MTS2 Quotes Database

<TFrenchie2> So, the bird in my house yesterday... I think it was a bat
<Renske> how could you make that mistake??
<TFrenchie2> Ren, it was small and black
<TFrenchie2> And it flew around
<TFrenchie2> And it was in the dark
<Lethe> ufo?
<Aychpee> Technically, yes.
<ren|awaaay> wiiiings that flap in the niiiiight
* ren|awaaay hums
<Aychpee> Frenchie was invaded by Darkwing Duck?
<ren|awaaay> yes.
<ren|awaaay> or rather, his french uncle
<ren|awaaay> Canard Ailes Noires.
<ren|awaaay> HON HON HON
<ren|awaaay> or rather... LE QUACK

<Lethe|workworkwork> so, no robbing banks with a vibrator
<Djones> Man
<Lethe|workworkwork> bummer
<Djones> That's my new years plan scuppered.

<cthru> it's MY vagina, and I have every right to be mad at it!

<emino|cougartown_> YAY!
<emino|cougartown_> FASTING TIME OVER
<emino|cougartown_> hmm
<emino|cougartown_> food or porn first
<emino|cougartown_> ?
* Lethe|workworkwork blinks
<emino|cougartown_> food
<whiterider> And Emi gets completely into the spirit of ramadan and purity, like a pro

<jhd1189> A bacon, egg and cheese McGriddle? EXCELLENT
<Misty> I'd eat that.
<CalmFish> Would be a monster hit
<HystericalParoxysm> Man. "I'd eat that" and "Would be a monster hit" blended together in my brain to "I'd hit that!" and I was wondering when Misty suddenly became a food fetishist.
<jhd1189> Giving new meaning to their ad campaign "I'm lovin' it"

<Renske> ... J is trying to test the hamster's eyesight by rearranging his cage and waiting for him to bump into things.
<Safyre420> lol
<Renske> *rearranging the interior décor of his cage
<Renske> sadly, the hamster is not interested and is lounging in his igloo with his giant balls and back legs hanging out.
<Renske> his legs are shorter than his balls.
<Safyre420> lol
<Renske> when he waddles around it's like he's dragging a furry grocery bag.
<Safyre420> how male
<Renske> if he had pants, he would stick his paw down them.
<Safyre420> that'd be even more male
<Renske> sometimes he sits on his butt with his balls in front of him, kneading and licking them.
<Safyre420> lol
<Renske> i love him :D
<Safyre420> aren't you glad human males can't do that?
<Renske> i'm sure glad that human males dont have balls that are about 1/5 of their body size.
<Safyre420> lol
<Renske> they would look awkward in jeans
<Safyre420> that'd be a hell of a ball slapping on the ass lol
<Renske> and then how would we get to enjoy a nice butt?
<Renske> they would all wear man-skirts. and then it would be bye bye butt ogling.
<Renske> and also the penis would look sad in comparison.

<Loaf> Aychpee, we can't hate our favourite hipster
<Djones> HEY
<Djones> WAIT.
<Djones> I thought i was your favourite hipster?
<Loaf> erm.
<Djones> I'm sadfacing so hard right now.
<Loaf> you...are?
<Djones> :(
<Aychpee> Wait, so hipster is code for douchebag now?
<Djones> Touche.
<Aychpee> No, douche.

[17:34] <cthru> SHEESH
[17:34] <cthru> I'm the PROTAGONIST
[17:34] * cthru dramatically waves her hair

