#235 · added 5 September 2006 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #social
<Pfhoenix> I stopped trying to fight physically with my husband after I realized how much better at jujitsu he is, than I.
* Bunny laughs
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<Bunny> I can beat my other half at arm wrestling :D
<Pfhoenix> but when he does finally pen me, it's really hot.. heh
<Bunny> and thumb wars, he's got stubby fingers
<SilentPsycho> I thought that would be a plus...
* Pfhoenix is like a feral animal when it comes to mating.. we must battle, and if you can beat me, you can have it...
* SilentPsycho imagines that and drools
<Pfhoenix> now tazmanian devils have it rough though...
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<Pfhoenix> they are lucky to survive any part of the incident.
<SilentPsycho> Do you think we scared them off?
#234 · added 5 September 2006 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
<Pfhoenix> well, it's not that bad with the old hand, I just cant hold very heavy things in it.. I basically shattered the 4th and 5th metacarpal.. (ring and pinky bone) in my hand...
* Pfhoenix smiles remembering how she did it... Ahhh, violence.
<Bunny> My handwriting is hideous, I type everything I can
<SilentPsycho> What did you do?
<Pfhoenix> well, I was drunk...
<whiterider> And she's still more dangerous than kicking a rhino...
<Pfhoenix> and got in a fight with an oak door.
<Bunny> and therefore invincible
<Pfhoenix> and the door kinda kicked my ass.
#231 · added 5 September 2006 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #help
<-- Star|afk (Starbuck@we.love.modthesims2.com) has left #help (too...many....tards)
* white|TV flushes Star's loo
#229 · added 5 September 2006 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
<Anna> there was a shampoo girls that used to poke me with her boobs while drying my hair
<Anna> so i went to the hairdresser a lot more often in that period
#228 · added 5 September 2006 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
--- Delphster is now known as InfiniDelphy
* Anna licks InfiniDelphy
<SilentPsycho> Do I want to ask Delphy?
<InfiniDelphy> Infinity Combat Prototype
<P-epsi> how's coke today?
<Anna> mmmmm
<InfiniDelphy> aka naked mud wrestling
<Anna> wow
<SilentPsycho> Ahhh.
<cokenasmile> coke is reading popular mechanics :)
<SilentPsycho> That's not as interesting as naked mud wrestling
#227 · added 4 September 2006 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #social
* curlybap glomps cok
<curlybap> roflmfao
<curlybap> *coke
<cokenasmile> nice freudian ;)

<curlybap> i don't even get it
<curlybap> *IT, that is
#226 · added 4 September 2006 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #help

-->| StEvEn65 (StEvEn65@mts2-F8E723D6.dhcp.embarqhsd.net) has joined #help
<whiterider> Oh hello
<StEvEn65> omg i need zum helps
<whiterider> Yeah I gethered that in #social
<StEvEn65> my sims cd is upside dOwN
<whiterider> *gathered
<whiterider> What?
<StEvEn65> how can i FIX it
<whiterider> Umm.. turn it the right way up?
<StEvEn65> my sims cd is upside dOwN its brockded
<Hysterical Paroxysm> ...
<StEvEn65> i canterrrrrr
<StEvEn65> oh fuk banned frum social nuthin else to do
=-= StEvEn65 was booted from #help by HystericalParoxysm (I'd tell you to not be an idiot, but I don't think you're capable of it.)
#225 · added 3 September 2006 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<whiterider> Frenchie credied the stressballs to me :)
<whiterider> *creditted, damn you surly!
<whiterider> -t
<curlybap> whahahah!
<curlybap> +a
* curlybap suggests a "Bad-typing" channel to teach people to type: #typeright?
<curlybap> whoops, just joined that...
<whiterider> roflmao
* curlybapn is a silly little bugger
<whiterider> You pwn the quotes db...
<curlybap> wtf, i just went to http://www.dulphster.net/irc
#224 · added 3 September 2006 · vote up / 1 / vote down - from #social
[14:13] <suceress|simPE> cox... *sniggers*
#223 · added 3 September 2006 · vote up / 9 / vote down
[13:38] <Wesker> you mean.....BUTTSECKS?
[13:39] <Pfhoenix> Wesker, try not to be such a wanker, would ya?
[13:39] * Wesker was kicked by frazzmeister (pfh is right, wanking is best done is private.)
#222 · added 3 September 2006 · vote up / 12 / vote down
[13:28] <Durntdude> gimme a dollar
[13:28] * Durntdude was kicked by frazzmeister (a dollars worth of kickarse?)
#221 · added 2 September 2006 · vote up / 68 / vote down - from #help
<photo_me2004> ok so i can't find the wcif forum
#220 · added 2 September 2006 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #social
<warrock434> .
<warrock434> i have not said anything for an hour and a half now
<missangelica> Good for you.
<SilentPsycho> Why not try for two hours?
#218 · added 1 September 2006 · vote up / 16 / vote down
[05:17] <pedantic> Delphy: what kind of bot is foamy?
[05:18] <Delphy> a bot
[05:18] <Lethe> a squirrel bot
[05:18] <frazzmeister> a squirelly bot of doom.
[05:18] <Lethe> of doom
[05:18] <Delphy> :D
[05:18] <Lethe> :|
[05:18] <Lethe> get out of my head!
