#1212 · added 1 February 2009 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
<frazzmeister> I just spilt coke in my ear...
<LDE|SH5> ...
<Greenie|thegame> ...
<danishani2> O_o
<Greenie|thegame> How?
<meyou22> What the fuck
<frazzmeister> how the hell did I do that....
<LDE|SH5> in your..ear?
#1098 · added 2 October 2008 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
<curlybap> my mouth is big enough for it to go in without touching the sides
#1102 · added 12 October 2008 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
* mo (mo@fd-808B1CAA.dhcp.atsc.ca.charter.com) has joined #social
<mo> hi
<mo> do you have boob
<mo> kk
<iGoldenSimmer> ...
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#1152 · added 3 December 2008 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
<longdaysekitteh> kinda glad i never made it into the QBD..thankfull i rarely say anything witty enough to end up there
<longdaysekitteh> LDE stupidity FTW!
#1020 · added 22 June 2008 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
<zaymac003> hey what are guys playing
<fway> with myself
<noJ> Sexy
<fway> I know right? It's the best game ever
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#1136 · added 25 November 2008 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
<Lethe> 4chan is like that weird bar down the road
<Lethe> everyone knows it's there, and we know what they all talk about cause they're so damn loud
<Lethe> but you don't really want to go there, cause the floor is sticky and the glasses are smudged
<Lethe> I mean, it's kinda a cool place, but you might pass out and be gang raped in the hallway to the toilet
<Lethe> that kinda thing
#1135 · added 24 November 2008 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
> Zicon rubs frazzy
> frazzmeister kittens Zicons arse
<Bubo> frazz: kitteh has claws :P
<frazzmeister> so does zics arse.
#1225 · added 11 February 2009 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
<HystericalParoxysm> I think that would require him to grow a giving-a-shit-about-Facebook gland.
<whiterider> True
<Safyre420> lol
<whiterider> Can I act as a representative of MTSN? :p
<HystericalParoxysm> You're welcome to create one though, whitey. You can be our Official Boob... yes.
<whiterider> :P
<HystericalParoxysm> I was going to say our Official Boobful Representatitty.
<HystericalParoxysm> Representitty?
<HystericalParoxysm> Something like that.
<Frenchie> Representittyve.
<HystericalParoxysm> Amboobsitor
#1272 · added 26 April 2009 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
<frazzmeister> last time I had my eyes checked, the lady was like '...you didn't drive here did you?' 'I don't have a license' 'oh, thank god.'
#1307 · added 23 June 2009 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
* SilentPsycho tries to imagine what America would be like if the British won the War of Independance
* Frenchie wants to draw an American if the English had won that war
<Liz> Otherwise I'd spell things like "Colour" and "favourite"
<Liz> And that is just retarded.
<Database> They'd know what "tea" is, and they'd like it.
<Frenchie> No burgers. Crumpets instead.
<Liz> I like tea.
<Frenchie> Helmets with teacups on the side
<HystericalParoxysm> I know what tea is. I like tea.
<HystericalParoxysm> I even put milk in non-fruit varieties.
<Database> They'd also eat REAL PANCAKES
<Renske> and they'd all play CRICKET
<Database> wait, was it pancakes that Americans have completely differently?
<Liz> DB, you mean crepes?
<Liz> Because we eat crepes too. We just call them crepes.
<Delphy> I have to teach you something
<Delphy> it's not "Real"
<Delphy> its' PROPER
<Database> Oh, true.
<Delphy> when you say "England has XXX something, it's always PROPER something
<Delphy> like PROPER CRICKET
<Database> Delphy: You are absolutely correct. I will endeavour to correct this in future.
<Database> But I like my flat pancakes!
<SilentPsycho> Proper Football as well.
<Database> We also have PROPER WEATHER
<HystericalParoxysm> Fuck your thin sad pancakes, Database.
<HystericalParoxysm> No, wait, you CAN'T fuck them because they're all flat and sad and non-fluffy.
<Renske> roll em up, and then fuck em
<HystericalParoxysm> You want a REAL pancake you can fuck, roll up a nice PROPER American pancake. It's soft and fluffy and will make your dick SO HAPPY
<Delphy> Ok so we went from the civil war to fucking pancakes
<Delphy> in 5 mins
<Delphy> gg social
#1341 · added 18 August 2009 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #create
[16:00] <Liz> I'll become a prostitute
[16:00] <Corrie|Maths> it's not as bad as you think.
#1374 · added 1 September 2009 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
[20:23] <Djones> Zack: What would get a 10?
[20:23] <Djones> Steve: Waking up and your skin is clear and you can see all of your organs and stuff and then you look closer at your stomach and there is a little baby man inside it and he's smiling back at you.
[20:23] <Djones> Zack: Steve. What the hell?
[20:23] <Djones> Steve: You asked for a 10, I gave you a 10.
#1377 · added 3 September 2009 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #create
<cthru> pffft, it's not my fault I couldnt THINK what massdebating could sound like
<cthru> I are not engriiish
#1423 · added 17 October 2009 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
[17:02] <Gangreless> and I was just thinking, "That seems kind of difficult. It would be much easier to just have sex with animals."
#1451 · added 3 November 2009 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
<elpemmy> I hate puberty. :/
<&Lethe> the hair and the blood is normal, emmy
<&Lethe> you'll get used to it
<elpemmy> I know, Lethe. :P
<Loaf> as is the howling at the moon
<elpemmy> rofl
<Loaf> or is that just me...
#1495 · added 9 January 2010 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
<Database> We should invent asocial drinking game.
<Database> Every time someone mentions tits, drink.
<Database> Every time Chii says something random and dirty, drink.
