MTS2 Quotes Database

[22:44] <curlybap> i swear, i've never seen any guys in tighter jeans
[22:45] <Targ> lobsters are yummy
[22:45] <@frazzmeister> tight jeans? guys? in?
[22:45] <Frenchie> Lobster in jeans?
[22:45] <&whiterider> RUSSSEEEEELLL!!!!!!
[22:46] <&whiterider> What?
[22:46] <@frazzmeister> when?
[22:46] <Frenchie> who?
[22:46] <@frazzmeister> why?
[22:46] <Frenchie> how?
[22:46] <&whiterider> Wherefore?
[22:47] <@frazzmeister> eh?
[22:47] <&whiterider> Canada?
[22:47] <Frenchie> Grapefruits?
[22:47] <&whiterider> Morons?
[22:47] <curlybap> Dolphins?
[22:47] <Frenchie> Sausages?
[22:47] <&whiterider> Sperm wales?
[22:47] <curlybap> Tomato Sauce?
[22:47] <curlybap> Cymru?
[22:48] <@frazzmeister> im afraid...
[22:48] <&whiterider> Heinz?
[22:48] <curlybap> HP?
[22:48] <&HystericalParoxysm> Huh?
[22:48] <Frenchie> Toasters?
[22:48] <PepsisGirl> Wow.
[22:48] <&whiterider> Bagel?
[22:48] <curlybap> New York?
[22:48] <&whiterider> Kelly?
[22:48] <curlybap> Viro-sucking?
[22:51] <&whiterider> ....

<JK11> Rain, how old are you? :P
<Rain> Great! i gotta go guys, catch you later
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<Star> oh, he finally got off me!
* @Star cheers
<frazzmeister> ...
<Star> frazz...it's been pretty much constant
<Star> even when I went to the restroom he jumped in my pants

<missangelica> omg.. I just forgot what I was doing AS I WAS DOING IT.

* iggi (asdeon@mts2-DD9CEF51.hsd1.mi.comcast.net) has joined #help
<cokenasmile> hi iggi
<iggi> hello
<iggi> do you offer mental help?
<cokenasmile> sorry, no lol
<iggi> : /
<cokenasmile> uh, google?
<iggi> they all went insane before I could finish listing my issues

<cokenasmile> ok guys stupid question here.... how/where do you make a pet?
<Catf|sh> ya see the papa pet and the moma pet... well... do stuff
<cokenasmile> bite me Catf|sh :)
<Catf|sh> rofl

<frazzmeister> wait wait?,,, my sim lives with angelique?
<frazzmeister> okok ....
<SilentPsycho> No, angelique just sleeps over a lot
<frazzmeister> i see,
<justKYLE> gr
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<frazzmeister> well..... if i must fecko girls,... .
<frazzmeister> i feamsle defgy is feood
--- curly|sims|bap is now known as curly|afk|bap
<curly|afk|bap> bbiab, maybe
<frazzmeister> but speeled in a decipegerable msaner
<SilentPsycho> It's not my fault, Iblame the Sims. I'm standing back and letting them do what they want with Self-sims
<frazzmeister> wtf did i just download/
<frazzmeister> ahh... well i have severalc of my dim in the game.... theres a version of mer fecking everyone
<frazzmeister> sim
<frazzmeister> severak
<frazzmeister> sevaerk
<frazzmeister> ..
<frazzmeister> me
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<frazzmeister> oh heck
<frazzmeister> i mean g'day Samekh''''''''''''''''
<SilentPsycho> Oh dear heavens and hells. A drunk frazzy AND Samekh. Bye bye sanity!

<photo_me2004> DAMNIT!
<Adub778> What?
<photo_me2004> THIS IS WHY I DON'T PLAY THE SOUND ON THE SIMS!
<Adub778> Y
<photo_me2004> IT GETS STUCK IN MY HEAD!
<GreenStraws> What what what?
<Adub778> Phantom of the Oprah is stuck in my head
<GreenStraws> o_o Photo. You didn't.
<photo_me2004> do do do. do do do. do do do doo doo do...
<GreenStraws> Oh no. The sad thing is, I know EXACTLY what song that is.
<GreenStraws> And now it is stuck in MY head.
<photo_me2004> omg.... -gigglesnort-
<Adub778> ME too
<Adub778> Thanks a lot
<photo_me2004> you love me
<GreenStraws> <3
* Adub778 laughs at photo's gigglesnort
<photo_me2004> and now i'm singing it.......