#216 · added 25 August 2006 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
<viromancy> Core 2 Duo E6700 (overclocked), 2 GB DDR2 SDRAM 800MHz (overclocked), 2x500 GB SATA-300 striped RAID, neon cables...oh, I get hard just thinking about it :P
<Kelly> ZOMG VIRO
<whiterider> Yesh, but I have an MTS2 mousemat :)
#215 · added 22 August 2006 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
http://www.demusedsims.com/images/delphysparts.jpg
#213 · added 20 August 2006 · vote up / 22 / vote down - from #social
[17:28] <whiterider> lespaul, either you have viruses, or you got sold crap. Did your Dell come from B&Q?
[17:28] <lespaul> no we bought it through dell
[17:28] <whiterider> That's worse
[17:28] <CS-Sleeping> Laughing Out Loud
[17:28] <lespaul> well throught them online
[17:28] <frazzmeister> urrgh.
[17:28] <whiterider> Always buy Dells second-hand - at least then you know they used to work :D
[17:28] <BinkBath> most people forget to add gas to there Dell, thats why so few get to properly explode
[17:29] <Catf|sh> have them send you a new flux capacitor / warp core assembly
[17:29] <lespaul> i wouldnt know how to put it in
#212 · added 19 August 2006 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
<frazzmeister> i scared grandma with an orgy?
#211 · added 13 August 2006 · vote up / 18 / vote down - from #social
[00:06] <antovegarci> PIG
[00:06] <igit> o.O
[00:06] <antovegarci> TAIL
[00:06] <igit> what?
[00:06] <antovegarci> PIG
[00:06] <antovegarci> PIG
[00:06] * antovegarci (antovegarc@46E8B744.5435E3F2.A2F5672.IP) has left #social
[00:07] <igit> o.O
[00:07] <igit> what was that all about?
[00:07] <frazzmeister> craves bacon, i guess.
#208 · added 9 August 2006 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
<SilentPsycho> A toast to bread, for without bread, there could be no toast.
<deadkenny> amen
<SilentPsycho> To bread!
<deadkenny> to bread
<deadkenny> andtoast
<deadkenny> and beer
<SilentPsycho> And the ability to toast to bread
#207 · added 8 August 2006 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
* jadey (jadey@mts2-92D6C80D.nsw.bigpond.net.au) has joined #social
<jadey> hi
<jadey> hello sims 2 fans
<Lokain> whats sims2?
<ebbymac> :O
<jadey> sims 2 ?
<Lethe|testing> no one here plays sims 2
<jadey> what do yous play?
<Delphy> This is a chat for bigfoot lovers aka hairy people
<jadey> isnt this for sims 2
<Lokain_eatin> :P
<ebbymac> yes
<Cliff> nope boobies and okra
<viromancy> We do test lube and occasionally hack global BHAVs
<Lokain_eatin> I lub okra
<Delphy> rofl
<Lethe|testing> none of which have anything to do with sims
<Cliff> you lube okra.....
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#205 · added 4 August 2006 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #social
[18:21] <Lethe> dorkie, this isn't help, and certainly not help with window
[18:21] <Lethe> it's called 'fonts'
[18:22] <Lethe> search your computer for hte right folder
[18:22] <dorkiesimslover> ?
[18:22] <Lethe> dorkie, you've never searched your pc?
[18:22] <dbg92> dorkiesimlover: type /join #help
[18:22] <Lethe> for anything?
[18:22] * Lethe gasps
[18:22] <dorkiesimslover> ya i have
[18:22] <Lethe> so search for fonts
[18:22] <Lethe> honestly
[18:22] * Lethe tuts
[18:22] <dorkiesimslover> this sentece was confusing
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> google for "how do I install fonts"
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> nuff daid
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> said
[18:23] <dorkiesimslover> i did porn poped up
[18:23] <dbg92> In Windows XP got to Control Panel then click on Fonts ok?
[18:23] <dbg92> Some in 98 and 98SE
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> Err
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> dorkiesimslover you are an idiot
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> FIRST hit on google if I search for "how do I install fonts" like I said
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> is
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> guess what?
[18:23] <dorkiesimslover> uhhhhh.........
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> come on
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> you'll never guess it
[18:23] <dbg92> um...
[18:24] <Delphy|Away> yes, it's a page on HOW TO INSTALL FONTS
[18:24] * Delphy|Away gasps
[18:24] <dbg92> fancy that!
[18:24] <Delphy|Away> I know!
[18:24] <Delphy|Away> Isn't the intarweb amazing!
[18:24] <dorkiesimslover> arnt you suppose to be away
[18:24] <whiterider> Hehehe, I love it when Delphy's feeling sarcastic :D
#203 · added 2 August 2006 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<Vie> thats right, fear my Logitech Wingman... ..oh lord, Extreme... ..I actualy own a product with "Extreme" on it...
<Vie> shoot me now
<Catf|sh> hehe
* Catf|sh hands Vie a spork to do himself in
<flyingpigeon> how is he going to shoot himself with a spork?
#202 · added 31 July 2006 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #teen
Jul 31 14:37:46 * whiterider stamps on a couple of cocks
Jul 31 14:37:51 whiterider *cockroaches
Jul 31 14:37:55 whiterider Even...
#201 · added 31 July 2006 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
[22:17] =-= SuperFly is now known as Superfly|Chemistry
[22:17] <Anna> chemistry? july 31st? chemistry?
[22:17] * Anna sends Superfly on vacation
[22:18] <HystericalParoxysm> He's just brewing drugs, that's all.
[22:18] <whiterider> He has a crystal meth lab in his secret dungeon
[22:18] <HystericalParoxysm> Well, of course. Why else do you think he was made staff?