<SirEmino> Sword of Truth series is full of lulz
<Ceyllynn> terry goodkind?
<SirEmino> who can resist a fantasy world, middle age-ish with lesbian dominatrix?
<SirEmino> mhmm
<SirEmino> lesbian dominatrix and manwhore, apparently.
<SirEmino> also, nuns who apparently keeps having sex all the time.
<SirEmino> yes Ceyllynn
<SirEmino> Terry Goodwin
<Chii> Terry Goodwin... Toodwin.
<SirEmino> i imagine him being a very perverted old man with some sense of fantasy fetishes
<Ceyllynn> knew it was terry something
<SirEmino> Terry Goodkind
<SirEmino> nice last name btw rofl
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<viromancy> brief hellos chaps
<Ceyllynn> hiyas viro
<SirEmino> heya V
<viromancy> hi ceyllynn, hi emi
<SirEmino> im having a blast with these book, that seemed to be written by you, in spirit
<SirEmino> books*
<viromancy> oh?
<viromancy> what books?
<SirEmino> Sword of Truth series
<SirEmino> it haz lesbian dominatrix in it
<SirEmino> and nuns that slept around
<viromancy> Ah. I don't know them. I only know the Sword of Knowledge trilogy
<viromancy> So anytime you read about lesbian dominatix nuns you think of me?
<SirEmino> mhmm
<SirEmino> only you can pull off that twisted idea
<viromancy> Emi, I don't know how to break it to you after all these years...but...I'm not a lesbian. Or a nun.
<SirEmino> but you have dark minds
<SirEmino> capable of pulling off that kind of shits
<viromancy> well I may be a little warped, here and there. But flagellating young ladies with a riding crop while dressed in a wimple is not one of my pecadillos
<SirEmino> also, a dominion spell that works by slashing off left nipple seems like very you
<Ceyllynn> who wrote sword of knowledge?
<viromancy> I'm very fond of nipples. I don't go round cutting them off just to boss someone around. I usually find that sticking a clothes peg on a guy's left nipple is enough to get a little submissiveness
<SirEmino> you might cut them for your personal vault though... *hides*
<viromancy> I don't have a nipple vault, emi. I barely have enough room in the house for the washing machine and vacuum cleaner. I'd put in more bookshelves before I'd set space aside to store the severed nipples of my enemies
<Ceyllynn> terry goodkind?
<SirEmino> who can resist a fantasy world, middle age-ish with lesbian dominatrix?
<SirEmino> mhmm
<SirEmino> lesbian dominatrix and manwhore, apparently.
<SirEmino> also, nuns who apparently keeps having sex all the time.
<SirEmino> yes Ceyllynn
<SirEmino> Terry Goodwin
<Chii> Terry Goodwin... Toodwin.
<SirEmino> i imagine him being a very perverted old man with some sense of fantasy fetishes
<Ceyllynn> knew it was terry something
<SirEmino> Terry Goodkind
<SirEmino> nice last name btw rofl
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<viromancy> brief hellos chaps
<Ceyllynn> hiyas viro
<SirEmino> heya V
<viromancy> hi ceyllynn, hi emi
<SirEmino> im having a blast with these book, that seemed to be written by you, in spirit
<SirEmino> books*
<viromancy> oh?
<viromancy> what books?
<SirEmino> Sword of Truth series
<SirEmino> it haz lesbian dominatrix in it
<SirEmino> and nuns that slept around
<viromancy> Ah. I don't know them. I only know the Sword of Knowledge trilogy
<viromancy> So anytime you read about lesbian dominatix nuns you think of me?
<SirEmino> mhmm
<SirEmino> only you can pull off that twisted idea
<viromancy> Emi, I don't know how to break it to you after all these years...but...I'm not a lesbian. Or a nun.
