#1735 · added 18 September 2011 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #create
<missroxor> Lee, where are you from?
<LeeFish> Lancashire
<LeeFish> Coronation street accent
<missroxor> naw, I didn't even know you were a Brit <3 I've been there once I think, Chorley
<LeeFish> Yea, its just round the corner
<missroxor> hah, please tell me you say, "Orite Duck?"
<LeeFish> Not duck - duck is Sheffield. Yorkshire.
<missroxor> ugh, my first boyfriend was from Sheffield, I'm not a fan
<missroxor> lol
<LeeFish> Aww, I loved Sheffield
<LeeFish> I lived in the south side though. North side is a bit rough
<missroxor> I like Yorkshire though, my best mate is from there
<LeeFish> Its ok
<missroxor> and it's purty
<missroxor> well, the country bits where she lived were
* LeeFish is a Lancastrian - am not liking Yorkies - is tradition.
<missroxor> lol
<missroxor> well, traditionally I'm Scottish and you're English so....*moons Lee*
<LeeFish> Roxor - am English by Birth - but its all Scots Irish - like a lot of lancastrians
<LeeFish> Came to work in the factories etc
* missroxor sheepishly pulls her kilt back down over her butt
<LeeFish> Yea
<LeeFish> Mother's maiden name is Kirkham
<missroxor> moan the Scots!!
<DeadlySpiderMonkey> im guessing that you roxor and lee are from Europe?
#1734 · added 13 September 2011 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
<renske> and if i'll be menstruating on my wedding SO HELP ME I WILL CUT A BITCH PROBABLY J'S MOM.
<Nouk> Just shift your menstruation with your pill
<renske> i'm not on the pill.
<Nouk> Go to the doctor and get it shifted temporary, they have something...
<elpemmy> wait. Aren't there thingies you can get that like induce the period now so you don't have to deal with it some other place?
<renske> some other place? like... my nose?
#1732 · added 18 August 2011 · vote up / 13 / vote down - from #create
<PoliteFinn> is it polite to talk about womens frontal parts?
<adrisole> Depends on context.
<adrisole> If you're talking about being knee deep in clunge, then I'm going to vote "no".
<MadamFish> ....
#1729 · added 13 July 2011 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #supersecretstaffchannel
* whiteybook (circusfish@fd-82FB725C.adsl.wanadoo.nl) has joined #supersecretstaffchannel
<whiterider> ...
<whiterider> My... netbook is in my bag...
<whiterider> Well, that was nice and weird. It started up from being asleep, whilst in its case, to inform thin air that the battery was low and it needed to suspend
<Arisuka> Wow, it's got the personality of a cat
#1728 · added 12 July 2011 · vote up / 18 / vote down - from #create
<DaveyDaVinci> My toaster gets more ass than Tom
<Tom> fuck you
<Tom> lol
<DaveyDaVinci> Actually
<DaveyDaVinci> lol
<Tom> ew
<Tom> wait
<DaveyDaVinci> You're like my toaster in many ways
<Tom> what are you doing to your toaster...
<DaveyDaVinci> For one, you guys both pop up too quickly
<DaveyDaVinci> Two, it's deep in the closet right now, like you are
<Tree> *DINGDING*
<DaveyDaVinci> Three, neither of you go with my decor
<DaveyDaVinci> xD
#1724 · added 7 July 2011 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #create
* SeriousAboutSkillets raises hand
<SeriousAboutSkillets> You forget that I'm cool?
<traelia> >.>
<MagnificentRack> Suuuure you are. You keep on believing! :D
* SeriousAboutSkillets is cooler than the otherside of the pillow
<SeriousAboutSkillets> Okay maybe not with a name like SeriousAboutSkillets >>
<SeriousAboutSkillets> But you get the point!
<adrisole> No, that's kind of ironic chic.
<SeriousAboutSkillets> iron...ic...
<SeriousAboutSkillets> Like Iron Skillet? :D
#1721 · added 24 June 2011 · vote up / 21 / vote down - from #SekritStaffChannel
<whiterider> \o
<Qbuilderz> One armed man cheering?
<speedfish> we rejected the other arm
<speedfish> was badly textured
#1716 · added 19 June 2011 · vote up / 13 / vote down - from #secretsquirrel
<SilentPsycho> "Away, you bottle-ale rascal, you filthy bung, away!"
<SilentPsycho> "Thou spleeny spur-galled pignut!"
<SilentPsycho> "Your bedded hair, like life in excrements, start up and stand on end."
<adrisole> Filthy bung
* adrisole dies
<adrisole> I keep thinking of those things we used in Chemistry
<SilentPsycho> You think of school science, I think of buttplugs...
<SilentPsycho> What does that say about us?
<adrisole> We need hobbies?
<elpemmy> You know I always pictured buttplugs as looking identical to the bungs in chemistry
<elpemmy> Not that I picture butt plugs a lot... uhh...
<elpemmy> shit.
