#168 · added 4 July 2006 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<frazzmeister> be nice. im drunbk. i can ban you .........
<frazzmeister> rofl.
<frazzmeister> i suck.
<frazzmeister> oops.
<Anna> i don't
<frazzmeister> must not say im an a dick.
#167 · added 28 June 2006 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
<Samehk> For the last few years. I have had more rude dreams about Delphy than I had about Christopher Walken or Johnny Depp.
#165 · added 26 June 2006 · vote up / 9 / vote down
[05:04] <Sandy> I am not a 'Jon' I am a 'Jen' or 'Sandy'.
[05:04] <Sandy> Bye!
[05:04] <whiterider> I know that!!
[05:04] * bloodthirsty grows wings and fly away
[05:04] <whiterider> A bloke in Alaska called Jon joined
[05:04] * Sandy was kicked by Jon (She's talking about me, genius.)
#164 · added 25 June 2006 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #social
<Bink13y> in Buffalo it's illegal to rent an apartment without head
#163 · added 25 June 2006 · vote up / 16 / vote down - from #social
* SilentPsycho snuggles frazzy
* SilentPsycho snuggles Binky
<frazzmeister> i feel sorry for my liver.. it needs huggles....
* SilentPsycho snuggles frazzy's liver
#162 · added 24 June 2006 · vote up / 10 / vote down
[01:29] <LyricLee> ive been ignoring alot of PMs lately lol
[01:29] <Delphy> I do too
[01:29] <CynicalChick> i deleted the one that said lyric was threatening someone's life..lol
[01:29] <LyricLee> oh god airway?
[01:29] <CynicalChick> yeah
[01:29] <LyricLee> becuase they were "killed" from chat
[01:29] <LyricLee> total death threat there
[01:30] <CynicalChick> "help! she's threatening my life! what do i do?"
[01:30] <CynicalChick> couldn't stop laughing
#161 · added 23 June 2006 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #social
<Lethe|noimnot> it's 'kick jk11 day
<JK11> yay
<Lethe|noimnot> :)
* JK11 hides behind Catf|sh
<-- whiterider has kicked JK11 from #social (Pie!! Again!)
--> JK11 (JK11@mts2-F5CBDE52.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) has joined #social
<-- Delphy has kicked JK11 from #social (Creampie)
--> JK11 (JK11@mts2-F5CBDE52.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) has joined #social
<whiterider> I'll stop now...
<-- Delphy has kicked JK11 from #social (Custard)
--> teknofil|sleeping (pm.me@mts2-B35753EA.nas94.washington1.dc.us.da.qwest.net) has joined #social
<-- teknofil has quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by teknofil|sleeping)))
--> JK11 (JK11@mts2-F5CBDE52.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) has joined #social
<-- Delphy has kicked JK11 from #social (Rice pudding)
* SilentPsycho tries to kick JK11 in the groin
--> JK11 (JK11@mts2-F5CBDE52.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) has joined #social
<JK11> w00t
* SilentPsycho tries to kick JK11 in the groin
<-- Delphy has kicked JK11 from #social (Savoury stuff)
--> JK11 (JK11@mts2-F5CBDE52.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) has joined #social
<-- Delphy has kicked JK11 from #social (zomg groin)
--> JK11 (JK11@mts2-F5CBDE52.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) has joined #social
<-- Delphy has kicked JK11 from #social (peas)
<SilentPsycho> Heheheh
--> JK11 (JK11@mts2-F5CBDE52.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) has joined #social
<Lyric> lol
<-- Delphy has kicked JK11 from #social (ENGLAND FTW)
--- Foamy sets ban on *!*@mts2-F5CBDE52.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net
<SilentPsycho> Mushy peas!
<Delphy> rofl
<Lethe|noimnot> foamy
<Lethe|noimnot> you bastard
<SimKitty1221> jesus...
<Delphy> yay foamy
<SimKitty1221> you guys are nuts!
<Lethe|noimnot> yes
* SilentPsycho falls over giggling
<Lethe|noimnot> yes we are
* Delphy falls off chair laughing
<Lethe|noimnot> read the topic
<Nurrah> SimKitty1221, welcome to #Social
#159 · added 19 June 2006 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<white|EatingGreasyStuff> Everyone is my friend. Except JK: who is my enemy. My friends will kill my enemies.....
<white|EatingGreasyStuff> =P
<JK11> :P
* JK11 is still living
* SilentPsycho kills JK11
<SilentPsycho> Not anymore.