<SirEmino> but you have dark minds
<SirEmino> capable of pulling off that kind of shits
<viromancy> well I may be a little warped, here and there. But flagellating young ladies with a riding crop while dressed in a wimple is not one of my pecadillos
<SirEmino> also, a dominion spell that works by slashing off left nipple seems like very you
<Ceyllynn> who wrote sword of knowledge?
<viromancy> I'm very fond of nipples. I don't go round cutting them off just to boss someone around. I usually find that sticking a clothes peg on a guy's left nipple is enough to get a little submissiveness
<SirEmino> you might cut them for your personal vault though... *hides*
<viromancy> I don't have a nipple vault, emi. I barely have enough room in the house for the washing machine and vacuum cleaner. I'd put in more bookshelves before I'd set space aside to store the severed nipples of my enemies
<whiterider> Your mum's been practising!
<frazzmeister> god, i hope not...
<frazzmeister> god, i hope not...
<Jon> You think stabbing myself in the leg just to find out what it feels like - research for a scene in a story - is a little much? :P
<djones> no shit jon.
<Jon> I dunno. My insurance will pay for it and the doctor will probably get a laugh.
<Jon> I'm seriously considering it.
<djones> shrug
<Jon> Besides, it would pay off in realistic narrative.
<djones> Because self harm is always a good idea.
<Lethe> question is, is realism good reading
<Lethe> reading "AAAARgharagh it fucking hurts'
<Lethe> doesn't exactly progress a storyline
<Jon> I dunno. Tom Clancy makes millions of dollars writing fairly realistic books.
<Jekyll> just don't go for the arteries and remember to take pics, jon
<djones> no shit jon.
<Jon> I dunno. My insurance will pay for it and the doctor will probably get a laugh.
<Jon> I'm seriously considering it.
<djones> shrug
<Jon> Besides, it would pay off in realistic narrative.
<djones> Because self harm is always a good idea.
<Lethe> question is, is realism good reading
<Lethe> reading "AAAARgharagh it fucking hurts'
<Lethe> doesn't exactly progress a storyline
<Jon> I dunno. Tom Clancy makes millions of dollars writing fairly realistic books.
<Jekyll> just don't go for the arteries and remember to take pics, jon
<Kelly> Because I'm back in Minnesota.
<Dimension> EEEEEW
<Dimension> wait, what is that?
<Kelly> What is what?
<Dimension> minnesota
<Delphy> That is what.
<Delphy> What is that.
<Delphy> That is what is that is what is Minnesota.
<Dimension> my mind is on fire
<SirEmino> i'm confused
<Delphy> "What is the USA"
<Dimension> jeopardy!
* Delphy cuts Dimmys mind with a sack cloth
<Dimension> i choose door THREE!
* Delphy punches Dimmy in the face.
* Kelly sticks Delphy on a rotissarie or however the frack you spell it
<Delphy> That was door number three.
* Dimension bites down on delphy's knuckles
<Delphy> Also, Minnesota is a state in the USA.
<Kelly> Yeah.
<Kelly> That.
<Dimension> mwlarf ignflflf
<Delphy> The USA is that country just below the awesome CANADA and above those burrito inventing MEXICANS
<Kelly> We're the useless part of North America.
* Kelly nods
<Dimension> must be a weird place
* whiterider looks in, blinks, and goes away
<Delphy> There be dragons
<Dimension> maybe dinosaurs still live there
<Dimension> EEEEEW
<Dimension> wait, what is that?
<Kelly> What is what?
<Dimension> minnesota
<Delphy> That is what.
<Delphy> What is that.
<Delphy> That is what is that is what is Minnesota.
<Dimension> my mind is on fire
<SirEmino> i'm confused
<Delphy> "What is the USA"
<Dimension> jeopardy!
* Delphy cuts Dimmys mind with a sack cloth
<Dimension> i choose door THREE!
* Delphy punches Dimmy in the face.
* Kelly sticks Delphy on a rotissarie or however the frack you spell it
<Delphy> That was door number three.
