#816 · added 11 September 2007 · vote up / 32 / vote down - from #social
<HP|Writing> Ken: "I love you!" Barbie: "I love you too!" Ken: "Let's kiss!" Barbie: "Okay!" <-- Low-tech sims.
<HP|Writing> It just doesn't have quite the sound of clattering plastic as you frantically and clumsily thrust two lusty mold-formed 11.5 inch dolls at each other.
<SilentPsycho> Cloud: Fuck me. Sephiorth: With pleasure. Cloud: You got me pregnant, you fucking bastard! <--- My Sims
<whiterider> ...ctnd... Ken: "Oh shit, risky woohoo hack!" Barbie "Oh, you'd better get a job" Male maid who for this purpose we will pretend is not gay "Oooh Barbie.. ACR ftw" Ken: "zomgwtf cheated on memory!!!" Barbie "Onoes!! *cries*" Social Worker "Haha pwnt" <-- TS2 with hacks. So much more interesting.
#817 · added 14 September 2007 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
<Cazzy|Akihabara> LOL!
<Cazzy|Akihabara> get this!
<Cazzy|Akihabara> i asked my friend if she could bowl
<Cazzy|Akihabara> and she said, "yeh, i think i can blow"
<SilentPsycho> Heheheh
<SilentPsycho> Fruedian slip there :)
<Cazzy|Akihabara> so i laughed and said "that was funny, but anyway, i can't bowl, i suck"
<Cazzy|Akihabara> O.o
<Cazzy|Akihabara> and now i'm killing myself laughing
<Cazzy|Akihabara> "i can blow" "i can't, i suck"
<Cazzy|Akihabara> O.O
<curlybap> rofl
<Cazzy|Akihabara> it was so unintended it's really funny
<SilentPsycho> :P
#818 · added 16 September 2007 · vote up / 5 / vote down - from #social
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<GreenStraws> Chocolate!!!
<GreenStraws> Squee!
<Jessica> cake!
<ChocolateCake> Greenie!!!
<ChocolateCake> Jessica!
<Delphy|WorkyWork> delphy!!!
<ChocolateCake> Delphy!!
<GreenStraws> Rofl.
<em|zzz> ...
#819 · added 16 September 2007 · vote up / 2 / vote down - from #social
<whiterider> !cookie deadguy
<whiterider> :P
* Chii stuffs a cookie in deadguy's mouth :)
<whiterider> Lack of alcomahol, remember? ;_;
<deadguy> :D
<Cazzy-Tchan> ...corpseness is attractive now and needs to be rewarded with cookies?
<Cazzy-Tchan> wow, what a weird world this has become O.o
#820 · added 16 September 2007 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<whiterider> Would it be a bad idea for me to steal and drink copiuos amounts of alcohol 9 hours before I have to leave for college?
<whiterider> Wait
<whiterider> 12-1 != 9
<Database> 12-1 = 11. :P
<Greenie> Good job White.
<deadguy> are you *sure* you're not already drunk?
<Greenie> Im proud of you.
<Database> White fails Year 1 maths. :p
#823 · added 17 September 2007 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
* GreenStraws is now known as Greenie|Latin
* whiterider nudges Greenie with an amplus gallo
<whiterider> Aww, Greenfly is a) ignoring me; b) doesn't realise I just spoke latin; or c) does realise I just spoke latin, has translated it, and feels it not worthy of a response
<whiterider> ;_;
<Greenie|Latin> Hey white?
<whiterider> Yeh?
<Greenie|Latin> Id love it if you wouldnt poke me with ample cocks in the future, aye?
<whiterider> :)
<Greenie|Latin> Im not even gonna ask where you got it.
<Greenie|Latin> :p
<whiterider> I have a fun vocabulary
<Greenie|Latin> I noticed. :]
#825 · added 19 September 2007 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
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<Rich> Any skinners willing to give me a hand?... my skin touching up skills suck... I do objects:P
<&Tikva> I skin puppies, does that help?
<Rich> LOL
<&Tikva> ...why lol? It's nasty. Blood and guts all over the floor. I've ruined so many clothes doing that
<&Tikva> But the pay is good. Down with the fur industry! But no-one likes puppies anyway. And it's not like they're endangered
<&Tikva> Yet
<&Tikva> However, they're a pain to sew, or so the people in the other warehouse say. You have to find 10 skins of the exact same colour and texture just to make a fucking hat
<Rich> lol
<&Tikva> And puppies don't come in standard paintjobs.
