#1747 · added 21 November 2011 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #social
<&whiteybook> Also, I would fuck profiteroles too, if it weren't for the fact that I'd rather eat them
#1746 · added 21 November 2011 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<frazzmeister> The sterotypically gayest man I know is straight, he does everything except the whole being attracted to men thing,.. afaik.
<emino|m11x> frazzy, stop talking about me like that :(
<frazzmeister> oh emi, you know I'd never describe you as a man.
<emino|m11x> :D
#1745 · added 20 November 2011 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
<Ren> pishing is the art/hobby of catching fish by peeing on them, stunning them.
<Ren> it's a very male-dominated sport.
<Bakafox> I dunno Ren, apparently women have won several pissing contests at the chili cookoff south of here
<gelis> catching fish by peeing?
<Ren> where I come from the 'ooh what shall we do today I KNOW LET'S PEE ON THINGS' is a very male thing.
<Bakafox> usually is here too, but apparently women can dominate when they decide they'd like to pee on things too
#1744 · added 18 November 2011 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #social
<ForeverCamp> Bah, so our connection is going to be like that today?
* ForeverCamp has quit (Broken pipe)
<frazzmeister> I'm going to say yes.
#1743 · added 16 November 2011 · vote up / 12 / vote down - from #social
<Jaguwar> The absolute sweetest looking plumber I've ever seen in real life just left my house. Face like a boy+smile like Mark Walhberg=swoon!
...
<&HystericalParoxysm> Jag - You clearly have to ask him back over to... lay some pipe.
<Jaguwar> hehehe I wish! Perhaps I'll see him around, but this is an apartment, so I don't control when they come.
<&HystericalParoxysm> Jag - Sure you can, you just press on the base underneath the shaft.
#1742 · added 9 November 2011 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #social
<Delphy|Work> Ren_Forrest_Ren: That Ancient Aliens doc is hilarious
<Delphy|Work> Did you know there is an entire TV series of the same thing?
<Ren_Forrest_Ren> DO NOT TALK TO ME I AM AT THE FUCKING EDGE
<Delphy|Work> How the hell they manage to stretch that out over multiple *seasons* is beyond me
<Ren_Forrest_Ren> ON
<Ren_Forrest_Ren> ON THE EDGE
<Ren_Forrest_Ren> OF REASON
* Delphy|Work whispers "Atlantis is real"
* Ren_Forrest_Ren rageflails
#1740 · added 7 November 2011 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #create
<&whiteybook> I reckon sleep causes nightmares
<&whiteybook> Think about it
<&whiteybook> Have you ever had a nightmare whilst not asleep?
* &whiteybook employs Politician Logic
<gelis> yes
<gelis> I accidently watched big brother
<&whiteybook> rofl
<gelis> that was a night mare
<&whiteybook> Well ok, sleep and inexcusable fault of the victim
#1739 · added 2 November 2011 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
<Ren> like... does a 2d octopus also need 2 legs? or 4?
#1738 · added 10 October 2011 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #supersecret
* Database writes the term "pity poker" down.
<Djones> Again, part of life.
<Djones> Database, it -is- a good one, right?
<Database> incredibly
<Database> I may steal it
<Djones> It also lets you say things like "Oh just fucking fold that hand of pity poker, I've got a royal flush of pain and misery that pisses all over your abject social anxiety like a stab in the stomach from a disenfranchised mother."
<Database> ...
* Database writes that down too.
#1737 · added 8 October 2011 · vote up / 13 / vote down - from #create
<whiterider> lol. I'm ill. I'm allowed to be a bitch this evening. Sorry :p
* armiel makes whitey some nice hot blueberry soup
<heaven> Blueberry soup???
<Jaguwar> blueberry soup???? Really???
<Jaguwar> sniped! LOL
<ForeverCamp> BLUEBERRY SOUP?!
* ForeverCamp is mindblown
<armiel> is good, healthy, and good when you are ill
<armiel> could you guys yell any louder?
<whiterider> You... blueberry?
<missroxor> blueberry?!
#1735 · added 18 September 2011 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #create
<missroxor> Lee, where are you from?
