MTS2 Quotes Database

<PhenominalOne> hey how is Delphy like
<Rye> XD
<daluved1> idk
<PhenominalOne> Delphy seems very funny
<daluved1> I heard he once killed a man
<PhenominalOne> lmao
<daluved1> with his bare hands!
<PhenominalOne> not lmao
<Rye> :O GASP!
<daluved1> And a hard drive
<PhenominalOne> not the hard drive!
<daluved1> Ooooh yes
<PhenominalOne> !cookie
* Pillze passes PhenominalOne a cookie :)
<PhenominalOne> ty
<PhenominalOne> !hard drive
<Qbuilderz> Dude, I SAW him kill that guy. It was intense
<daluved1> wasn't it!
<PhenominalOne> ow
<PhenominalOne> !water
<daluved1> Then he used the mouse as some sort of nunchuck thing
<Rye> would anyone here download LOZ paintings/posters for TS3? :p
<PhenominalOne> it serves coffe but not water
<daluved1> What's a LOZ?
<Rye> ...
* Rye stares at dal
<Qbuilderz> OMG! I remember that! He was like *Woosh! Woosh! SLAM FWAP!*
* daluved1 stares at Ri
<daluved1> I felt kinda bad for the poor guy
<Qbuilderz> I heard, that his motive was some guy kept on saying his name...o.o
<daluved1> I mean he was clearly dead...but he just kept going

[22:57] <Canoodle> Oh, they parade around like they have big dicks. I don't have a dick and mine is larger than theirs. :p
[22:58] <HystericalParoxysm> If I was a dude, I would have a -massive- dick. And it would lean ever so slightly to the left.
[22:58] * HystericalParoxysm has thought about this long and hard.
[22:58] <Canoodle> Amen! To the left huh? LMAO?
[22:59] <fanseelamb> Long and hard. *snickers*
[22:59] <Canoodle> I just leaned to the left. It was a gut reaction. Why did I do that?

<Database> We should invent asocial drinking game.
<Database> Every time someone mentions tits, drink.
<Database> Every time Chii says something random and dirty, drink.
<SickPsycho> Everytime Chii speaks, drink. It will make sense after the shot
<Chii> lordy
* SickPsycho drinks
<HystericalParoxysm> Every time Chii says something that is absolutely -perfect- for the conversation, take two drinks.
<Database> every time one of the #social pairings appears, drink.
<HystericalParoxysm> Every time someone asks for help and then gets pissy, take a drink.
<SickPsycho> Everytime Emi cam-whores, drink
<Delphy> We'd be drunk after 4 mins Psy
<Database> Every time Emino says something creepy, drink
<HystericalParoxysm> 'brief hellos chaps', drink
<Database> Every time someone mentions knitting, half a drink.
<Sparkle> Everytime a n00b comes in and insults someone, take a long long drink
<renske> oh and do you also have to drink when my enter button thwarts my attempts at building a correct sentence?
<Database> YES.
<Database> Every time I post a password in chat...
<Database> two drinks.
<Tigerlilley> Boobs - nominate a drink
<Zicon> This isn't a drinking game anymore, it's a recipe for alcohol poisoning.
<Sparkle> God, everyone will be completely pissed
<SickPsycho> Drink whenever frazy and rum end up in the same sentance
<Database> Every time someone has gay sex, drink.
<HystericalParoxysm> Do you want to -kill- everyone, Data?
<darkwytche> Lol then everyone needs 3 drinks tonight from me!
<renske> you had gay sex 3 times this evening? and afterwards you thought 'ah well let's log in to #social'???
<darkwytche> Oh.
<darkwytche> No I had snacks first...