<Piglet> puppies? :O
<&Tikva> Yes, those annoying whiny things that shake annoyingly when you try and kill them.
* djones stops talking to tikva in protest
<Piglet> real ones or the toy ones
<&Tikva> Real ones
<&Tikva> Toy ones don't shake
<Piglet> some do
<Piglet> but real ones :O
<&Tikva> And no-one wants a fur coat made by the Beanie Baby people
<Piglet> poor puppies :(
<djones> ...
<djones> piglet
<busybap> rofl
<djones> just don't encourage that evil whore
<&Tikva> <3
<djones> shes an evil cow. just ignore her
<Piglet> although it defo should be stoped
<&Tikva> You would have thought, if the eyeballs that won't flush gross him out so much, he'd just use the other bathroom
<busybap> ...why would eyeballs not flush?
<&Tikva> They float. no idea why.
* busybap 'd've thought they'd've been rather dense
<&Tikva> Well, I tend to squeeze the jelly out first. It works well for strengthening the back of the skins
* Piglet Faints
<&Tikva> Oh it's ok, I don't do humans. That's just nasty. There are some... but I try to avoid them. Like Buffalo Bill.
<Piglet> your a cuila daville however you spell her name lol
<&Tikva> He's fucking wierd, but the mafia pay him in gold bars....
<&Tikva> Don't think gold bars would do it for me though
<djones> mmmmmm, gold bars. they make good whacking sticks
<&Tikva> Gold bars != fair pay for skinning young children
<&Tikva> But anyway, talking about that is disgusting. Back to puppies :)
<Piglet> nooooo the horror, leave those puppies alone!
<&Tikva> I got a kitten in one of the bags once. Was not pleased. I couldn't skin it, so I sent it to a dog food factory.
* Piglet Is worried about how disturbing you are
<&Tikva> "Disturbing" is a matter of perception
<annay49> kitten?
<&Tikva> Yes, a kitten
<&Tikva> All fluffy and white
<Piglet> awwwwwwww
<Piglet> next time you get a fluffy white kitten send it over ill look after the poor thing
<&Tikva> You're kidding me - I got £50 from that factory. That's worth five puppies, with no mistakes
<Piglet> probably cos it's so cute
<&Tikva> The most annoying thing is when you've got it all perfect.... and then you nick the testicles and the whole caboodle gets ruined by escaped bodily fluids
<&Tikva> Are you still buying this?
#827 · added 22 September 2007 · vote up / 11 / vote down - from #social
<Stoz> the best game is real life... it's sometimes has bags, but graphics - very excellent
<Stoz> bugs*
<Panda|997essays> LMAO!!
<Arch> Yes I do!
* Jessica bites Ty|Charmed
<The_French_Sim> Some features of RL should have been removed during the beta though.
<The_French_Sim> RL should actually have an anti n00b filter.
<The_French_Sim> And I said 'n00b', not 'newb'
<HystericalParoxysm> I'd just be happy with more save points.
<The_French_Sim> :D
<Arch> It does, it just doesn't always trigger properly and they somehow survive the darwin award moment.
<Panda|997essays> and there should be some more and better hacks
<Panda|997essays> and you should be able to not save the game and do thigns over
<Stoz> HystericalParoxysm, you just never used them
<The_French_Sim> A better RL gaming community would be nice too.
<The_French_Sim> The current one has more than its fair number of morons.
<HystericalParoxysm> Yeah, no kidding. This community's full of assholes.
<Panda|997essays> im rather fond of the RL gaming communtiy im in
<Arch> Just gotta join the right clan I suppose.
<The_French_Sim> Maybe we need better RL mods and admins.
<The_French_Sim> And banning policies :D
<Arch> To bad most of them are only found on very specific regional servers.
<The_French_Sim> "You have been perm-banned from Real Life"
#830 · added 23 September 2007 · vote up / 11 / vote down - from #social
<Greenie|Dead> Someone made a boat. Out of TOAST.