<SickPsycho> Everytime Chii speaks, drink. It will make sense after the shot
<Chii> lordy
* SickPsycho drinks
<HystericalParoxysm> Every time Chii says something that is absolutely -perfect- for the conversation, take two drinks.
<Database> every time one of the #social pairings appears, drink.
<HystericalParoxysm> Every time someone asks for help and then gets pissy, take a drink.
<SickPsycho> Everytime Emi cam-whores, drink
<Delphy> We'd be drunk after 4 mins Psy
<Database> Every time Emino says something creepy, drink
<HystericalParoxysm> 'brief hellos chaps', drink
<Database> Every time someone mentions knitting, half a drink.
<Sparkle> Everytime a n00b comes in and insults someone, take a long long drink
<renske> oh and do you also have to drink when my enter button thwarts my attempts at building a correct sentence?
<Database> YES.
<Database> Every time I post a password in chat...
<Database> two drinks.
<Tigerlilley> Boobs - nominate a drink
<Zicon> This isn't a drinking game anymore, it's a recipe for alcohol poisoning.
<Sparkle> God, everyone will be completely pissed
<SickPsycho> Drink whenever frazy and rum end up in the same sentance
<Database> Every time someone has gay sex, drink.
<HystericalParoxysm> Do you want to -kill- everyone, Data?
<darkwytche> Lol then everyone needs 3 drinks tonight from me!
<renske> you had gay sex 3 times this evening? and afterwards you thought 'ah well let's log in to #social'???
<darkwytche> Oh.
<darkwytche> No I had snacks first...
#1519 · added 19 February 2010 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
13:52 < frazzmeister> I has a cheeseburger.
13:54 < Sparkle> I can has cheezburger?
13:54 < Chii> No you fucking can't.
13:54 < Chii> not until you learn to use english right, anyway
#1664 · added 21 November 2010 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
* Bambi_08 (Bambi_08@fd-39469E81.cfl.res.rr.com) has joined #social
<Bambi_08> hi ive got a question? it might sound dumb
<whiterider> No, your mum's not coming back. :'(
<emino|m11x> :'(
<HugeLunatic> rofl
<HugeLunatic> I think she was my roast tonight :P
#1679 · added 18 January 2011 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
<revisingemmy> is it bad that I'm procrastinating by reading articles on "how to study for a test?"
<revisingemmy> Previously, I've procrastinated by reading articles on how not to procrastinate
#1681 · added 30 January 2011 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #create
<Inge> the cloner is coming together....
<Inge> gradually we moved the error nearer the end of the process and it seems to have fallen off the end
#1671 · added 14 December 2010 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
<renske> you know, one day i'm going to get to the point where i am convinced i should have a comedy show. i expect you guys to keep me from it.
<Frenchie> Nope
<Frenchie> I'll push you do make it come true
<Frenchie> And it'll be an awesomely silly show with stupid puns
<renske> you could be my punchline-enhancing drummer.
<Frenchie> :D
<renske> and then after the show has ended we can hang out backstage and snort cake off a hooker's ass
<renske> COKE
#1734 · added 13 September 2011 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
<renske> and if i'll be menstruating on my wedding SO HELP ME I WILL CUT A BITCH PROBABLY J'S MOM.
<Nouk> Just shift your menstruation with your pill
<renske> i'm not on the pill.
<Nouk> Go to the doctor and get it shifted temporary, they have something...
<elpemmy> wait. Aren't there thingies you can get that like induce the period now so you don't have to deal with it some other place?
<renske> some other place? like... my nose?
#25 · added 16 March 2006 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #insim
<Nova> this is my job, to sit on my ass and do nothing all day :(
<@ShadowDragon> are you sure you aren't kathy?
<~kathy> I need to give someone a reach around
<~kathy> huh?
<@ShadowDragon> rofl
<~kathy> Listen motherfucker
<~kathy> I do shit all day
<@ShadowDragon> hahaha
<~kathy> I clean the house
<~kathy> Cook
<~kathy> Do laundry
<~kathy> Deal with the accounting
<~kathy> Masterbate
<~kathy> Watch pr0n
<@ShadowDragon> rofl
<~kathy> Masterbate
<@ShadowDragon> bitch at us
<~kathy> Do dishes
<~kathy> Masterbate
<~kathy> Deal with the site
<~kathy> Masterbate
<~kathy> I fuckin work all day long
<Nova> ohhhh shut up
<Kelly|Out> lmao
<Nova> bitch bitch bitch
<@ShadowDragon> lol
<Nova> i make my kids do the dishes, clean the living room, pick up all there shit ect.
<Nova> that is why i had kids right?
<@ShadowDragon> I hope you don't make your kids Masterbate O.O
<~kathy> uhm No
<Nova> yes
<Nova> rofl
<~kathy> You make them masterbate?
#115 · added 19 April 2006 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<Scootie> Does soomebody know how to make default eyes with SimPE?
<Samekh> Scootie, I think there may have been a tutorial written for replacing defaults in the Sims. But not here.
<SilentPsycho> Check in the forums
<SilentPsycho> Tutorials are rarely created in Chat
<Samekh> This is this the Quentin Tarantino version of help.
<Samekh> We are not allowed.
<SilentPsycho> Or we get killed by the Bride
<-- Sims has quit (Quit: )
<SilentPsycho> Like poor Sims.
#56 · added 17 March 2006 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
[03:01pm] <PreciousAlly> Delphy!?!?! Asleep my ass...
[03:02pm] <Delphy> Your ass is asleep? You might want to massage that...
[03:04pm] <PreciousAlly> I need someone to do it for me, I cannot massage my ass.
[03:05pm] * Nurrah checks to make sure this is channel social