#1190 · added 14 January 2009 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
<BlearyassParoxysm> Man, I have lame super powers. Picking things up with my toes so I don't have to bend down, and the uncanny ability to walk into the kitchen exactly 5 seconds before the microwave finishes pretty much every time...
#1189 · added 14 January 2009 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #social
<x_X> Well, luckily I know my way around Vista since I got my U810
<x_X> Frenchie: RTBF
<BlearyassParoxysm> That always makes me think that you have a really tiny submarine.
<BlearyassParoxysm> ...
<BlearyassParoxysm> That... didn't come out the way I'd planned.
* x_X snickers.
#1188 · added 9 January 2009 · vote up / 11 / vote down - from #social
<Loaf> mmm. bloke keeps making comments about 'trying something different'
* Zicon giggles
* Loaf refuses to give him the keys to her arse
<whiterider> I have a vague understanding of why guys seem to like it. And a very clear, twitch-inducing idea of why they can get stuffed.
<HystericalParoxysm> tell him if he want something really different, to fuck himself in his own ass
<Loaf> heh.
<Zicon> loaf: Awh, be nice. Offer to wear a strap-on.
<whiterider> Was just thinking that. A huge one.
<Loaf> lmao
<Loaf> he'd probably like that too much...
<whiterider> Hey, that's fine, as long as you don't have to put up with it
<HystericalParoxysm> "okay honey, but me first" *pulls out something that's as big as a forearm, and veined"
<X> XD
* Zicon is reminded of a product description...
<Zicon> "Due to the size, we don't recommend using this with a harness. In fact, we don't recommend using it for ANYTHING. Seriously, this thing is longer than my forearm! I can just barely reach around it with both hands!"
#1187 · added 9 January 2009 · vote up / 0 / vote down - from #social
<Loaf> http://delphster.net/irc/
<Loaf> ooh, it's been updated
<Syera> The ones involving Emino are some of my favorites.
<X> ahh we're being quoted :O
<Loaf> but frazz is priceless when she's drunk
<GoldenSimmer> Lol.
#1185 · added 7 January 2009 · vote up / 18 / vote down - from #social
<curlybap> and i've got a bit of crunchy stuck in my keyboard :(
<curlybap> ...off to find a toothpick.
* curlybap is now known as curly|awshit
<whiterider> lol
<whiterider> Just turn it upside down and shake it, noob
<X> curly you could try using a tweezer (sp?)
<curly|awshit> ...i've lost it now white... i think it's under the space bar :(
<whiterider> ...Just turn it upside down and shake it, noob :p
<X> again use the tweezer
<curly|awshit> awcrap
<curly|awshit> leveredthespacebaroff
<Angel> rofl
<whiterider> rofl
<curly|awshit> ...gotthehoneycombthough
#1183 · added 4 January 2009 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
* The_French_Sim ponders hanging meat products in the morgue of that hospital lot he's making
<Loafkitten> lmao
<Loafkitten> frenchie
<The_French_Sim> There's already that large picture of grilled cheese from NL in the psychiatrist's office
<frazzmeister> :D
<The_French_Sim> I assume I could push the weirdness a bit
* The_French_Sim realises (with much horror) that Randweird Medical Centre has no toilets! :O
<frazzmeister> eww...hopefully noone is in with food poisoning...
<The_French_Sim> "Here in RMC, we believe in curing gastro-enteritis through sheer willpower. This is why we have no toilets."
#1181 · added 31 December 2008 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #social
<djones> I'm so spoilt by my on connect commands
<djones> i couldn't remember my nick pass...
<djones> silly java wouldn't accept /pass as a identify command :p
<whiterider> I know your password dj, how hard is it to remember?
