#1305 · added 22 June 2009 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<HystericalParoxysm> But if it makes ya feel any better, D got in the parts for your new PC. :)
<whiterider> Now we just have to get him out again
#1306 · added 22 June 2009 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #secretsims3modding
[02:14] <Pescado> Delphy: http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/tmp/awesome.rar
[02:15] <Pescado> Dev version. Not guaranteed to work well.
[02:15] <Delph> 404
[02:15] <HystericalParoxysm> "Not guaranteed to work well." "404" LOL
[02:15] <Pescado> There.
[02:15] <Pescado> Stupid file permissions always copy funny.
[02:18] <Delph> Wow it's grown in size quite a bit
[02:18] <HystericalParoxysm> That's what SHE said.
[02:19] <Pescado> Well, that's about as big as it's going to get.
[02:19] <Delph> That's what HE said
#1307 · added 23 June 2009 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
* SilentPsycho tries to imagine what America would be like if the British won the War of Independance
* Frenchie wants to draw an American if the English had won that war
<Liz> Otherwise I'd spell things like "Colour" and "favourite"
<Liz> And that is just retarded.
<Database> They'd know what "tea" is, and they'd like it.
<Frenchie> No burgers. Crumpets instead.
<Liz> I like tea.
<Frenchie> Helmets with teacups on the side
<HystericalParoxysm> I know what tea is. I like tea.
<HystericalParoxysm> I even put milk in non-fruit varieties.
<Database> They'd also eat REAL PANCAKES
<Renske> and they'd all play CRICKET
<Database> wait, was it pancakes that Americans have completely differently?
<Liz> DB, you mean crepes?
<Liz> Because we eat crepes too. We just call them crepes.
<Delphy> I have to teach you something
<Delphy> it's not "Real"
<Delphy> its' PROPER
<Database> Oh, true.
<Delphy> when you say "England has XXX something, it's always PROPER something
<Delphy> like PROPER CRICKET
<Database> Delphy: You are absolutely correct. I will endeavour to correct this in future.
<Database> But I like my flat pancakes!
<SilentPsycho> Proper Football as well.
<Database> We also have PROPER WEATHER
<Database> (and PROPER STEREOTYPES)
<HystericalParoxysm> Fuck your thin sad pancakes, Database.
<HystericalParoxysm> No, wait, you CAN'T fuck them because they're all flat and sad and non-fluffy.
<Renske> roll em up, and then fuck em
<HystericalParoxysm> You want a REAL pancake you can fuck, roll up a nice PROPER American pancake. It's soft and fluffy and will make your dick SO HAPPY
<Delphy> Ok so we went from the civil war to fucking pancakes
<Delphy> in 5 mins
<Delphy> gg social
#1308 · added 23 June 2009 · vote up / 0 / vote down - from #social
<Renske> except from volleyball, where they pat each other on the butt when they score
<Renske> .... didnt come out right.
#1309 · added 24 June 2009 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #thatotherchannel
* Longdaysend lays out a meat based buffet for emmy
<Longdaysend> that's what she needs, a lot of meat
<Longdaysend> ...
<Longdaysend> can i rephrase that please?
#1310 · added 24 June 2009 · vote up / 16 / vote down - from #thebasement
<elpemmy> omnomnom sausage and chips
<ArtsyFrenchie> We all know you like sausage, Emmy
<Database> hur hur hur
<elpemmy> oh, fuck you. :P
<Database> she also likes chips.
<Database> strange
<Database> most girls don't
<elpemmy> ...chips? I think I'm missing the innuendo
<Database> ...
<Database> Oh god Emmy, you are clueless XD

[ ten minutes later... ]

<elpemmy> ...okay now I'm lost.
<elpemmy> Can someone please explain the chips thing?
<Longdaysend> still stuck on that eh?
<elpemmy> yup
* Database falls over laughing.
<Database> Did you get it, LDE?
<Longdaysend> indeed
* Database is just checking it wasn't his terribly English.
<Database> Ems, want me to put you out of your misery?
<elpemmy> :(
<elpemmy> YES!