#1715 · added 19 June 2011 · vote up / 13 / vote down - from #social
<HystericalParoxysm> I'm so proud. My kid has learned to say "for fuck's sake"
<Ben> And he's how old?
<HystericalParoxysm> Two and a half.
<Ben> Oh my.
<HystericalParoxysm> Every time Mr. Paroxysm dies in Infamous 2, my kid goes "For fuck's sake!" and throws his hands up in the air.
<rens|off> lol
<HystericalParoxysm> It sounds more like "fuhh say!" but it's adorable.
#1712 · added 22 May 2011 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #supersekritstaffchannel
<Qborg> Okay, I will have to read this all first then
<HugeLunatic> And eat cookies while reading
<Qborg> My mother puts alcohol in her cookies and then doesn't let me eat them. I used to just take them, but now she numbers the bags so I can't get away with it.
<HugeLunatic> rofl
<whiterider> :/
* Qborg leads an unfortunate and cookie-less life
#1711 · added 22 May 2011 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #create
<DaveyDaVinci> Guys
<DaveyDaVinci> Seriously question
<DaveyDaVinci> What does a vagina taste like? A friend of mine wants to know
<levini> ...
* levini bursts out laughing
<LadyFB> VAGINA.
<levini> Tell him to go try one
<DaveyDaVinci> Like srsly
<DaveyDaVinci> It's a girl
<HystericalParoxysm> Tell her to go try one.
<HystericalParoxysm> Or for fuck's sake, just lick her fingers after she's done strumming her harp.
<DaveyDaVinci> I shall convey the message
<DaveyDaVinci> ANd the harp metaphor
#1710 · added 22 May 2011 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #create
<LadyFB> I wonder what percentage of women actually do like mans happy juice
<traelia> Probably 0%
<traelia> Unless their boyfriend's enhance their's with chemicals to taste like chocolate
<whiterider> You could have, like.. you know those straws, you drink milk through them and there's something in the straw that makes it taste of strawberry?
<whiterider> If a guy had one of those surgically implanted...
#1704 · added 9 May 2011 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<adrisole> Loafjones babbies. Would the members of #create be godparents?
<adrisole> social, even
<adrisole> blah
<adrisole> although, you would have to start in social...and then move to, um, create.
<Loaf> #procreate
#1703 · added 18 April 2011 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #create
<DaveyDaVinci> Oh, no. Guys...I think I might be straight now
<DaveyDaVinci> There was a sexy scene in TB between Tara and Eggs
<DaveyDaVinci> And I thought it was Eggs' butt I saw
<DaveyDaVinci> And I liked it
<DaveyDaVinci> But I think it was Tara's
<DaveyDaVinci> Mind you, she is kinda built like a man
<DaveyDaVinci> Lol
<DaveyDaVinci> Oh, wait
<DaveyDaVinci> No
<DaveyDaVinci> It was Egg's
<DaveyDaVinci> Yay :D
<astillac> 0__o
<DaveyDaVinci> Crisis averted
#1702 · added 12 April 2011 · vote up / 18 / vote down - from #social
<renske> i can send smileys and pictograms with my new phone.
<renske> it's very spiffy.
<renske> it's like CLIPART
<renske> on my PHONE
<renske> what's NEXT?!
<frazzmeister> 1998.
#1700 · added 1 April 2011 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<HystericalParoxysm> Wombats are the cute ones, right?
<whiterider> Yeah, the un-cute ones are Wampirebats
#1699 · added 30 March 2011 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #supersecretstaffchannel
<jhd1189> Hrrmm... um so far two different people have pointed out that the Princess Diana Sim and the car wreck object
<jhd1189> are next to each other on the front page
<jhd1189> O_O
<Cruel_Fish> It was deliberate
<whiterider> rofl
<Cruel_Fish> Its MTS making a cutting social comment on something that happened over ten years ago
<Cruel_Fish> ..........
#1698 · added 24 March 2011 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #create
daluved1> DOCTOR
<Sparkle> WHO ARE YOU CALLING A DOCTOR
<Sparkle> I'm not sick
* daluved1 feels sparkles forehead
<daluved1> Oh no, it's worse than I thought
<Sparkle> I have the dreaded vampire sparkles?
<daluved1> Worse
<Sparkle> DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
<daluved1> The Shirtless Wolf Syndrome
* Sparkle looks out of the window
<KaylaRox> lol omfg :P
<daluved1> On the bright side, you'll have smoking hot abs
<Sparkle> Either that, or come full moon, I'm going to shock a LOT of people...
* daluved1 prepares the eyeball bleach
#1697 · added 19 March 2011 · vote up / 0 / vote down - from #create
<Sparkle> WTF, Cock-a-Dobby
<bakafox> ..house elf for a cock?
#1696 · added 16 March 2011 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #social
* nick_MasterJ16 (nick_Maste@D5A64354.D36D0699.92F2A.IP) has joined #social
<nick_MasterJ16> oh
<nick_MasterJ16> ok
<nick_MasterJ16> got it now
<nick_MasterJ16> stupid me should of done that in the 1st place *sigh*
<Djones> Isn't that banevasion?