<Georgie> ur strange(in a good way) but you do have a verry crazy life. you have a female father, you have no skin whatsoever and your a lexbian who likes looking at sims tits. :/
<HystericalParoxysm> A lexbian?
<HystericalParoxysm> You have a real problem spelling that word right.
<HystericalParoxysm> And lexbian just sounds like someone sexually attracted to Lexuses
<HystericalParoxysm> Mmm, look at the tailpipe on THAT! I'd like to slam her doors!
<elpemmy> autoeroticism ;)

<Loaf> OH MY GOD
<Loaf> YOU GUYS
<Loaf> GUY GUYS
<Loaf> SHOES.
* Delphy zones out
<Loaf> SHOES AND JEANS THAT FIT AND AN EPIC BRA.
<Loaf> That was the BEST SHOPPING TRIP EVER.
<Delphy> Bra?
* Delphy zones back in again

[11:31pm] <Kelly> Touche, mum.
[11:31pm] <kathy> no it's touch me

[02:51am] <HystericalParoxysm> Yeah... where a cat will fall off the couch and look horribly embarassed and try to look like they meant to do that, a ferret will throw themselves off the couch, bounce off the coffee table, and fall to the floor giggling and bouncing around like mad.

--> nani (nani@D68A291.ADD9A4AC.50AFCAF8.IP) has joined #social
<nani> Delphy you rock!!!
<-- nani has quit (Quit: nani)
<MistressSilent> Random is the new black

<HystericalParoxysm> I like antelopes. They're fuzzy, and they smell of bread.

<jixogasbi> do you know how to put objects in diagonal in sims 2???
<SilentPsycho> Look in the help forums
<SilentPsycho> Not here.
<Oriana> Help forums, yup
<SilentPsycho> We are not the drones you are looking for.
<SilentPsycho> Bugger, I meant to say droids.
<Oriana> drones work

[12:15am] <HystericalParoxysm> Man, is there a convention in town or something?
[12:15am] <Bink13y> yah the society of the brain minimalists