<djones> lol whitey, well i have a bunch, i just couldn't remember which one i had registered my nick on here with
* djones (djones@fd-4C4FD391.hbsinternet.co.uk) Quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by whiterider)))
<whiterider> Eheh
#1180 · added 31 December 2008 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<frazzmeister> oh,....... fuck,... I was telling my spanish speaking friend about what frenchie said,.... and she said ""Happy new anus" is always the best way to welcome in the new year in Spain
<frazzmeister> and now I have images of fireworks cominh out of goatse in my mind
<frazzmeister> pleas kill me.
#1179 · added 31 December 2008 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<jhd1189> Aychpee is the dirty yang to my wholesome yin
<jhd1189> I let you be yang, because it rhymes with wang.
#1178 · added 27 December 2008 · vote up / 11 / vote down - from #social
[20:46] <Greenie> Dude how did this conversation start?
[20:46] <tmm> hp mentioned text to speech, then I mentioned mc hawking, and it went from there
[20:46] <Database> > Chi thinks Delphy is smart
[20:46] <Database> <tmm> and then you're mighty steven hawking the fucking quake master
[20:46] <Database> <HystericalParoxysm> ...
[20:46] <Database> <Database> Steven Hawking plays Quake?
[20:46] <Database> <Database> Awesome.
[20:46] <Database> <Database> :P
[20:46] <Database> And there it goes. :P
[20:47] <Greenie> ... Hahahaha.
[20:47] <Greenie> Leave it to you guys to get from that to "I WONDER IF HE CAN FUCK."
#1177 · added 23 December 2008 · vote up / 1 / vote down - from #social
<SirEmino> penis? :P
<SirEmino> dammit
<SirEmino> i said it again
#1172 · added 15 December 2008 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
<ChaoticNihilist> Do you believe he put my two drow party members under a god damn geas?
<frazzmeister> :/
<ChaoticNihilist> fucking tree hugger, his city can burn in hell for all i care!
<ChaoticNihilist> i SPIT on Suldanesslar
<ChaoticNihilist> +e
<frazzmeister> burn!
<frazzmeister> kill!
<ChaoticNihilist> BURN
<ChaoticNihilist> I'll make firewood with their tree of life!
<ChaoticNihilist> xenophobic bastard
<ChaoticNihilist> ...
<ChaoticNihilist> lol, frazz
<ChaoticNihilist> took me some time to realize
<frazzmeister> :p
<ChaoticNihilist> i was busy cursing at the walls.
<tmm> best place to get eggs, under a geas
* ChaoticNihilist looks puzzled
<frazzmeister> oh dear, is it punday already?
<ChaoticNihilist> i must be really slow, since i don't get it
<ChaoticNihilist> i'll laugh anyway: haha
<ChaoticNihilist> O.o
<tmm> goose - geese - geas cn
#1171 · added 13 December 2008 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #social
<vsidemyna> is this the only channel?
<vsidemyna> or how i create myown?
<HystericalParoxysm> You can't have your own channel here. The only other public channel is #create, which is about creating Sims 2 custom content.
<vsidemyna> O_O
<vsidemyna> So who did this one?
<ChaoticNihilist> ....
<elpemmy> the owner of this site
<vsidemyna> Ahhhhhhhhh.
<The_French_Sim> The Almighty One
<The_French_Sim> They call him...
<elpemmy> The Holy One
<The_French_Sim> Tim?
<vsidemyna> Domain name?
<Loaf|ItCrowd> the stig
<elpemmy> The Genius
<whiterider> All the channels on this server are managed by the site staff
<vsidemyna> stuffy staff "D
<ChaoticNihilist> We don't call him at all, he's above us all
<vsidemyna> XD
<ChaoticNihilist> literally
#1170 · added 12 December 2008 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
* vsidemyna (vsidemyna@fd-732D4077.cg.shawcable.net) a rejoint #social
<vsidemyna> HI
<whiterider> FUCK IT!
<The_French_Sim> :o
<ChaoticNihilist> YEAH!
<whiterider> Now I have a Britney Spears song stuck in my head...
<Loaf|workworkwork> ...
