#105 · added 5 April 2006 · vote up / 18 / vote down - from #social
[21:59] Dil161: damn what the hells wrong with you people
[21:59] HystericalParoxysm: Oh, so very many things.
[21:59] HystericalParoxysm: kathy's got a rotten crotch...
[21:59] HystericalParoxysm: I'm a dirty old man stuck in a hot chick's body...
[21:59] HystericalParoxysm: missangelica's chock full of bullshit and sarcasm...
#106 · added 8 April 2006 · vote up / 25 / vote down
(14:08:26) (&Moe) a fine day it is indeed!
(14:08:30) (&Moe) beautiful weather
(14:08:36) (&Moe) sun shining, birds chirping
(14:22:45) (~deadguy) GAH
(14:22:58) (~deadguy) fucking birds
(14:23:14) (~deadguy) tweeting all morning until the moment I wake up
(14:23:17) (~deadguy) bastards
#107 · added 8 April 2006 · vote up / 13 / vote down - from #social
<Nec> Of course the plaster falling down from the ceiling everytime they wrestle or whatever it is they do kinda tells you how obnoxious they are. They are constatly knocking my Darth Vader stuff off the top of my monitor
<HystericalParoxysm> Oh noes, not your Darth Vader.
<Nec> Yes, my Pez dispenser and my action figure
<HystericalParoxysm> Do you have one of the giant talking Pez dispensers?
<Nec> No, a small one. I want one of those lightsaber crafting kits =D
<HystericalParoxysm> Eh, just go to a hardware store with a bunch of stoners. They'll come up with all kinds of interesting bits you can put together to make a lightsaber.
<HystericalParoxysm> They may try to also make a bong out of it though.
#108 · added 9 April 2006 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #social
<Bink13y> !seen Your_tinny_tadger
<Foamy> Bink13y, I don't remember seeing your_tinny_tadger.
<Bink13y> thats ok Foamy, no one wnts to
#109 · added 9 April 2006 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #social
* missangelica beats flash with muffins.
<flash3389> ><
<flash3389> why does angelica have to attack me
<missangelica> I attack with love.
<yuna98> hits you as hard as she loves you lol
<flash3389> Oo
<yuna98> explains al the boot prints on me :D
#111 · added 12 April 2006 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #social
<Half_Pint> Delphy could you help me with a bit of CSS coding. please?
<Delphy|Busy> Only if you pay me.
<Half_Pint> damn
<Lethe> ahh, the real world :)
<Delphy|Busy> :)
<Half_Pint> :(
#112 · added 15 April 2006 · vote up / 12 / vote down - from #social
[02:48am] <Inge> The only thing I ever heard about a ferret before is one came in through my friend's cat flap
[02:49am] <Inge> She stood there in horror until it went out again
[02:49am] <Bink13y> awhh a visiting ferret dignatary
[02:49am] <HystericalParoxysm> Ahhh, yes, she had a ferret inspector. Just making sure everything's properly silly, and then they'll be on their way.
[02:49am] <HystericalParoxysm> It's like the guy that comes to check the electrical meter once a month.
#113 · added 15 April 2006 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
[02:51am] <HystericalParoxysm> Yeah... where a cat will fall off the couch and look horribly embarassed and try to look like they meant to do that, a ferret will throw themselves off the couch, bounce off the coffee table, and fall to the floor giggling and bouncing around like mad.
#114 · added 15 April 2006 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #social
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<nani> Delphy you rock!!!
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<MistressSilent> Random is the new black
#115 · added 19 April 2006 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<Scootie> Does soomebody know how to make default eyes with SimPE?
<Samekh> Scootie, I think there may have been a tutorial written for replacing defaults in the Sims. But not here.
<SilentPsycho> Check in the forums
<SilentPsycho> Tutorials are rarely created in Chat
<Samekh> This is this the Quentin Tarantino version of help.
<Samekh> We are not allowed.
<SilentPsycho> Or we get killed by the Bride
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<SilentPsycho> Like poor Sims.
#116 · added 19 April 2006 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #social
<Lizzie> How do you make sextuplets
<HystericalParoxysm> Well, first you have a mommy and a daddy...
<JK11> lol
<Lizzie> Yeah
<Lizzie> lol
<HystericalParoxysm> And the mommy and the daddy love each other very, very much...
<JK11> And then 6 storks come!
<Lizzie> OK!!!!!!!! I MEAN ON THE GAME
<HystericalParoxysm> But try as they might, they can't make a baby! So they go to the baby doctor...
<JK11> You buy the stork item
<HystericalParoxysm> Ohhh, the game? Yeah, for that you need to search the forums. :)
<Niceguy> Lmao
<JK11> And you click Summon...
<Lizzie> Ok
<Lizzie> ok
<JK11> Then you click 6 Babies
#117 · added 21 April 2006 · vote up / 43 / vote down - from #social
<Lethe> ack!
<Lethe> I have no powers!!!!
<frazzmeister> eep
<frazzmeister> Lethey is powerless! attack while you can!