[18:37] [Samekh2] Hey Delphy.
[18:37] [Samekh2] I didn't see you there.
[18:37] [Delphy] I didn't see me either.
[18:37] [Delphy] It's lucky I found myself
[18:37] [Delphy] I could have gotten lost!
[18:37] [Samekh2] Truly.
[18:38] [Delphy] Then that forest would have been lacking trees. Did I tell you about my cheese adventure?
[18:38] [Samekh2] I have missed seeing you around you tart, Delphy.
[18:38] [Delphy] I know. How is your washer?
[18:38] [Samekh2] What sort f cheese?
[18:38] [Delphy] Blue of course. My screwdriver is bent.
[18:39] [Samekh2] What sort of blue?
[18:39] [Samekh2] Saying Blue Cheese? What?
[18:39] [Delphy] It's a purpley blue, like my old school bag.
[18:39] [Samekh2] I need names.
[18:40] [Delphy] I think his name was Barry, which reminds me of a story I heard when I out yesterday about the pringles can and the bottle of meths.
[18:40] [Samekh2] Barry Cheese, there is no such thing.
[18:40] [Delphy] Oh but there is. Haven't you ever been to that chip shop round the corner where they sell those scallops with taco sauce?
[18:41] [Samekh2] You may be eating a prussian blue or a.... when I remember it I'l come to your aid.
[18:41] [Samekh2] It must be French.
[18:41] [Delphy] Are you thinking of the dog? Becuase I had a maths class once and it was very hard.
[18:42] [Samekh2] Ah. Cam picked a back of Ceps worth 20 quid on the open market today.
[18:42] [Samekh2] There are better Fungi.
[18:42] [Delphy] There is a nice open market back in my home town. It sells nice muffins. Have you ever eaten a muffin? Please dont be mad at me.
[18:42] [Samekh2] I have eaten muffin. I'm not mad at you.
[18:43] [Samekh2] Have you ever eaten Boletus Edulis?
[18:43] [Delphy] Okay phew. Becuase I'd have to go round that tree and eat some mushrooms.
[18:44] [Samekh2] Cam picked a carrier bag full today.
[18:44] [Delphy] We have to pay for carrier bags here.
[18:44] [Samekh2] Here too.
[18:44] [Delphy] You know, fish get caught in them, and my cat once had a fun time trying to find one.
[18:44] [Delphy] Also, some people can't fight thier way out of paper bags. Did you know that?
[18:44] [Samekh2] Do you have a cat? God then I love you.
[18:45] [Delphy] I know you do. I found myself.
[18:45] [Samekh2] In a bag that a cat couln't find itself out of?
[18:46] [Samekh2] That's what us big pussycats do.
[18:46] [Delphy] I was looking on the list and thinking "My back is itchy" and then I suddenly remembered I needed to pay my electric bill, but the doorbell went and I had to answer it and it was the postman and he was telling me about this girl down the road and she has this weetabix box and there is a toad in it and it's on a washer. Did I ask you about your washer yet?
[18:46] [Samekh2] The toad?
[18:46] [Jax2] LICK THE TOAD!
[18:47] [Samekh2] What sort of toad? Do not lick it.
[18:47] [Delphy] I did not lick the toad, but I know somebody who did and he went all blue and ate some cheese.
[18:47] [Delphy] I like asparagus too.
[18:47] [Samekh2] Delphy has a neighbour with a pet toad that's all. Fuck off.
[18:48] [Samekh2] So many predators.
[18:48] [Delphy] I believe the fox eats cats too.
[18:48] [Delphy] My poor pussy.
[18:48] [Samekh2] A fox lives in a box with sox on it's cox. Isn't that the truth.
[18:49] [Delphy] I'm glad you said that. It is the truth! I firmly believe that socks have rights. Did I tell you about that time I lost my blue sock?
[18:49] [Samekh2] No.
[18:49] [Delphy] I found it in the end, in the washer. It was mixed with my black ones, but I didn't notice becuase I had dropped my glasses, and had to find a screwdriver.
[18:49] [Samekh2] I missed the blue sock incident.
[18:49] [Delphy] You should have been here.
[18:49] [Delphy] Why weren't you here?
[18:50] [Samekh2] You needed me?
[18:50] [Delphy] Do you hate me? I really should be banned, you know.
[18:50] [Samekh2] Two she.
[18:50] [Delphy] Two? That's interesting becuase the girl with the toad has a "friend". She's cute, but she looks at me like I am weird. Am I weird? Do you think so?
[18:51] [Samekh2] Delphy, if you are really pissed, you can sort of ally yourself with me and I will field your fan mail, and just be weird at weird people.
[18:52] [Delphy] I do need a personal assistant actually. Did I tell you what I did with the last one?
[18:52] [Samekh2] I don't need to know sir.
[18:53] [Delphy] I think you want to know, so I'll tell you anyway. You see, she had this letter opener and it was very sharp and when I went to pick up my mail I pricked my finger on it, which was really the last straw becuase she'd be going to lunch every day and eating cheese. Then I had to run out and get a bandaid, and that reminds me of when I fell off my bike. Do you ride a bike?
[18:53] [Samekh2] Sorry Delphy, I am a bit of a dog that can't not bite.
[18:54] [Samekh2] By instinct I dislike dogs, so I'll do it as a cat.
[18:54] [Samekh2] You'd what?
[18:54] [Delphy] So does that mean I can pet your pussy then? Please let me, I bet it's nice and soft. Don't kick me for that please
[18:55] [Samekh2] Delphy. I love you but you can be extremely lacsivious.
[18:56] [Delphy] I can't help it you know, I think it's the number two after you nick, which reminds me of those girls again.
[18:56] [Samekh2] White wine and eighties ska.
[18:56] [Delphy] Speaking of shit did I tell you when I was in a horse stall and I had to go outside and then I thought about some wine and a nice restaurant. I went to one recently, did you know that?
[18:57] [Samekh2] You have to explain this again in a minute Delphy, I am going for a tab. Come back because I am interested.
[18:57] [Delphy] I shall wait for you but please do not go for long. I miss our scintillating conversations you know.
[18:59] [Samekh2] The practicalities are, I can only find one slipper. I need a wee. There is a massive chunk of Afgani Black in the kitchen. Cameron is snoring and peaceful. I need a wee.
[19:00] [Delphy] Perhaps you should go to the bathroom then? I need to open a window it's hot in here.
[19:00] [Samekh2] You miss me you tart? I don't believe you. I'll believe me when you talk about the fairy tales you remember.
[19:01] [Delphy] I don't believe you then, but fairy tales does sound interesting. Perhaps you know of the one with the forest and the house made entirely of panties?
[19:02] [Samekh2] What do you dream of Delphy?
[19:10] [Delphy] I always wondered why that was. Perhaps some strange church holiday we don't know about? Do you go to church, you seem the type.
[19:10] [Samekh2] Do you have robotic limbs Delphy?
[19:11] [Delphy] Only some.
[19:11] [Samekh2] What type?
[19:11] [Delphy] I think it was a diesel 100,000 HP motor with a type D stack.
[19:11] [Samekh2] Fun, but I am never succcumbed by this stuff.
[19:12] [Samekh2] I prefer the cure.
[19:12] [Delphy] I do too, although lately I have been getting into vocal trance. Do you like that too?
[19:13] [Samekh2] I have no idea what vocal trance is. I like...
[19:13] [Delphy] You like me, don't you? Please dont hate me.
[19:13] [Samekh2] My dad sang in quiors.
[19:14] [Samekh2] They are truly apropes?
[19:14] [Samekh2] New word I learnt.
[19:14] [Delphy] I think so.
[19:15] [Samekh2] Yes.
[19:15] [Delphy] Do you think they should anti disestablish that mentarianism?
[19:15] [Samekh2] No, they were eitghties.
[19:16] [Samekh2] You want to ascribe those ideas to modern music?
[19:17] [Samekh2] First things first. Four year old's love ska and particularly Busta Bloodvessal.
[19:17] [Samekh2] They seem to hate Blondie for some reason.
[19:18] [Samekh2] Delphy twat are you here?
[19:18] [Samekh2] Wake up Delphy.