<ChaoticNihilist> SEAKING!
<vsidemyna> Hi?
#1169 · added 12 December 2008 · vote up / 14 / vote down - from #social
<ChaoticNihilist> i don't feel like writing porn tonight
<ChaoticNihilist> my epic emo porn tale will have to wait.
<Cliff> I love you so much babe, makes me wanna bleed, makes me wanna bleed while I skullfuck you and fantasize about Fall Out Boy and how great I look like an ethiopian child when I put on your jeans
<ChaoticNihilist> write down the romantic, fuzzy part and use random people for real sex, the end
<ChaoticNihilist> skullfuck sounds good
<frazzmeister> SKULLFUCKING
<Cliff> Alas poor Yorick, we boned him well
#1164 · added 6 December 2008 · vote up / 18 / vote down - from #social
<Loaf> those bricks are all individually sims2packed
<Loaf> i hate it when people do that with walls
<longdaysend> each individual brick?
<longdaysend> ...i just said something stupid
#1163 · added 6 December 2008 · vote up / 13 / vote down - from #social
<longdaysend> i love nuts
<frazzmeister> :D
<longdaysend> especially candied nuts
<longdaysend> no!
<longdaysend> no i meant i like to eat candied nuts
* longdaysend headdesks and gives up
#1161 · added 6 December 2008 · vote up / 12 / vote down - from #social
<longdaysend> well i like barbie dolls but you don't see me putting them in the oven for 15 minutes do you?
<&whiterider> I would have done that when I was a kid but I was scared of the oven.
<longdaysend> heh..i probably would have too come to think of it
<&whiterider> I did dress them up in "death robes" and hang them upside down from my bed for a week.
<longdaysend> rofl
<longdaysend> i pretended the abused the baby barbies and skipper...they escaped eventually though
<longdaysend> they*
<&whiterider> We had really sordid imaginations as kids, huh
<longdaysend> and burned down the dream house, trapping babrie and ken in the elevator to die
<longdaysend> ...indeed
<&whiterider> Mine spent about a month trapped in a basement being forced to do hard labour for no food, if they refused then Esmarelda Barbie was going to be killed in front of them.
<longdaysend> and my mother wondered why i didn't want to play barbies with her :P my therapy life would have started at a much younger age
#1160 · added 5 December 2008 · vote up / 18 / vote down - from #social
<Lethe> why do we always end up in conversations about the weight of our boobs?
<Database> We're #social.
<Database> It's what we do.
#1159 · added 5 December 2008 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
<longdaysend> Loaf...mind if i ask how -you- found this cuminity of smut-givers?
<longdaysend> wow....
<longdaysend> community
<longdaysend> a little fruedian there
#1157 · added 5 December 2008 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<longdaysend> the last thing i need is another qoute involving me and a sexual connotation
#1156 · added 3 December 2008 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
[21:49] <viromancy> A shiningt twat is a twat that says to the world "I'm loved and cared for"
[21:50] <viromancy> It says, "Treat me right, like the happy twat I am; or the psycho twat-shining bitch I belong to will cut you."
#1153 · added 3 December 2008 · vote up / 11 / vote down - from #social
<longdaysekitteh> i see how it is..i offer lickies and what do i get? the brush off well fine see if i ever lick another ungreatfull twats again
<longdaysekitteh> ...may i please rephrase that?
<frazzkitteh> no.
<LolliKitteh> Yeah that came out perfect ;)
#1152 · added 3 December 2008 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
<longdaysekitteh> kinda glad i never made it into the QBD..thankfull i rarely say anything witty enough to end up there
<longdaysekitteh> LDE stupidity FTW!
#1151 · added 3 December 2008 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<ABCRic> lol anyway.
<ABCRic> do you prefer rofl?
<ABCRic> lol, rofl, lmao
<ABCRic> roflmao
<frazzkitteh> laughing your fingers off would be appreciated.