[18:11] * Frenchie wiggles around. 12 minutes.
[18:12] <elpemmy> 12 minutes til what?
[18:12] <&HystericalParoxysm> Judging by the wiggling, till someone gets out of the bathroom so he can pee
[18:13] <Frenchie> Till I can hopefully kill a bunch of aliens
[18:13] <&HystericalParoxysm> By peeing on them?
[18:14] <Frenchie> HP: Jarate on aliens? The idea has potential...
[18:16] <&HystericalParoxysm> Wait wait.
[18:16] <&HystericalParoxysm> THAT'S what jarate means?!
[18:16] <&HystericalParoxysm> EWW
[18:17] <elpemmy> you didn't know, HP?
[18:17] <&whiterider> What did you *think* was in the jar?
[18:17] <&HystericalParoxysm> I HAD NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANT I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE DORKY KARATE OMG
[18:17] <Frenchie> HystericalParoxysm, http://www.tf2.com/sniper_vs_spy/images/07_comic_large.jpg
[18:17] <Frenchie> READ
[18:17] <&HystericalParoxysm> YOU'VE BEEN THROWING PEE AT PEOPLE THIS WHOLE TIME WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
[18:18] <Frenchie> It's not pee throwing. It's a very refined Australian martial art.
[18:18] <&Lethe> it's pee, french
[18:18] <&Lethe> let's be honest here
[18:18] <&Lethe> i'm mostly amused at hp not knowing about it
[18:18] <Frenchie> So am I :p
[18:18] <&HystericalParoxysm> YOU CLEARLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU JUST USED "AUSTRALIAN" AND "REFINED" TOGETHER IN THE SAME SENTENCE
[18:18] <Frenchie> When we've been talking about Jarate for ages
[18:18] <Frenchie> Like, more than a year
[18:19] <&HystericalParoxysm> NOBODY SENT ME THE MEMO GOING "OH YEAH GUYZ JARATE MEANS JARS OF PEE THROWN AT YOU"
[18:19] * Frenchie patpats HystericalParoxysm :3
[18:19] <&HystericalParoxysm> WHY DIDN'T I GET THE GODDAMNED MEMO??
[18:19] * Frenchie also offers her a sandvich
[18:19] <&HystericalParoxysm> I DO NOT WANT YOUR SANDVICH IT IS PROBABLY MADE OF ASSHAIR

<&whiterider> Avast! + Malwarebytes + HijackThis! = A chav in a filing cabinet

<grillcheesesammi> goat semen works too, but its hard to cum by
<grillcheesesammi> come*

<Cookiemonster> WTF, Narriator is still talking even after closing the window
<AllegedLunatic> is it talking to you?!
<AllegedLunatic> is it telling you to...kill someone?!?!?!
<Cookiemonster> No
<AllegedLunatic> phew
<Cookiemonster> I don't think my computer is possesed
<Cookiemonster> ..or is it?
<Sheldrake> My computer was possessed
<Sheldrake> Every night at around 11:00PM, it would start playing some music, a viagra ad, or some sports game
<Sheldrake> Even if I closed all the windows, it would still play
<Sheldrake> Turns out it was a virus, but it still creeped me out :/
<FurryPanda> the cure for possession of a computer is holy water
<Sheldrake> Yep
<Sheldrake> Dunk it into a tub full of holy water
<Sheldrake> Problem solved
<FurryPanda> you tilt it so the USB port or CD drive is parellel to the ground, and then dump holy water in
<Sheldrake> Well....THAT problem is solved :P
<Cookiemonster> It breaks your computer, ending in you needing to get a new one
<FurryPanda> you will see the sparks of divine redemption
<Sheldrake> Hehe
<FurryPanda> it is appropriate, but unnescessary, to sing a hymn here
<FurryPanda> once the sparks of divine redemption go away, and you have dealt with any divine fire damage, you can then reactivate the computer
<FurryPanda> and there shall be a heavenly chord (assuming you changed the setting for "OMG ALARM BEEP" to "heavenly choir"
<FurryPanda> and there shall be a beautiful blue expanse, with blocky white text
<Cookiemonster> And it shall be known as Bliss
<FurryPanda> and you shall know the love of thy lord, for your computer shall hiss and make mechanical whining
<FurryPanda> and there's more, but most people replace their computers (and desks) at this point

<Lethe> im going to bed fefere i say soem'htitn stupid
<Lethe> more stupid
<Lethe> something
<Lethe> before

