#78 · added 20 March 2006 · vote up / 9 / vote down
<Delphy> Also, moe is my lover and whatever he says is law.
<Delphy> <3
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<Moe|away> Delphy
<Moe|away> my heart is jumping up and down
<Moe|away> due to an overdose of JOY
<Delphy> :D
<Moe|away> i wish to declare my love for you
<Delphy> You may do so
<Delphy> But only after I have kissed Squid on his lovely nose.
<Moe|away> alöskdfjöalsköashjölashglkjashwfliuwqer
<Moe|away> DELPHY
<Moe|away> YOU
<Moe|away> !!$!"§!!!!
<Moe|away> DONT DO THAT AGAIN
<Delphy> Do what?
<Moe|away> I WAS TAKING A SIP FROM MY GLASS
<Delphy> mwahaha
<Moe|away> christ, i've got juice all over the keyboard
<Moe|away> AND THE SCREEN
<Moe|away> FFS
* Delphy falls over laughing
* Moe|away wanders off to clean up this mess
#143 · added 23 May 2006 · vote up / 9 / vote down
<en7en> Forgive me... I'm from the old days of the internet, when people who were online all had a dick and never got to use it
#159 · added 19 June 2006 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<white|EatingGreasyStuff> Everyone is my friend. Except JK: who is my enemy. My friends will kill my enemies.....
<white|EatingGreasyStuff> =P
<JK11> :P
* JK11 is still living
* SilentPsycho kills JK11
<SilentPsycho> Not anymore.
#165 · added 26 June 2006 · vote up / 9 / vote down
[05:04] <Sandy> I am not a 'Jon' I am a 'Jen' or 'Sandy'.
[05:04] <Sandy> Bye!
[05:04] <whiterider> I know that!!
[05:04] * bloodthirsty grows wings and fly away
[05:04] <whiterider> A bloke in Alaska called Jon joined
[05:04] * Sandy was kicked by Jon (She's talking about me, genius.)
#191 · added 27 July 2006 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #help
<whiterider> YES!! I FOUND THE GENITAL READINGS!!!
<whiterider> Hm.
<whiterider> Wrong tab : /
#193 · added 27 July 2006 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<Stanislav> huh :D hacked? :D
<JK11> Yup, we hacked that 9 yr old over there
--- whiterider is now known as TheMatrix
<JK11> Opened a bunch of ports
<Cliff> lol
* SilentPsycho lives in TheMatrix
* JK11 fires a bullet at TheMatrix
<TheMatrix> And introduced a trojan or fifteen
<Cliff> ChewChew run for your life
<TheMatrix> rofl
<JK11> We're hax0ring j00
* TheMatrix dodges JK's bullet, and puts up Silent's rent
<SilentPsycho> ANd replaced all their porn with Tellytubby/Barney XXX video clips
<Cliff> that has to be screwed up porn
<JK11> XD
<TheMatrix> Or alternatively, screwed upon
#373 · added 3 December 2006 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<Star> xchat is jumbling all my letters
<FrackingGenius> Yes, it's Xchat doing it.
<Star> must have an auto screweruper
#223 · added 3 September 2006 · vote up / 9 / vote down
[13:38] <Wesker> you mean.....BUTTSECKS?
[13:39] <Pfhoenix> Wesker, try not to be such a wanker, would ya?
[13:39] * Wesker was kicked by frazzmeister (pfh is right, wanking is best done is private.)
#270 · added 24 September 2006 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<JK11> Rain, how old are you? :P
<Rain> Great! i gotta go guys, catch you later
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#364 · added 30 November 2006 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<Star> oh, he finally got off me!
* @Star cheers
<frazzmeister> ...
<Star> frazz...it's been pretty much constant
<Star> even when I went to the restroom he jumped in my pants
#294 · added 5 October 2006 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<missangelica> omg.. I just forgot what I was doing AS I WAS DOING IT.
#307 · added 15 October 2006 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #help
* iggi (asdeon@mts2-DD9CEF51.hsd1.mi.comcast.net) has joined #help
<cokenasmile> hi iggi
<iggi> hello
<iggi> do you offer mental help?
