#21 · added 16 March 2006 · vote up / 13 / vote down - from #social
<Jon|CountingCowZzZzZz> I started counting sheeps, but sheep make a lot of noise when thrown over a fence to count. So I tried pigs. Same difference. Eventually, I came to cows. Cows don't make much noise and they know they can't be thrown over a fence. Problem solved.
<HystericalParoxysm> I'd go for chickens, personally.
<HystericalParoxysm> Nice little clouds of feathers.
<Jon|CountingCowZzZzZz> Chicken makes noise though. I'm a light sleeper.
<HystericalParoxysm> Gag them first?