[22:15] <Lethe> silly fingers
[22:15] <Lethe> coopereata
[22:15] <Lethe> !!
[22:15] <elpemmy> Oh Lethe :P
[22:15] <Lethe> rofl
[22:15] <Lethe> i suck
[22:15] <Lethe> i woudl be sad
[22:15] <Lethe> but i can't stop laughing
[22:15] <Lethe> my fingers have avangotn gme
[22:15] <Lethe> abanondend
[22:15] <Lethe> abandoned
[22:16] <Lethe> yay!
[22:16] <elpemmy> :D
[22:16] <elpemmy> stick with teh short words, yeah? :P
[22:17] <Lethe> the*
[22:17] <Lethe> hma!
[22:17] <Lethe> i mean
[22:17] <Lethe> HA!
[22:17] <Lethe> lolol
[22:17] <Lethe> at least im having ufn
[22:17] <SilentPsycho> Hehehehe
[22:17] <SilentPsycho> You added Selfsim in yet?
[22:17] <Lethe> not yet
[22:17] <Lethe> but hi shall
[22:17] <SilentPsycho> Yay! :D
[22:17] <Lethe> sing yo'ure gonna butg me to do it
[22:18] <SilentPsycho> I'm not bugging you, I'm just asking. :P
[22:18] <Lethe> :)
[22:18] <SilentPsycho> You'd KNOW if I was being a bugger to you. ;P
[22:18] <Lethe> oh
[22:19] <Lethe> Safyre420e
[22:19] <Lethe> um
[22:19] <Lethe> what wass supootsed to be 'deart'
[22:19] <Lethe> without t
[22:19] <SilentPsycho> XD
[22:19] <Lethe> umm
[22:19] <Lethe> i have no iedea hwo that happened
[22:19] <SilentPsycho> Me neither.
[22:19] <elpemmy> S-tab?
[22:19] <elpemmy> S is next to D...
[22:19] <Lethe> yah
[22:19] <Lethe> s ir sirthg next to d
[22:19] <Lethe> right
[22:19] <Lethe> is
[22:19] <Lethe> oh wathever

RezDelnava> i find it slightly humorous that is channel has a sparkle, a sparklycookie, and a cookiemonster in it co-existing peacfully
<HystericalParoxysm> That's cos they're all the same person. :P
<raps555> xD

<whiterider> You know, stealing falcons is immoral
<whiterider> And you're likely to get shredded by vicious claws
<whiterider> Or talons
<stealfalcon> it was a TYPO god every 1
<stealfalcon> asks me about that

<Loaf> what is your queen called?
<Ren|awaaaaay> PIZZAAAA
<Ren|awaaaaay> oh.
<Ren|awaaaaay> Beatrix.
<Ren|awaaaaay> why?
<whiterider> Queen Pizza
<Loaf> because i saved the pic of my queen under 'BADASS LIZ, CRIMEFIGHTER'
<whiterider> I always knew the dutchies were weird
<Loaf> and need something equally epic for your queen
<Djones> Beatrix?
<Djones> Hmm.
<Djones> Badass Liz is a queen with no morals and a score to settle. Beatrix, the falconpuncher is a queen who smokes too much weed. Together they fight crime.
<whiterider> I wish I could draw, I'd make that a weekly comic
<Loaf> BEATRIX FALCONPUNCHER it is then.
<Djones> Beatrix falconpuncher, the third.

<frazzmeister> AND I AN THE MOST FAMOUS POET
<frazzmeister> AVAST LONG KITTENS,
<frazzmeister> FOR IT IS THE DEEJ DAYS
<frazzmeister> AND ONCE I HAD JOE HAT
<frazzmeister> FOR THE TIME OF
<frazzmeister> GHASTLY IS DEATH LAMBS
<frazzmeister> AND OVER THE HILL COMES INTELGENT BEEG
<frazzmeister> BEF
<frazzmeister> BEEF
<frazzmeister> 'TIS THE SHOWER OF POWER SUPPLYS
<frazzmeister> fin.