<cokenasmile> sorry, no lol
<iggi> : /
<cokenasmile> uh, google?
<iggi> they all went insane before I could finish listing my issues
#332 · added 3 November 2006 · vote up / 9 / vote down
<cokenasmile> ok guys stupid question here.... how/where do you make a pet?
<Catf|sh> ya see the papa pet and the moma pet... well... do stuff
<cokenasmile> bite me Catf|sh :)
<Catf|sh> rofl
#458 · added 26 January 2007 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<frazzmeister> wait wait?,,, my sim lives with angelique?
<frazzmeister> okok ....
<SilentPsycho> No, angelique just sleeps over a lot
<frazzmeister> i see,
<justKYLE> gr
<-- justKYLE has quit (Quit: Chugga Chugga Chu Chu)
<frazzmeister> well..... if i must fecko girls,... .
<frazzmeister> i feamsle defgy is feood
--- curly|sims|bap is now known as curly|afk|bap
<curly|afk|bap> bbiab, maybe
<frazzmeister> but speeled in a decipegerable msaner
<SilentPsycho> It's not my fault, Iblame the Sims. I'm standing back and letting them do what they want with Self-sims
<frazzmeister> wtf did i just download/
<frazzmeister> ahh... well i have severalc of my dim in the game.... theres a version of mer fecking everyone
<frazzmeister> sim
<frazzmeister> severak
<frazzmeister> sevaerk
<frazzmeister> ..
<frazzmeister> me
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<frazzmeister> oh heck
<frazzmeister> i mean g'day Samekh''''''''''''''''
<SilentPsycho> Oh dear heavens and hells. A drunk frazzy AND Samekh. Bye bye sanity!
#461 · added 26 January 2007 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<photo_me2004> DAMNIT!
<Adub778> What?
<photo_me2004> THIS IS WHY I DON'T PLAY THE SOUND ON THE SIMS!
<Adub778> Y
<photo_me2004> IT GETS STUCK IN MY HEAD!
<GreenStraws> What what what?
<Adub778> Phantom of the Oprah is stuck in my head
<GreenStraws> o_o Photo. You didn't.
<photo_me2004> do do do. do do do. do do do doo doo do...
<GreenStraws> Oh no. The sad thing is, I know EXACTLY what song that is.
<GreenStraws> And now it is stuck in MY head.
<photo_me2004> omg.... -gigglesnort-
<Adub778> ME too
<Adub778> Thanks a lot
<photo_me2004> you love me
<GreenStraws> <3
* Adub778 laughs at photo's gigglesnort
<photo_me2004> and now i'm singing it.......
#490 · added 6 February 2007 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<djones|bhavs> how many whites does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
<CE|PopQuizzes> One, assuming nobody starts a committee.
<djones|bhavs> depends how many times she calls it a twatwaffle
<MissHollyBeE> white can fit in a lightbulb?
<Greenie> Lmfao.
<djones|bhavs> lmao
<tmm> haha
#497 · added 11 February 2007 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<Tigerlilley> maybe hes dead
<Tigerlilley> and no ones found him
<Greenie|SUGAR> Oh no.
<Tigerlilley> we should call the police
<Greenie|SUGAR> Thats a happy thought.
<Arch> hehe
<Greenie|SUGAR> "Hardons dead!" "Whos that??" "NO IDEA! BUT! HES DEAD!"
<Tigerlilley> 'where do we find him?' 'not sure but irc ips can give me a general area'
#852 · added 6 October 2007 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
[18:12] <DanTycoon> Thanks for filling us in
[18:12] <Pandrunk> well id be able to do it alot quicker if you would stay in the ditch as i dump sand on you
#857 · added 8 October 2007 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #supersecretstaffchannel
<Jenn|EQ2> I just killed an NPC because they said to me, "I saw a rainbow by the watefall today and started crying because it was so beautiful"
<whiterider> :D
<whiterider> Welcome to Clan Heartless
#952 · added 5 January 2008 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
[21:39:20] <Tyler> since it seems only we're talking, im moving this chat to a more private box >.>
[21:39:45] <&fanseelamb> but then I can't SPYYYY *pouts*
[21:40:34] <Tyler> you can join our cam sechz later..