<CatRose> let's talking about something else
<CatRose> any suggestions?
<Vie> Erm...
<Vie> Cars
<Vie> Cats
<Vie> Carrots
<Vie> Cany Cother Cthings begining with C
<CatRose> Camera
<CatRose> Cartoons
<CatRose> your favorite cartoon?
<Vie> Hum
<Vie> good question, probably Futurama
<Foamy> Zoidberg: Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!
<Vie> ...
<Vie> Now theres an Image I dint need

[03:26] <SilentPsycho> I think sometimes people associate nakedness with nudity too much
[03:26] <SilentPsycho> Wait...
[03:26] <SilentPsycho> nudity with sex even

<frazzmeister> be nice. im drunbk. i can ban you .........
<frazzmeister> rofl.
<frazzmeister> i suck.
<frazzmeister> oops.
<Anna> i don't
<frazzmeister> must not say im an a dick.

<Vie> thats right, fear my Logitech Wingman... ..oh lord, Extreme... ..I actualy own a product with "Extreme" on it...
<Vie> shoot me now
<Catf|sh> hehe
* Catf|sh hands Vie a spork to do himself in
<flyingpigeon> how is he going to shoot himself with a spork?

<whiterider> YES!! I FOUND THE GENITAL READINGS!!!
<whiterider> Hm.
<whiterider> Wrong tab : /

<Oriana> we have one too, but its really my husband, a mac
<Oriana> husband's
<Oriana> lol
<missangelica> your husband is a mac!
<missangelica> no wonder he is so smart.

<HystericalParoxysm> He needs a good cockpunch.
<CatRose> that sounds painfull
<HystericalParoxysm> That's the idea, yes.