* Dimension bites down on delphy's knuckles
<Delphy> Also, Minnesota is a state in the USA.
<Kelly> Yeah.
<Kelly> That.
<Dimension> mwlarf ignflflf
<Delphy> The USA is that country just below the awesome CANADA and above those burrito inventing MEXICANS
<Kelly> We're the useless part of North America.
* Kelly nods
<Dimension> must be a weird place
* whiterider looks in, blinks, and goes away
<Delphy> There be dragons
<Dimension> maybe dinosaurs still live there
<collateral> Every simmer need: SimPE, The Q-Xpress, and the inSim
<collateral> Tha' you're done :D
<Saria_Crossing> i have dial up...takes to olong to download them
<Kelly|Awayness> I don't have the inSim or Q-Xpress. :P
<collateral> That's because you suck :D *huggles Kelly*
<Kelly|Awayness> Well, actually, it's because I don't need the insim, and because q-xpress screws up my subfoldering.
<collateral> Aha, too organised for it?
<SilentPsycho> I have none of the three
<SilentPsycho> Mainly because I can't be bothered to think
<collateral> Tha' you're done :D
<Saria_Crossing> i have dial up...takes to olong to download them
<Kelly|Awayness> I don't have the inSim or Q-Xpress. :P
<collateral> That's because you suck :D *huggles Kelly*
<Kelly|Awayness> Well, actually, it's because I don't need the insim, and because q-xpress screws up my subfoldering.
<collateral> Aha, too organised for it?
<SilentPsycho> I have none of the three
<SilentPsycho> Mainly because I can't be bothered to think
<whiterider> Spatuli!
<whiterider> OMG!
<Lolli> Spatuli?
<whiterider> Give me your address. I have to send you spatuli now Frenchie's in the country.
<whiterider> Spatuli. Plural of spatula. :P
<whiterider> OMG!
<Lolli> Spatuli?
<whiterider> Give me your address. I have to send you spatuli now Frenchie's in the country.
<whiterider> Spatuli. Plural of spatula. :P
[18:30] <simmies2> i have sims3 peoples
[18:30] <simmies2> WOOP
[18:30] <simmies2> simes2 is rubbish to be now
[18:30] <Frenchiedesu> :/ Sims 2 isn't rubbish just because Sims 3 was released...
[18:33] * frazzdesu scribles out the '3' on a sims 3 case, draws on a '4' and throws it at the ravenous consumers.
[18:33] <HystericalParoxysm> OMG it's soooo much bettter!!!!11111one
* simmies2 scribbles 3 of box and puts 1000000000000 enjor chucks in shop window
[18:37] <whiterider> What the hell is an enjor chuck?
[18:37] <simmies2> enjor*
[18:37] <simmies2> engoy*
[18:38] <whiterider> That doesn't really make much more sense, but ok
[18:30] <simmies2> WOOP
[18:30] <simmies2> simes2 is rubbish to be now
[18:30] <Frenchiedesu> :/ Sims 2 isn't rubbish just because Sims 3 was released...
[18:33] * frazzdesu scribles out the '3' on a sims 3 case, draws on a '4' and throws it at the ravenous consumers.
[18:33] <HystericalParoxysm> OMG it's soooo much bettter!!!!11111one
* simmies2 scribbles 3 of box and puts 1000000000000 enjor chucks in shop window
[18:37] <whiterider> What the hell is an enjor chuck?
[18:37] <simmies2> enjor*
[18:37] <simmies2> engoy*
[18:38] <whiterider> That doesn't really make much more sense, but ok
<Renske> except from volleyball, where they pat each other on the butt when they score
<Renske> .... didnt come out right.
<Renske> .... didnt come out right.
<elpemmy> Can you get stoned on cannabis?
<HystericalParoxysm> O_o
<jhd1189> !
<SilentPsycho> ...