[21:41:17] <Jessica> lol
[21:42:07] <Safyre420> what about me
[21:42:13] <Tyler> you have a penis
[21:42:25] <Safyre420> so lol
[21:42:26] <Tyler> id rather you didnt
[21:42:35] <Safyre420> :(
#888 · added 28 October 2007 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<Stormy> so big feet might be a plus,, if what they say about men with big feet is true
<Delphy|Crysis> In my case, it is. ;)
<dj|notessay> big shoes?
#812 · added 10 September 2007 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<SilentPsycho> My breasts - A registered weapon of mass destruction.
#813 · added 10 September 2007 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<Panda1001essays> i once got told i was a pervect
--- Chocolate|Studying is now known as ChocolateCake
<Panda1001essays> dont quite know why
<DanTycoon> pervect?
<SilentPsycho> Hey Chocolate
<Panda1001essays> feminine for pervert (or so she told me)
<SirEmino> [06:40] Panda1001essays: i once got told i was a pervect <-- i read that as pervert
<SilentPsycho> Typo demon!
<ChocolateCake> Hey SP :D
<Panda1001essays> no... no typo
<Panda1001essays> pervect is correct
<SilentPsycho> ...pervect? No such word.
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<ChocolateCake> GREENIE
<SilentPsycho> Hey Greenie
<GreenStraws> CHOCOLATE.
<GreenStraws> Hey Psycho. :]
<Panda1001essays> ex: she is a pervect. he is a pervert
<Panda1001essays> and jsut because its not a word doesnt mean i cant use it
<Panda1001essays> hello greenie
<Jessica> greenie!!!!
<SilentPsycho> Nope. It's 'She is a pervert' and 'He is a pervert'
<Panda1001essays> gosh, who are the poor souls that we keep calling pervs?
<SilentPsycho> You can use it, but don't expect people to understand what you mean.:P
<SilentPsycho> Delphy and HP./
<Panda1001essays> i never expect people to understand waht i mean
<GreenStraws> Hi Panda. :D
<GreenStraws> Dang.
<GreenStraws> This is hard.
<SilentPsycho> And Emino
* GreenStraws huggles Jessie.
<Panda1001essays> lol SP
<Panda1001essays> that is so mean
<SilentPsycho> And me
<Panda1001essays> accurate but mean
<GoldenSimmer> Heya Alyssa. :)
<SilentPsycho> ANd you, and Jessica, and Chocolate
<GreenStraws> And possibly me.
<SilentPsycho> And Targ.
<Panda1001essays> I'm not a perv!
<SilentPsycho> :P
<Panda1001essays> neither is cake
<ChocolateCake> ...?
<ChocolateCake> Oh
<ChocolateCake> Yeah
<SilentPsycho> ANd greenie
<Panda1001essays> all the rest are though
<ChocolateCake> I'm not
<GreenStraws> :P
<GreenStraws> Fracking liars.
<GreenStraws> Were all pervs.
* SilentPsycho wanders over and tries to convince Chocolate to join the Perverted Side of the Force.
<GreenStraws> Its why we get along so much.
#795 · added 30 August 2007 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<Cazzy-Tchan> everyone died
<Cazzy-Tchan> delphy went on a pretty bloody impressive killing spree
* Cazzy-Tchan (Cazzy-Tcha@mts2-21962A1B.dsl4.localdial.com) Quit ([irc.modthesims2.com] Local kill by Delphy (No I didn't. You saw nothing.))
* djones points out ot cazzy that drawing attention to your self when delph is in the homicidal irc mood
<djones> ...
<djones> yeah
<djones> that
#790 · added 25 August 2007 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<FurryPanda> stop tiping da letter F
<Blake> F
<Noukeh> f
<GreenStraws> F!
<jhd1189> EFFF
<FurryPanda> FU!!