MTS2 Quotes Database

[18:21] <Lethe> dorkie, this isn't help, and certainly not help with window
[18:21] <Lethe> it's called 'fonts'
[18:22] <Lethe> search your computer for hte right folder
[18:22] <dorkiesimslover> ?
[18:22] <Lethe> dorkie, you've never searched your pc?
[18:22] <dbg92> dorkiesimlover: type /join #help
[18:22] <Lethe> for anything?
[18:22] * Lethe gasps
[18:22] <dorkiesimslover> ya i have
[18:22] <Lethe> so search for fonts
[18:22] <Lethe> honestly
[18:22] * Lethe tuts
[18:22] <dorkiesimslover> this sentece was confusing
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> google for "how do I install fonts"
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> nuff daid
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> said
[18:23] <dorkiesimslover> i did porn poped up
[18:23] <dbg92> In Windows XP got to Control Panel then click on Fonts ok?
[18:23] <dbg92> Some in 98 and 98SE
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> Err
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> dorkiesimslover you are an idiot
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> FIRST hit on google if I search for "how do I install fonts" like I said
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> is
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> guess what?
[18:23] <dorkiesimslover> uhhhhh.........
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> come on
[18:23] <Delphy|Away> you'll never guess it
[18:23] <dbg92> um...
[18:24] <Delphy|Away> yes, it's a page on HOW TO INSTALL FONTS
[18:24] * Delphy|Away gasps
[18:24] <dbg92> fancy that!
[18:24] <Delphy|Away> I know!
[18:24] <Delphy|Away> Isn't the intarweb amazing!
[18:24] <dorkiesimslover> arnt you suppose to be away
[18:24] <whiterider> Hehehe, I love it when Delphy's feeling sarcastic :D

<Vie> thats right, fear my Logitech Wingman... ..oh lord, Extreme... ..I actualy own a product with "Extreme" on it...
<Vie> shoot me now
<Catf|sh> hehe
* Catf|sh hands Vie a spork to do himself in
<flyingpigeon> how is he going to shoot himself with a spork?

Jul 31 14:37:46 * whiterider stamps on a couple of cocks
Jul 31 14:37:51 whiterider *cockroaches
Jul 31 14:37:55 whiterider Even...

[22:17] =-= SuperFly is now known as Superfly|Chemistry
[22:17] <Anna> chemistry? july 31st? chemistry?
[22:17] * Anna sends Superfly on vacation
[22:18] <HystericalParoxysm> He's just brewing drugs, that's all.
[22:18] <whiterider> He has a crystal meth lab in his secret dungeon
[22:18] <HystericalParoxysm> Well, of course. Why else do you think he was made staff?

<missangelica> It's a good luck cat.
<missangelica> The Japanese put it close to their front doors.
<BinkBath> those cat atatues are used in Asian businesses to attract costimers
<Oriana> coolies
<missangelica> The gold ones mean good fortune if I remember correctly..
<BinkBath> the white one means sushi :D
<missangelica> lol
* whiterider pokes Bink
<whiterider> You're as bad as JK...
<missangelica> Don't say that about Bink. ;____;
<missangelica> No one wants to be JK.. even JK!
<whiterider> rofl
<whiterider> I meant setting off my highlight when I'm doing stuff!!
<whiterider> My own fault, I know

<Vie> eat till your hungry
<Vie> ...
<Vie> when your hungry

<Oriana> we have one too, but its really my husband, a mac
<Oriana> husband's
<Oriana> lol
<missangelica> your husband is a mac!
<missangelica> no wonder he is so smart.