<Greenie|Dead> :D
<Panda|995essays> toast floats
* Panda|995essays sails a peice of toast onto the hudson river as a haunting opera melody plays in the distance
<photo> have i ever told you that you're a dork
#834 · added 26 September 2007 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<whiterider> Daniel shaved his leg
<whiterider> Just one
<HystericalParoxysm> Well that's stupid.
<HystericalParoxysm> Then you can't rub the smooth legs against each other.
<HystericalParoxysm> Like a de-furred cricket.
<HystericalParoxysm> And make no noise but a sad little squeak.
<HystericalParoxysm> Sad fleshy cricket.
#838 · added 29 September 2007 · vote up / 19 / vote down - from #social
<SilentPsycho> I'm being evil and laughing at my self-sim's predicament
<SilentPsycho> She wandered onto a brothel business I was making
<SilentPsycho> Hence the fact she's now a single working mum of twins.
<SilentPsycho> Does not bode well for my own future
#839 · added 29 September 2007 · vote up / 11 / vote down - from #social
<HystericalParoxysm> God, humans are stupid. "Oh, they're going to destroy our race? Hey, can I stick my dick in 'em first?"
#840 · added 30 September 2007 · vote up / 8 / vote down - from #social
<HystericalParoxysm> So, um, should I bother getting BV, and for that matter, is ACR updated for it?
<Stormwench> ACR?
<HystericalParoxysm> Autonomous casual romance.
<HystericalParoxysm> One of the coolest hacks evar.
<Stormwench> LOL
<Lollipop_Girl> :D Heh
<SirHoco> Yeah HP, it's probably the best EP so far
<SilentLambKiller> Nahhh, Two Jeff's same-sex pregnancy is better
<HystericalParoxysm> The casual part I don't care so much about - it's the fact that my sims get up to bidness by themselves that amuses me.
<SilentLambKiller> And Risky woohoo
<HystericalParoxysm> Eh, I don't do same-sex pregnancies, even with InSIM. I don't tend to have a lot of same-sex couples actually.
<Lollipop_Girl> Ah I like risky woohoo.
<SirHoco> I don't like the same-sex pregnancy, it's not realistic
<Stormwench> dunno - the simpe fo bv has not released yet and due to site issue not many have downloaded it so some people are updating - others can't
<Lollipop_Girl> And I don't do same sex pregnancies
<HystericalParoxysm> Risky woohoo is a part of ACR...
<Stormwench> probably depends on who made it
<HystericalParoxysm> Or at least it can be.
<SilentLambKiller> I think the pregnant males look cute cute!
<HystericalParoxysm> Your sims decide, based on aspiration, relationship, age, and existing children whether they want to try for baby or just woohoo... but you can set it so woohoo is still risky.
<SirHoco> Once I see a pregnant man in real life, then I will consider the same-sex pregnancy
<SilentLambKiller> Heheh
<Lollipop_Girl> I do use the alien impregnation but no male-male pregnancy
<Stormwench> I have met plenty that act pregnant - does that count?
<SirHoco> I don't do alien impregnation either
<SirHoco> No, Stormy :P
<SilentLambKiller> Be slow with me people, I've only just downloaded Insimiator for the first time a couple of days ago. I'm slow, especially where complex hacks are involved.
<SirHoco> I've only had insim for like an hour and then took it out
<SirHoco> It bores me
<Jessica> ok i have a totally unrelated and semi-important question for you guys since i cant make up my mind
* SilentLambKiller introduces SirHoco to Sea horses.
<HystericalParoxysm> I luuurve InSIM.
<HystericalParoxysm> Wouldn't play without it.
<Lollipop_Girl> Aww I love insim
<Lollipop_Girl> Me neither
<SirHoco> Male sea horses don't get pregnant either
<HystericalParoxysm> It's saved my ass so many times.
<SilentLambKiller> Male sea horses are the ones that give birth
<SirHoco> Not exactly
<SirHoco> They just carry the thingies
<HystericalParoxysm> It's more like an aquatic marsupial.
<HystericalParoxysm> Than an actual pregnancy thing.
<SilentLambKiller> The female lays the eggs in the male, his sperm stays inside him.
<Jessica> nm lol
<SirHoco> Hm, that's true I guess
<SirHoco> But I'm talking about humans
<HystericalParoxysm> Eh, you still gotta knock up a chick to get pregnant. :P
<SilentLambKiller> :P
<HystericalParoxysm> Otherwise it don't count.