<Database> Chips = tiny pen0rs.
<elpemmy> Ohhh.
<elpemmy> I'd say sausages are pretty small, tbh.
<Database> ...
<Database> What kind of sausages do you eat?
<Database> Also, hur hur Emmy eats tiny sausages.
<Database> God this conversation is twisted XD
<Database> We don't have a gutter... we have a swimming pool.
<ArtsyFrenchie> Emmy's going to get disappointed when she reaches age of consent...
<elpemmy> Pah, Frenchie, what makes you think I'mma get laid the second I turn 16?
<Database> Emmy: Because you liek secks?
<Longdaysend> you hang out here?
<Database> Yes, one of us is going to sex you, Emmy :p
<ArtsyFrenchie> Ok, I'd say "after she reaches age of consent"
<elpemmy> Hang on, lemme calculate something.
<Database> And "one of us" is probably French :D
<Longdaysend> emmy once you hit the age of consent lock your doors and install anti-frenchman security devices
<elpemmy> I turn 16 2011. My birthday is on a friday.
<elpemmy> I think this means I will be at home.
<Database> In other words, the Union Jack, amirite?
<elpemmy> Frenchie is not coming to my house.
<elpemmy> If he can find my address, I will be amazed.
<Longdaysend> *sigh* fine ems, i'll give you a chasity belt for your birthday
<Database> Emmy, we already know what school you go to.
<ArtsyFrenchie> I'm totally sure I could find your address
<Database> Finding your address would merely be a case of trial and error.
<elpemmy> Fuckbuckets.
<ArtsyFrenchie> Only, I won't bother :D
<Longdaysend> how many smoking hot 14 yr olds are there in england? like 12 tops!
<Database> LDE: You mean GENUINELY hot, right?
<Longdaysend> it'll be easy to find you ems
<elpemmy> I SPY A DATA
<Database> ...
<Database> Buggernuts!
<Database> I've been spotted!
* Database evades.
* elpemmy shoots
* elpemmy SCORES
<Database> ...
<Database> Emmy, that is the whole point!
<elpemmy> STOP THINKING THAT YOU DIRTY MINDED PEOPLES.
<elpemmy> I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!
<Database> We've been trying to get you to score for months!
<elpemmy> I HATE YOU GUYS.
<Longdaysend> oh god i love you guys so much. i haven't laughed this much in weeks
<elpemmy> FUCK YOU ALL.
<Database> GLADLY
<Database> PLEASE DO
#1311 · added 25 June 2009 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from #social
<Renske> obviously you never had sex with the dudes i do it with
<Renske> dude. singular.
<Renske> *
<Lethe|worky> too late
<Renske> krap
#1312 · added 25 June 2009 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
[17:49] <Tigerlilley> They shared a similar nose come to think of it.
[17:49] <Tigerlilley> Farrah and Michael I mean.
[17:49] <Vie> ...
[17:50] <Vie> Thats a rather random observation
[17:50] <~Delphy> Maybe they where somehow linked.
[17:50] <~Delphy> Farrah dies and suddenly Michaels nose loses it's wireless power source
[17:50] <~Delphy> and blam
[17:50] <~Delphy> he dies too
[17:50] <&whiterider> ..wireless nose power?
[17:50] <~Delphy> I mean, that had to be robotic, right? Probably some kind of 11n router.
[17:50] <Vie> That or there the same person?
[17:51] <Tigerlilley> Da da daaaaaaaaaaaah.
#1313 · added 29 June 2009 · vote up / 1 / vote down - from #social
<elpemmy> Can you get stoned on cannabis?
<HystericalParoxysm> O_o
<jhd1189> !
<SilentPsycho> ...
<Djones> :o
<HystericalParoxysm> What the fuck else are you supposed to use it for?
<Djones> elpemmy, Quick! To the yahoo answers mobile.
* HystericalParoxysm cacklesnorts
<elpemmy> ...
<elpemmy> That wasn't what I meant.
<HystericalParoxysm> What -did- you mean then?
<elpemmy> I meant it, like, is stoned the correct term.