#157 · added 17 June 2006 · vote up / 29 / vote down - from #social
<JK11> Let's get a fake help channel
<JK11> Guess the idea wasn't as good as we thought it would be :P
<SilentPsycho> Put a message at the top saying 'This is a fake help chat. All those who want help, go to the Game Help forums' and see how many can read
<JK11> lol SilentPsycho
<JK11> With bots that randomly say fake answers
<JK11> such as "Place all your downloads in My Documents\Downloads
<JK11> XD
<SilentPsycho> Like 'You PC is too hot. Please take it to the nearest sink to cool down.'
<SilentPsycho> Obvious wrong answers
<JK11> Make sure that you have rebooted your computer 8 times before playing the game
<JK11> Or "To get a baby, you must pray to the Sim stork gods. The item is found under Micellaneous/All"
<notreallyhere> XD
<SilentPsycho> Sim Llama Gods
<JK11> "To make your sim a vampire, your sim must eat ramen for 3 days, then set a television on fire.
* Delphy|JobHunting snickers
<SilentPsycho> Need a group of bots to make it convincing
<JK11> and maybe a few willing people who want to give bad answers
<SilentPsycho> With names like n00bHeLpEr
<JK11> lol
<notreallyhere> That will totally rock
<SilentPsycho> "Your video card is not good enough. Please remove it and replace it with a pair of used panties."
<JK11> lol
<SuperFly> There'll be one person who tries it
<JK11> "Your CD is scratched. Make sure to call EA Games and complain to them"
<SilentPsycho> "Your friends are all laughing at you behind your back. KILL THEM"
<JK11> "Make sure to double click the Sims 2 icon twice, to avoid compatability issues"
<SilentPsycho> Wait...
<SilentPsycho> "Your Sims are all laughing at you behind your back. KILL THEM"
<notreallyhere> Or "the new cheat to get Bella is to type in 'nookiebooboo' three times in a row"
<Delphy|JobHunting> You guys are insane
#156 · added 15 June 2006 · vote up / 36 / vote down - from #Social
[21:37] * Bunny yawns
[21:37] <Delphy> !bagel Bunny
[21:37] * Foamy sticks a creamy creamy cheesy cheesy bagel in Bunny's gob.
[21:37] <Bunny> I'm really sleepy
[21:37] * Bunny chokes
[21:37] * Bunny dies
[21:38] * Delphy humps the dead Bunny
[21:38] <Darkwytche> O.o
[21:38] * Bunny gasps "Thats necrobestiality!!!"
#155 · added 14 June 2006 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
<Delphy> We are the borg.
<LyricLee> i can do that for you jk
<JK11> I'm fine
<LyricLee> Resistance is futile
<Delphy> Lower your shields and surrender your ships
* JK11 surrenders the nude pic ship
<suceress> All your base are belong to us.
#154 · added 14 June 2006 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #Social
[14:56] * LyricLee hugs jon
[14:56] <Jon> Why am I being hugged?
[14:56] <LyricLee> cuz youre smart and right
#152 · added 11 June 2006 · vote up / 16 / vote down - from #social
* Jon has kicked Anna_Matronic from #social (Jon)
* Jon has kicked BrooklyNycole from #social (Jon)
* Jon has kicked Jacie from #social (Jon)
* Foamy has kicked Jon from #social (mass kick, go sit in a corner)
#151 · added 10 June 2006 · vote up / 51 / vote down - from #social
[08:26] <Delphy|Drunk> i am out of alchooal
[08:26] <Delphy|Drunk> coahol
[08:26] <Gaz> Delph needs a big bag of chips with curry sauce
[08:26] <Delphy|Drunk> alco
[08:27] <Delphy|Drunk> DRINK STUFF
#149 · added 7 June 2006 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
[03:26] <SilentPsycho> I think sometimes people associate nakedness with nudity too much
[03:26] <SilentPsycho> Wait...
[03:26] <SilentPsycho> nudity with sex even
#146 · added 23 May 2006 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
--> VoodooChile (VoodooChil@9A740898.A2039443.D3B3644D.IP) has joined #social
<en7en> I'm not just crazy. I'm idiotic too!
<CatRose> me too
<CatRose> let's join hands and do the idiotic dance!
<CatRose> lol
* CatRose slaps CatRose around a bit with a large trout
* en7en tries to grab CatRose's hand, but misses, and falls.
<VoodooChile> christ
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#145 · added 23 May 2006 · vote up / 3 / vote down
[01:54pm] <hiddensmoke> i took an exam today in english and i had to write an essay on romeo and juliet
[01:54pm] <hiddensmoke> i wrote it like irc
[01:54pm] <Kelly> like irc?