<LeeFish> Lancashire
<LeeFish> Coronation street accent
<missroxor> naw, I didn't even know you were a Brit <3 I've been there once I think, Chorley
<LeeFish> Yea, its just round the corner
<missroxor> hah, please tell me you say, "Orite Duck?"
<LeeFish> Not duck - duck is Sheffield. Yorkshire.
<missroxor> ugh, my first boyfriend was from Sheffield, I'm not a fan
<missroxor> lol
<LeeFish> Aww, I loved Sheffield
<LeeFish> I lived in the south side though. North side is a bit rough
<missroxor> I like Yorkshire though, my best mate is from there
<LeeFish> Its ok
<missroxor> and it's purty
<missroxor> well, the country bits where she lived were
* LeeFish is a Lancastrian - am not liking Yorkies - is tradition.
<missroxor> lol
<missroxor> well, traditionally I'm Scottish and you're English so....*moons Lee*
<LeeFish> Roxor - am English by Birth - but its all Scots Irish - like a lot of lancastrians
<LeeFish> Came to work in the factories etc
* missroxor sheepishly pulls her kilt back down over her butt
<LeeFish> Yea
<LeeFish> Mother's maiden name is Kirkham
<missroxor> moan the Scots!!
<DeadlySpiderMonkey> im guessing that you roxor and lee are from Europe?
#1734 · added 13 September 2011 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
<renske> and if i'll be menstruating on my wedding SO HELP ME I WILL CUT A BITCH PROBABLY J'S MOM.
<Nouk> Just shift your menstruation with your pill
<renske> i'm not on the pill.
<Nouk> Go to the doctor and get it shifted temporary, they have something...
<elpemmy> wait. Aren't there thingies you can get that like induce the period now so you don't have to deal with it some other place?
<renske> some other place? like... my nose?
#1732 · added 18 August 2011 · vote up / 13 / vote down - from #create
<PoliteFinn> is it polite to talk about womens frontal parts?
<adrisole> Depends on context.
<adrisole> If you're talking about being knee deep in clunge, then I'm going to vote "no".
<MadamFish> ....
#1729 · added 13 July 2011 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #supersecretstaffchannel
* whiteybook (circusfish@fd-82FB725C.adsl.wanadoo.nl) has joined #supersecretstaffchannel
<whiterider> ...
<whiterider> My... netbook is in my bag...
<whiterider> Well, that was nice and weird. It started up from being asleep, whilst in its case, to inform thin air that the battery was low and it needed to suspend
<Arisuka> Wow, it's got the personality of a cat
#1728 · added 12 July 2011 · vote up / 18 / vote down - from #create
<DaveyDaVinci> My toaster gets more ass than Tom
<Tom> fuck you
<Tom> lol
<DaveyDaVinci> Actually
<DaveyDaVinci> lol
<Tom> ew
<Tom> wait
<DaveyDaVinci> You're like my toaster in many ways
<Tom> what are you doing to your toaster...
<DaveyDaVinci> For one, you guys both pop up too quickly
<DaveyDaVinci> Two, it's deep in the closet right now, like you are
<Tree> *DINGDING*
<DaveyDaVinci> Three, neither of you go with my decor
<DaveyDaVinci> xD
#1724 · added 7 July 2011 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #create
* SeriousAboutSkillets raises hand
<SeriousAboutSkillets> You forget that I'm cool?
<traelia> >.>
<MagnificentRack> Suuuure you are. You keep on believing! :D
* SeriousAboutSkillets is cooler than the otherside of the pillow
<SeriousAboutSkillets> Okay maybe not with a name like SeriousAboutSkillets >>
<SeriousAboutSkillets> But you get the point!
<adrisole> No, that's kind of ironic chic.
<SeriousAboutSkillets> iron...ic...
<SeriousAboutSkillets> Like Iron Skillet? :D
#1721 · added 24 June 2011 · vote up / 21 / vote down - from #SekritStaffChannel
<whiterider> \o
<Qbuilderz> One armed man cheering?