<Safyre420> you can use it for hemp stuff
<missangelica> You mean the act of stoning?
<Safyre420> stoned, fried, blazed
<HystericalParoxysm> Stoned, high, baked...
<Djones> I want to be stoned by cannabis.
<Djones> They'd need tons to really do any damage
<jhd1189> "May he who is without sin cast the first cannabis"
<Djones> The bible would be way cooler.
<Delphy> "Dude, this cannabis is, like, totally heavy, man!"
<elpemmy> not to mention, they'd struggle to make drugs illegal if it was in the bible.
<HystericalParoxysm> And then Jesus went unto them, and he spake, "Like, whoa, my hands are HUGE!"
<SilentPsycho> Never look a gift cannibis in the mouth
<Safyre420> jesus was a hippie
#1314 · added 29 June 2009 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #thatotherchannel
<Renske> i dont mind the smell of fresh ball sweat
<TFS|Out> ...
<Renske> what!
#1315 · added 30 June 2009 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #yourface
<Renske> see, if i would come across a bloodstained mudkip, i'd DAMN WELL LEAVE IT ALONE
<Renske> ... wtf?? *book
#1316 · added 1 July 2009 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #social
<Gangreless> !cookie
* Chii passes Gangreless a cookie :)
<Gangreless> sweet
<Greenie> Literally!
#1317 · added 1 July 2009 · vote up / 3 / vote down - from query
<elpemmy> I'm usually a normal human being. Except I tried to write Hi on the floor with cheese.
<elpemmy> AND THE SEAGULLS STOLE MY CHEESE
<elpemmy> Yeah, me and my friend have been whining all day (Well, it was his cheese. But it went mouldy so I ripped it up and shaped it into letters and a smiley face. AND THE SEAGULLS STOLE MY FACE)
<elpemmy> THE SEAGULLS STOLE MY FACE.
<elpemmy> D:
<elpemmy> So yeah, today was a good day :)
#1318 · added 3 July 2009 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
frazzmeister> i cant beleaive the shit i can do when i cant tell fingers from my clit
#1319 · added 3 July 2009 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<SilentPsycho> Go play with slave, frazzy. :P
<frazzmeister> hes frunk too!
<frazzmeister> mr fraaz mum say please dont be sickk yinnthere
<frazzmeister> !
<frazzmeister> @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!111111?
<SilentPsycho> Ahh, the mother's there
<frazzmeister> it oftens uds
<frazzmeister> we go way for a hilemonday ngiht
<frazzmeister> but it doenst take hint weel
<frazzmeister> often inteuprfpt ficujking
<frazzmeister> funny.
<SilentPsycho> Just stick a sign on the door - Do Not Disturb
<frazzmeister> we dont plan ahead
<frazzmeister> oh, you look hot
<frazzmeister> !sod o you!
<frazzmeister> ok lets ficuk!
#1320 · added 3 July 2009 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #social
<renske> i feel offended for my vag's sake
<renske> my vag is pretty damn impressive
...
<renske> my vag has a lot of feeling
<Safyre420> that's better than no feeling
<Gangreless> I should hope so.
#1321 · added 3 July 2009 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
* Longdaysend wants to play with you,photo
<HairmakingParoxysm> Giggity?
<photo> Lol. A month is 7.99 but you have to buy it online.
<photo> 3 months is 20
<Longdaysend> you know, if there ever comes a day when i don't say something you guys can twist into sexual bullshit, let me know.
<photo> That day will never come.
<Longdaysend> i'll throw a fucking party
<photo> http://www.l4d.com/
<Longdaysend> bah...wonder if gamestop sells cards
<whiterider> What kind of party? *eyebrow waggle*
<photo> Yup. For 3 months.
<photo> We don't carry the ones for 1 month anymore.
<Emino> the day would be when photo, whitey, frazzy, saffy, frenchie, hp, d, zicon, pedantic and data dropped dead.