[01:54pm] <hiddensmoke> Romeo- ZOMG!
[01:54pm] <hiddensmoke> Juliet- I LOVE YOU!
[01:55pm] <outtis> :E
[01:55pm] <outtis> I hope you fail
[01:55pm] <hiddensmoke> Romeo- Lets get married Foolishly
[01:55pm] <Zepherian> Romeo - I si queer
[01:55pm] <Zepherian> Juliet - I si suicide
[01:55pm] <hiddensmoke> Juliet- BRILLIANT
[01:55pm] <outtis> Julit - I know you hax
[01:55pm] <outtis> *juliet
[01:55pm] <outtis> :(
[01:55pm] <Zepherian> romeo - onos! me si suicide too
[01:55pm] <hiddensmoke> Romeo- onos! She art dead!
[01:55pm] <outtis> juliet - /kill
[01:56pm] <hiddensmoke> Romeo- How can i live without the girl i just met!
[01:56pm] <hiddensmoke> *romeo sucisides*
[01:56pm] <hiddensmoke> you get the picture
#144 · added 23 May 2006 · vote up / 36 / vote down
[12:06] <Moe> :
[12:06] <Moe> er
[12:06] <Moe> ok this is pathetic
[12:06] <Moe> I just misspelled a smilie
[12:06] <Moe> this is a new low
#143 · added 23 May 2006 · vote up / 9 / vote down
<en7en> Forgive me... I'm from the old days of the internet, when people who were online all had a dick and never got to use it
#142 · added 23 May 2006 · vote up / 6 / vote down
[11:09] <Kelly> Emos amuse me
[11:10] <Kelly> I look semi-emo now that I have bangs
[11:10] <Allie> Emus are a lard bird indiginous to australia.
[11:10] <Salty> lard?
[11:10] <Allie> land
[11:10] <Allie> though lard birds works too
[11:11] <Arch> after seeing Kelly's line, and Allie's line, I must resist the urge to change the topic to "<Kelly> I look semi-emu now that I have a beak"
#141 · added 21 May 2006 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
<Darkwytche> Hi Silent
--> txtr (toko@mts2-883614DF.adsl.wanadoo.nl) has joined #social
<Darkwytche> What did I miss?
<txtr> so whats the help channel then
<ghosty12> Gone
<txtr> omfg
<SilentPsycho> Just some idiot newbie who counts 'gay as an insult
<txtr> pls die all of you
<SilentPsycho> Damn, he's back
<-- txtr has quit (Quit: )
<Darkwytche> Oh. Gay is an insult?
<SilentPsycho> Apparently.
<Darkwytche> He needs to get better insults.
<SilentPsycho> Yep
#139 · added 21 May 2006 · vote up / -1 / vote down - from #social
<Superfly> !seen God
<Foamy> I found 33 matches to your query. Here are the 5 most recent (sorted): PreciousAlly PreciousAlly PA|Coding PA|Photoshop ModYourLlama. PreciousAlly (Snake@mts2-C297D127.nycap.res.rr.com) was last seen quitting from #social 8 days, 10 hours, 52 minutes ago stating (Quit: AnacønÐa · {"Any} simple idea must be worded in the most complicated way").
<Lethe> precious is god?
#138 · added 20 May 2006 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from Social
<CatRose> let's talking about something else
<CatRose> any suggestions?
<Vie> Erm...
<Vie> Cars
<Vie> Cats
<Vie> Carrots
<Vie> Cany Cother Cthings begining with C
<CatRose> Camera
<CatRose> Cartoons
<CatRose> your favorite cartoon?
<Vie> Hum
<Vie> good question, probably Futurama
<Foamy> Zoidberg: Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!
<Vie> ...
<Vie> Now theres an Image I dint need
#136 · added 18 May 2006 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
<HystericalParoxysm> Hrm. I should work on my castle.
* HystericalParoxysm steals en7en's buildybrain.
<en7en> Once more, I repeat: I have no brain.
<Darkwytche> He is dead from the neck up
<en7en> I do my thinking with my gallbladder.
<HystericalParoxysm> Wel, fine, your buildygallbladder.
<HystericalParoxysm> Well, even. I swear, I can type.
<en7en> You can't have my gallbladder for free. You must rent it.
[...]
<HystericalParoxysm> Asshole's not letting me use his gallbladder, neither.
<HystericalParoxysm> How the hell am I supposed to build this stupid castle if I can't use his gallbladder?!