<Darkwytche> Kill her! Stake her!
<Darkwytche> Torture!
<frazzmeister> staaaake!
<Darkwytche> Tickle!
<Lethe> eeeeee
<frazzmeister> tickle! yes!
* frazzmeister tickles Lethe
* Delphy|Away sets mode: +a Lethe
<Darkwytche> Long feather here, I'll get Lethe
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Lethe
<frazzmeister> uh oh..
<Lethe> MUhahaha
* frazzmeister runs away
#118 · added 21 April 2006 · vote up / 14 / vote down - from #social
<simfanactic2184> do any of you guys do requests for the modthesims2 site
<Delphy|Away> Whats modthesims2
<simfanactic2184> it's a site where people make stuff for the sims and put it up to donwload
<Lethe> simfanactic2184, never heard of it
<simfanactic2184> download*
<Delphy|Away> Sounds like a crud site to me. I mean, whoever heard of making stuff for the sims
<simfanactic2184> alot of people
<Lethe> must be out of their minds, to be honest
<simfanactic2184> like home's car's furniture and clothe's
<Lethe> sounds like a lot of work, making that
<Delphy|Away> yes totally bonkers Lethe
<simfanactic2184> yes but i guess they enjoy making them
<teknofil> isn't sims that family that lives down the street... why would anyone want to make something for them... they are... well we aren't allowed to say those words here.
<simfanactic2184> well i don't think it's bonker's
<Lethe> and you ask them to make stuff?
<simfanactic2184> i think it's neat because you can find stuff that maxis didn't out into the game
<simfanactic2184> if you want to you can make request's
<Delphy|Away> Who is maxis? one of these so-called creators?
<simfanactic2184> why in the world r u in here if you don't know what maxis is or even the game for that matter
<Delphy|Away> I'm here for the women. Why are *you* here?
<simfanactic2184> don't worry about that
<teknofil> definatly the women...
#122 · added 27 April 2006 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
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<SilentPsycho> Hey Lok
<Lok_simple> hi
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<Delphy|Coding> Revolving door syndrome...
<SilentPsycho> Yep.
#123 · added 27 April 2006 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
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<MagnumSims> anyone have trouble getting turn down when you create something upload it and it gets turned down it happened to me 6 times, and I have seen in here many objects that look like crap! and they get accepted! are they special or something? well heck with it, IM creating my own site and offer my downloads from there see ya'll
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<ShadowDragon> lahooooser
<SilentPsycho> Makes you wonder how sad some people can be to come on here and just say that.
#124 · added 27 April 2006 · vote up / 13 / vote down
<SilentPsycho> So you're not human then. Explains a lot.
#125 · added 28 April 2006 · vote up / 7 / vote down
<[hybris]> Netsplit Moe in action, huh?
<Delphy> is it a bird
<Delphy> is it a plane
<Delphy> no
<Delphy> it's netsplit moe
<Delphy> here to save the day
<Delphy> in his tight spandex and fluttering cape
<inq|koreanMMO> well tight spandex and fluttering capes are all the rage right now in germany
<Moe> nanananananana NETSPLIT
<Moe> to the splitcave!
<inq|koreanMMO> quick, to the splitmobile!
#128 · added 1 May 2006 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<HystericalParoxysm> I like antelopes. They're fuzzy, and they smell of bread.
#129 · added 5 May 2006 · vote up / 13 / vote down - from #social
<SilentPsycho> You know you're at least part geek if you find yourself wishing to write "I can either do a mental-clearing break, in which I listen to music or chat with friends in order to defrag my brain"... In an official graded assignment.
#130 · added 7 May 2006 · vote up / 19 / vote down - from #social
<Oriana> I have a dilima, should i have some tequila
<Oriana> even though i work early tomorrow?
<tigerlilley> yes
<tigerlilley> there is always a time for tequila
<Oriana> even if i work with kids?
<tigerlilley> ...
<tigerlilley> possibly not so much then
#131 · added 8 May 2006 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<jixogasbi> do you know how to put objects in diagonal in sims 2???
<SilentPsycho> Look in the help forums
<SilentPsycho> Not here.
<Oriana> Help forums, yup
<SilentPsycho> We are not the drones you are looking for.
<SilentPsycho> Bugger, I meant to say droids.
<Oriana> drones work
#133 · added 18 May 2006 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<en7en> YES!
<en7en> A DUEL!
<en7en> A DUEL!
* Delphy decapitates en7en with a spork
* Delphy WINS
#134 · added 18 May 2006 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
<en7en> !seen en7en
<Foamy> en7en, go look in a mirror.
<en7en> !seen a_mirror
<Foamy> en7en, I don't remember seeing a_mirror.
<en7en> So how could I then?
#135 · added 18 May 2006 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #social
<en7en> Okay, Frenchie, I challenge you to a duel of snootiness!
* The_French_Zombie eats en7en's empty head off
<The_French_Zombie> Done :D
<en7en> "Mon enfant, ma soeur!"
