filling us in
[18:12] <Pandrunk> well id be able to do it alot quicker if you would stay in the ditch as i dump sand on you

<HystericalParoxysm> So, um, should I bother getting BV, and for that matter, is ACR updated for it?
<Stormwench> ACR?
<HystericalParoxysm> Autonomous casual romance.
<HystericalParoxysm> One of the coolest hacks evar.
<Stormwench> LOL
<Lollipop_Girl> :D Heh
<SirHoco> Yeah HP, it's probably the best EP so far
<SilentLambKiller> Nahhh, Two Jeff's same-sex pregnancy is better
<HystericalParoxysm> The casual part I don't care so much about - it's the fact that my sims get up to bidness by themselves that amuses me.
<SilentLambKiller> And Risky woohoo
<HystericalParoxysm> Eh, I don't do same-sex pregnancies, even with InSIM. I don't tend to have a lot of same-sex couples actually.
<Lollipop_Girl> Ah I like risky woohoo.
<SirHoco> I don't like the same-sex pregnancy, it's not realistic
<Stormwench> dunno - the simpe fo bv has not released yet and due to site issue not many have downloaded it so some people are updating - others can't
<Lollipop_Girl> And I don't do same sex pregnancies
<HystericalParoxysm> Risky woohoo is a part of ACR...
<Stormwench> probably depends on who made it
<HystericalParoxysm> Or at least it can be.
<SilentLambKiller> I think the pregnant males look cute cute!
<HystericalParoxysm> Your sims decide, based on aspiration, relationship, age, and existing children whether they want to try for baby or just woohoo... but you can set it so woohoo is still risky.
<SirHoco> Once I see a pregnant man in real life, then I will consider the same-sex pregnancy
<SilentLambKiller> Heheh
<Lollipop_Girl> I do use the alien impregnation but no male-male pregnancy
<Stormwench> I have met plenty that act pregnant - does that count?
<SirHoco> I don't do alien impregnation either
<SirHoco> No, Stormy :P
<SilentLambKiller> Be slow with me people, I've only just downloaded Insimiator for the first time a couple of days ago. I'm slow, especially where complex hacks are involved.
<SirHoco> I've only had insim for like an hour and then took it out
<SirHoco> It bores me
<Jessica> ok i have a totally unrelated and semi-important question for you guys since i cant make up my mind
* SilentLambKiller introduces SirHoco to Sea horses.
<HystericalParoxysm> I luuurve InSIM.
<HystericalParoxysm> Wouldn't play without it.
<Lollipop_Girl> Aww I love insim
<Lollipop_Girl> Me neither
<SirHoco> Male sea horses don't get pregnant either
<HystericalParoxysm> It's saved my ass so many times.
<SilentLambKiller> Male sea horses are the ones that give birth
<SirHoco> Not exactly
<SirHoco> They just carry the thingies
<HystericalParoxysm> It's more like an aquatic marsupial.
<HystericalParoxysm> Than an actual pregnancy thing.
<SilentLambKiller> The female lays the eggs in the male, his sperm stays inside him.
<Jessica> nm lol
<SirHoco> Hm, that's true I guess
<SirHoco> But I'm talking about humans
<HystericalParoxysm> Eh, you still gotta knock up a chick to get pregnant. :P
<SilentLambKiller> :P
<HystericalParoxysm> Otherwise it don't count.
<SilentLambKiller> Does fictional count?
<SilentLambKiller> :P
--- SirHoco is now known as ChocolateCake
<ChocolateCake> Wow, I thought we were talking about being realistic here
<SilentLambKiller> Wait...Does female/female count?
<HystericalParoxysm> Anyway. ACR rules and I should go see if it has a BV version.
<SilentLambKiller> :P
<ChocolateCake> No, females can't do it either
<SilentLambKiller> There's a type of lizard which a female can impregnate another.
<ChocolateCake> HUMANS
<SilentLambKiller> Can't remember the name right now, but there is one.
<SilentLambKiller> :P
<SilentLambKiller> Humans = animals
<Targ> Or the african frogs which can change sex if theres too few of one, made famous by jurassic park
<ChocolateCake> But humans =/= lizards
<SilentLambKiller> There was also the case in which scientist managed to make a rat egg cell think another egg cell was a sperm cell, making it theorectical that in the future this will be available to human lesbians
<Stormwench> or some worms that have both sexes in one body although they cannot mate with themselves
<ChocolateCake> Aw, ACR isn't BV compatible
<HystericalParoxysm> I'll wait then.
<Stormwench> they slide next to each other tail to head so the right organs meet
<ChocolateCake> Ew.
<HystericalParoxysm> Brine shrimp can self-impregnate.
<Stormwench> both come away as mothers and fathers to the other worms babies
* TFS has a headache due to his cold :(
<SilentLambKiller> Do you think we're creeping people out by our knowledge of obscure animal repoduction?
<HystericalParoxysm> Wanna play lions? ^-^