* Tree invades CN's personal space.
* CN enjoys
<CN> tree is a space invader

<Qbuilderz> HELL CHYEA
<jhd1189> That sounds like an IKEA name if you read it quickly... Hellchyea
<jhd1189> "Comfortable Hellchyea seating goes perfectly with our Borkborkbork chair cushion"

yes it's long, but the wtf-factor is epic.

<frazzmeister> twat != raspberry gun.
<Gangreless> you never know until you try
<darkwytche> O.o thank you Frazzie for that imagery
<Gangreless> you'd have an extra edge in a food fight, no one would be expecting you!
<darkwytche> Hate asparagus.
<frazzmeister> anytime DW
<emino|home> mmm durian
<frazzmeister> thats just the problem, they WOULD be expecting me...
<darkwytche> :)
<Renske_> i dont think raspberries are sturdy enough to be kegel'd out of your vag.
<frazzmeister> emi sexes durians?
<darkwytche> frozen ones!
<Gangreless> you'd have to pick em before they're ripe
<Renske_> coooooold!
<Renske_> unripe raspberries D:
<emino|home> durians are TASTY!
<darkwytche> I had to google durian
<Renske_> well it's not like you'll eat them afterwards, so i guess it could work
<frazzmeister> and stinky.
<Renske_> orang utans eat durians.
<Renske_> emi shoves them up his butt?
<Renske_> they're huge!
<frazzmeister> ow.
<emino|home> its native food here
<darkwytche> orangutans eat their own feces
<Gangreless> now i gotta google durians...
<Renske_> hamsters too.
<emino|home> its really delicious
<Renske_> i bet it is, emy
<Renske_> emi
<darkwytche> durian or feces emi?
<Renske_> if you're 'trained' for it.
<emino|home> but dutchman and englishman hates it
<Renske_> :D
<Renske_> all dutchmen hate the durian?
<frazzmeister> It is tasty, as long as you can't smell it.
<emino|home> they felt dizzy with the spell
<Renske_> or are we talking about a specific dutchman?
<Renske_> wuh... wat?
<emino|home> pussies :P
<darkwytche> durians smell?
<emino|home> smell*
<Renske_> pussies are tasty as long as you can't smell it?
<frazzmeister> they smell awful
<emino|home> they have strong smells
<Shel|zomgsims> Like fish
<Gangreless> flying dutchman?
<emino|home> its not awful
<frazzmeister> that too.....
<emino|home> its delicious
<Renske_> shel: actually not true.
<Shel|zomgsims> I know
<Gangreless> apparently they smell like compost
<Shel|zomgsims> Just spouting nonsense
<Renske_> pussies?
<Shel|zomgsims> Compost?
<Shel|zomgsims> Ew
<emino|home> compost?
<Gangreless> durians
<Shel|zomgsims> Well, I'll go sniff a pussy, then get back to you
<emino|home> nothing like it
<darkwytche> urrr so confused urrrr
<Shel|zomgsims> Lol dw
<darkwytche> something smells...
<frazzmeister> more like sewage i'd say//
<Renske_> fishy?
<Gangreless> I definitely couldn't eat it then
<darkwytche> Fishy sewage fruit
<Shel|zomgsims> :P
<frazzmeister> I want those goldfish biscuits now....
<darkwytche> O.o
<Renske_> shel: go sniff a durian instead. those wont press charges.
<Gangreless> ha
<Shel|zomgsims> Hehe, true
<emino|home> bah, i should've done my laundry over the weekend
<Shel|zomgsims> But what's a durian?
<Renske_> rofl
<Renske_> i love this conversation.
<darkwytche> a fruit of some kind
<Gangreless> seriously?
<Shel|zomgsims> Ahhh
<emino|home> sniffing a number of work clothes to see whether its wearable is shit
<Renske_> gangre: oh yes.
<darkwytche> I did mine today emi, just need to iron
<Gangreless> at least two of us in here said we were googling durian
<darkwytche> emi do the laundry dude!
<Renske_> emi: why? is there pussy/durian on it?
<Shel|zomgsims> :P
<frazzmeister> most likely durian..
<Renske_> yeahhhh.
<Gangreless> That settles it, I am now officially calling pussies "durians"
<emino|home> theres jizz on some of it if you insist on knowing :P
<Renske_> D:
<Shel|zomgsims> What about fetishes....what are your opiniuons on those?
<Shel|zomgsims> opinions*
<frazzmeister> theres jizz on the durian?
<Renske_> opunions?
<Shel|zomgsims> Opionions*
<frazzmeister> oh no.
<Shel|zomgsims> FUCK
<Gangreless> still fail
<Renske_> aww you jizzed on the durians?
<Shel|zomgsims> Opinions*
<darkwytche> Durian jizz
<frazzmeister> DO NOT ASK RENSKES OPUNIONS
<Renske_> aw?
<Renske_> but but...
<Shel|zomgsims> This whole jizz on the durian thing is making me shed tears of laughter
<Gangreless> No more giving opunion jobs for you, ren
<darkwytche> Theres bound to be a website for that - jizzing on durians
<frazzmeister> it's not punday there yet is it?
<Renske_> punday is over.
<Renske_> but for me, every day is punday.
<darkwytche> Monday here
<emino|home> finally
<emino|home> find one without jizz, durian or pussiejuice
<Renske_> \o/
<Renske_> victory!
<darkwytche> woot!
<frazzmeister> ...wait, it's monday?