<djones|bhavs> how many whites does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
<CE|PopQuizzes> One, assuming nobody starts a committee.
<djones|bhavs> depends how many times she calls it a twatwaffle
<MissHollyBeE> white can fit in a lightbulb?
<Greenie> Lmfao.
<djones|bhavs> lmao
<tmm> haha

<Tigerlilley> maybe hes dead
<Tigerlilley> and no ones found him
<Greenie|SUGAR> Oh no.
<Tigerlilley> we should call the police
<Greenie|SUGAR> Thats a happy thought.
<Arch> hehe
<Greenie|SUGAR> "Hardons dead!" "Whos that??" "NO IDEA! BUT! HES DEAD!"
<Tigerlilley> 'where do we find him?' 'not sure but irc ips can give me a general area'

[18:12] <DanTycoon> Thanks for filling us in
[18:12] <Pandrunk> well id be able to do it alot quicker if you would stay in the ditch as i dump sand on you

<Jenn|EQ2> I just killed an NPC because they said to me, "I saw a rainbow by the watefall today and started crying because it was so beautiful"
<whiterider> :D
<whiterider> Welcome to Clan Heartless

[21:39:20] <Tyler> since it seems only we're talking, im moving this chat to a more private box >.>
[21:39:45] <&fanseelamb> but then I can't SPYYYY *pouts*
[21:40:34] <Tyler> you can join our cam sechz later..
[21:41:17] <Jessica> lol
[21:42:07] <Safyre420> what about me
[21:42:13] <Tyler> you have a penis
[21:42:25] <Safyre420> so lol
[21:42:26] <Tyler> id rather you didnt
[21:42:35] <Safyre420> :(

<Stormy> so big feet might be a plus,, if what they say about men with big feet is true
<Delphy|Crysis> In my case, it is. ;)
<dj|notessay> big shoes?

<SilentPsycho> My breasts - A registered weapon of mass destruction.

<Panda1001essays> i once got told i was a pervect
--- Chocolate|Studying is now known as ChocolateCake
<Panda1001essays> dont quite know why
<DanTycoon> pervect?
<SilentPsycho> Hey Chocolate
<Panda1001essays> feminine for pervert (or so she told me)
<SirEmino> [06:40] Panda1001essays: i once got told i was a pervect <-- i read that as pervert
<SilentPsycho> Typo demon!
<ChocolateCake> Hey SP :D
<Panda1001essays> no... no typo
<Panda1001essays> pervect is correct
<SilentPsycho> ...pervect? No such word.
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<ChocolateCake> GREENIE
<SilentPsycho> Hey Greenie
<GreenStraws> CHOCOLATE.
<GreenStraws> Hey Psycho. :]
<Panda1001essays> ex: she is a pervect. he is a pervert
<Panda1001essays> and jsut because its not a word doesnt mean i cant use it
<Panda1001essays> hello greenie
<Jessica> greenie!!!!
<SilentPsycho> Nope. It's 'She is a pervert' and 'He is a pervert'
<Panda1001essays> gosh, who are the poor souls that we keep calling pervs?
<SilentPsycho> You can use it, but don't expect people to understand what you mean.:P
<SilentPsycho> Delphy and HP./
<Panda1001essays> i never expect people to understand waht i mean
<GreenStraws> Hi Panda. :D
<GreenStraws> Dang.
<GreenStraws> This is hard.
<SilentPsycho> And Emino
* GreenStraws huggles Jessie.
<Panda1001essays> lol SP
<Panda1001essays> that is so mean
<SilentPsycho> And me
<Panda1001essays> accurate but mean
<GoldenSimmer> Heya Alyssa. :)
<SilentPsycho> ANd you, and Jessica, and Chocolate
<GreenStraws> And possibly me.
<SilentPsycho> And Targ.
<Panda1001essays> I'm not a perv!
<SilentPsycho> :P
<Panda1001essays> neither is cake
<ChocolateCake> ...?
<ChocolateCake> Oh
<ChocolateCake> Yeah
<SilentPsycho> ANd greenie
<Panda1001essays> all the rest are though
<ChocolateCake> I'm not
<GreenStraws> :P
<GreenStraws> Fracking liars.
<GreenStraws> Were all pervs.
* SilentPsycho wanders over and tries to convince Chocolate to join the Perverted Side of the Force.
<GreenStraws> Its why we get along so much.