<en7en> Here, HP, you can have my left testicle.
<HystericalParoxysm> That ain't gonna help me build no stinkin' castle.
<Darkwytche> HP do you have idea how wrong that sentence sounds?
<en7en> Take it or leave it, buster.
<HystericalParoxysm> Since when do I care what anything sounds like?
<Darkwytche> Hmmm ok
* en7en , miffed, puts his testicle back in his pocket.
<HystericalParoxysm> Is it at least a talented architecht, this testicle of yours? Not that I can spell worth a damn today, but... the thingie, the buildypeople, can it be a buildypeople?
<en7en> My left testicle does all the interior decorating, and helps with the general aesthetic balance of my houses. It doesn't do roof deforms, but I would say it's very skilled.
<en7en> At least as skilled as your tibia. So there.
<HystericalParoxysm> Oh. I have the interior decorating and aesthetic balance down. It's the roof deforms I need. :
<en7en> Sorry, that's the gallbladder, and it's not free.
<HystericalParoxysm> Can I borrow your spleen? I hear it's got a real knack for roofs.
<Darkwytche> Ick
<en7en> My spleen is out on loan to the Royal British Museum of Architectural Body Parts in Leeds.
<HystericalParoxysm> Oh, hell. That's a bit of a walk from here.
<en7en> The exhibit runs until august, so no, sorry.
<HystericalParoxysm> Well, a bit of a swim, AND a bit of of a walk.
<en7en> And a bit of a hop on one foot, if you want to make it more entertaining.
<HystericalParoxysm> Now that's just silly.
#135 · added 18 May 2006 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #social
<en7en> Okay, Frenchie, I challenge you to a duel of snootiness!
* The_French_Zombie eats en7en's empty head off
<The_French_Zombie> Done :D
<en7en> "Mon enfant, ma soeur!"
* en7en throws the gauntlet
<The_French_Zombie> Gné ?
<en7en> Okay, I win the Baudelaire round.
* The_French_Zombie eats the gauntlet and the matching hand
<The_French_Zombie> burp
<Darkwytche> Les fleurs du mal
<en7en> Hey! It's a snootiness duel! Eating is not fair, unless it's eating obscure snooty elitist french dishes!
<en7en> You want in, Dark?
<en7en> Wait your turn!
<Darkwytche> No just proving I'm not totally dumb
* The_French_Zombie eats a lobster and goose liver.
<The_French_Zombie> Now I can eat your other arm
<en7en> Ha! Foie gras du Perigord!
* en7en is a bit worried that pedantic displays of elitism don't seem to work on a zombie...
<The_French_Zombie> *thinking about the Monty Python and the Holy Grail*
<en7en> Oh no!
<en7en> English humor! I can't fight that!
* The_French_Zombie gobbles en7en's leg
<The_French_Zombie> I think I'm winning *evil grin*
<en7en> Damn it! uh... uh... quick! Gotta think of something!
<en7en> Voltaire! Montesquieu! ROUSSEAU!
* The_French_Zombie grins and dribbles while watching en7en's leg
<The_French_Zombie> Corneille ?
* en7en regains hope...
<en7en> CAMUS!
<en7en> SARTRE!
<en7en> "Hell is other sims!"
* The_French_Zombie recitates "Stances à Marquise" then chops en7en's remaining leg off.
* Vie starts flinging Bratworsts at the pair of you
<en7en> Nooooo!
<en7en> Argh! Germans!
* en7en is invaded in 12 milliseconds.
<en7en> Damn. Now I gotta wait for the yankees to liberate me.
<Darkwytche> Pierre Morand - 'La Naine'
<HystericalParoxysm> Thundercles!
* The_French_Zombie would love to cut en7en's tongue off but it'd look like a French kiss.
* en7en expires, whilst faintly whispering "mon enfant, ma soeur, songe a la douceur... "
* en7en is now known as The_Late_en7en
<The_French_Zombie> Je suis belle, ô mortels ! Comme un rêve de pierre...
<The_Late_en7en> Alas, poodles. I was done in, for my impregnable intellectual snootiness was no match against Limey Loons and German Sauerkraut. Hence dies the hope of a haughty nation! To the vultures now shall it be given.
<Darkwytche> André Malraux - La Condition Humane
<The_Late_en7en> At least Darkwytche is trying. Pour la France, mon ami! Pour la France!
<The_French_Zombie> :-s
<Darkwytche> Way
<The_Late_en7en> Okay, are we done?
* You are now known as en7en
* The_French_Zombie is now known as The_French_Sim