<SickPsycho> Lethe, PC is on the route to recovery! :D
<Lethe> wooooooo
<SickPsycho> Tech Guy discovered what might have been causing my problem.
<Renske> haii
<Renske> ooh ooh did he short out your circuits?
<Renske> hm?
<SickPsycho> :P
* Lethe snorts
<Renske> poked his screw driver in your case?
* SickPsycho pushes Renske back into the gutter where she belongs
<Renske> hm?
<Renske> :D
<Lethe> plugged your sockets
<Renske> i make this gutter look good.
<SickPsycho> :P
<SickPsycho> Nahh, he just discovered the minor fact that my PC core was running at 88 Degrees.
<Lethe> but his sata in your hard drive
<Lethe> power up your cpu
<Renske> ah you were so hot you really needed a good fanning?
<SickPsycho> Yep. ;P
<Renske> :D
<Djones> fannying
<Renske> THANK you.
<Djones> Quite welcome.
<Lethe> this conversation, had by three women
<Lethe> would make people over at slashdot die in a pool of geeky orgasm
<SickPsycho> Heheheh
<Lethe> we wield such power

<elpemmy> google tells me that last one was
<elpemmy> "are you horny or want a cookie"
<renske> yes.
<SickPsycho> XD
<renske> imagine that to the melody of 'should i stay or should i go now' from The Clash.
<renske> true.
<elpemmy> I really really want a cookie now
* Lethe snorts some more
<SickPsycho> Aww, emmy's not horny. :(
<elpemmy> I don't do the sexytiem, Sylie.
<elpemmy> Ever.
<renske> never ever?
<renske> ever ever?
<Lethe> she's underage
<elpemmy> well maybe one day.
<Lethe> she's allowed to lie
<elpemmy> If I find a guy who is not a prick.
<Lethe> honey
<Lethe> sweetiepie
<elpemmy> and I don't mess up :)
<Lethe> you're gonna need that prick
<Lethe> i'm not sure what they told you

<whiterider> Now I'm going to go and swear at my vagina for a while.

<Loaf> OH MY GOD
<Loaf> YOU GUYS
<Loaf> GUY GUYS
<Loaf> SHOES.
* Delphy zones out
<Loaf> SHOES AND JEANS THAT FIT AND AN EPIC BRA.
<Loaf> That was the BEST SHOPPING TRIP EVER.
<Delphy> Bra?
* Delphy zones back in again