<speedfish> we rejected the other arm
<speedfish> was badly textured
#1716 · added 19 June 2011 · vote up / 13 / vote down - from #secretsquirrel
<SilentPsycho> "Away, you bottle-ale rascal, you filthy bung, away!"
<SilentPsycho> "Thou spleeny spur-galled pignut!"
<SilentPsycho> "Your bedded hair, like life in excrements, start up and stand on end."
<adrisole> Filthy bung
* adrisole dies
<adrisole> I keep thinking of those things we used in Chemistry
<SilentPsycho> You think of school science, I think of buttplugs...
<SilentPsycho> What does that say about us?
<adrisole> We need hobbies?
<elpemmy> You know I always pictured buttplugs as looking identical to the bungs in chemistry
<elpemmy> Not that I picture butt plugs a lot... uhh...
<elpemmy> shit.
#1715 · added 19 June 2011 · vote up / 13 / vote down - from #social
<HystericalParoxysm> I'm so proud. My kid has learned to say "for fuck's sake"
<Ben> And he's how old?
<HystericalParoxysm> Two and a half.
<Ben> Oh my.
<HystericalParoxysm> Every time Mr. Paroxysm dies in Infamous 2, my kid goes "For fuck's sake!" and throws his hands up in the air.
<rens|off> lol
<HystericalParoxysm> It sounds more like "fuhh say!" but it's adorable.
#1712 · added 22 May 2011 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #supersekritstaffchannel
<Qborg> Okay, I will have to read this all first then
<HugeLunatic> And eat cookies while reading
<Qborg> My mother puts alcohol in her cookies and then doesn't let me eat them. I used to just take them, but now she numbers the bags so I can't get away with it.
<HugeLunatic> rofl
<whiterider> :/
* Qborg leads an unfortunate and cookie-less life
#1711 · added 22 May 2011 · vote up / 11 / vote down - from #create
<DaveyDaVinci> Guys
<DaveyDaVinci> Seriously question
<DaveyDaVinci> What does a vagina taste like? A friend of mine wants to know
<levini> ...
* levini bursts out laughing
<LadyFB> VAGINA.
<levini> Tell him to go try one
<DaveyDaVinci> Like srsly
<DaveyDaVinci> It's a girl
<HystericalParoxysm> Tell her to go try one.
<HystericalParoxysm> Or for fuck's sake, just lick her fingers after she's done strumming her harp.
<DaveyDaVinci> I shall convey the message
<DaveyDaVinci> ANd the harp metaphor
#1710 · added 22 May 2011 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #create
<LadyFB> I wonder what percentage of women actually do like mans happy juice
<traelia> Probably 0%
<traelia> Unless their boyfriend's enhance their's with chemicals to taste like chocolate
<whiterider> You could have, like.. you know those straws, you drink milk through them and there's something in the straw that makes it taste of strawberry?
<whiterider> If a guy had one of those surgically implanted...
#1704 · added 9 May 2011 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<adrisole> Loafjones babbies. Would the members of #create be godparents?
<adrisole> social, even
<adrisole> blah
<adrisole> although, you would have to start in social...and then move to, um, create.
<Loaf> #procreate
#1703 · added 18 April 2011 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #create
<DaveyDaVinci> Oh, no. Guys...I think I might be straight now
<DaveyDaVinci> There was a sexy scene in TB between Tara and Eggs
<DaveyDaVinci> And I thought it was Eggs' butt I saw
<DaveyDaVinci> And I liked it
<DaveyDaVinci> But I think it was Tara's
<DaveyDaVinci> Mind you, she is kinda built like a man
<DaveyDaVinci> Lol
<DaveyDaVinci> Oh, wait
<DaveyDaVinci> No
<DaveyDaVinci> It was Egg's
<DaveyDaVinci> Yay :D
<astillac> 0__o
<DaveyDaVinci> Crisis averted
#1702 · added 12 April 2011 · vote up / 19 / vote down - from #social
<renske> i can send smileys and pictograms with my new phone.
<renske> it's very spiffy.
<renske> it's like CLIPART
<renske> on my PHONE
<renske> what's NEXT?!
<frazzmeister> 1998.