<SilentLambKiller> Does fictional count?
<SilentLambKiller> :P
--- SirHoco is now known as ChocolateCake
<ChocolateCake> Wow, I thought we were talking about being realistic here
<SilentLambKiller> Wait...Does female/female count?
<HystericalParoxysm> Anyway. ACR rules and I should go see if it has a BV version.
<SilentLambKiller> :P
<ChocolateCake> No, females can't do it either
<SilentLambKiller> There's a type of lizard which a female can impregnate another.
<ChocolateCake> HUMANS
<SilentLambKiller> Can't remember the name right now, but there is one.
<SilentLambKiller> :P
<SilentLambKiller> Humans = animals
<Targ> Or the african frogs which can change sex if theres too few of one, made famous by jurassic park
<ChocolateCake> But humans =/= lizards
<SilentLambKiller> There was also the case in which scientist managed to make a rat egg cell think another egg cell was a sperm cell, making it theorectical that in the future this will be available to human lesbians
<Stormwench> or some worms that have both sexes in one body although they cannot mate with themselves
<ChocolateCake> Aw, ACR isn't BV compatible
<HystericalParoxysm> I'll wait then.
<Stormwench> they slide next to each other tail to head so the right organs meet
<ChocolateCake> Ew.
<HystericalParoxysm> Brine shrimp can self-impregnate.
<Stormwench> both come away as mothers and fathers to the other worms babies
* TFS has a headache due to his cold :(
<SilentLambKiller> Do you think we're creeping people out by our knowledge of obscure animal repoduction?
<HystericalParoxysm> Wanna play lions? ^-^
#845 · added 3 October 2007 · vote up / 36 / vote down - from #social
<SilentPsycho> What I've got beats your clothing. I have the cure for all ills, the elixer of life, the ultimate creation...
<SilentPsycho> CHOCOLATE!
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<Delphy|Working> Unfortunately that only works on 50% of the population SP
<HystericalParoxysm> Yeah but BOY does it work
<whiterider> Demasculation?
#849 · added 5 October 2007 · vote up / 7 / vote down - from #social
<frazzmeister> quack
<piglet> Buck
<SilentPsycho> Meow
<Greenie|Insane> Ribbit.
<SilentPsycho> Growl
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#851 · added 5 October 2007 · vote up / 18 / vote down - from #social
<Stormy> I don't want to be immortalized in Delphy's quote database
<Tikva> ...sucker :D
#852 · added 6 October 2007 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #social
[18:12] <DanTycoon> Thanks for filling us in
[18:12] <Pandrunk> well id be able to do it alot quicker if you would stay in the ditch as i dump sand on you
#854 · added 7 October 2007 · vote up / 39 / vote down - from #social
<SilentPsycho> Rawr
<GreenStraws> Oink.
<SilentPsycho> Meow
<TFS> Woof
<djones> i has a headache
<SilentPsycho> Mooo
<GreenStraws> Peep.
<TFS> H'kkkkkrrrrrslugulugh
<GoldenSimmer> 0.o
<SilentPsycho> ...TFS wins
<GreenStraws> ... Yeah.
#857 · added 8 October 2007 · vote up / 9 / vote down - from #supersecretstaffchannel
<Jenn|EQ2> I just killed an NPC because they said to me, "I saw a rainbow by the watefall today and started crying because it was so beautiful"
<whiterider> :D
<whiterider> Welcome to Clan Heartless
#858 · added 9 October 2007 · vote up / 14 / vote down - from #social
<frazzmeister> modnar
<frazzmeister> ooh, pretty paper..
* frazzmeister bats at Delphys forehead
* Greenie dies giggling.
<Greenie> Spot.
<Greenie> Best name for a cat, evah.
<frazzmeister> spot bats at delphys forehead?
<frazzmeister> spot is a dog!
<frazzmeister> spot is bob?
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<frazzmeister> bob is spotty?
<frazzmeister> potato is bob?
<Delphster> spot the bob
<frazzmeister> potato is spot?
<Delphster> speaking of bob, hi photo!
<photo> lol
<photo> dunno if thats a good thought.... but i'll go with it
<Greenie> bob = cat = spot = photo?
<Greenie> photo = bob?