<photo> Hehehe
#1322 · added 3 July 2009 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
<Longdaysend> i know, it costs money. if they charged you penises that would be creepy
#1323 · added 6 July 2009 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<SilentPsycho> Online translators can be very weird, especially if you forget to change the languages and translate something from Engliah to English
<SilentPsycho> Lost Chicken apparently translates to Absent Infant.
#1324 · added 8 July 2009 · vote up / 6 / vote down - from #social
<Jon> Liz: Do you want a moose?
<Liz> Why would I want a moose?
<Jon> because they're cute
<Jon> and floppy
<Jon> FLOP FLOP
<Liz> Until they grow up and eat all of your trees.
<Jon> Maybe we should grow more trees then.
<Liz> But sure. I'll call it Davignon. It will be my best friend.
<Liz> We'll have moosey adventures together.
<Liz> And everything will be right with the world.
<Jon> You're going to mock me for the rest of eternity, aren't you?
#1325 · added 9 July 2009 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<Zucabr> Vie, just out of curiosity, how do you identify yourself sexually? :P
<Vie> I look down
<Vie> "Yep, thats me"
<Zucabr> Hurr.
<Vie> its quite easy really
#1326 · added 10 July 2009 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
* Renske_ stares at Renske until she gets the hint and leaves
*** renske has quit (Connection reset by peer)
<Lethe> :D
<Renske_> :D
*** Renske_ is now known as renske
<Corrie> i think your staring scared away the ghost of yourself.
<renske> sheesh, it sure takes me a while to get a hint
<renske> i hope so, corrie
<renske> didnt you know? all ghosts can't stand people staring at them
#1327 · added 18 July 2009 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #social
[18:35] <renske> i did do a sketch of mnemosyne on the phone with Zeus, holding whatsherface (of music) while Polyhymnia tries to get her attention and Melpomene is turning on the oven in the background
[18:37] <Delphy> Polyhymnia sounds like some kind of sexual disease
[18:37] <ArtsyFrenchie> "I'm sorry, sir. You appear to have a bad case of polyhymnia"
[18:38] <ArtsyFrenchie> "You'll feel the urge to burst in random acts of pantomime during sex."
[18:38] * animalmad (animalmad@fd-F652D6C2.bagu.cable.ntl.com) has joined #social
[18:38] <renske> and that's different from regular sex... how?
[18:39] <renske> i mean, you're in a box...
[18:39] <HystericalParoxysm> HAR
[18:39] <ArtsyFrenchie> Suddenly, the guy begins putting a sockpuppet on his peen. Not what I call regular sex :p
[18:40] <renske> mimes dont have suckpuppets
[18:40] <renske> *sock
[18:40] <renske> *SOCK
[18:40] <ArtsyFrenchie> XD
[18:40] <HystericalParoxysm> Suckpuppets!
[18:40] <renske> UR MOM IS ONE
[18:40] <HystericalParoxysm> Now -that- would be an entertaining puppet show.
[18:40] <ArtsyFrenchie> Then a striped condom and a beret on the glans
[18:40] <renske> you need to come to amsterdam
[18:40] <Delphy> "An erotic shadowplay full of love and intrigue, starring one mime and his suckpuppet. A regular classic!"
[18:41] <renske> i'm pretty sure there are theaters on the Wallen that have them
[18:41] <HystericalParoxysm> Sexy puppet shows?
[18:41] <renske> i know of one with a fat lady and a banana
[18:41] <HystericalParoxysm> I'm THERE man
[18:41] * animalmad has quit (Quit: ...)
[18:41] * HystericalParoxysm cacklesnorts
[18:41] <HystericalParoxysm> We scared off a noob. With talk of puppets boning. AWESOME
#1328 · added 19 July 2009 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #supersecretstaffchannel
<&whiterider> Huh
<&whiterider> One of HP's IP addresses is banned
<absentlamb> :/
<&whiterider> ..five of them, actually
<Canoodle> :D
<Srikandi> that HP, such a troublemaker
#1329 · added 21 July 2009 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<Database> deej, you are simultaneously the most elegant and the most fucked-up person I know.
* Djones unlocks the achievement : Fulfill your personal lifetime goals.