<Djones> :o
<HystericalParoxysm> What the fuck else are you supposed to use it for?
<Djones> elpemmy, Quick! To the yahoo answers mobile.
* HystericalParoxysm cacklesnorts
<elpemmy> ...
<elpemmy> That wasn't what I meant.
<HystericalParoxysm> What -did- you mean then?
<elpemmy> I meant it, like, is stoned the correct term.
<Safyre420> you can use it for hemp stuff
<missangelica> You mean the act of stoning?
<Safyre420> stoned, fried, blazed
<HystericalParoxysm> Stoned, high, baked...
<Djones> I want to be stoned by cannabis.
<Djones> They'd need tons to really do any damage
<jhd1189> "May he who is without sin cast the first cannabis"
<Djones> The bible would be way cooler.
<Delphy> "Dude, this cannabis is, like, totally heavy, man!"
<elpemmy> not to mention, they'd struggle to make drugs illegal if it was in the bible.
<HystericalParoxysm> And then Jesus went unto them, and he spake, "Like, whoa, my hands are HUGE!"
<SilentPsycho> Never look a gift cannibis in the mouth
<Safyre420> jesus was a hippie
<HystericalParoxysm> O_o
<jhd1189> !
<SilentPsycho> ...
<Djones> :o
<HystericalParoxysm> What the fuck else are you supposed to use it for?
<Djones> elpemmy, Quick! To the yahoo answers mobile.
* HystericalParoxysm cacklesnorts
<elpemmy> ...
<elpemmy> That wasn't what I meant.
<HystericalParoxysm> What -did- you mean then?
<elpemmy> I meant it, like, is stoned the correct term.
<Safyre420> you can use it for hemp stuff
<missangelica> You mean the act of stoning?
<Safyre420> stoned, fried, blazed
<HystericalParoxysm> Stoned, high, baked...
<Djones> I want to be stoned by cannabis.
<Djones> They'd need tons to really do any damage
<jhd1189> "May he who is without sin cast the first cannabis"
<Djones> The bible would be way cooler.
<Delphy> "Dude, this cannabis is, like, totally heavy, man!"
<elpemmy> not to mention, they'd struggle to make drugs illegal if it was in the bible.
<HystericalParoxysm> And then Jesus went unto them, and he spake, "Like, whoa, my hands are HUGE!"
<SilentPsycho> Never look a gift cannibis in the mouth
<Safyre420> jesus was a hippie
* KevinRudd is now known as Tee
<elpemmy> ><
<Tee> WTF?
* Tee is now known as Tree
<Corrie> Tee
<Billybob> Plain white?
<elpemmy> ><
<Tee> WTF?
* Tee is now known as Tree
<Corrie> Tee
<Billybob> Plain white?
<lilmisschatterbox> where do i find 'help'? lol..sorry :P
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<aaliyah> hey
<aaliyah> i think we should talk about sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Chii> :o
<aaliyah> i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cockssssssssssssssss
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<Ri> ...
<aaliyah> hey
<aaliyah> i think we should talk about sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Chii> :o
<aaliyah> i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cockssssssssssssssss
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<Ri> ...
<daluved1> And now..a nap
* daluved1 is now known as dal|nap
<Arisuka> I dunno what it is, but the panelling and the plants are the elements I'm trying to look for :)
* WWW falls asleep on Dal's boobs
<Arisuka> have a great nap!
<Sparkle> Cookie filled dreams!
<WWW> Yeah, they're totally awesome! I get what you mean!
<joninmobile> dal's boobs are totally awesome?
* daluved1 is now known as dal|nap
<Arisuka> I dunno what it is, but the panelling and the plants are the elements I'm trying to look for :)
* WWW falls asleep on Dal's boobs
<Arisuka> have a great nap!
<Sparkle> Cookie filled dreams!
<WWW> Yeah, they're totally awesome! I get what you mean!
<joninmobile> dal's boobs are totally awesome?