<Greenie> o.O
<photo> HMMMMM
<frazzmeister> yes!
<Jessica|Finds> photo!
<photo> Jess!
<Delphster> instead of office chair package contained bobcat.
<Delphster> would not buy again.
<frazzmeister> :D
<Greenie> You bought a bobcat in an office chair box?
#860 · added 11 October 2007 · vote up / 4 / vote down - from #social
<curlybap> they've built a new MI5 base across the lough from here
<curlybap> and you can see in the windows from the little coin-operated telescopes
#866 · added 16 October 2007 · vote up / 10 / vote down - from #social
<dj|knightstale> oh yay, stabbing pains in my heart again XD
<Jessica> my voodoo doll is working
<Jessica> i mean...aww :(
#867 · added 17 October 2007 · vote up / -6 / vote down - from #social
[03:09] * KKai is now known as is
[03:09] * is is now known as KKai
#869 · added 17 October 2007 · vote up / 18 / vote down - from #social
<SirEmino> first of all, i would NEVER have buttsecks
<SirEmino> even with a girl... coz thats just wrong
<Greenie> ... Girls.. Uh.. Dont have dicks?
<SirEmino> imagine your man-thingy fills with shit
<SirEmino> Greenie, i mean guys behind girls
<Greenie> Man-thingy...?
<Greenie> What, the fuck Emi?
<Greenie> You mean penis, yah?
<SirEmino> think greeneh, think!
<SirEmino> mhmm
<Greenie> SAY THE WORD.
<Targ> I think hes trying to use a euphemism for penis
<Greenie> PENIS.
<Targ> :p
<SirEmino> NO!
<Greenie> Penis, Emi! Penis!
<SirEmino> dammit grenie, that would gave me mental images
* Targ flashes emino again
<Greenie> Emi. Say penis. Nowwwww.
<SirEmino> lets just say curry hotdog... and i dont want curry hotdog!
* Greenie pokes Emi with a random hobo's penis.
<Greenie> Say it.
<Greenie> ^-^
<SirEmino> neba
<Greenie> No penis?
<Greenie> <SirEmino> Penis!
<SirEmino> http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/7413/previewpf3.jpg
<SirEmino> i want that :(
<Greenie> Is it a penis?
<Greenie> Do you not have a penis?
<Greenie> Penis?
<SirEmino> i haveit
<Greenie> You have what?
<SirEmino> i dontwantmentalimagesofit
<Jessica> penis?
<Zicon> I like penis.
<Jessica> whats wrong with penis?
<Greenie> Nothing is wrong with penis.
<Greenie> Its just Emi obviously does not have one.
<Jessica> he pissed off the wrong person?
<SirEmino> i hate you greenie :P
<Greenie> I hate you too.
<Greenie> Now.
<Greenie> Say penis.
<SirEmino> NUUUU!
<Greenie> If you say penis, we shall know you have one. If you dont, you are a woman.
<Greenie> We shall call you Emina.
<SirEmino> define -we- :P
<Greenie> Which is similar to enema.. So, I would suggest saying penis.
<SirEmino> pee-niece
<SirEmino> happy?
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<Zicon> No.
<Greenie> No, peeing on your nieces is not nice.
<Greenie> Not nearly as nice as penises, anyway.
* FurryPanda is now known as IntermittentPanda
<Zicon> Penises are awesome.
<IntermittentPanda> what did i walk into?
<Greenie> Penises.
<Greenie> :]
<IntermittentPanda> but no one here has one big enough to walk into...
#871 · added 18 October 2007 · vote up / 24 / vote down - from #social
* SilentPsycho shreaks
<SilentPsycho> -typos
<Greenie> **shriek, I think.. Or ei.. I dunno.
<SilentPsycho> Just found out that my dissertation proposal is due in at the beginning of next week!
<Greenie> Shreeeeek might work. :p
<SilentPsycho> Eeeeeeeeeeep
<Viromancy> Silent Shreks?
<Delphy> SP: Write this
<Delphy> "I propose to write my dissertation. This is my proposal to write said dissertation. Thank you, SP"
<SilentPsycho> Heheheheh
* SilentPsycho hugs Delphy
<HystericalParoxysm> "I propose that YOU write my dissertation for me. Enclosed find $50 as an advance. Thanks, buddy!"