<whiterider> Would it be a bad idea for me to steal and drink copiuos amounts of alcohol 9 hours before I have to leave for college?
<whiterider> Wait
<whiterider> 12-1 != 9
<Database> 12-1 = 11. :P
<Greenie> Good job White.
<deadguy> are you *sure* you're not already drunk?
<Greenie> Im proud of you.
<Database> White fails Year 1 maths. :p

[13:36] <Stormy> see I am old enough to be your mother!
[13:36] <ChocolateCake> Mom!? =o
[13:36] <Stormy> Winston!
[13:36] <ChocolateCake> OMG!

* Greenie|CanSpellTongue coughs up the fuzz stuck in her mouth.
* frazzmeister read fuzz as frazz.
* Greenie|CanSpellTongue would wonder what the hell was going on if Frazz was stuck in her mouth...

[23:07] <JK11> Bubo's screenshot has a Windows folder with "pr0nz" as the name
[23:08] <Bubo> ?
[23:08] <Bubo> no it doesnt!
[23:08] <JK11> Yes it does
[23:08] <Jessica> did you have to go look at it again bubo? lol
[23:09] <Bubo> yes....
[23:09] <Jessica> lmao
[23:09] <Bubo> where?
[23:09] <JK11> can't you see it?
[23:09] <Bubo> no
[23:09] <JK11> Bah
[23:09] <JK11> you are blinds then
[23:09] <Jessica> bubo....your answer should be "i dont have a folder called pr0nz" or something like that
[23:10] <Jessica> not..."i dont see it"
[23:10] <Bubo> are we loooking at the same pic

<QueenTitulaOfBoobulon> I'm watching something called Shark Rebellion.
<QueenTitulaOfBoobulon> They don't seem to be rebelling yet. Just biting people.
<Cazzy-Tchan> ...is the biting not the rebelling? :s
<QueenTitulaOfBoobulon> Well, no, that's just being a shark.
<QueenTitulaOfBoobulon> If they suddenly started making tofu salads and wearing flipflops, that would be rebelling.

<SirTeatime> whitey, i dint speak english as first language, unlike you :p
<Greenie> **didnt
<SirTeatime> and that is directed to JB and greenie too
<white|breakfast> Who said english was my first language?
<SirTeatime> me?
<JohnBrehaut1> Crying was my first :P
<JohnBrehaut1> As many babies do.
<SirTeatime> crying is not a recognised language
<white|breakfast> Yes it is
<Greenie> You have obviously not been around children much.
<JohnBrehaut1> see.....
<white|breakfast> Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh clearly means I WANT xxxxxx NOW!!!
<Greenie> Its totally a language.
<white|breakfast> Whereas *hiccup* *sob* means I'm tired ;_;
<SirTeatime> ...
<JohnBrehaut1> or WUAWUAWAAAAAAAAA! means I did xxxx!
<Greenie> And more of a WYAAAHHHHHHH means ow that fucking hurt.
<white|breakfast> pwned, Emi

<SirEmo> i dont want to be in a relationship anymore
<SirEmo> its a waste of energy
<SirEmo> and time
<SirEmo> and money
<Greenie> For porn.

<Jessica> you dont even miss me when im gone!
* Jessica pouts
<BeneLeftNouk> ye sI do
<Jessica> wb SP
<BeneLeftNouk> I leave you special messages
<BeneLeftNouk> like: are you awake?
<BeneLeftNouk> and: are you here?
<BeneLeftNouk> and: w00t!
<SilentPsycho> and: are you sane?
<BeneLeftNouk> and: I ated the cookie
<SilentPsycho> and: are you naked?
<BeneLeftNouk> and: marry meh
<BeneLeftNouk> and: I cheated on you with ChocolateCake srry thx
<SilentPsycho> and: do you want to know I'm naked?
<ChocolateCake> Noukeh! D:
<HP|Gin> You cheated on me with Jessica and cheated on Jessica with ChocolateCake?!
* HP|Gin sobs.
* HP|Gin is heartbroken.
<BeneLeftNouk> omg she's here
<BeneLeftNouk> now i'm screwed
<SilentPsycho> HP's had a little too much gin..

<DanTycoon> there's no alaskan time zone
<ChocolateCake> They have no time?