* en7en throws the gauntlet
<The_French_Zombie> Gné ?
<en7en> Okay, I win the Baudelaire round.
* The_French_Zombie eats the gauntlet and the matching hand
<The_French_Zombie> burp
<Darkwytche> Les fleurs du mal
<en7en> Hey! It's a snootiness duel! Eating is not fair, unless it's eating obscure snooty elitist french dishes!
<en7en> You want in, Dark?
<en7en> Wait your turn!
<Darkwytche> No just proving I'm not totally dumb
* The_French_Zombie eats a lobster and goose liver.
<The_French_Zombie> Now I can eat your other arm
<en7en> Ha! Foie gras du Perigord!
* en7en is a bit worried that pedantic displays of elitism don't seem to work on a zombie...
<The_French_Zombie> *thinking about the Monty Python and the Holy Grail*
<en7en> Oh no!
<en7en> English humor! I can't fight that!
* The_French_Zombie gobbles en7en's leg
<The_French_Zombie> I think I'm winning *evil grin*
<en7en> Damn it! uh... uh... quick! Gotta think of something!
<en7en> Voltaire! Montesquieu! ROUSSEAU!
* The_French_Zombie grins and dribbles while watching en7en's leg
<The_French_Zombie> Corneille ?
* en7en regains hope...
<en7en> CAMUS!
<en7en> SARTRE!
<en7en> "Hell is other sims!"
* The_French_Zombie recitates "Stances à Marquise" then chops en7en's remaining leg off.
* Vie starts flinging Bratworsts at the pair of you
<en7en> Nooooo!
<en7en> Argh! Germans!
* en7en is invaded in 12 milliseconds.
<en7en> Damn. Now I gotta wait for the yankees to liberate me.
<Darkwytche> Pierre Morand - 'La Naine'
<HystericalParoxysm> Thundercles!
* The_French_Zombie would love to cut en7en's tongue off but it'd look like a French kiss.
* en7en expires, whilst faintly whispering "mon enfant, ma soeur, songe a la douceur... "
* en7en is now known as The_Late_en7en
<The_French_Zombie> Je suis belle, ô mortels ! Comme un rêve de pierre...
<The_Late_en7en> Alas, poodles. I was done in, for my impregnable intellectual snootiness was no match against Limey Loons and German Sauerkraut. Hence dies the hope of a haughty nation! To the vultures now shall it be given.
<Darkwytche> André Malraux - La Condition Humane
<The_Late_en7en> At least Darkwytche is trying. Pour la France, mon ami! Pour la France!
<The_French_Zombie> :-s
<Darkwytche> Way
<The_Late_en7en> Okay, are we done?
* You are now known as en7en
* The_French_Zombie is now known as The_French_Sim
#136 · added 18 May 2006 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
<HystericalParoxysm> Hrm. I should work on my castle.
* HystericalParoxysm steals en7en's buildybrain.
<en7en> Once more, I repeat: I have no brain.
<Darkwytche> He is dead from the neck up
<en7en> I do my thinking with my gallbladder.
<HystericalParoxysm> Wel, fine, your buildygallbladder.
<HystericalParoxysm> Well, even. I swear, I can type.
<en7en> You can't have my gallbladder for free. You must rent it.
<HystericalParoxysm> Asshole's not letting me use his gallbladder, neither.
<HystericalParoxysm> How the hell am I supposed to build this stupid castle if I can't use his gallbladder?!
<en7en> Here, HP, you can have my left testicle.
<HystericalParoxysm> That ain't gonna help me build no stinkin' castle.
<Darkwytche> HP do you have idea how wrong that sentence sounds?
<en7en> Take it or leave it, buster.
<HystericalParoxysm> Since when do I care what anything sounds like?
<Darkwytche> Hmmm ok
* en7en , miffed, puts his testicle back in his pocket.
<HystericalParoxysm> Is it at least a talented architecht, this testicle of yours? Not that I can spell worth a damn today, but... the thingie, the buildypeople, can it be a buildypeople?
<en7en> My left testicle does all the interior decorating, and helps with the general aesthetic balance of my houses. It doesn't do roof deforms, but I would say it's very skilled.
<en7en> At least as skilled as your tibia. So there.
<HystericalParoxysm> Oh. I have the interior decorating and aesthetic balance down. It's the roof deforms I need. :
<en7en> Sorry, that's the gallbladder, and it's not free.
<HystericalParoxysm> Can I borrow your spleen? I hear it's got a real knack for roofs.
<Darkwytche> Ick
<en7en> My spleen is out on loan to the Royal British Museum of Architectural Body Parts in Leeds.
<HystericalParoxysm> Oh, hell. That's a bit of a walk from here.
<en7en> The exhibit runs until august, so no, sorry.
<HystericalParoxysm> Well, a bit of a swim, AND a bit of of a walk.
<en7en> And a bit of a hop on one foot, if you want to make it more entertaining.
<HystericalParoxysm> Now that's just silly.