[19:44] <Triviabot> 33. Which word can precede the following; -count -bath -bank?
[19:44] <Triviabot> Here's your hint, answer space: _____
[19:44] <HystericalParoxysm> sperm
[19:44] <HystericalParoxysm> wait...
[19:44] <P-epsi> blood
[19:44] <Triviabot> P-epsi got the answer: blood in 10.704 seconds. Points: 1608 Rank: 3rd
[19:44] <Triviabot> Current Round: P-epsi-32 HystericalParoxysm-30 Nurrah-4
[19:44] <P-epsi> ewww

--- GrouchyFly sets ban on urrgh!*@*
<-- GrouchyFly has kicked urrgh from #social (GrouchyFly)
<SilentPsycho> >:)
* SilentPsycho snuggles the Grouchy One
<GrouchyFly> Being grouchy doesn't really suit me...
--- GrouchyFly is now known as Superfly
<Stanislav> Star Wars - great idea of movies and games...
<Stanislav> respect to author of this
<SilentPsycho> How about BitchyFly?
<JK11> He's going to ban evade again I bet
<Cliff> hey super, great to have you back
* SilentPsycho gets out a lightsaber and runs amok
<SilentPsycho> She
<Superfly> Yah, grouchy fly was too grouchy
<whiterider> And not super enough :)

<DoctorWhoNerd001> Tell me things about myself then!
<DoctorWhoNerd001> Tell me things about myself then!
<SilentPsycho> You're a 9-year old ban evader
<DoctorWhoNerd001> and...
<SilentPsycho> And an idiot

<TheMatrix> ChewChew, you have been banned by The matrix... the Matrix has you, ChewChew... ChewChew... wake up... follow the white rabbit... run.

<Stanislav> huh :D hacked? :D
<JK11> Yup, we hacked that 9 yr old over there
--- whiterider is now known as TheMatrix
<JK11> Opened a bunch of ports
<Cliff> lol
* SilentPsycho lives in TheMatrix
* JK11 fires a bullet at TheMatrix
<TheMatrix> And introduced a trojan or fifteen
<Cliff> ChewChew run for your life
<TheMatrix> rofl
<JK11> We're hax0ring j00
* TheMatrix dodges JK's bullet, and puts up Silent's rent
<SilentPsycho> ANd replaced all their porn with Tellytubby/Barney XXX video clips
<Cliff> that has to be screwed up porn
<JK11> XD
<TheMatrix> Or alternatively, screwed upon

<whiterider> YES!! I FOUND THE GENITAL READINGS!!!
<whiterider> Hm.
<whiterider> Wrong tab : /

* SilentPsycho goes to see what bit of nonsense is her horoscope for today.
<Starbuck> hehe
<whiterider> Oh I love reading those things!! "the guy you fancy will ask you out on Tuesday"... errr.. no.
<whiterider> ^^ Silent's horoscopes!
* SilentPsycho dons a gypsy shawl and grabs her crystal ball
<Anna> yeah? can you read my future?
<SilentPsycho> Give me a moment.
* SilentPsycho umms and ahhs over her crystal ball with her eyes closed.
<whiterider> I prefer the version of fortune telling in Barry Trotter
<SilentPsycho> You will meet a tall, dark, and handsome stranger. Then you will meet his equally cute boyfriend.
<whiterider> rofl

* SilentPsycho kicks Jon into #help
<SilentPsycho> Techie-style help needed
<SilentPsycho> My knowledge about video cards is that my own is complete crap, and that's about it
<whiterider> Same here
<whiterider> Be gracious Jopn, were calling you intelligent :D
<whiterider> *Jon, even
<SilentPsycho> Anyone who knows anything about them, go to #gelp
<whiterider> *we're, as well
<whiterider> Or alternatively #help
<whiterider> But #gelp's good too :)

<Viranth> Do allies get Hellboy in CoH?
<Mnementh> lol viranth
<NovaBurn> no the allies get indiana jones
<Moe> omg
<Moe> MACGYVER
<Weavern> IMBA!
<Weavern> he's goign to destroy your tank with a sock!
<Viranth> haha
<Delphy> rofl!
<Moe> "special ability: construct nuclear weapon from paperclips and an aspirin"
<NovaBurn> THAT WOULD BE AWESOME
<Weavern> xD