<Cazzy-Tchan> everyone died
<Cazzy-Tchan> delphy went on a pretty bloody impressive killing spree
* Cazzy-Tchan (Cazzy-Tcha@mts2-21962A1B.dsl4.localdial.com) Quit ([irc.modthesims2.com] Local kill by Delphy (No I didn't. You saw nothing.))
* djones points out ot cazzy that drawing attention to your self when delph is in the homicidal irc mood
<djones> ...
<djones> yeah
<djones> that

<FurryPanda> stop tiping da letter F
<Blake> F
<Noukeh> f
<GreenStraws> F!
<jhd1189> EFFF
<FurryPanda> FU!!

<Greenie> Im always kinda mean.
<Greenie> I asked a midget if he liked to play basketball...

<HP|Gin> She said she lovededed meeeeeeeee
<Jessica> i know, she said that to me too :(
<BeneLeftNouk> I love everyone :D
<HP|Gin> We were going to make beautiful meshes together!!! *sob*
<ChocolateCake> She didn't say that to me :(
<BeneLeftNouk> I'm such a friendly hippy
<SilentPsycho> Nouk is a generous person.
<BeneLeftNouk> a friendly sexual hippy
<Jessica> cake gave it away without love :o
<HP|Gin> YOU WHORE!!
<SilentPsycho> She wants to share her boobies with everyone]
<SilentPsycho> The world would be a better place if everyone shared.
<BeneLeftNouk> Jessica is the only one who ever paid me so thats UNTRUE in most cases XD

<Manga_Moon> But Japan is in europe

<HystericalParoxysm> A symptom of my dorkitude. You would like to rearrange your room. Do you A) begin moving stuff into place and see how it works? B) Measure things, think about it carefully, and then move things to where you want them or C) Measure the entire room carefully making detailed notes, then create a to-scale 3D model in 3DS Max?
<Lethe> c is incredibly contrived, and probably what you do, yes?
<HystericalParoxysm> You betcha.
<yasmine> wow you guys talk like really clever :o
<yasmine> and im here sounding like a little kid
<EliteSIM> Yeah :O
<EliteSIM> :P
<yasmine> agree then why dont you :n
<Delphy> Okay lets agree with her that she sounds like a little kid.
<Delphy> :)
<Lethe> aye
<EliteSIM> Yes
<HystericalParoxysm> Yeppers
<yasmine> :o

[18:26] <Gemificus> good morning everyone
[18:26] <Gemificus> !tea please bot white one sugar
[18:26] * Chii gives please bot white one sugar a cup of tea. :)
[18:26] <Gemificus> ooook
[18:26] <&whiterider> !tea Gemificus The Big Book of Syntax and
[18:27] * Chii gives Gemificus The Big Book of Syntax and a cup of tea. :)
[18:27] <frazzmeister> mmm syntax.
[18:29] <Gemificus> whats syntax?
[18:29] <Gemificus> are they drugs? i don\'t do drugs my mummy said i\'m not allowed
[18:30] <frazzmeister> for own sanity, I choose to beleive you are joking. as such I will now laugh. ah ha ha ha.
[18:30] <Safyre420> syntax is a drug, it\'s a very safe drug that everyone can do without any risk
[18:31] <frazzmeister> there is risk! taking syntax wrongly BSODed my reality!

* elpemmy is now known as hwkemmy
* Loaf has left (Operation timed out)
* Lethe|bustyling is now known as Lethe
<The_French_Sim> HWK? Heavy Weapons Kitten?
<The_French_Sim> "I are Heavy Weapunz kitten. And dis... iz mah cheezburger"
<hwkemmy> HWK as in homework :P
<The_French_Sim> Oh. Heavy Weapons Kitten sounds more badass though
<hwkemmy> XP
<Lethe> i can has make my day?
<Lethe> hmm, that's no good
<Lethe> u has maded my day, but i eated you
<Lethe> obviously, some classic quotes cannot be lolkittified
<The_French_Sim> :D
<The_French_Sim> "u has maded my day... but u eated it"
<hwkemmy> lol
* hwkemmy is now known as heavyweaponsemmeh

<frazzmeister> I want llamas. 2, named jesus and dalai, and I'd have a sign 'beware, jesus spits'