<whiterider> Yes
<Djones> s/banevasion/ban-evasion
<whiterider> It's also, like, for the THIRTEENTH TIME
<whiterider> You do it IN CHAT. It's a CHAT COMMAND.
<whiterider> It changes your nick WITHOUT YOU LEAVING CHAT.
#1695 · added 16 March 2011 · vote up / 16 / vote down - from #social
<MasterJ64> does anybody know what iwx is?
<MasterJ64> or means
<MasterJ64> cause the dang thing made me change my name for some reason
<MasterJ64> do you know HystericalParoxym
<HystericalParoxysm> Not a clue.
<MasterJ64> I had to change my username to login for some reason and it didn't tell me why either do you yhink you can help me out?
<HystericalParoxysm> Dunno. Just do /nick MasterJ16
<MasterJ64> i tried and it wouln't let me still for some reason I think somebody stole my nickname to login here casue I do not like MasterJ64 it looks plain weird to me
* HystericalParoxysm is now known as MasterJ16
<MasterJ16> Works fine.
* MasterJ16 is now known as HystericalParoxysm
<HystericalParoxysm> It didn't ask me for a password either, so nobody stole your nick.
<MasterJ64> let me try it
* MasterJ64 has quit (Quit: Live Chat Java User)
<frazzmeister> ...
* HystericalParoxysm sighs.
* MasterJ64 (MasterJ64@88F7A955.5B59F4DD.92F2A.IP) has joined #social
<HystericalParoxysm> You don't have to leave the chat to do it.
<HystericalParoxysm> Just type /nick MasterJ16
* MasterJ64 has quit (Quit: MasterJ64)
* MasterJ64 (MasterJ64@88F7A955.5B59F4DD.92F2A.IP) has joined #social
<HystericalParoxysm> You don't have to leave the chat to do it.
<HystericalParoxysm> Just type /nick MasterJ16
<MasterJ64> type in what?
<frazzmeister> I'd headdesk if not for the gravy covered plate of roast pork in front of me.
<HystericalParoxysm> /nick MasterJ16
* HystericalParoxysm steals some of frazz's gravypork
<MasterJ64> where do I type it then?
<HystericalParoxysm> Same place you just typed "where do I type it then?"
* MasterJ64 has quit (Quit: Live Chat Java User)
<HystericalParoxysm> Oh for fuck's sake.
* nick_MasterJ16 (nick_Maste@88F7A955.5B59F4DD.92F2A.IP) has joined #social
* frazzmeister chokes
<nick_MasterJ16> it looks weird
<HystericalParoxysm> Because you did it wrong.
<nick_MasterJ16> what do i have to do then
<HystericalParoxysm> Type /nick MasterJ16
<nick_MasterJ16> in the nickname thing
<HystericalParoxysm> No
<HystericalParoxysm> In here
<HystericalParoxysm> Do not leave the chat
<frazzmeister> right there in the place where you to say things
<HystericalParoxysm> Start with a /
<HystericalParoxysm> Then type nick, and then a space, and MasterJ16
<nick_MasterJ16> on the side thing
<nick_MasterJ16> here
<HystericalParoxysm> In the place you just typed "on the side thing"
<HystericalParoxysm> Exactly where you are typing now
<nick_MasterJ16> is this right? nick MasterJ16
<HystericalParoxysm> With a /
<HystericalParoxysm> And it has to be on its own, like, at the start of a new message in the little box
<HystericalParoxysm> /nick MasterJ16
<HystericalParoxysm> Just like that.
* nick_MasterJ16 has quit (Quit: Live Chat Java User)
<frazzmeister> .......is this real?
* HystericalParoxysm headdesks over and over.
* HystericalParoxysm sets ban on *!*@88F7A955.5B59F4DD.92F2A.IP
<HystericalParoxysm> Too fucking stupid to be here.
<frazzmeister> IQ as well as age must be at least 13, eh?
<HystericalParoxysm> That's probably a bit over-generous.
#1694 · added 14 March 2011 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
MasterJ16 also I'm thinking of owning a Golden Retriever when i'm older 2 of them
whiterider Sadly, I don't think they can retrieve senses of humour
#1693 · added 14 March 2011 · vote up / 1 / vote down - from #social
MasterJ16 a member
MasterJ16 on this site
elpemmy a penis?
MasterJ16 no
renske a penis that starts with an R? o0
elpemmy a red penis?
MasterJ16 no
renske D:
renske you should get that checked out.
#1692 · added 14 March 2011 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #social
elpemmy MY ASS IS NOT FAT
elpemmy MY ASS IS IN PERFECT CONDITION
renske IF BY PERFECT YOU MEAN FAT
whiterider Did it say that on the ebay listing?
#1690 · added 14 March 2011 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<darkwytche> I'm giving up being hetero!
<whiterider> ...you've never been hetero
<darkwytche> So lent is easy for me this year!