[23:37] <Safyre420|Pets> I really should learn to make my own hoods *nods*
[23:37] <Pffle|pics> there's a penis neighborhood... but it could be done better I think..
[23:38] <Pffle|pics> the vagina shaped neighborhood wasn't bad though
[23:38] <Safyre420|Pets> I saw that I wasn't impressed
[23:38] <Star|IGW> then it's realistic

<missangelica|pets> Don't be hating HP. LOVE!
<HystericalParoxysm> Don't make me hit you.

<GreenStraws> I feel like dancing.
* tigerlilley puts up the discoball
<Cliff> at first i was afriad
<Cliff> i was petrified
<GreenStraws> Cliff. No.
<Cliff> dunno how I'd ever live without you by my side...
* justKYLE chases evilKYLE and gets side tracked by shiny floating ball
<Cliff> oh yes GreenStraws, ooohhhh yes!
<tigerlilley> then i spent so many nights
<tigerlilley> thinking how you did me wrong
<tigerlilley> but i grew strong
<Cliff> thinking how you did me wrong
<Cliff> and I learned how to get along
<Cliff> so now youre back!
<tigerlilley> and i learned how to GET ALONG *cue drum beat*
<Cliff> from outer space!
<tigerlilley> from outer space!
<Cliff> I just walked and found ya here with that sad look upon your face!
<tigerlilley> i shoulda changed da da da da
<tigerlilley> (can't remember the words)
<Cliff> I should have changed that stupid lock, shoulkda made you leave your key
<GreenStraws> i shoulda made you give your key
<longdaysend> wow..i was really busy yesterday..i have at least 1000 files dated 01/12/2007...
<Cliff> if Id known for just one second youd be back to bother me
<GreenStraws> Wow.
<tigerlilley> SO NOW GO
<Cliff> Go on now GO
<GreenStraws> WALK OUT THE DOOR
<Cliff> walk out the door
<Cliff> just turn around now!
<justKYLE> haha
<justKYLE> this is priceless
<tigerlilley> your not welcome anymore!
<Cliff> cause youre not welcome anmore
<Cliff> Ive got all my life to live
<longdaysend> this is great..we even have the backup singers
<Cliff> Ive got all my love to Give
<tigerlilley> and i got all my love to give
<tigerlilley> i will survive!
<Cliff> i will survive
<tigerlilley> I WILL SURVIVE!
<Cliff> I WILL SURVIVE
<tigerlilley> HEY HEY
<GreenStraws> Hey hey.
<Cliff> HEY HEY HEY'
<justKYLE> i know I can picture gold sparkly jump siuts
<GreenStraws> We are all morons.
<tigerlilley> do do do do do doooo do do do doo do do dee dee ddeee dee dee do
<longdaysend> swayin side to side
<longdaysend> lol
<Cliff> indeed we are, indeed we are...

<frazzmeister> yes, i am a sexgodes.
<frazzmeister> i thinke im sobering...nedd more beer,, the web cam made me paranoids agin
<SilentPsycho> sexgodes? Is that the term for a hermaphrodite sex divinity?
<frazzmeister> lde!
<frazzmeister> sure, why not,'
<frazzmeister> i wouldnt mind hanging a dick above my twat,,,, like misltetoe... purty.
<Longdaysend> wow..did i pick a bad time to visit ?:D

<Bunny> I wonder if the monkeys know they are being filmed for dscovery and try to put on a really good show
<Cheeseisgood> XD
<Bunny> or if they always do it like that?
<Cheeseisgood> Well, from what I've seen, no.
<Bunny> you watch monkeys doin it often?
<Cheeseisgood> Occasionaly.

<Greenie|Ducks> My ducks are shiny. And ducky.
<Bubo> really i thought they were fishey
<Greenie|Ducks> ...
<Greenie|Ducks> Shaddap.