<HystericalParoxysm> A symptom of my dorkitude. You would like to rearrange your room. Do you A) begin moving stuff into place and see how it works? B) Measure things, think about it carefully, and then move things to where you want them or C) Measure the entire room carefully making detailed notes, then create a to-scale 3D model in 3DS Max?
<Lethe> c is incredibly contrived, and probably what you do, yes?
<HystericalParoxysm> You betcha.
<yasmine> wow you guys talk like really clever :o
<yasmine> and im here sounding like a little kid
<EliteSIM> Yeah :O
<EliteSIM> :P
<yasmine> agree then why dont you :n
<Delphy> Okay lets agree with her that she sounds like a little kid.
<Delphy> :)
<Lethe> aye
<EliteSIM> Yes
<HystericalParoxysm> Yeppers
<yasmine> :o

<jhd1189> Aychpee is the dirty yang to my wholesome yin
<jhd1189> I let you be yang, because it rhymes with wang.

[06:09] <The_French_Sim> Cupid grunts
[06:09] <Longdaysend> funky cunts
[06:09] <Longdaysend> (it was too perfect)
<elpemmy> stupid munts
<The_French_Sim> Lucid mints
<frazzmeister> rapid shunts
<The_French_Sim> Rabid guts
<Longdaysend> vapid cuts
<frazzmeister> sapped mutts
<Longdaysend> zapped nuts
<frazzmeister> (ouch..)
<The_French_Sim> crapped butts
<The_French_Sim> ( D: )
<elpemmy> YOU STOLE MY CRAPPED!

<SirEmino> omg
<SirEmino> you can have sex with unicorns in second life :P
<SirEmino> that is... beyond sick.
<X_x> male or female ones?

<longdaysend> the last thing i need is another qoute involving me and a sexual connotation

[03:53] <Cazzy> what's fable, lethemonster?
[03:53] <frazzmeister> game
[03:53] <Cazzy> i gathered that :P
[03:53] <frazzmeister> well its...fable
[03:54] <&Lethe> issa game
[03:54] <frazzmeister> see.
[03:54] <Cazzy> but where do you get it? i'd never heard of it before
[03:54] <djones> shops
[03:54] <Cazzy> what do you do with it?
[03:54] <frazzmeister> highly scientific explanations here.
[03:54] <frazzmeister> play it
[03:54] <&Lethe> you play it, sweety

<longdaysekitteh> kinda glad i never made it into the QBD..thankfull i rarely say anything witty enough to end up there
<longdaysekitteh> LDE stupidity FTW!

<longdaysekitteh> i see how it is..i offer lickies and what do i get? the brush off well fine see if i ever lick another ungreatfull twats again
<longdaysekitteh> ...may i please rephrase that?
<frazzkitteh> no.
<LolliKitteh> Yeah that came out perfect ;)

<ABCRic> lol anyway.
<ABCRic> do you prefer rofl?
<ABCRic> lol, rofl, lmao
<ABCRic> roflmao
<frazzkitteh> laughing your fingers off would be appreciated.

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<BlueSpurt> Hi
<FurryPanda> hi
<BlueSpurt> :)
<BlueSpurt> Do u have The Sims 2?
<TipsyPsycho> Sims 2? What's that?
<BlueSpurt> xD
<FurryPanda> whats the sims 2?
<BlueSpurt> O.O
<BlueSpurt> A game...
<BlueSpurt> you don't know it
<BlueSpurt> yet you're on the forums?
<FurryPanda> never heard of it
<TipsyPsycho> Nope, I don't like video games
<BlueSpurt> What the hell.
<FurryPanda> what forum?
<BlueSpurt> The Sims 2 forums.
<TipsyPsycho> Forums? I come here for the cybering and boobies.
<FurryPanda> ive never posted there in my life
<BlueSpurt> This chatbox is hosted there, isn't it.
* FurryPanda hands psycho a cyber apple
<TipsyPsycho> Nope. Are you sure you're in the right chat room?
<BlueSpurt> Not sure. :S
<FurryPanda> yeah, its pretty easy to get confused
<BlueSpurt> I went on The Sims 2 website, clicked "Chat" and now I'm here.
<TipsyPsycho> This is Fluffy Demons
<FurryPanda> yep
<BlueSpurt> What's that? :P
<FurryPanda> discussion is purely on the subject of fluffy demons, and when we have permission, /scaly/ demons
<TipsyPsycho> It's a site dedicated to Yiffing
<TipsyPsycho> And Furry fanfiction
<BlueSpurt> Riight. ¬.¬
<FurryPanda> oh my goodness, yes
<TipsyPsycho> And drawings. :)
<BlueSpurt> Well, peace out. xD
<TipsyPsycho> You too. :)
<BlueSpurt> =]
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<TipsyPsycho> MWHAHAHAHAH!
<FurryPanda> LOLZERZ!
<FurryPanda> we are evil