MTS2 Quotes Database

<&HystericalParoxysm> 44 fuzzy llamas on the wall, 44 fuzzy llamas... you take one down, hug it tightly, 43 fuzzy llamas on the wall.

<Lethe> dude, aren't you, like, 13
<IMjustKYLE> wtf
<IMjustKYLE> im like 20
<IMjustKYLE> going on 21 three months
* Lethe points to kyle's nick, which screams '13' with every one of it's needlessly capped letters
* curlybap giggles
<IMjustKYLE> ive alway sused this name D:
<IMjustKYLE> it was just me at the time stoned going IM JUST KYLE and then using that
<Lethe> so change it :p
<IMjustKYLE> though I guess seeing as how im an adult and all *rolls eyes* I should just come up with something more mature huh XD
<Lethe> i started out as Lady Something
<Lethe> now look where i am
<IMjustKYLE> ok how about this
* IMjustKYLE is now known as Mr_Kyle
* Lethe chuckles
<Mr_Kyle> does this say im a mature well rounded adult of society...
<Lethe> actually, 'mr kyle' says 'i try to hard to be mature' to me
<Lethe> why not just be Kyle
<Lethe> you're the only kyle here
<Mr_Kyle> hmmm
<Mr_Kyle> I guess that would work
* Mr_Kyle is now known as Kyle
<Kyle> lol
<Lethe> :)
<ems|mesh> I know a guy called Kyle
<ems|mesh> he's an idiot

<Vie> its iTunes, it breaks everything it touches, its quite symple: iTunes break time=(Q/P^Q)N
<Vie> Q being Quality of the song, P being number of times played
<Vie> N being a random number generated by counting steve jobs pubes til you find a grey one

<emspp> wow I can cause much dramas by spreading my legs...
...
<emspp> wait, that came out wrong
<frazzmeister> ....
<cthru> ems....
<frazzmeister> theres a right way for that to come out?
<VkToriA> lol
<cthru> close those legs...
<emspp> I meant...
<cthru> I know,I know

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<mo> hi
<mo> do you have boob
<mo> kk
<iGoldenSimmer> ...
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<curlybap> my mouth is big enough for it to go in without touching the sides

<emspp> !vodka frazz
<frazzmeister> :p
* Chii gives frazz a bottle of vodka :)
<frazzmeister> :D
<emspp> drink responsibly ;)
<frazzmeister> never!

[03:53] <Cazzy> what's fable, lethemonster?
[03:53] <frazzmeister> game
[03:53] <Cazzy> i gathered that :P
[03:53] <frazzmeister> well its...fable
[03:54] <&Lethe> issa game
[03:54] <frazzmeister> see.
[03:54] <Cazzy> but where do you get it? i'd never heard of it before
[03:54] <djones> shops
[03:54] <Cazzy> what do you do with it?
[03:54] <frazzmeister> highly scientific explanations here.
[03:54] <frazzmeister> play it
[03:54] <&Lethe> you play it, sweety

<frazzmeister> I want llamas. 2, named jesus and dalai, and I'd have a sign 'beware, jesus spits'

[18:26] <Gemificus> good morning everyone
[18:26] <Gemificus> !tea please bot white one sugar
[18:26] * Chii gives please bot white one sugar a cup of tea. :)
[18:26] <Gemificus> ooook
[18:26] <&whiterider> !tea Gemificus The Big Book of Syntax and
[18:27] * Chii gives Gemificus The Big Book of Syntax and a cup of tea. :)
[18:27] <frazzmeister> mmm syntax.
[18:29] <Gemificus> whats syntax?
[18:29] <Gemificus> are they drugs? i don\'t do drugs my mummy said i\'m not allowed
[18:30] <frazzmeister> for own sanity, I choose to beleive you are joking. as such I will now laugh. ah ha ha ha.
[18:30] <Safyre420> syntax is a drug, it\'s a very safe drug that everyone can do without any risk
[18:31] <frazzmeister> there is risk! taking syntax wrongly BSODed my reality!

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<BlueSpurt> Hi
<FurryPanda> hi
<BlueSpurt> :)
<BlueSpurt> Do u have The Sims 2?
<TipsyPsycho> Sims 2? What's that?
<BlueSpurt> xD
<FurryPanda> whats the sims 2?
<BlueSpurt> O.O
<BlueSpurt> A game...
<BlueSpurt> you don't know it
<BlueSpurt> yet you're on the forums?
<FurryPanda> never heard of it
<TipsyPsycho> Nope, I don't like video games
<BlueSpurt> What the hell.
<FurryPanda> what forum?
<BlueSpurt> The Sims 2 forums.
<TipsyPsycho> Forums? I come here for the cybering and boobies.
<FurryPanda> ive never posted there in my life
<BlueSpurt> This chatbox is hosted there, isn't it.
* FurryPanda hands psycho a cyber apple
<TipsyPsycho> Nope. Are you sure you're in the right chat room?
<BlueSpurt> Not sure. :S
<FurryPanda> yeah, its pretty easy to get confused
<BlueSpurt> I went on The Sims 2 website, clicked "Chat" and now I'm here.
<TipsyPsycho> This is Fluffy Demons
<FurryPanda> yep
<BlueSpurt> What's that? :P
<FurryPanda> discussion is purely on the subject of fluffy demons, and when we have permission, /scaly/ demons
<TipsyPsycho> It's a site dedicated to Yiffing
<TipsyPsycho> And Furry fanfiction
<BlueSpurt> Riight. ¬.¬
<FurryPanda> oh my goodness, yes
<TipsyPsycho> And drawings. :)
<BlueSpurt> Well, peace out. xD
<TipsyPsycho> You too. :)
<BlueSpurt> =]
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<TipsyPsycho> MWHAHAHAHAH!
<FurryPanda> LOLZERZ!
<FurryPanda> we are evil