[16:38] <Triviabot> 10. In 1971 ---------- gains independence from Britain.
Answer: bahrain
[16:38] <Triviabot> Here's your hint, answer space: _______
[16:38] <whiterider> America

[02:28] * JohnBrehaut1 has joined #social
[02:29] <JohnBrehaut1> who is bug ?
[02:29] <HystericalParoxysm> An unholy avenger of asskicking evilness.
[02:30] <JohnBrehaut1> LyricLee
[02:30] <Starbuck> lol
[02:30] <Bug> hi
[02:30] <Starbuck> that's just funny how people can tell Lyric by that

<sexytasha> so no one will want to talk love with me?
<whiterider> Puppy love?
<whiterider> I LOVE puppies!!
<whiterider> They're all cute and green and furry
<whiterider> And my cat likes to chase them >:D
<Delphy> sexytasha: This chat is NOT a pick-up place.
<Superfly> Damn...
<Lethe> lol
* Lethe patpats super
<Superfly> And no-one thought to tell me before?
<whiterider> rofl
<whiterider> We figured we'd let you find out yourself

<sexytasha> well i am sexy!
<whiterider> Prove it!
<Lethe> how old are you?
<sexytasha> 13 with big tits
<Superfly> 0.o
<whiterider> O.O
<Lethe> o.O
<Fresh-Prince> 0.0
<whiterider> The fact that we were asking for it does nothing to curb my O.O

<Lethe> I'd take numenor's word for anything :)
<teknofil> yup, if Numenor said you stand on your head and spin around three times while using simpe to get something to work I would at least have to try it multiple times just to make sure I hadn't messed it up myself.

<Anonatopia> Im a he
<BinkBath> Anonatopia has boy parts?
<Annabanana> we don't believe, we want pics
<BinkBath> candid pix
<Anonatopia> No way
<Anonatopia> Is there another way to prove to you im a guy
<whiterider> Nope
<BinkBath> hmmmm....
<BinkBath> how does one prove in text what genitals they were born with...
<HystericalParoxysm> Push 'em up against the monitor glass and press print screen.
<Annabanana> XD
<whiterider> =P
<Annabanana> good hp
<Anonatopia> Ok
<P-epsi> if only that worked :P
<Anonatopia> Wait
<whiterider> Wait?
<whiterider> ...
<Anonatopia> No
<Anonatopia> No Pix
<HystericalParoxysm> Are we all just sitting around gaping like I am?
<whiterider> You tried the Print Screen thing?
<Anonatopia> Mabey...
* whiterider collapses in a mound of giggling lemonade-chokes...

<viromancy> I go away for 5 minutes and I come back to mammaries all overe the place. It's like watching sea-lions flopped out on the shore. There's a constant honking and the desultory floppy reshuffle, but it's tits as far as the eye can see.

* Durntdude gets out stick twice as big (unbreakable) and beats tar outta SilentPhsco
<SilentPsycho> I sort of did. I was in the other room when it happened
<frazzmeister|busy> oh, i wouldn't do that......
<Darkwytche> Silent, that doesn't count. I had high hopes for our boys and he just let us down.
* SilentPsycho yawns, gets out her kitchen knife, and emasculates Durntdude
<SilentPsycho> Oooo
<frazzmeister|busy> thats gotta hurt...
<SilentPsycho> Just noticed something
* Durntdude gets out giant robot suit and obliterates Phsco
<SilentPsycho> >:)
<Darkwytche> Silent is well protected Durntdude her gang of evil minions, including Frazz and myself
<-- SilentPsycho has kicked Durntdude from #social (An ops beats anything you can do)
<Gaz> lol
<frazzmeister|busy> heh

* SilentPsycho gets out her whacking stick
<Darkwytche> Silent is being aggressive! It's so sexy!
<SilentPsycho> >:)
* Gaz grins
* Durntdude breaks whacking stick
<frazzmeister|busy> hehe
* SilentPsycho kicks Durntdude in the groin.
<SilentPsycho> I broke your stick.