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<DB[DoctorWho]> Nice :)
<DIVINITY> hi to all, i just need help with something.
<DB[DoctorWho]> Get anything nice?
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<DB[DoctorWho]> I think he noticed the sign. :P

<longdaysend> i think my nuts are going to start dropping soon

<SilentPsycho> I keep seeing adverts for 'The Asda Story' online game about, and they make me giggle.
<SilentPsycho> The Asda Story: A tale of advenutre, romance, and our low low prices!
<cthru> hehehheh!
<SilentPsycho> Kill monsters while exploring our range of organic goods, and if there's a difference in the price between here and elsewhere, we'll pay the difference!
<SilentPsycho> That's Asda Price

<Lethe|dinner> see, there's ttwo of me now
<Lethe|dinner> and not just cause i'm looking at it tipsylit
<Lethe|dinner> erm, tipslily
<Lethe|dinner> tipsily
<cthru> upper and lower Lethe?
<Lethe|dinner> stupid word
<Lethe|dinner> is that even a word?
<cthru> it is now!
<Lethe|dinner> yay
<Lethe|dinner> i maede a word

[21:29] <whiterider> *sigh* young people these days have no edumication.
[21:29] <lulu2408> I DO TO HAVE AN EDECACATION

<Database> Also, ghey Curly.
<Database> *hey
<Database> THAT G WAS NOT INTENTIONAL.

<dpillen> i have a question i was hoping someone could answer for me
<frazzmeister> 42
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<frazzmeister> could've thanked me.....

<Vie> Ah Simfuckatron!

<frazzmeister> I read 'glittery gay spankey' then 'gliettry monkey spunk'
<GSMnanny> *proud!
<frazzmeister> *glittery
<glittysupermonkey> lol
<glittysupermonkey> lmao in fact
<GSMnanny> hehehe
<glittysupermonkey> dirty mind frazz!
<frazzmeister> yes.
<GSMnanny> reeeally dirrrty!
<frazzmeister> I can't help but think glittery spunk would be pretty....
<glittysupermonkey> lol
<glittysupermonkey> it probably would...
* GSMnanny shuts GSM's ears
*** glittysupermonkey is now known as emspp
<emspp> oh lord, first the huuuge boobies, and now the glittery spunk
<frazzmeister> and at least you could see where its gone... its bad searching a freinds curtains for what you need to clean off....
* GSMnanny faints
* emspp giggles
<emspp> I don't know
<emspp> glitter is a pain to get off
<GSMnanny> tell me!I clean up GSM's mess!
<frazzmeister> I doubt they'd mind glittery curtains,.. its just spunky curtains people seem to have a problem with....

<missangelica> I remember complaining about the censoring ages ago, but it really wasn't that bad.
<HystericalParoxysm> It was just a bit silly considering that we still talked about tits just as much then as we do now.
<missangelica> *nods*
<jhd1189> You mean you talked about <censored>, of course
<frazzmeister> tittys!
<frazzmeister> boobs.
<SilentAngels> Tittiesex"
<SilentAngels> !
<HystericalParoxysm> Jigglebits!
<frazzmeister> tittysex cake!
<SilentAngels> The Pointer sisters!
<SilentAngels> A Two Gun Salute!
<missangelica> breasticles, mallomars..
<SilentAngels> Sweater puppies!
<SilentAngels> Twin shooters!
<missangelica> I was thinking of calling mine "Laverne and Shirley"..

<curlybap> ...
* curlybap googles
<curlybap> erm.
* curlybap goggles
* curlybap giggles, dammit. it's not even funny now.,

<HystericalParoxysm> A symptom of my dorkitude. You would like to rearrange your room. Do you A) begin moving stuff into place and see how it works? B) Measure things, think about it carefully, and then move things to where you want them or C) Measure the entire room carefully making detailed notes, then create a to-scale 3D model in 3DS Max?
<Lethe> c is incredibly contrived, and probably what you do, yes?
<HystericalParoxysm> You betcha.
<yasmine> wow you guys talk like really clever :o
<yasmine> and im here sounding like a little kid
<EliteSIM> Yeah :O
<EliteSIM> :P
<yasmine> agree then why dont you :n
<Delphy> Okay lets agree with her that she sounds like a little kid.
<Delphy> :)
<Lethe> aye
<EliteSIM> Yes
<HystericalParoxysm> Yeppers
<yasmine> :o

<GoldenSimmer> Thats Lohan.
<Greenie> Bahahaa Lindsay.
<Greenie> She called.
<Greenie> She thinks you should pierce your nipples.
<cantresist17> No thanks
<Greenie> She'll be so disappointed. ;--;
<cantresist17> I know; but i'll get my balls done for her
<cantresist17> lol lol, I meant rubber toy balls
<Greenie> Of course you did.

<whiterider> http://infinitejestchallenge.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/chocolate_chip_cookie.jpg
<AnthonyRappluver> ...
<AnthonyRappluver> does that link involve reading?
<whiterider> no, it's a jpg
<AnthonyRappluver> A PICTURE!
<AnthonyRappluver> is it a pic of a cookie?
<whiterider> I suppose telling you to read the url would be overly optimistic.